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You're Welcome w/ Zoe Nightingale

You're Welcome is a satirical improv comedy show whose goal is to find and share peoples stories, from all over the world.

Each episode is unique and can range from 5 minutes to an hour, and will feature a brand new topic usually with someone Zoe has just met. This podcast is not for the faint of heart, buckle up.

ABOUT YOU'RE WELCOME

Like most brilliant ideas, this show was started over a molotov concoction of alcohol and various illicit substances. Zoe had given up on her life long dream, of being the female Howard Stern years ago but finally set out armed with a folding table, a couple lawn chairs, and a foam board sign that read "Free Sex Advice." One by one strangers stopped what they were doing and sat down to talk to them about their lives.

We'd like to take this moment to thank you for coming to our site and leave you with the eternal words of Oscar Wilde:

"I was under the impression that inordinate joviality can atone for an entire lack of class"

This show is done for one reason only, to bring laughter and remind you that we are all the same.

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FRESH CREAM PIE from 2023-12-05T16:50

Man it's been a whirlwind fall and fucking crazy winter already.
I can barely keep up. Managing personal relationships, family, work, mental health, the cost of just barely paying my bills...

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FELLATRIX ? from 2023-11-24T01:22

HAPPY THANKSGIVING !!

Full disclosure - I've had a deeply twilight zone week of primordial ooze nonsense. I completely lost my shit not once, not twice, but THRICE THIS WEEK. Don't worry,...

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ESCAPING THE NY PSYCHE WARD PART 1 from 2023-10-13T00:37

There I was, snug as a bug in a rug in my bed at 3 am last Saturday night, when my temporary Roomate and bff waltzes in with a gorgeous giant security looking mother fucker, and I immediately as...

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BURNING MAN WAKING NIGHTMARES: PART 2 - THE RECKONING from 2023-09-12T18:43

I AM BACK FROM MUDDDY MAN 2023 bigger, better, harder AND full of foreskin.  I am exhausted but I managed to finish editing the second part of my burn episodes from 2022. Basically these are the...

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APPLE BECOMES THE TREE - BURNING MAN 2023 from 2023-08-28T01:21

 

It's the first day of burning man and already I'm doing it differently. 
90 min massage / facial (not the semen kind) sauna - meditating - writing out hopeful manifestations of a ...

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BURNING MAN WAKING DREAMS PART 1 - THE APOCALYPSE from 2023-08-25T00:33

FUCK SHIT FUCK NOOOOOOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK 


I never planned on listening to these recordings, EVER. I planned on forgetting as much as possible as I could from my 9th burn almost...

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MONEY BURN - AMY&ZOE NON CONSENSUALLY GO TO BURNING MAN from 2023-08-25T00:12

NOOOOOOOOO
what happnened to my plans? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUC...

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BAD PUPPY from 2023-08-17T11:00

Welcome to the wonderful world of furry fandom, a magical world where everyone looks like some version of your favorite cartoon character and you can be literally anything, or anyone you want to...

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Adolf Clit Tickler from 2023-08-03T20:22

God gave men a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time - robin williams

Good golly miss Molly I feel in love with this woman. DROP DEAD G...

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The Pretentious Prick from 2023-07-27T11:48

Introducing Justin Ross Lee the "Super Charged Super Jew" who refuses to fly anything other than first class or private, runs a company called "Pretentious Pocket Square," which sells super d pa...

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FUCK AI - THE HUMAN ROBOT IS HERE from 2023-07-20T20:51

I was invited to record You're Welcome at a Art Gallery opening for a realistic sex exhibit, but I had taken shelter in the summer air, because the inside of the pop up gallery literally smelled...

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Mercury is in Gatorade from 2023-07-13T23:09

I met Skylove Solei at a private sound healing that featured water beds with the instruments hooked up to giant bass speakers that were UNDER the water beds so the vibrations literally blew open...

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THE HUMAN KEN DOLL from 2023-07-07T00:23

Introducing - Justin Jedlica - the human Ken Doll

A plastic surgery aficionado who to date had over 800 procedures on his entire body. Head, shoulders, knees and toes, you name it, Justin...

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THE CLOSER I AM TO DYING / THE CLOSER I AM TO LIVING from 2023-06-29T17:18

There are moments in life where you realize, that the universe is on your side. Meeting Alain Robert, the French Spiderman, was so improbable that it must have been woven by the goddess of fate....

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PUT YA MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS from 2023-06-19T12:36

Happy FATHERS DAY!

This is a edited version of an episode I recorded with my father when I was at Art Basel, I'm putting it out now, in honor of my one and only father, because I am the b...

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THE HUMAN INSTRUMENT from 2023-06-15T23:47

HI hi hi ! 
I did it here is a totally unedited podcast uploaded because I promised myself I would do something every Thursday and while I work on much longer more complicated stories, he'...

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COME FALL IN LOVE WITH BLACK MAGIC from 2023-06-08T17:30

WELCOME JUSTIN SIGHT to the You're Welcome Podcast!
I have loved him for a decade when I found this man on a craigslist ad and hired him to do a burning man party I was throwing approximat...

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YOU WILL DIE ALONE - Love Advice From my Uber Driver from 2023-05-25T12:06

Hi Everyone! 

I'm back! I know, I know it's been a while, but I am finally ready to start releasing new podcasts again.

So stay tuned, I'll be putting out new episodes every Thursd...

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The Hot Cop from 2022-11-06T13:00

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THE PERSON BEHIND THE SCAM - Zoe Vs. Burning Man Ticket Scammers ROUND ONE from 2022-08-14T19:18:23

Hi everyone, Editor Emily here.

I’ve been the editor of this podcast for the last three years and I’ve had the pleasure of watching the You’re Welcome with Zoe Nightingale community grow ...

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Insane Clown Posse - The Pain Games from 2022-07-26T17:22:59

My long lost series from the Gathering of the Juggalos from las...

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THE GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS from 2021-11-25T18:26:43

HELLO!

It is I, here to wish you a very happy thanksgiving, and in case you're hiding from your family in a spacious linen closet, I have prepared a small amuse bouche for your ear holes....

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A Florida Man from 2021-10-19T17:48:30

Well...get ready! You think you had a hard childhood...MEET JAMES. I like James. In fact, I have a crush on James because I so admire this way of living life to the absolute fullest. HE LATER to...

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THE WOMAN THAT CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER from 2021-10-09T13:37:03

Hello Listeners! It is I, here to apologize to you for my extended absence from releasing new content. Trust me, I've been working on it, but I have over 200 hours from the last year and I've st...

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The Late Night Special from 2021-06-24T10:38:11

Still unclear on how this happened, but I was a guest on a Canadian Radio Show called, "Show Gram," with Jim Richards last week and this is the fruits of that labor. I actually don't even know h...

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El Gringo Mexicano's Deliverance from 2021-05-25T20:47:05

Hello! 

Hi, yes I know. I've been MIA for quite some time, but I have an excuse...I WAS IN MIA for quite some time, recording my very own DIY internet TV show called ORAL FIXATION TV! Why...

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ORAL FIXATION TV from 2021-04-29T16:03:22

Hey guys!  After many many years in the podcasting game, 3 failed TV show pilots, one cancelled Audible Original series and 275 podcast episodes I am finally making my OWN DIY TV Series called O...

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Lets Go Smoke Psychedelic Toad! from 2021-01-08T10:36:18

Have you heard of psychedelic toad? NO? Where the deviled egg have you been?  Comparable to the likes of ayahuasca, <...

