Podcasts by When Wife Gives You Lemons

When Wife Gives You Lemons

Married, Joy and John talk about relationships and parenting during quarantine. They go into the highs and lows of their week with 3 boys and a new house.

Further podcasts by Happy Endings with Joy Eileen

Podcast on the topic Beziehungen

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When Wife Gives You Lemons
Bad Santa Comedy Store Christmas Party #podcast #marriage #comedy from 2023-12-14T03:18:17

This week on @whenwifJohn egivesyoulemons we talk about the comedy store Christ...

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Christmas Party #marriage #podcast #family from 2023-12-07T14:50:14

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John and Joy are not in the best of moods....

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Thanksgiving #podcast #thanksgiving #marriage from 2023-11-30T04:31:27

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John asks the ultimate furry question. Joy...

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The beardless episode #marriage #podcast #shave from 2023-11-23T03:52:26

This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John shaves his beard and Joy is confused....

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Have a coke and a smile #jokes #podcast #marriage from 2022-04-20T03:16:32

This week on When Wife Gives You Lemons we talk about getting freaky on the side of the road, doing coke, catching your parents doing drugs, and more #coke #cocaine #parents

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Happy 50th Anniversary The Comedy Store #drunkennights #cheating #marriage from 2022-04-12T03:47:31

This week on When Wife Gives You Lemons Podcast we talk about the 50th anniversary at the Comedy Store, Tyler is a model, and the house loves Joy #model #covermodel #married

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Fun times name drops #namedrop #thecomedystore #Mitzishore from 2022-04-05T02:11:43

This week on When Wife Gives You Lemons we talk about Joy massaging in the Green Room at the Comedy Store, going into her idols office, and more #tgdcj
#idol #dreams

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punk in drublic, john gets hit on, author signing #nofx #punkrock #podcast from 2022-03-29T02:54:32

This week on When Wife Gives You Lemons we talk about John going to a punk concert, getting hit on, Joy goes to an author signing, Will Smith, Chris Rock #chrisrock #willsmith #oscars

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The Comedy Store, Karen Rants #thecomedystore #karenrants #edibles from 2022-03-23T01:41:33

This week on When Wife Gives You Lemons we talk about taxes, going to the comedy store, Chris Rock, Anthony Jeselnik, Karen rants, massage, and more #podcast #karen #rants

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Donuts, Dogging, and comedy #comedy #donuts #dogging from 2022-03-15T03:05:18

This week on When Wife Gives You Lemons we talk about Donuts, gardening, dogging in England and United States, and more. #England #unitedStates #relationships

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#pornparody #findingsextoys #buttplugpunishment from 2022-03-08T04:01:59

This week on When Wife Gives You Lemons Podcast we talk about rude people, finding sex toys on the ground, porn, parody porn, watching porn with your little brother and more #watchingporn #family #...

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Eating your parents lube, butt plugs for life, and more #buttplug #lube #podcast from 2022-03-02T04:42:17

This week on When Wife Gives You Lemons we talk about eating my parent's lube, butt plugs bad advertising, the comedy store, and other stuff while we laugh #whenwifegivesyoulemons #advertising #wro...

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Butt plugs, author signing, models #buttplug #anal #author from 2022-02-21T23:59:24

This week we talk about the author signing Love and Devotion San Diego, models, butt plugs, hotel sex, the comedy store, and more #thecomedystore #tailbuttplugs #sandiego

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Worst gift for Valentine's day, John does something stupid #valentines #gifts #podcast from 2022-02-15T04:44:01

This week on When Wife Gives You Lemons John and Joy talk about Valentine's day, kids, Dr's touching peepees, John apologizes, and the gym next door, weight loss and more #valentinesspecial #gymmem...

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Prettiest Butthole, Bearded Dragons, Parent Stories, and more #buttholes #kids podcast from 2022-02-08T04:38:29

This week John and Joy talk about judging the prettiest butthole, stories of being a kid, finding stuff out about your parents, and more #anal #parents #stories

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weird dreams, boobs, supercross, jesus,&Chick Fil a #boobs #chickfila #jesus from 2022-02-01T02:52:21

This week on When Wife Gives You Lemons we talk about Supercross, weird dreams, dead bearded dragons, new Tinder app, and Lizard Poop. #marriage #tender #dreams

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Parenting fails, kid trauma, meatloaf&louie anderson #fighting #tauma #parenting from 2022-01-25T03:03:59

This week on When Wife Gives You Lemons Podcast we talk about Brodie and his comebacks, Joy's trauma, parents, fighting, kids in hot cars, and more #parents #parenting #trauma

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#81 showing your butthole on zoom, getting cop blocked and more #butthole #zoommishap #cockblocked from 2022-01-18T05:09:47

This week on When Wife Gives You Lemons Podcast we talk about our dog showing his butthole off during a zoom meeting, how our son pulls us over when we make out, LA pd getting fired for Pokemon go,...

