Podcasts by Wondrous Tails – A Final Fantasy XIV Community Podcast
A light-hearted Final Fantasy XIV podcast focused on community. Come join us for all your FFXIV quality of life needs and listen to us pronounce every city and NPC name horribly wrong!
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#87: Endwalker Story Deep Dive (pt. 4) from 2022-02-14T03:36:54
Part four of our Endwalker deep dive. Full of spoilers, so beware! Covers levels 85-87 (ish).
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#86: Endwalker Story Deep Dive (Pt. 3) from 2022-01-26T00:13:48
Part three of our Endwalker story deep dive. Spoilers abound for levels 83-85 story. Also thirst.
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#85: Endwalker Story Deep Dive Part 2 from 2022-01-14T01:30:09
We're doing a spoiler heavy story discussion of Endwalker levels 82+83!
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#84: Endwalker Story Review (Pt. 1) from 2021-12-29T04:33:19
Our first of several episodes deep diving into the Endwalker story.
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#83: Endwalkin' to the Back of the Queue from 2021-12-15T03:19:50
Our first Endwalker episode! Spoiler free early impressions and queue chat.
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#82: Two Week Wait? EW! from 2021-12-01T13:25:23
In our last Shadowbringers episode, we're focused on the future and Endwalker, which is just days away!
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#81: Terms of Salt Update from 2021-11-03T00:30:46
Our second-to-last episode before Endwalker is (mostly) about Square's TOS updates. Also salt.
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#80: Is it Endwalker Yet? from 2021-10-26T00:39:09
We discuss the media tour and are impatiently awaiting Endwalker release.
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#79: Pre-Endwalker Squad Goals from 2021-10-07T00:29:40
We discuss the last few things we want to get done before Endwalker release.
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#78: Live Letter LXVI (66) from 2021-09-22T00:03:34
All things Live Letter LXVI! It's a little longer than usual, but that just means more fun to be had!
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#77: Topic Shopping from 2021-09-08T00:00:49
A smorgasbord of community topics, real life houses, and some light sale shopping.
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#76: Our Crystal Anniversary from 2021-08-26T13:09:47
Our third anniversary episode! That's pretty cool! We honestly just chat the whole time about ... stuff.
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#75: Gone Fishin' from 2021-08-11T02:07:48
A smorgasbord of topics! Primals! Fishing! The ceaseless march of time! Witness protection?!
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#74: Sprout Stories from 2021-07-28T02:26:46
We touch on the minor 5.58 patch and talk a lot about all our new players!
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#73: Live Letter 63: Halloween in November from 2021-07-15T01:09:09
We chat about Live Letter 63, big streamer energy, and awkwardly timed holiday events.
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#72: Sad Times at Bozja High from 2021-06-30T22:31:51
Three girls, two patches, one expansion. Come hear us be salty about Bozja and be super excited about Island Sanctuary!
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#71: A Lode of Things We’ve Done (5.55 Wrap Up) from 2021-06-17T10:13:46
A spoiler-full overview on our favorite parts of the 5.55 relic and story!
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#70: Fanfest 2021: Bunnies on the Moon from 2021-05-19T02:42:39
Our thoughts and reactions to the 2021 Fan Festival. With rabbits!
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#69: Fan Festival and 5.5 Story from 2021-05-05T10:36:30
We discuss a wide host of topics from mount prices to the new story content in patch 5.5.
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#68: Patch 5.5 Impressions from 2021-04-21T01:35:39
Our first week with patch 5.5 is in, and we discuss many of the additions. Spoilers for NieR/weapon quests within.
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#67: Big Fish Energy from 2021-04-07T01:53:15
We've got lots of energy for the latest Live Letter and also excitement about Ocean Fishing for some reason!
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#66: Alliance Raid Tips + Great Serpents from 2021-03-25T17:21:12
We've got alliance raid tips and some commentary on store merch in this episode.
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#65: Esoteric Tomestones Chat from 2021-03-10T14:26:16
We've got a light episode discussing the new Moogle tomestones and some other random game tidbits while we wait for patch 5.5.
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#64: Live Letter 62 (LXII) from 2021-02-24T03:07:20
We're here with our second episode from the giant event in early February, this time discussing all the details of patch 5.5!
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#63: Endwalker! from 2021-02-10T02:56:14
The Endwalker announcement is official and we've got all the details and reactions you crave.
