Podcasts by Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan
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Ep 152: Wearing Vests to the Gay Club?! from 2022-02-15T15:00:14
In today’s episode we buy old Valentine’s chocolates using BatCoin, cruise for hole emoji’s wearing business casual, go ice skating to Rihanna’s new album, pray to our Father figurines for mini chi...
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Ep 151: "How Do You Not Eat Ass?!" (w/ Curly Velasquez) from 2022-02-08T15:00:27
In today’s episode we welcome Curly Velasquez to the pari, fap our onomatopoeias with Baby Spice, take dirty talk to a hole new level, flirt with you hot dads on TikTok & so much more!
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Ep 150: Playing with Our Wordles!? from 2022-02-01T15:00:15
In today’s episode we reveal our new business-in-the-front-piyamas-in-the-back look, bake Dolly Parton cakes to celebrate 150 episodes, snort Flintstone vitamins at Euphoria High, play with our Wor...
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Ep 149: Pink M&Ms and Blue Barracudas?? from 2022-01-25T15:00:14
In today’s episode we join a cult with Monica Potter, predict a new M&M color to join the AvengHER cast, make alien contact with Straggots on a foreign planet, pitch our puppet debut inside The Leg...
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Ep 148: You Wanna Take A Photo Dump? from 2022-01-18T15:00:18
NEW EPISODE 148: “You Wanna Take A Photo Dump?“ - In today’s episode we ask how do you like them apples, sell RuPaul chocolate bars at our tia’s office job, upload performative photo dumps of our d...
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Ep 147: Meat Influencers! from 2022-01-11T15:00:12
In today’s episode we set the rules for Himbo-fication, use gay bitcoins to buy vegan crab rangoons, piss into the wide mouth of an empty Snapple bottle, and celebrate National Morse Code Day with ...
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Ep 146: The Stroke of Midnight?! from 2022-01-04T15:00:12
In today’s episode we cry into the open mouth of 2021, rank soups from hot to not, take home leftover Hooters in aluminum swans, pay tribute to the original gorgeous gorgeous girl, Tia Betty White ...
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A Very Merry Special Gay Cousins Message! from 2021-12-28T15:00:02
Thank you so much, cousins! See ya next year (fka next week)
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Ep 145: Christmas Slüt! from 2021-12-21T15:00:26
In today’s episode we perform close up magic at the office Christmas pari, fall in love at new sight with Brenda from accounting, pour dirty mop water on our gay holiday trees, ask Santa for peepee...
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Ep 144: Festing Season! from 2021-12-14T15:00:10
In today’s episode we get into the festing season with Martha Stewart, bake Jack in the Taco fries for our judgy tias, get up in grandma drag, pitch a spin-off series Hotter Ones a show with Hot Ch...
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Ep 143: “Slut For A Soft Pretzel!” from 2021-12-07T15:00:12
In today’s episode we fist beans live on-air, dip into our peggy banks for pizza money, elect Ina Garten mayor of Beer Gardens, bring everything bagels to the orgy & so much more!
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Ep 142: “C*ck of a Can!” from 2021-11-30T15:00:14
In today’s episode we become hot weather girls Yessica and Messica Simpson, read true lies with Damie Lee Curtis, measure the girth of our Arizona Tea cans, sniff holiday poppers in our school phot...
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Ep 141: Thankful for the Tip! from 2021-11-23T15:00:29
In today’s episode we make music predictions about Adele and Boy Bands, get thankful for the tip being included, reveal why the eyebrows are the pubes of the face, set the track list for our upcomi...
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Ep 140: Eat or Be Ate! from 2021-11-16T15:00:11
In today’s episode we predict the cast of the live-action Arthur film, sample the Mariah Menu with Samantha Jones, become pocket gays on Back Alley Boulevard, sprinkle autumn leaves in Tayla’s bla...
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Ep 139: Cumterion Collection? from 2021-11-09T15:00:14
Ep 139: Cumterion Collection? by Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan
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Ep 138: International House of Pussy! from 2021-11-02T14:00:14
NEW EPISODE 138: “International House of Pussy!” - In today’s episode we sit at an 8 top with the cast of Dune 2, ride Pete Davidson’s log at WaterWorld, decide which of us is the short stack in pa...
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Ep 136: Show Me Your Mushroom Cap! from 2021-10-26T14:00:04
In today’s episode we plan our Puppy Play costumes for Halloween, find the Ho to our Me at gay Starbucks, answer 69 questions for Vogue Magazine, co-host the morning announcements at In-N-Out & so ...
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Ep 135: “Wonka? How Bout Chocolate Covered Grapes of Wrath?!” - from 2021-10-19T14:00
In today’s episode we reveal where our On and Off switches are, take a trip to our hometowns with Willy Wonka, eat soggy crisps with Adele, pitch the HBO Succession spin-off “Concession” & so much ...
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Ep 134: “Big Tiddie Energy!” from 2021-10-12T14:00:17
In today’s episode we predict the Netflix spin-off Squidward Games, go easy on subway rats, have our bottles serviced in the red room, show our CoolPix to the newest Movie Surfers & so much more!
