Podcasts by You Had Me at Bigfoot
Join Olympic non-competitors Tom and Jerry as they discuss the strangest conspiracies and paranormal subjects with extreme sarcasm, sexually offensive comedy, public figure cyberbullying and an overall ignorance of YouTube's terms of service.
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You Had Me at Django 3: Django Off the Chain from 2022-10-10T02:04:58
On this episode, newly black Umbrella scientist who somehow facilitates the release of a deadly virus (we still don't know how, though), Tom, and his twin daughter of color, Jerry, establish an ...
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You Had Me at Bigfoot with Jack Osbourne Now Streaming Only on Discovery+ from 2022-10-10T01:40:31
On this episode, champion activist of the #FreeJakeTimbers movement, Tom, and lead creep-catcher on the newest predator confrontation YouTube channel #YHMAGWTTCOFOC (in the Commonwealth), Jerry,...
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You Had Me at Jar Jar Binks From the Prequel Trilogy (was he a sith lord?!?) from 2022-10-09T02:30:43
On this episode, murderer who never made it to the cover of a Wheaties box, Tom, and the first person to send a digital drawing of Garfield's penis over the internet, Jerry, are put on the panel...
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You Had Me at Orangutan Talk Show from 2022-10-09T01:52:58
On this episode, national park pop-up tent abortion doctor, Tom, and iPhone-retrieving lesbian cop, Jerry, once again hit 700 subs only to drop back down to the high 600s after a joke about what...
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You Had Me at Missed Opportunities and Second Chances from 2022-10-09T01:46:24
On this episode, pog-playing angry girlfriend, mad_hatter182, and stinky rape bus-survivor, ballz_to_the_wall69, create the least watched predator catching channel by using only the worst and mo...
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You Had Me at Smart TVs & Huntington's Disease from 2022-06-09T23:18:46
On this episode, two-tour in Iraq veteran assistant manager of Dunkin Donuts, Tom, and Lageanx0👍🏽 Build-A-Bear Workshop animal stuffer, Jerry, put on a show at the Canadian border before a sle...
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You Had Me at Racism in a Galaxy Far, Far Away from 2022-06-09T22:33:18
On this episode, wig-wearing slow cop who was only days from retiring, Tom, and the first player to ever score 10 points, 10 assists and 10 rebounds in a single game of wheelchair basketball (th...
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You Had Me at Fighting God (the Dave Outlandish way) from 2022-05-26T23:07:34
On this episode, hundredaire philanthropist, Tom, and micro-yacht owner, Jerry, are joined by the only man who remembers both of the theme songs for Full House and Family Matters, Dave Outlandis...
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You Had Me at Hazmat Zoom Realty from 2022-05-06T00:29:04
On this episode, psycho female blowin' up the phone line, Tom, and sexy, sexy pretty little thing, Jerry, bring their grandfathers back to life in order to explain birthing persons only to get t...
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You Had Me at Sex Money Murder Gang from 2022-04-29T22:29:04
On this episode, upper middle class in the Midwest but below the poverty line anywhere else, Tom Hoffman, and the scrotum skin graft plastic surgeon to the stars, Jerry Leibermann, hop onto the ...
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You Can't Say That on Bigfoot from 2022-04-28T22:37:53
On this episode, sporting a curved brim Yankee ballcap with the tag still on it, Thomas Marshall, and showing off his gold tooth in the mirror while he uses his cordless water flosser, Jerry Alb...
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You Had Me at Oonga Boonga from 2022-04-08T20:22:25
On this episode, office manager of the Hoffman, Abrams & Chocula law firm, Tom, and child porn conversion data analyst, Jerry, cross the southern border dressed in bird costumes with $43B in...
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You Had Me at Casual Genocide and General Intolerance from 2022-04-01T19:29:10
On this episode, host of the white people World Star equivalent, America's Funniest Home Videos, Tom, and producer of its sister program, Kids Say the Darndest Things, Jerry, get their booger-pi...
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You Had Me at God Has Abandoned Us from 2022-03-30T20:39:31
On this episode, master sensei in the art of Orange-Tang-Drink, Tom, and leader of an online-predator-catching non-profit organization with an embarrassing name, Jerry, cash in on their witchcra...