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my aunt who like anal #buttstuff #anal #bestepisode from 2022-01-11T04:27:51

This week on When Wife Gives You Lemons we talk about John playing disc golf, my aunt who likes anal, and more #discgolf #buttstuff #podcast

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Happy 2022 the New Year episode #newyear #resolutions #funnystories from 2022-01-03T20:19:57

This week on When Wife Gives You Lermons we talk about Christmas and New Year. We talk about funny stories, Bass Lake, the comedy store, and other things
#christmas #thecomedystore
#podcast

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Christmas Episode Joy and John shopping adventures #vaccine #marcopolo #cuckolding from 2021-12-21T03:43:36

This week we talk about the lead up to Christmas. John and Joy have some shopping adventures, John thinks some people have British accents, weird people come out of the woodwork #relationships #tam...

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Drugs, what happens when you die, facebook jail #dirtyphotos #nakedathighschool #spankbank from 2021-12-14T03:37:54

This week on When Wife Gives You Lemons John goes to the grocery store, Joy's officially in someone's spank bank and more #spankbank #maturbation #sex

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soaking sex, sexy time without the kids, serial killer at walmart #sexytime #soaking #serialkiller from 2021-12-07T03:39:09

This week John and Joy almost dying at walmart when they meet a serial killer, football, soaking, pounding, and more. #soaking #sex #marriage

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in-n-out boobs, spank bank, and more from 2021-11-30T04:39:13

This week Joy forgets to turn on the video, and woman squeezes her boobs at in-n-out, John does something silly, black Friday and Thanksgiving. #spankbank #boobs #in-n-out When Wife Gives You Lemons

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Not the Ghostbusters, picky eaters, marriage, and more #ghostbusters #mushroom #thecomedystore from 2021-11-24T04:07:09

This week on When Wife Gives You Lemons we talk about John trying to watch Ghostbusters, the wrong movie, no Paul Rudd, soaking, scissoring, picky kids, doing mushrooms for the first time, the come...

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getting caught in the act, zoom, #dirtykids #gettingcaught #whenwifegivesyoulemons from 2021-11-16T04:41:41

This week on When Wife Gives You Lemons we talk about getting caught in the act, catching your kids, and seeing peen. It's a crazy episode where Joy reminds John of a memory that makes him laugh #l...

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scaring John, john ruins everything, cuckolding, cheating and more #cheating #scared #scaring from 2021-11-09T04:22:24

This week Joy tells John why she's mad at him. John ruins the scare of the lifetime. Adventures of valet parking, Caleb goes to homecoming, cuckolding, and more
#marriage #sex #relationships

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Confession's of John, Halloween, dogs #podcast #vetbill #halloween2021 from 2021-11-02T03:54:15

This week on When Wife Gives You Lemons we talk about Halloween, the craziest week, sick dog, getting stuck in a classroom, and more #highschool #creative #marriage

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When Wife Gives You Lemons Podcast #porn names #kids #relationships from 2021-10-25T03:51:28

This week on When Wife Gives You Lemons we talk about auditions, call backs, getting a best seller banner, and more #bestseller #callback #auditions

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1st casino trip, drunkin' parent teacher conference, connoisseur of women, dumb kids #drunkparents #casinotrips from 2021-10-19T03:14:44

This week we do another video over on When Wife Gives You Lemnons. We talk about our oldest turning 21 and having no idea there was more than one type of rum, getting him drunk, gambling, a drunkin...

