Podcasts by Chris
A crappy podcast where a blind guy and a ginger waste time hiding from their family once a week to talk about whatever BS annoys or makes them giggle for the week. (that's the b part) and then make fun of a crappy movie (that's the movie part)
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Ep 45 Willy's Wonderland from 2022-04-12T16:08:49
This week in the barn, the guys talk about Willy's Wonderland-a quiet drifter with some car issues who can't pay for his repairs and become an overnight janitor at a closed theme park with killer a...
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Ep 44 Spaced Invaders from 2022-03-22T19:39:28
This week in the Barn the Guys talk about the 1990 film Spaced Invaders where a group of not-so-smart aliens accidentally invade a small town in Illinois with not-so-smart residents on Halloween.
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EP 43 Hawk and Rev: Vampire Slayers from 2022-03-17T15:57:29
This week in the Movie Barn the guy's review Hawk and Rev: Vampire Slayers-HAWK dreams of killing vampires. No one believes they exist, except his friend REV. Together they fight save their hometown!
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EP 42 Zombie With A Shotgun from 2022-03-01T14:41:02
This week in the Movie Barn, the guys watch the very confusing Zombie With a Shotgun-A man infected with a zombie virus runs from people with his bug-eyed g/f and confusing stuff happens.
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Ep 41 1984 and the NWO from 2022-02-22T16:05:18
This week the guys watch a very non-interesting documentary interviewing a bunch of guys who have an endless supply of tin foil hats and never read 1984 before but have no problem talking about it ...
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EP 40 Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter from 2022-02-08T19:28:40
This week the guys talk about Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter: Jesus finally comes back and uses kung fu to wipe out a horde of bloodsuckers who attack lesbians.
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EP 39 Degenerate Double Feature 4 from 2022-02-02T15:05:59
After Chris was on his Covid/man flu vacation, the guys are back. This week we talk about The Magnetic Monster and Dragonfyre.
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Ep 38 The Angry Red Planet from 2022-01-17T07:00:02
This week in the Barn, Chris and Darel review The 1959 Sci-Fi The Angry Red Planet in Cinemagic. OOOOOO AHAHHHH. A 3 some goes to Mars to discover the red planet natives don't want us there, you ...
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The 2021 Moldie Awards from 2022-01-10T07:00:02
Join us for the first anal Moldie Awards hosted by Willy Lickherbotton and Stew Stubbie. It's a star-studded program you don't want to miss.
Thanks to all our presenters Wong Long Dong, Big...
Ep 36 Santa Slay from 2021-12-21T05:16:03
This week in the Barn the guys talk about Santa's Slay its a move about Santa killing people after a 1000 year bet is up. This movie made us hate both Christmas and America in 1.5 hours-ish.
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Episode 35 A Cadaver Christmas from 2021-12-13T16:43:45
This week in the Movie Barn, the guys talk about A Cadaver Christmas-Christmas Zombies attack, and humanity’s only hope is a group of misfits, and for this movie to only be 10 mins long, but no. W...
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Ep 34: Christmas Evil from 2021-12-07T14:38:45
This week in the B-Movie Barn, the guys talk about the 1980 holiday not so classic Christmas Evil. A movie about a man who works in middle management at a crappy toy company and has some issues af...
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Degenerate Double Feature #3 ThanksKilling from 2021-11-29T16:28:05
We are back after a 3-week hiatus due to a tragic accident with the Mole Man; he called his wife his girlfriend's name....anyways, this week, the guys talk about the Thanksgiving classic ThanksKill...
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Episode 32 Derelicts from 2021-11-15T17:30:58
This week in the movie barn the guys talk about the thanksgiving horror film Derelicts: Thanksgiving day for a dysfunctional upper-class family takes a terrifying turn when their suburban home is i...
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Episode 31: President Evil from 2021-11-02T14:07:06
This week in the barn, the guys watched President Evil, a 2018 "comedy" spoof of Halloween where a deranged killer dresses up like another deranged dude to kill ethnic girls. If you like extreme l...
