Podcasts by Worrying Bugs
Zak Sharp and Certus Stone host a podcast that is generally about our lives, but we promise it
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Hierarchically Paternalistic Addresses from 2022-04-30T14:29:58
Zak and Liz talk about artificial poetry, wanting to tell everyone where we live, wanting to know where and when to do things, how monopolies are ruining clocks but not milk, ‘And’ the cat. Recorde...
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Movingly Elevated Signs from 2022-04-13T21:27:44
Zak and Liz talk about their tips and tricks for changing your home, what we would do if we ever had guests, and a conversation game. Recorded on July 11, 2021 Moving Moving in Amsterdam – 99pi Fox...
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Coherently Charged Brimbo from 2022-03-23T17:22:33
Zak and Liz talk about the sequel to milk and VASYs. Recorded on June 20, 2021 After Milk – USPS Truck Shape – Motortrend – Cromslor – YouTube – Frindle – Wikipedia – phonology – Wikipedia – Bouba/...
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Socially Miniaturized Mobility from 2022-02-13T18:09:23
Zak and Liz talk about Zak setting foot outdoors, microbe ice cream, a developer conference that happened 6 months ago, and Vehicles of Appropriate Size for You. Recorded on June 13, 2021 Coffee Sh...
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Friendly Low-Level Croissantwave from 2021-11-19T17:13:24
Zak and Liz talk about getting maxinated, the Grocery app, theme periods, perfect home-made croissants, and some aesthetics. Recorded on May 23, 2021 Grocery App – von Neumann Architecture – Wikipe...
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Sustainably Discontinued Protein from 2021-10-26T18:48:11
Zak and Liz a genuinely interesting service that you can no longer use, a genuinely interesting app that you can use, ice cream made with microbes or something, and trains! Recorded on May 8, 2021 ...
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Meaninglessly Respectful Elders from 2021-10-25T20:59:47
Zak and Liz talk about being the adult in the room too young, a diagonally scrolling website, phrases that may have some meaning, vegan cream cheese, and what to do if you’re waiting in line at the...
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Ceaselessly Killer Bees from 2021-10-10T19:43:39
Zak and Liz talk about Minecraft real quick, DAAB DAAB DC 2021, the Queen laughing at bees, and the Halo novels that do exist. Recorded on April 11, 2021 WWDC 2021 – The Verge – Telephone Recording...
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Overwhelmingly Empty Purchases from 2021-10-07T19:47:48
Zak and Liz talk about our seasonal themes, how NFTs actually work, and what J0rd@n P3t3rs0n has been up to. Recorded March 28, 2021 Themes – Cortex for Context – Maybe You Should Talk to Someone –...
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Unnecessarily Federated Farms from 2021-06-06T19:42:44
Zak and Liz talk about PM data structures, cool new ways to get food, our season of themes, non-dairy creamers, NFTs Teaser, and time travel. Recorded on March 13, 2021. CSAs – USDA – Ruffage – Ind...
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Comfortably Watermarked Cowpaganda from 2021-05-11T19:20:49
Zak and Liz talk about small online rivers, alternative creamers, making Twitter less bad, and police shows. Recorded on February 28, 2021. Grow Your Twitch Channel – WikiHow Bird Rights – Hedonist...
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Cheezily Kept Ballots from 2021-03-15T15:39:36
Zak and Liz talk about something that we’ve been talking about for 4 years now, basically the same topic again, and immediate ranked choice first past the post voting. Dairy Pride – Congress.gov – ...
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Frigidly Non-Orientable Desserts from 2021-03-12T20:57:08
Zak and Liz talk about non-dairy Klein bottles and more Subway standards of identity. Recorded on January 30, 2021. Alternative Frozen Desserts – Flavors – Cado Ice Cream – Ice Cream Chemistry – Am...
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Speedily Lucky Pillows from 2021-03-07T18:05:48
Zak and Liz talk about why pillows are the key to American exceptionalism, Minecraft speedrunning, and how to generate the perfect shallot. Recorded on January 16, 2021. The Book With The Main Char...
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Rurally Bred Dogs from 2021-03-07T17:57:23
Zak and Liz talk about herding sheep, missing beef, the new and different Department of Agriculture, and some graffiti. Recorded on January 2, 2021. Dog Facts – Border Collies need a job! – Border ...
