Podcasts by Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
A twice weekly podcast hosted by award-winning interviewer and everyone's new best friend Alison Rosen. Mondays are one-on-ones featuring surprisingly honest conversations that are equal parts silly, serious and revelatory. Thursdays are roundtable group shows. You will laugh, think, and feel less alone. (Unless you don't feel alone at all in which case, congrats! You've done it!) Support the show on Patreon. Sign up for a year and get two months free. Patreon.com/alisonrosen
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Sarah Colonna Returns Again! from 2023-12-11T04:00
Comic, actor, host and New York Times bestselling author Sarah Colonna returns to my show to talk about her husband Jon Ryan retiring from professional football and ...
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Tony and Todd’s Love Story, A Suspicious Xmas Toot, No More Adderall from 2023-12-07T04:00
Todd Cooper is here and he's chosen this podcast over therapy. Is this a mistake? Also he and Tony go way back. I want to know the story! Daniel experienced a myster...
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Leah Rudick from 2023-12-04T04:00
Comic, actor, writer and my mother-in-law's favorite performer Leah Rudick stops by to talk about touring with her brother, how her career trajectory changed during the pandemic when she relucta...
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Tasers and Brass Knuckles, Jobby Jobs, Snitches Beget Stitches from 2023-11-30T04:00
Emily Fleming and Jeff Fox are here and they are both MVPs. Emily and Daniel need to get a room when the topic of Twin Peaks comes up but then the spell is broken wh...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, Praline Don't Take My Man) from 2023-11-27T04:00
This is a big episode. Daniel's favorite things list is finally here and on it he reveals the fruits of his search to find the world's best pillow...
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Dalton's Drops, Boiled Nuts, The Kathy Griffin Incident from 2023-11-23T04:00
Dalton Castle is here and he's come armed with his own drops. Robin Shorr is here fresh from the most amazing misunderstanding with Kathy Griffin. Jeff Fox ruins pri...
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Jesse Joyce from 2023-11-20T04:00
Comic, writer (Jimmy Kimmel Live!) and author Jesse Joyce joins the show to talk about Red Eye more than he probably ...
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Onion Brothers, Mass Quirk, The Mystery of the Stolen Lunch from 2023-11-16T04:00
Robin Shorr and Rob Shulte are here and Robin might throw up on air if we don't change the subject. Rob made a day of it (BBQ and pants) and Robin has possibly outgrown yoga retreats. Rob went t...
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Justin Martindale from 2023-11-13T04:00
Stand up, writer and host Justin Martindale (Just Sayin' with Justin Mar...
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Todd’s Curmudgeon Era, Daniel’s Horse Hips, Slim Goodbody from 2023-11-09T04:00
Todd Cooper is extremely friendly and I need to find out what darkness lies beneath. Niccole Thurman is here and she's done holding back. Daniel is in pursuit of som...
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Fahim Anwar from 2023-11-06T04:00
Comic, actor, writer and host Fahim Anwar joins the show to talk about growing up in Seattle, the tiny audience in my s...
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Barber Shop Massages, Perfect Eggs, Cervical Ripeness (ENCORE) from 2023-11-02T03:00
On this episode which we recorded one day before Jenna’s due date (spoiler alert: she’s...
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Mary Katharine Ham Returns Again Again! from 2023-10-30T03:00
Is writer and political commentator Mary Katharine Ham the most returningest guest on the show? She might be! Given that she had another child we must catch up. Did ...
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Prescription Cereal, Luigi's Big Package, Daniel's Toyota Grudge from 2023-10-26T03:00
Matt Apodaca and Betsy Sodaro are here and they're both wearing Universal Studios merch. We talk about horror nights and haunts and also what's in Luigi's shorts. Da...
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Paul Gilmartin Is Back! from 2023-10-23T03:00
It's been too long since actor, host, comic and woodworker Paul Gilmartin (The Mental Illness Happy Hour) has been on the...
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Tony's Return, Robin's Reunion, Todd's Odyssey from 2023-10-19T03:00
Tony Thaxton is back from his tour! I was unable to watch his band from one of his drum cymbals for reasons we get into but my story is bested by Todd Cooper's story...
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Kate Micucci Returns! from 2023-10-16T03:00
Comic, actor, musician and voice over artist Kate Micucci (Garfunkel & Oates, Scooby-Doo!) is back to talk about moving, the half pipe that used to be in her backyar...
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Greg’s Apology, Lizzy’s Japandi, The Golden Bachelor from 2023-10-12T03:00
Greg Heller is back with updates on his Venice-to-Mar Vista life, former neighbors and more. Lizzy Cooperman returns and she's decided how she wants to decorate her ...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Wendy's Big Adventure) from 2023-10-09T03:00
Daniel and I get together to play a new game, take your calls, discuss his outside voice, learn about Menchie's, recount Wendy's big adventure, discuss a tough paren...
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Trad Wife Morning Routines, Perilous Metal Straws, The Dark Web from 2023-10-05T03:00
Not only are Wendy Molyneux and Robin Shorr sharing this appearance but they also share a friend and a judge. I have some questions about the dark web and Daniel has...
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Elise Loehnen Returns! from 2023-10-02T03:00
New York Times bestselling author and my Time Out New York coworker Elise Loehnen (On Our Best Behavior: The Seven Deadly...
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Public Goobers, Paris Disney, Quantz Method for Pants from 2023-09-28T03:00
Jordan Morris has joined us, fresh from the London Podcast Festival, and while he was there he stopped off at Paris Disney. Also he is the perfect person with whom t...
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The Return of Ben Gleib from 2023-09-25T03:00
Ben Gleib is here, fresh from Burning Man, and I think maybe I want to go to Burning Man one day? I did not expect to feel this way. Also he's wearing a chestful of ...
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Sadie’s Big Escape, Night Terrors, New Haterz! from 2023-09-21T03:00
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Matt Lieb is here making his triumphant Thursday Show debut. Robin Shorr is also here, sha...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Daniel's Over It!) from 2023-09-18T03:00
Daniel is here and he's not particularly interested in hearing about my new crush. I need to talk about two big lifestyle changes we're making and Daniel has some thoughts on my face and Walmart...
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Supermarkets, Talkative Masseuses, Alison's New Crush from 2023-09-14T03:00
Matt Apodaca joins the show for the first time and as promised, he is a delight, even though he woke up on the wrong side of the bed and the vibes were off. Niccole ...
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Rory Uphold from 2023-09-11T03:00
Rory Uphold, host of Crimes of the Heart and self-described skin care obsessive joins the show to talk a...
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ENCORE: The Jenna Quiz! (Plus Greg's Drug Stories, DINKS, Night Terrors and John Boats) from 2023-09-07T03:00
This week we're revisiting an episode that originally ran July 29, 2015. How well do you know Ms. Jenna Kim Jones? Ho...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Slurp Alert) from 2023-09-04T03:00
Daniel is once again concerned about the health effects of being woken up in the middle of the night and I'm questioning where he's getting this alarming info. We di...
