Podcasts by What A Time To Be Alive

#315 Experience of Milk from 2023-12-11T13:13:02

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about tourists who sunk a gondola in Venice, a woman who was billed $600k thanks to a QR code error, a guy who stole a city bus and dropped people off, why opt...

#314 Grandpa Strength from 2023-12-10T21:51:05

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how a hacking campaign mess up up people's Spotify wrapped, how feral goldfish are menacing the great lakes, how penguins take 10,000 micro na...

#313 Cold Goop from 2023-12-02T21:57:10

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a woman who received over a hundred mystery packages, a dog who threw up in a courtroom, "witch bottles' washing up on Mexican beaches, a...

#312 Toasted My Haunches from 2023-11-20T05:00

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about why the day after thanksgiving is known as 'Brown Friday', why an AI girlfriend service was shut down after the CEO was arrested, a horse ...

#311 Release The Chaff (w/ Kevin Banner) from 2023-11-13T05:00

Folks, Kevin Banner joins us on this week's ep where we hear about jewel thief who got stuck in a vault, why you can now microwave cup noodles, Barbra Streisand changing Siri's pronuncia...

#310 How Do? from 2023-11-06T05:00

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about green underground slime in NYC, a mummy that looks like Marge Simpson, ancient wine that was discovered, a guy who caused an accident avoiding a t...

#309 Son's Rights Movement from 2023-10-30T04:00

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a mom kicking out her large Italian son's, a tortoise who ran away from home, a beer bong that was mistaken for a dead body, javelina's de...

#308 Sully Situation from 2023-10-23T04:00

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a dog who faked being sick all the time, glitter being banned in the EU, a man who faked being a mannequin in a mall, seagulls who shut down an ai...

#307 Gremlin’s Bargain (w/ Gabe Mollica) from 2023-10-16T04:00

Folks, Gabe Mollica joins us on this week's episode to hear about an ancient scroll being read by A.I., a nightmare TV luxury home prize, why a woman ate 48 oysters on a date, a rat who. got stuck ...

#306 Earth Devil from 2023-10-09T04:00

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a husband who built a beach rock sculpture, thieves trying to steal an Uber delivery robot, British conker nuts being too soggy to smash, a hallow...

#305 Explain The Chain from 2023-10-02T04:00

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a farting dog on an airplane, some drunk people who decided to manage a La Quinta hotel, a guy who got charged $1,000 for crab, a rescue dog that ...

#304 Hot Bar Genius from 2023-09-25T04:00

Folks, on this week's episode we hear a woman named Barbara Oppenheimer, if fake meat is halal & kosher, beer kegs that were installed in a church, how NFT's are even more worthless ...

#303 McDonald's Potion Bar (w/ Bobby Condon) from 2023-09-18T04:00

Folks, Bobby Condon returns on this week's episode where we hear about an ingredient in cough medicine that doesn't really work, why McDonald's is getting rid of their self serve sod...

#302 DNA Damage from 2023-09-11T04:00

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a mysterious god orb from the ocean, how NASA may have accidentally killed some Martians years ago, vandals breaking through the great wall of Chi...

#301 Turn Stage Left from 2023-09-04T04:00

Folks, on this week's episode about illegal backyard volleyball gambling, a two hundred year old time capsule, radioactive Chernobyl pigs, a Korean woman who failed her drivers test 961 time...

#300 Apex Grain (w/ Paul F. Tompkins) from 2023-08-28T04:00

Folks, Paul F. Tompkins joins us on our 300th episode to hear about fake parmesan cheese being sold in Italy, a snake that was found in a basket at Target, a field of sunflowers that people take...

#299 Dumb Junk from 2023-08-21T04:00

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about a wine being illegally fermented in the ocean, a mystery creature that caused a power outage, why you shouldn't staple a flyer to an electrical pol...

#298 Recycle Moi from 2023-08-14T04:00

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about 'Cotton Eyed Joe' being played during a tennis match, peacocks getting vasectomies, people being charged for having a sandwich cut in half...

#297 Glad We Know from 2023-08-07T04:00

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about the discovery of the biggest animal ever, the world record for most walnuts smashed with someone's head, a library book overdue by 119 years, ...

#296 Edward 40 Fins from 2023-07-31T04:00

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a guy finding $50k worth of whale vomit, why 10kg of hair was found in the walls of a house, a woman who brought a lasagna on a plane, Joe Biden&#...

#295 Please, No Survival (w/ Joe Kwaczala) from 2023-07-24T04:00

Folks, Joe Kwaczala joins us on this week's episode to hear about a sea otter stealing surf boards, a man who purposely clogged women's toilets, people scalding their hands at Yellowston...

#294 Uh Oh Button from 2023-07-10T04:00

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about Wimbledon banning sex in their quiet room, a guy who carved his name into the Roman Colosseum, a judge who was too wacky on Tik Tok, a man who was...

#293 America's Last Car Phone from 2023-07-03T04:00

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about how a grenade was dropped off at Goodwill, a normal guy who entered the NBA draft, a mystery dog who may or may not be terrorizing a neighborhood, how ...

#292 My Exercises (w/ Kate Willett) from 2023-06-26T04:00:55

Folks, Kate Willett joins on this week's episode where we hear about Ina Garten's Facebook being hacked, an old viking ruin that was found in someone's house, the guy that dislocated...

#291 Solid Gold Homies (w/ Mike Scollins) from 2023-06-19T04:00:11

Folks, Mike Scollins joins us on this week's episode where we hear about the Jekyll & Hyde restaurants PPP fraud, a house that keeps getting hit by golf balls, a family that found 800,00...

#290 Hay Adjacent from 2023-06-12T04:00:19

Folks, on this week's out we hear about a royal guard passing out during a musical performance, a bear that swam ashore on a Florida beach, Conor McGregor knocking out a mascot, a vape store...

#289 Ethnic Medicine (w/ Kenice Mobley) from 2023-06-05T04:00:15

Folks, Kenice Mobley joins us on this week's episode where we hear about Transformers statues in a Washington D.C. neighborhood, why scientists are trying to make tasteless peas, a guy who t...

#288 Doing A Big Night from 2023-05-29T04:00:52

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a lady making a $500 salad during a break in, why a man drove a back hoe to the airport, the CDC saying raw cookie dough is bad for you, why a pol...

#287 Chekhov's Guy (w/ Dan Wilbur) from 2023-05-22T04:00:33

Folks, Dan Wilbur joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a senior prank school swap gone wrong, new food delivery robots at Wendy's, throwing stars being legalized, weightli...

#286 - Eating It Loose (w/ Jamie Loftus) from 2023-05-15T21:00:45

Folks, Jamie Loftus joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a motorcycle that runs on beer, a giant molasses spill, activist penis graffiti in Great Britain, the YouTuber who cra...

#285 Sparka Nota from 2023-05-08T04:00:35

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about brawling goats that were arrested, the closing of Christmas Tree Shops, thieves who only stole right footed shoes, a fart spray prank that caused ...

#284 Doctor Dictionary (w/ Django Gold) from 2023-05-01T04:00:58

Folks, Django Gold joins us on this week's episode where we hear about an ancient liquid spewing from the ocean floor, why the awful Pinkertons got involved with Magic the Gathering, why a w...

#283 Tiniest Digital Soldiers (w/ Dan Yang) from 2023-04-24T04:00:16

Folks, Dan Yang is back on this week's episode where why a lot of Miller High Life was destroyed by the Dutch government, why a panda was given the Heimlich maneuver, how a kid got stuck in ...

#282 Stye King Of Brooklyn (w/ Luke Mones) from 2023-04-17T04:00:29

Folks, Luke Mones is back on this week's episode where we hear about a guy who had a plane all to himself, why sandwiches cost so much at the airport, the lady with tuberculosis who won'...

#281 My Little Area from 2023-04-10T04:00:41

Folks, on this week's episode we hear what chemical is in Easter Peeps treats, why mummies in Mexico are infecting the living, why a bald eagle is nesting with a rock baby, why a snapping tu...

#280 Wide Foot Pleasers from 2023-04-03T04:00:55

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about a criminal who stole a pair of shoes while being chased, why Joe Biden didn't get to meet another K-Pop band, how they made a meatball out of a woo...

#279 Corn Town USA (w/ Tom Thakkar) from 2023-03-27T04:00:48

Folks, Tom Thakkar is back on this week's episode where we hear about a guy who gave a cop a 'Get Out of Jail Free Card', an Owl who got stuck in a chimney, an American who was caugh...

#278 Chicken Opinions (w/ Courtney Maginnis) from 2023-03-20T04:00:42

Folks, Courtney Maginnis is back on this week's episode where we hear about a Buffalo Wild Wings boneless wings lawsuit, a beloved teachers M&M casket, the argument over one woman's ...

#277 Claw Foot Warshtub from 2023-03-13T04:00:07

Folks, on this week's all new ep we hear about bad bear escape advice, a controversial vanity license plate, why Chuck E. Cheese animatronic robots still run on floppy disks, an overly boozy&nbs...

#276 Wrong Mississippi from 2023-03-06T05:00:18

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about how a entire class of British students had their passports mysteriously destroyed, how a mafia guy escaped jail using a bedsheet rope, how New York state m...

#275 Roy Rogers Rating from 2023-02-27T05:00:24

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a fake quote attributed to Ed Harris, a fan at an NBA game who ate a lot of chicken nuggets, how former NFL receiver Chad Johnson lived in a stadium f...

#274 Touch Tanks (w/ Alex Ptak) from 2023-02-20T05:00:46

Folks, Alex Ptak joins us on this week's ep where we hear about an the lost zoo owl of NYC, how a sick man developed a mysterious Irish accent, how carnies were caught overinflating basketb...

#273 Nepo Baby Green Juice from 2023-02-13T05:00

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about an unfortunate McDonald's sign near a crematorium, how woodpeckers filled the walls of a house with acorns, how cockatoo's use tools like humans, the ...

