Podcasts by WTF Did I Get Locked Up For

Agent Penis / Tres Chichis from 2019-09-24T09:00

As always, thanks for listening to our podcast! We appreciate everything you guys do for us. Today we're talking about Special Agent Penis from the CIA, and a three-breasted internet celebrity w...

Teenage Mutant Ninja... Turtles? from 2019-09-17T12:15:15

Thanks a bunch for listening to our Podcast! Unfortunately, we ran into some unforeseen time constraints today so we'll only be covering a single incident. It's a pretty good one, though. We hav...

Mayonnaise Mayhem / Robbery Researcher from 2019-09-10T09:00

We hate mayonnaise. We hate it even more now that it's apparently infectious. The other half of the episode is going to take a quick look at a man who Googled, "How easy is it to rob a convenience ...

The Drunken Wooer / Bathroom Blowout from 2019-09-04T06:06:34

Hey everyone, and thanks again for checking out our podcast! Today we're checking out an incident involving a drunken man in England who was fined for pretending to be a ghost in a cemetery. The...

HIV Injector / Orgy Of The Elders from 2019-08-28T12:13:20

Welcome to another episode of WTF Did I Get Locked Up For! Today, Kyle and Zach are going to talk about some very curious incidents, one in which involves some promiscuous activity in a public p...

Waffle House Fanatic / Fecal Felon from 2019-08-20T09:00

If you need your Waffle House, you NEED your Waffle House. You'll do insane things to get it. We aren't going to recommend some of those things, but we're for sure gonna talk about them! Please ...

Target Bomber / Robbery Call-In from 2019-08-13T15:39:42

Welcome back to WTF Did I Get Locked Up For! Today we're gonna talk about some chap who thought he could profit off of Target's stock by bombing multiple store locations... that is not good. At ...

My Axe / Batman To The Rescue from 2019-08-06T11:40:29

Welcome back, everyone! Today we're gonna talk for a minute about the song "My Axe" by Insane Clown Posse. Turns out there's plenty of insane clowns around town. Then we'll discuss a man who was tr...

Hootin' 911 / Dark Web Dealer from 2019-07-30T09:00

Hi everyone! In this episode we're going to talk about a man who wanted to get to Hooters so bad, he made a call to 911. I don't think it works that way, bud. The second case we cover involves a...

Turtle Trafficker / Dance Moves on Fire from 2019-07-23T11:11:02

This man got nabbed for illegally trafficking a couple thousand turtles. No big deal. And do you remember having dance moves so hot they caused a house fire? That's not really what happened, but st...

Biscuit Battery / Moped Pursuit from 2019-07-16T11:34:11

Assault with a deadly biscuit. You heard it here, folks. Not to mention the guy who fled from the police in a moped with various illegal items and a kitten! Articles: https://www.foxnews.com/food-...

Alfredo Seduction / Mattress Paddler from 2019-07-09T10:41:22

The best way to be a pedophile and do pedophile stuff? Chicken alfredo. The best way to illegally cross a boarder? Air mattress!

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Tasty Doorbell / Cucumber Robbery from 2019-07-02T09:00

The first half of the episode is going to discuss a man who was caught on camera licking a doorbell... for hours straight. What's the deal with that? Next up, we'll talk about some angr...

Halle Berry Heist / Drunk Spaghetti Shovelin' from 2019-06-25T09:00

In this episode we're going to discuss how a man elaborately tried to steal Halle Berry's house... sort of. And then we talk about a drunken man who was arrested outside of an Olive Gar...

Bumper Munchin' / A Father's Robbery from 2019-06-18T10:56:07

Booty... some people eat it, and some people don't. Some people also go to jail for publicly displaying the fact that they do munch the bumper. Another man staged a home invasion so he could take a...

Tossin' Gators / Kill 'em With Kindness from 2019-06-04T10:05:21

Thanks for giving us a listen! For the first half of our episode, we're introducing our first guest to our show. Ben is a life long friend and graphic designer. Here we talk about some weirdo wh...

When Vodou Kills from 2019-05-28T09:00

Welcome ladies and gentlemen! Today our story is going to be revolving around... a cross dressing vodou priest? Yeah, we're not exactly sure either. 

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Gimme Them Nugs from 2019-05-27T15:00:11

Welcome back to another episode, everyone! We've talked a lot about food on this show for some reason. On a side note, have you noticed that there's some weird space between the actual chicken a...

Work Rushin' from 2019-05-27T13:27:45

Hope you're not running late to work this morning! If so, we would strongly advise against starting a large pursuit and almost running over some cops. Not a good look, man.

Please remembe...

Weiner Robbery from 2019-05-27T13:27:32

A man went to rob a weiner store. While he did manage to make off with some cash, he unfortunately left his weiner. Definitely check this one out!

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Watering the Wedding's Trees from 2019-05-27T13:26:26

Welcome back to WTF Did I Get Locked Up For? Imagine you have sex with the cute photographer at your friend's wedding while she's been poppin' Xannies and tipping back shots. She then urinates o...

An Eclipse Worth Watching from 2019-05-27T13:26:09

The eclipse is an extraordinary sight, and is a marvel of human inspiration and awe from the ancient times. If you haven't seen it, check the calendar and give it a watch. Just not when the poli...

What's For Traffic from 2019-05-26T02:05:19

Welcome back to another episode! Have you guys seen the eclipse? It's a beauty full of awe, wonder, and human inspiration that dates back to ancient days. However, for this guy, it landed him in...

Did I Tell You I'm A Vegan? from 2019-05-26T02:01:17

In this episode we talk about a vegan who "intentionally" ran her car into a truck because it's full of chicken. Just your average vegan... Well, not really. There's more to this story!

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Dayton Dildo Man from 2019-05-26T02:01:04

Welcome to our first episode! Do you throw dildos? Do you get dildos thrown at you? No? Well, neither do we. Here we talk about our first insane incident, local and close to home. 

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Will You Get Locked Up? from 2019-05-26T02:00:50

Welcome to our podcast WTF Did I Get Locked Up For! This will be your first step into the cold, rigid, and insane waters of stupid criminality. We aren't your average true crime podcast. We're h...