Podcasts by Youre Welcome with Mel and Patience
You're Welcome is Mel Buttle and Patience Hodgson's advice corner, ask us anything, we love to solve your problems.
Further podcasts by Mel Buttle & Patience Hodgson
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You're Welcome - Episode 1 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.572041
Should you follow back on twitter? How do you tell someone you want to pash them? Can you over coddle a dog? Should I work for the government or stay at uni? I don't want to be an introvert how can...
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 2 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.569301
Qantas Club etiquette. We invent the faux blow to solve any problem. Where should I go on my around the world trip, packing tips? Who would we go gay for? Money saving tips for people who’ve recent...
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 3 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.566861
John Patterson from The Grates asks us how to deal with telemarketers. We give advice on how to audition for drag roles in musicals. Asking strangers out, how to remove the creep factor. Patience a...
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 4 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.564029
Tom Ballard from Triple J is our special guest! Could you be a good fag hag? I don’t want to go to university, what do I tell my parents? Question of The Week! Did I go to far when I urinated in a ...
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 5 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.560540
Mel gets advice on lentil cookery from Patience. Special guest Comedian Josh Earl! What should we call our indie, semi-acoustic punk band? Girls always break up with me because I’m too nice, what s...
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 6 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.556925
Is there a Doctor in the house? YES! Special guest Lindsay 'The Doctor' McDougall (ironically he's sick). Patience asks Lindsay for album writing advice. We help out a 16 year old slaving away in a...
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 7 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.552956
Emotional manipulation OMG! My hairdresser hacked too hard and it's party season, help me restore my confidence. I need an injection of new slang words to impress peeps with. Sixteen and stressed o...
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 8 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.549184
The elephant in the room. Could 'Board Game Bars' be a hit in Australia? I'm young, single and beginning IVF a.s.a.p. but my mother is chagrined. Is my band name rad or sad? I love a legit 'perfect...
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 10 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.544123
Ladies, I possess no cookery skills but have gone cray for toffee apples, can you help me take this obsession to the next level? Toffee fruit? Patience do you have any magic balms for adult acne? H...
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 11 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.540030
The new cat has serious consequences for Patience - is she being single white feline'd? Chokos! A wartime classic, but any ideas for using them in culinâirè 2012? Busted leg, at home with the folks...
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 12 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.535794
Special Guest - Raven Hodgson!
Mel has to let a friend down - how should she do it? Fake argument? Free Kitchen Aid?
Being an Aunty - how to be a baller babysitter.
What should I study...
You're Welcome - Episode 13 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.495783
Mel and Patience's 1st ever live podcast! Recorded live 4:30pm Brisbane time 18/7/2012.
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 14 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.485830
Mel and Patience's 2nd ever live podcast! Recorded live 5:30pm Brisbane time 2/8/2012.
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 15 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.474368
Mel and Patience's 3rd ever live podcast! Recorded live 6:05pm Brisbane time 15/8/2012.
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 16 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.470229
Patience asks Mel for some sensitive Bridesmaids advice. Vicky needs help dressing 1920s for her University Ball. Kate needs to know how to store bread correctly. Kit wants to bring haters to their...
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 17 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.466227
I'm in year 12 and need 'dress up' ideas from 90s era TV.
What to do if you have a prosthetic leg covered in fingernails and eyeballs?
Is there a safe way to wear white swimwear. Why do so...
You're Welcome - Episode 18 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.461678
Mel asks for some hair advice and Patience tells of her fantasy hair colour. Help! I am a secret vegetarian, how do I 'come out of the closet' to my folks and boyfriend. I'm 18 and still haven't ha...
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 19 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.457049
Mel and Pae solve your life! Part 2 of the 'Scab Gobbler' with John Patterson. Homesickness blues, where there's no kangaroos. I saw a giant poo and now I don't know what to do! Plus no 'number two...
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 20 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.452879
A very special pharmaceutical You're Welcome with Living Legend (and pharmacist) Emma. Mel asks Patience about STI checks. Fluconazole vs. Yogurt... where?!? Do you want me to embarrass myself when...
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 21 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.448498
Up The Shops or Down The Shops, Mel needs some language advice. I clocked a dodgy looking blokes taking photos of people and laughing, what would you have done in this situation? Patience, before T...
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 22 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.444701
I'm starting high school and need some tips! Why do we think of New Zealanders as second class citizens (controversial!)? I'm 23 and have been dating my high school sweetheart for 6 years. My heart...
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 23 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.440461
Where's the cranny granny? I think I have a bladder problem, HALP! I'm an 18 year old native NZ'r and I am holidaying in Brisbane. Where should I go? Dear Mel and Patience, I've just been told that...
ListenYou're Welcome - Episode 9 from 2012-05-23T07:00
18, out of the closet but in trouble with the folks! They just aren't convinced I'm actually gay. Who are we gonna call? Terry Hodgson. Advice from an actual parent, you're welcome. Mel has insanel...
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