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#62: Ishgard Retrospective from 2021-01-27T01:49:28
We wrap up the Ishgard restoration seasons and talk about what's coming in the big virtual event on February 5th!
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#61: Future Speculation from 2021-01-14T13:07:59
Happy New Year! We're making somewhat educated guesses about what lies ahead in 2021 for Final Fantasy XIV! Also we goof off a lot in this one. It's fun!
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#60: 5.4 Story Chat from 2020-12-31T14:10:47
It's an all spoilers episode as we discuss our trip through the story parts of patch 5.4.
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#59: Patch 5.4 from 2020-12-16T14:52:49
We cover all things patch 5.4! New raids! New dungeon! New ... ways to pose in said dungeon, we suppose.
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#58: Live Letter LXI (61) from 2020-12-02T15:14:07
We gathered together for a discussion of all things Live Letter LXI (66) as we look forward to patch 5.4 next week.
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#57: In Da Club from 2020-11-18T01:07:47
We wanted to check out the club scene in FFXIV. It did not go as planned, but it was still a weird and funny ride.
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#56: Live Letter LX (60) from 2020-11-05T14:19:35
A somewhat belated discussion of all the news from the Producer's Live Letter 60.
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#55: Patch 5.35: Bojack Houseman from 2020-10-22T12:24:03
It's the (latest) salt episode! Hot takes, housing chat, and Bozja grinding all feature prominently.
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#54: Mostly Patch Chat, Some Light Genshin from 2020-10-07T23:37
For this episode we bring you our predictions for the next couple patches! Beware, light housing discussion contained within. Also some brief Genshin In-chat.
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#53: Our First Farewell from 2020-09-23T20:27:05
We totally remembered everything that happened in the 5.3 story and talk about our thoughts on this episode! Come listen to us say goodbye to the First storyline.
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#52: Memories of Vana'diel from 2020-09-09T15:49:18
We locked Lili in a closet for this episode so Kristen and Pan could reminisce about Square's first MMO, Final Fantasy XI. Mostly we talk about grind, but... good grind?
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#51: 5.3 Chat (omg my melons) from 2020-08-26T15:11:34
We've spent most of the last two weeks playing all the hot new 5.3 content and we discuss that in this episode. Light spoilers for the NieR raid only.
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#50: 50 on 5.3 from 2020-08-12T03:21:19
5.3 came out! We talked about it (spoiler free)! Also it's our big 50th episode and we've got a big (bird) giveaway!
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#49: News We Could Use from 2020-07-30T02:17:26
We bring you a nice big episode breaking down all the exciting news from the 59th Live Letter. Please join us in our excitement!
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#48: Macros Plus from 2020-07-18T19:30:04
We bring you another episode in the wait for the next patch (5.3) where we make some more predictions and talk about in-game macros and their uses.
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#47: A Year of Bringing Shadows from 2020-07-01T19:54:50
We talk about a year of Shadowbringers, what we're filling our time with, and make some pretty baseless predictions about when 5.3 is finally coming out.
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#46: Catching Up With Hunts from 2020-06-17T02:34:38
Fan fest got cancelled and we're really sad, but we make it up by getting weirdly spiritual about repetitive tasks. Finally, we top it off with a discussion of hunt trains.
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#45: Non-Sequiturs from 2020-06-03T03:01:17
It's a slow period for the game so we took some time for a pretty informal chat about what we're all up to and how we're all doing. We keep it lighthearted so come take a load off.
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#44: A Return to Moogle Tomes from 2020-05-20T02:41:39
A sampling of tips and suggestions for all the new and returning players wrapped in tales of woe from bad dungeon experiences and a discussion of the new Moogle tomestone rewards.
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#43: All Things 5.3 (Final Fantasy XIV Patch Discussion) from 2020-05-06T02:27:30
3/4 hosts recommend you use this time to catch up on the Crystal Tower quests; 4/4 hosts recommend you listen to this podcast. Time to rant about all things on the most recent live letter.
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#42: Lions, Tigers, and Relics from 2020-04-21T01:22:57
Are you ready for more mentor roulette stories? Because Pan is. Come listen to us be sad about not being able to grind out relic content while Pan is slowly losing his sanity to the (de)mentors.
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#41: Ishgard Housing: We All Know It's Coming from 2020-04-07T16:19:59
Are you bored? Well so are we! From mentor roulettes to dog farming, we’re doing our best to keep ourselves and you entertained!