Ep 133: Krispy Hole for Michaela Cole! from 2021-10-05T14:00:20
In today’s episode we bake-off LIVE with Adele, turn a new leaf as James Bond’s Mexican replacements, take a photo dump with The Royal Family, listen to the soothing sounds of HipHoPopori & so much...
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Ep 132: It’s All Down Hole From Here! from 2021-09-28T14:00:09
In today’s episode we wear chonies in the Savage Fenty show, welcome our Tia de la noche to The Pari, throw water balloons at middle schoolers, accept our Emmy win for best cake flip & so much more...
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Ep 131: Does Your Carpet Match The Theme? from 2021-09-21T14:00:16
In today’s episode we take the bus to the Met Gayla, apologize for being late to Latinx Heritage Month, take piss photos with Troye and Rihanna, ask Miss Foradollar to use the Mexican direct deposi...
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Ep 130: Should We Get Matching Mullets?! from 2021-09-14T14:00:17
In today’s episode we predict the plot of Sister Act 3 as sponsored by D.A.R.E., take what we need from straight people, eat mushroom mazapans inside The Room, get matching mullets with Doja Cat & ...
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Ep 129: Four-Way Tops...and Bottoms! from 2021-09-07T14:00:17
In today’s episode we reveal how gay tops and bottoms are actually born, take a trip to Mount Dew, join the gay cast of Dancing with the Stars, manifest banning straight people from Halloween & so ...
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Ep 128: Introducing The Your Gay Cousins UnHappy Mea! from 2021-08-31T14:00:15
Ep 128: Introducing The Your Gay Cousins UnHappy Mea! by Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan
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Ep 127: Beep Boop Bop, Baby…I’m a F*cking Robot! from 2021-08-24T14:00:15
In today’s episode we back into our VIP spot at the Brown Organza resort, get sensible senora haircuts while organizing our papeles, predict which of us will survive the upcoming robot revolution, ...
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Ep 126: Defense Against The Straight Arts! from 2021-08-17T14:00:24
In today’s episode we get sorted into our Fagwartz houses, create the definitive list of famous Monica’s and Susea, pitch an American Sports Story if you catch our drift, confirm the rumors are tru...
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Ep 125: Did Someone Say Mussy? from 2021-08-10T14:00:05
In today’s episode we go glamping with our Sucia Squad, visit Market Days to sell Camila Cabello’s dress line, expose the hardships of leading the them-triarchy, read adult pop-up books on Love Isl...
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Ep 124: XOXO, Chica Chismosa! from 2021-08-03T14:00:14
In today’s episode we pitch a new mystery series Where In The World Is Carmen San Dieg-Heaux, mourn the end of armadillo representation, expose Newton’s 5th law of gay physics, sing the Liberty Mut...
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Ep 123: On The Corner of Stupid and Chisme! from 2021-07-27T14:00:11
Ep 123: On The Corner of Stupid and Chisme! by Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan
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Ep 122: Sound Bar Sex! from 2021-07-20T14:50:18
In today’s episode we take a swim in the Hollywood Bowl with Emmy-nominee Bowen Yang, create the definite list of gay shapes, pitch a spin-off game to Don’t Wake Daddy, explore the intersection of...
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Ep 121: Hole Opener Solution! from 2021-07-13T14:00:22
In today’s episode we taste each other’s cereal milk, charge admission to our unalive graduations, count our ticket loads in a Simmsulation, wear cow print to LA’s hottest club Bespotted Cow & so m...
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Ep 120: Deep Scoop In The Front...Deep Scoop In The Back! from 2021-07-06T14:00:10
In today’s episode we visit the other colonial Williamsburg, get called into jury duty to save Christmas forever, debate whether the Pope is a Barb, get twitter famous for selling mattresses & so m...
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Ep 119: Homo Fomo! from 2021-06-29T14:00:20
In today’s episode we take a gay trip to Sesame Street, celebrate Estevan’s 21st birthday, pitch a Speed remake starring Sha'Carri Richardson, travel along a crick eating our bus snacks & so much m...
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Ep 118: Taking A Trip To Throuple Mountain! from 2021-06-22T14:00:09
In today’s episode we expose who the actual diva of this show really is, reveal why hot wheels made us gay, take a trip to throuple mountain, debate the pros and cons of being a hard adult or a big...
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Ep 117: Jen, Jenny & Nifer! from 2021-06-15T14:00:13
In today’s episode we welcome the newest celebrity to the alphabet mafia, take a departure to do THOT STUFF, pitch a dating slash food delivery app, launch our own gay energy drink-- Fahrenheit & s...
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Ep 116: The Birds & The Pigs! from 2021-06-08T14:00:13
n today’s episode we pitch a Charlette crossover reunion reheat, celebrate Pride Month under the Hi Ho Cherry Ho tree, dive into the latest bus novela, RUact to Drag Race Espana & so much more!