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RIP Party Monster from 2020-12-25T18:54:05

It makes sense to me that Michael Alig, the notorious Party Monster, King of the Club Kids has passed away on Christmas. When I woke up to this news a million different feelings washed over my b...

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Is A Pearl Necklace - The Perfect Holiday Gift? from 2020-12-22T16:00:52

Happy Holidays everyone! 

I would be merry, but I am Hebrew... just kidding..! I long ago got over my anger about being a lonely Jewess on Christmas and have embraced a happier outl...

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The Panty Dropping Pediatrician from 2020-12-19T16:11:49

Introducing, Usama Siddiquee! A gloriously raunchy, bright eyed and extremely bushy-tailed comedy superstar - who was born in Canada and raised in a part of Texas that probably could very well h...

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The Panty Dropping Pediatrician from 2020-12-19T16:11:49

Introducing, Usama Siddiquee! A gloriously raunchy, bright eyed and extremely bushy-tailed comedy superstar - who was born in Canada and raised in a part of Texas that probably could very well h...

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America, FUCK YEAH! from 2020-12-11T15:50:49

Greeting and salutations my fair weather friends, apologies for my absence, but I needed to take a break from my own brain and reorient my north star. However, I'm back! 

This is my...

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I Didn't Get Arrested!! Love/Hope/Protest in NYC from 2020-11-06T19:56:55

Well, just my luck. Depressed and defeated, I took my microphones to Washington Square Park to see how my fellow New Yorkers were coping with the election results. It was a beautiful fall day an...

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OMG WTF IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING from 2020-10-21T17:15:50

OMGWTF - What the deviled egg is actually happening anymore? I've enlisted the help of a childhood classmate, Ben Sheehan, who is a rockstar political/constitutional expert to help me understand...

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OMG WTF IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING from 2020-10-21T17:15:50

OMGWTF - What the deviled egg is actually happening anymore? I've enlisted the help of a childhood classmate, Ben Sheehan, who is a rockstar political/constitutional expert to help me understand...

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This is What I Get For Bringing My Mother to Burning Man from 2020-10-15T15:19:59

My mom decided to sell our home, and while it may not seem like a big deal to most, I FREAKED OUT.

I knew it was bound to happen sometime. When covid hit, my mother was visiting Santa Fe,...

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If They Told You, You Would Cry from 2020-09-25T20:44:44

Introducing Natalie Cooper. The founder and principal of Uncommon Schools in Camden NJ. Camden has long suffered from poverty, high incarceration rates, and lack ...

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No One Gets Well in a Cell from 2020-09-08T11:00

Introducing Emily Galvin Almanza - a drop dead gorgeous bad ass warrior for truth and justice. She's been fighting against the lies, inequalities and traps that exist inside or "system of justic...

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Bassem Youssef's Plants to Change the World from 2020-08-18T18:40:46

Hello! I am delighted to bring you yet another podcast with the one and only Bassem Youssef, who was at one time the Jon Stewart of the Middle East.

A pediatric heart surgeon living in Ca...

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The New Woke Order from 2020-07-08T20:21:03

This is comedian, master yogi, entrepreneur, bitcoin lover, and semi professional dancer Kevin Lance Murray. Kevin has been a friend of mine for quite some time and through our friendship the co...

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You are not Powerless- YOU ARE POWERFUL - Pride 2020 from 2020-06-29T18:11:59

Meet Krystal Joy Brown. A drop dead gorgeous dynamite powerhouse who before Corona hit was starring in Hamilton on Broadway. During Quarantine, she like many, after being bombarded with horrific...

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Oh NO! Am I Amy Cooper?! from 2020-06-17T19:47:44

Interested in a lesson in white privilege? Oh good. I’ve got just the person to talk to, my friend Shanterra McBride. A badass Texan educator that I’ve known sinc...

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The Dark Truth About Fake News from 2020-06-06T13:56:57

As a podcaster, in moments like this, you want more than ever to be able to take your microphones to the streets and be able to amplify as many voices as you possibly can and try to help further...

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Susanne Bartsch vs. Corona - Taking the Party from The Club to the Couch from 2020-05-28T07:01:38

Hello hello hello! 

I am beyond delighted to bring you my next episode with the Queen of NYC, Susanne Bartsch. I shouldn't need to fill you in on who she is, but to sum her up in one word...

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The Matryoshka - Human Edition from 2020-05-21T15:04:44

Introducing - Justin Jedlica - the human Ken Doll. 

A plastic surgery aficionado who to date had over 800 procedures on his entire body. Head, shoulders, knees and toes, you name it, Just...

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The Boy Who Cried Botox from 2020-05-14T22:10:42

Todo,  I am definitely not in New York anymore. 

I AM IN LA...and LA is a WILD. I've been here for two months now, and I still feel like Mork, but without a Mindy.

It's this ...

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Debbie Does Downtown Abby - Love in the time of Corona Ep. 2 from 2020-05-08T06:57:49

Greeting and salutations you gorgeous homebodies. 

Can you believe it's May! What the actual fuck. When has time ever been so elastic yet so rigid? I got lost in the woods for a couple we...

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Love in the Time of Corona with Vikram Gandhi from 2020-04-16T11:00

HELLO WORLD! 

It is I, Zoe Nightingale and I am BACK. 

I know I know, ...

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FUCK YOUR BURN - MEGAMIX OF EVERY SINGLE BURNING MAN EPISODE I'VE EVER DONE from 2019-08-26T06:10:30

So in between dealing with the ABSOLUTE SHIT SHOW THAT IS ORGANZING A FUCKING CAMP FOR MY FUCKING ASSHOLE VIRGIN DICK HEAD FRIENDS - I put all my episodes I've ever done in 8 years of burning ma...

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THIRTY FUCKING FIVE - What a difference two years makes from 2019-07-31T23:19:06

This is the happiest day of my life. 

Hands down.

ZeroSpace, my Alien Adult Playground opens tonight. 

I am turning 35, today, which in my mind was always a scary age becaus...

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I Only Smoke Organic Colorado River Toad - You're Welcome Vs. Very Ape: Round 1 from 2019-07-20T20:07:53

So, I never do this. I don't usually go on other peoples podcasts, but when my new podcast advisor tells me ...

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Work Real Hard to Get Lucky from 2019-07-11T21:12:50

People who live amongst NYC streets are my favorite people to interview.

No filter, nothing to hide, full of stories of survival, and often incredibly funny and charming. I have been tryi...

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The Luckiest Unlucky Man in the World: DEMF ep. 5 from 2019-07-06T20:28:40

 The game of Life. If only it came with instructions that made any sense. Sometimes you meet people so good at navigating the twists and turns their little plastic car must make that it leaves y...

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Detroits Undercover Federal Agent Dance Queen: DEMF Ep. 4 from 2019-06-28T12:37:28

Introducing Sierra! 

I was at Motor City Wine Bar, dancing with an umbrella that had a giant middle finger on it, basically alone to the literal sickest tunes. However, there was one othe...

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I Love Eating Pussy - No Homo: DEMF Ep. 3 from 2019-06-21T03:56:46

I can't even begin to explain the whirlwind of dancing I was in when I met Simone. I casually was trying to explain and show to a bunch of women why I've always had a hard time twerking. These w...

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Javonntte - Aretha Franklins BBoy: DEMF Ep. 2 from 2019-06-14T17:09:38

Introducing JT and Javonntte - two men I met inside of Motor City Wine Bar during DEMF music festival.

Both little rays of happiness and sunshine, both there to celebrate the music that i...