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Awarely Dreamt Characters from 2021-01-14T16:30:38
Zak and Liz talk about winter’s vibe, dreamt mass-murder, Zak eating carrots, whether we should believe that we should eat carrots, and high (fem) fantasy. Themes – Your Theme – CGP Grey on YouTube...
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Questionably Evil Centurion from 2020-12-21T12:00:55
Zak and Certus talk about the last 100 episodes of this fine podcast, why J*ff B*z*s might be evil, and a very helpful update about your insurance. 100th Episode Spectacular! Episode 1 Poorly Prepa...
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Sizably Mountainous Pods from 2020-12-17T19:41:32
Zak and Certus talk about new ways to stick things to other things, a game that is not new, reseting the elves, and nut pods. Gecko Tape – Wikipedia Microsuction Tape – Sewell Trackball Mouse – Ken...
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Temporally Sugary Forks from 2020-11-06T17:50:05
Zak and Certus talk about how much better Zak is at programming, how it’s still March somehow, what Zak actually meant by (Self)(Care), and bread law. HTML is kinda a CFG – Stack Overflow Zak’s App...
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Cooly Pro 5G from 2020-11-03T16:47:23
Zak and Certus talk about a tale as old as time, some nice apps, the decline and fall of the theme system, and if Zak is going to get an iPhone. Setapp Dropzone 4 – aptonic uBar – Setapp Wont – Mer...
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Commonly Dynamic Blases from 2020-10-16T12:00:27
Zak and Certus talk about how Liz Liz’s website is, why 5G is like fire and why Lexus is stimulating our brain, what Blaseball is, a review of a new oat milk, and briefly about Fall Themes. A Very ...
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Forcefully Switched Deliveries from 2020-10-14T21:53:01
Zak and Certus have an unstructured discussion about whatever we want, talk about how we could possible listen to all those podcasts, and make an announcement about Web Objects. Liz’s Gaming PC Swi...
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Sleepily Shopping Spectre from 2020-09-16T02:28:07
Zak and Certus talk about the exact amount of time until Black Future Month, pawning Zak’s PGP keys, Zak experiencing the ghost of cooking future, the multitude of ways to tell your Mac to take a n...
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Economically Constrained Creativity from 2020-09-13T18:58:02
Zak and Certus talk about a future Apple sucking, whether or not we get cool stuff after building the guillotine, and how not to manufactuer toilet paper. Apple Vacuum Phil Shiller “Advances” – App...
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Hotly Copylefted Cube from 2020-09-04T17:59:17
Zak and Certus talk about decentralized baking, the super tiny blackhole train, how .NET is killing the internet, and laser removal. Blockchain Squad Great British Baking Show – Netflix Salt Fat Ac...
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Compactly Pointillist Lies from 2020-08-12T21:45:08
Zak and Certus talk about the opposite of guitar, trust, closet space, and the fine details of plants. Bose Un-Guitar Headphones Lying to your Therapist The Laws of Robotics – Wikipedia Moving Inst...
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Icily Tested Strawberries from 2020-07-27T13:39:22
Zak and Certus talk about remote gaming, mountain gaming, dipping a toe in the waters of unit, how to achieve our dreams of labor, and the latest and greatest from SuperAwesome Corp. WWDC 2020 in 1...
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Financially Amplified Gigablast from 2020-07-08T00:36
Zak and Certus talk about how to send the bits, resisting from home, stealing money, collapsing Zak’s vibe, and Black Lives Matter (still). WiFi Eero Cabel Sasser’s Internet – Twitter AmpliFi Alien...
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Cryogenically Fine Meatball from 2020-06-20T03:31:35
Zak and Certus talk about how it all sucks, but we’re fine mostly. Black Lives Matter This Is Fine – Twitter Boogaloo Boys – Wikipedia Little Brother – Craphound Themes Feeling Lucky Punk? – Wikiqu...
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Completely Milked Vacuums from 2020-06-03T22:24:02
Zak and Certus talk about that one part of town, Liz making the perfect almond milk, reviews of lesser almond milks, our summer themes, our new vacuum friend, and The Time. Wzwuzbyzwyz Street Domin...
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Infuriatingly Expansive Poultice from 2020-05-22T20:49:22
Zak and Certus talk about Zak being “too secure”, a new way to get rid of pollutants, seasoned goals, robots that suck, and what Alexa wants things to smell like. Sidecar Now Kiss meme – Know Your ...
