Podcasts by You Look Nice Today
A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.
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California King: "What is HØL?" from 2020-04-04T14:00
Our work was done. We'd said all we needed to say. We apparated from this world, much like monks who retreat to a mountaintop hovel. Only for us, we apparated via Greyhound and hoveled in an abando...
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Episode 51: Vintage Vape from 2015-05-16T11:00
Whether you like baseball, chicken dinners, multilevel marketing, orThe Price is Right, we offer several varietals of bespoke juices you can enjoy with your family for generations.
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Episode 50: Scat Academy (Part 1) from 2013-11-01T19:00
Welcome to the You Look Nice Today® Scat Immersion Program™.
No dogs, babies, or squares allowed.
In preparation for your first day on campus, please learn these key phrases, as they...
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Episode 49: Make a Given Wish from 2013-01-02T17:00
As part of a pilot program,The You Look Nice Today Foundation(a Delaware corporation) has recently undertaken a groundbreaking new outreach initiative to provide comfort to those in the...
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Episode 48: Schrodinger's Conference Bag from 2012-12-02T09:00
Welcome to the global premiere of theInternationalYou Look Nice TodayConference& Expo™!
Get ready for anepic showcaseof big-ideaideat...
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Episode 47: Adam Ruins Everything from 2012-11-02T08:00
Listen. It’s actuallyverysimple.
When you buy in to the You Look Nice Today“Inverted Triangle Program™” you enter a world of theoretically unlimited income.
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Episode 46: Poolside from 2012-10-02T14:00
Episode 45: Morning Glory from 2012-09-02T14:00
TO: Paul Polman, CEO
Unilever PLC
London, United Kingdom
Dear Mr. Polman,
I hope you can help me.
You are in charge of a massive, multinational food and detergent com...
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Episode 44: The Rules from 2012-08-01T23:00
Hello, my friend! Welcome to my humble automobile dealership!
Ah, yes. Very nice. I see you eyeing our all new 2013 Toyota Scimitar with optional Sports Package and Premium Ground Effects....
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Episode 43: Gellies Local 416 from 2012-07-01T22:00
Thieving Threesome Nabbed
(California) Three men were detained and arrested at a local Target today, charged with the attempted theft of over $400 in merchandise. The men ...
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Episode 42: Druthers, CA from 2012-06-01T23:00
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Episode 41: The Stenciled Approach from 2012-05-02T19:00
Episode 40: Lobster Farm from 2012-04-01T23:00
We don’t know anyone who loves sushi more than we do. That’s because when we meet someone who loves sushi, we stop talking to them forever. Because we want to be the biggest sushi lo...
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Episode 39: Razzledazzle from 2012-03-06T22:00
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Unpeeling the gunt, extending the brand, and rendering a sidekick polyhedron that really...
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Episode 38: That's Babies from 2010-11-03T09:15
“Baby City”
Trad., to the tune of“Tabula Rasa” by Arvo Pärt
Babies are special
babies are tough
babies have smooth skin
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Episode 37: The Magic Number from 2010-05-19T01:00
We went, with some friends, into the woods. A few days later we left the woods. Our memory of the time we spent in the woods is a bit fuzzy; fortunately, someone thought to make an audio recordi...
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Episode 36: Bubbles from 2010-02-08T22:00
Bankruptcy Liquidation Auction
Beginning @ 9:00 AM-85 Herston Rd.
Long Beach, CA
Feb 8, 2010
Registration 7:30-10:00 A.M.
Auction With Reserve Will Be Conducted...
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Episode 35: The Sake Period from 2009-12-04T07:00
Subject: #1228743“Mann”
Application Date: September 4, 1980
Subject has submitted a new application to the Coolness Review Board. Note that this is Subject’s 12...
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Episode 34: In Congrefs from 2009-10-08T17:00
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Hop in our decommissioned World War II tank that has been outfitted to look like the Lib...
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Episode 33: Breakin' In from 2009-09-16T16:00
While under the influence ofy, we reveal that:
- Merlin once putxin an envelope.