#272 Shabbat Shalerm (w/ Gareth Reynolds) from 2023-02-06T05:00:22

Folks, Gareth Reynolds joins us on this week's ep to hear about a Chick-fil-A that is too popular, how the Apple Watch rescue feature is accidentally going off, how scientists are bringing back ...

#271 Not Legal Advice from 2023-01-30T05:00:09

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about why Fireball whiskey isn't actual whiskey, how a man was fined for being in a McDonald's for too long, the Florida woman who was rescued from a storm drain...

#270 Sh*tty Carl Sagan (w/ Ben Hosley) from 2023-01-24T18:39:15

Folks, Ben Hosley (Blank Check, Congratulations) joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a fish who committed credit card fraud, a dog who is a big jerk, why Ireland is proposin...

#269 Billy Joel Pit from 2023-01-16T05:00:58

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a 95 year old man's Dunkin' Donuts birthday ceremony, the scary VR anxiety treatment, how a pigeon was caught transporting meth, Michael Bay being cha...

#268 Dinocini from 2023-01-09T05:00:21

Folks, on this week's all new ep we hear about some burglars who called 911 on themselves, how too much melted butter shut down a factory, how scientists made people angry by cooking pasta wrong...

#267 r/bloomers from 2023-01-03T01:27:03

Folks, we kick off the new year with a new episode where we hear about an annoying lawsuit over the movie 'Yesterday', a dog who ate an Elf on the Shelf, a woman who is afraid of Christmas tinse...

#266 The Best of 2022 from 2022-12-26T05:00:36

Folks, we put together some of our best moments of 2022 including the controversy surrounding Dobby's grave, the vampire doctor Morbius, Austin Powers and the sexy green M&M, the fat twins o...

#265 Let's Goo (w/ Tommy McNamara) from 2022-12-19T05:00:55

Folks, Tommy McNamara is back on this week's episode where we hear about a giant fruit loop you can buy, scientists making a weed/cocaine plant, Kirsten Sinema's Facebook marketplace account, ho...

#264 A Final Crank from 2022-12-12T05:00:59

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we hear about how twins beat accusations of cheating on a medical school test, how scientists found dancing worms in a guys balls, if Steven Spielbe...

#263 Bird Warden from 2022-12-05T05:00:07

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about a World Cup player still has his mom make his bed, a new lick-able video game for dogs, the scandal surrounding the Liver King, the cockatoo knocking over ...

#262: All Gravy Thanksgiving from 2022-11-28T05:00:35

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about the Smokey Bear ballOon at the Macy's Thanksgiving parade turned people on, the giant goldfish that was caught in France, how wild turkey's are terror...

#261 Gummy Eddie Barzoon (w/ Mac Blake) from 2022-11-21T05:00:39

Folks, Mac Blake joins us on this week's episode where we hear about Coor's new nail polish, how a man found a giant check made out to Haribo Gummies, how Morrissey couldn't perform because...

#260 Rough Shape from 2022-11-14T05:00:44

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about how UPS lost a bunch of SAT tests, the secret to a 101 year old woman's long life, the new robot shoes that make you walk 7mph, why you can't sneak a gun o...

#259 All the Feathers (w/ Andrew Rosas) from 2022-11-07T05:00:25

Folks, Andrew Rosas joins us on this week's episode where we hear about the first female crash test dummies, the Jackdaw bird terrorizing a British town, the baby stuff King Charles needs to tra...

#258 Just Shellfish Things (w/ Tommy McNamara) from 2022-10-31T04:00:41

Folks, Tommy McNamara joins us on this week's episode we hear about the best dead body actor on Tik Tok, a multi course tasting menu for dogs, the demonologists trying to defeat a curse in Maine...

#257 Jazz Gland from 2022-10-24T04:00:37

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a woman causing a rat infestation with bird seed, a Japanese man who crashed his car into an old toilet, the man who played saxophone during brain sur...

#256 Dodo Tendies from 2022-10-17T04:00:40

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about the horse mascot that pooped on a football field, the goose that landed on the field during a playoff game, how much a pair of ancient jeans is worth, the ...

#255 Barfkathlete from 2022-10-10T04:00:55

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about the giant new type of bassoon one man invented, why an NFL player was carted off the field so he could poop, the reason a lawyer faked his own death, a sca...

Patreon Preview: #217 Savory Individual from 2022-10-03T04:00:52

Folks, we're off this week but check out last week's full Patreon episode for free instead. We hear about how one man is hoarding the contents of an old manuscript, old chocolate that was discov...

#254 Hurling Section from 2022-09-26T04:00:26

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about how an alligator got in a pool's lazy river, why you need to stop dropping your kids off at GameStop, the unfortunate ending to a woman bringing a raccoon ...

#253 Intersize Friendship (w/ Dave Ross) from 2022-09-19T04:00:22

Folks, Dave Ross joins us on this week's episode to hear about a coyote that got into a families bathroom, a food delivery robot that interrupted a crime scene, how scientists taught spinach to ...

#252 Daintiest Pilgrim from 2022-09-12T04:00:20

Folks, on this week's ep we hear why a man climbed on top of a pub in desperation, the escaped chimp who got caught in the rain, how the royal bees learned about the Queens death, the corpse tha...

#251 Ring My MP from 2022-09-05T04:00:44

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a lot of catfish that were stolen, how rabies vaccines are being air dropped to wild raccoons, the large amount of underage drinking going on at a Wis...

#250 World's Top Goon from 2022-08-29T04:00:47

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a man who sailed a giant pumpkin down a river, how the guys from Britains famous 'the lads' meme received their own statue, why Mount Kilimanjaro now ...

#249 Habitual Bungler from 2022-08-22T04:00:54

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a Pomeranian who took on a bear, the house cars can't stop crashing into, the controversy surrounding corn hole bean bags, how Janet Jackson's 'Rhythm...

#248 Pazuzu Nicklesworth from 2022-08-15T04:00:27

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about an overturned truck full of Bud Light, how a baseball player lost his phone mid base slide, how a guy hid from the cops in a giant stuffed bear, the b...

#247 Pallet of Bossypants (w/ Vanessa Gonzalez) from 2022-08-08T04:00:54

Folks, the hilarious Vanessa Gonzalez joins us on this week's episode to hear about a mystery ice cream freezer that washed up on a beach, a new species of walking sharks, a huge brisket theft i...

#246 Dirtbag Arts (w/ Andrew Orvedahl) from 2022-08-01T04:00:58

Folks, Andrew Orvedahl joins us on this week's ep to hear about some pickpockets who stole a fake watch, how an expensive dog was stolen from a pet store, how a drunken chase ended with a man ca...

#245 Reconsidering My Soups from 2022-07-25T23:16:26

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about a missing dog who won a ribbon at a dog show, the mystery surrounding the robot toddler from 'Twiilight', the chess robot that broke a seven year old's fin...

#244 Raw Cable (w/ Shalewa Sharpe) from 2022-07-18T04:00:16

Folks, Shalewa Sharpe returns to the show this week to hear about a cat stuck in an airport, a guy who lost his phone in a volcano, a woman caught writing a long series of fake Wikipedia article...

#243 Stay In The Shell from 2022-07-11T04:00:32

Folks, this week's ep is a bit of a mish mash as we combine 2/3 of a regular with 25 mins of our live show that we were able to record. That's kinda fun, right? You probably like that, right? He...

#242 Land Of $10,000 from 2022-07-04T04:00:29

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about Delta's giant flight reimbursements, how a threesome started a huge brawl on a cruise, a Nigerian politician fake fainting, Minnesota accidentally legalizi...

#241 Salt The Sensors (w/ Josh Gondelman) from 2022-06-27T04:00:13

Folks, Josh Gondelman returns to the show this week to hear about how one woman cleaned up at the Virginia/Kentucky district fair, how a slug caused a huge traffic jam, the missing thumb drive i...

#240 Shrek Deep Fake from 2022-06-20T04:00

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about a guy who tried to flee the country on a jet ski, the frog breeder on Tik Tok disrupting the Florida ecosystem, how two factory workers got stuck in a vat ...

#239 Clutch Of Eggs from 2022-06-13T04:00:28

Folks, on this week's ep we hear what weird insult a British guy said to a judge in court, why you shouldn't fling a bird scooter down expensive Spanish architecture, how scientists are developi...

#238 Slimes & Slops from 2022-06-06T04:00:25

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we hear about the Lion in China with gorgeous bangs, why you can lo longer have your Vegas wedding officiated by Elvis, why they're selling gross gr...

#237 Doll Steps from 2022-05-30T04:00:37

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about the possum that was caught in a Brooklyn dive bar, the man who is throwing 1,000 air punches in celebration of his favorite anime returning, the ...

#236 Thinking Man's Keg Stand from 2022-05-23T04:00

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a guy calling 911 too much, a kid who accidentally ordered 31 cheeseburgers, why scallops really love disco lights, how a squirrel stole a golf ball d...

#235 Hot Slide from 2022-05-16T04:00:28

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we hear about the world's most boring playground, why sea turtles have no idea where they're going, why a wrestling death match in Britain shocked a...

#234 What Are Batteries? (w/ Alison Leiby) from 2022-05-09T04:00:49

Folks, Alison Leiby returns to the show this week where we hear about a guy who did a drunken night mow on a neighbors lawn, why NASA is sending nudes into space, the Detroit man with a weed ven...

#233 Luscious Homies from 2022-05-02T04:00:25

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how they're adding certain sensations to VR headsets, how many bears were found chilling under a vacation house, how a woman got stuck in a toilet aft...

#232 In The Crucible from 2022-04-25T04:01

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we hear about a pigeon that interrupted a championship snooker match, a woman who got stuck behind a couch during Easter brunch, how a cat got stuck...

