Podcasts by Zig and Larry Ignore a Topic

1980's Toys: A Treasure Trove of Disturbing Delights from 2023-12-12T00:03:21

Casino's, biker gangs, bumps, babies, and a trip down nostalgia lane.

Etsy Horrors from 2023-12-04T10:30

Some piggies go to market, amphibian accessories, AirBnB nonsense, and other horror shows you could buy form Etsy if you had a time machine.

Thanksgiving, Fatherhood, and Weird News from 2023-11-27T10:30

The guys catch up after the interloper made it so they couldn't record, they literally talk turkey, being a dad, and there is some weird news of 2023.

The Pledge of Allegiance Was a Marketing Campaign from 2023-10-30T09:30

1980's hack comedian, literal nanny state, burials vs burning, and the fact that The Pledge of Allegiance was started because of capitalism. Swell.

McKamey Manor and Extreme Haunted Houses from 2023-10-23T09:30

Not drinking is bad for their health, Larry gets a taste of the high life, and they guys discuss the phenomenon that is extreme haunted houses/torture chambers you pay for.

Dementia Hibachi, Beer Drawers, Shoe Hosing, and a Serial Killer from 2023-10-09T09:30

This episode has everything. Literally, pretty sure every subject ever gets touched on. 

Gen X Trends That Are Actually Boomer Nonsense from 2023-10-02T09:00

Discussing of maladies, some meandering, and Larry finds an article that says it is about GenX that is really about Boomers Written by a dim person.

BABY NAMES PART 7 from 2023-09-25T09:30

In honor of the inevitable debut of Zig's kiddo he brings us more BS baby names!

Brewster's Millions from 2023-09-18T09:30

We play our own version of the classic movie starring Richard Pryor and John Candy. It goes...fine.

New Game: Would You Drink It?! from 2023-09-11T09:30

Zig presents a new game! Spoiler...I mean, we will likely drink it.

Re-Release: Choose Your Own Misadventure! from 2023-08-28T09:30

Larry is on the road peddling hot and fresh teehees, so enjoy the re-release of one of the guys' favorite episodes.

Ol' Hot Beef Sundae and The Kool-Aid Pickle read a Choose Your Own Adve...

BS or Real: 1980's Action Movie Edition from 2023-08-21T09:30

arry makes Zig guess if the movie title is real or something he made up. Play along at home and let us know how you did at zigandlarryyignoreatopic@gmailc.om

We Endorse a Chaos Princess, Larry's Stripper Name, Nature Hates Peggy, and Enough Cocaine for One Decent Year from 2023-08-14T09:30

We Endorse a Chaos Princess, Larry's Stripper Name, Nature Hates Peggy, and Enough Cocaine for One Decent Year. 

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New Game: What's in a Name? from 2023-08-07T09:30

Larry is mildly disraught, Zig is mildly "meh," both are three sheets. So it's time for a new game! Race Horses, NASCAR, and Disney...oh my!

There's No Point and You Can't Win: eBay Edition from 2023-07-31T09:30

Larry talks about the run of shows, Zig talks about he run of his run of repairs, and they play the stupid eBay food version of your favorite game.

Us? We're Just Hobo'in. from 2023-07-24T09:30

Jason Aldean looks like a baked potato cosplaying as a turd, Storm Gods say "no," Bert Kreischer, and the guys learn about symbols they'll need for their next career.

International Birthday Nonsense from 2023-07-17T09:30

The guys are back together. They discuss where they've been, where they're going, and since it is their birthday week they discuss weird birthday traditions from around the world.

Where You Been, Guys? from 2023-07-10T09:00

Sorry we've been gone for a while, gang. Tornadoes, new babies, vacations, and goblins.

Legends of The Smoky Mountains and Matt Rife from 2023-06-12T09:30

Look, Larry is on vacation but still bringing you content because he loves you. Zig indulges Larry and even Larry can't abide some of this nonsense...but a couple of the are cool. Also, comedy s...

Ill-Advised Beasts and How Much to Buy Them from 2023-06-05T09:30

Food, Robin Williams, Dr. Gonzo, drinks, and Zig tells Larry how much his dream pets cost.

Big News from 2023-05-29T15:45:21

Not saying anything, just listen. 

Comedy Shop Talk with Larry from 2023-05-22T09:30

zig wasn't feeling good, so instead of a rerun, Larry decided to just talk some shop. What not to do, some guidelines, and brags about his comedy room. 

How Gross is Too Gross? Food Edition from 2023-05-15T09:30

The boys talk about...something? Who knows. But then they take an actual scientific quiz regarding how grossed out they would be by certain food things. It turns out exactly as you think.

The International Phenomenon 50 Shades of Grey from 2023-05-08T09:30

Play along! Can you guess is it a cheap romance novel that everyone turns their nose up at or the international phenomenon 50 Shades of Grey?

Corporate Failures from 2023-05-01T09:30

Larry goes on a blackout adventure, Zig gets a cryptic message from him, and the fellas talk about corporations that wasted a pornographic amount of money on failure.