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Rumpus Rooms, Nose Blindness, Alison's Eyeballs from 2023-08-31T03:00
Joel Stein and Robin Shorr are here to talk about an incredibly risky compliment that Joel paid me, Orthodox Jews stepping outside marriage, Time Out New York, Invis...
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Emily Fleming from 2023-08-28T03:00
One day after she went viral for an incident involving a live stream, a boob and a collapsing set, Emily Fleming (Good Mythical Morning, @midnight) joins the show to...
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Adult Braces, Child Star Reunions, Tony’s Long Couch from 2023-08-24T03:00
Is there something empowering or sad about adults getting braces? Robin Shorr joins Tony, Daniel and me to get to the bottom of this and so much more. Also Robin wan...
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Jesse Thorn Is Back! from 2023-08-21T03:00
Host and podcast impresario Jesse Thorn is back to talk about his many shows (Bullseye, Judge John Hodgeman, Jordan, Jesse, GO!), the process of converting his Max F...
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Magic Eye Posters, Burbank Horror, Non-Sexual Orgasms from 2023-08-17T03:00
Jordan Morris and Rob Kutner join Daniel, Tony and me to talk about magic eye posters, Minecraft backpacks, Marvel Snappin', Daniel's super awkward exchange, Tony's ...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, True Crime, Shoe Museums) from 2023-08-14T03:00
I think I've finally solved the mystery of my ear situation and what triggers it! This is like a true crime episode, speaking which of which Daniel shares his compli...
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Cheese Wheels, Cut-Rate Coffins, Browvember from 2023-08-10T03:00
Wendy Molyneux, Joe Kwaczala, Tony Thaxton, Daniel and I have all been traveling and now, like one of my favorite episodes of my favorite sitcom, we're all reconvene...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, Snack Chat, Mr. Big Remiss) from 2023-08-07T03:00
Daniel joins me to talk about out trip to Hawaii, tenting for termites, my discovery that my late father also liked to talk about insects, a few other assorted memor...
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Joel's Majestic Mullet, Robin's Boundaries, Alison's Getaway from 2023-08-03T03:00
Joel Stein had a magnificent mullet for a long time and we need to talk about it. His mullet even attended Stanford! Robin Shorr has to create some boundaries which ...
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Duncan Trussell (Encore) from 2023-07-31T03:00
After a tropical and possibly controversial update that really shouldn't be controversial, we revisit this fan-favorite episode from 2014.
Flea Markets, DQ's Skin Care Regimen, Tony Robbins CDs from 2023-07-27T03:00
Jackie Johnson and Lizzy Cooperman join me (and Jeff Fox, who is filling in for Tony Thaxton) to discuss flea markets and estate sales, And Just Like That, skin trea...
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Alie Ward (encore) from 2023-07-24T03:00
After an update on how I'm doing, we revisit the first time Alie Ward guested on the show in 2017. Original description:
Robin Takes Nantucket, Joel Drinks with Rupert, Alison Is Sad from 2023-07-20T03:00
Robin Shorr is here fresh from Nantucket where and she has a Heather Locklear-esque golden tan. Joel Stein was chatting with Rupert Murdoch earlier. I need to talk a...
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Cole Imperi (Encore) from 2023-07-17T03:00
After a sad announcement at the top and an update on a wee Tik Tok beef I've found myself in, we revisit this wonderful episode which originally ran in Feb, 2023. Listen
Jackie's Change of Heart, Lizzy's Pants Mishap, Lizard Gizzard Wizards from 2023-07-13T03:00
Is there a paper cup big enough to contain this whole show with Jackie Johnson, Lizzy Cooperman and Jeff Fox who is filling in for Tony Thaxton? Lizzy had a mishap a...
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RJ City Returns Again from 2023-07-10T03:00
RJ City—professional wrestler, former Nickelodeon star, and host of AEW's Hey! (EW)—returns to the show for what he thought was a Patreon episode but as explained at...
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Alison and Tod: After Hours Assortment! from 2023-07-06T03:00
Grab a drink and relax with this assortment of clips from Alison and Tod: After Hours. We're talking about Sitzpinklers, a creepy Teppanyaki chef, people wh...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, Tiny Faces, Who We'd Cheat With) from 2023-07-03T03:00
We reminisce about the frat house we accidentally stayed at in Palm Desert that Greg Heller had also once rented for his bachelor party and then I foist upon Daniel ...
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Tony's Faux Hawk, Wendy's Epitaph Pranks, And Twins! from 2023-06-29T03:00
Was everyone here in the drama club? Daniel says he wasn't but I'm not so sure. Wendy Molyneux and Jordan Morris are here and they remember a commercial with the rep...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, The Neighbor Club) from 2023-06-26T03:00
Daniel and I are having a talk about word pronunciation and Daniel has a question about a specific kind of bodily emission. Daniel was FINALLY inducted into what I c...
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Mimes, Clowns, Boob Snoods from 2023-06-22T03:00
Lizzy Cooperman and Robin Shorr are here and they've had shockingly similar experiences when it comes to the study of pantomime and also being accused of plagiarism....
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Steven Weber from 2023-06-19T03:00
Steven Weber (yes, THAT Steven Weber) is here and he's a delight! We talk about sensory deprivation, dogs, Wi...
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Alison’s Sex Work, Wendy’s Chocolate Fountain, Jordan’s Sock Reveal from 2023-06-15T03:00
Jordan Morris and Wendy Molyneux are here! Daniel has an observation about pants length and I say something that bothers Wendy even more intensely than my passion fo...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, New Merch, Buttholes: The Exhibit!) from 2023-06-12T03:00
Something exciting is afoot and I want Daniel to guess. Also Daniel drops a bomb on me about his feelings about candy. And trucks? He accuses me of stolen valor and ...
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Jorts, Jawns, Chicago's Little Lady from 2023-06-08T03:00
Emily Fleming is here with advice on how to fray your jorts with a rock. Joe Kwaczala is back with a new special called Ooh La La and a lot of info about the Dave Ma...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Psychopath Employers) from 2023-06-05T03:00
How did your family answer the phone when you were growing up? How do you answer the phone? Daniel and I get into it after an introductory disaster. Also Daniel has ...
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Masculine Flatware, Taylor Swift Tour Tix, Religious Trauma from 2023-06-01T03:00
Jackie Johnson attended a celebrity wedding and needs to talk about the flatware. This unearths the memory of a wedding chair disagreement between Daniel and me. Also I am striving to understand...
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Jennifer Romolini Returns! from 2023-05-29T03:00
Author, journalist, podcast host and my former co-worker Jennifer Romolini (Weird In a World That's Not, Everythin...