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EP 30: Chris and Darel's Halloweed Comprehensive Unnoteworthy Program from 2021-10-26T14:13:04
This week it's Chris and Darel"s Halloweed Comprehensive Unnoteworthy Program. We start out with It's The Great Blumpkin Donny, followed by some unhinged piss and moaning, and then we talk about ou...
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Ep 29 Halloween Pussy Trap Kill! Kill! from 2021-10-18T21:33:53
This week in the Movie Barn the guys talk about Halloween Pussy Trap Kill! Kill!-A pathetic film where a Wish version of Jigsaw, with the help of Richard Griec, kidnaps an all-girl band to save the...
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EP 28: Degenerate Double Feature #2 from 2021-10-11T16:13:34
This week Degenerate Double Feature #2, the guys talk about two movies since Darel was on the rag last week: Stripperland and Paranormal Whacktivity. Both, along with this show, will cause neurolog...
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Episode 27: Killer Klowns from Outer Space from 2021-09-27T15:01:34
This week in the Movie Barn the guys talk about Killer Klowns from Outer Space-1987 film where a bunch of ugly ass clowns invades a town turning the incredibly stupid citizens into cotton candy jui...
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Episode 26: Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century from 2021-09-21T16:45:31
This week the guy watch-Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century: a 1970's b-movie, where a rich prick asks a college professor to lead an expedition to study a giant Yeti creature, found frozen in a block ...
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Episode 25 The Giant Claw from 2021-09-14T14:20:26
This week in the Movie Barn, the guys are glad football season is back, along with What We Do in The Shadows, then some bitching, and then finally talking about this weeks pile of garbage, The Gian...
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Episode 24: Reptilicus from 2021-09-07T19:46:35
This week in the Movie Barn the guys talk about Reptilicus!-Copenhagen is terrorized by a prehistoric beast aka old cum sock that has regenerated itself from a recently discovered tail segment.
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EP 23-Attack of The Crab Monsters from 2021-08-30T15:04:35
This week in the Movie Barn, the guys talk about Naked and Afraid, deworming for health, crappy apartments, and finally, this week's movie-Attack of the Crab Monsters. A 1957 horror/sci-fi about sc...
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#22: Attack of the Killer Tomato's from 2021-08-23T22:11:20
This week in the B-Movie Barn, the guy's review Attack of The Killer Tomatoes..nothing is scarier than a fruit disguising itself as a vegetable for world domination.
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Ep. 21: Attack of the Killer Donuts from 2021-08-16T20:01:05
This week in the B-Movie Barn, Chris and Darrel view Attack of The Killer Donuts: a 2017 horror/comedy about a chemical accident that turns ordinary donuts into bloodthirsty killers. Now it's up to...
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EP 20: A Polish Vampire in Burbank from 2021-08-10T20:04:39
This week in the B-Movie Barn Chris and Darrel talk about the 1983 horror comedy A Polish Vampire in Burbank. A film about A California vampire who drinks blood from a straw is kicked out of the h...
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Episode 19 Piss and Moan from 2021-08-04T02:56:36
This week we review no movie and just open up our hearts and manginas to you all.
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Fanny Got Fingered from 2021-07-27T18:21:49
This week's watch was so horrible even though it was a 17-minute documentary I have nothing more to write.
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Episode 17 Poor People that no one cares about from 2021-07-20T20:11:44
This week we talk about the documentary Invasion on Chestnut Ridge and other idiotic nonsense.
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Ep 16-Supersize Me 2 You Fat Ass from 2021-07-13T19:08:46
This week Chris and Darel rock out with their cocks out talking about the documentary Supersize Me 2: Holy Chicken! It's a documentary by fast food fun kill Morgan Spurlock as he opens his own fast...
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Grumpy Old Men and The Alienators from 2021-07-06T20:41:01
This week in the B-Movie Barn, Chris and Darel talk about The Alienators-Two amateur UFOlogists investigate a woman's claim that aliens are watching her and are filmed by a privately funded UFO org...