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Insularly Talossan Writings from 2020-05-07T00:53:35
Zak and Certus talk about how really very thankful we are that we are no longer 12, living in the trees, whether Yoda does it, and what things we should read. SlytherHuffleGryffinClaw hayhayyabaeba...
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Electrically Zombified Enthusiasm from 2020-04-18T16:08:59
Zak and Certus come to a shocking conclusion about lightning, talk about how super good we’re doing right now, make face covers, review some oatmilk, and protest the lack of chocolate bunnies. How ...
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Hedonistically Intersectional Rights from 2020-04-11T17:46:16
Zak and Certus talk about hunting with spreadsheets, what we mostly didn’t do over spring break, whether birds deserve rights, revolutionary makeup codes, and an instance of the 80/20 rule not appl...
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Asymptomatically Greebled Zorbs from 2020-03-22T23:55:43
Zak and Certus talk about what we wished we had done over spring break, making spikey mangos, the end of the world, letting the robots pick the music, and being inside. Break Asymptomatic – Wikiped...
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Fundamentally Discursive Dust from 2020-03-08T20:56:07
Zak and Certus talk about all the ways that keeping a semesterly theme is difficult, french circles, Zak’s shower dust, being 133t h@x0rs, and overhearing hot takes. How Loud Is My Home? Measure No...
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Reportedly Sexist Stars from 2020-02-24T00:59:45
Zak and Certus talk about really tightly woven fabric, everything that’s in the show but not in the show, space camo, medicine for queers, Zak finally tracking his time, and a review of Trader Joe’...
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Punctually Concussed Crimes from 2020-02-10T02:40:19
Zak and Certus talk about Zines, Themes, and Check-Ins, a brand new recurring topic, Zak’s butter-color adventure, how Certus saved the Internet, and when we last heard from the government. Zines L...
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Rather Semesterly Preferences from 2020-01-27T01:37:22
Zak and Certus talk about systems for filing, putting the brakes on winter break, which island we’re tryin to get to, our preferences for our systems, and a shocking revelation about trees. APFS – ...
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Meteorologically Disastrous Federation from 2020-01-14T01:24:52
Zak and Certus talk about getting detained indefinitely, how we can use 5G to control the weather, accidental progress, alternative holiday drinks, trying to be good at useless skills, why we shoul...
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Frustratingly Optimized Dotfiles from 2019-12-31T05:06:50
Zak and Certus talk about the Man, Zak’s Lackbook Pro, Certus’ linen-based internet, our quarterly earnings, our plans to break the winter, how to set up Zak’s new computer, and finals. MacBook Pro...
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Happily Highlighted PepsiCo from 2019-12-15T17:25:26
Zak and Certus talk about the answers that lie in the stars, bottling things, Zak’s new computer that is really close to existing, Zak’s hot take regarding highlighting, turning the cows happy with...
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Dangerously Metallic Port from 2019-12-04T17:05:33
Zak and Certus talk about programmer stuff (might want to skip this bit), the glorious button future, how we can’t talk to each other, Zak’s potential new computer, password bureaucracies, humbly b...
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Softly Spoken Bananamilk from 2019-11-16T21:16:57
Zak and Certus talk about hard to drive laptop stands, Zak ruining milk for everyone, what is ‘basic’, allergy inducing alternative milks, how Ring did nothing wrong, the very nature of art, the cr...
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Definitely Undelivered Burritos from 2019-11-02T03:24
Zak and Certus talk about Zak’s laptop- now with a built in metronome, Certus getting haecked, Uber: Pedestrian+, LisPL, the 7 habits of highly woke podcasters, and the inevitable complete reductio...
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Satisfyingly Burnt Assessments from 2019-10-19T18:39:34
Zak and Certus talk about whether Zak’s new lifestyle is right for him, Zak’s melting computer, canceling backpacks, whether the government should use blockchain (no), and the final book club for F...
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Rationally Natal Germs from 2019-10-07T21:00:41
Zak and Certus talk about SO robots, the moral of the journal, fancy art cities, where our venus lies, tactical grocery bags, and what it cannot do. Theme System Journal TWSBI Eco Mini Retro 51 S...
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Quarterly Tabulated Geomancy from 2019-09-22T17:08:42
Zak and Certus talk about the only acceptable almond milk, washing your SMS, joyful rituals, Certus’ truck cabin, creamy information spread, stripe-corn, and whether or not we live in a simulation....