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Jackie's Butt, Alison's Field Trip, Pathological Liars Who Do Improv from 2023-05-25T03:00
Jackie Johnson and Todd Cooper make their triumphant returns to the show! Does Todd know what "snatched" means? We all learn a little something. Tony falls asleep la...
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Kyle Kinane from 2023-05-22T03:00
Comic, actor, podcaster Kyle Kinane is here and we talked about everything from scratch-and-sniff stickers and sibling relationships to what he ca...
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Impossible Octopus, Problematic Playground Chants, Bernie's List from 2023-05-18T03:00
Joel Stein and Robin Shorr are back and in studio and Joel has a comely brain. Robin is back from Hawaii with one gripe. Robin and I have a memory about Spencer's Gifts that Joel, Daniel and Ton...
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Alison and Tod: After Hours (Slay!) from 2023-05-15T03:00
This week I wanted to share with you another episode of Tod Perry and my new podcast: Alison and Tod: After-Hours. If you enjoy it, please consider supporting us at Listen
Jordan's Bed Frame, Daniel's Eye Injury, Wendy's Nepal Adventure from 2023-05-11T03:00
Wendy Molyneux and Jordan Morris are here, fresh from the front lines of the WGA strike. Daniel has injured his eye in a way that you have to hear to believe. It makes us wonder what the most ma...
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Mark Blutman from 2023-05-08T03:00
Producer and writer Mark Blutman (Boy Meets World, Girl Meets World, So Little Time) is here to talk about a prophetic phone call from Lorne Michaels, growing up in Canada, his time as a stand-u...
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Peter Madrigal Tells All, Daniel Is Obsessed, The #Scandoval-Wrestling Crossover from 2023-05-04T03:00
Vanderpump's Peter Madrigal is back to dish about all things Vanderpump. Daniel is interested in his own interest in this craziness. I want to know about Peter's skincare routine and also the pi...
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Tara Schuster from 2023-05-01T03:00
Author Tara Schuster is on the podcast to talk about Glow In the F*cking Dark, the follow up to the hugely successful Buy Yourself the F*cking Lilies. I felt an instant connection with her, whic...
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Speaking Joel, Robin's Foot Campaign, "Sex Thing" Revisited from 2023-04-27T03:00
Joel Stein has returned and we're learning how to speak his language. Robin Shorr is here with a revelation about feet. I've stumbled upon a tongue twister and there's some light talk of true cr...
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Chris Gethard Returns! from 2023-04-24T03:00
Comic, writer and podcast host Chris Gethard (Beautiful Stories from Anonymous People) returns to talk about meeting Tony in person, insecurity, ripping his pants, fatherhood, being a volunteer ...
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Tim’s Ice Cream Hack, Tony’s Normal Shirt, Jeff’s Unsolicited Visitor from 2023-04-20T03:00
Tim Kalpakis and Jeff Dutton of The Sloppy Boys are here which is good because I need an audience to discuss the weird thing that happened the day before when we went to the Old Spaghetti Factor...
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Alie Ward Is Here! from 2023-04-17T03:00
Fan (and host) favorite Alie Ward (Ologies) has surfaced after some intense personal stuff and she's here in studio to fill us in. We talk about colonoscopies, encores, middle parts and skinny j...
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A Harrowing Collision, Mall Jail, 2000s Reality TV from 2023-04-13T03:00
Niccole Thurman is back on the show after a crazy and harrowing car accident and hospital stint. Emily Fleming has returned as well and now she'll never drive! Plus subway wang, the time I was a...
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Introducing...Alison and Tod: After-hours (Sex, Drugs and Salad Dressing) from 2023-04-10T03:00
This week I wanted to share with you the first episode of Tod Perry and my new podcast: Alison and Tod: After-Hours. If you enjoy it, please consider subscribing at Listen
RJ's Canadian Sex Question, Dalton's Dating History, Alison's Famous Neighbor from 2023-04-06T03:00
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Nora McInerny from 2023-04-03T03:00
Writer and podcast host Nora McInerny (Terrible, Thanks for Asking) joins the show for the first time to talk about her latest book Listen
Emily Fleming's Brass Knuckles, Jordan Morris's Food Fears, Daniel's Zagat Review from 2023-03-30T03:00
Emily Fleming is here for the first time, fresh from working the door at what I'm pretty sure is a modern-day rave. No one gets my "exchange an egg" reference, not even Jordan Morris who is also...
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Laurel Bristow from 2023-03-27T03:00
Infectious disease researcher and pandemic superstar Laurel Bristow joins the show to talk about the lab leak theory, whether the pandemic is over, sharks, tuberculosis, her pet Axolotl, Bob's B...
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Cool Girl Neck Parties, Joel Vs. Leo DiCaprio, Robin's TV Trivia from 2023-03-23T03:00
Joel Stein is here and I need to know what he meant by a certain comment he made when we took a photo together. Also he interviewed Leonardo DiCaprio and now ol' LDC hates him and I need to know...
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Kerri Kenney-Silver (Encore) from 2023-03-20T03:00
Owen joined me at the top to explain why you're hearing this delightful throwback, which originally aired June 17, 2012 instead of the new episode I was planning. He even regales you with a song...
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Renee's Weird Ranch Life, Tod's Tortoises, Beef Dunkies! from 2023-03-16T03:00
Tod Perry is here in person and can you believe this is the first time we're meeting in person after a year plus of hosting a podcast together...
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Elizabeth Laime Is Back! from 2023-03-13T03:00
Podcaster and TV writer Elizabeth Laime (A Million Little Things, Totally Laime!) is back and we had so much ...
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Peter Madrigal Speaks Out, Vanderpump Tea, Girls Who Squat from 2023-03-09T04:00
You guys, Peter Madrigal of Vanderpump Rules and Rob Shulte of Vanderpump Robs...
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Tiffany Gabrus from 2023-03-06T04:00
Florist-to-the-stars Tiffany Gabrus joins us to talk about her decision to change careers (she's a former entertainment executive), m...
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Vicky's Hush Hush, Alison's Baby Food Cover Story, Lizzy Does a Tarot Reading from 2023-03-02T04:00
Lizzy Cooperman is back and her life has taken quite an interesting turn of late thanks to her new and unexpected job. Plus she read my tarot cards! Goodbye Daniel, hello rewarding creative purs...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Alison's New Face) from 2023-02-27T04:00
Daniel and I practically swam from the house to studio, battling the elements, to bring you this show. We talk about regional mispronunciations, attempts to "get" opera, whether I truly drink co...
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Gate-Keeping, Guest Bathroom Etiquette, Owen’s Birthday from 2023-02-23T04:00
RJ City has returned and I need to talk about something I overheard when he used the guest bathroom at my house last month. Also he refuses to tell me the plot of a movie I'm not going to watch....