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Motor City Blues: DEMF Ep. 1 from 2019-06-06T01:07:31

Detroit, the Motor City. Once one of the most prosperous destinations for the American Dream, now a city in full recovery from devastating economic hardship.

Established as a fur trading ...

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The Moon Represents My Heart from 2019-05-17T14:14:48

Ladies and gentleman, introducing BIG VOICE MAN. I love him. I love him so much. The first time I saw him sing he crushed my heart into a little pieces. He ...

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A Dreamless State from 2019-05-09T22:12:41

China is insane. Hong Kong is literally like being inside of Tron. I have never in my life seen so much wealth, or been so unhappy with the cost of literal...

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Dr. Will Siu - The Ketamine Pyschiatrist from 2019-04-26T23:24:45

LIVE SHOW IS APRIL 28th! On it you will find Dr. Will Siu, who I've been spending some time with learning the ins and outs of the breakthroughs that are happening in the world of mental health. You...

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The Unsung Heroes of Hong Kong from 2019-04-19T17:49:32

When I first got to Hong Kong, the first thing I noticed were thousands of non Chinese women, sitting on cardboard, laughing, drinking, eating, gossiping, having a grand old time. This, looked very...

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The Shaktivator - The Tantric Terminator from 2019-03-27T17:09:29

I met the Shaktivator in Ubud Bali, which seems to be the Mecca for lost souls seeking spiritual guidance and radical change. I had been shown his website by one of my friends, and I instantly want...

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Skylove Solei - The International Man of Mystery from 2019-03-22T02:11:19

I met Skylove Solei at a private sound healing that featured water beds with the instruments hooked up to giant bass speakers that were UNDER the water beds so the vibrations literally blew open yo...

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Meet Amma - The Super Model Warrior of Truth from 2019-03-14T16:51:07

I met Amma, when I had gone to a Christian Faith Healers Baptizing ceremony in Bali at a place called the Blue Lagoon. Yes, I know, talk about a Jew outta water. I had come there because I had befr...

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Ayahuasca - The Ancient Brew That Turns Men into Jaguars from 2019-03-07T21:49:29

Acid, mushrooms, DMT, MDA, 5 MAO, Changa, Iboga, Ayahuasca all of these things can help people knock down the walls that our parents build around our consciousness from the moment we exit the womb....

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Ayahuasca the Good the Bad and The CRAZY Part 2 from 2019-03-01T05:06:24

We continue following our beautiful Heroine down the rabbit hole as the effects from here Ayahuasca journey continue to manifest in ways she never imagined. Again, I believe that people are abusing...

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Ayahuasca - The Good The Bad and the Ugly - Part 1 from 2019-02-28T22:09:08

So...plant medicine. It's something that I hold with utmost respect and complete reverence and it's something that's being exploited at a rate that makes my head spin. I first encountered it when I...

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Alain Robert: The French Spidermans Greatest Achievement from 2019-02-21T03:08:22

There are moments in life where you realize, that the universe is on your side. Meeting Alain Robert, the French Spiderman, was so improbable that it must have been woven by the goddess of fate. He...

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YOU'RE WELCOME Art Basel Ep. 5: The 55 Thousand Dollar Pokemon from 2019-01-24T16:54:33

ART BASEL. What is it exactly? It’s a big fuck off money laundering party where you'll see some of the most innovative art in the world but you have to search in between piles of excrement, so larg...

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YOU'RE WELCOME Art Basel Ep. 4: A Groaning Father from 2019-01-11T05:13:19

For the most part, fancy parties, rich people, and expensive modern art are lame. There, I said it. Whew that felt good. The thing that makes me bananas is that we live in a world of over educated ...

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YOU'RE WELCOME Art Basel Ep. 3: Michele Lamy + Black Back Spider from 2018-12-30T18:04:11

I MET MICHELE LAMY. I worship this woman. Bad ass artist, kick ass human, wife of Rick Owens, OG style icon, I can't even. Not only did she let me hang out with her... I gifted her my trusty megaph...

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YOU'RE WELCOME Art Basel Ep 2. Dinosaurs vs. Art Basel from 2018-12-18T14:10:12

What is art? I ask this question every year. Some of the things I see at Art Basel tread a VERY fine line between what I think is a discarded pile of trash and what is considered to be revolutionar...

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YOU'RE WELCOME Art Basel Ep. 1 Ass For Likes from 2018-12-12T19:24:45

ART BASEL 2018 bitches! This must be my 7th year at the worlds most confusing event. Every year I go, and every year I'm left with the same question, WHY DOES THIS STUFF COST SO MUCH. Every year so...

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ZOE VS NEW JERSEY REPUBLICANS from 2018-11-07T04:49:28

VOTE THEM OUT. Vote them all out. I'm so over it. I would rather let the government be run by 2000 drunk chipmunks then most of these shiny wax figure robot politicians. Democrats are useless, repu...

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Mid Term Elections 2018 from 2018-11-07T04:49:28

VOTE THEM OUT. Vote them all out. I'm so over it. I would rather let the government be run by 2000 drunk chipmunks then most of these shiny wax figure robot politicians. Democrats are useless, repu...

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Pennsic War #47 Part 2 from 2018-10-08T18:41:10

Alright kids part duo has arrived! Here's one thing I've learned, I am not as educated as I thought. I also have almost zero skills that would be useful in non modern times. However, I love this pl...

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Pennsic Wars Year 47 Part 1 from 2018-09-27T03:39:35

My friend Zander called me on a Monday and said, hey do you want to drive to Pittsburgh and check out a 15,000 person reenactment of the byzantine empire tomorrow morning...and of course I said...Y...

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Cracker Ass Crackers from 2018-08-24T03:45:27

HELLO! How are we everyone? I'm BACCCCCK, bigger, better, longer and after this.....uncut. (This joke will make more sense after you listen.) So one year after Richard Spencer and the genius think ...

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Basse - The Magic of Iboga Part 4 from 2018-06-21T02:08:54

Basse - the bwiti word for truth, is what Iboga is all about. It is this search for truth - that creates such drastic results for it's partakers. The tricky thing is, in order to find this truth, I...

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The Magic of Iboga Part 3 from 2018-06-13T16:01:39

Now...Iboga is not for everyone. Iboga is a hardcore psychedelic that can send you on a universe transversing adventure inside of your mind...or make you confront lifelong trauma you've protected y...

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Singa Bear Nightingale from 2018-06-04T20:01:13

Yesterday, I returned my best friend and eternal life partner Singa back to the stars from which she came. This is a song written for her, by one of her dear friends Jimmy, who always took exceptio...

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The Magic of Iboga: Part 2 from 2018-05-31T21:08:31

In part two I continue to prepare for my first ceremony of Iboga root bark. I get my heart checked at the Hospital, (EKG) I check in with some of my fellow participants at the Iboga Wellness Center...

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The Magic of Iboga Part 1 from 2018-05-11T15:25:52

They say that old ways won't open new doors...so I decided to do something new and open the scariest and most elusive door of all, the one that leads directly inside of my mind. I had heard about I...

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Why We March For Our Lives from 2018-03-31T17:39:36

The numbers are horrific, the statistics are devastating, the senseless violence and death is incomprehensible, but there is hope. Because teenagers have had enough, and they're finally using the t...

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Church Of The Chocolate Martini: Slab City Episode 5 from 2018-03-22T20:06:55

Meet Morgan Moves around the creator of "bad art." I met him playing a chess game against Mopar, the wonderful wizard of East Jesus. Morgan is so lovey, bright, thoughtful and a has a degenerative ...