#231 Bread Journey (w/ Anthony DeVito) from 2022-04-18T04:00

Folks, the hilarious Anthony DeVito joins us this week where we learn about the Japanese cafe that forces you to get work done, how an empty, driverless car was pulled over by cops, the woman who g...

#230 Cosmic Boba from 2022-04-11T04:00

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about a Japanese wrestler who refused to break kayfabe after saving a child, the controversy over the most cost effective thermostat temperature, two roommates w...

#229 Lawnmower Juice from 2022-04-04T04:00

Folks, on this week's ep we dive into the Morbius fever that is sweeping the nation while hearing about the teacher who's students started a GoFundMe to get him cooler shoes, how a fake pilot wa...

#228 Lore Dump (w/ Sam Evans) from 2022-03-28T04:00

Folks, the hilarious Sam Evans joins us on this week’s episode where we learn about an old guy who built an illegal pickle ball court, how scientists found the most boring person in the world, h...

#227 Potato DNA from 2022-03-21T04:00

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about the new Chilean president being gifted a Squirtle from Japan, how a world record potato turned out to be a gourd, how scientists have discovered the meanin...

#226 Giveaway Fraud from 2022-03-14T04:00

Folks, after hearing a story about the most bizarre comedy show hecklers ever, we hear about the guy who released a bat during a screening of 'The Batman', how the mighty octopus might be older ...

#225 Hat Larfin (w/ Tom Thakkar) from 2022-03-07T05:00

Folks, Tom Thakkar returns to the podcast where we learn where the horny little Venus of Willendorf statue was traced to, how a woman in the UK failed the countries easiest driving test, why you...

#224 Beetle Pleasure (w/ Alex Ptak) from 2022-02-28T05:00

Folks, Alex Ptak joins us on this week's episode where we guess which Spiderman actor wore a fake padded ass, how Magpie's have learned how to remove tracking devices, why a clown was banned fro...

#223 Bozo Nabbed from 2022-02-21T05:00

Folks, on this week's all new ep we hear about a serial Tanuki statue thief, how an angry dad took out internet access for his entire neighborhood, how porn has infiltrated Roblox, the boat fire...

#222 Try The Wedge from 2022-02-14T05:00

Folks, on this week's episode we learn about the woman who won a vacation to her hometown, why German weasels love eating car parts, why 2016 Mazda's could only pick up NPR stations, performance...

#221 Back From The Brink from 2022-02-07T05:00

Folks, on this week's episode we find out which beloved 80's character Javier Bardem had a crush on, why Build-A-Bear is offering a sexy option for their stuffed animals, what public structure i...

#220 Bopped In The Chevy (w/ Luke Mones) from 2022-01-31T05:00

Folks, Luke Mones makes his triumphant return to the show where we learn why someone mailed a snowman to Florida, why a West Virginia politician showed everyone his dogs butthole, another toddle...

#219 Nude Chips from 2022-01-24T05:00

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about the crows taking over a California town, how a real 'Weekend at Bernie's' scheme was foiled, the expensive and high tech way a lost Jack Russell Terri...

#218 Flim Flam Man from 2022-01-17T05:00

Folks, on this week's ep we learn about why french dressing was just deregulated, how a badger found some very rare Roman coins, the anti COVID vaccine wellness guy who drinks his own urine, how...

#217 The Bus Rider’s Promise from 2022-01-10T05:00

Folks, we're back together again as we hear the scientific reason why dogs were given an MRI, the Tennessee poltician who tried to pants a ref at a high school basketball game, how the record fo...

#216 Dr. Jim P. Knutson (w/ Maggie Maye) from 2022-01-03T05:00

Folks, Maggie Maye joins us on our first episode of 2022 where we hear about our first butter theft, the squirrel who injured eighteen people during a rampage, the invention of a lick-able T.V.,...

#215 The Best Of 2021 from 2021-12-27T05:00

Folks, we've compiled some out favorite moments from the pod once again (and some from Patreon) including someone being "held hossum", the influencer baby, Stevie Griffin, the lost rare Goku's, ...

#214 Dame Más Havelinas (w/ Bobby Condon) from 2021-12-20T05:00

Folks, Bobby Condon joins us on this week's episode where we hear about why the mayor and city councilman of a town in Brazil had an MMA match, why four pigs were pardoned somewhere, the reality...

#213 RE: The Slab from 2021-12-13T05:00

Folks, we're joined by L.A. Eli this week to learn how a you can get workman's comp from a work from home fall in Germany, why Camel's are being given cosmetic surgery to win beauty contests, wh...

#212 Leave Me Out Of It (w/ Pat Sirois) from 2021-12-06T05:00

Folks, the hilarious Pat Sirois joins us on this week's ep where we hear about very different experiences of people getting snowed in, how envelopes of cash were found in the wall of Joel Osteen...

#211 Long Packet from 2021-11-29T05:00

Folks, on this week's post Thanksgiving ep we hear about Canada releasing their maple syrup reserves, a woman complaining about a speedy Aldi cashier, the dancing cactus toy that raps about suic...

#210 Held Hossum from 2021-11-22T05:00

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a woman held hostage by a possum, why you shouldn't throw pretzels at opposing fans when you're married to the quarterback, what scientists have learn...

#209 Renowned Car (w/ Christian Finnegan) from 2021-11-15T05:00

Folks, the hilarious Christian Finnegan joins us on this week's episode to learn about why a trampoline was found in the middle of the woods, why Tik Tokers are doing the Kool Aid Man challenge,...

#208 Sick Of Blimpie's from 2021-11-08T05:00

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about an Instagram model who is too beautiful, a juror in the Elizabeth Holmes case who was caught playing Sudoku, how Penny the fire pig waded into the anti-vax...

#207 Brief Roll Around from 2021-11-01T04:00

Folks, on this week's ep we hear a surgeon taking a substitute teacher nap, NFT nerds paying to touch a tungsten cube, how you can save money by eating lunch at Six Flags, the horniest micro pig...

#206 Sue Your Mom (w/ Dan Licata) from 2021-10-25T04:00

Folks, the hilarious Dan Licata joins us on this week's episode to discuss what item we'd like to thrown into the Grand Canyon, why the UK might be putting smoking warnings on individual cigaret...

#205 On Holiday In Hospital from 2021-10-18T04:00

Folks, on this week's ep we learn about why you shouldn't call 911 just because you have to pee, a fun prank involving a shark tracker, why one man decided to make his house constantly rotate, w...

#204 Bald Hat from 2021-10-11T04:00

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about a 27,000 year old ancient toilet, how the details of a French military tank were divulged on an internet forum, the rescued castaways who were very chill a...

#203 Beyhan, No! from 2021-10-04T04:00

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we hear about why a record setting catfish catch was disqualified, Shakira being attacked by wild boars, the severe lack of clowns in Ireland, an ac...

#202 Shoving Acrylics (w/ Juila Claire) from 2021-09-27T04:00

Folks, the hilarious Julia Claire joins us on this week's ep as we hear about the start of Fat Bear Week 2021, how a new white paint could mean the end of air conditioning, how the sixty year ol...

#201 Greek Punishments from 2021-09-20T04:00

Folks, we investigate the phenomenon of overly hyper kids before hearing the nicknames featured in a mob bust, why cows were toilet trained by scientists, the vindictive reason for a prop relate...

#200 Capybara Madness from 2021-09-13T04:00

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about how polar bears beat up walrus's in the wild, the priest who married a satanic author, the capybara's reclaiming nature in Argentina, the creative way Russ...

#199 Two Big Mans from 2021-09-06T04:00

Folks, on this week's episode we learn why cows were airlifted in Europe, an anti-Semitic mix up over a plane banner, why a cube of chicken meat went through airport security, why the Federal Tr...

#198 The Frankensode from 2021-08-30T04:00

Folks, due to a technical error we are starting this episode at #3, and to make it up to you, we're adding on this week's Patreon bonus episode onto the second half. But enjoy the rest of the ep...

#197 Like A Gargoyle from 2021-08-23T04:00

Folks, on this week's ep we learn about the Rockies pitcher who heroically pitched through diarrhea, why a Canadian couple couple had pizza burgers at their wedding, Larry David's altercation wi...

#196 Herbian Sermit from 2021-08-16T04:00

Folks, on this week's ep we learn why an elderly, British tourist hated her trip to Spain, olympian Tom Daley's lovely knitting, the highway accident that caused a pig spill, the hermit that wan...

#195 Burger Rage from 2021-08-09T04:00

Folks, we've got exclusive Olympics coverage involving horses getting scared of sumo wrestlers, a massive chicken fat spill in Mississippi, why you can't sue McDonald's for breaking your fast, a...

#194 Jonathan Livingston Bean Goose (w/ Andrew Rosas) from 2021-08-02T04:00

Folks, Andrew Rosas joins us on this week's episode to hear about the record set by a losing 'Jeopardy!' contestant, the upside down flying goose, why French teens are using government funds to ...

#193 Welcome To My Math (w/ Dan Yang) from 2021-07-26T04:00

Folks, the hilarious Dan Yang joins us on this week's ep as we learn about how you can destroy historical property by swerving to not hit a squirrel, the cruel prank played on a penis pump purch...

#192 Gator Water (w/ Jeremy Levick & Rajat Suresh) from 2021-07-19T04:00

Folks, Jeremy Levick & Rajat Suresh join us on this week's episode to learn why jumping off abridge is a bad way to beat traffic, the goats assigned to fight NYC's "weed" problem, the drunk ...

#191 Double Income No Kids (w/ Dylan Gelula & Broti Gupta) from 2021-07-12T03:29:10

Folks, Dylan Gelula & Broti Gupta from the 'Lecture Hall' podcast join us on this week's ep to get an update on the lost British walrus, some mystery dynamite that scared some miners, the to...