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Cole Imperi from 2023-02-20T04:00
Cole Imperi is a thanatologist which means she studies death, dying, loss and grief. Friend of the show and Listen
Close Calls with Cults, Joel's Fancy Romantic Dinner, Email Mishaps from 2023-02-16T04:00
Robin Shorr and Joel Stein join Tony Thaxton and me to discuss cults, cultiness, Robin's close call, the celebrity Robin has been working out next to who apparently "drips sex," the way Facts of...
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Dalton Castle from 2023-02-13T04:00
Pro wrestler Dalton Castle has been a guest on the Thursday group version of my show numerous times but I felt like I needed a one-on-on-plus-Tony to really get to the core of what makes him the...
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Al’s Motorboat Merit Badge, Jenna Below Deck, Tony’s New Glasses Personality from 2023-02-09T04:00
Jenna Kim Jones and #AL are here to talk about sugar sausage, Tony's new glasses and the new personality he seems to have to accompany them, when people around you suddenly change and it's threa...
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Sarah Edmondson from 2023-02-06T04:00
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Mike's Oral Hygiene, Jeff's Foot Dexterity, Words and Phrases We Hate! from 2023-02-02T04:00
Mike Hanford, Tim Kalpakis and Jeff Dutton of The Sloppy Boys and The Birthday Boys are here in person and we are getting to the bottom of words and phrases we can't stand. We're also talking ab...
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Gigachads, Canada's Big Apple, Revolting Fantasies from 2023-01-26T04:00
Bridget Todd makes her Thursday show debut (she was a previous guest on a Monday show) and now I want to do hallucinogens and move to Portugal. Andrew Hunt is back and he did not try to steal a ...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, Is Alison Becoming A Furry?) from 2023-01-23T04:00
Daniel and I have reconvened after the chaos of last week to talk about graduation tassels and a ridiculous mortar board debacle, an outrageous school meeting Daniel attended, a series of Hey Go...
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Renee's Dark Past, RJ's Outrage, Facing The Quantzequences from 2023-01-19T04:00
RJ City is here in the flesh and he has choice words for both Daniel and me. Renee Colvert makes her triumphant return and I've found an amazing photo of her from her jukebox musical days that w...
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RJ City Returns! from 2023-01-16T04:00
Pro-wrestler, actor and talk show host RJ City (Listen
Jackie's Purloined Fruit, Tony and Caroline's Going-Out Pants, Alison's Eyes from 2023-01-12T04:00
Jackie Johnson is here and once again her fruit has been stolen! And not just any fruit but sentimental fruit! Caroline Moss is here and happens to know a ton about the rules surrounding helping...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, Alison's Striptease, Recent Firings) from 2023-01-09T07:17:33
Am I taking the easy way out by doing these episode with Daniel or is this what the people demand? Also why do you look a non-gift horse in the mouth? Plus your calls, celebrities' less attracti...
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Sex Stores, In-Flight Horror Stories, The #AL Quiz! (encore) from 2023-01-05T04:00
Happy New Year! I lost my voice and had to cancel a couple recordings! After a lengthy discussion with Daniel at the top, we head back to 2015 for The Al Quiz episode! Original description: The ...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls And New Year's Resolutions) from 2023-01-02T04:00
Daniel and I are back together for another episode wherein we take your calls and discuss our resolutions going into the new year. We also talk about memorable New Year's Eves and which years, e...
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Eye Language, Nog Thoughts, T’Zone Update (Encore) from 2022-12-29T04:00
With all the nog talk lately I wanted to revisit one of my favorite episodes with one of my favorite guest combos. Original description: A rare Thursday show treat! Paul Rust and Michael Cassady...
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Daniel's First Appearance on the Podcast! from 2022-12-26T04:00
After an explanation and a brief chat with Daniel to see what he remembers, we are going back to March of 2014 for Daniel's very first appearance on the show. Original description: Listen
Alison's Chocolate Nap, Jordan's War on Eggs, Tone Zone's Xmas Quiz from 2022-12-22T04:00
Jordan Morris is here and he's anti-egg. He claims he isn't but I know better. There are more winged creatures in my studio and Daniel's here to save the day. How are we all feeling as we barrel...
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Brian Posehn from 2022-12-19T04:00
Can you believe actor, comic, writer and podcast host Brian Posehn has never been on my show? I can't either. We finally caught up to talk about his new special Posehna Non Grata, having an extr...
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Tinsel Tossing, Carnal Mushroomers, Giant Wheels of Cheese from 2022-12-15T04:00
Dalton Castle has returned to the show to share how it feels to lose a championship belt on TV and also, according to RJ City who is also here, to forget to bring one to a match between the two ...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Alison's Tears) from 2022-12-12T04:00
After an arduous chunk of time trying to get everything set up for video, a process I find extremely annoying, Daniel and I sit down to record a show and I begin crying in the first eight minute...
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Alison's Mortifying Emails, Life After Late Night, Two Toilet Rich from 2022-12-08T04:00
Josh Gondelman is here and he's still plagued by this pernicious cocaine rumor. Daniel Quantz isn't helping matters. Also joining us is Miles Kahn who used to work at The Daily Show and then Sam...
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Anthony Bowens from 2022-12-05T04:00
Anthony Bowens is one half of the hugely popular wrestling tag team The Acclaimed and he's also AEW's first openly gay world champion....
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Stuffed Stockings, Waiting Tables, Shiny Wrestlers from 2022-12-01T04:00
Are your Xmas stockings filled with nail clippers and lottery tickets or unshelled walnuts and oranges? Apparently these are the only options unless you're in Canada—where RJ City may or may not...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Bread Pudding Postmortem!) from 2022-11-28T04:00
Daniel and I have gotten together one day after Thanksgiving and we're doing something we don't normally do: attempting to record ourselves on video too. It's all very fancy. We listen to your c...
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Quirky Canadian Roommates, Daniel’s Wet Bread, Bath Mat Chat from 2022-11-24T04:00
Canada's own Andrew Hunt returns to the show and joining him is Amanda Brooke Perrin whom I know as one of frequent guest Renee Colvert's good friends but get this... turns out she and Andrew ar...
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Kurt Braunohler Is Back! from 2022-11-21T04:00
Comic, actor, writer and podcast host (Bananas) Kurt Braunohler is back and he has a new special out called Perfectly Stupid which I loved. Al...
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Turkey Eyesight, The Pillow Reveal Reveal, Tone Zone's Flo Zone from 2022-11-17T04:00
Lizzy Cooperman has joined us and she's finally divulging the true story behind the pillow reveal of the her last appearance. A pillow reveal reveal! Plus a Jordan Morris bolo tie update! Daniel...
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Joel Stein Is Back! from 2022-11-14T04:00
Journalist and author Joel Stein (Time, Los Angeles Times) is back and he's entered the world of podcasting with Story of the Week. I want to know why the world needs his podcast and he makes a ...