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Weapons of Ass Destruction Slab City Ep #4 from 2018-03-17T18:02:25

Gun Control is a sticky, tricky, very bad no good topic and I feel like we're up to our necks in quicksand and the NRA and special interest groups are shoveling my sand in our face as we try to dig...

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Freedom! Slab City Ep #3 from 2018-03-10T22:20:45

Welcome to the Slab City Library and The Goonies Farm! All run with love and donation and sheer ingenuity by people who are fed up of trying to fit into society's whims. It's incredible to see how ...

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East of Jesus - West of Satan - Slab City Ep. #2 from 2018-03-01T15:13:02

I met this wonderful wizard wandering around the art collection of East Jesus in Slab City. This place in bananas. There's huge climbing sculptures that have boxes of free weed at the top, kinetic ...

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Slab City #1 from 2018-02-23T21:44:21

So...how did I end up in Slab City...? Well..it's a long story. But the short version is a friend of mine asked me if I wanted to go to an anarchy festival next door to a meth head campground where...

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What is a Furry? from 2018-02-14T13:54:52

So concludes my time at Mid West Fur Confurence 2017. I want to say a huge thank you to KP and Corey who are featured in this podcast, they are the main organizers (volunteer) and have been in the ...

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Inside the Dealers Den - MidWest Fur Fest 2017 Ep 3 from 2018-01-31T00:40:21

Episode 3 is here! Today we go inside the mysterious world of the Dealers Den, where anything and everything to do with fandom can be purchased. From laminated personalized name tags, to full on fu...

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Orion The Sergal - Mid West Fur Con 2017 #2 from 2018-01-11T01:09:29

Next up we meet Orion, a wonderful 20 year old EMT who was at the midwest Fur Con with his Maker. He is a Sergal, a blended dragon character who is dopey, loving and a little like Pepe le peu. Enjo...

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Do You Register At Petco? Fur Con 2017 Ep. 1 from 2017-12-22T13:55:22

Welcome to the wonderful world of furry fandom, a magical world where everyone looks like some version of your favorite cartoon character and you can be literally anything, or anyone you want to be...

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King Kong Slugs from 2017-12-03T21:52:39

I met Caleb when he was panhandling outside 711, and I was walking my friends brand new black lab puppy (SO FUCKING CUTE) and I caught a bit of his giant blue saucer eyes beneath his hoodie and I j...

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Aint NOTHIN Fake About a Tittie In YO Mouth - NJ Exxxotica Porn Convention from 2017-11-17T14:52:09

Back to basics, back to where I belong. In a broke down NJ poorly lit convention center surrounded by Porn Stars and the people who love them, and the last frontier for DVD sales. I don't know why ...

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In Dust I TRUST from 2017-11-10T14:39:43

It's day 7 and I have gone to the Burning Man Lost and Found in search of my phone which I lost day 1 (duh)and I have gone to find it. This was my very first time there and I must tell you it was o...

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Genetic Jackpot from 2017-11-03T06:04:30

It's the last day of Burning Man and I am wandering through the skeletal remains of the Robot Heart graveyard. The sun has just come up, and the sky is an orgy of orange. As I stare and wonder abou...

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A Burning Man from 2017-10-26T13:32:11

It's day 8 of the Burn. I have lost everything and everyone on purpose for I decided last minute to let my grumpy, drained, bedraggled, rag tag team of core friends drive off without me, so I could...

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Put Your Pussy Where Your Mouth Is from 2017-10-18T22:04:02

Three years ago I brought my entire family to Burning Man. Everyone thought I was crazy. Why would you bring your family to the one place where you're supposed to be free of all your "default" worl...

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Trans Tea Time from 2017-10-13T02:58:02

Transgender issues are something I don't take lightly and try to approach with as much love and understanding as I have in my body. I cannot imagine the bravery it would take to stand up for the ge...

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Welcome to the Jungle from 2017-10-06T14:44:43

I just love old dudes at the burn. They always have one weird accessory, some kind of military jacket, hiking boots and a shit eating grin on their face. I found this lovely, beautiful man waiting ...

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A 747 Sized Black Rubber Dildo Makes More Sense to ME from 2017-09-29T00:36:39

Burning man episodes start now! First up the minds behind Big Imagination try to explain to me why they thought it was a good idea to chop up a giant 1977 air bus, and close down roads from the Moh...

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Prepare Thyself For Merriment from 2017-09-21T23:20:24

I love Rennaissance festivals. Why? Because it's full of people who usually are hiding behind a 4chan handle or on Reddit chat threads arguing about whether the Hobbit is a better movie than Starwa...

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Only Jews Would Return Bulk Bunk Drugs to the Mob from 2017-09-16T20:22:47

I learn something new about my family every time we have dinner. The question of nature vs. nurture is always buzzing around my head anytime i'm with home because growing up I always felt like I wa...

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Wizards and Dragons and Trump Supporters OH MY: Zoe vs. Ren Fair Round ONE from 2017-08-31T01:38:59

I feel like Ahab lost in a sea of hatred looking for a great white whale to give my life meaning again. I literally don't know what to do or say anymore. The hate is so deep, the ideology is so wro...

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Cuba: Por La Izquierda Parte DOS from 2017-08-24T18:20:49

This lovely man, who I'll call Juan Doe, had skin like fresh caramel glowing behind full moon eyes and a smile you needed sunglasses to look directly at. Juan lived and breathed dignity and danced ...

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Not All Who Wander Are Lost...Unless They End Up In IBIZA from 2017-08-15T19:33:55

IBIZA. I have always viewed this tiny Baleric Island as the Ft Lauderdale of Europe. With hordes of sun burnt Brittish lads looking like candy canes draped in matching neon on Stag Do tank tops fol...

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What Would The Dude Do? (I Kissed A girl and I... Part 4) from 2017-06-03T19:34:38

Parents are tricky, you can't pick them, you cannot change them, all you can do is bask in the glory of the two bodies your soul chose to enter the world through. I don't know what amorphous sentie...

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I Kissed A Girl and I......? Part 3 - What Will My Mom Think? from 2017-06-02T13:04:57

Kathy Jane, my mother and my guide through this earth is always the first person I call after I do something outrageous. She is my North Star, and always allows me to process my failures in a thoug...

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I Kissed A Girl and I.......Liked it? PART 2 from 2017-06-01T18:34:03

DRUM ROLL PLEASE.....the answers to all of last weeks episode and more! I have three more interviews to dot the i's and cross the t's of what really goes down in a all female hetrosexual orgy. Next...

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I Kissed A Girl and I.....Liked It? from 2017-05-24T01:50:51

When Genevieve La June the founder of Skirt Club UK, asked me to give a comedic speech at her New York event (a all female sex party for straight women) I was THRILLED. It was not an easy task they...

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Por La Izquierda PARTE UNO from 2017-05-18T11:33:08

I LOVE CUBA. But it confused the deviled egg outta me. Here's what I DO know.....It is a delicious, sensual, colorful, vibrant, wonderland that has the kind of magic only a country that has been pr...

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I Cannot Change the World, But I Can Change the World of One Person. from 2017-04-07T18:24:36

How do we chose what we feel empathy for? Can you think of yourself as a good, moral person when you consistently overlook your fellow humans who are in obvious need? Every day we make choices. We ...

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A Warning from 2017-03-14T16:25:19

Confused about what's really happening at Standing Rock? Lets get the facts: Dakota Access Pipeline (DAPL) is a pipe that is supposed to carry 570,000 barrels of crude oil per day from the Dakotas ...