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Our first video, fetishes, no judgement, cookies #crumblecookie #fetish #podcast from 2021-10-12T01:49:42

This week we finally do our first video It's on When Wife Gives You Lemon's Youtube channel. We talk about fetishes, no judgement, kids, birds, and more #kids #relationship #fetishes

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mormon sex work around, soaking, jump humping, and more #soaking #humping #mormons from 2021-10-05T00:25:12

This week we talk about the mormon sex work around, my dad hooking me up with a chick, nascar, crypto currency and more Happy Birthday Sara #nascar #sex #santaclarita

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acupuncture, post office siesta, g-spot and more #gspot #acupuncture #usps from 2021-09-29T01:46:20

This week we talk about our bird flying away, post office siesta, how to find the g-spot, anal, marriage, fighting, and more #flyaway #lostpet #sex

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Answering farts, student council, Des Moines #podcast #kids #marriage from 2021-09-21T01:41:09

This week is a lot about Brodie from him getting student council to losing it, getting a call from the principal, and learning his states for the US. We talk about Legoland and how awful it is, Joy...

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teenagers, cutting, pooping your pants, and more #pooping #cutting #teenagers from 2021-09-14T01:55:35

This week we talk about teenagers, cutting, being a parent, jokes, pooping your pants, becoming a better person, sex movies, and more #sex #movies #hauntedmansion

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boys wearing skirts, teenage angst, psycho boyfriends, and dolphin rape #lgbtq #boyswearingskirts #podcast from 2021-09-07T02:13

This week we talk about boys wearing skirts, dirty feet with clean balls, strangers coming over, psycho boyfriends, being safe, cocaine, heroine, sex, and more #sex #footfetish #feet

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Little People Wrestling, Joey Diaz shout out, Adventure time #Joeydiaz #shoutout #podcast from 2021-08-31T01:16:20

This week Brodie denies Farley an adventure, Joey Diaz and Eleanor Kerrigan shout me out, people getting punched in the head, little people wrestling and more #littlepeoplewrestling #punchedinthehe...

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RC Nationals, Picture day screw ups, forgetting your kids at school #podcast #marriage #kids from 2021-08-24T03:15:03

This week we talk about John and Brodie going to the RC Nationals, forgetting not only it was picture day but also forgetting Brodie at school, ranting about life, fighting and more #divorce #pictu...

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guest Joe King, #Penthouse forums, #future #predictions and more from 2021-08-17T02:26:09

This week we have guest Joe King back. We talk about penthouse forums, getting boners at inappropriate times, horns getting stuck, and more #guest #podcast #inappropriatestories

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Stupid Inconsiderate people, drugs, kids going back to school #school #kids #drugs from 2021-08-10T03:13:58

This week John gives Joy a lesson on drugs. He tells her about LSD, Acid, and Mushrooms. Our kids are going back to school, and people are still stupid
#stupidpeople #mushrooms #lsd

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Author signings in Irvine #oc #irvinespectrum #author from 2021-08-03T02:28:47

This week we talk about author signing drunken times. We talk about the models, penis races, and more #model #authorsigning #shenanigans

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stealing a car, talking to ghosts, and more #ghosts #ghoststories #podcast from 2021-07-27T02:56:33

this week we talk about steaking cars, kids realizing you had a life before them, grease, strip club djs, fingering and more #stripclubs
#stripclubdj #kids

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Birthday's gone wrong, dog fiasco and more #therapy #birthday #dog from 2021-07-20T03:13:37

This week we talk about the worst birthday I've had. We talk about a dog fiasco, and more. #fiasco #kids
#marriage

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Joy's turning 40, marriage make-up, bad mistakes #buyingahome #mistakes #makingup from 2021-07-12T03:22:22

This week John and Joy talk about us fighting the last episode. We talk about auditions, carnival rides, farting, bad decisions and more. #farting #embarassing #baddecisions

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marriage fight, passport, #fresno #barnesandnoble #marriage from 2021-07-06T03:11:36

This week John and Joy buy a new computer, we fight, we talk about driving to Fresno , and more #coconutcreampie #coconutoil #fight

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cum recipes, sex noises, and no kids #podcast #relationship #kids from 2021-06-28T04:06:57

This week we are still having technical difficulties. We talk about not having kids for a couple days, cum recipes, John weird sex noises, magic mountain and more #magicmountain #sexnoises #parenting

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52nd episode 1 year, baby #podcast #relationships #marriage from 2021-06-22T03:53:49

This was When Wife Gives You Lemon's 52nd episode. We wanted to do a video, but life happened today. We talk about DP definitions, marriage, and more #dp #drpepper #dirty

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RIP The Compound, restaurant nightmares, and more #podcast #rip #nightmares from 2021-06-15T01:28:06

This week John and Joy talk about becoming orphans, restaurant nightmares, parents, diets, and more #marriage #relationships #orphans