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Wake Windows, Skin Cancer, Jackie's Doodie Particles from 2022-11-10T04:00
Jackie Johnson is here with another exclusive story and oh boy this one is amazing and involves poop particles! Caroline Moss makes her in person Thursday show debut and we love her! She might b...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, Daniel's Game of Seduction) from 2022-11-07T04:00
This one is a doozy! We take your calls about annoying things our partners do, discuss shoulder pads in a can and 80s commercials, Daniel's brief bad energy, specific ways to beg when we were ch...
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Encore: Epiphany Judges, Clothing Appraisers, Hot Butt Magazine from 2022-11-03T03:00
This week's episode is an encore presentation of one of my favorite group episodes that originally ran Oct 18, 2017. I explain the reason for the encore at the top. Original episode description ...
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Daniel and Alison (Daniel's Kewl Beanz, Alison's Dream Tattoo) from 2022-10-31T03:00
If you can make it past a pretty trying thirteen minutes of Alison and Daniel arguing about whether Daniel is a baby when he's sick, you will be rewarded with a fairly frictionless show about Al...
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Bolo Ties, A Fungus Among Us, Happy Halloween! from 2022-10-27T03:00
Niccole Thurman is here in person for the first time and she's fresh from the wedding of the century! Jordan Morris is also here and he's fresh from Van Nuys where he was shopping for bolo ties....
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Dave Hill Is Back! from 2022-10-24T03:00
Comic, actor, author, musician Dave Hill is in town while on a brief tour with Puddles Pity Party so I forced him to come to my studio so we could catch up. We talked about his next book, showy ...
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Murderous Neighbors, Micro Machines, Sibling Love from 2022-10-20T03:00
Robin Shorr is here in person and her pants match her purse but she swears it's not on purpose. Her old neighbor Luka Jones whom I loved as Aidy Bryant's boyfriend in Shrill is here and not only...
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Jade Catta-Preta from 2022-10-17T03:00
Comic, actor, host Jade Catta-Preta (The Soup, Hotties) joins us to talk about whether Tony is gaslighting us, Listen
Black Toilets, Wrenching On Cars, Date Nights! from 2022-10-13T03:00
Wendy Molyneux is here and she does not like black toilets. In fact she likens my love of fancy shuffling to a black toilet in that it's a deal breaker. This is a gross simplification of an eleg...
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Eric Jason Martin from 2022-10-10T03:00
Eric Jason Martin has narrated over 350 audiobooks, and over 450 features for The New York Times Audio, including several episodes of the The Daily podc...
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Audience Pops, One-Star Reviews, Can Alison Name The Planets? from 2022-10-06T03:00
Dalton Castle, RJ City, Tony Thaxton and Daniel Quantz are here for a very fun episode wherein not only do we see who knows Dalton best but somehow, and I still don't quite know BUT I HAVE SOME ...
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Mark Armstrong from 2022-10-03T03:00
What a pleasure to catch up with my old friend, Longreads founder and journalist Mark Armstrong who is now helming the Listen
So Much Snoring, Tony's New Gal Pal, B-Hole Hues! from 2022-09-29T03:00
Fan favorite Jackie Johnson is back IN PERSON to tell us about the birth of her baby and the time Blink 182 retweeted her pumpkin. Tony is finally back from his dumb rock tour and he brought a l...
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Jim Florentine Is Back! from 2022-09-26T03:00
Comic, writer, actor Jim Florentine makes his fourth (!) appearance on the podcast to fill me in on everything that's been happening since we last talked...
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Hair Dry Air Dry, Canadian Snacks, Yoda from Star Wars from 2022-09-22T03:00
Robin Shorr returns to the show and she's brought a long a little something extra in the form of her natural air-dried hair. Witnessing her true follicular self are John Cullen, Stefan Heck and ...
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Chelsea Devantez from 2022-09-19T03:00
Writer, filmmaker, comedian and host of the wonderful podcast (which I just guested on) Celebrity Book Club, Chelsea Devantez joins the show t...
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Soul Sweatshirts, Under-Desk Hammocks, Daniel's Eye-Doctor Girlfriend from 2022-09-15T03:00
Jenna, Al and Jeff are here to witness Daniel's sunglasses which he claims are because he got his eyes dilated and not because he's trying to be cool. Still raw from when he cheated on me in a d...
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Ryan Bailey from 2022-09-12T03:00
Actor and host of the hugely popular pop culture and reality show podcast So Bad It's Good with Ryan Bailey joins the show to talk about "so bad they're good" moments, his appearance on Watch Wh...
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Canadian Passive-Aggressiveness, Extreme Cheese, The Perfect Salesman from 2022-09-08T03:00
Andrew Hunt has returned with stories of cheese I never want to try and also how to know if you've run afoul of someone from Canada. It has to do with the number of times they say fine! Renee Co...
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Mary Holland from 2022-09-05T03:00
Actor, screenwriter, improvisor Mary Holland (The Happiest Season, Golden Arm, Wild Horses) joins the show to talk about Corked, a hilarious new scripted podcast featuring so many friends of the...
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Geriatric Mean Girls, Overly Immersive Theater, Jimmy Pardo's Labrum from 2022-09-01T03:00
Get this, we're in person! Screenwriter Eva Anderson who was personally recommended on air by Paul Rust is here for the very first time and she didn't bring Jimmy Pardo any cookies despite havin...
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Bald Bryan Returns! from 2022-08-29T03:00
Bald Bryan Bishop (Adam Carolla Show, Film Vault, Shrinkage: Marriage, Manhood and the Tumor that Tried to Kill Me) returns to the show to updat...
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Shower Buckets, Spencer's Gifts, Sexy Reptiles from 2022-08-25T03:00
There's so much going on in this episode with Wendy Molyneux and David Huntsberger I don't know if I can even accurately describe it but I will try. Because of the drought Daniel and I are now b...
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The Burbank Snake, The Pillow Reveal, The Rosen Bump! from 2022-08-18T03:00
Halfway through this podcast I found out there was an uninvited slithery guest in a bush outside our house and I valiantly continued even though I wanted to pack my bags and never return! Jordan...
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Caroline Moss from 2022-08-15T03:00
After discussing my ongoing obsession with the way Tony's arm is probably going to explode from all his drumming, we are joined by writer and host of the shopping podcast Listen
Long Haul Bananas, Daniel Roasts Alison's Coffee, RJ's Price To Bleed from 2022-08-11T03:00
Our Canadian friend RJ City makes his third appearance on the show and he wants to know if that means he's now a regular. Listen
Ben Gleib Is Back! from 2022-08-08T03:00
Comic, host Ben Gleib (Chelsea Lately, Idiotest) is back to talk about his new special, The Mad King, which premieres on YouTube August 14. We discuss his...
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Revenge Hoodies, How To Go Viral, The Return of Tony from 2022-08-04T03:00
Andrew Hunt is back and he just went viral on Tik Tok. We have questions. Robin Shorr, with whom I'm now trauma-bonded, is here and I need more details about her nickname. Tony Thaxton is back a...