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You Had Me at Left-Hand Path from 2022-03-03T23:51:25
On this episode, scummy 1970s dolphin porn producer, Tom, and crippled defender of the integrity of extreme water aerobics in the deep end, Jerry, sign up for a very real wizard organization thr...
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You Had Me in the Dark Forest from 2022-03-03T21:49:39
On this episode, LAPD cop who came out to the coast to have a few laughs, Tom, and the 30-year veteran NYPD police lieutenant with a bad f*&$ing headache, Jerry, quietly change the milestone...
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You Had Me at the Great Filter from 2022-02-20T00:46:57
On this episode, smelly hotel room corpse with infected post-mortem wounds, Tom, and the persistent room service attendant about to make a terrible discovery, Jerry, consider the possibility tha...
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You Had Me at Fermi Paradox from 2022-02-20T00:07:30
On this episode, sombrero-sized yarmulke-wearing Jewish Mexican, Tom, and yarmulke-sized sombrero-wearing Mexican Jew, Jerry, clap chalk board erasers together instead of doing the math required...
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You Had Me at Dyatlov Pass 2 - Return to Khamar Daban from 2022-02-05T17:47:23
On this episode, gaffer on the set of Bernie Sanders and the City of a Thousand Planets, Tom, and foley artist for Bernie Sanders and the Legend of the Ten Rings, Jerry, dust off their badges an...
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You Had Me in the Betaverse from 2022-01-29T18:00:14
On this episode, terrible knife marksman, Tom, and flaming fat girl in a leathery pig costume, Jerry, dive into the Betaverse, Christmas tree dicks first, to vandalize the digital Planned Parent...
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You Had Me at Big Paleo from 2022-01-29T02:08:40
On this episode, zombified vampire with a hankering for undead brains and/or blood, Tom, and vampiric zombie thirsty for reanimated blood and/or brains, Jerry, set out to prove, or maybe disprov...
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You Had Me at the Great Beast 666 from 2022-01-13T23:00
On this episode, Yellowstone Bully Project advocate, Tom, and the out-of-work chlorine tablet stocker at your local pool store, Jerry, conclude their Oh, Hell No miniseries with a 3-hour-long cu...
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You Had Me at Pope Lick from 2022-01-06T20:59:28
On this episode, universally hated abortion doctor who refuses to get the COVID-19 vaccination, Tom, and influenza vaccine developer with an average efficacy rate of 35%, Jerry, seek out the goa...
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You Had Me at Satanic Panic at the Disco from 2021-12-30T22:02:24
On this episode, tight-lipped custodian of the underground sex tunnels, Tom, and orgy host-for-hire (call for a free quote on your next car wash or airport orgy), Jerry, apologize directly to a ...
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You Had Me at Satanic Cults from 2021-12-24T00:59:39
On this episode, charge nurse of the bad baby NICU, Tom, and elderly witch doctor who, after a lifetime of sacrificing humans, now campaigns against human sacrifice, Jerry, shove the animal bone...
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You Had Me at Devil Music from 2021-12-20T02:36:05
On this episode, gay Satanist cowboy who finally feels recognized by the music industry, Tom, and blackface Shirley Temple fan club president, Jerry, fire up their Walkmans and sing along to the...
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You Had Me at Astroworld from 2021-12-09T20:45:42
On this episode, gold medal recipient in the 0k Honor Run, Violent Tom, and self-proclaimed wendingo expert who specializes in cryptid asshattery, Jerry 2 Dope, purchase one-way tickets to Dalla...
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You Had Me at Yemen's Well of Hell from 2021-12-05T00:57:21
On this episode, twice orphaned host of a paranormal podcast, Tom, and the College of Cardinals post-general congregations newly appointed co-host, Jerry (of YHMA-Skippy and YHMA-Vax, Jab & ...
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You Had Me at Ghostlore from 2021-10-15T00:44:17
On this episode, executive producer of Venom 2 who demands gayer content, Tom, and big time stud who always makes out with a girl you don't know (because she goes to a different school), V, cann...