Sell Your Body For Fun and Profit from 2023-04-24T09:30

Larry experiments on himself, Zig shrugs, and they discuss the parts of your body you can legally sell because this is fine. It's all fine.

Recycled Episode from 2023-04-17T09:30

Zig is on vacation, Larry is on the road, so we randomly chose an episode to re-run. Let's hope it's good.

Aliens, Crotch Goats, and Zig Repairs History from 2023-04-10T09:30

Boxcars, hobos, goats in the crotch, comedy, special guests, and Zig reminds us that everything we know is wrong.

Zig and Larry Check Their Relationship from 2023-04-03T09:30

Larry is concerned about he and Zig's relationaship, so they go over a checklist and take a quiz to make sure their relationship is still strong. Also, Zig shoots his dog with lasers, Sneezing P...

You Can't Win and There's No Point: Mythical Scottish Creatures Edition from 2023-03-27T09:30

Finish PornHub, Larry wakes up on the stairs, Zig moistens his down-belows, and Larry makes Zig guess the names of creatures from Scottish Folklore.

Ridiculous Reasons to Get Sent Away in the 1800s: Part Conclusion from 2023-03-20T09:30

New names for 1800s era sanitariums, inane chatting, nonsense, and the last 40-some reasons you could have been locked up 160 years ago.

Politics, Religion, and Self-Pleasure: Reasons To Get Locked Up in the 1800s Part 1 from 2023-03-13T09:30

The boys give a list of com[pnaies that don't sponsor them and Zig discusses half of the 80 reasons to be institutionalized in the 1800s. 

This Is How You Get Orcs from 2023-03-06T10:30

Larry explains where he's been. Zig does readings for sponsors they don't have. And Super Pigs are coming to kill us all.

Rerelease: Choose Your Own Misadventure from 2023-02-27T13:31:01

Yup, Larry sucks at scheduling and even worse at time travel. The guys decided to just give you a rerun this week. Larry has promised to try and be better at scheduling...

Best Worst Baby Names of 2022 from 2023-02-20T10:30

Zig brings a list of the most popular baby names of 2022 and the boys make fun of them. 

Excommunicating of Vermin and Murder Swine from 2023-02-13T10:30

Sorry we were gone without explanation last week, you get an explanation. Also, the clergy send rats to hell, swine on trial, and only moon!

Athletes Getting Arrested for Stupidity from 2023-01-30T10:30

Dame Judy Dench is a chameleon, Larry apologizes, and athletes who did stupid stuff, got arrested, but since they're rich got away with it.

Guess the Kink from 2023-01-23T10:30

Larry struggles to pronounce a bunch of scientific names of sexual proclivities and makes Zig guess what they are. Also, Anne Ramsay, a news update, and a horrible impression.

Weird Ways Old "Celebs" Met Their Demise from 2023-01-16T10:30

Zig makes Larry guess the ways some old celebrities met their demise. 

Cinephile Quiz (I Know. It Sounds Gross.) from 2023-01-09T10:30

Larry has come up with the worst-best descriptions of movies and makes Zig guess what they are. Play along! If you beat Zig let us know at zigandlarryignoreatopic@gmail.com

Hangover Cures from Around The World from 2023-01-02T10:30

Zig has hallucinations, visits Doc Ford's Rum Thumbin', NYE adventures, and some of the best worst hangover cures.

A Quick Holiday Message from 2022-12-26T10:30

Just a quick thanks and apology. Blame Larry.

The BS of The Holiday Season and a Little about Farley from 2022-12-19T10:30

Look, normally Larry tries to keep it positive, but today ain't the day, so he's being a Grumpy Li'l Piss Bear. He rails on bad bookings, his insomnia, barely keeping it together, and the worst ...

Guess the Regrettable Cocktail Nonsense from 2022-12-12T10:30

People are stupid and make stupid choices when it comes to booze. Zig makes Larry guess about it.

Nikky's Sex Toy Surprise from 2022-12-05T10:30

Another episode from Florida and Nikky graces the guys with her presence and brings a whole mess of sex toys to review! Well, actually, she has found some of the craziest sex toys on the interne...

We're Sorry: A Florida Oopsy from 2022-11-28T10:30

The guys are together celebrating Thanksgiving and the fact that they haven't died yet due to being drunk for four days. Larry asks Zig a series of questions centered on the Florida Experience.

When You Get Caught Between Ninja Rap and Axel Foley: Best and Worst Movie Theme Songs from 2022-11-21T10:30

Shows, butthole doctors, travel, and the best, worst, and criminally unmentioned movie theme songs.

Revenge and Money: Our Supervillain Origin Story from 2022-11-14T10:30

Zig let strangers look at his butthole, Larry is no longer a plague rat, and the fellas discuss origin stories for villainy.

The D+ Effort History of Pornography from 2022-11-07T10:30

Zig is being handy, Larry is a plague rat, and the boys discuss how "the good old days" weren't as "pure" as some of ya'll want to think.

Rerelease - Bordello of Blood from 2022-10-31T09:30

Timing is weird, scheduling is hard, and sometimes the black death takes us, so enjoy this delightful Halloween rerelease that YouTube really liked.