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Phil Rosenthal and David Wild from 2022-08-01T03:00
Phil Rosenthal (Somebody Feed Phil, Everybody Loves Raymond) and David Wild (Rolling Stone) have been on my show separately but never together. That changes today! The longtime friends are here ...
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Colt Cabana's Secret Ointment, Robin Shorr's Nantucket Nickname, An Upsetting Hot Dog Metaphor from 2022-07-28T03:00
Do I have what it takes to be a wrestling fan? I'm beginning to doubt it. Does Colt Cabana have what it takes to cut it on Nantucket? Please savor that rhyme. Robin Shorr just returned from the ...
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Jackie Fabulous from 2022-07-25T03:00
Comedian, writer and motivational speaker Jackie Fabulous (America's Got Talent) joins the show to talk about her new special Menoplause, moving back to...
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Paul Rust's Sudden Basement, Wholesome Sass, Hot Broccoli for Your Feet from 2022-07-21T03:00
Paul Rust and Michael Cassady are here, hot off their cheer in Dance Magazine and we have a lot to talk about including wholesome high school sassiness, the "mur book," Paul's sudden basement, b...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Gossip Muffins!) from 2022-07-18T03:00
Daniel and I brought the equipment inside to record this episode, featuring the Tucson emergency room Covid saga, after the kids went to bed. We also took your calls. Daniel let me know he doesn...
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Critical Anniversary Theory, Front-Porching, Hard and Soft Salami from 2022-07-14T03:00
Jon Gabrus, Betsy Sodaro and Chef Jeff Fox are here to talk with me about getting cut off while partying in Moab, Utah (Gabrus was there filming 101 Place to Party Before You Die which premieres...
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Colt Cabana from 2022-07-11T03:50:38
Wrestler, actor, comic, children's book author and host of podcasts The Art of Wrestling and Wrestling Anonymous, Colt Ca...
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Encore: Daniel's Pot Cookie Story, Greg's Surf Lingo Quiz, Bumbershoot Recap from 2022-07-07T03:00
Hi, it's present day me dropping in to say that this is one of my favorite episodes and perhaps it's one of yours as well? I explain why you're hearing it again or perhaps for the first time at ...
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Kristen Meinzer and Jolenta Greenberg from 2022-07-04T03:00
Kristen Meinzer and Jolenta Greenberg of By the Book podcast and the book How to Be Fine join the show to talk abou...
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Allie's Vacuum Lines, Greg's DNA Results, Who Knows Alison Best? from 2022-06-30T03:00
Allie Mac Kay, Greg Fitzsimmons, Jeff Fox, Daniel and I discover that I've been disseminating incorrect information about pineapples. Turns out it's upside down pineapples that indicate swinging...
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Tony Thaxton Checks In From The Road from 2022-06-27T03:00
We landed the Bad Boy of Podcasting himself! Holed up in Pittsburgh hotel room, Tony Thaxton fills me in on life on the road with Motion City Soundtrack. Also apparently his mom has been listeni...
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Nutella Secrets, Fake Deceased Twins, Pickle Butts from 2022-06-23T03:00
Canadian Andrew Hunt is finally back, after a decade of planning, and he's brought fun facts and a quiz! Cais...
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Pro Wrestler RJ City from 2022-06-20T03:00
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Jordan's Canadian Girlfriend, Robin's Summer Sweater, Jeff's Horse Bite from 2022-06-16T03:00
Robin Shorr, Jordan Morris, Jeff Fox and Daniel are here for a truly shocking edition of Yes Please or Oh Puhleeze (White Chocolate) and I want to know what one thing helps everyone get out of b...
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Jenny Mollen Returns! from 2022-06-13T03:00
New York Times best-selling author Jenny Mollen returns to the show nearly ten years later (!!) to talk about her debut n...
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Jordan's Soft Swinging, Sedona Al, Irish Snack Chat from 2022-06-09T03:00
Jeff Fox is filling in for Tony and he's brought snacks from Ireland! Daniel, Elliot and Owen join us for Irish snack chat. Jordan Morris is here along with Jenna and Al for the return of the ad...
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Lizzy Cooperman from 2022-06-06T03:00
Comedian Lizzy Cooperman joins me IN PERSON to talk about hosting a podcast, Lizzy Cooperman's In Yo...
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Paul F. Tompkins' Arrest, Alison's Disastrous Desk, Is Peak TV Over? from 2022-06-02T03:00
For Tony's Picks number five, Tony has brought together a real A team of podcasting! We have legend Paul F. Tompkins who once watched a man eat a cigarette to which we all have so many questions...
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The Hesitant Return of Shane Dawson from 2022-05-30T03:00
Shane Dawson returns to the show to talk about starting a podcast again (The Shane Dawson Podcast), get...
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Tony's Rage, Wendy's Waggle, Daniel's Parenting Fail from 2022-05-26T03:00
Tony Thaxton can barely contain his rage once more but seems to have conveniently forgotten the poison pen emails that he sent David Huntsberger and Wendy Molyneux less than 24 hours before. Tha...
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Nick Wiger from 2022-05-23T03:00
Nick Wiger (Doughboys, Get Played Pod) joins us to weigh in on my personal news and then talk about growing up in Lake Forest, his lack of sentimentality, playing in a ska band, quitting said sk...
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Alison's Camping Trip, John Ross Bowie's Breezy Kilt, Jonah Ray's Goth Fest from 2022-05-19T03:00
Jonah Ray and John Ross Bowie join Daniel and me for TONY'S PICKS #4! Can you believe this half-assed disaster has gone on for four episodes and not only hasn't imploded but has actually gone we...
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Bridget Todd from 2022-05-16T03:00
Podcaster, writer and activist Bridget Todd (There Are No Girls On The Internet, Stuff Mom Never Told You, UltraViolet...
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Tony's Mom-Muffin Munchin', Ben Acker's Horse Hats, Todd Cooper's Lies from 2022-05-12T03:00
It's Tony's Picks #3 if you can believe it! This time he's brought Ben Acker, who has come to set to record straight regarding the term "bump" and his old F...
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Bridger Winegar from 2022-04-18T03:00
Writer, producer, actor and podcast host (I Said No Gifts!, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Unbr...
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Hawaii, Soup, Ghosts! from 2022-04-14T03:00
Betsy Sodaro, Daniel and Tony are here but Daniel has to leave before the end of the show. How best to make use of our limited Daniel time? The plan was to recount some of the most pressing stor...
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Carlye Wisel Returns from 2022-04-11T03:00
Theme park journalist and ASME award-winning cookie writer Carlye Wisel (Very Amusing) returns in person to the show to talk about Listen
Skwittles, Melancholy Pick-Me-Ups, Mr. Belvedere from 2022-04-07T03:00
I've been in a melancholy mood for no good reason and I want to know what what everyone else on the show does when they're also feeling down. Ken Reid, Renee Colvert...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Alison's Diary) from 2022-04-04T03:00
When I was 24 I made a list of qualities I was looking for in a soulmate. How close did I get with Daniel? I read the list, some of which I no longer even understand...