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You Had Me at Princess Diana from 2021-10-08T01:45:14
On this episode, LGBTPZ4QQQ and the Batman symbol ally, Tom (Black Summoning of Death/Sempiternal Tragedy of Winter Funeral), and friend to the LGBTPRSTLNE💩 community, V (Transformer/Decepticon...
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You Had Me at Clinton Body Count from 2021-10-01T20:40:58
On this episode, turbo white trash sunglasses aficionado, Tom, and vengeful dishwasher/landscaper for the totally not racist Miller gubernatorial administration, V, draft an award-winning choose...
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You Had Me at the Moon '69 from 2021-10-01T20:13:47
On this episode, shallow grave-digging serial killer, Tom, and 9/11 Airlines pilot, V, tell you the ONE thing you can do to get your ass whipped by an aging astronaut. Tom is nominated to be the...
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You Had Me at Sandy Hook from 2021-10-01T19:18:07
On this episode, closed circuit camera companies hate them: grieving father about to speak on the news but just heard a really funny dead baby joke, Tom, and elderly actor who was either feeding...
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You Had Me at Bigfoot RE-ERECTION! from 2021-10-01T18:52:25
On this episode, sexy reverse pedophile with a bowl cut and drop fade in the mid-90s, Tom, and murder-frack-drill oil hoarder on a quest to strip the earth of her natural resources, V, hose down...
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You Had Me at Bigfoot 2024 from 2021-10-01T18:24:12
On this episode, vax-curious candidate for president, Tom, and his vaxophobic campaign manager, V, promise to take flight in the newly renamed presidential air craft, the Danger Zone One, and br...
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You Had Me at Mothman from 2021-07-29T19:21:25
On this episode, clumsy Chernobyl reactor engineer, Tom, and mediocre bridge construction contractor who lost his dog through no fault of his own, V, wander the West Virginia countryside looking...
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You Had Me at Welcome Back, Bigfoot from 2021-07-20T19:00:26
On this episode, big-dicked, muscular and unshaven Sailor Moon, Tom, and the gold chain and fur coat-wearing Crystal Gem pimp Stephen Universe, V, reboot Cartoon Network's late 90's flagship ani...
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You Had Me at Moondog from 2021-07-20T18:50
On this episode, newly club-footed sheriff's deputy, Tom, and what is obviously the charred remains of a ruined pegasus stuffed animal, V, are joined by the manifestation of a disembodied whinny...
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You Had Me at Prometheus from 2021-07-20T18:42:20
On this episode, Congressman Crenshaw's prosthetic ribbon fashion designer, Tom, and the handicapped, gun-slinging governor of post-alien invasion Texas, V, develop a plan to turn the tables on ...
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You Had Me at Hollywood, D.C. from 2021-06-10T18:25:23
On this episode, squishy-faced Super Bowl halftime show performer/Sri Lankan sweatshop clothing line manager, Tom, and belly-stabbing former crack dealer/funny-looking jet ski rider, V, make cir...
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You Had Me at Partial Birth Abduction from 2021-06-04T00:53:59
On this episode, gibbering, pot-bellied, buck-toothed pervert, Tom, and unique grotesquerie squeezed into a skintight rabbit suit, V, go on a schizophrenic rampage at the Planned Parenthood clin...
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You Had Me at Vax, Jab & Fauci from 2021-05-27T19:17:35
On this episode, inventor of the rapid dissolve stamp adhesive, Tom, and Bill Gates' breast augmentation reconstructive surgeon, V, are joined by four-time disgraced dildo company CEO, Jerry (la...
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You Had Me at Cosmos Magic Man from 2021-05-20T19:40:09
On this episode, Chinese farmer and bigfoot hair stylist, Tom, and grand hedonist who will do anything for love (but he won't do that), V, wake up in a bathtub full of ice with no kidneys after ...
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You Had Me on the Grassy Knoll from 2021-05-13T20:06:46
In the epic conclusion of the M Files Series, 6'4" Vice President with an axe to grind, Tom, and mob-associated musician who lost his best bud, V, brush the brains off the trunk and hop into the...
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You Had Me at Pyramids from 2021-04-22T20:45:31
Continuing the M Files Series after several weeks of being sidetracked, Russian electromagnetism physicist of the KGB, Tom, and the rainbow coat-wearing vizier to the pharaoh, V, utilize the sci...