Florida Man: The Return: Part Choose Your Own Adventure from 2022-10-24T09:30

Zig is back and getting settled into his new digs. Larry denies science, Zig gets lit off the land, and they fill the spaces in-between nonsense talking about Florida psychotics.

Rerelease - Return Of Crankenstein from 2022-10-17T07:30

One last week of reruns. The follow-up/final chapter of the dude with a crank on his arm.

Crankenstein: The Re-Release from 2022-10-10T09:30

Scheduling is hard! So please enjoy the episode where we introduce you to the gent with a wanger on his arm

My Dick and Balls Made a Fist from 2022-10-03T09:30

Zig is alive and so is his house! Larry's adventures in traffic and how NOT to act at a show.

Drunk Elephants and Thieving Murder Primates from 2022-09-26T09:30

Zig has been working hard on getting the new house remodeled, you know, just in time for a hurricane! Also, drunken elephants who just want to be left alone and monkeys in India that have went f...

Papa Came Home from 2022-09-19T09:30

Zig is back and he brought a whole mess of people with awesome names that Larry is jealous of. The boys also trade medical maladies and Larry snuggles baby bunnies. Please like and leave a revie...

Rednecks Everywhere Part 2 - Aqua Teen, Snapple, and Just for Feet from 2022-09-12T09:30

Finishing up this two part episode, Nik and Larry discuss racist shoe ads from the 1990's, Snapple flooding the streets, Aqua Teen Hunger Force's big oopsie. 

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Rednecks Everywhere: Kid Rock, Trailer Park Swingers, and Boozy Dew from 2022-09-05T09:30

Zig is tied up somewhere in Tijuana, so Nikky steps in to cohost. In part one they discuss Hard Mt Dew, a colostomy bag not being the worst thing at Kid Rock's stupid Nashville hellhole, key par...

Glurpo! The (creepy, underwater) Clown! from 2022-08-29T09:30

Larry can't read, Zig poisoned himself, winerys, stupidity, a pig that swims, amnesia, and Glurpo the Clown. This episode doesn't know what it is.

Creepy Tales from National Parks from 2022-08-15T09:30

Larry ACIDENTALLY kidnapped a dog, Zig made a big boy purchase, dick giggers, Sean Astin, and creepy nonsense happening in our National Parks. (Also, apologies for some of the sound issues at th...

How Many Chickens Could Kill a Lion? from 2022-08-08T09:30

How many chickens could take a lion? What's better than grass? Does Larry leave a residue? These questions answered, and more, on this D+ Effort!

The Georgia Guidestones, Fried Chicago Steak Mistake, and a 600 pound phallus from 2022-08-01T09:30

The boys discuss music festivals, craft beer, the craziness of the Georgia Guidestones and the irony that someone blew them up. 

American Delight&Taste of Africa...+ Mexican Food from 2022-07-25T09:30

Zig presents the world's worst martini that people are paying too much for along with a bunch of restaurants that didn't make it...and no, not due to COVID.

Bigfoot Made Me Do It from 2022-07-18T09:30

This is a nonsense episode, but fun. Aliens, Kevin Farley, Larry's in a mood but also silly, and did you know you can summon Bigfoot to off someone? 

I, For One, Welcome Our New Overlords from 2022-07-11T09:30

Adorably killer aggro rodents, acid spiting ants, and birds big enough to get your tits out.

Dr. Professor Courage Does and Octopus from 2022-07-04T09:30

Back to form, talking octopuses, Dr. Professor Courage (their arch nemesis), Otto, Inky, and some rum-soaked nonsense. 

(Also, screw the Supreme Court, women should have autonomy over the...

TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY KOREA RE-RELEASE from 2022-06-27T09:30

That's right, they made it two entire years and decided to re-release our first episode...with slightly better sound! 

OK, it's a bit of a copout...Larry is on the road telling the teehee...

Welcome to Hell Gig, TN! Or how NOT to run a standup comedy show! from 2022-06-20T09:30

The boys catch up, Larry describes his hell gig, and the boys essentially tell you how to run a successful standup by telling you what NOT to do.

I don't know, let's say sketch comedy? from 2022-06-13T09:30

Zig still has The 'Vid, Larry's in a mood, this show is great, but off the rails, which is why it's great. Also, KITH, The State, and Carol Burnett.

Marriage Traditions Suck from 2022-06-06T09:30

Zig is back from his trip to the Great White North and all he got was this lousy COVID-19. Also, they're both exhausted. Also, also, they chat about the dumbest wedding traditions.

100th Episode Copout Clip Show from 2022-05-30T09:30

That's right Meatcatchers, 100 entire episodes of this nonsense. We put in a C+ effort and clipped together some of our favorite moments from the last two years. This is fun for us because we ar...

80s Cartoons: Mixing Animation and Cocaine Rules from 2022-05-23T09:30

Care Bears mock Death themself, Fist-O and his twink fetish, My Little Pony (which we talk about too much), and Thundercats trippin' balls.