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Love Trumps Hate: Scissor Fest 2017 from 2017-03-10T17:43:05

It's Saturday January 21, 7 am. After spending 24 hours deeply entrenched in enemy territory, sounded by giant trump letters and scattered blobs of amorphous humans covered in red make America Grea...

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Don't Be A Democrat, Get Yourself A Trump Hat.... Inauguration 2017 from 2017-02-04T03:22:10

January 20th 2017...Day 1 of 1300.....the day Lord Voldermorts reign of terror began! What a day it was, the sky was smothered in gray clouds, the air was thick with whatever the opposite of hope i...

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There is Hope - But Not For U.S from 2016-11-13T01:54:58

I keep waking up in the morning and for a brief second everything is fine, the sun has risen the day has begun, and then I REMEMBER. I don't even have words. The only thing i can do is record peopl...

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You Can't Always Get What You Want: Election Day 2016 from 2016-11-09T01:26:01

I have a giant black hole growing inside my body and this election has helped it zero percent. No matter what happens, we are divided, the scum of the dark recesses from all over this great nation ...

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Bridget The Midget from 2016-10-28T22:25:39

I was alone day 5 at the burn, walking around looking for trouble and as always, trouble found me. In the form of a wonderfully tweaktastic pro burner who was actively trying to vacuum up playa dus...

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In Vino Veritas from 2016-10-05T02:34:19

Host warning - One of these stories is gross. Really truely stomach curdling gross. However, burning man is GROSS. Don't believe the Instagram filters. It's not all Victoria Secret models in custom...

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Long Live El Pulpo Mechanico: The King of the Art Cars from 2016-09-15T00:09:27

It's hard to explain what happens to your brain the first time you see the playa, or the flat deep expanse of land where the art cars roam and spit fire into the sky and the deep dark LED light ins...

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If You Liked it Then You Should Have Put a Leash on It from 2016-09-09T20:37:31

So begins another series of burning man episodes. We will tie up loose ends from last years burn as my mother continues her quest down the rabbit hole to find love. We finally spend some time with ...

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A Little Baby Wipe Went a LONG WAY from 2016-08-26T22:44:23

Ladies and gentleman it’s that time of the year again. The time where every single asshole you knows packs up their tutu’s and you can finally stop hearing about burning man...for 1 week. My mother...

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Milana Vayntrub: A Force For Good from 2016-08-09T04:15:31

I met the marvelous Milana Vayntrub at dawn outside a secret pirate ship party Bushwick in 2009. This day changed my life because this was the day I met her boyfriend at the time Brandon Eaves who ...

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Surely You Cannot Charge Ketamine to Your Amex? from 2016-07-27T01:50:15

Cocaine and Ketamine. At first its a warm blanket that covers your insecurities and warms your empty soul with the confidence you've craved you're entire life but somehow never found.... Then slowl...

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Constant Craving from 2016-07-22T22:23:16

I recently found myself at a upstate "play" party and boy did I learn lot. I still don't get orgies, or "cuddle puddles " (which is a sugarcoated word that describes a place that should be super co...

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A Tender Heart from 2016-07-11T22:27:17

This is one of the hardest podcast's i've ever made public. But the truth is that I have really gone through a transformative process recently. Someone took a flame thrower to my body and reduced m...

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Damian Lazurus - The Wonderful Wizard of Techno from 2016-07-08T03:05:22

I met an amazing man, (if memory serves me correctly) in 2008. I was a two dimensional professional partier who spent my youth traveling the world and chasing the wonderful white rabbit that is the...

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Trouble Ahead Trouble Behind from 2016-07-01T19:22:19

I recently went to a dead concert in NYC specifically to meet old school dead heads with endless stories of life following the dead but instead I kept meeting homeless kids. This ones name was Sola...

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A Reckless Life Matters from 2016-06-15T03:11:13

I met a hilarious, gregarious young African American mother of 2 little gorgeous babies named Reckless, whose main goal in life was to not die because she was black and be able to raise her childre...

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Do They Sell A Brita Filter For My Soul on Amazon Prime? from 2016-06-11T16:17:33

I love Hare Krishnas. They're like little orange Pokemon and I want to catch them all. Of all the Cool Aids religious zealots have tried to serve me, it's the one I always feel like I could drink. ...

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Nuerochemical Con Job from 2016-06-10T18:29:24

As always i've been wondering around NYC asking strangers how they feel about sex, monogamy, social media and this ever present sense of "I". I found this gorgeous man, full of charisma and charm w...

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I WILL Have Your Child IF You Leave ME from 2016-06-01T17:17:56

This Memorial Day weekend I was an exceptional place called Members Only Camp Out, a full on music dancing orgy with the most professional partiers Brooklyn has to offer. Sometimes I feel like thes...

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The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing from 2016-05-28T12:09:44

A couple months ago I called an Uberpool to take me to work....and when I opened up the door, who was sitting snug as a bug in a rug? A real life curly q Heimish! Now, even though I live with and s...

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The Wolf of Williamsburg from 2016-05-25T17:00:24

I have known and loved Zev Eisenberg, half of Brooklyn's infamous Wolf and Lamb music duo for almost a decade. Zev is simply one of the coolest mother fuckers I have ever met. He has the best b.s d...

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What Does A Pussy Have To Do With THIS?! BONUS EPISODE !!* from 2016-05-07T02:46:20

Warning - This episode probably won't be funny to anyone other than my sister but as it's almost my father's birhtday I thought I would honor him by letting him listen to just how rediculous he is....

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The Panda Express Train to Extinction - Zoe Does Japan (Part 1) from 2016-05-05T05:19:58

Japan has left me full of wonder from the past and equally obsessively concerned with the present and future. I feel like i'm trapped inside a Baraka video. Everywhere I go streams and droves of an...

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Glamour, Heroin an Murder...Oh My! Party Monster Michael Alig Takes Us Behind the Curtain from 2016-04-12T21:34:34

Michael Alig, the beautiful party promoter who took took over NYC's party scene in the 90's has been released from Prison for his 1996 murder of Angel Melendez. For some background, this is the sam...

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Poop Di Do from 2016-04-11T21:43:03

I've been around the proverbial block and I have never, ever heard of some of the crazy drug combinations Michael Alig and his friends used to do. I mean like bat shit insane. Here's just a mini ti...

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Some Background from 2016-04-08T16:36:54

Lets get some background on our upcoming interviewee, the one and only Michael Alig. Reviled by some, worshiped by others, he's like the trump of 90's. . He created a movement that swept over the n...

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So What Do We Think? from 2016-04-07T20:28:34

So I will admit to you all that I have been struggling. I have created and destroyed about 4 different versions of my interactions with Michael Alig. I am struggling because this is a story that co...

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If You Must Live Surrounded By Jews...I've Heard Florida Is Nice This Time of Year? from 2016-03-16T22:17:39

Ok so I voluntarily jumped off a cliff into the never-ending rabbit hole that is the Iraeli/Palestinian Conflict. Fun! Let me apologize ahead of time for the sound on this one, blame alcohol as alw...

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Would I Lie To You? OH YEAH....!! from 2016-03-10T14:12:14

Jeepers Creepers Kathy Jane is gonna hop aboard the angry train after this one. Sorry mom. For the millionth time. My B. All systems point to this is your fault somehow. So this is a quick mini epi...

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What Happens When You Accidentally Uberpool with A Hassid? from 2016-03-01T00:01:46

A couple rainy days ago I called an Uberpool to take me to work, I opened up the door, and who was sitting snug as a bug in a rug? A real life curly q Heimish! Now, even though I live with and see ...

