Podcasts by WTB with Jen Brister, Maureen Younger and Allyson June Smith

E120: Dial It Down from 2023-12-08T06:00:31

This week, Maureen competes in the final of British Comedian of the Year, Allyson takes care of the boomers and a recent rant from Jen comes back with a vengence.

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E119: Fishy Tankini from 2023-12-01T06:00:08

This week, Maureen frees herself in a jacuzzi, Jen manages to control herself and Allyson develops a penchant for poisson. Also, Jen's tour finishes with the ladies in the round.

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E118: Going Green from 2023-11-24T06:00:40

This week, Allyson helps with partners' redundancy, Maureen goes from upside down to inside out and Jen's segment intros go too far.

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E117: Total Wrong Call from 2023-11-17T07:05:28

This week, Jen had a trouser crisis, Allyson finds a driving samaritan and Maureen causes carnage directing people to the wrong theatre. Also, the gang loses it over a very surprising film recom...

E116: Breadth, Width, Girth from 2023-11-10T06:00:18

This week, Jen and Allyson get their sauna on and Maureen is yet again bested by her own fishnets. Also, Severance, Vienna and complete confusion from Bodies.

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E115: Meal Deal Vino from 2023-11-03T06:00:47

This week, Maureen gives her worst gift, Allyson brings a personal problem to the fray and Zen Jen's back questioning whether exhaustion's brought her peace.

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E114: Nice Tats from 2023-10-27T05:00:42

This week, Jen and Maureen meet Gok Wan, Allyson's shielded from bed bugs through her mum's prayer and we ponder one of life's great questions: do I want sex or a bacon sandwich?

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E113: Bad Cuppa from 2023-10-20T05:00:41

How do you tell someone they make a bad cup of tea? What do you do when you find yourself locked in a cafe? How cheap could a ring possibly be? All these questions and MORE will be answered on t...

E112: Foxtrot, Two Step, Cha Cha Cha from 2023-10-13T05:00:49

This week, Maureen misses some key info on Jamie, Allyson joins balloon-huffing rave preppers and a dog eats Jen's beach picnic. Also, we bid a farewell to Michael Gambon and we talk about frien...

E111: Something's Pulsing from 2023-10-06T05:00:06

This week, Jamie's becoming more popular than Maureen, Jen double books her own show and Allyson preps a listener for having a kid. Also, Neighbours, cat trees and everything being too bloody ex...

E110: Stroking Your What? from 2023-09-29T05:48:33

WE'RE BACK! Summer's come and gone and we've made some changes: Maureen's become a mother, Jen's the third child her partner's raising and Allyson's taking Canadian graveyard selfies (to name a ...

E109: 50% Less Cream from 2023-07-28T05:54:23

We're holing up for summer now to give us all a bit of time off, but we'll be back in September with oodles of bollocks! For now, enjoy swimming caps that aren't water resistant, sleeping in a l...

E108: Javier Rey from 2023-07-21T08:52:55

After a brief Wham! interlude, Maureen's back to her Spanish Leading Man obsession. Meanwhile, Allyson and Jen are avoiding poo water, Maureen's not throwing away enough and we face a tricky wed...

E107: Russell Kirk from 2023-07-14T05:00:40

If you thought you've seen Jen angry so far this series, just wait for her reaction to Maureen's half-hour late arrival. Also, gatecrashing a kids' photoshoot, propping up Bezos and Allyson's bo...

E106: Hard Entry from 2023-07-07T05:00:13

This week Maureen trims her bush, Allyson enters a bin feud with an unknown enemy and Jen's got no say on her holidays. Also, floppy discs, OAP care and poor art gallery etiquette.

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E105: Slide Alongs from 2023-06-30T05:00:59

This week, Jen's back from Glastonbury and is FEELING IT, Maureen's got bug problems and Allyson's helping us with the long school holiday. Also, Elton John, Rosetti paintings and a failed dress...