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A Cat Smear Campaign, Diary Readings, Age-Related Poop Concerns from 2022-03-31T03:00
Jordan Morris, Robin Shorr, Tony Thaxton and Daniel are back for a discussion of Elden Ring, Robin's amazing diary readings, cats, a smear campaign regarding cats, s...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Elliot's Leprechaun Song) from 2022-03-28T03:00
Daniel is huffing a puffing like no one's business at the beginning of this episode. Also the rug in the studio blows chunks out of his butt apparently. I am carryin...
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A Table of Machine Gun Kellys, Pasadena Douchebags, In-Person Hangs from 2022-03-24T03:00
Robin Shorr, Jordan Morris, Tony Thaxton and Daniel are here and Robin is pretty sure it was the table full of Machine Gun Kellys who gave her covid. Jordan is showing off his newly renovated ho...
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Tony Thaxton In Person! (Plus Your Calls!) from 2022-03-21T03:00
The Bad Boy of Podcasting himself, Tony Thaxton, is here IN PERSON to talk with me about his passion for self checkout, cautious optimism, having several options, this show needing an airline cz...
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Renee's New Job, David's Clothing Almanac, Daniel's Dark Sex Cult from 2022-03-17T03:00
David Huntsberger, Renee Colvert, Tony Thaxton and Daniel are here to talk about the two images we all remember from the Guinness Book of World Records. Also David's legendary almanac of outfits...
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Mike Sacks from 2022-03-14T03:00
Mike Sacks writes about comedy for The New Yorker, The New York Times and Vanity Fair to name a few but he also writes comedy himself. His latest book, <...
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Buttholes, Nukes, Baby Names! from 2022-03-10T04:00
Jackie Johnson, Ben Sheehan, Tony Thaxton and Daniel are here to get to the bottom, no pun intended, of a lot of things. Do you know what color your you-know-what is? Jackie is surprised to lear...
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Beth Lapides from 2022-03-07T04:00
Writer, actor, host and comedy legend Beth Lapides has been referred to by The LA Times as the "Godmother of alternative comedy" for creating the long running UnCabaret—one of the first, if not ...
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Wiger's Toothsome Eggs, Mitch's 28 to 30 Days Later, Sleep Paralysis from 2022-03-03T04:00
It's The Alison Rosen/Doughboys Crossover Event Spectacular of the Century in that I was on the Doughboys Double on Tuesday and now they are on my show!!! Have you ever wanted to hear some of yo...
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Priyanka Wali from 2022-02-28T04:00
Doctor and stand up comedian Priyanka Wali (HypochondriActor) joins the show to talk about my aversion to water, high fructose corn syrup, whether ...
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Tod Perry's Tortoises, Robin Shorr's High School Diary, Tony's Immediate Shower from 2022-02-24T04:00
Do you take a shower immediately upon waking? Tony does. And then he puts on shoes! (And also clothes.) I prefer to wake up slowly before being violently accosted by wetness. Tod Perry is here a...
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Corinne Fisher&Krystyna Hutchinson (Guys We F*cked) from 2022-02-21T04:00
Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson of the hit podcast Guys We F*cked join us to talk about Our Special Day, the true emptiness of the butt, their good cop/bad cop relationship, Krystyna's tr...
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Arden Myrin's Apples, Rob Cohen's Crazy Ladies, Alison's Revenge from 2022-02-17T04:00
Arden Myrin, fresh from food poisoning, is here to encourage my eventual move to Rhode Island. Rob Cohen, who has not only been to Arden's hometown but met her dad, is also here to be uncomforta...
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Betsy Sodaro from 2022-02-14T04:00
Comedian, actress, writer and podcast host Betsy Sodaro (Ghosts, Duncanville, We Love Trash) joins us to talk about growing up in Colorado, being the daughter of a children's playwright and youn...
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Wendy's Zoom Bombing, Dave's New Coffee Habit, Is Everything Okay? from 2022-02-10T04:00
I am not okay with receiving emails with, "Is everything okay?" in the subject line. Also, I want to know where everyone stands on deviled eggs. Wendy just experienced her first zoom bombing and...
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Laura London Returns! from 2022-02-07T04:00
Dog trainer Laura London returns to talk about leaving Texas and why, what's causing the dog overpopulation problem, the agendas of trainers versus veterinarians, doodles, common training issues...
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Joe DeRosa's Sandwiches, Alison's Embarrassing Letter, Robin's Skankfest Question from 2022-02-03T04:00
Robin Shorr and Joe DeRosa join us on Tony's FIRST Thursday show since his tour that didn't go as planned. I recently received a copy of a letter I wrote when I was 14 and it's horrifying. Robin...
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Jon Gabrus from 2022-01-31T04:00
Jon Gabrus is here—on his birthday no less—to talk about fat squirrels, growing up in a diverse but segregated area of Long Island, starting High & Mighty, changing schools a number of times, ge...
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Scotty Landes is in Tahiti, Kurt Braunohler Doesn't Care Anymore, Violent Stretching from 2022-01-27T04:00
Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes of Bananas are here with us although actually Scotty is currently in Tahiti. He's also been in Bora Bora and Moorea where he learned fish love pepperoni pizza. ...
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Jenny Pentland from 2022-01-24T04:00
Jenny Pentland, author of the riveting memoir This Will Be Funny Later, was the real life inspiration for the Becky and Darlene characters on the series Ro...
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Jenna's Family Fruit Farm, Al's Email Tips, Daniel's Hernia from 2022-01-20T04:00
Jenna Kim Jones, Allan Moss and Jeff Fox are here and how is it we're only just now learning that Jenna's family owned a fruit farm?? As such, Jenna is the perfect person to weigh in on the ques...
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Sarah Marshall from 2022-01-17T04:00
Journalist and podcaster Sarah Marshall of hugely popular You're Wrong About and You Are Good joins the show to talk about how she envisions the word "juggernaut," growing up in Oregon and Hawai...
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Jackie's Juicy Pregnancy Butt, Kevin's Casting Success, Exclamation Points! from 2022-01-13T04:00
Jackie Johnson is here with some fantastic info about the effects of pregnancy on her bootay. Kevin T. Porter is here and honestly, his story about pretending to be the casting director of Super...
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Dalton Ross from 2022-01-10T04:00
Dalton Ross, Executive-Editor-at-Large for Entertainment Weekly (and old friend of mine) joins the show to talk about fighting Oscar De La Hoya for a story, how he and I met, playing the long ga...
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Robin's Hallmark Movie, Jordan's Goth Vampire Giantess, Podcast Bosses from 2022-01-06T04:00
It's our first show recorded in 2022! Robin Shorr is here and she once starred in a Hallmark movie with Steve Gutenberg! Also she was passionate about salad in a Golden Corral commercial. Jordan...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Daniel's Announcement) from 2022-01-03T04:00
Happy New Year! We listen to the rest of your voicemails and take an important two part call from Wendy Molyneux regarding Tony's nickname. Daniel shares his feelings about the song "Santa Baby"...