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You Had Me at King Kracker from 2021-04-22T20:37:55
On this episode, 20-year-old aspiring rapper and bad driver, Tom, and the lady cop who can't tell the difference between a taser and a gun, V, are defeated once again by their arch nemesis, King...
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You Had Me at Ethos, Logos, and Doctor Moreaus from 2021-04-10T00:51:13
On this episode, mark of the beast dodging doublethinker, Tom, and social humanoid robot developed by Hong Kong-based company Hanson Robotics, V, blow off the episode topic for another week so t...
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You Had Me at SHUT DOWN from 2021-04-02T22:25:33
On this episode, simp-shaming racist, Tom, and midget rape apologist, V, get taken down by their FBI bro for failing to address him in the chat. Tom tells his own version of the Aristocrats joke...
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You Had Me at Valley of Headless Men from 2021-03-25T23:06:15
On the second episode of The M Files series, fully conscious and frozen in time severed head, Tom, and the capitated, immortal Canadian swordsman, V, key the words "the moon rulez #1" into the w...
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You Had Me at the Lost City of Atlanta from 2021-03-18T20:18:06
On the first episode of The M Files series, Atlantean testament to the arrogance of man, Tom, and fifth-hand gossip-spreading Athenian, V, find favor with the gods and resurface the lost city of...
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You Had Me at Q-anons and A-holes from 2021-03-04T22:54:23
On this episode, green suit-wearing pun master and Batman villain, Tom, and mysterious, highly sought mountain top source of all wisdom, V, celebrate Quadriplegic History Month with a livestream...
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You Had Me at White Genocide from 2021-02-25T21:49:22
On this episode, quarter-cocked non-participant in the January 6th capitol insurrection, Tom, and San Bernardino county beatboxing championship runner-up, V, whip out their throbbing GDPenises i...
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You Had Me at Cancel Culture from 2021-02-25T20:29:17
On this episode, recently laid off Alderaanian shock trooper, Tom, and exiled 1990's Greek demigod, V, flip-flop and bicker over the deep philosophical messages hidden within Kevin Smith's cinem...
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You Had Me at Draculas from 2021-02-12T00:41:07
On this episode, spike-impaled towel boy to the Order of the Dragon, Tom, and the blood-chugging president of Transylvania who would live long enough to be impeached twice, V, mix up a tasty coc...
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You Had Me at Bermuda Triangle from 2021-01-29T19:11:42
On this episode, Der Fuehrer of the Goatse Party, Tom, and the 16th century Beetlejuice-like summoning of V charter a Cuban door boat to sail the Bermuda Triangle on a voyage to find the only ot...
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You Had Me at Pandemic (The Lost Episode) from 2021-01-22T20:43:57
On this episode, 1950's African AIDS monkey butcher, Tom, and begrudging $300 hand job-giver, V, discuss the current coronavirus pandemic and the impact it has had on the red light district in G...
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You Had Me at Alien Artwork from 2021-01-22T20:24:57
On this episode, the newest member of the Paraplegion of Doom, Tom, and ambassador to the planet SEGA Saturn, V, are joined by intergalactic #MeToo-accused art curator, Richard, to analyze and a...
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You Had Me at Spontaneous Human Combustion from 2021-01-15T00:22:29
On this episode, the smoldering shins and feet of Tom and Thanos' snap dust pile next to the former hands of V load up on pyrotron vitamins and chug cinnamon schnapps to speed up the inevitable ...
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You Had Me at Toy Box Killer from 2020-12-31T21:32:32
On this episode, police-impersonating sex addict, Tom, and amateur doctor/dildo aficionado, V, present a $100,000 small business loan to the bank in order to create a mobile, sound-proof genecol...
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You Had Me at Flat Earth from 2020-12-25T02:04:53
On this episode, disgraced manager of the 1986 Space Shuttle Challenger launch, Tom, and SpaceX Starship saboteur, V, are joined by globe Earth and generally-accepted science buzzkill, David Wei...
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You Had Me at 2045 Initiative from 2020-12-18T02:57:49
On this episode, teenage video game prodigy controlling convict Gerard Buttcheeks, Tom, and armchair digital trim chaser in the world wide web, V, jump into their used 2007 avatars and give thei...