Kill Your Heroes from 2022-05-16T09:30

Zig poisoned his family. Larry is on three hours sleep. We tell you how people portrayed as heroes in history are still monsters. Larry tries to end it on a positive note. 

Crankenstein's Monster: The Return of The Man With a Penis on His Arm from 2022-05-09T09:30

Finally! Some damn closure! Larry surprises Zig with the greatest gift he's ever received: The follow-up on Malcolm MacDonald, the man whose down-belows caught the bad bloods and fell off...and ...

You Can't Win and There's No Point: Urban Dictionary Edition from 2022-05-02T09:30

Hey, Meatcatchers (yeah, we're trying to bring this back), play along with Zig's favorite game YOU CAN'T WIN AND THERE'S NO POINT. Larry is sober and grumbling about rum, we learn about Sporking...

Batman, 4/20, Wedding Rejection, and Dating Stories from 2022-04-25T09:30

A review of The Batman, Zig says no to a wedding, April 20th, and horrible dating stories.

Laws Are Stupid. Become Ungovernable from 2022-04-18T09:30

Larry's brain as gone bad, Zig gets creative, and the guys talk about some dumb laws our government(s) have concocted.

Another Happy Failure: Starring Aviator Suits, Bubblegum Broccoli, and The Cleveland Indians from 2022-04-11T09:30

Larry is back outside with the sounds of lawn care, Bill ruins a cane, Larry is visited by the cops (sort of), death, horrible cuisine, baseball, Chupacabra, citrus projectiles, and a myriad of ...

The Great Outdoors, Kite Tubes, and Harry Potter's Nimbus 2000 from 2022-04-04T09:30

Larry tries something new, Zig tries boozy Mt Dew, and the guys discuss ill-fated products that have brought pain, death, and pleasure. 

Bobcat Goldthwait and Dana Gould: Joy Ride from 2022-03-28T09:30

Nik is back to fill in and she and Larry catch up on their week (seriously, they haven't seen each other), wombats and jackalopes, their unofficial sponsor Adam & Eve, dark humor and coping mech...

Chewbacca, Turtles, Catholics, and other made up things! from 2022-03-21T09:30

Larry is joined by his wife, Nicole (Nik), for a conversation about Chewbacca likely making Ewok babies, turtles with vibrators, Larry's adventures in clean comedy, and Nik throws out some rando...

Cajun Insanity and News Updates from 2022-03-14T09:30

Is it really "news?" Don't know. Is it the funniest episode? Still don't know, we were drinking. Grab a cocktail and join us.

From the Mouths of Babes to Your Earholes from 2022-03-07T10:30

Zig discovers a bunch of funny kids, Larry isn't hungover, and everyone's favorite game, Pocketfulla!

Keep Jerkin' 'Til It's Workin' (Or How Hacky Does It Get) from 2022-02-28T10:30

Larry is hungover as all hell, Zig is half in the bag, the guys try to update old sayings for a modern world and almost succeed. Also, Larry tells an unintentionally sad story and likely it ends...

Whose Puddle is This? from 2022-02-21T10:30

The name for pocket lint, Kevin Farley, raw onions, pecker rot, tons of editing, and a special guest (no, not Kevin Farley). Also, more random facts to underwhelm your friends!

Is Any of This Useable? from 2022-02-14T10:30

Look, a lot of things have happened in the two weeks since the boys have talked. Larry is the new King of Iceland, Zig discovers a beer wall, and strip clubs. 

STOP NAMING YOUR KIDS DUMB CRAP from 2022-02-07T10:30

This is the one subject Larry ever really gets fired up about...the guys were also pretty deep in the cups for this one. Zig throws out some of the dumbest things people have named their kids (b...

Speaking of Kinks: The Fursona Quiz is a True Crime (These Are Key Search Terms) from 2022-01-31T10:30

Zig's booze blessing, Larry talks about SnoJam, announcing the winner of the contest, small town fast food, and the guy's take a quiz to figure out what kind of Furry they are. 

Take the ...

People Who Should Be Household Names (A Guessing Game) from 2022-01-24T10:30

Zig gives Larry the names of people who we should know and makes him guess what it is they've done...Larry proves he knows nothing. Also, a clarification on the contest, likely an apology, and L...

Dueling Injuries, Failed Sexual Attempts, Smoked Meats, and Bob Saget from 2022-01-17T10:30

Larry gets injured, Zig tries and fails, a discussion of how rad Bob Saget was, and animals doing things that they shouldn't. This episode is all over the place.

Baba Vanga and Other Soothsayers With Silly Names from 2022-01-10T10:30

This episode has it some! Fortune tellers, technical issues, an appearance from Mr. Delicious due to said issues. We make it work.

Celebrating the Life of a Buttplug Icon from 2022-01-03T10:30

While yes, we lost Betty White, we also lost another icon: Phil Harvey. No, not the radio guy, the co-founder of Adam & Eve's Buttplug Emporium! We also have praise for some comics and clubs, sh...

Zig&Larry Cure Your Loneliness from 2021-12-27T10:30

NYE, bay-bee! Joke thievery, how advice is crap, the worst and laziest article ever written about being lonely, and some of our own tips to help out. 