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Episode 14: Roswell Top Secret from 2021-06-29T17:41:39
Join Chris and Darel in the B-Movie this week; the gruesome twosome talks about Roswell Top Secret's documentary! Was it aliens, or was it just a bunch of people jerking us off to make a tourist t...
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Episode 13: Dolla Dolla Bills Y'all from 2021-06-22T23:08:51
This week Chris and Darel make it rain money reviewing the documentary: The Marvelous History of the US Dollar.
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EP 12- Ancient Aliens and the New World Order from 2021-06-15T21:20:52
This week we watch the documentary of an old man talking about conspiratorial arguments for alien life on Earth, its influence on elite society throughout history, and its implications for future g...
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Episode 11: Camp Death 3 in 2D!! from 2021-05-26T17:41:49
This week we watched Camp Death 3 in 2D!!! It's a very stupid comedy/horror parody of the 'Friday the 13th' series and is proudly presented in two dimensions.
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Episode 10: 27 Alien Encounters from 2021-05-18T20:17:35
This week Chris and Darel talk about 27 Alien Encounters its a documentary, that is supposed to challenge our understanding of the universe using a monotone narrator and only the first paragraph of...
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Episode 9 Zombie Beavers from 2021-05-12T18:31:42
This week Chris and Darel talk about Zombie Beavers: Danger lurks beneath the dark abysses of a small lake and a river somewhere after a toxic spill cause beavers to mutate into Zombie Bevers. Sadl...
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Ep 8 Bigfoot vs Zombies from 2021-05-04T17:35:15
What happens when a lame-ass scientist releases a secret homemade chemical concoction on a body farm? That's right low budget zombies but have no fear. A man in a heavily used gorilla suit shows u...
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Episode 7 Moon Landing Conspiracy from 2021-04-27T19:02:39
This week Chris and Darel watch Moon Landing Conspiracy a documentary about well its pretty much it the name.
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Episode 6 Deadtime Stories from 2021-04-20T20:22:09
This week Chris and Darel talk about Deadtime Stories a movie about a creepy uncle babysitting his nephew shares 3 not-so-child-friendly bedtime stories about witches, Little Red RidngHood and Gold...
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Episode 5-The Fergusons from 2021-04-13T18:26:49
This week Chris and Darel talk about a "comedy" The Fergusons a 1950's TV-type family that likes to consume their neighbors.
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Episode 4-Bubba the Redneck Werewolf from 2021-04-06T19:09:02
This week in the movie barn it's a classic love story of Bubba Blanche, who is in love with a girl, but this girl doesn't think he's good enough and is shacking up with an older guy who has a doubl...
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Episode 3 Degenerate Double Feature from 2021-03-23T22:26:43
For some reason this week we decided to punish our brains instead of our massive phallus from masturbation.
This week a Degenerate Double Feature we review the mind-numbing extra chromosome a...
Episode 2-Taintlight from 2021-03-16T18:04:43
This week in the B Movie Barn Chris and Darel talk about a horror classic Taintlight. A thought-provoking parody of the 2008 film Twilight where a young girl falls for an ancient vampire with grea...
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Episode 1-Close Encounters of the Inbred Redneck Kind from 2021-03-09T18:55:52
Join Chris and Darel in the B-Movie Barn talking about this week's instant classic Close Encounters of the Inbred Redneck Kind.
Starring: Mike Watt, Meredith Host, Amy Lynn Best, Billy Garbe...
Episode 21 Filthy McTed Cruz from 2021-03-02T21:25:26
Good Old Ted gives a taste of his speech from CPAC, we complain about politics for a bit then talk about a classic Filthy McNasty-a Outlandish, gross-out comedy about two nerdy girls whose desires ...
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Episode 20 Ted Cruz Anal Probe from 2021-02-23T21:11:51
This week we make fun of Ted Cruz and then talk about Beyond the Spectrum - Being Taken A documentary covering the rich, specific history of alleged alien abductions and the most credible cases so ...
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Episode 19: Blowing Alien Loads from 2021-02-16T23:32:13
This week's Chris gets on Darel about not putting in 100% to WAP. Then we break down Extraordinary: The Seeding: the "fascinating" "documentary" that dares to explore alien abductions and reproduc...