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podcast roller coaster, only fans, and more #podcast #technicaldifficulities #onlyfans from 2021-06-08T02:40:42

This week we had some technical difficulties. We talk about gecko support, roller coaster, science teachers, and more. #marriage #kids #quarantine

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scissoring saga, In-n-out drama, and more #podcast #marriage #relationships from 2021-05-31T23:02:31

This week John and Joy talk about gas station screw-ups, entitled people at in-n-out, finals week, kids, marriage, scissoring, signing reciepts and more #entitledpeople #in-n-out #finalsweek

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Learning to scissor, awful people, and Disneyland #podcast #relationship #weirdbuttplugs from 2021-05-25T04:10:08

This week Joy rants about awful people. John finds a weird butt plug. We talk about our week, trying to scissor each other, and our afternoon quickie
#scissoring #quickie #awfulpeople

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Porta Potty Pee, John Confesses, #podcast #relationship #parenting from 2021-05-18T01:26

This week Joy and John talk about going on a date night. John confesses and pisses Joy off. Joy is a farmer now, and has to pee in a porta potty #kids #confessions #datenight

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birds boobs and drunk joy #mothersday #drinking #boobs from 2021-05-11T01:48:10

This week Joy talks about getting drunk on mother's day, birds and boobs, weird song lyrics, and more #drinking #boobies #songs

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Garth Brooks weather fetish, and more #podcast #garthbrooks #fetish from 2021-05-04T02:29:58

This week we talk about Garth Brooks weather fetish, stretching in the parking lot, the comedy stores back, kid psyching John out, and more #parenting #kids #marriage

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goodwill dildo, pegging, and Texas #pegging #goodwill #dildo from 2021-04-27T01:48:55

This week John and Joy fight in the beginning of the show. We talk about goodwill dildo, pegging, Texas stories, and more #roadrunner #dildos #dreaming

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Special guest Joe King, #pornohouses #podcast #animals from 2021-04-20T03:13:09

This week we have special guest Joe King. We talk about animals, orcas, the ocean, porn houses, and more #Ocean #porn #bigfoot

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Meat tenderizing butt plug, podcast shout-outs, parenting #kids #marriage #relationships from 2021-04-13T01:49:31

This week we shout out our favorite podcasts #danishandoneil #ryansickler #joshwolf and more We talk about John's Facebook war, butt plug meat tenderizer, and more.

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Easter, Dad's junk, Mom does drugs, and more #podcast #marriage #humor from 2021-04-06T01:01:53

This week Joy tells John something she wish she hadn't seen, and talks about her mom doing drugs. John gets upset when people eat dinner for breakfast, and tells me about Sealand, and more #drugs #...

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Misheard Lyrics, Horse Heroin, Jockey Cocaine, Whispering, T-sex #drugs #birthday #dildo from 2021-03-30T03:13:10

This week John and Joy talk about drugs, birthdays, dildos, whispering and more. #podcast #marriage #misheardlyrics

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Crying for Mommy, deadlines, and fetal pigs #podcast #married #mommy from 2021-03-23T03:27:58

This week John sets the story straight about crying for his mommy. Joy sets a deadline for herself. Panda express, dead pigs, and more. #pandaexpress #birds #parakeets

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Superglue versus Visine, Hailstorm, sleepnumber and more #podcast #matress #mistakes from 2021-03-16T00:49:40

This week Joy and John talk about getting their taxes done, a hailstorm, superglue versus Visine, sleep number beds and more. #marriage #podcasting #relationships

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Coming 2 America ,Mortuary Pimp, and butthole adventures #comingtoamerica #weirdheadlines #commercials from 2021-03-09T02:14:18

This week Joy and John talk about some weird headlines, a mortuary pimp, a bird killer, wrong names, grandmas, and more #butthole #adventures #pimp

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Back to school, singing in the car, lil sweet #backtoschool #lilsweet #americanidol from 2021-03-02T03:36:04

This week Joy ruins a perfect podcast moment, John still has an electric penis, Brodie goes back to school and more. #drpepper #podcast #penis

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#serialkillers #howlingdogs #lizard from 2021-02-23T03:12:19

This week John and Joy talk about a butt stalking lizard, cecil hotel, Richard Ramirez, and more. #cecilhotel #richardramirez #butt

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#Valentine Adventure, #SiblingFights, #LarryFlynt from 2021-02-16T04:05:06

This week John and Joy went on a Valentines Adventure. We talk about other adventures, Larry Flynt, Fighting with siblings and cousins, and more #Hustler #siblingfights #Vegas

