Podcasts by ADV Movie Podcast
A Demon's Voice movie podcast!
I write a blog about movies in which I usually end up ranting about my life. It's cheaper than therapy. Some of these podcasts will be blog readings and others will be something else. They'll always be movie related and always overly emotional.
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Cuties - Blog Reading from 2020-11-02T18:59:06
Hey peeps, this weeks blog is on the controversial Netflix film Cuties. Have you heard of it? You must be a nonce then. If you've heard of it, seen it, watched any promotional material for it th...
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Les Misérables - Blog Reading from 2020-09-13T17:30:45
Hey peeps, this week I'm yammering on about the latest film to be released that's called Les Misérables. Although for clarity I should mention that it's not a new adaptation of that classic Vict...
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The New Mutants - Blog Reading from 2020-09-06T17:47:13
Hey peeps! I think this podcast may be one of the most profound pieces of art that I've ever created and so I'm glad that you're here to experience it. I basically did a blog on The New Mutants ...
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Tenet - Blog Reading from 2020-08-30T19:25:18
Hey peeps. A lot of you have been asking why I've not uploaded in a while and so I thought I'd explain in the opening why I've been so busy. Just kidding. Literally nobody has asked why I haven'...
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Deep Blue Sea - Blog Reading from 2020-08-02T19:13:59
Hey peeps, this week I talk about my noncey facial hair and an old shark movie. I also rattle off an anecdote about the time my friend tried to make cheese on toast and somehow managed to really...
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The Old Guard - Blog Reading from 2020-07-18T21:28:08
Daddy the cash cow, smoking weed, step-mum shitting, and mouldy cheese. What more could you want from a vaguely film related podcast?! That's right folks, this is another one of those episodes i...
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Prevenge - Blog Reading from 2020-07-13T20:58:16
It's the 69th episode.. waheeeeeeey!!! In honour of that I thought I'd do a podcast/blog about what happens when you do a 69er wrong and somehow get the other person pregnant. I guess that would...
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The Vast Of Night - Blog Reading from 2020-07-05T20:09:39
Hey peeps, you really need to see the film that I'm talking about this week. It's called The Vast Of Night it's on Amazon and it's incredible. Also I managed to record this podcast in one go wit...
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Disturbia - Blog Reading from 2020-06-28T16:10:49
Hey peeps, this week I'm talking about the film Disturbia. It's a film about a man who is stuck in his room and slowly going crazy. Sound familiar? No, not just because that's what we're all fuc...
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Snakes On A Plane - Blog Reading from 2020-06-21T12:55:23
Hey peeps, this week we're talking about the film Snakes On A Plane. Do you remember that film? Why does nobody talk about it anymore? Do you not like the idea of a film in which a snake bites a...
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Artemis Fowl - Blog Reading from 2020-06-14T20:53:16
Hey peeps, this weeks blog is on the new film Artemis Fowl. I talk about how it's a bit like a shit Harry Potter whilst banging on about my hatred of the main character. Enjoy.
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John Carter - Blog Reading from 2020-06-07T20:49:58
Hey peeps! How are you all coping? I watched John Carter (of Mars) this week so clearly I'm having a shit old time. I rant about the movie here. I'm told that I should include some sort of trigg...
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The Wrong Missy - Blog Reading from 2020-05-31T20:16:16
Hey peeps, this week I ramble on about a new film on Netflix called The Wrong Missy. It had David Spade in it and so I guess I should have known it was going to be shit. It was shit. It was fuck...
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Mute - Blog Reading from 2020-05-25T20:04:10
Hey peeps! This weeks podcast/blog thing is on Duncan Jones's film Mute. It's the one on Netflix that everybody seemed to hate. Well I didn't hate it and I'm here to tell you why. Feel free to l...
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The Rover - Blog Reading from 2020-05-17T19:35:56
Hey peeps! How are you all doing. This week I'm waffling on about a film The Rover. Or at least I'm waffling on and occasionally remembering to talk about that film as well. It came out a few ye...
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Pacific Rim: Uprising - Blog Reading from 2020-05-11T19:04:28
Hey peeps! Pacific Rim: Uprising is on Netflix now and is an absolute piece of shit. Just figured I'd let you know in case you hadn't seen it and had exhausted every other film on the streaming ...
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Color Out Of Space - Blog Reading from 2020-05-04T18:12:06
Hey peeps! There are no new films to talk about at the cinema again so I decided to ramble on about Color Out Of Space. It's a reasonably new sci-fi film in which Nicholas Cage drinks milks from...
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Extraction - Blog Reading from 2020-04-26T18:23:15
Hey peeps! Hope you're all surviving. This week I'm talking to you about Chris Hemsworth's new from Extraction. I seem to talk a lot about porn and spaffing and stuff like that though. Is it obv...