#190 Null Admin from 2021-06-28T04:00

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about how a sex doll can be confused for a dead body, how one woman woke up to a negative bank account amount in the billions, the mystery 'Dragon Man' skull, ho...

#189 Driving Ankle from 2021-06-21T04:00

Folks, on this week's ep we learn about why you shouldn't start a Subway-themed weed dispensary, why Stephen A. Smith doesn't like the Westminster dog show winner, why antidepressants are making...

#188 Elephant Drive By from 2021-06-14T04:00

Folks, on this week's episode we talk about the dog who got a job after being yeeted out of a car, the U.K. man who is allowed to visit the pub while out sick from work, the Chinese zoo that was...

#187 Dark Chrom (w/ Dave Weigel) from 2021-06-07T04:00

Folks, Dave Weigel joins us on this week's episode where we learn about the terrifying, suspended, glass pool in London, why a porn link was placed in a Ukrainian school textbook, why a replica ...

#186 Cheeseburger Jail (w/ Carolyn Page) from 2021-05-31T04:00

Folks, the hilarious Carolyn Page joins us on this week's episode to hear about a large amount of vibrators were stolen from a bar, a hedgehog without quills, why they're refusing to release Joh...

#185 Ruble Rate (w/ David Rees) from 2021-05-24T04:00

Host of 'Election Profit Makers' & the creator of FXX's 'Dicktown', David Rees joins us on this week's episode to learn about Siberia's grave digging contest, one's man's used coffee cup rel...

#184 Rat Rankings from 2021-05-17T04:00

Folks, on this week's ep we find out how many pints each Brit must drink to save all their pubs, why Italians were offended by Elon Musk's Wario, why you shouldn't storm a high school in search ...

#183 Barking Method from 2021-05-10T04:00

Folks, after Kath takes over Eli's rant corner we talk about the Japanese town that spent it's stimulus money on a squid statue, the kid who bulk ordered Spongebob popsicles, why rare condors ar...

#182 Important Blood from 2021-05-03T04:00

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about an old hermit being kicked off an island, a beaver who kicked everyone off the internet, a mayor who wants his wrestling identity kept secret, why smugglin...

#181 Threat Display (w/ Luke Mones) from 2021-04-26T04:00

Folks, we conclude Better Show Month with a list of stories curated by show favorite Luke Mones. Including but not limited to: how a missing rented VHS tape unraveled a woman's life, the London ...

#180 Destination Bathroom (w/ Jason Concepcion) from 2021-04-19T04:00

Better Show Month rolls along with Crooked Media’s Jason Concepcion as we hear about the Florida draw bridge jumper, Japan's fake girl motorcycle enthusiast, Kentucky's mass college acceptance e...

#179 Kid Not Know Swim? (w/ Griffin Newman) from 2021-04-12T04:00

Folks, Better Show Month continues with Griffin Newman, cohost of 'Blank Check with Griffin & David' as we talk about the demise of Yahoo! Answers, how a temperature check refusal can get yo...

#178 Baby Wig (w/ Katie Nolan) from 2021-04-05T04:00

Folks we kick off Better Show Month with ESPN's Katie Nolan to hear about how a worm tornado in New Jersey may be affecting Katie personally, why French monks are having a diffi...

#177 Apophis Returns from 2021-03-29T04:00

Folks, on this week's episode, we hear about a little jockey who did a lot of cocaine, a local stop sign that nobody stops for, why one dog kept stealing a unicorn stuffed animal, why an asteroi...

#176 Self SWAT from 2021-03-22T04:00

Folks, on this week's ep we hear about a rich guy that can't stop crashing luxury cars, why people in Taiwan are changing their last name to 'salmon', a woman who loves to get caught sneaking on...

#175 Reginald Footsucker from 2021-03-15T04:00

Folks, on this 'What A Time To Be Alive' we learn about the foot centric owners of a U.K. shoe store, how a cat on top of a train delayed everyone, the rocks fir copper switcharoo of the century...

#174 Kilostrikes from 2021-03-08T05:00

Folks, on this week's 'What A Time To Be Alive' we learn why big tires will not get you out of a speeding ticket, why a sword will not net you a lot of cards in a robbery, how a cat in the cockp...

#173 Hair vs. Fur from 2021-03-01T05:00

Folks, on this week's episode we learn about a lost sheep that was in desperate need of a shearing, which celeb wax statues you can eat a steak dinner next to, why naming a new snow plow is gett...

#172 Strega Nona Face from 2021-02-22T05:00

Folks, after finding out what T.V. show is scaring Kath & Eli, we learn about how not to get the city to plow your street, the best disguise to get the COVID vaccine with, why one man decide...

#171 Ancient Bobo from 2021-02-15T05:00

Folks, after giving it up for senior citizens we learn why one elderly man is very pissed off about his internet connection, the Koala that caused a multi car pile up, how an ancient conch was d...

#170 Born With Haters from 2021-02-08T05:00

Folks, on this week's episode we learn why you can't smuggle succulents into New Zealand, what Apple product a man swallowed while shoveling snow, by bills in D.C. are having a hard time being d...

#169 Alleged Allegations from 2021-02-01T05:00

Folks, after learning who kidnapped Eli in a recent dream we learn about why Subway's tuna might not actually be tuna, why wombat poop is actually square, why a German man was impersonating an a...

#168 Human: The Forbidden Meal from 2021-01-25T05:00

Folks, on this week's ep we learn what state is starting Bigfoot hunting season, a misunderstanding over some horny horse names, why one barbershop is holding haircut auditions, how Microsoft wi...

#167 Cocktail Milk (w/ Avery Moore) from 2021-01-18T05:00

Folks, the hilarious Avery Moore joins us on this week's episode where we get an update on the hacked dick cage before learning about an ancient pig cave painting, Rudy Giuliani's 'Game of Thron...

#166 Catholic Staircase from 2021-01-11T05:00

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive, we recap the big man getting banned from Twitter, the hamster that braved a blizzard for some candy, why the earth is spinning faster, why a viciou...

#165 Dragon Ball Cooper from 2021-01-04T05:00

Folks, we kick off the new year where nothing bad will happen by hearing about the kid who held a rave in his school's bathroom, the fast food restaurant discovered in Pompeii, why Dippin' Dots ...

#164 The Best Of 2020 from 2020-12-28T05:00

Folks, we've compiled some of our favorite moments from the pod this year (and a couple from Patreon) including England's Bussy Bear mascot, the monkey busters of Japan, Kath learning to draw th...

FREE Patreon Ep #96: Toilet For Virgins (w/ Stefan Heck) from 2020-12-25T09:00

We kick off the first week of BETTER SHOW MONTH with the hilarious Stefan Heck, to talk about our biggest bar orders, how big Shaq's toilet is, why the new Tesla truck still sucks, and the town ...

FREE Patreon Ep #98: Puberty 2 w/ Karen Kilgariff from 2020-12-25T09:00

BETTER SHOW MONTH just keeps getting better as the hilarious Karen Kilgariff joins sus as we discover how the French desperately need cigs during the quarantine, and GHOOOOOOOSTTTTSSSSS!!!

FREE Patreon Bonus Ep #99: Cookout In Progress (w/ Tom Scharpling) from 2020-12-25T09:00

The hilarious Tom Scharpling joins us on the week's bonus ep as we close out BETTER SHOW MONTH by learning why one Philly resident was tricked into eating Chuck E. Cheese pizza, how cops found t...

FREE Patreon Ep #97: Roughing Up The Suspect (w/ Jesse Farrar) from 2020-12-25T09:00

We continue BETTER SHOW MONTH with the hilarious Jesse Farrar, to talk about the pizza delivery robot, how the wife of one town's mayor broke his quarantine rules, and how one Italian mayor is u...

#163 Cliff Guy (w/ Chris James) from 2020-12-21T05:00

Folks, the hilarious Chris James joins us on this week's episode where we learn why grasshoppers will not help you poop, one man's victory over his lost porn collection, where some Alabama resid...

#162 Apex Ike (w/ Ike Barinholtz) from 2020-12-14T05:00

Folks, the hilarious Ike Barinholtz returns to the show where we learn about the wrong way to use an extension cord for Christmas lights, the latest in artificial skin technology, a mixup at the...

#161 Maximum Pleasure from 2020-12-07T05:00

Folks, after Kath and Eli commiserate over 'The Mentalist', we learn about how government officials secret dumpling racket, a penis shaped ice asking rink, controversy over William Henry Harriso...

#160 Lad Mag Meetup from 2020-11-30T05:00

Folks, after dealing with parental tech problems, we hear why you shouldn't do massive car burnouts indoors, the world's biggest fake ketamine bust, why we now have facial recognition for bears,...

#159 Virtual Shillelagh (w/ Tommy McNamara) from 2020-11-23T05:00

Folks, Tommy McNamara returns to the show where we learn about how one man became rich off of a crashed meteor, how an elderly Chicago man fought off some intruders, why an underwater ski doo is...

#158 Tinker Tailor Black Gay (w/ Jon Gabrus) from 2020-11-16T05:00

Folks, the hilarious Jon Gabrus joins us on this week's episode where we learn about how a 25 ft. pine tree was stolen, why you shouldn't impersonate an FBI officer at Chick-fil-A, why playing d...

#157 Dry vs. Wet (w/ J.P. McDade) from 2020-11-07T23:59:21

The hilarious J.P. McDade returns to the show as be bask in Donald J. Trump's election defeat before learning about Japan's questionable politics-themed burgers, if the new gritty Barney movie i...

#156 HOA's Mad from 2020-11-02T05:00

Folks, we're still spooky on this week's episode where we learn about the extremes of Halloween decorations, the criminal catching lawn mower robot, what 70's TV theme song you can torture your ...

#155 Underground Trash Bank (w/ Luke Mones) from 2020-10-26T04:00

Well, he's back folks. Luke Mones returns on this week's 'What A Time To Be Alive' as we learn about the ferris wheel you can work out of, the raccoons who took over a bank, a missing classic pa...