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You Had Me the Galactic Federation from 2020-12-10T23:51:12
On this episode, corrupt lunar alderman, Tom, and disgraced Martian comptroller, V, are joined by the district attorney of Alpha Centauri, Stoneclaw, while they discuss the intricacies of space ...
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You Had Me at Nostradamus from 2020-12-10T23:41:50
On this episode, communist psychic from the 16th century, Tom, and the time wizard bent on seeing Osmosis Jones in the theater, V, skim the complete works of Nostradamus looking for clues about ...
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You Halloween Bigfoot 2020 from 2020-11-30T00:52:24
On this special Halloween episode, escaped Shatner mask-wearing mental patient, Tom, and sloping-mouth ghost mask-wearing high school student murderer, V make good on a promise to perform a dram...
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You Had Me at Corn Pop from 2020-11-30T00:34:54
On this episode, brain damaged 1950s street tough, Tom, and racist Senator from the 1970s, V, lace up their skates and take to the ice against an undefeated hockey team, the D.C. Super Predators...
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JAKE HOOB - Episode III - Revenge of the Simp from 2020-11-30T00:25:56
On this episode, Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic, Senator Palpatom, and Anakin and Padmé's personal protocol droid, V-3PO, issue Order 69 to eliminate all incel Jedi in Isla Vista, C...
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JAKE HOOB - Episode II - Attack of the Foots from 2020-11-30T00:10:39
On this episode, genetic template for the Grand Army of the Republic, Jango Tom, and commanding officer in the Confederacy of Independent Systems military, General V-vous, are joined by member o...
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JAKE HOOB - Episode I - The Lazar Menace from 2020-11-29T23:45:53
On this episode, prepubescent podracer with a questionable future, Anitom Skymiller, and cigar-smoking slave master with a penchant for gambling, Vato, pull up a tiny seat in the sports model fl...
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You Had Me at Underground Tunnels from 2020-11-29T23:29:13
On this episode, buttery popcorn-eating beta draconian assassin, Tom, and professional three-fingered wheelchair-bound fibber, V, blow off a high-profile medical examination and go out with a ba...
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You Had Me at Nephilim from 2020-11-29T22:45:13
On this episode, extremely talented and not gay, hermaphroditic pop singer, Tom, and so-far immortal being, V, are joined by shoulder-deep giant proctologist, Reinhardt, as they rush to the emer...
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Swingin' Dicks: You Had Me at JonBenét from 2020-11-29T22:37:04
On this episode, user of good, southern common sense, Tom, and small, foreign faction representative, V, grow brains and are caught talking to stray dogs while investigating the death of JonBené...
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You Had Me at Lily's Mommy Milkies from 2020-11-29T22:28:36
On this episode, 17-year-old freedom fighter, Tom, and newly left-handed paramedic, V, are joined by skateboard-swinging sucking chest wound, Jack, as they ride the milk truck down to the marina...
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Swingin' Dicks: You Had Me at Croatoan from 2020-11-29T22:11:38
On this episode, rock-etching storyteller, Tom, and note-taking tree vandal, V, load up on invisible bullets and head to the New World for some colonial shenanigans. Tom secures a secret stash o...
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Swingin' Dicks: You Had Me at 10,000 Feet from 2020-11-29T21:57:33
On this episode, Eric Stoltz butthole mouth face, Tom, and impractical, decorative do-rag model, V, take to the skies of the pacific northwest to disarm a hot dog alarm clock bundle. Tom travels...
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Swingin' Dicks: You Had Me at Top Gun from 2020-11-18T23:56:24
On this episode, high volume crawdad trafficker, Tom, and abyss-gazing sycophantic narcissist, V, hop into the mystery machine and head to the horror whore convention. Tom launches and concludes...
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You Had Me at Hot Sauce (5,000 Subscribers Special) from 2020-11-18T23:40:52
On this episode, ballchinian hot sauce-sipper, Tom, and high stakes shart expert, V, talk the dangers of cutting the cheese on the go. Tom pukes pepper pieces, and V forces fierce farts for thei...