E104: Salty Steves from 2023-06-23T15:26:31

Starting with not a bang, but a crack, Jen's trapped a nerve. Meanwhile, Maureen reflects on a case of Envelope Elbow, Allyson introduces her Mega Cup and we see a truly unique perspective on th...

E103: Pomeranian Training from 2023-06-16T05:53:17

This week on the podcast, Maureen struggles to count where one Be More Maureen moment ends and the next one begins. Also, Allyson begins dog training, Jen can't understand builders and Maureen's...

Episode 102: Pondering from 2023-06-09T05:15:33

This week on WTB: Allyson MC's a wedding, Maureen can't find a changing room (and won't bother looking) and Jen brings us to a triple dose of horror recs. Also, a lovely chat about the late Tina...

Episode 101: Joan's Chuff from 2023-06-02T07:07:07

This week, Maureen hulks out - tearing a door off it's hinges, Jen gets scammed and Allyson reopens an old 4 cheese pizza-shaped wound between Maureen and Jen. I can only apologise for the chewi...

Episode One Hundred: Medically Advised Milkboarding (with Jessica Fostekew) from 2023-05-26T06:19:28

Jessica Fostekew joins us for this very special milestone episode, with glorious food talk, eating rituals, WhatsApp-Mum feuds, e-scooter hatred and much more! Also, Allyson makes floured door s...

Episode Ninety Nine: Maureen Drives a Boat from 2023-05-19T05:00:20

... I didn't say she drives it WELL! This week, Maureen spurs on Jen's goat, Allyson wants her complimentary muffins and Jen is beaten by a hoover.

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Episode Ninety Eight: Where's the Wick? from 2023-05-12T07:20:53

WARNING - there's a lot of coronation talk in this episode, and we're not that big on it. This week, Jen causes a power imbalance crowning her own kids, Maureen struggles to distinguish a plant ...

Episode Ninety Seven: Topless Jigsawing from 2023-05-05T05:00:37

Look, there's meant to be a heatwave at the weekend - you've gotta do what you gotta do. Speaking of which - this week Jen realises she's got to get better hotels. Also, Maureen walks in on Jen ...

Episode Ninety Six: LA Jen from 2023-04-28T06:03:11

The old Jen is gone, briefly, and she (sort-of) sustains a calm and relaxed vibe from the City of Angels. Maureen meets the heights of Hollywood with a trip to Dorset, and schools us on shelving...

Episode Ninety Five: Unsuccessful Wrist Action from 2023-04-21T05:09:41

This week on the pod - two advice sections, two goats and one insane Be More Maureen moment. Also, Maureen's a furry, Jen's prepping to go to LA but really keeping it to herself and Allyson real...

Episode Ninety Four: Tedious Bits from 2023-04-14T05:00:40

This week, Maureen treats you to not one but TWO Be More Maureen's before the episode even really starts. Also Jen discovers Maureen's licking action, Allyson gets Jen singing to her keys and Ma...

Episode Ninety Three: Swerving Weddings from 2023-04-07T05:07:26

This week, Maureen takes an impressively awful nautical exploration, Jen goes to two concerts and goats herself and Allyson gigs where the drugs are. Also, you will not believe how much you're e...

Episode Ninety Two: A Measuring Jug of P!ss from 2023-03-31T06:50:12

Here we are again. Jen's serenading Maureen out of her house, Allyson's in Canada drinking dubious liquids and Maureen successfully didn't drink oil. Also, accupuncture, travel tips and more acc...

Episode Ninety One: Through the Flaps from 2023-03-24T06:00:47

We're always learning new skills at WTB, this week Allyson manages to become invisible TWICE! Also, Maureen gets thrown out of a nudist pool, Jen starts a war with a waiter and advice on tacklin...

Episode Ninety: A Good Leeching from 2023-03-17T07:09:38

Is it true? Are we back? YOU BET WE ARE! Back with a bang, Maureen spent 5 nights at Jen's, Allyson is bemused by porridge baths and Jen starts a skin disease gang. Also, windowless hotel rooms,...