#154 Christian Software (w/ Bill Hanstock) from 2020-10-19T04:00

Writer Bill Hanstock joins us on this week's spooky episode where we hear about the unnecessary censorship that took place in a museum, the race to track down a missing Lemur, how many cigarette...

#153 Orgy Of Influences (w/ John Cullen) from 2020-10-12T04:00

The hilarious John Cullen joins us on this week's episode to recount too many Weird Al songs and learn about the goat who walks like a human, an attempt to eat 123 Carolina Reaper peppers, why t...

#152 Kath's Move from 2020-10-03T22:44:58

Folks, on this week's episode we talk about some pertinent news events involving the novel Coronavirus before hearing about a man that dumps eels in Prospect Park, the disappointment felt at the...

#151 House Chain from 2020-09-28T04:00

Folks, after celebrating the announcement of #FatBearWeek, we learn about the great Oregon whale explosion is being commemorated, how a titan of industry once saved the Costco hot dog, the man w...

#150 Baby's Gift from 2020-09-21T04:00

Folks, after a hot debate about planet shapes, we hear how many anti-quarantine songs Van Morrison has written, the new soft drink that will put you to sleep, the real reason the hover board den...

#149 Peckish Punter from 2020-09-14T04:00

Folks, on this week's 'What A Time To Be Alive' we hear about the fly that destroyed a French mans home, the latest in chicken nugget #fakenews, what food item was mistaken for a penis, why John...

#148 In The Crypt from 2020-09-07T04:00

Folks, our dogs are barkin' this week as we hear about the alleged jet pack that invaded air space in L.A., a literal snakes on a plane scenario, the newest developments in 3D printed meat, the ...

#147 Definitive Dandy from 2020-08-31T04:00

Folks, on this week's 'What A Time To Be Alive' we hear about goats who took over a police car, the theft of a very peculiar painting, what a taxidermist is doing with his extra rat hands, the e...

#146 Autofellazione (w/ David Roth) from 2020-08-24T04:00

The hilarious David Roth joins us on this week's episode as we learn about Dennis Quaid's similarly named cat, the lengths a woman took to sve her husband's Gundam collection, the ancient sword fou...

#145 Monkey Junkyard from 2020-08-17T04:00

Folks, on this week's 'What A Time To Be Alive' we learn how a fat guy in China got stuck in a well, why a London zoo is now home to the ugliest pigs on earth, why you shouldn't sit on a 19th ce...

#144 Nude As Hell from 2020-08-10T04:00

Folks, after reviewing the very nasty Facebook Marketplace, we take a look at what cannibal animal is on the loose, how you can own the contents of a loose ball pit, what crime some awful YouTub...

#143 Karaoke Prison from 2020-08-03T04:00

Folks, the soundboard is back as we hear about why a bar had to ban two emu's from it's premises, why you shouldn't plant mystery seeds that show up at your door, why Metro North's website had s...

#142 Three Big Car Guys (w/ Josh Gondelman) from 2020-07-27T04:00

The hilarious Josh Gondelman returns to the show this week as we learn why a man pretended to haunt a cemetery, the mysterious deep blue hole off the Florida coast, the genius way one man robbed...

#141 Luscious Human Teeth from 2020-07-20T04:00

Folks, after forcing open the chamber door to Eli's rant corner, we see why the U.S. is in the midst of a nut glut, how teens re using pandemic masks to secretly buy booze, the peacock annoying an ...

#140 Witching Jar from 2020-07-13T04:00

Folks, after diving into the Hollywood Reporters exposé on 'The Floor Is Lava' and revealing some new Patreon goals, we see what steps Japanese amusement parks are taking to stop the spread of C...

#139 Button Duty from 2020-07-06T04:00

Folks, after discussing the honorable tradition of the hot dog eating contest, we learn why Vanilla Ice cancelled his concert in COVID-filled Texas, what snack container a bear got it's head stu...

#138 Monkey Zone from 2020-06-29T04:00

Folks, we're here yet again as we learn why South Koreans are thrilled about green onion cereal, the sex-crazed macaques that continue to take over Thailand, why you could be the inventor of the...

#137 Nature's Tear Gas from 2020-06-22T06:40:18

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we learn about 'Sloth Bot' and it's surveillance opportunities, why a man used his farts as a weapon against the cops, the years long court battle over...

#136 Treasure Finder from 2020-06-15T04:00

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a man being terrorized by unwanted pizza deliveries, the treasure chest found in the Colorado wilderness, how a local duck got drunk and beat up a dog, w...

A Message From WATTBA from 2020-06-08T04:00

No episode this week, but here are the links we mentioned:

PODCASTS TO CHECK OUT

What’s Eating You

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/whats-eating-you/id1476434146 <...

#135 Hog Techniques from 2020-06-01T04:00

Folks, we're hot off our successful reverse telethon as we learn about what marine creature pooped for the first time in two years, why a man broke into a bank to use their microwave, the Bolivi...

#134 Karth Barbadarbo from 2020-05-25T04:00

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive we learn about how you can use onions to get back at your ex, the mystery of the sacred math cubes, the treasure hunter who scammed everyone, the ho...

#133 Intestinal Slurry from 2020-05-18T04:00

Folks, we're here and gonna be ok as we learn about how a restaurant is using mannequins to improve dining during Covid, the odd reason a Japanese politician got in trouble during a debate, why ...

#132 Baby Pants w/ Whitmer Thomas from 2020-05-11T04:00

Folks, the hilarious Whitmer Thomas joins us on this week's episode as we learn about the mystery of the alligator beaver, why getting jumbo, fake Air Pods may not be such a bad thing, a robot t...

#131 Happy Birthday Everyone from 2020-05-04T04:00

Folks, we are absolutely still here as we learn how the return of a missing tomato rocked a small town, the dangers of Tik Tok's venga boys challenge, the lonely eels at a Japanese aquarium, the...

#130 Moron’s Advocate from 2020-04-27T04:00

Folks, we're at it again this week as we find out how some construction workers found themselves in a 'one thing we didn't want to happen' scenario, the Japanese mayor with some odd Coronavirus sug...

#129 Hack The Pwanet from 2020-04-20T04:00

Folks, we're still in ‘tine and still poddin' as we talk about how our favorite video game has been infiltrated by cryptocurrency, how some lawyers in Florida are not adapting well to Zoom webcasti...

#128 Bring Back Humours from 2020-04-13T04:00

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive, we learn about a Guitar Center that refused to quarantine, what inedible item was found in Healthy Choice frozen meals, what movie siren Louisiana ...

#127 The Go Button from 2020-04-06T04:00

Folks, we're back again as we learn all the ways getting magnets stuck up your nose can ruin your life, why a pit bull can't drive you home, the water trouble Harry the pig found himself in, wha...

#126 Some Kind of Arctic Dog from 2020-03-30T04:00

Folks, we're once again scattered across the globe in quarantine as we find out what athletic feat Britney Spears allegedly accomplished, how one criminal made a river based escape, the giant bo...

#125 Bailamos from 2020-03-23T04:00

Folks, we're at it again in quarantine as we see what food item is definitely NOT soap, why the the German need to be more careful with their old national security, the disgusting mouth prayer r...

#124 Keep Beepo Safe from 2020-03-16T05:16:20

Folks, we brave the Coronavirus from our respective apartments (brave, heroes) where we learn how the pandemic is affecting scavenging monkeys in Thailand, how the worlds smallest dinosaur was f...

#123 Chows Of Manhattan from 2020-03-11T05:50:52

Folks, on this week's episode we hear Mr. Bean (an impersonator) is doing coronavirus propaganda, why William Shatner was awarded some prized horse cum, a very nasty skeleton decoration causing tro...

Mones On Mic: A Retrospective from 2020-03-09T18:11:40

Folks, we'll be back with a new episode on Wednesday, but in the meantime, the honorable Luke Mones recorded something to hold you over until then. We didn't know what he was going to do or that...

#122 Mini Mike DLC from 2020-03-02T05:00:40

Folks, on this week's What A Time To Be Alive, we learn what waterfowl is fighting locusts in Pakistan, why there are no benefits to stealing a hearse, the letdown that is the Earth's new temporary...

#121 Snake Knowledge w/ Alex Ptak from 2020-02-17T05:00:40

Folks, the hilarious Alex Ptak joins us on this week's episode as we learn something about weird alien signals, the failure that was the coronavirus testing robot, the snake orgy that shut down a p...

#120 Finally, An IPA from 2020-02-10T06:38:24

Folks, we're back together again as we find out how a fox got into parliament, why a man brought a firearm to a brewery, why penguins may actually speak like humans, who the vile creature 'Bussy Be...

#119 Bed Friendly Food w/ Courtney Maginnis from 2020-02-03T05:00:40

The hilarious Courtney Maginnis returns to the show as we learn how a rescued owl got so fat, mini Mike Bloomberg's weird week, even MORE Florida iguana news, the racially insensitive way a man got...

#118 Nude McNugget from 2020-01-20T05:01

Folks, the gang’s all here again as we learn about the new exciting way to divorce your spouse, Gabe Kapler's alarming lunchtime habits, how you can take your love of gaming to the airport, what ju...

#117 Jamming The Signal w/ Luke Mones from 2020-01-13T05:01:06

Folks, the hilarious Luke Mones joins us once again as we dissect the video of Al Pacino meeting Guy Fieri, the horny tortoise who saved his species, a creative but ineffective attempt at winning t...

#116 Papa Points from 2020-01-06T05:01:33

Folks, we get an important Willie update before learning what awful contents were in an Antiques Roadshow vase, Papa Johns ’50 pizzas in a month’ challenge, a new challenger in the high school poop...

