Podcasts by Why Is Your Bottom So Dirty?

30. Martyne (Katy Wix) from 2019-01-28T03:00

In what is probably the final episode, Martyne Mixture asks Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares for their help to cure her bigger fear.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Katy Wix. ...

29. Susan (Jenny Bede) from 2019-01-21T04:00

Susan Spielberg (no relation) talks about her love of running (not that kind) and tells a beautiful story (about a mouse) in this fascinating case.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders a...

28. Ruth (Rose Johnson) from 2019-01-14T03:00

Someone call the cops! There's a potential criminal in the studio. Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares try to stop Ruth from going to jail.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Rose J...

27: Alexa (Camille Ucan) from 2019-01-07T03:00

Alexa, provide a patient for Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares – and make it a sweaty one, please. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Camille Ucan. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Pro...

26: Pil Pil (Kat Bond) from 2018-12-17T04:00

It’s not just Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares dishing out advice this week, their guest, Pil Pil Jones, offers some tips, too. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Kat Bond. Produced by Be...

25. Nigel (Tony Law) from 2018-12-10T03:00

Captain Nigel Bikebiff joins Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares in the studio today, and he's not afraid to talk about his earthy issues. Can they clean him up?

Performed by Luke McQueen,...

24: John (Tom Allen) from 2018-12-03T04:00

Does John Adams really need any help? It's difficult to tell. Still, Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares attempt to get to the bottom of his issues. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Tom Al...

23: Chips (Michael Legge) from 2018-11-26T03:00

In another curious case Chips Twenty has many deeply disturbing – and potentially life-threatening – family issues. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Michael Legge. Produced by Ben William...

22: Joseph (Stuart Laws) from 2018-11-19T03:00

Has a Soviet dictator risen from the dead? Of course not, you idiot, it's the unfortunately named Joseph Starling under the care of Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares.

Performed by Luke Mc...

21: Deirdre (Beattie Edmondson) from 2018-11-12T03:00

It's two patients for the price of one this week as Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares try to get to the bottom of a mysterious pregnancy. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Beattie Edmonds...

20: Ken (Phil Wang) from 2018-11-05T00:00

Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares are back for a new season, with new guests, a new intro and the same odour. Their first patient – robotics industry professional Ken Himomito – proves to be a ...

19: Phillip (John Kearns) from 2018-07-16T02:10

It's the last episode of the series, and there's not one, not three but TWO doctors in the house. Dr Phillip Drygate seeks help from Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares. We'll be back with more e...

18: Jonas (David Elms) from 2018-07-09T02:00

What a tale – or should we say 'tail' – naughty little pig Jonas has to tell in this episode. Certainly a stinky case for Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares. 

Performed by Luke McQuee...

17: Cyril / Tony (Julian Deane) from 2018-07-02T02:00

It's difficult to tell who this guest is: is it Cyril or Tony? The most relaxed, giddy and coffee-breaky episode yet for Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares. 

Performed by Luke McQueen...

16: Carmel (Patrick Turpin) from 2018-06-25T02:00

It’s time for another episode… Not that this week’s guest would know that. Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares solve this one speedily.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Patrick Tu...

15: Flitwick (Lucy Pearman) from 2018-06-18T03:00

In a WIYBSD first, this week's guest is a dog. Genuinely. Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares are on hand to sniff the mutt's butt and try to solve his family issues.

Performed by Luke McQu...

14: Jennifer (Freya Parker) from 2018-06-11T03:00

Does Jennifer Hepher have an issue with cats? Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares discover a worrying past as they try to investigate.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Freya Parke...

13: Sara (Sara Pascoe) from 2018-05-28T03:00

Real life celebrity Sara Pascoe joins Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares in the studio this week, and she’s brought a whole pile of stinking issues with her. But the real question is: who’s goin...

12: Barry (Alistair Green) from 2018-05-18T04:00

A Royal Wedding special! This week's guest is Royal Family obsessive, Barry. He has a strong voice, an unhealthy hobby and a very smelly bot bot. Thankfully, Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares a...

11: Oooooh (Evelyn Mok) from 2018-05-13T16:30

Is Oooooh real? Is she a character? Or is she a shape-shifter deviant? Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares attempt to get the bottom of the situation in another classic episode.

Performed b...

10: Nancy (Gabby Best) from 2018-05-06T16:30

A shocking case this week, as Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares find there's a positive charge coming from their patient's rear end. This episode was recorded at Electric Avenue Studios. <...

9: Philippa (Holly Burn) from 2018-04-29T16:30

Uh oh, Dr Benjamin Jones is in a jam, so Claire Cares takes on this week’s case – potential arsonist Philippa – solo. 

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Holly Burn. Produced ...

8: Todd (Ed Gamble) from 2018-04-22T16:30

Trainee butcher and former advertising boss Todd is this week's smelly bottom. Claire Cares has some difficulty drinking tea.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Ed Gamble. Produced...

7: Skip (James Acaster) from 2018-04-15T16:30

Confident opinion-hater Skip Bellamy – who describes a 12-year-old as a 'battle axe' – joins Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares this week. There’s a smelly problem, but is his bottom really to b...

6: Boomeray (Ray Badran) from 2018-04-08T18:09:12

One of Australia’s biggest comedians – Boomeray – flies in especially for the podcast. Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares test his comedy credentials. 

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou ...

5: Ricky (Lolly Adefope) from 2018-04-01T16:30

The ’intimidatingly beautiful’ Ricky joins Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares for this week’s episode, and Ricky simply won’t acknowledge the stench.

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4: Stephen (Steen Raskopoulos) from 2018-03-25T16:30

Stephen’s daddy issues and famous ex-girlfriends have caused a stink this week. Luckily, Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares are on hand to clean up his bottom. 

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