Episode Eighty Nine: Christmas Special! from 2022-12-17T07:17:14

We did it! Another year of bollocks. This week's Christmas special (and final episode of the year) is jam packed with bells, bells, bells. When I close my podcast apps I still hear the bells a-r...

Episode Eighty Eight: Harmonica Assembly from 2022-12-09T06:57:57

This week, airfryer-buying Maureen can't be trusted with hardware, Jen's high point was an MOT and Allyson rings in the Christmas season. Look out next week for our Christmas special!

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Episode Eighty Seven: Barnacle Penis from 2022-12-02T06:00:42

This week, Allyson's sick as a dog, battling the flu in the trenches, Jen gets caught with her head between Maureen's thighs and Maureen shamelessly removes her tights at the back of a gig.

Episode Eighty Six: Cream On The Sheets from 2022-11-25T06:00:17

This week, Jen gigs for a Royal, Allyson tackles sexism in the workplace and Maureen learns that not anything can be a towel. Also, a pizza atrocity.

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Episode Eighty Five: Exhaustipated from 2022-11-18T07:10:18

This week, Jen and Maureen end the first leg of the tour on a very tired note, Allyson burns herself on an airfryer TWICE and we learn Maureen doesn't buy bin bags. Also, a gold star if you gues...

Episode Eighty Four: Train Trauma A Go-Go from 2022-11-11T08:20:58

A real topsy turvy week this one - we learn that the #BeMoreMaureen Moment is not just for Maureen and Jen isn't the only one that can have a good rant. Also, Allyson lodges at Jen's in her tour...

Episode Eighty Three: Mash and Baileys from 2022-11-04T06:14:53

This week, Jen and Maureen boldly coerce someone from their allocated seating, Allyson sorts compulsive exercise and Jen is trapped in a hotel of cyclical alarm torture. Still can't say I unders...

Episode Eighty Two: Zen Jen from 2022-10-28T05:49:59

Jen's gone mindful, you'll have to listen to believe it. Also, Maureen can't handle Jen's level of fame, Allyson takes on creepy coworkers and there's no need for us to talk about our caverns. Listen

Episode Eighty One: Tits Under The Armpits from 2022-10-21T05:00:49

On the road agaiinnn! This week, Jen double-doses on ranting, Maureen oils up for another highly implausible, how-did-that-happen #BeMoreMaureen moment and Allyson brings breathing exer...

Episode Eighty: Snuck In Through The Flaps from 2022-10-14T05:00:40

This week, be prepared as we encounter a #BeMoreMaureen Moment that will make you forever turn down a boiled sweet, Allyson's body impressively rejects a walk and Jen has to combat front-row-sno...

Episode Seventy Nine: Sprayed With Mayo from 2022-10-07T05:00:24

WE ARE BACK. Back for good(?). On this week's grand return, Allyson dials in from Canada, Maureen sleeps on Book Club and Jen gets a faceful of Maureen's salad.

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Episode Seventy Eight: Markus Birdman Talks Bollocks from 2022-07-29T05:00

Yeah, you read that right. A MAN? On WOMEN Talking Bollocks? Wow, it’s almost like it’s a series finale. Don’t miss out on truck nuts, sitting on the blind and killing ‘you look well’.

Episode Seventy Seven: Tapping Out from 2022-07-22T05:00:32

Who ever said podcasting was easy? In a week of sweating and sweltering, we come back with a piping hot dose of bollocks - Jen is swam over and hits the deck, Maureen burns are upstaged and Ally...

Episode Seventy Six: Turn Your Video On, Wombat! from 2022-07-15T06:02:36

This week, we're horrified and we're heated, one of which is by choice. Allyson faces the tropics, Jen buys a slavic pint and mortgages her house and Maureen trying to close her email results in...

Episode Seventy Five: Show Me Your Plughole from 2022-07-08T05:00:17

On this episode, Jen gets electrocuted, Allyson has a puppy poo problem and Maureen has a worryingly hairy plughole (not a euphemism) and that’s just the intro! Also, technophobes, bellends and ...

