Podcasts by What if Humans Laid Eggs?

#37 - Distractions and Firecrackers from 2022-05-25T20:00:18

This week we are back to full strength to give you another dollop of WiHLE before our SCHEDULED summer break. But don’t worry too much, we have a very unique treat for you next week so do come b...

#36 - Who Is Elon Musk? from 2022-05-18T20:00:18

This week, due to the unauthorised absence of one Timothy ‘Turkey’ Brewer, Sam and Jack have had to seriously scramble around to search high and low for some emergency content; in the attic, und...

#35 - Anti-gravity Strikes Back from 2022-05-04T20:00:17

Another hellish parallel universe episode!!! How depressing and terrifying would it be to live on a planet where you are forced to exist with the constant and all-consuming fear that at any poin...

#34 - Rock and Roll WiHLE from 2022-04-27T20:00:18

Imagine a world where the only way to live is to Rock and to Roll. Imagine what it felt like to be an old-school Rockstar. Imagine wearing a leotard and competing in athletic dance competitions ...

#33 - Man-sized Man v Man-sized Chilli? from 2022-04-13T19:39:09

Back at ya with another half hour of nonsense - this week we take the humble vegetable and transform it into a horrific human sized beast. There is surely only one question which can then be ask...

#32 - Amsterdam Special from 2022-04-06T20:00:19

Hello everyone, we're back after an accidental mid season break! The WiHLE boys have been on tour, to Amsterdam of all places and to mark the occasion we thought we'd record a good old three que...

#31 - The Mos Eisley Cantina? from 2022-03-23T21:00:19

Damn, I shoulda never smoked that shit, now I’m in the Mos Eisley Cantina. In classic Tim form he throws the boys down a truly unsettling, reality-bending rabbit hole with his question. What wou...

#30 - Sean’s Movie Mandate from 2022-03-16T21:00:19

We are joined this week by a very special guest, a former TACK alumni, a certified friend-of-the-pod, the Bronze Bomber himself: Mr Sean McDonnell. He revives his role as Film Correspondent, and...

#29 - Nuclear Semiotics - Beware of the Glowing Cats! from 2022-03-09T21:00:20

This is a topic that is close to our hearts over here at WiHLE HQ, and we’ve decided that enough is enough; we must resolve this issue once and for all. How the heck do we tell future humans, lo...

#28 - Listener Emails from 2022-03-02T21:00:19

This week the boys take a long overdue dip into the thousands of listener emails we receive every month. We’ve waded through all the hate mail and death threats to select three of the best email...

#27 - Intergalactic Serial Killer from 2022-02-23T21:00:19

The boys are back for a second week in a row! what is this? Spring 2020? haha nah, it's just the boys having a good old time fulfilling the new WiHLE guarantee! Who's the best sci-fi superhero? ...

#26 - 3 Wizarding WiHLEs from 2022-02-16T21:00:19

Season 2 of WiHLE has officially arrived! Back again with our usual waffle, but we are shaking things up with a new format and a renewed WiHLE guarantee: instead of one BIG WiHLE every 1-6 month...

#25a - A Very WiHLE Announcement from 2022-02-11T13:54:05

Oh crikey, look an announcement episode! What will we think of next? You'll just have to wait and find out...

#25 - A Very WIHLE Compilation, Vol.1 from 2021-07-31T19:26:44

Well aren't you lucky, two episodes of What If Humans Laid Eggs in one week! This one is a special edition containing selections of previous recordings which... usually due to excessive tangenti...

#24 - The Hangover Edition from 2021-07-26T20:31:51

The WiHLE boys are back with varying degrees of hangover in this edition and therefore varying degrees of coherence. First they discuss which part of their body would be best preserved, before m...

#23 - Too Big and Too Heavy from 2021-06-11T18:51:24

WE WERE ON A BREAK! haha, that show Friends is so funny isn’t it? But seriously, we’re back from our early mid-year sabbatical to offer up some more quality content for y’all. We begin with a br...

#22 - 365 Days of WiHLE from 2021-04-21T06:00:18

Happy birthday to us, Happy birthday to us, Happy birthday to WiHLE! Happy birthday to us! Well holy shit we’ve made it a whole year. A whole 365 days, clocking over 22 hours of pure unadulterat...

#21 - The First Ten Thousand Days from 2021-04-03T20:09:38

This month the WiHLE boys dive DEEP into the simulation argument. We talk about what makes a good story, and if all stories follow the same 6 basic structures. Then, for the proverbial cherry on...