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#40: Eden’s Verse: The Tsundere Chronicles from 2020-03-24T16:44:57
Time to distract you from the real world again. We finally talk about Eden story and Ruby Weapon EX with a sprinkle of rubble from the Ishgard Restoration. Culinarians Adjust and listen to this ep!
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#39: Patch 5.2 Story Discussion from 2020-03-10T17:14:36
Our missing host is back and our spoiler hiatus is over. Come listen to us chat about 5.2 and be extra salty about various things, including sick children.
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#38: Patch 5.2 Duty Blues from 2020-02-25T02:51:51
Some of us are a bit salty, but 5.2 is amazing! Come hear the salt filled raid rant along with all the non-storyline filled review of the newest and greatest patch.
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#37: Yoshi Dad Says Mods Are Bad from 2020-02-11T14:53:36
We summarize the 4 hour Live Letter into a 1 hour chat. We talk about how Yoshida is now everyone's dad and how awesome 5.2 is going to be. Please look forward to the umbrellas!
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#36: Be my Valentione #bert2020 from 2020-01-28T00:06:36
Now that our 2019 review is over it’s back to business as usual. Come listen to us meme for almost a full hour. Mogtomes are a lie. #Bert2020.
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#35: 2019 Retrospective - Part 2 from 2020-01-14T02:15
It’s the conclusion to our 2019 retrospective! We continue our look back with the release of 5.0 that we kind of remember better than 4.5.
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#34: 2019 Retrospective - Part 1 from 2020-01-08T02:13:29
New year new episode! Do you remember what happened in 2019? We didn't, so we decided to jump back in time and toss out a recap. Come try to remember what happened in 4.5 with us.
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#33: Live Letter LVI: Butt Slider Special from 2019-12-24T08:41:41
Happy Starlight season everyone! Please enjoy our reactions to the newest Live Letter while discussing butt sliders for 30 minutes.
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#32: A New Carnivale of Meh from 2019-12-10T12:55:56
We discuss our favorite topic this week, patches! Will Blue Mage and PVP actually be exciting? Will 5.2 have a relic weapon with refreshing content? Will hunt trains be around forever?
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#31: Ishgard Blues from 2019-11-26T02:29:01
We heard you like patches, so here’s some more patches for your patches. We talk about all things 5.1x and get a bit salty along the way.
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#30: A Patchy Episode from 2019-11-12T13:09:01
It’s another post-patch round up episode! Feels like we do these every three or four months huh? No story spoilers yet but we’ve got lots to say about the rest of 5.1!
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#29: 5.Fun from 2019-10-29T00:21:04
We have an extra host this week to talk about the preliminary 5.1 notes. Stop on by and listen while you're stuck at work and not able to play!
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#28: The End is NieR (for 5.0) from 2019-10-15T14:25:03
As 5.0 comes to an end, we discuss the unknown of 5.1 and if it will include bullet hells and mechs dropping into our apartments.
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#27: Irregular Episode of Philosophy from 2019-10-01T18:50:26
Irregular philosophy. Geese. Robots from a dystopian future. Honk.
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#26: It’s NieRly HieR from 2019-09-17T01:30:06
The Tres Au'Ra Au'Ra dance squad is coming in hot this week! After we talk about our new dancing passion, we take a swift Technical Step into the newest Live Letter.
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#25: Paper Anniversary Edition from 2019-09-03T10:21:53
Happy Anniversary! We have super important conversations this episode about fishing, bad (or better?) titles for this episode, taking clothes off, Jeff Bridges, the Mog Station, horses, and more!
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#24: #Twinning from 2019-08-19T23:49:43
We've got some post-game goodness for your beautiful ears. Listen to us complain about unskippable cutscenes and have fun running through Rapture! There might also be something about swimming pools?
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#23: Under the Sea from 2019-08-06T00:08:20
This is the final episode of our Shadowbringers 5.0 MSQ deep dive. Come listen to us complain about not enough deaths and question how blind Y'shtola actually is.
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#22: Welcome to the Jungle from 2019-07-23T13:00:30
We bring our discussion from Rak'tika to Kholusia in this story deep dive episode. Come hear the hot takes and heartbreaks of these emotional 5 levels of MSQ.