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Love Wedding Repeat - Blog Reading from 2020-04-19T18:56:50
Hey peeps! We're all stuck in but don't worry as Netflix is slowly spewing more and more shite onto their streaming service to keep us 'entertained'. One of their most recent piles of bollocks i...
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Mark Of The Devil - Blog Reading from 2020-04-12T18:01:43
Hey peeps, this week we're talking about a film called Mark Of The Devil. If you've heard of it it'll only because Netflix is showing it off so prominently on their channel though. It's honestly...
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The Platform - Blog Reading from 2020-04-05T12:55:16
Hey peeps, are you all enjoying the coronapocalypse? It's a bit fucking boring isn't it. If you're looking for something to do between wanks though I might have a suggestion for you. It's a new ...
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Bloodshot - Blog Reading from 2020-03-22T18:58:38
Hey peeps! Welcome to the end of the world as we know it. How is the apocalypse treating you? I didn't think the end of the world would involve me looking for chicken super-noodles as much as it...
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The Hunt - Blog Reading from 2020-03-15T17:33:58
Hey peeps. This week we're talking about The Hunt. That's the 2020 film in which a group of liberals try to murder a gang of red-necks and not the 2012 film in which some kid accuses Mads Mikkel...
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Onward - Blog Reading from 2020-03-07T16:56:05
Hey peeps! Today I'm talking to you about the latest Pixar film... Onward!! Well, mostly I talk about dicks to be honest with you. There's a cock-centric character in the movie and so it's hard ...
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The Invisible Man - Blog Reading from 2020-02-29T23:24:23
Hey peeps! I'm talking about The Invisible Man this week. I also start off by telling you a story about how I nearly killed a woman this week. I can't tell if it's entertaining or not though. I ...
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Sonic The Hedgehog - Blog Reading from 2020-02-23T22:34:17
Hey peeps! This week we're talking about the Sonic The Hedgehog movie. I talk about my apathy for the character and why it's a shame the little blue bugger didn't spend the movie sucking his own...
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Okja - Blog Reading from 2020-02-15T22:37:32
Hey peeps, this week I'm talking to you about the film Okja. It's from director Bong Joon-ho who you might have heard of due to the fact that he just hoovered up a fuck load of Oscars with his n...
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The Lighthouse - Blog Reading from 2020-02-08T22:22:04
Hey peeps! This week I've convinced my gym that I'm a pervert, discovered I look like a terrorist, and been reminded of the time I farted in work. But we're here to talk about The Lighthouse rig...
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A Beautiful Day In The Neighbourhood - Blog Reading from 2020-02-01T20:25:10
Hey peeps! This week we're talking about that new Mr Rogers film staring Tom Hanks. Never heard of Mr Rogers? Then I guess you don't live in America because they fucking love him. The podcast go...
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Doctor Sleep - Blog Reading from 2020-01-26T17:37:33
Hey peeps, are you ready to listen to me yammer on about The Shining sequel Doctor Strange? I hope so because that's pretty much what's going to happen here. I talk about how I love the director...
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Bad Boys For Life - Blog Reading from 2020-01-21T14:05:55
Hey guys! This week we're talking about Bad Boys For Life. It's a Will Smith movie that's actually slightly better than tediously shit for once! In the intro I talk about why I've had a shit wee...
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1917 - Blog Reading from 2020-01-11T16:31:21
Hey! Wanna hear my controversial idea for tackling the nonce problem? Then check out my intro to this podcast which I'm already sort of regretting having said out loud. I talk about the new film...
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The Gentlemen - Blog Reading from 2020-01-05T13:07:20
Hey peeps, happy new year and all of that shite. Today we'll be talking about Guy Ritchie's latest film The Gentlemen. It's another of his mockney gangster bollocks but without the sense of fun ...
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Terminator: Dark Fate - Blog Reading from 2019-12-29T19:25:27
Hey peeps, hope you're all recovering from Christmas although I couldn't really give a shit if you're not. This time I figured we could talk about Terminator: Dark Fate. Do you even remember tha...
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Cats - Blog Reading With Added Christmas Joy from 2019-12-25T13:21:33
Hey peeps, happy Christmas! Today we'll be talking about the film Cats. Obviously I just slag it off for five minutes or so because what the fuck else are you going to do with it? Like it? I don...
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Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker - Blog Reading from 2019-12-22T19:54:48
Hey peeps, this weeks blog is on the new Star Wars movie. That's exciting isn't it? It's just a shame that it's a completely muddled movie that panders to the worst kind of online twats. I talk ...
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Jumanji: The Next Level - Blog Reading from 2019-12-16T20:56:17
Absolute drivel this week people. If you can work out what the fuck I'm talking about then send your suggestions in and we can see if you're right. I was meant to be talking about Jumanji: The N...