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Swingin' Dicks: You Had Me at Tamam Shud from 2020-11-18T23:26:44
On this episode, secret GAY-gent man, Tom, and the spy who shagged MEN, V, rally the force to solve another cold case from the annals of history. Tom turns in his gun and badge after going on a ...
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Swingin' Dicks: You Had Me at Dyatlov Pass from 2020-11-18T23:03:10
On this episode, doomed expedition level 2 group leader, Tom, and heater-hogging stud mastermind, V, hit the Russian mountain trails ill-prepared for the alien-cryptid-demonic-government conspir...
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You Had Me at Jackalope from 2020-11-18T22:48:47
On this episode, cancer rabbit scientist, Tom, and practical joker taxidermist, V, take to the trails of the Wyoming badlands to track down the elusive jackalope only to get their hands covered ...
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You Had Me at Flashback from 2020-09-17T23:52:49
On this episode, U.S. Army Special (education) Forces magician, Tom, and thrice demoted Soldier of Fortune , V, reminisce about their favorite bits from the previous 49* episodes as well as the ...
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You Had Me at Melvin Gibsonstein from 2020-09-17T23:27:41
On this episode, Scottish rebel who leads an uprising against the cruel English ruler Edward the Longshanks, Tom, and highway patrolman cruising the squalid back roads that have become the breed...
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You Had Me at Shall Not Be Infringed from 2020-09-17T22:53:29
On this episode, guns of the f&*$ing Navarone, Tom, and the constitutionally-protected bomb that was dropped on Beaver Cleaverville, V, karate kick progressive "Living Constitution" justices...
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You Had Me at Her Zu Uns from 2020-09-17T22:43:07
On this episode, unbathed, dreadlock-sporting birdbrain, Tom, and unarmed, knife-wielding cheese addict, V, take an unlikely position on the George Floyd riots and put the blame almost entirely ...
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You Had Me at Yokai from 2020-09-17T22:28:15
On this episode, bathroom licking boat spirit, Tom, and the tiger-turtle-bird-dragon deity of the four winds, V, create their own Yokai dream teams and talk about mythological Japanese creatures...
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You Had Me at Time Travel from 2020-09-17T22:16:57
On this episode, skitching product of time travel incest, Tom, and the phrase-butchering bully who traversed time and space to prevent it from happening, V, talk about the 11 dimensions, ripping...
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You Had Me at H.R. 666...6 from 2020-09-17T22:08:31
On this episode, polio-afflicted basketball super star, Tom, consistent nay-voting representative from Puerto Rico's hurricane district, V, are joined by their first ever female guest, anti-vax ...
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You Had Me at Cursed Books from 2020-09-03T23:45:42
On this episode, Lovecraftian homeless person, Tom, and Slytherin sex pervert, V, review ten cursed books that are douched with mystery and shrouded in danger. Tom puts up the demon bat signal b...
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You Had Me at Agenda 21 from 2020-09-03T23:21:11
On this episode, Tom, who spent his Trump Bucks on one $1,200 hooker, and V, who spent his stimulus check on 1,200 $1 hookers, formally join Team F*** the U.N. and expose the controversial Agend...
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You Had Me at Large Hadron Collider from 2020-09-03T23:10:59
On this episode, time-traveling physics experiment saboteur, Tom, and elaborate multi-billion dollar underground facility engineer, V, are rudely interrupted by an obnoxious, wailing siren while...
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You Had Me at Yellow Cube from 2020-09-03T23:05:42
On this episode, self-proclaimed non-ambassador to the planet Earth, Tom, and Jim Carrey's butt double in I Love You Phillip Morris, V, shake the magic eight ball Tesseract to find out how Matt ...
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Q Had Me at Bigfoot from 2020-07-26T04:45:05
On this episode, the hacker formerly known as 4chan, Tom, and high ranking FBI intelligence analyst, V, strike back at the movement that banished Tom from their Facebook group: Q. Tom asks the r...
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You Had Me at the Devil from 2020-07-26T04:21:16
On this episode, Cincinnati Pink Socks starting pitcher, Tom, and Los Angeles Mungers third baseman, V, tackle the curious case of Benjamin Satan. Tom demonstrates the importance of having a law...