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Episode 18: Your Reptilian Ate My Alien from 2021-02-09T21:10:44
This week we talk about the documentary Alien Reptilian Legacy and then we talk about movies that we believe are pushing the reptilian overload takeover or whatever.
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WAP Episode 17: Crisco and Shleibert from 2021-02-03T21:58:29
This week a very unprepared Zorth calls in and we talk about Confessions of a Time Traveler - The Man from 3036.
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Episode 16: We Tried To Be Funny from 2021-01-26T21:31:45
This week we tried to be funny talked a bit about the Xanue protecting a Dr. Beach house and other shenanigans.
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Episode XV: Tone Deaf and Vanilla Shake from 2021-01-19T22:19:21
This week Chris becomes rapper Vanilla Shake with Jake with the Horns, and Darel becomes singing sensation Tone Deaf with Trumper Retardation.
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Ep XIV: Insurrectionist can suck it! from 2021-01-12T22:09:11
What a fucked up week we tried to be funny but well thanks to an Orange wannabee Dictator and his group of flunkies.
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EP XIII: Grumpy Old Balls from 2021-01-05T23:08:27
Join Chris and Darel start the year off with free-floating hostilities until the rest home roofied Darel.
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Episode XII: Colostomy Bag Spray Paint from 2020-12-29T21:55:42
This week Chris and Darel ring in the New Year like Colostomy Bag Spray Painting a crowd. Happy 2021 everyone.
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Episode XI: Christmas Placenta In My Eye from 2020-12-22T20:40:07
This week Chris and Darel stuff your stocking full of cum with exceptional Christmas WAP. We start with Darel singing Santa baby topless, then move into a political discussion. We relive an MIA Ch...
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Episode X: Li'l Donny Trump's Karaoke Hour? from 2020-12-16T00:18:51
This week we learn it's not easy being orange, have a conversation about the deep state, and some other stuff that pissed us off this week.....enjoy the turd pile in the yard of the interwebs
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WAP Episode IX: Bitches Be Crazy from 2020-12-08T20:43:45
This week the Whiney Ass Pusscakes start out complaining about those dumb asses in Washington and their cult followers then talk about crazy bitches we had the pleasure of fornicating with.
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Episode VIII: Old Man Titties from 2020-12-01T22:21:10
Getting old sucks listen to Chris and Darel discuss thought-provoking topics from their bariatric post-Thanksgiving chairs.
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Episode VII: Retard Fight from 2020-11-18T19:38:53
Happy Thanksgiving this week. Chris and Darel had something planned but got sidetracked talking about the retards around us.....anyway, Happy Thanksgiving and no show next week.
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Episode VI: Get Over Yourself from 2020-11-11T04:09:46
Chris was pretty drunk and on some cold medicine on this episode and can't remember what I talked we about would ask Darel but you know aliens. Sit back relax and listen to the show some called a ...
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Episode V: The 60 Minutes Erection Special from 2020-11-03T23:52:32
This week a special treat for our loyal WAP listeners Anderson Cooper and Morley Saffer interview President Trump and Former Vice President Joe Biden. Then Stick around for some free-floating host...
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Episode IV: It's the Great Blumpkin Donny Trump from 2020-10-28T01:44:44
Happy Halloween this we an instant classic this week enjoy or don't.
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Episode III: Sleazeball 2020 You Decide from 2020-10-23T00:43:20
This week the master debaters square off for 2020 sleazeball supremacy! This polished turd afterbirth needs to be flushed down the sewer into the depths of hell where it belongs. Then stick aroun...
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WAP Episode II: Dick Soap from 2020-10-13T23:26:33
This week we talk about threesomes in church, dick soap, Bill Burr's SNL monolog, and Jesus.
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Episode I: Lick My Girl Wiener from 2020-10-07T02:17:45
Welcome to the first-ever Whiney Ass Pussckaes Podcast! This week Chris's email is hacked, so if you are on his list, you may get a photographic surprise! We also talk about Darrell's haunted house...
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