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Oatly Orwellian Wheels from 2019-09-07T16:31:35
Zak and Certus talk about civic rendezvous, semesterly dark mode, the National Blockchain Association, stretching our spam filters, and why death could be okay. Tracking Methods Tile What3words T...
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Nonsensically Apocalyptic Angels from 2019-08-26T15:54:25
Zak and Certus talk about all the things that we don’t know about school, trying to eat less cheese, side effects, and the true meaning of hell. The Semester Cookbook Numbers Voodoo – Slate Who P...
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Fictitiously Trustworthy Goal from 2019-08-13T03:11:49
Zak and Certus talk about crypto-food, what it even means to have goals… man, tap to trial, and the inevitability that Certus misunderstands the question. Loss – Know Your Meme Walmart Blockchain...
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Popularly Slammed Zine from 2019-07-24T20:43:59
Zak and Certus talk about voting to have a popular vote, slamming zines with the bros, infinite laundry, a bunch of garbage, and what Hell will be like for Richard. National Popular Vote Intersta...
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Oligarchically Boxed Logos from 2019-07-15T18:26:29
Zak and Certus talk about how we trend to go lo, definitely not a review of milk — no way, myspace currency, boring stuff, and a revived book club. LogoLounge 2019 Trend Report Phox Band – Twitte...
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Linguistically Innovative Oil from 2019-06-29T22:13:40
Zak and Certus talk about Zak’s super radical beliefs about gas taxes and time tracking, the 2019th WWDC, Iceland’s inability to let go, and trying to be bored. Gas Tax Oil Crisis – Wikipedia Bas...
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Exactly Charmed Tamagotchi from 2019-06-16T21:25:33
Zak and Certus talk about the longest cold open of all time, more button futures, and about trials, briefly. Coffee Allocation The exact amount of happiness you can derive from coffee The exact a...
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Futuristically Squishy Buttons from 2019-06-01T22:33:30
Zak and Certus talk about a scheduled time for play, Certus’ strong opinions on buttons, how we store memories, another gosh darn PHP warning, and naps. Playdate console Panic Software List of To...
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Imaginably Monopolistic Socials from 2019-05-21T03:11:34
Zak and Certus talk about Certus’ actuary friend, why Zak thinks Google is doomed, what Zak thinks the reasons are for the dooming, someone else who agrees with Zak, and the Summer of Trials. Inc...
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Philosophically Discordant Weather from 2019-05-04T17:22:42
Zak and Certus talk about Hooke’s law of attire, brutalism in the sun, Zak being more flexible, Certus’ stress relief, a follow up on clock watching, and a cursory look at habit forming for Certus....
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Secretly Trying Disks from 2019-04-19T21:11:35
Zak and Certus talk about a keyboard no one can type on, what isn’t wrong with Certus’ arm, the pens that Zak doesn’t have, the semesterly themes that they didn’t stick to, politics that no one car...
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Mysteriously Smart Skis from 2019-04-07T16:12
Zak and Certus talk about Zak’s huge and terrible mistake, Certus’ literal skiing accident, the new Google Skateboard, Zak’s smart mailbox, watering a flower, and the most important meal of the day...
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Dryly Alphabetical Healthcare from 2019-03-24T18:13:21
Zak and Certus talk about toxic Roderickinity, software eating Jarod, how Zak became his own parent, making Certus’ outer inner thoughts a secret, daiRE pride, Solve.WhyDoWe.Care, the chill scale, ...
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Algorithmically Named Sparklines from 2019-03-09T17:18:31
Zak and Certus talk about a box of ice, Zak and the technicolored dream bike, waxing woes, why Lacrosse is so important in today’s economy, being Fed Up, the werewolf hall problem, the most Worryin...
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Automatically Triggered Morality from 2019-02-23T04:59:23
Zak and Certus talk about the one true owner of Zak’s vacuum, following up on Zak’s project-lust, giving insults to artists in the form of money, extortionary milking systems, the prohibition of gi...
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Annually Tactical Owl from 2019-02-08T02:26:12
Zak and Certus talk about our first 20th episode, Zak not putting bacon on his improv, Certus breaking up with his pens, Zak pretending to be left-handed, a small lake of cheese, why you had to del...
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Thematically Independent Web from 2019-01-25T05:52:48
Zak and Certus talk about a group of people that are trying to blog independently together, a certain congressperson who seems to not hold the values of their constituents (with a very special gues...