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Ep 115: Weenie On The Road! from 2021-06-01T14:00:13
In today’s episode we debate whether or not raw dogs are walkin’aroundfood, unpack the secret 3 P’s (publicly), ruview the Chuck E Cheese of drag, rank our favorite Megan THEE hotties & so much mor...
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Ep 114: The Good R*ctum from 2021-05-25T14:00:10
In today’s episode we reveal which of us is a crunchwrap rising in Taco Bell astrology, go nuts for Chip & Dale starring in the Chipendale’s True Crime Series, pay too much for gay haircuts, enroll...
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Ep 113: Legends of the Chingadera! from 2021-05-18T14:00:16
In today’s episode we launch our OWN television network MINE, petition to host E! Red Carpet adjacent coverage, discuss the latest seaspiracy around the Proud Family reheat, debate who’s a top and ...
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Ep 112: Midst, Whilst, Betwixt! from 2021-05-11T16:22:18
In today’s episode we slide into Bill Gateses DM’s for the scholarship we never got, launch our international peddle boat tour, celebrate the return of our play cousins Los Rugrats, uncrop our excl...
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Ep 111: Karen From Fine Ass! from 2021-05-04T14:00:24
In today’s episode we react to RuPaul’s Drag Race Down Under, show each other our Chuegys, wear bustiers on the cover of British Vogue, launch a gay book club scholASStic & so much more! Stream it ...
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Ep 110: Hanky on the Host Side from 2021-04-27T14:00:11
In today’s episode we dive into Hanky Code culture, debate whether or not to-go boxes are gay, launch a mystery celeb’s bid for Governor of California, hop off the train at Irvine in a bucket hat &...
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Ep 109: This Is It! from 2021-04-20T14:00:21
In today’s episode we reveal our gay guides, go on a shopping spree with Usher Bucks, plan our Met Gala “American Fashion” looks, send hole pics inside Netflix’s "The Circle" & so much more!
Ep 108: What Is That Place With The Books? from 2021-04-13T14:00:26
In today’s episode we debate whether or not tortilla’s are bread, investigate Christopher Meloni’s Law & Order: Organized Behind, rub our roller balls together, go cruising in libraries and that’s ...
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Ep 107: You Wanna Come To My Dip Party? from 2021-04-06T14:00:12
In today’s episode the boys pitch their very own sitcom starring Your Gay Cousins, expose how the soup sausage is made, plan a themed dip party, celebrate Easter with Xtians and Xtina & so much mor...
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Ep 106: Live Fast, Eat A$$ from 2021-03-30T14:00:20
In today’s episode we predict the name of America’s upcoming biggest gay club, dive into soda culture with a Tayce of Coke and a Peep of Pepsi, take a trip to gay hell with Lil Nas X, become ho-fes...
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Ep 105: Scholastic Bereavement from 2021-03-23T14:00:19
In today’s episode we get arrested for crimes against podcasting, rate the Grammys mask-for-masc fashion, expose which of us is the cheater and the cheatee, procrastinate LIVE-ON Air! & so much mor...
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Ep 104: Dismantle The Bike-reartchy! from 2021-03-16T14:00:13
In today’s episode we come out against bike culture, cast the first ever WWShe housewives wrestling match, investigate holes in our bathrooms, MIZcalculate the depth of pie & so much more!
Ep 103: Preaching To The Horny Choir! from 2021-03-09T15:00:18
In today’s episode we rank the horniest school subjects, give a zoom lighting lesson, debate who’s a squirter and squirtee, host our fake kitchen cooking show on Clubhouse & so much more!
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Ep 102: Mermaids Are Gay Fish, Right? from 2021-03-02T15:00:22
In today’s episode we invent Apple’s new hit devices SLICES, launch the OnlyFans review site Rotten Potatoes, accept the country’s nomination to represent podcasts in EuroLisen, dive into gay fish ...
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Ep 101: What Would You Name Your Roomba? from 2021-02-23T15:00:28
In today’s episode we pitch a new reality social experiment gay show ‘Hole,’ pop meat in our mouths, demand gritty origin stories from unexpected Disney characters, name our Roomba’s LIVE On-Air & ...
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Ep 100: Night of 1000 Cousins! from 2021-02-16T15:00:22
In today’s episode we celebrate A Night of a Thousand Cousins with voicemails from you-- Our Gay Cousins! We travel the globe to talk straight porn & Polly Pocket, Tom Holland in his Spidey suit, t...
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Ep 99: Pepsi Girl, Coke Slut from 2021-02-09T15:00:18
In today’s episode we take a trip to Homo Depot, make predictions for The Weeknd’s halftime show, frost our tips with Gorilla Glue, get naughty on Zillow dot com slash tub o ware & so much more!
Ep 98: Hot Museum Guys from 2021-02-02T15:00:18
In today’s episode we become museum gays and show off our tar pits, invest in the jack and the bean stalk market, put king size bars in our candy bags, send out oral expressions on Sunday Night Slo...
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Ep 97: Crossing The Cocky Line from 2021-01-26T15:00:17
In today’s episode we react to fashions at the presidential concert, make our peri-winkle with Jon Ossof, welcome Jojo Siwa to the familia, debate whether veins are hot or not & so much more!