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#21: A Fairy Good Episode from 2019-07-09T01:07:01
It’s time to talk Shadowbringers! We talk about story from level 70 through the end of 73 and try not to drop any spoilers for after that point. We also talk about cool changes about our jobs and s...
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#20: Shadowbringers Launch Special from 2019-07-02T01:39:12
Hello Shadowbringers! We solemnly swear there are no spoilers, just a lot of excitement. Let us get you pumped in those sad times when you can’t be in-game.
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#19: In Memoriam from 2019-06-26T02:16:14
Goodbye Shadowblood! Or was it Stormbringers? Why is this so difficult to remember?? We discuss what we liked and what could have been better with 4.X and our hopes and dreams going forward with 5.0.
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#18: Sabo-tender Moments from 2019-06-12T16:17:12
We have sabotenders, rottweilers, and.. Chipmunks? We have a very successful couple of weeks full of sights and lifted embargos.
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#17: Technical Difficulties from 2019-05-29T02:09:11
We pretend we have bad microphones like the producers do and break down what stuck out to us from the live letter.
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#16: No Kids Allowed from 2019-05-14T15:31:33
Pan is back from his boat adventures, we break our format to give some important news, and ask the real question, “how the heck are they wearing glasses?”
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#15: Now What? from 2019-04-30T01:17:33
Now that we’re done with story, events, and various goals that we definitely accomplished, what is there left to do? Come find out in this episode!
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#14: Byemung from 2019-04-15T02:09:31
Get your mambo shoes on and dance your way through 4.56 into all of the new events this month! Come find out the hottest SB2 predictions and how close Lilli actually is to 2 mil MGP.
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#13: Are We There Yet? from 2019-04-02T11:22:35
Here we are at the final fanfest of the season. We discuss everything SB2 (not ShB) and the hot takes that followed the keynote.
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#12: REPORTED from 2019-03-05T21:04:40
TOSs on your Aetheryte Earrings and level up in our not late episode, REPORTED! Join us in your favorite treehouse as we discuss the TOS, Hydatos, Gardening, and more!
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#11: Fanfest 2: Electric Boogaloo from 2019-02-13T14:39:58
The second Fanfest happened, and all our dreams came true! We discuss what other things we would like for Fanfest 3, and catch up on what we (and others) are catching up on before SB2.
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#10: BLU's Clues from 2019-01-29T22:27:36
If you’ve got the blues grab your headphones as we magic you away to a land of … well … mostly Blue Mage chat.
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#9: Snake on Me from 2019-01-14T00:21:58
Our 4.5 story spoiler free episode! We explain why you should always go left, and talk about our goals before 5.0.
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#8: End of Year Round Up from 2018-12-31T02:27:49
It’s our first end of the year spectacular! We talk about ghosts of patches past, present, and future. Happy holidays everyone!
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#7: Fanfest Edition from 2018-11-26T13:59:53
Come one, come all, to a wondrous trip to Fanfest! We get all the juicy deets first-hand from Pan.
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#6: Burning Inquiry (No Doctor Needed) from 2018-11-12T11:21:31
We break down the latest relic weapon stage we’re too lazy to do, discuss wascally wabbits, and talk about soup from a burrito place?
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#5: All Saints DDoS from 2018-10-29T13:36:57
We hit you with all the spooks and scares of lost connections, endgame crafting, and people getting overly upset about stuff on the internet!
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#4: Wedding of the Century from 2018-10-15T14:59:03
There was a wedding. A demon might have been summoned. Also we talk parsers, crafting, and whether all Namazu are boys.
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#3: Four Point Fourward from 2018-10-05T15:10:21
Let’s enjoy 4.4 as we move Four Point Fourward! We discuss the new story and raids, and start a deep dive into crafting and gathering jobs. Also our most successful “pronounce that NPC” round ever!
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#2: BeFour Point Four from 2018-09-17T12:45:12
In this episode we talk about some awesome quality of life changes to the inventory and new search options, and the rumor about the new job coming out in 4.4 (Blue Mage, whaaaaat?). We also touch o...
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#1: Easy Come, Easy Pagos from 2018-08-27T12:35:29
Our first episode! Pagos, bad jokes, and an errant dog flapping in the breeze.
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#1: Easy Come, Easy Pagos from 2018-08-27T12:35:29
Our first episode! Pagos, bad jokes, and an errant dog flapping in the breeze.
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