#20 - Human Martians Vol. 2 from 2021-03-11T21:16:53

The WiHLE boys are back for a 20th episode with the usual roiling nonsense. First we take a deep dive into the past considering what inventions we'd made ahead of their alloted time, before "pre...

#19 - Ant Miles from 2021-02-23T21:22:55

Join Captain Sam, privateer Tim and deck-hand Jack as we return from an unintentional month long break with an adventure into the unknown!

We discover the ant conspiracy you've all been wo...

#18 - Blue And Orange Hell from 2021-01-14T20:25:52

We are fucking back! The one-time ranked 16th best podcast (in the improv category, on Apple Podcasts, in the UK) is starting off the new year with a BANG! Well, not quite a bang, more like the ...

#17 - A Very WIHLE Christmas (feat. Will) from 2020-12-20T22:37:39

On the whatever day it is of coronavirus my true love gave to me...

12 hands a washing

11 pubs a closing

10 weeks of clapping

9 planes a grounded

8 rolls a buying Listen

#16 - How Many Globes Is Too Many Globes? from 2020-11-28T17:41:45

This week the boys name their all-time human disaster XI, reminisce about the good ‘ol days at the University of Southampton, and asking each other about what we most want in this world.

#15 - 2020 Halloween Special from 2020-10-30T21:00:21

In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house, and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs and down the dark, dar...

#14 - Norwich is bigger than Bristol from 2020-10-09T22:59

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#13 - Haunted Musical Castles from 2020-09-13T15:25:02

Back after our big old summer break to serve you up a slightly stale episode of that weird lockdown joke that has gone on for far too long. Sit down, shut up, put in your headphones (otherwise ...

#12 - Human Martians from 2020-08-03T19:47:15

This week the boys are back discussing the potential future culture or Martians, testing Sam’s loyalty to the rolling hills of wales, questioning the inner workings of chess, discussing the stra...

#11 - Deflate Walrus from 2020-07-08T21:53:26

There is currently a group of absolutly crazy lads attempting to row around Great Britain, and one of them is Jack’s brother! so we talk about this in classic WiHLE style by asking Jack stupid q...

#10 - Bald with a Beard from 2020-06-25T19:16:09

In celebration of our 10th episode we haven’t done a single thing differently. But seriously though, 10 episodes! that’s fucking crazy!

Anyway, enough about that. This week we talk Inters...

#9 - 86 Ironing Scuba Divers from 2020-06-17T20:08:29

What do movie remakes, extreme ironing, and alien conspiracy theories all have in common? absolutely nothing. But they do all appear in this episode of WiHLE. Special bonus chatterings include t...

#8 - Human Anglerfish from 2020-06-12T16:33:11

We’re back to our usual endearingly weird bullshit this week with some absolute corkers. Sam attempts to talk about the medium of radio which somehow meanders into a conversation about languages...

#7 - Black Lives Matter from 2020-06-04T20:48:43

Not the usual episode this week as we take the time to discuss the tragic murder of George Floyd and the subsequent protests that are taking place around the world. Here some links to places you...

#6 - Big Bowl of Paella! from 2020-05-28T20:21:08

Back at you with another episode of your least favourite podcast! Kicking things off with a hearty discussion on sitcoms (pause for laughter) But don’t worry because that discussion seamlessly m...

#5 - Tycho Brahe Pisses For No Man from 2020-05-20T19:47:02

What the bloody hell is a polymath? Tim will enlighten you with some very current examples of the sort. What the almighty fuck is going on with sports these days? Open up your brain and Sam will...

#4 - Trousers? from 2020-05-14T07:32:33

Take one cup of Belarusian Premier League and mix liberally with a quarter cup of horrific deaths within the film industry, then season lightly with sugar and trousers. Crack a room temperature ...

#3 - What was Jesus' angle? from 2020-05-07T21:23:40

This week, Sam, Tim, and Jack wrestle with trying to understand the Joe Exotic phenomenon, the IMCF (if you don’t know what IMCF is you are in for a treat) and quite possibly one of the most in ...

#2 - We could learn a lot from Star Wars about how to battle dinosaurs from 2020-04-29T20:42:15

Are you alone? Are you afraid? Did you type “what if humans laid eggs?” into Spotify thinking it was an internet search engine? It doesn’t matter, you’re here now and you’re in safe hands. In th...

#1 - Smell-O-Vision could have been a game changer from 2020-04-21T20:36:11

Want to hear all the scathing reviews of some of our favourite bad movies? or perhaps you'd rather a nice timely recap of the group stages of the 2006 FIFA World Cup? If these don't get you suit...