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The Wonderful World of Soraya Doolbaz - World Famous Dick Pick Photographer from 2016-02-19T20:28:30

God gave men a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time - robin williams Good golly miss Molly I feel in love with this woman. DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. I...

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What Does One Do With A Tiny Microphone?...An Update With Dr. Bassem Youssef from 2016-02-17T12:55:51

My favorite tango dancing heart surgeon is back and more anxious than ever. He's landed a TV show where hell be traversing the states talking to Americans about our beloved democracy. He's eyes are...

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Donde Hay amor, Hay Dolor from 2016-02-08T23:36:17

Bonus track from my live show last week that has been helping me personally deal with how to look at the loss of love. My friend Anthony is an expert in love and matters of the heart, and had conso...

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What is LOVE? from 2016-02-06T23:39:20

MY FIRST LIVE SHOW! I will explain more about this later, but my head is killing me and I have to go to a David Bowie dance party with my mom so brb ! Music by Love Hangover: Diana Ross What Is Lov...

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When You Don't Wear Pants You Don't Need Tinder from 2016-01-28T03:23:45

You know, it takes alot of confidence to strut around with ya junk and ya trunk out walking around a city with some of the most hot to trot lads and lasses in all the lands. Where do they find the ...

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I Don't Wanna Be a Freak But I Can't Help Myself from 2016-01-27T19:39:27

I GOT A SPONSOR!!! Whoo hooooooooo!!! Finally. Who better then the lovely people behind Adam and Eve Toys! Until Valentines Day you can enter my name "ZOE" into the check out box at www.adamandeve....

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Love&Radio: The Adventures of Zoe Nightingale from 2016-01-20T18:24:53

It's been 6 whole months since my episode debuted on Love & Radio, Nick Van Der Kolk and Brenden Baker's incredible, inspiring Podcast. I had been trying to become a guest reporter for them and mak...

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Are Our Soles Are More Valuable Than Our Souls? from 2016-01-20T18:08:49

If I had a dollar for everytime someone who loved god told me he wished I had never been born I would be diving in Scrooge Mc Duck style vaults of gold coins, and doing back strokes through rubies....

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Do I have To Say Yes to The Dress? from 2016-01-10T20:16:58

As I watch those around me voluntarily march down the road most travelled, my feelings towards marriage and procreation have not changed. I avoid them like the bubonic plague. I know that there are...

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Rock Star Lines from 2016-01-08T11:59:07

Drug addiction has affected my life since I was a wee lass and ever since I can remember I have always been a glowing lamp post attracting a cornucopia of moth like addicts who represent the full s...

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Can We Hold Hands...? It's My First time... from 2015-12-23T16:29:39

Directly after burning man, I found myself visiting my friend Princess Donna at the San Francisco Armory which is the gigantic mega massive terrifying Moorish Castle built in 1912 to hold arms for ...

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When We Laugh - They Lose. Come Fall in Love with Dr. Bassem Youssef from 2015-12-12T20:51:31

What can I even say, he is my hero. A brilliant, soft spoken, lightening rod who used his comedic genius to stand up to his government and military and effect real actual change. A man whose belief...

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Can this Palestinian Comedian Keep His Dick Hard in the Face of A Fast Talkin' Jew? from 2015-11-25T14:01:18

OH Mo Amer how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Your whip smart story telling, your long camel like eyelashes that are full of sadness, your little kid laugh, he and I met on the Norwegian Pr...

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There is No Algorithm For Love from 2015-11-23T22:07:23

I spent last weekend on the Summit at Sea boat party and this is one of the many amazing people I met there. I will preface it by saying the quality of my voice is akin to a 432 pound women named B...

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What Do Caitlin Jenner and Hare Krishna Have in Common? from 2015-11-11T18:26:56

Introducing Sundanataidas! (Magic Spelling) Head of some section of the Hare Krishnas, I spent an afternoon with him trying to understand why I should buy an orange pashmina, give myself one of tho...

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You Have to Break Someone's Rib Cage to Get to Their Heart from 2015-11-10T20:24:15

I did an interview for a brand new podcast but I debated sharing it because the audio is so muffled however I always want to support and share my fellow podcasters work. It's from Breaking Ice. You...

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She's Gonna Find Your Clit Like A Heat Seeking Missle from 2015-11-06T15:36:08

Greets and Salutations my friends and enemies alike! I will begin exclusively premiering shows on a new platform, called ACAST, which will allow me, due to small ads, to do this show full time with...

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Coke isn't Addictive!? I Should Know I've Been Using it For Years from 2015-10-24T14:58:58

You spend your entire life thinking you are nothing like your parents while simultaneously trying to figure out how it's possible you are a combination of their genes. Then slowly, as you start to ...

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Zoe, What is a Road Head? from 2015-10-23T22:27:56

So I've been spending more time with my parents because they are, lets face it, the absolute fucking best ever of all time. I've been struggling to find inspiration in NYC...and kind of moping arou...

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Mom Are You Ready to Go To The Playa Pussy Day Spa....Part 2 from 2015-10-06T19:52:09

My mother and I continue to fall down the rabbit hole further and further. I woke up Day 1, and found out that my mother and aunt Peggles were already out dancing at District. District is the crazi...

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Mom Reacts To Burning Man Episode from 2015-09-30T22:04:45

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Mom Are You Ready to Get Schtuped....? Part 1 from 2015-09-29T18:29:49

Question: What happens when you take 5 east coast super jews whose idea of camping includes 4,000 Egyptian sateen blend sheets and a penchant for obsessing over food, logistics, weather and being o...

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My Lowest Point from 2015-09-29T03:00:40

Bonus episode! Just a really silly bonus episode I wasn't going to air, but I had to take a sledgehammer to my first burning man episode I had created and start from scratch due to a combination of...

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Would Mother Schtuper Be Better? from 2015-09-24T22:45:45

Why is it such a bad thing to want to fuck mothers? How is it possible that I still live in a world where I can't call my friends (who I assure you ARE) motherfuckers, on festive party buttons and ...

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I've Got a Secret, I've Been Hiding, Under my SKIN from 2015-09-15T15:48:36

I was invited to record You're Welcome at a Art Gallery opening for a realistic sex exhibit last week but I had taken shelter in the summer air, because the inside of the pop up gallery literally s...

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You Wouldn't Know Class If It Fucked You in the Ass (With a Swarovski Covered Dildo) from 2015-09-10T16:13:02

Good Golly Ms Molly am I in a slump. I've been trying to sort through the 40 hours of tape that I have from burning man. I honestly just keep staring at my computer and then trying to find the one ...

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You CAN Jew a Jew from 2015-08-27T23:23:18

Whoooo boy! This was a DOOZY. There is no myth worse for me than the engagement ring. Maybe it's because i'm of that age where people actually start to buy them. Did anyone else take the same histo...

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Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just a Rat In A Cage from 2015-08-18T17:23

IIntroducing Kai and Plasma, two traveling ladies of the streets who came up to ask me if I could give them money to help replace their boyfriends with rats. I mean, how does one say no to this que...

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Money For Nothin' and Your Chicks for Free from 2015-08-11T16:51:06

I snuck into the Voice Auditions using one of my many fake business cards, and dove head first into the nightmare that is the audition process for a reality T.V show. This was a really hard podcast...

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Express Yourself Don't Repress Yourself from 2015-08-03T22:09:54

Greetings Friends! As I piece together my new podcast I thought I would repost an interview I did with Alan Lewis for a podcast called Speak Into This. I was a little grumpy when we did this interv...