#115 Frankie Space w/ Mike Abrusci from 2019-12-30T05:14:03

Folks, the hilarious Mike Abrusci returns to the show while we learn about a very good reason to be taken to jail, an ingenious way of blessing people with holy water, what REALLY killed the dinosa...

#114 The Best of 2019 from 2019-12-23T05:00:33

Folks, 2019 is coming to a close and this best-of has everything: Renner, Tendies, Bean, Gump, Mones, & Turtles. And we love to see it We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and m...

#113 French Oh No Soup w/ Nicole Conlan from 2019-12-16T05:01:03

Folks, the hilarious Nicole Conlan joins us on this week’s episode as we learn why it’s safer to drive with a fancy cake, a drunk German raccoon, a stripper at a homelessness conference, why Jimi H...

#112 Felt Droopys from 2019-12-09T05:01:13

Folks, on this week’s ep we find out what specific hat is being placed on pigeons in Seattle, the Japanese man who called customer service too many times, a U.K. heckling story for the ages, a poss...

#111 Actually, We Hope Baby Yoda Dies w/ Alison Leiby from 2019-12-02T05:00:43

Folks, the hilarious Alison Leiby joins us on this week’s episode as we learn about all things ‘Roundball Rock’ before we hear about the Iguanas taking over South Florida, what lunch meat was smugg...

#110 Boner Steam w/ David Tveite from 2019-11-25T05:01:03

Folks, the hilarious David Tveite joins us on this week's episode as we learn about the piss-sucking plane doctor, the Faygo theft of the century, Elon Musk's damn Cybertruck, the dog that can sort...

#109 Tough From Far Away from 2019-11-18T05:00:33

Folks, this week we're talking about a baby being born in the damn club, some punk judges who hate authority, why you shouldn't test the rope bridges at Disney World, the end of the Black Keys/Jack...

#108 Grecian Location from 2019-11-13T05:00:43

Folks, after revealing our bad college dorm posters, we find out what false drug bust some cops made, the fish with a human face, Quilty, the shelter abolitionist cat, the latest extreme gender rev...

#107 Best Regards, Dean Bergeron from 2019-11-04T05:00:52

Folks, on this week's episode, Eli is still watching 'Criminal Minds' and we learn about some raccoons that took over a library, what witch-related item was found in an English cemetery, some class...

#106 Cool Frogs from 2019-10-30T04:53:44

Folks, it's a semi-spooky episode this week as we take a look at ahorse that can play dead, the fake sponsor of the New Mexico Bowl, what illicit drug was found in a Sephora delivery, the insect th...

#105 The Full Cleveland w/ Luke Mones & Alyssa Limperis from 2019-10-21T04:00:42

Folks, this we're joined by celebrity power couple Luke Mones & Alyssa Limperis as we learn about the human skin phone case, the massive cheese theft in California, what type of massive dog had to ...

#104 A Patinkin Thing w/ Rob Delaney from 2019-10-14T04:00:14

The hilarious Rob Delaney joins us this week as we get into the disaster that befell a bagel truck, what one Missouri town is doing about its dog turds, what riled up the legendary Stephen A. Smith...

#103 Most Valuable Place from 2019-10-07T04:32:14

Folks, after dealing with the fallout of Eli shaving his beard, we learn about some thicc hibernating bears, the goose that hates taxi cabs, a cat that sex'd himself to the hospital, what video gam...

#102 Lateral Thinking w/ Tom Thakkar from 2019-09-30T04:00:44

When Patty's away, the soundboard Eli shall play. Folks, the hilarious Tom Thakkar joins us on this week's episode as we learn why a drunk guy called the cops on himself, what animal a soccer hooli...

#101 Cookie On The Straw w/ Dan Chamberlain from 2019-09-23T04:00:56

Folks, the hilarious Dan Chamberlain makes his return to the pod as we learn what obscenity was not written on a guy's wife’s sandwich, some drunk driving Amish dudes, where you can't bury your dea...

#100 Big Time Smushed from 2019-09-17T04:26:06

Folks, we did it, 100 episodes. We celebrate our momentous occasion by learning about a young man with a bad old man disguise, a dangerous fake cartoon hole, what immaculate food item was found in ...

#99 Big Thanks To Me from 2019-09-09T04:00:46

Folks we're back together this week to learn about a mini horse on a damn plane, how one living man avoided paying rent, why you should NOT hug chickens, what one man found was lacking in his can o...

#98 Spaghetti Head w/ Nick Turner from 2019-09-02T04:00:46

The hilarious Nick Turner joins us on this week's episode to talk about his new podcast Get Rich Nick before we learn about what trouble Gallagher (yes, the Gallagher) got into in Boise, what food ...

#97 Goblin Stance from 2019-08-26T04:01:16

After learning what the very powerful name of this episode means, we find out about some weird art in New Zealand, an Instagram influencer's motorcycle accident photoshoot, an Aspen bear who attack...

#96 Lance De Buboes from 2019-08-19T04:00:46

Folks, after breaking down why having diarrhea is worse in NYC, we talk about the giant bug that terrorized an entire train car, a raccoon caught in a vending machine, the return of a grave illness...

#95 Worm Bake from 2019-08-12T04:00:45

Folks, we're getting into some serious stuff this week as we investigate the gurgling Florida beach hole, the crabs also terrorizing the sunshine state, how the "watcher" house was finally sold, a ...

#94 The Thin White Claw from 2019-08-05T04:00:35

Folks Eli's back from his wasp-filled wedding as we take a look art the herd of goats that escaped, the Australian Ooshie debacle, one man's wine storage scam, the latest awful fad on Tik Tok invol...

#93 Bonus Boys w/ Josh Gondelman from 2019-07-29T04:00:35

The hilarious Josh Gondelman joins us on this week's episode where we meet the world’s most annoying Tesla owner, why you shouldn't give Cognac to a Taco Bell employee, the A$AP Rocky Sweden fiasco...

#92 Filthy Little Waddlers from 2019-07-22T04:00:34

Folks, we brave through the heatwave and the giant fly in the studio to bring you this week's stories, including the undercover cops who arrested each other, what drug a man smuggled in his toupee,...

#91 Good To Grab/Bad To Grab from 2019-07-15T04:00:34

Folks, on this week’s What A Time To Be Alive, the Iguanas are still causing havoc in Florida, how a man's bodily functions led to his arrest, a teen shows us the dangers of hot boxing in your car...

#90 Hootin' On A Jug from 2019-07-08T04:00:30

On this week's What A Time To Be Alive, Eli shares his new favorite show that happens to star The Rock, before we learn about a dumb reason to file a false police report, one man's obsession with c...

#89 Hate To Touch A Worm from 2019-07-01T04:00:50

Folks, we learn a little about British baseball before we learn about a pretty big hot dog, a Google Maps detour from hell, a fat cat named Layla, why one minor league baseball team hates their uno...

#88 Big Beautiful Wario from 2019-06-24T04:14:03

Folks, this ep has it all we learn about the seagulls that terrorized an elderly couple, what cartoon character was found on some Chinese MDMA, one man's meth'd up attack squirrel, what the hell 'c...

#87 Jim Broadbrent from 2019-06-18T07:02:49

After we get into some belated Game of Thrones takes, we learn about a cool, new octopus city, what weapon a historical man replaced his hand with, boomers and the Iraqi Dinar scam, why a villa in ...

#86 Pivot To Ladybug from 2019-06-10T05:06:56

After some Car Talk talk we find out about the trials of Stuckie the dog, what insects were mistaken for a cloud, parent-teacher drama at the Sidwell school, what item two thieves tried to open an ...

#85 Scurvymo from 2019-06-03T04:00:37

Folks, we've locked ourselves in our windowless studio again to bring you this week's five stories including a missing giant chicken fingers order, a pigeon that foiled a speeding ticket, how you c...

#84 Froggy Yum Yum Yum from 2019-05-28T01:30:55

*Before you tweet, Kath's mic comes on at 2:55* Folks, we're back for another week to see what a suburban woman got her head stuck in after breaking and entering, why you shouldn't summon a succub...

#83 LIVE From Stand Up NY w/ Luke Mones from 2019-05-22T05:36:40

*NOTE* There was an issue with Eli's mic but it is fixed at the 22 min. mark before we start this week's numbers The Bonus Mones himself joins us LIVE from Stand Up NY this week as we look at a gu...

#82 Bread City from 2019-05-13T00:17:28

On this week's What A Time To Be Alive we discuss the horrors visited upon some young 'Detective Pikachu' viewers, what a crazy streamer decided to eat live on cam, a kind old clown with good inten...

#81 Here It Is, A Raccoon w/ Tommy McNamara from 2019-05-06T04:00:29

We reminisce about some bad recent concert attendees before we investigate a bomb-resembling Chef Boyardee can, what object a man had to dig out of his own poop, new Yeti footprints, an awesome Ger...

#80 Potato, Use "Roll" from 2019-04-29T04:00:39

After a very important update on the teen who RKO'd his principal we find out what item from McDonald's a cop mistook for a cellphone, whether or not we'd live in a potato house, the feral cats tha...

#79 Best Of: Oops All Crimes from 2019-04-22T04:00:34

Folks, we've got a great best of for you this week featuring some of our favorite criminals we've talked about on the show, including: the tattoos scourge of Taiwan, the serial high school field po...

#78 Podcast Toxins from 2019-04-15T04:00:44

On this week's What A Time To Be Alive we learn what wrestling move a high schooler used on his principle, the worst possible use of a QR code, what police found in a bathroom after a tense standof...

#77 Bloody Knuckles: NY Style w/ Shalewa Sharpe from 2019-04-08T04:00:42

Shalewa Sharpe joins us on this weeks episode too learn about a thief who didn't let drywall get in his way, what large reptile someone is managing to steal, the plane that accidentally ejected a p...