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Poorly Imitated Podcasts from 2019-01-13T05:51:01
Zak and Certus imitate a very small subsection of the podcasts we listen to. Welcome to Night Vale Do by Friday Roderick On the Line My Brother, My Brother and Me Hello Internet Dear Hank and Joh...
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Really Gushing Servers from 2019-01-13T05:46:58
Zak and Certus talk about this particular section of the year, how death affects podcasting, Facebook being Facebook, brain squeezing, Gromelet Creatative, doing business things, and in what ways w...
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Independently Hitched Donkey from 2018-12-16T05:45:11
Zak and Certus talk about the self-cannibalism of the patriarch, the very nature of the pod, freeloading off of technology, a poem about Buick, and acronyms that shall not be named. Spotify Podca...
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Potentially Doxxed Rewards from 2018-11-30T05:43:08
Zak and Certus talk about the great three-naming of 2018, making the wiggles good with math, searchable jazz cabbage sales – now 50% off, and being cranky about trucks. Earnin App Earnin Ad – iSp...
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Unspeakably Financed Economics from 2018-11-18T05:41:24
Zak and ░▛▞▓▘▀▒ talk about the prefered super-power of the people, changing ░▛▞▓▘▀▒’s name, how we are trying not to use our phones, is Tim Evens in the pocket of big dairy? Find out after the brea...
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Excessively Detailed Explanations from 2018-11-01T05:39:20
Zak and Certus explain interpolation, fashion designers, markswomen, archaeological sites, the 2014 Hobart International, fairness, the Southampton Power Station, pretzels, and film set façades to ...
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Biologically Hacked Vineyards from 2018-10-20T05:37:18
Zak and Certus talk about thick banana water, dishwashing again, Certus’ next step towards being unknown, putting magnets in our bodies, the stairs in the giant snake, and how society is just not r...
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Bear-ly Hacked Playlists from 2018-10-20T05:34:41
The Origin of Elves – YouTube Breaking Bad News Bears – Radiolab Is Santa an Elf? – NPR Semesters Intro to Programming Language Grammar – Wikibooks Standard ML of New Jersey How To Load A Dishwashe...
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Poorly Prepared Peljmeni from 2018-09-29T05:32:39
Zak and Certus cook peljmeni, Zak doesn’t know the recipe, Certus is not in Sweden, and neither know how to cook well. Recipe Ikea Spoon Praline – Wikipedia Russian Cuisine – Wikipedia Contact ...
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Discordantly Combined Calories from 2018-09-14T05:30:08
Zak and Certus talk about camping in Sweden, proteins per second, GPS for time, picture-frame roads, going the extra(?) mile, lactating peas, I Gotta Ceiling by the Black Eyed Keys, trying to focus...
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Potentially Lunar Lumens from 2018-08-31T05:27:15
Zak and Certus talk about perhaps rodents, trimesterly morals, needing a really big sink, LSD for caffeine, namedspaces, portrait mode flags, and not heavy numbers Cud B Weasle Elie Wiesel – Wiki...
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Journalistically Designed Tools from 2018-08-17T05:18:38
Zak and Certus talk about not hating yourself later, context only, semi-legible ivy poster, Zak doing his civic duty, kerning force, leaving the goats alone, better/faster/stronger tools, and quant...
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Numbingly Diagrammed Tales from 2018-08-03T05:16:45
Zak and Certus talk about superheroes with bling, changes to the flowchart, how to follow through, lip drugs, milk having an identity crisis, viscording, playing with our emotions, using chemicals ...
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Innovatively Nerdy Cubes from 2018-07-20T05:14:46
Zak and Certus talk about coffin parties, batman apparel, coffee Jesus, hunting for liquid, politically motivated fishing, milk cubes, radical funding bro, immoral Aristotle, sort of handball, Cert...
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Humorously Chugged Sucrose from 2018-07-04T05:06:33
Zak and Certus talk about memes. More specifically, about Swedish memes, UW Madison memes, and Yoda(?) memes. Meme – Urban Dictionary Bottle Flipping – Wikipedia Zak’s First Meme Semla – Wikipedi...
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Stylishly Transported Silk from 2018-06-20T05:04:47
Zak and Certus talk about hearing patterns, why lawmakers gave themselves food poisoning, discontinuing the iPhone, almonds with hoofs, the line in the silk, Zak refusing to do work, and batman acc...
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Linguistically Debated Waves from 2018-06-06T05:01:52
Zak and Certus talk about dead trees of inquiry, sound catching coffins, desi.ngo, chopping but opposite, updated agreements that you will not read, unpasteurized lawmakers, why it’s unethical to s...