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ADV Podcast | Christmas Movies from 2019-12-10T19:08:30
Hey peeps! Hope you all have a Merry Christmas planned although I couldn't really give a shit either way. On todays podcast we have my good friend Graham pop in as our very special guest. Take f...
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Midnight Sun - Blog Reading from 2019-12-08T19:59:21
Hey peeps, this weeks bloggy podcast thing is on Midnight Sun. Have you heard of it? It's on Netflix and has Arnie's son in it. It's basically pretty shit but I thought I'd share it with you bec...
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The Irishman - Blog Reading from 2019-12-01T13:56:48
Hey peeps! Sorry it's been a little while since I last uploaded a podcast. I explain why in the intro but to summarise.. my computer fucked up and broke. This week we're talking about the latest...
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Zombieland: Double Tap - Blog Reading from 2019-10-19T20:10:52
Hey peeps, here's a bloggy/podcast thing on the latest film in the Zombieland saga! Will whatshisname get in on with that girl he likes and will the gang finally do that thing that they've alway...
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Gemini Man - Blog Reading from 2019-10-13T12:18:12
Hey peeps, this week we're talking about Will Smith's latest forgettable film which I think was called Gemini Man? Yeah, that sounds about right I guess. Here I talk about how stupid the plot is...
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Joker - Blog Reading from 2019-10-06T12:30
Hey peeps! This weeks podcast/blog thing is on the new film Joker. You know the one. It's the one that's likely to be cited as some crazy persons inspiration for their kill spree. But why is tha...
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Silence - Blog Reading from 2019-10-01T12:19:37
Hey peeps, I wrote about Martin Scorsese's Silence when it first came out. But with his The Irishman about to hit Netflix I figured that I'd revisit what I said and record it for one of these po...
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Ready Or Not - Blog Reading from 2019-09-28T19:07:33
Hey everybody! I'm here to talk to you about the latest horror-comedy Ready Or Not. It's actually pretty good which was a surprise. I pad out the bloggy podcast thing with rants about marriage a...
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Rambo: Last Blood - Blog Reading from 2019-09-21T18:55:28
Hey peeps! You all seen the new Rambo film yet? Shit isn't it! Here I talk about the difference between both this and the very first instalment. My conclusion is that First Blood should have end...
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Downton Abbey - Blog Reading from 2019-09-14T21:07:31
Hey everybody! Are you excited about the new Downton Abbey movie? Then I have no doubt that you'll love it. Are you new to the world of Downton Abbey or even slightly cynical about it? Then stay...
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It: Chapter 2 - Blog Reading from 2019-09-08T16:58:40
Hey peeps! I saw It: Chapter 2 which is approximately four days long with plot threads going all of the place, too many characters, and a villain that looks like Mick Hucknall. Despite all of this ...
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Angel Has Fallen - Blog Reading from 2019-09-01T17:25:21
Hey everybody! Hope you're all well. This week I'll be talking to you about the latest in the Of Fallen Trilogy... Angel Has Fallen. And fuck me sideways too but it's actually pretty good. Who'd...
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Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark - Blog Reading from 2019-08-25T19:36:04
Hey everybody! Here's a chat about the latest film to be directed by some guy and produced by Guillermo Del Toro. Kind of like Mama I guess? In fact Mama is a really good comparison for how this...
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Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood - Blog Reading from 2019-08-17T21:15:39
Hey everybody! This podcast/blog thing is on Tarantino's latest movie Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood. I know that most people worship at the church of Tarantino but I tend to find his stuff a ...
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Shaft (2019) - Blog Reading from 2019-08-10T19:57:18
Hey peeps, wondering whether the new Shaft film is worth seeing? It's on Netflix in the UK but may have been released cinematically elsewhere? Who knows? Who cares? I can tell you that it's pure...
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Fast & Furious: Hobbs & Shaw - Blog Reading from 2019-08-04T19:16:04
Hey peeps, this week we're talking about the new Fast And Furious spin-off movie. We talk about how little sense these films make if you're trying to pay attention and how the original cast migh...
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The Girl With All The Gifts - Blog Reading from 2019-07-28T16:19:14
Hey peeps, today I'll be talking about a zombie film that came out a few years ago. In this podcast/blog-thing I'll be talking about the generational divide, why Stoke and Birmingham are the per...
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The Lion King (2019) - Blog Reading from 2019-07-20T19:26:47
Hey everybody! Have you seen the new version of The Lion King? You haven't? But you've seen the original 1994 version? Then don't worry.. you've seen the fucking new one too then. In this bloggy...
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Midsommar - Blog Reading from 2019-07-14T19:41:02
Hey everybody! Today we're talking about Midsommar, the latest film from Ari Aster. In the podcast/blog I talk about how the film is really about two people breaking up as much as it is a mad cu...