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You Had Me at Nightmares from 2020-07-26T04:13:01
On this episode, back door-dreaming nightmare merchant, Tom, and ancient Egyptian lucid dream interpreter, V, discuss the meaning of dreams and how to suppress them with prescription medication....
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You Had Me at Chupacabra from 2020-07-18T01:38:26
In this episode, giant hairy Canadian beaver, Tom, and black summoning of death/sempiternal winter funeral, V, are joined by beer fart, Mattsquatch, as they summarize, in five minutes, everythin...
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You Had Me at [CANCELLED] from 2020-07-18T01:18:12
On this episode, Old Testament prophet of the Northern Kingdom, Tom, and 14 time Emmy award-winning television producer, V, are joined by Democratic minority leader of the Senate, Yakov Alive as...
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You Had Me at Deja Vu from 2020-07-15T03:58:33
On this episode, sh*tty alternate reality version of himself, Tom, and late night infomercial fortune teller, V, discuss the various theories regarding deja vu. Tom rips a hole in the fabric of ...
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You Had Me at Skippy from 2020-07-13T07:23:06
On this episode, blood, semen, breast milk and urine donor, Tom, and tobacco spit mason jar preserver, V, are joined by spirit cooking mixologist, Jerry from FOJ Live, as they discuss the failed...
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You Had Me at Skinwalkers from 2020-07-12T06:08:06
On this episode, woodland man-deer-tree cryptid, Tom, and infiltrator of the Skywalker Ranch, V, are joined by concert skin flautist, Yakov Alive as they discuss the Navajo taboo topic of the Sk...
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You Had Me at Reptoids from 2020-07-11T07:12:56
On this episode, glitching shapeshifter, Tom, and wax animatronic, V, consider the various theories and origins of reptilians. Tom straddles the fence of belief for the first time, and V goes al...
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You Had Me at MKULTRA from 2020-07-06T05:39:02
On this episode, cowardly Broward County Sheriff's Deputy, Tom, and over-the-top crisis actor, V, discuss the real life dangers of the United States' favorite alphabet agency, the Central Intell...
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You Had Me at Dave Outlandish from 2020-07-05T06:30:17
On this episode, fan of the Hellboy reboot, Tom, and fan of the original Hellboy, V, are joined by the guy who summons real Hellboys, Dave Outlandish, for his lecture entitled "A Non-Mystical Me...
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You Had Me at Deep State from 2020-07-05T06:22:30
On this episode, Tom and Ryan, victims of the Clinton Body Count (numbers 23 and 48 respectively), are left high and dry by all other members of the team to talk about an issue that will inevita...
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You Had Me at Dogman from 2020-07-04T06:33:46
On this episode, cancer rabbit scientist, Tom, and practical joker taxidermist, V, take to the trails of the Wyoming badlands to track down the elusive jackalope only to get their hands covered ...
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You Had Me at Macho Man Albert Fish from 2020-07-03T05:57:11
In this episode, cannibalistic mad lib enthusiast, Tom, and Santa letter-writing death row inmate, Dustin, are joined by Slim Jim-snapping Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion, V (voiced by Mac...
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You Had Me at Death and Dying from 2020-07-03T05:52:18
In this episode, county coroner, Tom, unlicensed medical examiner, Dustin, and the re-animated body of a John Doe homeless man, Mattsquatch, explain the proper way to please your deceased boyfri...
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You Had Me at Spectral Assault from 2020-06-20T05:47:07
In this episode, planet-conquering warlord, Tom, is joined by OT Level 40 Scientologist, V, and the warden of the prison housing Xenu, Mattsquatch, as they discuss the proper way to court a ghos...
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You Had Me at Astral Projection from 2020-06-19T05:12:14
In this episode, conqueror of The Further, Tom, and spirit realm voyeur, Dustin, discuss all the ethically questionable things your disembodied spirit can do while separated from your body. Tom ...
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You Had Me at Epstein from 2020-06-08T06:20:27
In this episode, Republican Senator from Arizona, Tom, and former Democrat Speaker of the House, Fetusberry Crunch, are joined by Green Party Presidential Candidate, Ryan, to talk about the cons...
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