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Creepily Educated Conferences from 2018-05-23T04:58:32
Certus and Zak Talk about viking funerals for sound, creating confetti with knowledge, bad robots, creepy robots, real robots, learning not to bite in high school, Certus’ video-web-log, and overze...
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Misleadingly Warmed Faces from 2018-05-09T04:55:43
Zak and Certus talk about going places with a bunch of other people, why Certus is in a bad mood, heating your house with the one true currency, GoogIe lO, cranial foder, Sweden’s kroning achieveme...
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Cryptographically Distributed Bacterium from 2018-04-25T04:51:33
Zak and Certus talk about snow removal removal, special(?) edition pens, the National Australian Bank, Russia banning morse code, podcast signing, concentrated fecal matter, jackalope improvement, ...
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Mentally Insured Blog from 2018-04-11T04:38:42
Zak and Certus talk about putting cheese on your cheese, lettuce comedy, tools getting worse, at least considering spending $700 on a pen, pretty notebooks, what it’s like to be the best dairy news...
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Humorously Drawn E-Ink from 2018-03-28T04:34:19
Zak and Certus talk about surprise breakfast, museums that are not closed in lots of ways, tests of attention span, hot or not with journals, in Sweden you (don’t) carry bikes, color-blind texting,...
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Promptly Scrawled Economies from 2018-03-14T04:30:35
Zak and Certus talk about secret projects, sports?????, milk economics, what an AI smells like, defiling notebooks by writing, Zak’s sad morning, Certus making excuses for not taking cold showers, ...
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Ergonomically Shared Designs from 2018-02-28T04:20:10
Zak and Certus talk about trying to entertain you for over a year, distracted cooking, helpful spying, having the plague, standing keyboards, half-baked ideas for mushing computers together, not de...
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Publicly Interested Roundabouts from 2018-02-14T03:58:57
Zak and Certus talk about superheroes with bling, changes to the flowchart, how to follow through, lip drugs, milk having an identity crisis, viscording, playing with our emotions, using chemicals ...
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Frustratingly Chained Sleep from 2018-01-31T03:56:16
Zak and Certus talk about places that sell things, Fika, how to router, the people we live with contracts, milk hate, non-automated door warnings, whether we’re taking our year in the right directi...
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Internationally Bored Armor from 2018-01-17T03:55:11
Certus and Zak talk about bike lanes, the merits of having people around, a lack of interest in American news, not the Javascript killer, James Bond as a computer virus, potential aviation issues, ...
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Annually Rewound Billionaires from 2018-01-03T03:54:20
Zak and Certus talk about gasoline and hot dogs, Latin gangs, an algorithmically curated year in review, sailing the ship of tomorrow towards effort and purpose, better Batman 3, and moonrock hange...
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Zenfully Discovered Mathematics from 2017-12-20T03:52:22
Zak and Certus get Zen. The 7 Zen Stories Simple Actions You Can Do In Minutes To Change Your Life – Lifehacker Lion-Eating Tiger in the Stone Den – YouTube Buffalo (x8) – Wikipedia Milo Yiannopoul...
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Universally Donated Pixels from 2017-12-06T03:51:25
Zak and Certus talk about by-the-slice libraries, snatching classes from the jaws of a staggered mad-rush of students, how not to die during finals, Zak’s possibly tiny and inferior phone (you’ll j...
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Notably Technological Resolutions from 2017-11-22T03:48:21
Certus and Zak talk about gravity-defying shuttles, free movies, trees stapled together, the moral of next year, people doing algebra wrong, computers that rest on your face, blockchain(?), re-imag...
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Eternally Crashed Notes from 2017-11-08T03:47:30
Certus and Zak talk about LGBTQ+ friendly TAs, housing for candy fish (except not fish), the horrors of digital notebooks, trying to convince Zak to be rich forever, the first (official) Worrying B...
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Mechanically KRACKed Phones from 2017-10-25T03:43:20
Certus and Zak talk about architecture and food trucks, writing with mechanics, the wrist fruit, totally not thinking about new phones, waves of neutron stars, Adobe laughing face, telephone backgr...
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Digitally Educated Bandits from 2017-10-11T03:42:22
Certus and Zak talk about being pirates for college, ‘a minute area of illumination on a display screen’ phone, reverse problems, naming things that are without, webcomics leading society, basement...