Five Douchebag Rock Musicians and One Rad One: A Holiday Special from 2021-12-20T10:30

It's a Spliffmas Miracle! The holiday episode...where we don't really talk much about the holiday. Larry talks about five old rock stars that are super huge suck holes and one that is an angel o...

Zig&Larry Are Traumatized By The Groke, Moomins, and The Animals of Farthing Place from 2021-12-13T10:30

Zig smells funny, Larry has discovered a distaste for sturgeon, a Danish children's cartoon with a whimsical prehensile penis, death, ennui, cannibalism, unstoppable monsters...but it's all for ...

Broken Bones, Healed Homes, and Gnarly Injuries (Zig Returns!) from 2021-12-06T10:30

After taking last week off to, you know, come out of the hospital, Zig comes back to tell the tale of what happened and some hospital stories and Larry relates with some of his own injuries, hos...

ZIG&LARRY'S FIRST CLIP SHOW (BUT IT'S GOOD) from 2021-11-29T10:30

Alright, look, Zig got hurt. We threw this together to post. But it's a few clips from some of our favorite episodes. 

Crappy Thanksgiving! (A d New Zealand's Wizard) from 2021-11-22T10:30

Hatred of yard work, a wizard employed by the government, Thanksgiving, holiday stupidity, and other nonsense.

Zig&Larry Ignore Method Actors (With Two Guests!) from 2021-11-15T10:30

Two of Larry's offspring stop in to chat with Uncle Zig with varying degrees of discomfort and the guys discuss insane measures of method acting.

Zig&Larry Ignore Florida Man (St. Petersburg Edition) from 2021-11-08T10:30

Zig has moved to NOT St Petersburg, FL! He and Larry catch up after not his move, and Zig discovers that Florida Man exists everywhere.

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Zig&Larry Ignore Haunted Houses of Illinois from 2021-11-01T09:30

Haught Mansion, Whaley House, H.H. Holmes, Queen Elizabeth's drinking habits, dog leavin's, and cocaine hippos.

Zig&Larry Ignore War Pigs (and Other Battle Beasts) from 2021-10-25T09:30

Machine gun elephants, mine hunting dolphins, flaming swine, and also some nonsense.

EPIC CROSSOVER MOVIE REVIEW: TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD (with special guest Lou Hare) from 2021-10-18T10:30

That's right! It's the most ambitious podcast crossover of all time! Zig and Larry are joined by Lou Hare, the host of Guilty Pleasures on The Front Row Network and NPR Illinois, and Larry's oth...

Zig&Larry Ignore Criminal Beauty Techniques from 2021-10-11T10:30

Silliness, music, booze talk, Larry tells an embarrassing story from the road, Zig has nothing going on he wants to talk about, and the guys get disgusted by the torture women had to endure to m...

Zig&Larry Ignore The COVID Anal Two-Step and Old Women Who Aren't Having It (Unrelated?) from 2021-10-04T10:30

Larry is on the road and avoiding strip clubs, Zig brings us a new scientific discovery that is way less fun than it sounds, and a group of armed elderly women protect their produce from maraudi...

Zig&Larry Ignore Deadly Children's Toys from 2021-09-27T10:30

Larry's still grumpy, Zig is still drunk, and now they are on about old toys that could maim and kill. It's fun for the entire family!

Zig&Larry Ignore Monsters of the Midwest from 2021-09-20T10:30

Mythical cryptids of the midwest, booze talk, Larry is a grumpy li'l p*ss bear, and Zig doesn't completely hate the topic. 

Zig&Larry Ignore Horrible Penis Trauma from 2021-09-13T10:30

Your drunk uncles have an unintentional 80's party, more Dale the Hobo Wizard, and Zig tortures Larry by telling him all the horrific things that can happen to one's dingle dangle bits.

Zig&Larry Explore Their Kinks Part 2 (A Tragedy in Two Acts) from 2021-09-06T10:30

The results of the BDSM quiz, more stories of the city, more drinking, and likely causing their parents to be even more disappointed.

Zig&Larry Explore Their Kinks Part 1 (A Tragedy in Two Acts) from 2021-08-30T10:30

After not being able to see each other in person for over a year, and with Zig's upcoming move south, Larry comes to Sweet Home Chicago and the guys sit and have a long, meaningful, conversation...

Zig&Larry Ignore A Reading Rainbow Monkey's Unit and Celebrity Bathing Habits from 2021-08-23T10:30

Callbacks to last episode, a primate at a children's library, and (to Zig's chagrin) celebrity bathing habits. 

Zig&Larry Ignore The Library, Dr. Hello Kitty, and The Hobo Ethical Code from 2021-08-16T10:30

Zig makes new friends at the public library, Larry sees one of God's Special Soldiers, and they discuss the Hobo Ethical Code of 1889.

Zig&Larry Ignore Philosophy and Other Crap They Aren't Qualified to Talk About from 2021-08-09T10:30

Alright, there was a slight hiccup this week. And by slight hiccup we mean someone crawled 25 feet into the air and jacked all the wires out of the box what gives Ol' Uncle Scruffy Nuts (Zig if ...