Episode Seventy Four: Read the Room, Paul! from 2022-07-01T05:00:35

This week, Jen goes to Glastonbury, returning with scurvy and a lot of problems with a certain Beatles member. Maureen, a professional comedian, forgets the purpose of a microphone. Allyson, adv...

Episode Seventy Three: Dodging Jetskis from 2022-06-24T05:25:36

*SNIFF* Ooh, you feel that? It's hayfever season. Well here at WTB we've had ENOUGH! This week Allyson gives us all the remedies, Jen gets into a medical flap and Maureen teaches us the German w...

Episode Seventy Two: Crusty Conspiracies from 2022-06-17T05:00:26

Back into the regular swing of things, this week Allyson pumps up the empathy, Jen finds herself beseiged by lattes and Maureen rejects the English language. Also ears: crusty, sweaty or dead? Listen

Episode Seventy One: Struggling To Cry Is Like A Tricky Poo from 2022-06-10T11:17:06

Content Warning - We return after a rather unexpected absence and talk a lot about grief. Trust me, you will laugh - this week’s double Be More Maureen is GOLD. But you may also cry. Regardless,...

Episode Seventy: Maureen's Disembodied Head from 2022-04-08T05:00:56

This week, we're slipping in Sainsburys and dropping f-bombs to children. Also, Allyson gets COVID, Maureen pre-crashes a party and Jen’s had enough of sticky mouth.

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Episode Sixty Nine: A Sandy Chooch from 2022-04-01T05:00:59

It's the fateful, funny number episode, and this week Maureen turns everything on it's head. Jen warns Allyson against letting Maureen near her house, Allyson tries to calm us all down, to which...

Episode Sixty Eight: Get Your Own Chips from 2022-03-25T06:00:31

Bollocks, glorious bollocks! This week, we break into new ground, we're talking nosh! Also, Allyson goes rogue, Maureen wiggles into a glimpse of logic and Jen has had it with trains.

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Episode Sixty Seven: You Snooze, You Lose, Kids from 2022-03-18T06:30

A true example of the dichotomy of the podcast - while Allyson is doing 5 gigs a night and helping fix driving test fear, Jen and Maureen are terrorising children through laser tag and theme par...

Episode Sixty Six: Unstirred Frappacrappachinos from 2022-03-11T07:47:42

This week, Allyson commits a cardinal sin. Also, Maureen impresses an ex with brown stories, Allyson takes on fears and phobias and Jen's internet drops out on her for the last time.

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Episode Sixty Five: A Tickle on the Goat from 2022-03-04T01:18:53

This week - a masterful array of bollocks. Maureen lowballs the dole, Jen requires a content warning and Allyson navigates a listener's queer-lization. Also: hitmen, cannibals and good-old gift-...

Episode Sixty Four: Turbulent Flatulence from 2022-02-25T06:00:04

You could smell this episode coming a mile away! Allyson takes a pongy plane ride, Jen pre-plans a sombre child's birthday and Maureen prefers talking to a frozen Jen. Also, the ladies share tip...

Episode Sixty Three: Stainage Front and Back from 2022-02-18T06:00:56

Two birthdays and no celebrating! Jen finds romance in a hidden heater, Allyson ponders a dilemma over a birthday pasty and Maureen’s fool-proof mess avoidance method comes CRUMBling down. ...

Episode Sixty Two: Sausage Rolls Over Salad from 2022-02-11T06:00:27

In this week's logic-breaking, bollock-ridden pre-weekend audio extravaganza: Maureen turns her garden into an obstacle course, Allyson sings for the French and Jen discovers the wonders of Coup...

Episode Sixty One: My Neighbour's Cocks are Too Loud from 2022-02-04T06:00:36

After 8 weeks of built up bollocks, our wonderful trio are back. This week, Jen denounces January, Maureen keeps sausage rolls in her bra and Allyson deals with a peculiar poultry problem. Fowl ...

Episode Sixty: Trying To Create Christmas Cheer from 2021-12-10T06:45:06

Ding dong merrily on iTunes (or wherever you get your podcasts) - it's the season finale and holiday special. In our audio stocking this week are THREE Be More Maureen moments, Allyson's advice ...