#76 Congrats, You're Going To Jail from 2019-04-01T04:00:52

We're back together this week to see what not so exciting musicians are being made into holograms, the ingenious way one woman snuck some things into a prison, Zac Snyder's hardcore comments on Bat...

#75 Salad Island w/ J.P. McDade from 2019-03-25T04:00:29

We continue to bring back your favorite tall boys as J.P. McDade joins us on this week's What A Time To Be Alive to talk about a new Garfield themed restaurant, some weird lawn harassment happening...

#74 What Happened To Fonzworth Bentley? w/ Luke Mones from 2019-03-18T04:00:28

The iconic Luke Mones joins us once again on What A Time To Be Alive for an episode chock full of animal news, including: a goat who was elected mayor, how some chickens who turned the tables on a ...

#73 Live No Más from 2019-03-11T04:00:38

On this week's What A Time To Be Alive, we find yet another ancient elixir that we want to drink, a man mistakes himself for a hipster, a billionaire dies during a very specific type of surgery, st...

#72 Randy Lacount from 2019-03-04T05:00:43

We're together again on this week's What A Time To Be Alive to cover what animals were stuck in manhole covers, what mysterious item keeps washing up on the shores of Brittany, France, a grandma an...

#71 Big Hootin' Moms w/ Patton Oswalt from 2019-02-26T08:00:26

The great Patton Oswalt joins us on this week’s episode as we find out the best way to find your son a date, a giant bee that may rival rats, what item cops found in a couple of Lunchables boxes, w...

#70 Far Side Explained from 2019-02-18T05:00:25

We're all together again on this week’s What A Time To Be Alive as we look at the rat who got loose in a damn McDonalds, why we need to send a comedian to Mars, an abandoned tiger who scared some p...

#69 Do It For Dick Assman w/ Alex Navarro from 2019-02-11T05:00:45

We're joined by the hilarious Alex Navarro this week to find out what marine life was turned into a bong by an Australian man, what OTHER marine life made a man crash his car, a rumble situation at...

#68 Boomerang County from 2019-02-04T05:00:35

We're back with our "big game" episode with even more Australian spider news, an explosive update on Rand Paul's neighbor, the terror of California Elephant Seals, a new way to steal a PS4, and mor...

#67 LIVE From Stand Up NY w/ David Cross from 2019-01-29T08:06:06

The hilarious David Cross joins us for our first live podcast at Stand Up NY as we examine a "mysterious" rock formation in the Scottish Highlands, the beavers that are ruining a ski resort, YouTub...

#66 "The Two Kinds" from 2019-01-21T05:00:35

On this weeks What A Time To Be Alive we take a look at the sexy Bigfoot statue, how one man got drunk to save his life, an awful story involving bodybuilding and semen, the annoying saga of Caroli...

#65 Year Of The Pig King from 2019-01-14T05:00:35

We're back with some SPOT ON Ariana Grande and Gigi Hadid impressions and news about an ugly Hallmark movie family, a sushi libertarian, more big pig news, some very unruly demolition teens, and ro...

#64 Gimme Da Gorbage from 2019-01-07T05:00:25

This week on What A Time To Be Alive, we dissect every possible aspect of the Taco Bell/sauce experience before getting into some horny toad news, a man suing over his free Burger King for life, wh...

#63 Lunks & Hunks from 2018-12-31T05:00:35

On this week’s end of the year What A Time To Be Alive, we look at the kid who called 911 over some Christmas snow pants, some great news for nunchuck users, the blue light that terrified/captivate...

#62 Holiday Best Of: Oops! All Animals from 2018-12-24T05:00:25

We're scattering to different parts of the country for the holidays but we wanted to give you a little gift: a collection of some our favorite animal-related What A Time stories, including: a horse...

#61 Don't Hurt Boris from 2018-12-17T05:00:45

It's a mostly international What A Time To Be Alive as a we take a look at why the Gucci Priest is no longer on Instagram, why a man was stuck in a grease trap for several days, Eli shares some cla...

#60 Tactical Jimmy Buffet from 2018-12-10T05:00:47

The gang’s back together as the Emu & Donkey love story somehow has a happy ending, we take a look at some ancient thigh-highs, find out what Hawaiian monk seals are doing with eels, what obscene t...

#59 Hank Hill Ass w/ Courtney Maginnis from 2018-12-03T05:17:33

Courtney Maginnis joins us on this week’s episode to break down the dark side of the Cameo app, our farting, knife wielding hero of the week, more chaos in the animal kingdom, Payless vs. influence...

Patreon Preview: Beanus Goes To Boarding School from 2018-11-21T05:00:14

Happy Thanksgiving, we're giving your this week's Patreon bonus ep for your travels! On this week's episode, Kath loves her new sound effect, David Arquette almost dies in a wrestling death match, ...

#58 Don't Like It? Tackle Me w/ Paul F. Tompkins from 2018-11-19T05:00:28

The hilarious Paul F. Tompkins joins us on this week's episode as we look into the great dart fart controversy of 2018, a theft of Red Lobster’s namesake, the MAGA guy banned from Disney World, and...

#57 Banned From The Sky from 2018-11-12T05:23:20

All three of us are allowed to be here as we get into some strange love in the animal kingdom, the rowdiest restaurant patron ever, a pole dancing principal, an A+ MAGA scammer, and some naughty pi...

#56 Avatar: My Last Slam from 2018-11-05T05:00:47

We're all here and definitely awake as we look at Avatar and its decades-spanning sequels, a classic fighting Florida man, Red Dead Redemption porn, a man with bad hot bar soup etiquette, and Jacob...

#55 Ogre Blood from 2018-10-29T04:00:53

We're back and we're spooky as investigate a fire started by an adult son, the escalation of the 50 Cent-Ja Rule feud, why Post Malone is actually Postmates Malone, a gold-digging pooch, and TEETH,...

#54 Behead Me Kween from 2018-10-22T04:29:30

We're all here for once as we investigate how 22,000 steel balls terrorized Seattle, how a Swedish girl discovered a beach sword, the depolorables comedy tour, what chip was used to lure a giant pi...

#53 Bedelia Insurance from 2018-10-15T04:00:49

Folks, we tackle a lot of stories this week, including what giant animal once snatched a Neanderthal child, what old west tool the cops have turned into a future weapon, what dumb ass shit Elon Mus...

#52 George Thoroughly Good w/ Ike Barinholtz from 2018-10-08T04:06:05

The hilarious Ike Barinholtz joins us on this weeks episode to get into some Village People lore and talk about his new movie 'The Oath' before we take a look at some birds getting wasted, some mor...

#51 Piss Island from 2018-10-01T04:23:27

This week on What A Time To Be Alive we find out the dangers of throwing a gender reveal party, the useless junk found on Facebook marketplace, why you say you're a terrorist when traveling abroad,...

#50 Slippery & Gamey from 2018-09-24T04:31:48

It's a wildlife filled What A Time To Be Alive as we take a look at a baby whale in a dumpster, some lobsters who may or may not be getting high, a badass raccoon break-in, a nursery rhyme annoying...

#49 Put Them In The Pit from 2018-09-19T04:55:04

The old three are back together again to find a missing school bus, ponder how Roseanne's character will die on 'The Conners', how a toddler helped pull off the heist of the week, what mystery liqu...

#48 Make Krav Maga Again w/ Luke Mones from 2018-09-12T04:11:08

Fellow tall boy Luke Mones joins us on this week’s What A Time To Be Alive to drink some Body Armor and get into how a big red ball terrorized Toledo, a rat who evacuated a building, the deli non-h...

#47 What A Time To Be A Clip Show from 2018-09-05T04:00:46

We weren’t able to record this week for reasons that may or may not include thousands of flies, so we put together a bunch of our favorite stories that made us say the thing that’s the title of the...

#46 Dolphin Lipstick w/ Mike Abrusci from 2018-08-29T03:43:05

Comic Mike Abrusci joins us on this week’s What A Time pod to talk about a certain Puerto Rican Rattlesnake that won an MMA fight, that clearly fake Warren Buffett Twitter account that fooled every...

#45 300 Billboards Outside Pimpri Chinchwad from 2018-08-22T03:56:50

Folks, we're all here for the second week in a row to find out how scientists got to the bottom of the mysteries of Red Bull & vodka, an Indian man who really misses his girlfriend, the proper way ...

#44 Ghost Beef from 2018-08-15T04:00:24

The gang’s all back together this week for some additional goat news, the harsh consequences for filling a water cup with soda, what spilled all over the road of a St. Louis highway, a man who test...

#43 Strong Cloaca Energy w/ Kate Willett from 2018-08-08T04:00:54

Patty is away in lipstick city but the hilarious Kate Willett joins us this week as we find out how 'Rick & Morty' is annoying the world this week, what type of garment chickens are wearing, Jordan...

#42 Bang Foot Bus from 2018-08-01T13:20:20

On this week’s What A Time To Be Alive, we investigate the aquatic heist of the century, the best way to put out a fire in public, why the Heaven's Gate cult is back in the news, a fake Egyptian zo...

#41 Troop Juice from 2018-07-25T04:00:34

Meatballs are back in the news on this week’s What A Time To Be Alive when an intruder decides to do some cookin', a catfish terrorizes the German countryside, a nude man ruins the gym for everyone...

#40 Crab Dabs from 2018-07-18T04:45:27

The team is finally back together again as we meet the vaping pilot who panicked a flight, an escape room burglar, the status of Paul Ryan's car, a sleep terrorizing boa constrictor and more! We a...

#39 Studio Ghibli Looking Ass w/ Tommy McNamara from 2018-07-11T04:36:20

Comedian Tommy McNamara joins us this week to make sense of the Ozyfest lineup, Scotland's preparedness plan for the Loch Ness Monster, Elon Musk's submarine-related humanitarian efforts, and forme...