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Bionically Secured Bedposts from 2017-09-27T03:39:33
Paper security flaws, writing tools, macFruitPhone10, coffee that is the correct temperature, smuggling pink almond drink, trundle sleeping, pianos eating people in 1977, and the last Reamde book c...
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Immensely Challenging Liquids from 2017-09-13T03:35:05
Ceruts and Zak talk about the recommended security practices, frat apps, learning coffee, SCUBA dying, Zak harassing the Whole Foods guy, not sleep talking, suede bathtubs, unconfined whales, quick...
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Freshly Stormed Cloud from 2017-08-30T03:34:01
Certus and Zak talk about Zak’s password issues, lava lamp security, CloudFlare killing birds to warn their customers, not so pro tips for college life, the next big dorm fad, some philosophical st...
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Increasingly Dangerous Rants from 2017-08-16T03:32:56
Certus and Zak talk about Starbucks knowing your name and preferences, light switches that suck, bank apps that suck, course schedulers that suck, using pens before being fully awake, needing more ...
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Routinely Secured Bleachers from 2017-08-02T03:31:46
Certus and Zak talk about giant futon bleachers, swirling air pens, weird and complicated Bitcoin, typing in Australian, Sweden leaking, penguins running in windows, Greek “B” iPads, semi-mobile So...
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Neutrally Entangled Net from 2017-07-19T03:30:47
Certus and Zak talk about China teleporting, a lack of news, a not positive or negative net, almond (milk?) lattes, Caffeine IVs, sea monster stories, ice cream productivity, lying to our social me...
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Eerily Fast Successes from 2017-07-05T03:29:23
Certus and Zak talk about exploding phone cases for safety, car crashes for not safety, grilling with thumbs, a solution for digital rights management, not viruses, trying to have money, shaking mi...
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Wonderfully Lost Footage from 2017-06-21T03:28:06
Certus and Zak talk about Apple executives talking, phone protection, storing things on magnetic tapes? weird bird AI’s, failing bubble guns, beautiful soup, and fictional viruses. WWDC Cases Dodoc...
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Shockingly Existant Skyscrapers from 2017-06-07T03:27:39
Certus and Zak talk about little baby AIs, cucumber classes, birds with superpowers, how to fix books, blockchain, drinking more, driving more, exercising their bodies, watching videos on an airpla...
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Frighteningly Productive AI from 2017-05-24T03:25:26
Certus and Zak talk about the finals crunch, closing rituals, computer “uh-oh” protection, small writing sticks, fake party traps, Google maybe ruining the future, better coffee code, AR in drawers...
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Frantically Memorized Scripts from 2017-05-10T03:23:48
Certus and Zak talk about memorizing things, drama clubs, new calendars, old calendars, todo systems, earplugs, what brains look like, biographies, motivational posters, exercising without moving, ...
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Efficiently Crashing Drones from 2017-04-26T03:21:48
Certus and Zak talk about making ink into electrons, not listening to teachers, kind of listening to music, Certus’ podcast addiction, fights between trees and quadcopters, failing at efficiency, a...
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Imperfectly Produced Vibrations from 2017-04-12T03:17:47
Certus and Zak talk about phoney gnomes, the French and German War of 2017, bikes and screws, buying history, illegal robots, The Flash’s hand, doing things later, rap battles, calendars, old dudes...
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Carefully Crafted Buttons from 2017-03-29T03:16:35
Steven and Zak talk about scary mushrooms, languages, chinese computer snakes, toothbrushes, random numbers, teleporting cats, big red buttons, acronyms, internet of things coffee makers, playing m...
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Systematically Uncovered Stories from 2017-03-15T03:15:13
Steven and Zak talk about havoc causing standardized tests, poems, Apple’s Pro line, the lack of products for Surfaces, looking for aliens, million dollar app ideas, the March on Milwaukee, the Dai...
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Unnecessarily Abundant Drives from 2017-03-01T03:13:37
Certus and Zak talk about the UWM Drag Show, parabolic microphones, annotated bibliography services, paper, robots that are plummers, 20 million 4-door filing cabinets, prime number finding, doing ...
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Foolishly Bumpy Guidance from 2017-02-16T03:12:29
Basics of Digital Logic Cursive Logic Workbooks Rumors about Apple’s AR thing TWiT Talking about Apple’s AR thing Zak’s Surface Windows 10 BSOD USB Mini Fridge Using a Speaker as a Microphone ELM P...
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