Episode Fifty Nine: Breathe It Out, Brister from 2021-12-03T06:00:31

It's beginning to look a lot like... Friday! Which means a new check-in with our favourite gals. Maureen's rule of four skirts with danger, Allyson copes with seasonal affective disorder, and Je...

Episode Fifty Eight: Borderline Sex Dream About Larry David from 2021-11-26T06:00:15

Curb your loins - this one got weird quickly. Maureen's trip to the cinema gets unexpectedly blue, Allyson is here to cure relationship inadequacy, and Jen tells the anti-woke brigade to wake th...

Episode Fifty Seven: We Need Some Ying from 2021-11-19T10:02:33

Fire up the Mystery Machine - we're off with the gang to get some answers! Will Maureen find the owner of the mystery bag? How can Allyson link getting healthy and watching horror flicks? Where ...

Episode Fifty Six: What's Your Ear Situation? from 2021-11-12T06:00:56

Clear out your ears - the WTB gang are back for another week. Maureen gets dispatched to a faux pas de cinema, Allyson sets sail on new friendships, and Jen sticks it to the mess in her car. Plu...

Episode Fifty Five: I Would've Sucked On That Bone from 2021-11-05T06:00:21

Technical jiggery-pokery will not stand in the way of your weekly dose of Friday fun content. Maureen has a meaty surprise, Allyson tells us about what's worth changing and what definitely isn'...

Episode Fifty Four: Lock The Cat Out from 2021-10-29T05:01:27

We're starting the weekend as we mean to go on - by talking utter bollocks. Maureen finds new ways to mess up a list, Jen goes doolally for doodoo, and Allyson leaves us feline better.

Episode Fifty Three: Team No Knickers from 2021-10-22T05:00:07

It's Friday and that can only mean three things: Maureen completing the How Not to Watch a Play trilogy, Allyson dealing out truths about the fakers, and Jen gets us up in arms to save our NHS. ...

Episode Fifty Two: You Got A Sourdough Bottom from 2021-10-15T05:00:13

Jen, Maureen, and Allyson think you have such good taste and want to thank you for being so supportive and listening to this week's antics of sleeping through plays, battling rubbish immune syst...

Episode Fifty One: Don't Overcook Your Eggs from 2021-10-08T05:00:14

It's all accidentally about doppelgängers this week: Maureen confuses her vertical self with her horizontal self, Allyson teaches us how to untether from imposter syndrome, and Jen's goat is got...

Episode Fifty: Happy Half Century! from 2021-10-01T05:00:45

It's Episode Fifty! Woweeee. What better way to celebrate than 50s films with Maureen, avoiding awkward encounters thanks to Allyson, and lighting the fires of Jen's rage without any petrol.&nbs...

Episode Forty Nine: It's Under The Sofa from 2021-09-24T05:00:51

Come with us on a journey beneath Maureen's sofa. We'll find unsavoury yoghurts, pushy landlords, Allyson's horror, the Bronte sisters and absolutely no Alice bands whatsoever if Jen has her way...

Episode Forty Eight: Fluffs, Ruffs and Buffs from 2021-09-17T05:00

The women turn your bad day around with Allyson's advice, Jen causes a racket amongst the clothes racks and Maureen's sleeping plans get deflated.

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Episode Forty Seven: Cover Your Nipples, Cover Your Bottoms from 2021-09-10T05:00:41

In this week's episode, Jen loses her rag when tourists lose their tops, Allyson gives us parenting advice, and Maureen's film programming has unexpected consequences.

Plus come see th...

Episode Forty Six: There Are No Menopausal Werewolves from 2021-09-03T05:00:06

The mooncup is full but there's nothing to fear in this week's episode. The women start a new feature, Bra Talk, Jen's goat is got by the audience (not you - you're nice!), Allyson helps us come...