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You Are The Best Mistake I Ever Made from 2015-07-30T12:17:45

Countdown is ON! One more day until I begin to describe myself as "in my early 30's" and start saying things like, " that was a such a great soul cycle class." I wanted to post this episode because...

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The Crossroads from 2015-07-27T16:18:43

I met this lovely girl on the steps outside Union Square who was holding a sign that said "Homeless, Pregnant, Please Help" so I helped the only way I know how..She is brilliantly funny, resilient ...

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Where the Women are All Strong, the Men Are All Good Looking and the Children Are All Above Average from 2015-07-13T14:00:37

I have been working on a new podcast for the last couple weeks and I promise that I'm almost done. You know when you are trying to balance your professional life and your creative life and you just...

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Brooklyn's Smallest Penis Pagent from 2015-07-04T18:36:17

Hi everyone! I present to you, my latest serious hard hitting journalism piece, "Brooklyn's Smallest Penis Pagent." I want to preface by saying I went to this with my four best/worst girlfriends, a...

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Good Thing I Don't Have any Hair Below My Eyelashes - Audition Reel for Howard Stern from 2015-06-10T18:42:10

So i recently auditioned for my idol Howard Stern.They made me make him a reel of the highlights of my radio show from the last year. So i spent days and days pulling out funny bits to try and make...

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Zoe, I Read the Huffington Post, I Know What Fisting Is from 2015-06-03T16:01:04

Sorry i've been Mia. I have two full time jobs and a super sick pup who destroyed my already invisible saving's account. Suffice it to say I haven't had a lot of extra time and money to travel arou...

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That Spider Gag Reminds me of my Dentist from 2015-02-02T19:06:10

I recently got a hidden microphone. I had to, because in order to record myself embarrassing my amazing mother I had to be more discreet, she's "on to me" so she thinks! So after a beautiful night ...

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You Get Me Closer to God, Otherwise Known As My Prostate from 2015-01-27T17:50:16

I met Pablo McFagFace, Bobby Pin, Jane Fondler and Lady Diamond at the Weribee National Park/Zoo in Melbourne Australia. I was with my friend Grant who desperately wanted to know more about how he ...

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Go to Art Basel so Russian Prostitutes Can See How Your Dictates from 2015-01-21T15:42:36

I don't get it. I consider myself to be a relatively educated human. I have strong opinions, I went to a bunch of schools i've read a bunch of books...BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND the art world. But then...

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I Could Love Another Being In Form of Man...but Nothing Sexual from 2015-01-18T21:43:26

I just love New York City. Another drive by Free Sex Advice Victim in the form of a obviously closeted flaming homosexual Austrian tourist who stopped by to chat with me when the weather was warmer...

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"Music Is Actually The Least Important Part of What A Band Does" - Fancy Bitch from 2015-01-13T19:26:44

So I found myself in Melbourne Australia in the middle of a music festival at a Koala reserve because even though I recently turned thirty, I am still an overgrown child clinging on to my eucalyptu...

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She Was Real Nice Until All My Drugs and Money Was Gone Part 2 from 2014-12-23T14:40:48

Ok, part 2 of my back ally exploration of Hastings street which is one of the most dangerous, notorious streets for homeless heroin addicts in the world! So I basically draped my microphones aro...

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Black DOES Crack. (OR she Was Real Nice Until All My Drugs and Money Was Gone Part 2) from 2014-12-23T14:40:48

Ok, part 2 of my back ally exploration of Hastings street which is one of the most dangerous, notorious streets for homeless heroin addicts in the world! So I basically draped my microphones around...

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She Was Real Nice Until All My Drugs and Vodka Was Gone...part 1 from 2014-12-08T19:23:47

I don't know what it is about crack allies that i love so much. Doesn't bode well for my future or speak well of my past. More and more I am just eternally grateful for my life. It's been a really ...

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Help Me Rabbi! My Husband Has A Micro Penis... from 2014-11-04T16:29:24

I met these two turtleneck enthusiasts during one of my "Free Sex Advice" booths in Washington Square Park. They were two little pokemon balls of positivity and had so much jewish wool over their e...

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Why The Watermelon Changed his stripes to gay from 2014-10-27T16:23:45

So I often spend my taxi cab rides talking to the drivers. Often times they are sponge bob crazy pants. This one was so so sweet to me, yet so so archaic, misguided, homophobic and misinformed. But...

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What Kind Of Sub Do You Eat in a Dungeon? from 2014-09-10T04:42:45

goodness gracious great balls of fire. I knew it would be a good idea to call and secretly record my mother learning that I was about to go to the Kink.com armory building home of such enterprises ...

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The Only Mystery is What Your Asshole Is Going to Look Like at The End of the Night from 2014-05-29T18:47:42

There's nothing like a festival to make you feel awesome about what you look and sound like. Fields of furry hobbit drug monsters sucking on pacifiers, pupils blown, futures questionable. Don't get...

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If You Can't Buy it At Wal Mart You Don't Need It from 2014-05-20T20:13:02

This is an old episode I never published, but since I actually have a day job that's kicking my ass right now, i'm having a use old material. Never fear, I will be spending the whole weekend search...

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Episode 33: If you ever want to know how famous I Think I am Just Ask Me, An Update with J.R.L from 2014-04-30T18:53:17

OH BOY OH BOY! Justin Ross Lee has graced us with his pretentious prick once more! This time this big fat dick has a voluntary muzzle on it because the Great Tin Man himself, this heartless charica...

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Episode 31: I Would Not Feel So All Alone, Everybody Must Get Stoned. from 2014-04-21T19:43:45

Happy 4/20 ya'll! This very short episode comes from a cannibus enthusiast drum circle at Venice Beach where people were just getting silly. I spoke to this seemingly yoga mom hippie dippie type wh...

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Episode 30: MANDY MORBID from 2014-04-17T21:40:36

Oh dear. Meet Mandy Morbid, an amazing spirit who has found a way to overcome extreme adversity. Afflicted with a rare genetic discorder that causes her body to basically fall apart when she stands...

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Episode 29 Living Legend: Harry Perry Venice Boardwalk's Musical King from 2014-04-10T14:36:57

The great Harry Perry, or Kama Kosmic Krusader, a caramel skinned, ocean eyed yogic musician who has dominated the Venice boardwalk since 1964. Wearing a white turban, a bright white smile, rollarb...

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Episode 28: Fill My Vessel With Your Jesus Love from 2014-03-25T13:45:24

A travesty occurred. This interview was much longer and I accidentally hit this stupid button and deleted an amazing argument about dinosaurs, homesexuality and anal sex but I was able to salvage t...

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Episode 29: Darling Its Better Down Where its Wetter from 2014-03-25T13:21:23

Tragic. A wonderful lady who like many has come to Los Angeles to follow her dream of working as an actress. The problem is, she has yet to find work so she like many before her, has donned a disne...

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Episode 27: But the Raven Still Beguiling all My Sad Soul into Smiling from 2014-03-17T16:18:31

In case you were pissed off today when Starbucks guy gave you 2 percent instead of soy, or your 4G was slow, your TIVO didn't record your favorite show, the train was late or your flight delayed......

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Episode 26: Comfortably Numb from 2014-03-14T13:17:12

I swear this guy might be Bob Dylan. The sound of his voice is epic, melodious and perfectly sums up the sound of the streets of California. I don't spend alot of time out in the wild west but ever...