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Ep 96: Do You Have A Favorite Finger? from 2021-01-19T15:00:09
In today’s episode we predict pop moments at the Biden/Harris inauguration, petition for berry representation in emoji, decide which finger is our favorite and why, react to SATC coming back to TV ...
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Ep 95: Doritos Tears & Mullet Babies! from 2021-01-12T15:00:17
in today’s episode we flip the Georgia’s peach, give our hot take on hot guys with mullets, predict how we’ll meet Madame Vice President, go on a gay cruise with Mickey Mouse in a harness & so much...
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Ep 94: New Year, Same Bitch! from 2021-01-05T15:00:14
In today’s episode we ring in the New Year with Jenny from the Block, react to the queens of Season 13, play Guess Who with Michael’s dating life, launch WikiFeet’s competitor site WikiLips & so mu...
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Ep 93.5: A Year of Pendejadas from 2020-12-28T15:00:24
This week the boys bid “bye bitch” to 2020 with a very special message!
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Ep 93: The Nipples Are Always Sweeter On The Other Side from 2020-12-22T15:00:18
In today’s episode we congratulate the newly engaged Mr and Mrs. Ariana Au Gratin Gomez, reboot the poppers inspired cop comedy Rush Hour, compare and contrast nipples, audition for Sister Act 3 L...
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Ep 92: "Single And Ready To Jingle!" from 2020-12-15T15:00:10
In today’s episode we rank our exes in order of who deserves the vaccine most and least, react to the unhinged new show ’12 Dates of Christmas,’ pitch a new cooking series ‘The Big Latinx Baking Sh...
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Ep 91: Oh The Places You'll Hoe! from 2020-12-08T15:00:15
In today’s episode we pen the next hit gay heist film Oceans 69, react to the viral country song Dicked Down in Dallas, question our cousins’ taste with their Spotify Wrap Ups, remix “Oh Santa” fea...
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Ep 90: No More Ms. Nice Girls Club from 2020-12-01T15:00:15
Ep 90: No More Ms. Nice Girls Club by Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan
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Ep 89: Scoop From The Bottom! from 2020-11-24T19:54
In today’s episode we react to your secret Thanksgiving DMs! We rank paper invitations from least luxurious to most, take a tour of NYC gloryholes, petition to be named PEOPLE Magazine’s Sexiest Po...
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Ep 88: Spelling Bee Sabotage from 2020-11-17T15:00:11
In today’s episode we lose a spelling bee, debate whether bottoming is a summer or winter Olympic sport, reveal the last time we had hijinks ensue, pen the latest filthy erotic starring Emilee in P...
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Ep 87: Top Senior Anal-lyst from 2020-11-10T15:00:18
In today’s episode we dive into the drama of CNN's senior analysts, fight about what our Christmas candle would smell like, measure our inseams, host the first ever E! Live from the red carpet at t...
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Ep 86: Avo-Slut from 2020-11-03T15:00:14
In today’s episode we franchise a new slutty breakfast place, celebrate fathletic wear with Beyonce and RuPaul, dive into Ariana’s bottom, verse and top anthems, give a TedTalk on why a group of sq...
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Ep 85: Big Headed from 2020-10-27T14:00:16
In today’s episode we reveal your favorite drag queens’ secret middle names, pay homage to Santa Barbara (the patron saint of divorcees), name our future daughters after a day of the week, hem and ...
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Ep 84: The Body Has A Lot Of Holes from 2020-10-20T14:00:16
Ep 84: The Body Has A Lot Of Holes by Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan
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Ep 83: Hot Pickles & Dry Ass Cookies from 2020-10-13T14:00:14
In today’s episode we script the next hit-film "Coyote Act 3: Pocus-ier," reveal our official Sean Cody names, predict what our Tia Nicki Minaj will name our newest cousin, expose who’s doing what ...
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Ep 82: Bulky, Buff & Bald ft. Two Saved Queens from 2020-10-06T14:00:17
In today’s episode we kiki with the hostesses of Two Saved Queens! We discover the Meaning of Mimi, dish on our summer camp crushes, play with the boys in the band, pull trade on the streets of Phi...
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Ep 81: Gay For No Pay from 2020-09-29T14:00:34
In today’s episode we sharpen our #2 pencils, we welcome to the stage Kimichanga and Mini Chimi, reveal how we like to be woken up, join MTV’s TrueLife: I’m a pendeja & so much more!
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Ep 80: Capital H Hard For The Good Ice from 2020-09-22T14:00:14
In today’s episode we re-invent walking, expose which one of is is secretly not dumb, learn Hollish just in time for Drag Race Holland, react to the plot of the first gay Christmas Lifetime movie &...
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Ep 79: Gemifer And The Gay Ghosts from 2020-09-15T14:00:18
In today’s episode we reveal which of us was voted most likely to be famous, plot Mariah Carey’s up-coming Hanukkah takeover, bid farewell to Kim and them, expose why all ghosts are gay ghosts & so...