Episode Forty Five: Begone! from 2021-08-27T05:00:59

Jen gets no mad for Nomadland and some mad for mid-Atlantic accents, Allyson resolves a clash of the weddings, and Maureen has absolutely no idea how suncream works.

Plus come see the ...

Episode Forty Four: Series 3 from 2021-08-20T05:00:29

We're back, again! It series 3 and we are forty four episodes in. Jen is as furious as ever and camping gets a real double stripping down, Allyson shares her best scary clown and gives great adv...

End Of Series 2: Best Bits from 2021-07-02T09:15:05

We're taking a break in our queen size bed for three whilst we work on Series 3, so here's a selection box of the best moments from Jen Brister, Maureen Younger, Allyson June Smith, some of our ...

Episode Forty Two: I Can Only Deliver Surprise from 2021-06-25T04:00

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty, you're listening to DJ Maureen back in London city. Jen's goat takes on a neglectful GP and Allyson advises on the big bad 'D'. This is jam hot.

Re...

Episode Forty One: A Standardised Okay Time from 2021-06-18T04:00

Maureen is at the Brister household and accidentally goes on a blind date. Jen needs a cure for anti-vaxxers. Allyson brings us motivation with some help from the best Dad ever. It's all going o...

Episode Forty: The Yips from 2021-06-11T04:00

Jen, Allyson& Maureen are back with another great episode - just don't mention the yips. Plus Jen's beach gets invaded by lascivious lads, Allyson needs some advice, and Maureen defends her ...

Episode Thirty Nine: The Sound of Silence from 2021-06-04T04:00

Treat yourself to a staycation this week with your three favourite friends (as long as you're actually at home). Allyson gets grown-up about adultery, Maureen gets involved in a (sort of) police...

Episode Thirty Eight: P.W.H.P.W.H.D.R.W.W from 2021-05-28T04:00

You are cordially invited to join the secret society of People Who Hate People Who Hate Dry Robes Wankers Wankers. At today's meeting, Maureen blocks herself from herself, Allyson teaches self-r...

Episode Thirty Seven: Split-Ending Her Tits Off from 2021-05-21T04:00

Jen, Maureen, and Allyson start to re-emerge into the real life world of human people with gigs, guilt and bad birthday presents.

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Episode Thirty Six: From Thyme to Thyme from 2021-05-14T04:00

There are outcomes to every decision. At one time, you listen to the new episode of WTB with Maureen's scatterbrained suppers, Allyson's curtailing of competitiveness, and Jen's bladder blunders...

Episode Thirty Five: Honorary Lesbians from 2021-05-07T04:00

On this week's episode, our panel of experts discuss the labours of the artist and whether capitalism is the fundamental flaw of our society...but then they get back to the bollocks. Allyson adv...

Episode Thirty Four: Thighs of Steel, Glutes of Gold from 2021-04-30T04:00

In a true crime special edition (not really!), Maureen solves the mystery of the dead frog, Allyson is done playing the victim and Jen can't say no to the Nokia.

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Episode Thirty Three: Absolutely Vag-Faced from 2021-04-23T04:00

If you're looking for unusual pre-drink techniques, the ladies have you covered. Plus Maureen goes off the rails, Jen has the super league of all goats, and we put our faith in Allyson's advice ...

Episode Thirty Two: Barbara Nice from 2021-04-16T04:00

This week we're joined by the piggin' fantastic Barbara Nice to chat yum-yums, spirit mediums, and Mary Berry's houseplants. Plus Jen has rubbish recycling, Maureen crosses the streams, and Ally...

Episode Thirty One: Check Out My Firepit from 2021-04-09T04:00

Jen's in a spin, Allyson's done outdoor socialising, Maureen's eating for four, and everyone's hankering for a fire pit.

Recorded and edited by Impatient Productions. Artwork by Haimin...

Episode Thirty: Come Grill Or Fry Water from 2021-04-02T04:00

How do you eat yours? The stand-off of the century erupts over fish fingers. Allyson offers advice about getting on with a partner's family, Jen tries to relax with some heavy television after h...