- Scott hoped another guy’sxwould draw attention away from his own -(
Episode 32: The Good Part from 2009-07-30T15:00
You’re gonna love it—the guitar does this“Wheeee!” thing while the drums go all“Chukka chukka booda booda.” OK, here it comes. Shhhh!
No wait, that’s no...
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Episode 31: Lonely Polisher from 2009-05-22T15:00
Seattle LIVE!: April 23, 2009
We teamed up with our palsJordan, Jesse, Go!and took the Monsters of Podcasting...
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Episode 30: Angry Captain from 2009-05-06T15:00
INT. DINGY POLICE CAPTAIN’S OFFICE IN THE 80’s - NIGHT
The chair behind the captain’s desk is empty. Two men sit, smoking, in folding chairs facing the d...
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Episode 29: Vachina from 2009-03-26T14:00
Making college affordable, restful, and culturally relevant; the cupping comforts of secondary scholarship; Adam becomes a costumed mascot and buys a new koch; how many greeting cards does it ta...
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Episode 28: OPN♥WDE from 2009-02-18T09:00
Merlin: Boy Scout
Scott: Boy Scout
Adam: YMCA Indian Guide
Episode 27: Christmas Is Near from 2009-02-03T12:00
Listen as we conduct our exclusive pro gift-giving super-session TED Talk master class webinar. Over $600 in essential GiftWisdom™ is yours forFREE. Topics include,but are n...
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Episode 26: Nickelpuss from 2008-12-10T15:00
1930’s wandering troubadour Trinket Pills (? - 1939) scored a brief hit on the Wichita charts with his plaintiveBallad of Joey Nickelpuss:
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Episode 25: Faire du camping from 2008-12-03T00:00
If“penultimate” meant“last,” this would be the penultimate episode of ourVSOPseries. Thanks again toJohn Hodgma...
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Episode 24: Faux Tog from 2008-11-24T00:00
YLNT VSOP, Part II! The drugs* have kicked in, and we have reached cruising altitude. Stay tuned for the final, gripping conclusion to theVSOPseries next week. Or so.
A parti...
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Episode 23: Selfish Express from 2008-11-13T08:00
It’sYLNT VSOP, Part I! We convened a special session in San Francisco, featuring guestsJohn HodgmanandListen
Episode 22: Who Voted? from 2008-10-28T10:00
Thousands* of you wrote to us asking for Election Day guidance. Sadly, we don’t have time to evaluate every candidate in every race. Instead, we commissioned the handyYLNT Voter...
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Episode 21: Mr. Owl from 2008-10-16T15:00
FIRST:
Nose harmony, quarters, who’s Capote now?,“He plays you better than you play you,” layers of latex, latchkey ontologies, start shooting your stock...
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Episode 20: Transitions from 2008-10-08T21:00
You’ve just hopped on the #17 Express and must quickly decide where to sit. In the back of the bus, four teenagers have staked their claim to a dozen seats. An old woman sits next to an open,...
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Episode 19: Man School from 2008-09-30T00:00
Now* accepting applications for the Class of 2016! Sample from our wide range of available courses, including Sociology 102: Shaving, Chemistry 206: Principles of Muskmaking, and Techniques in Sile...
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Episode 18: Tang Tangs from 2008-09-16T08:00
The parenting of negligence, things you didn’t know about gas stations, ancient aphorisms, tethered to a key, you go in and stay there until you have wisdom, They’ve Got It!, blue sky p...
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Episode 17: Where Is the Ham? from 2008-09-09T00:00
Sandwich smiles into the mouthpiece, teenage telemarketing salad days, LonelyWear’s autumn line, the secret of our success (at Macy’s), ham symphony, Karl gets fired from the Geek Squad...
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Episode 16: The Tux Age from 2008-09-02T08:00
We’re back from summer break full of something and something. Expect weekly episodes until it’s time for fall break. Or early September break. Break!