#38 Throw Up On Ya Self w/ J.P. McDade from 2018-07-04T04:00:24

Everyone’s other favorite tall comedian, J.P. McDade, is filing in for Eli this week as we check out the grim demise of the World Cup octopus, a drunk driver with semi-good intentions, some Polish ...

#37 The Innsmouth Look from 2018-06-27T03:19:18

The deliciousness of hot dog water is examined on this week’s What A Time To Be Alive along with what schedule 2 narcotic eels are doing, the disaster that was #Tanacon, and how a youngster found t...

#36 He's Escalating from 2018-06-20T04:00:24

We escape the shittiness of this week by looking at some Staten Island children who went for a joy ride, what reptile was thrown through a drive thru window in Florida, a poorly-planned Chinese buf...

#35 Good Job Eli from 2018-06-13T04:00:14

Eli attempts to guess what happened in 'Hereditary', a Marilyn Monroe staue gives Connecticut residents a controversial view, a Staten Island man REALLY hates Robert DeNiro now, and the North Korea...

#34 Dark Umami from 2018-06-06T03:58:03

After a Necco Wafer/Mike Rotondo update, we break down the FBI agent who accidentally fired his gun while bustin' a move, a literal hand gun robbery leads us to Eli's White Castle misadventures, th...

#33 The Dastardly Lo Han: The Martyr Of Taiwan from 2018-05-30T04:08:46

On this week’s What A Time To Be Alive, we reveal how Alexa devices may actually be recording your conversations after all, a very rowdy "Taiwanese man", McDonald’s overcharging you for cheese, and...

#32 The Pigcast from 2018-05-23T04:00:12

We take a look at Al Pacino's very nuanced portrayal of Joe Paterno, the Racist Lawyer, Grimes & Elon Musk’s factory touring love affair, a large adult son in an eviction battle, and a lot of pig s...

#31 Operation Rainbow Yawn w/ Jake Flores from 2018-05-16T03:55:45

Comedian Jake Flores joins us on this week’s episode as we briefly get into his visit from Homeland Security, the battle over the name Dr. Dre, the death of a not-beloved harbor seal, the Chinese d...

#30 Uncles Night w/ Dan Chamberlain from 2018-05-09T04:47:50

Comedian and voice of this very podcast, Dan Chamberlain joins us on this week’s What A Time To Be Alive as we find out how Kath and Dan are related & talk the cop who domed an innocent groundhog, ...

#29 Gitmo In The Bio from 2018-05-02T04:00:26

We start off political with Michelle Wolf's WHCD performance and the guy who got kicked out of a bar for wearing a MAGA hat before settling in with some classic weird Europeans and real/fake animal...

#28 I'm The Badger, Baby w/ Bryan Yang from 2018-04-25T04:00:13

On this week’s What A Time To Be Alive, Pat and Eli are joined by comedian Bryan Yang (@bryanyang) to discuss even more raccoon news, a badger terrorizing a Scottish town, one of the more iconic po...

#27 Eat Prey Love from 2018-04-18T04:00:14

This week’s ep has everything you could want: an in depth review of the 'Rampage' movie, the ending of a not so beloved candy, a lothario bird of prey with a secret family and an update on the vali...

#26 All Peg Everything from 2018-04-11T04:13:01

We introduce Kathbot to the world on this weeks episode before hearing about the beer & jerky theft of the century, a drunk Estonian man who accidentally climbed a mountain, some pesky teens who ma...

#25 Gimme The Damn Onion from 2018-04-04T04:00:10

A stolen bag of McDonalds could be the crime of the Australian century, Sinclair news dishes out some nice propaganda, teens try and snort some condoms and Vegans take on a man with a curbside carv...

#24 Chinese Toilet Revolution from 2018-03-28T04:00:08

We're back with some rat attacking guest news at Disney World, China's new face scanning toilet paper technology, an overly snooty French waiter, and the thrilling conclusion to the flat earth Mike...

#23 Let’s Give O.J. A Little Credit Here from 2018-03-21T04:00:01

We ourselves aren't going to jail for making a pug do a Nazi salute, but we are back to discuss what would be a mini Iguana holocaust in Florida, a woman who gave her entire life a do-over after a ...

#22 Emotional Dolphin Affair from 2018-03-14T04:00:06

It's an animal-centric What A Time To Be Alive as we get in the interview with a guy who f*cks dolphins, the uproar over the smoking Indonesian Orangutan, and the horse who was up in the damn club!...

#21 Slob On My Pod from 2018-03-07T05:00:08

After discussing the intricacies of drinking on a plane, we delve into the Florida middle school teacher who was moonlighting as a white supremacist podcast host, a Juggalo Valentine’s show deraile...

#20 Nicky No-Quirks from 2018-02-28T05:00:25

Don't release your documents because we're back this week to discuss why a local municipal bathroom cost $100K, some tales from some our nations best Italians, and Alex Jones reaching out to school...

#19 Glass: Known For Its Transparency from 2018-02-21T05:00:05

We're amazingly all back in the same room at once to get into some Nainan News, a brawl over farting on a plane, Apple employees running into glass windows, and a certain pop singer who may or may ...

#18 Return To The Forgecast from 2018-02-14T05:00:01

The gang is finally back together all at once as the kick off the inaugural episode our podcast-within-a-podcast, The Forgecast, before delving into dead emotional support hamsters, the intricacies...

#17 Is This Funny To You!? w/ Yedoye Travis from 2018-02-07T05:00:28

Comedian Yedoye Travis fill in for Kath this week, who's out being successful in comedy, while we dive into a dumb cop block, the Guggeneheim's gold Trump toilet, and what the show 'White Collar' i...

#16 Our Friend, Michael Channels from 2018-01-31T04:49:47

We're 99.9% back together as a whole to see what attention seeking dress Joy Villa wore to the Grammys, the fight over the late Charles Manson's body and a mom who needlessly went undercover to hel...

#15 Turkey Number One Computer from 2018-01-24T05:00:28

Kath is down with the sickness this week but Patrick & Eli are here to fill you in on if Mattress Firm is really a shell corporation, the Scores strip club scam doctor, why #MAGA chuds became sudde...

#14 Every Day Is The Weekend When You Don't Care from 2018-01-15T05:42:29

It's the perfect week to say what a time to be alive as we recap the not so necessary inventions from CES, the edibility of Tide laundry pods, Taco Bell Illuminati, and Kath's near death experience...

#12 Kath Is Virtue Signalling from 2018-01-01T05:01:31

We ring in the new year by releasing the first new podcast episode of 2018*! Following a close call with a tea spill, we mourn the closing of Guy Fieri's Times Square restaurant, find out some unpl...

#11 Spaceship: The Ultimate Car from 2017-12-25T05:00:32

It's a very festive What A Time To Be Alive as we examine Charlie Villanueva's missing toilet, the big shirt boy Wyatt Ingraham Koch, and some very timely musical interludes @pattymo // @kathbarba...

#10 Tin Signs Are Normal & Good from 2017-12-18T05:00:10

We're back with episode ten where we explore a citizen who took over a Waffle House in South Carolina, more #MAGA drama with Starbucks cups, a most definitely restaurant sign in Lubbock, TX and whi...

#9 Blow My Friend Challenge from 2017-12-11T05:00:10

A hangover and the people of Tibet couldn't stop this weeks recording as we the YouTube cement head guy, Trumps twelve Diet Cokes a day habit & why Viagra is terrorizing the Irish village of Ringas...

#8 The New Prairie Home Companion from 2017-12-04T05:04:30

We try to keep it light this week as we talk about Henry Cavill & Armie Hammer undergoing CGI body modifications, Project Veritas & the idiocy of James O'Keefe, the T.V. phenomenon of 'Forged in Fi...

#7 Happy Bladesgiving from 2017-11-27T14:50:45

Patrick is back but Kath is calling in from the desolate woods of New Hampshire as we discuss the proper wardrobe etiquette while traveling, Sebastian Gorka's gun profile and the New York Times glo...

#6 Wine Kath And Modelo Eli Scream Hour from 2017-11-22T05:11:06

Patrick is tragically M.I.A. this week as Kath & Eli hold down the fort and get into a man's homemade flat earth rocket, an extra controversial f*ck Trump car decal, a Harvey Weinstein related Dips...

#5 Smashing A Keurig To Own The Libs from 2017-11-13T05:00:41

We're up a little early this week to dive into everything that happened this week including who the Dolan Twins are and why they interrupted a memorial for soldiers, the Louis C.K. revelations and ...

#4 Kath Cat Tat Chat from 2017-11-08T05:00:28

On this weeks ep we talk Rand Paul getting a beatdown from his Cajun neighbor, Osama Bin Laden's anime obsession, Papa John's denouncement of Nazi's & what Kath's new tattoo might be (it's a cat) ...

#3 You See Wendy Williams Collapse? from 2017-11-01T04:00:26

It's our spooky Halloween ep as we talk about sex robots with a moral compass, if Jared Kushner still says 'daddy', who on Twitter might be Antifa and some more breaking Nainan news! Dan Nainan's ...

#2 Eric Garland Is A Cop from 2017-10-25T02:10:48

Eli is really sick & Kath ate too much hot sauce as we talk about Dan Nainan's triumphant performance at a GOP congressional fundraiser, a non-Popeyes restaurant serving Popeyes chicken, Trump pump...

#1 RIPpoppanielsen from 2017-10-18T05:03:37

We fiercly debate whether the dead messaging service was pronounced 'aim' or 'A.I.M.', national boss day, a man who stole 800 lb. of fajitas, Russian trolls watching 'House of Cards' & bad bits to ...

Teaser Ep. (Just Kidding, Episode 0) from 2017-10-11T02:37:14

The three of us talk Bumble Bizz, Mike Pence’s NFL walkout, b.o.b.’s flat earth GoFundMe, & bad t-shirts on this very long teaser episode. Listen to new episodes every Wednesday!