Episode Twenty Nine: What's Got Jen's Lamb? from 2021-03-26T05:00

Things get a bit hairy this week in more ways than one. Maureen takes a stand in the supermarket, Allyson gives advice about asking for advice, and Jen kicks off the new series of Line of Duty a...

Episode Twenty Eight: Zoe Lyons from 2021-03-19T05:00

Fresh from an unusually attired sea swim, the hilarious Zoe Lyons joins the women. Allyson fights vampires of all kinds, Jen's orthopaedics are ageing her by the minute, and for once it's not Ma...

Episode Twenty Seven: This One Tastes Less Like Feet from 2021-03-12T05:00

It's back to school! So how come Jen's goat is still got? Allyson lays down the law on nightmare neighbours, and Maureen manages to offend the whole of Ireland in one night...in German!

Episode Twenty Six: I Don't Want To See Michael Douglas's Bottom from 2021-03-05T05:00

Jen goes to war with a blue Ford Focus, Allyson heads up to bat for Basic Instinct, and Maureen almost locks horns with her bank over a suspicious purchase. Also broccoli facts. We do spoil you....

Episode Twenty Five: Heavy Duty Schadenfreude from 2021-02-26T05:00

Maureen is full of positivity this week, which puts Jen and Allyson in a spin. Allyson advises us on how we can approach the path back to 'normality' and Jen's goat is got by her family's mess. ...

Episode Twenty Four: Live at Leicester Comedy Festival! from 2021-02-19T05:00

Women Talking Bollocks live from Leicester Comedy Festival! Jen is sick of parenting advice, Allyson teaches us all how to say no and Maureen attaches herself to a blender. With some of you love...

Episode Twenty Three: We're Back To Lighten The Load from 2021-02-12T05:00

We're back! It series 2, we are still in lockdown, and the women are back to "lighten your load". Jen is still wanging on about sea swimming, Allyson is still in love with her puppy and Maureen ...

Series 2 Trailer from 2021-02-05T05:00

Women Talking Bollocks is back bebe! Series two trailer, full episode launch from 12th February.

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Episode Twenty Two: Hannah Gadsby from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The women talk bollocks with very special guest, Hannah Gadsby. It's Christmaaaas! And our final episode of the season. Jingle bells, dogs vs kids, discovering Friends in lockdown and Hannah and Je...

Episode Fourteen: Who We've Been Doing from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week Maureen wants to know who everyone's been doing, Allyson anoraks her pooch and arms us against workplace bullies, and Jen's hangover is so bad her eyebrows are too heavy and she can't rem...

Episode Twenty One: My Corner Has Been So Cultured from 2020-12-11T05:00

Allyson lights us all up and brings the Christmas cheer, Maureen goes in search of gifts and forgets the essential shopping element and Jen's goat is got by Santa Claus and her desperate need fo...

Episode Twenty: Merry Christmas And A Happy Ney Year from 2020-12-04T05:00

The women get in the Christmas groove. The great fake-versus-real tree debate, drunk fairies, naff cards and Christmas horror films. Allyson has advice for a solo Christmas. Jen tops the Yuletid...

Episode Nineteen: I Want To Look Like A Shaved Drowned Cat from 2020-11-27T05:00

Maureen learns to cook and forgets a boyfriend's name, Allyson plays dentist with her pup and solves some lockdown problems, and Jen's goat is got by the correct Lego plural, marmite-pyjama-stea...

Episode Eighteen: Welcome To The Pleasure Dome from 2020-11-20T05:00

This week the women talk about names for bits and bobs, Allyson's pleasure dome and conspiracy theories, Maureen's knitting disasters, and Jen has to take on full time parenting duties and is st...

Episode Seventeen: I've Had A Spaff Free Week from 2020-11-13T05:00

This week's pertinent question: is it spunk or spaff, and is it sparkly? Maureen gets locked IN her house, Allyson is keen to get her Christmas on, and Jen's goat is got with another supermarket...