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Ep 78: Oh You Wanted A Twizz?! from 2020-09-08T14:00:09
In today’s episode we expose the gay truth of Sesame Street, join the cast of Dancing With The Stars, settle the debate of red vines versus twizzlers, officially welcome back 2000s spaghetti strap ...
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Ep 77: Listening Ears, Fighting Hands, River Dancing Feet from 2020-09-01T14:00:27
In today’s episode we write the first LatinXmas Hallmark Movie, get cracked by a hot doctor, expose the drama of our upstairs/downstair novella, become professional celebrity sperm look-a-likers & ...
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Ep 76: You Gotta Spend Money to Spend Money from 2020-08-25T14:00:27
In today’s episode we kiss and make up with our plumped up lips, react to RuPaul’s Drag Race Las Vegas Review, celebrate national banana split day, become VIPs at Taco Bell.& so much more | stream ...
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Ep 75: Wet Ass Podcast from 2020-08-18T14:00:15
In today’s episode the boys play second gentlemen to Kamala, expose Estevan’s actual fear of tight holes, test drive Michael’s new mattress, reveal the E! True Hollywood Story of Dora the Explorer ...
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Ep 74: Hugs and Other Drugs from 2020-08-11T14:00:23
In today’s episode we sneak all the snacks into movie theaters, rank the intimacy levels of millennial dating, shares tips and tricks to scam your next buffet experience, expose the hidden meaning ...
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Ep 73: Should We Start A Cult? from 2020-08-04T14:00:16
In today’s episode we create our own cult, become spice girls with Chloe & Halle, reveal who’s on our speed dial, steal salsa from our local El Pollo Loco & so much!
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Ep 72: Yarn Haired Bitch from 2020-07-28T14:00:16
In today’s episode we petition to co-host 2020’s Macy’s ThanksLIVING Parade, expose which one of us caused the national coin shortage, react to the latest podcast reviews, play some naughty games f...
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Ep 71: Scoop It & Shove It (& Dump) from 2020-07-21T14:00:30
In today’s episode we reveal how to breakup at IKEA, expose our favorite and least favorites sounds in porn, dive into Michael’s secret early 2000s pop rock phase, unveil the newest emojis coming s...
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Ep 70: Velvet, The Fabric of Drama from 2020-07-14T14:00:26
In today’s episode we hire hot movers to carry Estevan’s package, translate the truth behind shady Mexican compliments, get down to earth with Zac Efron, say goodbye to Tik Tok & so much more | str...
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Ep 69: Mind Frick from 2020-07-07T14:00:11
This week we create our own genre of porn, reveal our campaign slogan, petition the cousins to lie on our wikipedia page, expose the difference between good deck and bad deck & so much more | strea...
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Ep 68: Ass Half Full ft. BennyGoesPlaces from 2020-06-30T14:34:06
In today’s episode we have our first guest gay cousin— BennyGoesPlaces! We put our trays in our favorite position: upright and locked, expose the ulterior motives of our favorite 90s toys, reveal w...
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Ep 67: The Devil's Woodshop from 2020-06-23T14:00:22
In today’s episode we bully Michael into a year of yes, keep Estevan out of the devil’s woodshop, hire topless maids to clean our room, become roller skating Tik Tokers & so much more!
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Ep 66: Care Bear K-Hole from 2020-06-16T14:00:24
In today’s episode we reveal what symbol would be on our Care Bears pansas, become busy busy boys with Chloe and Halle, officially unveil Micheal’ secret project, go for a gay walk-and-talk in The ...
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Ep 65: Back to You F*cker from 2020-06-02T14:00:17
In today’s episode we rank our favorite kind of balls, take a trip to Chromatica, give terrible advice to a cousin in need, dive into dating deal breakers & so much more!
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Ep 64: Nose Deep In A Widow’s Valley from 2020-05-26T14:00:23
In today’s episode we get sopping wet with Gaga and Ari, dive deep in our widow’s valley, prepare to counter sue in food court, debate “what is the gayest pie?” & so much more!
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Ep 63: Are You My Daddy? from 2020-05-19T14:00:13
In today’s episode we debate “Is it okay to date your friend’s ex?” Estevan gives us his unauthorized story of working for Tyra Banks, order our Chromatica tangas, expose how the Disney Channel tur...
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Ep 62: Big Music Bitch from 2020-05-12T14:00:23
In today’s episode we find out which breakfast bread we are, react to the cast of drag race All Stars 5, rate Estevan’s quarantine haircut, expose the downsides of dating during quarantine & so muc...
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Ep 61: Turtleneck Ambassador from 2020-05-05T14:00:24
NEW EPISODE 61: “Turtleneck Ambassador” | In today’s episode we reveal our dream cast for Disney’s Hercules, rank the hottest tan lines, share what we are and are NOT getting our moms for Mother’s ...