ZIG&LARRY IGNORE INSTRUMENTS OF MASS DISRUPTION, HOW STEVIE NICKS TAKES HER SUGAR, AND OLYMPIC LEVEL RANDINESS from 2021-08-02T10:30

A golfer gets farted off the tee, Larry's jealously of Stevie Nicks' roadies, and those filthy, dirty, naughty Olympians.

Zig&Larry Ignore Chicago Public Transit, Reality TV, and Other Stuff I Can't Remember Cuz I'm Drunk from 2021-07-26T09:30

The boys discuss Zig's trouble with the train, Larry spews some  nonsense, and they discuss some of the worst reality TV (which is saying something, you know, considering).

Zig&Larry Ignore Larry's Sus Writing, Putting It In Anyway, Medal Johnson, and Mel Brooks from 2021-07-19T10:30

Yes, this is mostly about Mel Brooks and the guys' love for him, however, Zig can't resist the chance to make fun of Larry's drunk writing, and they riff on jokes from last episode.

ZIG&LARRY IGNORE WEIRD HOLIDAYS, FIREBALLS, THE DEVIL, AND RAINBOW DASH from 2021-07-12T10:30

Devils jumping over babies, cheese armor, what Rainbow Dash is here to do, fireballs, property damage, and ill-fitting suits. Happy Treason Day.

Zig&Larry Will Not Ignore Their One Year Anniversary Part 2 from 2021-07-05T10:30

Part two of the boys blearily looking back at their first year and doing their best to reminisce about their favorite episodes, including scientific marvels, mysteries, and something else that s...

Zig&Larry Will Not Ignore Their One Year Anniversary Part 1 from 2021-06-28T10:30

That's right, the podcast with a short attention span actually made it a full year without missing an episode! Through sound issues, power outages, and a whole slew of technical issues, these tw...

Zig and Larry Ignore The Government from 2021-06-21T10:30

Zig is recording on location, Larry shares his meeting with Poseidon while on vacation, wasteful government spending, baby racoons, giant dogs, and their very first guest!!!

Zig&Larry Ignore The Mysteries of the Human Body from 2021-06-14T10:30

Zig struggles to discuss things he didn't know about the body, Larry struggles to stay alive during this episode...look, just going to say it, the guys struggled hard through most of this. Appar...

Zig&Larry Ignore The Creepiest of Classics from 2021-06-07T10:30

Oh boy! The good old days. A simpler time. In some people's opinions, a more innocent time...if your idea of innocence is skeezy older dudes hitting of teenage girls! (Which, you know, the guys ...

ZIG&LARRY IGNORE YOUR GRANDMA'S RECIPES from 2021-05-31T10:30

Why, God? Why? Zig mercilessly presents recipes your grandma (or great-grandma) would have served at a barbiturate and gin soaked 1950's dinner party. It's nightmare and indigestion fuel. These ...

Zig&Larry Ignore Japanese Sculpture and Airborne Reptiles from 2021-05-22T10:30

Drugs, booze, parenthood, comedy, reptiles used as projectiles, a tentacled Japanese sculpture (but NOT that), Florida, true crime, sex, and other things that will make Apple's algorithm find us...

Zig&Larry Ignore Horrific Ad Campaigns from 2021-05-17T10:30

Larry's smoldering indifference, Zig's infinite patience with Larry derailing the show, and both of them are appalled (so you know it's bad) at some of the biggest businesses ill-advised adverti...

ZIG&LARRY ARE AFRAID TO IGNORE WOMEN WHO ACHIEVED SAINTHOOD from 2021-05-10T10:30

This is a great episode. Zig talks about his curation of a hangover, the scatalogical adventures of city life, and Larry tells Zig all about three women who were awarded sainthood who are "both ...

Zig&Larry Ignore Their Past Employment from 2021-05-03T10:30

Hangover remediation, vaccinations, getting to do gigs again, alternative pronunciations of a Patrick Swayze movie, and the guys share their best, worst, and favorite jobs. 

Zig&Larry Can't Ignore Columbus, OH! from 2021-04-26T10:30

Gruff mumbling, arguments, making up, giggles, booze, and we talk about the city that's been showing us the most love, COLUMBUS, OH!

ZIG&LARRY IGNORE PONG MONKEY from 2021-04-19T10:30

The guys have lost it. They try to catch up with each other, get interrupted, try to get back on track, talk about Elon Musk's Pong Monkey, and the horrible things humans have enacted  on animal...

ZIG&LARRY IGNORE THEIR OWN FORMAT from 2021-04-12T10:30

Sometimes Zig and Larry record two episodes in a row. Sometimes when that happens one or the other or both have a couple too many libations and they forget to do a topic. Sometimes is this time....

Zig&Larry Ignore Terrifying Florentine Sports from 2021-04-05T10:30

Larry has a new nickname, Zig goes on adventures, and they discuss Calcio Fiorentino, a "sport" in Florence with a high mortality rate. Also, an update on Yuri and Margo! Yes, it is as batsh*t a...