Episode Sixteen: Come On, Fart With Me from 2020-11-06T05:00

This week Jen is under the weather and over Zoom, Allyson's given herself the chop and shares a classic British horror, Maureen's knitted herself a top and is watching racy films, and there is q...

Episode Fifteen: I Think Your Puppy's Seen My Tits from 2020-10-30T05:00

This week, Allyson's puppy is licky but prudish and judgemental, Jen's proud of her age but it's got her goat the she has to be, Maureen hits peak singledom and there's a fair bit of talk about ...

Episode Thirteen: It Is What It Is from 2020-10-16T04:00

This week Allyson plays Zip Zap Zop and talks Fatal Attraction, Maureen scolds the plumber and doesn't notice Jen's cat has died, Jen creates her Bristermandments and polishes her Doctors b...

Episode Twelve: Hokey Cokey Pig In A Pokey from 2020-10-09T04:00:10

Is it Hokey Cokey or Hokey Pokey or Hokey Cokey Pokey or who cares? This week the women get stepping with loose elastic, discuss cloudy gussets, tricky mums and german films (no links), and humb...

Episode Eleven: Vagina Teeth from 2020-10-02T04:00

This week Jen sets a step challenge and takes offence at chewing gum; Allyson lets her Pomeranian loose in Moss Side and frightens everyone with the concept of Vagina Teeth; Maureen flashes her ...

Episode Ten: Brenda from 2020-09-25T04:00

This week the women get hot under the collar and sweaty on top of the knees (just Jen?), Grindr and equivalent dating apps cause a bit of confusion for Maureen and reveal some surprises for all ...

Episode Nine: Are You Feeling Sturdy? from 2020-09-18T04:00

Jen and Maureen have spent 3 days in a bubble together. Jen's feeling sturdy but skeptical about the make-up counter, Maureen's gone SKI-whiff and imagined Sam Mendes, Allyson deals with hot mes...

Episode Eight: Never Gonna Give You Up from 2020-09-11T04:00

Jen sets her Curtis Stigers test, Maureen fawns over Rick Astley and Allyson gets chills over Bram Stoker's Dracula...WTB are taking a trip into the early 90's. Also, Maureen's vindicated about ...

Episode Seven: Cat Seduction from 2020-09-04T09:30

Jen out-Maureen's Maureen with her stories of a computer and a portaloo failure, Maureen gets her head stuck in a book and shares her French fancies, and Allyson recommends more horror and bring...

Episode Six: Fusilli's The New Warhol from 2020-08-28T04:00

Allyson's in lust with vampires and has some advice for our libidos, Maureen's set against Fusilli and takes Jen on another Warhol/Warhall trip, and Jen showcases her range of accents, gets gidd...

Episode Five: There's A Lot Of Velvet In The World from 2020-08-21T04:00

Allyson's got it in for velvet but has a lot of love for Keanu Reeves, Maureen messes up with emojis but encourages us to be artistically playful, and Jen sneaks in another sea swimming mention ...

Episode Four: Bras Off from 2020-08-14T04:00

Jen is a questionable domestic goddess but is militant about litter, Allyson gives advice on getting your dream job but also recommends a horror film about a workplace nightmare, and Maureen tak...

Episode Three: Almost Hamilton from 2020-08-07T01:00

Jenalmostsees Hamilton and is fed up with her lack of privacy, Allyson gets ghost spooked but realistic on being friends with an ex, and Maureen forgets when she's actually recording bu...

Episode Two: Buttermilkgate from 2020-07-31T08:00

Maureen's getting up to more mischief with "Buttermilkgate", Allyson gives advice on horror and how to ditch a friend, and Jen raves about TV and sea swimming. Plus we find out what everyone's s...

Episode One: Behind The Bins from 2020-07-24T07:00

The first episode of Women Talking Bollocks with Jen Brister, Maureen Younger and Allyson June Smith. What's Maureen doing behind the bins? What's on Allyson's horror film countdown and why does...

Women Talking Bollocks - Trailer from 2020-07-13T17:30:25

Women Talking Bollocks trailer. Launching 24th July.