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Ep 60: F*g on the Play from 2020-04-28T14:00:18
Ep 60: F*g on the Play by Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan
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Ep 59: Dildo She Betta Don't from 2020-04-21T14:00:23
In today’s episode the boys dive into why dildo representation matters, reveal which naughty words Estevan learned from his grandma, recap Michael’s big birthday surprise, react to Netflix’s Too Ho...
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Ep 58: Huevos for Jesus from 2020-04-14T14:00:35
In today’s episode we GO LIVE! (for real) with cousins from around the world, rank JLo’s best (and worst) songs to have sex to, debate how much pictures of our body parts would sell for, reveal our...
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Ep 57: Blessed & Highly Favored from 2020-04-07T14:00:13
In today’s episode we react to our latest iTunes reviews, wear jockstraps as face masks, reveal which video games are the gayest, expose the original working title of the podcast & so much more!
Ep 56: Mystery Milk from 2020-03-31T14:00:22
In today’s episode we recap our debut Sunday Funday with Your Gay Cousins LIVE!, dive into the drama of Netflix’s Love is blind, audition for next season's AMAZING RACE, rate our favorite wet foods...
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Ep 55: Speedo or Speedont? from 2020-03-24T14:00:10
In today’s episode we prepare for Michael’s pool-side speedo debut, dive into Estevan’s mid-flight cinematic movie reviews, reveal which of us is near-sighted and the opposite of near-sighted, fake...
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Ep 54: CDC... Center for Dick Control from 2020-03-17T14:00:18
In today’s the boys dive into Estevan’s wild Berlin adventures, recap Michael’s 24 hours in Vegas, self-quarantine for Jesus, dish on the latest RuPaul’s Drag Race drama & so much more
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Ep 53: Big Ass Food from 2020-03-10T14:00:10
In today’s episode we get wet for big ass food, decide which one of us is salty and which is sweet, reveal our latest kink, reboot The Simple Life starring Your Gay Cousins & so much more!
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Ep 52: Please Pee in Here from 2020-03-03T15:00:20
In today’s episode we break down why Nicki Minaj really is that bitch (now available on iTunes), reveal why our love is stupid too, use our imaginations to lick it, officially celebrate one year of...
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Ep 51: Juan in the Box from 2020-02-25T15:00:20
This week the boys explore hot guys on TikTok, rock JLo’s new brown bottom collection, definitely rank the best fast food tacos (spoiler alert, Michael needs more meat), cheer in Spanish over Netfl...
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Ep 50: Nut Dip from 2020-02-18T15:00:30
This week we celebrate our 50th episode, predict our first time at the OSCARS (Your Gay Cousins: The Movie), give up poppers for lent, celebrate our favorite black divas for Black History Month & s...
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Ep 49: Lemme Find Out You Tryna Be A Fookin Dad Dude from 2020-02-11T15:00:30
In today’s episodes we deep dive into JLo’s whole half-time performance, expose our wild plans for Valentine’s Day, react to RuPaul’s SNL debut, find out who’s tryna be a fu%king dad dude & so much...
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Ep 48: Six Days to Gaytona from 2020-02-04T15:00:20
In today’s episode we react to wild Grammys moments, reveal who likes to be double-tapped, practice our mat talk, meet the queens of RPDR season 12 & so much more!
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Ep 47: Pegging, Peggers & Peggies from 2020-01-28T15:00:10
Ep 47: Pegging, Peggers & Peggies by Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan
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Ep 46: Manholes from 2020-01-21T15:00:10
In today’s episode we expose Estevan’s ridiculous cocktail order, dive into our childhood sex educations, reveal which of us has had Botox, find out what kind of hole we are LIVE ON-AIR & so much m...
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Ep 45: You Could See Her Goop from 2020-01-14T15:00:22
In today’s episode we expose how 2020 is kicking our ass so far! We dive into Estevan’s Golden Globes run-in with Selma Hayek, tell time Michael competed for Silk Nutmeg Ganaches’ love, give our la...
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Ep 44: Jesus Was Famously Shady from 2019-12-31T15:00:33
NEW EPISODE 44: Jesus Was Famously Shady | In today’s episode we throw a Your Gay Cousins New Years Eve pari! We we reveal what’s on our 2020 vision boards, expose our NYE kissing traditions, share...
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Ep 43: LatinXmas from 2019-12-24T15:00:33
NEW EPISODE 43: LatinXmas | In today’s episode we celebrate Creemás Your Gay Cousins style! We dive into our wild family holiday traditions, recap the 69th Annual WeHoHoHomo Holiday bar crawl, reve...
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Ep 42: Uncut Pens: A Holi-Slay Spectacular from 2019-12-17T14:45:50
In today’s episode we reveal what work Michael’s had done, decide who’s the Trixie and who’s the Katya, ask the question “who’s stealing bank pens,” expose how Estevan’s sister scammed her way into...
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Ep 41: Fifty Shades of Gay from 2019-12-10T15:00:33
In today’s episode we dive into the latest awkward celebrity drama, rank the gayest cats in pop culture, celebrate hot guys doing dumb shit on Tik Tok, expose Michael’s holiday fantasy involving a ...