Zig&Larry Ignore Bog People from 2021-03-29T10:30

More Pain. More Anguish. Hill Jackery. Giggles. A very cool scientific phenomenon poorly explained through a haze of hastily made cocktails and regret. 

ZIG&LARRY IGNORE NOT SO SUPER BEINGS from 2021-03-22T10:30

Malort, anguish, pain, mistakes, and Zig brings up horrible super heroes and Larry immediately takes over with tomes of knowledge.

ZIG&LARRY IGNORE RANDOM FACTS from 2021-03-15T10:30

A musical interlude, ignoring the suggestions of their doctors, drunken giggling, and a pile of random nonsense. 

ZIG&LARRY IGNORE THEIR DOCTORS from 2021-03-08T11:30

This is it! The dimwits have been talking about it and now we get the results of their annual checkups and it is surprising to say the least. There's other stuff, too. Just listen. Also, pray to...

Zig&Larry Ignore Presidential Pets from 2021-03-01T12:30

This may be one of the most wholesome shows you're going to get out of these two. They're discussing the greatest presidential pets. From gators living in bathtubs to cursing parrots to two very...

Zig&Larry Ignore Insane Businesses from 2021-02-22T11:30

Larry celebrates a heat wave appropriately. Orsen Welles...for reasons. The struggles of having a small dog in the city. Also, the most insane businesses that actually make money. 

Zig&Larry Ignore Conspiracy Theories from 2021-02-15T11:30

First, you get a peak behind the magic. Second, the rules of a new game. Third, an explanation (or an apology) of Lepus. Fourth, Larry auditions for a beer voiceover. Fifth, these are conspiracy...

Zig&Larry Ignore A Cartoon Spokesman and Aging from 2021-02-08T11:30

Look, you get it already, we drink and this episode is no exception. Also, Zig introduces Larry to a terrifying cartoon spokesman and Zig presents his morning routine. Thanks for hanging out wit...

Zig&Larry Ignore Poland from 2021-02-01T11:30

An update on Yuri and Margo! The guys start the episode drunk and get drunker. Also, the catharsis of virtual concerts, they create new units of measurement, send out a big thank you, and they i...

Zig and Larry Ignore "Cell Mates" and Let's Just Say "Toys" from 2021-01-25T11:30

Not sure how to describe this episode without being too graphic. Uh...there's cocktail recipes? Unfair imprisonment? There's also discussion of a specific product for the, I don't know, discerni...

Zig&Larry Ignore a "Substance Shortage" and Favorite Comedy Albums from 2021-01-18T11:30

The guys give themselves a comedy challenge and succeed! Discuss a "substance shortage" that is a real sticky situation and dork out over comedy albums and when their love of comedy began. 

Zig&Larry Ignore The Flying Spaghetti Monster from 2021-01-11T11:30

Pastafarians! Larry's secret to making friends! Ewoks! New catch phrases! Cocktail recipes! Sound engineering! To Wong Foo! And lots of giggling at nothing! Also, the theme song should be fixed!...

Zig&Larry Ignore New Years Resolutions from 2021-01-04T11:30

These guys are just like the rest of you, they also ignore resolutions. You get an update on the body builder who married his sex doll, things Larry has learned, Zig's new "fitness" adventure, a...

Zig&Larry Ignore Questionable Cuisine from 2020-12-28T15:58:30

It's the Z&LCorpIncTech holdiay party! Complete with failed sight gags, a big fella in an elf costume, drunken giggles, and Zig discusses a few food items you won't find on the menu at your loca...

Zig&Larry Can't Ignore A Recipe for Seduction (A Crossover Event!) from 2020-12-21T11:30

Oh boy, is this a special episode! Zig & Larry do a crossover episode with Larry's other OTHER show, Convince Me with Larry Smith (on The Front Row Network and NPRIllinois) and they review the L...

Zig&Larry Ignore Christmas from 2020-12-14T12:00

Merry whatever you celebrate! Zig brings up some pretty absurd Christmas time traditions from around the world, from evil witches to seals stuffed with birds! Also, Larry is excited he actually ...

Zig&Larry Ignore Transistorized Temptresses from 2020-12-07T12:00

Sex Robots...that means sex robots. Also, Larry talks about going feral and his burgeoning war with the squirrels, Zig is happy about a quarantine Thanksgiving, and he finally approves of Larry'...

Zig&Larry Ignore More Baby Names: The Sequel from 2020-11-30T11:30

Record two episodes in a row? Absolutely. Stay sober for the second? We don't think so. Zig comes in with a fresh crop of horrible names to share with Larry. Larry drinks like a normal person an...

Zig&Larry Ignore The Hubris of Science from 2020-11-23T12:00

Larry has found multiple things to upset Zig: A new cocktail, scientists spitting in the face of God, and a potential adversary for four lizard martial artists. Also, nearly the greatest crimina...

Zig&Larry Ignore eScooters and Company Funds from 2020-11-16T12:00

Larry drinks a new color of cocktail, they debate electric scooters, discuss Zig actually using his company's money appropriately, and they discuss Zig's favorite sculpture.