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Sex positions, and safe words #soup #soupwithafork #pineapple from 2021-02-09T04:01:56

This week John and Joy talk about sex positions, and safe words. They talk about when they got married in Vegas and how they got engaged. We talk birds, and more.
#safewords #sexpositions #birds

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#jasoncollier #threesome #makingsushi from 2021-02-02T03:28:35

This week John and Joy talk about Jason Collier, Stinnett Texas, John's penis touching everyone, and covid #Stinnett #chiefofpolice #sushi

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Pfizer vaccine, yankee candles birthdays #vaccine #yankeecandles #beegees from 2021-01-26T05:13:26

This week Joy and John have a ten year old. We talk about John feeling dumb, Joy throwing a tantrum, yankee candles, and more
#tantrum #marriage #relationships

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The night stalker, dog naps, and covid vaccine #nightstalker #dognap #covidvaccine from 2021-01-19T04:05:50

This week John talks about his penis getting electrocuted, and taking a nap with a dog. Joy talk about thinking she was being murdered, getting the covid vaccine, the night stalker and more.
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R. Kelly Diet, Coccyx adjustment, John joins a cult #Jeffscott #cult #analspasm from 2021-01-12T02:58:56

This was a crazy week. Joy talks about the call she got in the middle of the night, weird medical conditions, the R. Kelly Diet and John is afraid he joined a cult.
#rkelly #cult #death

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2021 B*tches family visit goosenapping #newyear #2021 #tylenolpm from 2021-01-05T04:22:41

This is it. The holidays are over and we are ready to put 2020 behind us. John shares childhood trama, fred dryer story. Joy talks about getting John without consent after 3 tylenol pms, goosenappi...

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Sexy Slippery Socks the aftermath of Christmas Pain Pills and Urgent Care #Christmas #sexy #urgentcare from 2020-12-29T03:54:43

This week Joy and John talk about the aftermath of Christmas. Joy talks about how she ruined Christmas by slipping and falling down the stairs trying to seduce John. They talk about choosing your o...

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Merry F*#&IN' Christmas, Cone of Shame, Massage Patient #Fart #christmas #f**k #goodwill from 2020-12-22T04:08:31

The week of Christmas and Joy and John are F*&Kin' done. We talk about last minute Christmas shopping, the cone of shame, dog collars that cuss, and more.
#relationships #farts #christmas

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I like turtles Spongebob surfing fish, #Christmas #Reddit #secretsanta from 2020-12-15T16:18:58

This week Joy talks about her amazing Thursday where John was mad she didn't masturbate. We talk about Reddit secret santa, and more. #secretsanta #reddit #Christmas

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Butt worms in Lake Delores #guest #waterpark #wrongplace from 2020-12-08T16:03:06

This week we have our first guest Joseph King, and we do the podcast in our new house. We talk about being in the wrong place at the.....RIGHT TIME!! We talk about Lake Delores, butt worms, bad car...

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We got our house, New house, unexpected buttstuff #gecko #kfclog #buttstuff from 2020-12-01T23:52:55

This week we closed on our new house. It was a debacle, but we got it. We've been moving, and John bought a KFC log for the fire place. #kfc #att #gecko

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What 80s sitcom girl would you sleep with? We bought a house #80ssitcom #firsthouse #finalwalkthrough from 2020-11-24T04:36:39

This week Joy and John talk about buying a house, which 80s sitcom John would sleep with, final walk through, nothing going the way it's supposed to

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It's the Final Countdown, finding a bra under my bed, #sextoys #sexonceamonth #marriage from 2020-11-17T02:49:59

This might be the last episode before moving day. We talk about the underwriters, me finding a bra under our bed, a husband who only wants sex once a month, my sex toy box, and more. #sextoys #bra ...

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Wrong song #lyrics, chicken strips, buying a house, and getting #stabbed #newhome from 2020-11-10T02:59:33

This week Joy and John learn the power of underwriters. They talk about their week getting stuff together to purchase their first home. They also talk shit to each other, and more
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3 moms and a john #arrangedmarriage #dogs and more #fart stories from 2020-11-03T03:20:40

This is a crazy week. John and Joy talk about ex wife drama, getting the house, spending money on furniture, farts, dogs, arranged marriages, hit and runs, and more
#drama #firsttimehomeowner ...