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Ep 40: Santa Daddy from 2019-12-03T15:00:13
This week the boys reveal what gay patron saints Dolly, Selena, and RuPaul are up to, take a trip to the holiday swap-meet, sit on Santa Daddy’s lap, share why Michael’s bring calendars to his hook...
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Ep 39: My Big Mexican Thanksgiving from 2019-11-26T15:00:13
In today’s episode we celebrate Thanksgiving Your Gay Cousins style! We expose annoying family traditions, reveal whose abuelita is the shadiest bitch, explain why if you don’t play Lotería for mon...
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Ep 38: Gaylight Savings Time from 2019-11-19T15:00:13
In today’s episode we read your latest reviews of the podcast LIVE on-air, reveal which of us is a free-ballin bitch, tell how daylight savings times got us fucked up, decide which four women made ...
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Ep 37: Jesus Saves, I Spend from 2019-11-12T15:00:13
In today’s episode the boys dive into Dua Lipa’s disco moment, reveal how Michael got his back threwed out, pay their respects to Walter Mercado, recount the tales of shopping for lube at CVS & so ...
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Ep 36: Soggy Bottoms from 2019-11-05T15:00:12
In today’s episode the boys compare and contrast our childhood morning routines, react to this year’s Halloween costumes, dive into why Michael’s dating life is heading South, kick off Christmas wi...
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Ep 35: Happy Halloween B*tch from 2019-10-29T14:00:12
In today’s episode we celebrate Halloween! We recap our sluttiest Halloween costumes, discuss why we aren’t spooky ass bitches, deep dive into nipple talk, reveal Estevan’s feeder fetish & so much ...
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Ep 34: Mediocre Mexican Bake Off from 2019-10-22T14:00:32
In today's episode we reveal how Estevan scammed his way onto a famous panel, share whose pole Michael danced on at the Todrick concert, celebrate our cousin Becky G’s debut album, dive into the la...
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Ep 33: Spooky, Ooky & Kooky from 2019-10-15T14:00:18
In today’s episode we reveal who sings our theme song, recap Estevan’s therapy session, head across the pond for Drag Race UK, dive into straight guy hole culture & so much more!
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Ep 32: Erin Broke-bitch from 2019-10-08T14:00:14
This week the boys celebrate October 3rd "Mean Girls" style, give each other happy endings, predict JLo's Halftime show, reveal Grindr's first original series written by Your Gay Cousins & so much ...
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Ep 31: Your Gay Clowns from 2019-10-01T14:00:14
In today’s episode Estevan makes a shocking confession, we get caught red-handed, reveal our favorite porn stars, discuss being Christmas sluts, but we’re working that out in therapy & so much more...
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Ep 30 : Worst Hookup Ever from 2019-09-24T14:00:25
In today’s episode we celebrate our 30th episode with questions from the familia, we make dick jokes with Caitlin Jenner, react to the Drag Race UK cast, share our worst hookup stories & so much mo...
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Ep 29: Gays Love Venmo from 2019-09-17T14:00:46
In today’s episode we finally get our shit together, open our legs for hot gay comedians, make our ancestors proud with our tortilla skills, reveal how we’re the Walter Mercados of podcast with our...
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Ep 28: Wigs & Weed from 2019-09-10T14:00:25
This week the boys celebrate the inaugural wigs & weed episode, reveal Estevan’s drag name, munch butts with Jessica Lange, decide which Disney prince has the prettiest hole & so much more
Ep 27: Little Hoes Pool from 2019-09-03T14:00:35
Ep 27: Little Hoes Pool by Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan
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Ep 26: Pumpkin Spice for Jesus from 2019-08-27T14:00:25
In today’s episode we dive into our suit fetish, reveal which of the Wisemen brought pumpkin spice to Jesus, celebrate national left-handers day in a very special way & so much more!
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Ep 25: MySpace 8 Tops from 2019-08-20T14:00:15
NEW Ep 25: MySpace 8 Tops ? In today’s episode we go on an international shopping spree, discuss car sex stories, tell the time we broke into a Danity Kane performance, try to make new friends with...
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Ep 24: Secret Str8 Handjobs from 2019-08-13T14:00:17
In today’s episode the boys address some iTunes review drama, dive into Ariana Grande’s new single, reveal their biggest celebrity crushes, breakdown straight man hand choreography, discuss gay gre...
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Ep 23: Sad Boy Autumn from 2019-08-06T14:00:25
NEW Ep 23 "Sad Boy Autumn" In today’s episode we expose our dorm sex stories, Estevan details the glamorous life of a Hollywood Writers Room, we reveal who’s having the ultimate hot girl summer, sh...
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Ep 22: Our Final Episode from 2019-07-30T14:00:15
In today’s episode we reveal who’s an at-home nudist, debate the use of public poppers, take a teen voque friend quiz, predict our final episode live-on air & so much more!