Zig&Larry Ignore The Flavor Dogs Crave from 2020-11-09T12:00

Larry makes a hat, the return of the Big Ol' Thing of Blue, discussion of Zig's sleeping arrangements, an update on Mama Cass the kookaburra too hefty to fly, and an alarming trend in dog toys i...

Zig&Larry Ignore Pet Peeves...and Other Stuff from 2020-11-02T12:00

This episode has everything! Talk of music on vinyl, Dumb Records (the best record store in the world), Billy Squire, super swell comedian Charlie Hestor, the artistry of Wayne Coyne, Dom DeLuis...

Zig&Larry Ignore Terrible Halloween Costumes from 2020-10-26T11:30

The best worst Halloween costumes, Marshmallow Toddlers, cavemen, Jameson whiskey, broken tech, this episode has everything but sobriety and good taste. 

Zig&Larry Ignore Everything from 2020-10-19T11:00

Do these guys even have a topic this week? I mean, yeah, but they do promise to ignore it. It is right in the name. Lawn mower drama, screaming at stringed instruments, Zig can't get a microphon...

Zig&Larry Ignore Pneumatic Tubes from 2020-10-12T11:00

Larry is fascinated with pneumatic tubes...Zig less so. Zig makes fun of Larry for, well, nothing he doesn't deserve, they giggle a lot about nothing, discuss headwear, potable Windex, and cuddl...

Zig&Larry Ignore Florida Man from 2020-10-05T11:00

Zig introduces Larry to a game he's unfamiliar with, they lament the fact that they missed a perfect joke from the previous episode, Zig discusses his questionable bathroom appliances, and Larry...

Zig&Larry Ignore A Miracle of Modern Science from 2020-09-28T11:00

This may be the best episode yet...or maybe we'll ever do. First, we discuss our new spirit animal and mascot of the show, a very specific kookaburra. Also, we aren't going to spoil this, but ju...

Zig&Larry Ignore Questionably Made Whiskey from 2020-09-21T11:00

The Inebriated Dyad have a chat about...let's not ruin it, but know that Larry was speechless. Also, Singleton Scotch, Larry's own brand of booze Simpleton Whiskey, Mason City Limits comedy club...

Zig and Larry Ignore Vacations from 2020-09-14T11:00

These two really do a great job ignoring this week's topic. From talking injuries, to jazzed up Ford Tempos, to angry lawn care, to stealing iguanas, to volcanoes, chickens are mentioned (and no...

Zig and Larry Ignore Questionable Baby Name Choices from 2020-09-07T11:00

In this episode, we discover the irony of two dudes who go by "Zig and Larry" making fun of any name. Larry sets sail with a mythological beast, Zig learns nothing, and the Intoxicated Duo discu...

Zig and Larry Ignore Best Worst 80's Movies from 2020-08-31T11:00

Larry pulls a visual gag on a podcast...because that works, he also screws up the audio and does his best to fix it (spoiler, her doesn't and he's sorry), Zig discovers he hates red lighting, an...

Zig and Larry Ignore Meals from 2020-08-24T11:00

Tweedle Drinks and Tweedle Drunks discuss the aftermath of their weekend together, Larry introduces Zig to a new cocktail, Zig discloses his adventures with food poisoning, Larry discloses his a...

Zig and Larry Ignore Zig's Pile of Sick from 2020-08-17T11:00

These two drunk uncle's discuss the items Zig finds laying around Larry's basement, Larry shares a sad memory he thinks will be funny...but it's just sad, they riff about nothing, and Zig discov...

Zig and Larry Ignore Dildos from 2020-08-10T11:00

The fellas decide that a sleepover is in order (look, they both had been quarantined for something other than what you'd think, so it was safe). Larry lies to Zig, like, a lot about the topic, t...

Zig&Larry Ignore Marge Schott (but not nearly enough) from 2020-08-03T11:00

In this episode the boys realize neither of them are funny enough to make a monster seem silly. They also discuss Zig's busted "P", eatin' couches, and now many Polish gentlemen it takes to fix ...

Zig and Larry Ignore Kenny Rogers from 2020-07-27T11:00

Well hello, boys and girls, and welcome to today's episode. We're so glad you joined us. Today Zig and Larry give Kenny Rogers writing credit for, well, everything, the formula for successfully ...

Zig and Larry Ignore Bathrooms from 2020-07-20T11:00

Zig decides that telling embarrassing stories should be a thing, Larry doesn't trust that it won't be like last time Zig asked for "the weirdest thing," Larry discusses poor choices in comfortab...

Zig and Larry Ignore Powdered Wigs from 2020-07-13T12:00

The boys discuss personal grooming, whiskey, the world's greatest movie soundtrack, and they ignore powdered wigs. Also, there's a train issue.

Zig and Larry Ignore North Korea SOUND IS FIXED from 2020-07-06T11:30

In this, their first episode, the drunks talk about how they aren't good with technology, what the show is, or isn't, about, each other, and Zig does very little research about North Korea and t...