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Episode 25: How Much Does it Cost to Resemble an Apple 2 Computer from 2014-03-01T19:02:30

what on earth can i even say anymore. Every single women at the dog show wants to look like an old apple computer, archaic, old, boxy, thick and absolutlely SEXLESS. This is a woman who wears a pie...

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Episode 24: Good Girls With No Options from 2014-02-28T16:31:31

. Coming from small catholic towns....rebels with a cause. Beautiful, smart and funny I wanted to just shake them and scream YOU HAVE SO many options. They assured me that this wouldn't be their ca...

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Episode 20: What do Ani Difranco and St John Have in Common? from 2014-02-27T12:53:44

I met this amazing Jane Lynch look alike at the dog show and I could tell before she even admitted to loving Ani Difranco that she also loved v on her face. I delve deeper into why ALL women in thi...

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Episode 21: Started From the Bottom Now We're...Where? from 2014-02-25T19:06:13

Oh what a lovely knight this was! An epic swordsman, horse rider and defender of chivalry, introducing "Sir Christopher."

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Episode 22: Real Knights Do Yoga from 2014-02-25T19:03:01

A huge bronze man in an epic beaver/lion fur robe stopped to talk to me about what it takes to be one of the main knights at Medieval Times.

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Episode 23: PC Master Race Hard Style from 2014-02-25T19:02:34

I met the CUTEST boy EVER who had just turned 15. He had this whispy pubey mustache and super long hair and looked like a acned mini rockstar from the 80s. He was there with his mother who couldn't...

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Episode 19: I Treat My Dog Much Better Than Your Wife Treats You from 2014-02-18T17:01:43

Introducing Bogey, the champion Samoyed. We interviewed his owner about the effects showing champion dogs can take on your sex life. Bogey was being groomed, petted and attended to by 3 asians who ...

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Episode 18: Get Down on Your Knees and Take One for the Team from 2014-02-18T16:02:15

You're Welcome was invited to cover the 2014 Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. I met the most wonderful people and learned about the complicated politics behind this event. My absolute favorite was...

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Episode 17: Hookers For Jesus from 2014-02-07T20:26:50

When I saw the Hookers for Jesus booth I immediately thought it was going to be some sort of obnoxious conversion freaks however these were incredibly eloquent wonderful women who turned difficulti...

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Epidsode 16: It Must Be Your Fathers DNA from 2014-02-03T04:33:53

One of the best parts of starting this show was my mothers reaction to it. I can't begin to tell you how much fun it is to watch her respond to the different topics I bring up and her shock and con...

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Episode 15: Moby Dick is the Only Dick Jesse Jane Hasn't Seen from 2014-02-02T17:30:25

I learned so much from Miss Jesse Jane, Queen of Porn. First lesson, you can be a serious professional and not even know what LinkedIn is!! Second, how to give the perfect blow job. Third, not ever...

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Episode 14: You Can't Jew a Jew from 2014-01-31T15:51:18

Brian Pumper and His Little Love Muscle How do I even begin. I saw this teeny tiny black man dripping in diamond jewelry leading a giant black woman dressed in white lace lingerie (who had a foopah...

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Episode 13: Frankly My Dear, I Have Erectile Dysfunction from 2014-01-29T20:10:56

Oh how I loved this lovely old man...(he was born in 1938!) I found him strolling around the convention hall, his leather sholder bag stuffed full of films titled things like Mothers Vs. Daughters....

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Episode 12: I Don't Want no Short Short Man from 2014-01-27T15:31:32

I met this kevin federline (KFC version) looking man who claimed his name was Hung Low and he was from Singapore. Problem was he was wearing a collection of claire's jewelry which he called "real f...

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Episode 11: Could You Please Spell Squirter? from 2014-01-23T18:46:49

Ugh, where to even begin. Imagine a real life Pinata, only filled with STD's and a boob job that was done by someone who was visually impaired (unless she specifically asked for tits that looked li...

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Episode 10: The Wonderful Life of Evan Stone, Porn Legend from 2014-01-21T16:44:56

How can I even begin to describe what an absolute legend this man is. He's dominated the Porn industry for the last 12 years, and I couldn't get enough of his style, humor, and razor sharp wit. Fro...

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Episode 9: I Could Get 50,000 dollars for Your Kidney. from 2014-01-20T18:56:18

I met Tan, a lovely quiet Malaysian man with a wonderful laugh and fabulous bond villian accent. He had been standing in line for two hours trying to get Jesse Jane to take a picture with him (the ...

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Episode 8: The Flashman - There should be no Hair below the Eyelashes from 2014-01-20T03:27:07

I met an absolutely terrifying man in my trip to Las Vegas Porn Awards this weekend. His name was "Flashman" he was holding three open Budweisers, and claimed to be on something called "Miley Cyrus...

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Diego's Story from 2013-12-10T14:37:26

Introducing Diego. One of the best men I've ever met. Wonderful, charismatic, homeless man living in Thompskin Sq park since 1999. I have never wanted to help someone as badly as I did this man....

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Diego's Story from 2013-12-10T14:37:26

Introducing Diego. One of the best men I've ever met. Wonderful, charismatic, homeless man living in Thompskin Sq park since 1999. I have never wanted to help someone as badly as I did this man....

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You Could Eat Breakfast off that Ass from 2013-12-10T14:33:43

A beautiful 25 years old mother and wife to a Marine sat down to talk to me about what was missing in her sex life, her fantasies and called her husband so we could tell him together what he cou...

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You Could Eat Breakfast off that Ass from 2013-12-10T14:33:43

A beautiful 25 years old mother and wife to a Marine sat down to talk to me about what was missing in her sex life, her fantasies and called her husband so we could tell him together what he cou...

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Hassids...Russian Mail Order Brides and Prostitution Oh MY! from 2013-12-04T22:31:57

Two drop dead gorgeous, on fire gay men stopped to talk to me about monogamy, relationships, and a secret life of prostitution.

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Hassids...Russian Mail Order Brides and Prostitution Oh MY! from 2013-12-04T22:31:57

Two drop dead gorgeous, on fire gay men stopped to talk to me about monogamy, relationships, and a secret life of prostitution.

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Sex vs. Death from 2013-11-22T13:42:02

Tom, a 60 year old, very handsome Vet of multiple wars came to talk to us about his 5,000 plus sexual partners, what it feels like to take a life, and the wonderful world of 1960's in Spain.

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Sex vs. Death from 2013-11-22T13:42:02

Tom, a 60 year old, very handsome Vet of multiple wars came to talk to us about his 5,000 plus sexual partners, what it feels like to take a life, and the wonderful world of 1960's in Spain.

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Ladies you're not in Kansas anymore from 2013-11-18T22:25:22

Two ladies,dressed in J crew turtle necks, fresh off the greyhound, came to talk to me about their troubles with online dating, their vagina size, and their love of whipped cream schnapps. I mus...

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Ladies you're not in Kansas anymore from 2013-11-18T22:25:22

Two ladies,dressed in J crew turtle necks, fresh off the greyhound, came to talk to me about their troubles with online dating, their vagina size, and their love of whipped cream schnapps. I mus...

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Is My Vagina Tighter? from 2013-11-06T23:05:23

I met a very cute, very young looking girl in Washington sq park. She immidiately started talking to me about her sex life and boyfriend who was going to meet her there in a couple minutes. When...

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Is My Vagina Tighter? from 2013-11-06T23:05:23

I met a very cute, very young looking girl in Washington sq park. She immidiately started talking to me about her sex life and boyfriend who was going to meet her there in a couple minutes. When...

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