Pilaf games, the myth of w...
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Episode 15: Rampant on a Field from 2008-07-29T11:00
Down and out in Улаанбаатар (sorry, Mongolia!), remembrance of fights past, rampant on a field of Wheat Chex, stickin’ with the quadrupeds, Adam’s almost assaulted, don’t flog ...
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Episode 14: Aunt Nancy from 2008-07-18T12:00
Sit back, relax, mix yourself an Aunt Nancy but don’t cross the swords. We’re coloncasting over at bandaid1995.com. ¿Esto debería estar en el recipiente de correo? Body (Not) Movin&#...
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Episode 13: Expressed as a Vest from 2008-07-08T14:00
Unhealthy ligatures, a course of Prednisone,“I’m not following you!”, obscure chess moves, smoking for the cure, misused orifices, we pass as nosies, Karl Van Hœt.
Episode 12: Live!: Baby on a Dog from 2008-07-02T11:00
Recorded live at the Dark Room Theater in San Francisco. Don’t misslots of great photosfrom the event.
Desperate...
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Episode 11: Guaranteed Morrie from 2008-06-23T09:30
Parental interference and other awkwardtunities, pie vs invisibilty, how Adam will die, Tuesdays with Tom Waits, Wisdom Experience guaranteed, another factory closes (bagpipe soundtrack).
Episode 10: Early Bird from 2008-06-11T19:00
How do your socks feel about it?, a new kind of retail experience, Sandwich knows his Douglas Firs, Farewell to Tight (actually The Sun Also Tights), white shoes, Los Altos Rancho Vista Wi’...
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Episode 9: Truck Spank from 2008-06-02T15:00
So sorry!, the oxygen lobby, doin’ the Skokie, Wallet-on-Chain is not a town in England, Sean Connery is Japanese, What’s your latte name?, pre-disposable feminine hygiene, @ Listen
Episode 8: Sacks-Minnelli Disease from 2008-05-21T13:15
Doing the fishstick, Sacks-Minnelli Disease, on the logical possibility of a cool fannypack, who’s your frelative?,“A Touch of Asperger’s”, social pressure at work (show ...
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Episode 7: Nary a Dude from 2008-05-12T11:00
Sheriff’s got a posse, Clarence the barber (and his balls), the benenemafits of a Fleet-based regimen, the grapefruit and bacon diet, Neti pots and other 100% legitimate remedies.
Episode 6: Jobbo from 2008-05-05T20:00
Jamón y jabón, computerized career counseling, nicaragua@nicaragua.nicaragua, Sandwich does the Boogie Oogie, skating to college, Checkin’ Out!, Angus Young-brand smelling salts.
Episode 5: Schadenfunny from 2008-04-29T15:00
On Being Boring, crazy meat, Merlin knows how to build a team, Lonely Spacecamp, Clooney trumps Hill but both beat you, Encounters with Celebrity, nickel bags of chocolate, a fowl deposition, th...
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Episode 4: Peak Hair from 2008-04-21T11:00
"Oh my God: you GUYS!"; Scott sports vomit; Merlin raises a Predator; Scott has a hair theory about ladies who sing; Merlin calls for a National Day of Goatee Reconsideration; Adam moves into th...
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Episode 3: Snare! from 2008-04-14T02:00
Sign up for SNARE!, Ol’ Grandpa Mann’s Phlegmatic/Bucolic Humour Balancing Apparatus, the magical beards of junior high, receiving pleasure for money, The Nerdiest Photographs in the...
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Episode 2: Known for His Reach from 2008-04-09T02:00:53
Merlin looks for cashews, Allan Holdsworth saves a kitten, Scott licks shiny faces,“arrested developments” in Adam’s pants, Elvis gives away trailers like they were moon pies, ...
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Episode 1: Morning Powder from 2008-04-03T21:59:04
Cosby takes the Queen to a dunk tank, office resources sparingly allocated, sponsors intimidated. Assorted loofah-related incidents.