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Spider-Man: Far From Home - Blog Reading from 2019-07-06T21:28:16
I talk about dicks quite a lot in this blog. I'm not sure why? But to counter it I also discuss the films use of role models, it's subtext of fake news, and how the villain is so well adapted fr...
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Yesterday - Blog Reading from 2019-06-29T18:39:58
So I have a particularly personal reason for being excited about this movie. Could it be that Danny Boyle is my favourite director? I mean he is but that's not the reason. I guess you'll have to...
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Toy Story 4 - Blog Reading from 2019-06-22T19:55:28
Hey peeps! Do you love colourful characters and existential angst? Then Toy Story 4 is the film for you. In this bloggy podcasty thing I start by waffling on about an odd experience I had after ...
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Men In Black: International - Blog Reading from 2019-06-15T20:33:28
Hey, hey chums! How are you all doing? Have you seen the new Men In Black film? It's pretty shit isn't it? Damn, it's not been a great year for blockbusters this year at all. Godzilla 2, Dark Ph...
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X-Men: Dark Phoenix - Blog Reading from 2019-06-08T19:04:41
Hey, hey everyone! Today we're talking about the latest X-Men movie and the last one before it gets sucked into the giant belly of the MCU. Did you enjoy it? I didn't. Well not overall anyway. I...
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Godzilla: King Of The Monsters - Blog Reading from 2019-06-01T19:45:39
Hiya peeps! Hope you're all having a good day? If so I can only assume that you didn't spend it watching this Godzilla sequel as it was total shite. In this podcasty bloggy thing I get into the ...
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Aladdin - Blog Reading from 2019-05-26T20:07:27
Hey everyone! This time we'll be talking about the new live action adaption of Aladdin. Because the real problem with the original was that the characters were made out of ink instead of meat I ...
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John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum - Blog Reading from 2019-05-18T20:33:47
Do you love John Wick as much as I do? Did you think that his latest film was the pinnacle of human achievement? Because that's exactly what I rant about in this podcasty blog thing. I love this...
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Pokemon Detective Pikachu - Blog Reading from 2019-05-11T19:50:07
Have you seen the new live action Pokemon movie? Did you wonder what would happen if the trainers and Pokemon wanted to fuck each other too? Did you also assume that most of the film took place ...
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Bohemian Rhapsody - Blog Reading from 2019-05-10T20:37:50
So I'm guessing you'll have seen Bohemian Rhapsody by now because it seems that every other fucker in the world has been banging on about it. I didn't hate the film at all. I thought that it was...
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Dragged Across Concrete - Blog Reading from 2019-05-04T20:14:35
So that Mel Gibson is a naughty boy isn't he? What with his hatred of basically every minority group on the planet. Still. He does make good films from time to time. Dragged Across Concrete is h...
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If Beale Street Could Talk - Blog Reading from 2019-05-02T22:21:03
Did you see the film If Beale Street Could Talk? Did you spend most of the film feeling like a racist? Because I did. Want to know why? Then listen to this latest episode of the ADV Movie Podcas...
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Avengers: Endgame (basically spoiler free) - Blog Reading from 2019-04-27T19:40:07
Hey peeps, have you seen Avengers: Endgame? Did you love it as much as me? Here I talk about what made the film so great before descending into some pretentious existentialism about the current ...
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Captain Marvel - Blog Reading from 2019-04-27T18:10:04
So this podcast/blog thing is on the twenty-first movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain Marvel. In case you can't keep track of who each character is then she's the one with tits and a...
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Missing Link - Blog Reading from 2019-04-20T20:00:17
I know you fuckers can't be bothered reading things for yourself so here is the podcast versions of my latest blog. It's less than ten minutes long and so perfect for when you're doi...
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Hellboy (the shit new one) - Blog Reading from 2019-04-13T20:15:07
I know you fuckers can't be bothered reading things for yourself so here is the podcast versions of my latest blog. It's less than ten minutes long and so perfect for when you're doi...
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Dumbo - Blog Reading from 2019-04-07T13:33:07
I know you fuckers can't be bothered reading things for yourself so here is the podcast versions of my latest blog. It's less than ten minutes long and so perfect for when you're doing the washi...
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Ouija: Origin Of Evil - Blog Reading. from 2019-03-31T18:25:11
I know you fuckers can't be bothered reading things for yourself so here is the podcast version of my latest blog. It's less than ten minutes long and so perfect for when you're doing the washin...
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Top Ten Films Of 2018 from 2019-02-02T21:18:26
Welcome to ADV: Movie Podcast.. or A Demon's Voice Movie Podcast.. or whatever the hell we end up calling it. Whatever it'll be we'll mostly be chatting shit about movies and insulting each othe...
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