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Ep 21: Small Roles, Small Holes from 2019-07-23T14:00:24
Ep 21: Small Roles, Small Holes by Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan
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Ep 20: A Dollar Makes Me Holler from 2019-07-16T14:00:14
In today’s episode, Estevan & Michael make a *HUGE* announcement LIVE ON-AIR, welcome the newest member to the familia, confess their worst family nicknames, live their twerking while fluting fanta...
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Ep 19: Thirty, Flirty & Dirty from 2019-07-09T14:00:14
In this episode the boys recap Estevan’s 30th birthday adventure in Palm Springs, reveal who wants to get high by the beach, expose their somewhat-illegal tricks to being bougie on a budget, rank c...
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Ep 18: My Vagina Has A Murmur from 2019-07-02T14:00:09
In today’s episode Michael and Estevan expose why Mexicans are always late to the pari, uncover what gives our vagina’s a heart murmur, become sexperts… officially and reveal why Estevan wants to b...
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Ep 17: Jesus, Mary & Joseth from 2019-06-25T14:00:24
Today the boys recap PRIDE month with their gayest untold stories, dive into Taylor Swift's gay phase, react to RuPaul's new talk show, more the end of Estevan's twenties & so much more!
Ep 16: Big Fat Tip from 2019-06-18T14:00:09
This week Michael & Estevan wish all the daddies a Happy Father’s Day, disscuss Rihanna giving us Linkedin realness, breakdown new gay music, reveal why they always give a big fat tip & so much mor...
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Ep 15: Gay-S-P-N from 2019-06-11T14:00:15
In this episode we reveal our go-to hangover foods, share why we won’t be buying a rainbow dildo, dish some steamy lockerroom talk, rank sports in order of gayness & so much more!
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Ep 14: The Hole Story from 2019-06-04T14:00:25
Today the boys recount their first PRIDE experiences, uncover Estevan’s lisp fetish, reveal why you might be showering wrong, discuss whose campaign slogan would be “I East Ass. And You Can Too.” a...
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Ep 13: Dial-Up Dick from 2019-05-28T14:00:17
This week we discuss why the career struggle is real, but we aren’t poor enough to use Uber Pool, reveal which one of us used Yahoo Chatrooms to live our white women fantasy, react to some of your ...
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Ep 12: Sneeze Fetish from 2019-05-21T14:00:17
This week we reveal which one of us sleeps naked, react to “Someone Great” starring Gina Rodriguez, discover our sneeze fetish, answer some burning questions from our cousins & so much more!
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Ep 11: Special Thicc-tums Unit from 2019-05-14T14:00:29
In today’s episode the boys toot and boot looks from the Met Gala, confess the time Estevan stole a robe from Tyra Banks, recap Michael’s trip to a sex show, thirst over Christopher Meloni’s Specia...
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Ep 10: 9 & 1/2 Reasons Why from 2019-05-07T14:00:29
This week Michael and Estevan celebrate their 10th episode! They recast "Golden Girls" with their favorite Latinas... sort of, bring back ringback tones, chat about Crayola's new gay crayon, remini...
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Ep 9: Homocoming ft. Beyoncé from 2019-04-30T14:00:29
In today's episode, the boys chat Beyoncé's "Homecoming" documentary, uncover who gave the Ferris wheel blowjob at Coachella, reveal what happened when Estevan flew first class, and show our apprec...
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Ep 8: Women of the Food Court from 2019-04-23T13:00:14
This week we take a trip to the food court, reboot the unofficial Skinamax version of Rugrats, expose Michael's college love triangle, and reveal how Estevan's mom is a witch!
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Ep 7: Daddy Status from 2019-04-16T14:00:14
Today the boys celebrate Michael’s birthday! We rank the best & worst birthday cake flavors, give our thoughts on birthday sex, tell the time Michael voted people out of his birthday party, reveal ...
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Ep 6: (Glory) Hole in the Wall from 2019-04-09T14:00:12
In today’s episode we reveal our Olive Garden fantasy, list our dream YourGayCousin guest stars, question how InstaGays afford their lifestyles, curate content for our secret OnlyFans & more!
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Ep 5: F*ckable Voice from 2019-04-02T15:00:12
In this episode Michael and Estevan discuss what a fuckable voice sounds like, why Latinos wear us out, what Queer Eye super power we would have, reveal who slid into our DMS & more!
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Ep 4: Poli-dicking Around from 2019-03-26T16:00:19
In this episode the boys call out people who use e-mail speak IRL, expose the time Estevan left Michael on read, tell you why Jesus is always watching, which Jonas Brother should run for President ...
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Ep 3: Spank Me from 2019-03-19T16:34:30
This week Estevan and Michael explore who got traumatized by the chancla as a kid (and adult), which Mexican candy shaped our childhood and who needs therapy when you have a podcast.
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Ep 2: Dirty Foot Person from 2019-03-12T16:00:08
This episode the boys expose why Michael's still single, decide which berry is the biggest b*tch, and explain the evils of being a "pata sucia."
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Ep 1: Never Been Kissed from 2019-02-22T06:46:06
Estevan and Michael expose their first times in today's episode! We reveal how we first met, who first stole our pencil boxes, and our secrets to a great first kiss.
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