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Halloween Bonanza, costumes, clowns, sleep talking and more #scarymovies #halloween #house from 2020-10-27T03:32:45

This week was supposed to be a Halloween Bonanza it didn't happen. We talk about scary movies, clowns, and costumes. Joy talks about her latest audition, and more
#butchlesbian #halloween #sca...

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House News, Call Center Stories, Mistaken Identity, Surprise Visitor and more from 2020-10-20T03:07:59

This week we have some big news. We talk about an unexpected visitor, mistaken identity, anal bleaching and tattoos, and more

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Movies that scarred us, blow jobs with big red, pigs coming back to life, and more from 2020-10-13T03:07:42

This week's episode is a roller coaster. John and Joy talk about, a covid scare, blow jobs with big red, movies that scarred us, pigs coming back to life, and more

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The Hong Kong Special, sticking your foot in you mouth, #Christmas ideas #funny #embarassingmoments from 2020-10-06T02:42:36

This week Joy tells a story she's been holding onto for days. She talks about watching someone die inside making a huge mistake. John talks about sticking his foot in his mouth. Joy is on pain pill...

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High School, Strip clubs, Grand Canyon, Blackmail, Penis Jewelry, and more from 2020-09-29T03:06:39

This week was all over the place. John has a encounter in Smart In Final, Joy talks about blackmail, her ex boyfriends who was a strip club DJ, Joy being a slut, and more.

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Stolen phones, saran wrap feet, Miranda rights, and more from 2020-09-22T03:39:28

This week we talk about Joy wanting to sell her feet pictures, Brodie reading the dogs their rights, gettting back a stolen phone, and more

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Everybody Love John, buying a home, Disneyland's submarine smells like fart from 2020-09-16T02:06:10

This week is a day late because Joy broke the internet. We talk about the disappointment of not having our offer taken, trying to buy a new house, John slips in a Fauci, Disneyland, our hatred for ...

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comedy porn, home school mishaps,plus size model and weirder stories from 2020-09-08T04:14:49

This episode we talk about comedy porn or us doing chaturbate. Joy talks about stuff that happened to her in the massage room, becoming a plus size model and home schooling funnies. John talks abou...

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Shat show, stealing money, Joy's vibrator dying, effects of kids walking in on you doing it and more from 2020-09-01T03:16:10

This episode is a shat show, and now Joy wants to rename the podcast. We talk about Joy's vibrator dying, and how she hates the new pulse settings, finding money in weird places, what happened afte...

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More Anal talk, Russian kids, homeschooling blunders, and more from 2020-08-25T02:51:18

This episode gets awkward. We talk about more about Anal, homeschooling the kids, our middle wanting to be Russian, smelly pusspuss, and more.

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Homeschooling, Porn Star Friends and my aunt who likes anal from 2020-08-18T05:46:03

This week Joy and John talk about the first week of homeschooling. John mentions Joy's aunt who likes anal. John cries after watching a movie. Joy gets Instagram followers by being friends with a p...

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Dreams, stories, jerking off underwear from 2020-08-11T01:19:17

This week John and Joy talk about dreams. John tells his creepy dreams, while Joy tells her anxiety fueled dreams. We talk about going to the comedy store for the first times since March, Kill Tony...

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Episode 6 Serial Killer Dildos Earthquake from 2020-08-04T03:16:57

This week John and Joy talk about Ted Bundy's dildo, the earthquake, John makes his mom's special dinner, Cheers, Bret Michaels, ants, the Death Museum, and more.

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Episode 5 When the kids catch you in the act from 2020-07-28T01:52:02

This episode Joy and John talk about how two out of the three kids caught them having sex. There is fight in the middle that had to get cut out, but the tension is there. We talk about weird tips, ...

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Episode 4 Embarrassing stories and panic attacks from 2020-07-21T03:56:56

John reveals an embarrassing story that makes him never want to be on stage again. John rats Joy out telling a embarrassing story about Joy. Joy talks about her birthday and a mishap at Starbucks b...

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Episode 3 the kids revolt from 2020-07-14T01:20:13

This week we attempt to put a theme song in the front of the episode. John doesn't want anyone to listen he just wants to talk. We talk about the horny, mean people of Santa Clarita. We also talk a...

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Episode 2 Working out the Kinks from 2020-07-07T04:50:57

Our second episode. We talk about sex dolls, massage, and our shitty forth of July

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Episode 1 Pilot from 2020-07-01T02:58:36

John and Joy start their podcast adventure by telling stories they've never heard before.

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