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Dave Grohl's Train Podcast, Wendy's Garfield NFT, Happy New Year! from 2021-12-30T04:00
Happy almost New Year's Eve! Wendy Molyneux, Dave Huntsberger, Tony and Daniel join me plus special appearances by Dave Grohl, Wendy's son and more!
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls Plus Greg Heller!) from 2021-12-27T01:30
After a discussion of the way sickness (but not THAT sickness) has tried to ruin our Christmas spirit we share some deleted tweets, listen to your calls about resolutions and discuss the phenome...
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Wendy's Zoo Tube, Tony's Cross-Country Trip, Merry Xmas from 2021-12-23T04:00
Wendy Molyneux is here and she's planned a horror-movie style gift for each of us. I'll be trapped in a tube! Daniel is getting sicker by the second and Tony has driven across the country with h...
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Jenna's Pan Flute, Al's 7 Monitors, Alison's Trash Rules from 2021-12-16T04:00
Do you have rules about what kind of stuff gets thrown in the bathroom trash can? I didn't realize I did until recently. Jenna and Al are here and guess who plays th...
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Are We Dumber Than A Fifth Grader, Betsy's Fruits, Ben's Constitution Quiz from 2021-12-09T04:00
Betsy Sodaro is back to remind us once again that she doesn't have a lot of use for fruit. Despite this, we still do a rousing rendition of Yes Please or Or Puhleeze...
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Connor Franta from 2021-12-06T04:00
Author, Youtuber, entrepreneur and artist Connor Franta joins the show to talk about House Fires, the third in a trilogy of New...
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Alison's Worst Job Interview, Daniel's Canceled Pies, Jordan's Tight Stylie 'Do from 2021-12-02T04:00
This one is loose and crazy. I share the story of a posture-doomed job interview, Daniel has some harsh words for a certain pie, Jordan Morris has a new look and Rob...
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Danielle Koenig from 2021-11-29T04:00
Writer and podcast host Danielle Koenig stops by the show to talk about whether she knows bad boy Tony Thaxton or not, Listen
Renee's Berry Farm, Ken's Maledictorian, Happy Thanksgiving! from 2021-11-25T04:00
Daniel was salutatorian in high school but didn't give a speech. Also the valedictorian didn't give a speech or even attend the graduation because his high school wa...
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Carlye Wisel from 2021-11-22T04:00
Theme park journalist and host of Very Amusing, Carlye Wisel (Travel and Leisure, Vanity Fair, The New York Times) joins the show to talk about an alternate reality ...
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Sarah Baker's Chainsaws, Wendy Molyneux's Hugh Grant Manifestation, Alison's Minor Surgery from 2021-11-18T04:00
Wendy Molyneux is here but she isn't wearing her traditional ghillie suit, to Daniel's chagrin. Sarah Baker is here with her chainsaws and fun facts. Both Wendy and ...
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Jodie Sweetin from 2021-11-15T04:00
Actor, author, podcast host and mom Jodie Sweetin (Full House, Fuller House, Listen
Dave Theune's Punk Festival, Jackie's Skincare Tips for Straights, Alison's Announcements from 2021-11-11T04:00
Dave Theune is here for the first time! Jackie Johnson is back and she gives us an office tour. I have a couple announcements to make and Daniel wants to know if Ski...
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Bobcat Goldthwait Is Back! from 2021-11-08T04:00
Comic, writer and director Bobcat Goldthwait is back to talk about Joy Ride, the documentary following him and his now friend, former frenemy Dana Gould as ...
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Greg Heller's Candy Question, Daniel's Shower Placard, Al's Rules from 2021-11-04T03:00
Greg, Jenna, Al, Jeff, Daniel, and Tony ALL ON ONE EPISODE? It's less chaotic and more heartwarming than it sounds. Greg has some questions about who is responsible ...
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John Moe from 2021-11-01T03:00
Public radio personality, podcaster and author John Moe (Wits, Hilarious World of Depression, The Depresh Mode), joins the show...
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Wendy Molyneux's Affair, Dave Huntsberger's Gorilla, Two Kisses for Daddy from 2021-10-28T03:00
Wendy Molyneux and Dave Huntsberger are here for a special spooky episode where we learn Wendy has been cavorting with a certain husband of mine but she has her reas...
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Greg Heller Is Back! from 2021-10-25T03:00
Producer and writer Greg Heller returns to tell me about the podcast he claims is going to crush mine. He's been saying this for months now and sending me gifs of ca...
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Nick Wiger's Jogging Emergency, Gabrus's Camping Trip, Alison's Step Count from 2021-10-21T03:00
Nick Wiger (Doughboys) is back! Jon Gabrus makes his debut! Alison reveals something about a certain interaction she and Daniel keep having and a detailed script she...
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Pete Holmes is Back! from 2021-10-18T03:00
Comedian, actor, writer and podcast host Pete Holmes (You Made It Weird, HBO's Crashing) is back to talk about what he wore on...
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Alison's Chicken Twirling, Dave Dameshek's Jump Humping, Robin Shorr's Just Fixin's from 2021-10-14T03:00
Dave Dameshek and Robin Shorr are here! Dameshek's been altruistically cutting his own hair while Robin went on a double date that didn't really go well. Tony's been...
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Allie Mac Kay Returns from 2021-10-11T03:00
Radio and TV personality and podcast host Allie Mac Kay (KROQ's Kevin & Bean, KTLA) returns to the show to talk about Listen
Tim Kalpakis's Sitting Desk, Jackie Johnson's Insomnia, Is Squid Game Scary? from 2021-10-07T03:00
Tim Kalpakis has switched from a standing desk to sitting desk and he gets the hype. Jackie is decorating her new office and has a fancy Herman Miller chair. The who...
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Doree Shafrir from 2021-10-04T03:00
Writer and podcast host Doree Shafrir (Forever 35, Matt and Doree's Eggcellent Adventure) returns to the show to talk about he...
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Dave Huntsberger's Nuppy, Sara Schaefer's HaHa Hole, Chef Jeff's Gum from 2021-09-30T03:00
Dave Huntsberger is here, fresh from dealing with madness in the mountains! Sara Schaefer is also here and she just hosted a very tiny comedy night in her miniature ...
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Niccole Thurman from 2021-09-27T03:00
Actor, writer, comic and podcast host Niccole Thurman (Jellystone, The Opposition with Jordan Klepper, The Scroll Down) joins the show to talk about her escape to Ne...
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Mary Lynn's Jetsetting, Dave's Jetta-Setting, Do You Remember This Dude? from 2021-09-23T03:00
International superstar and my real life friend Mary Lynn Rajskub makes her Thursday show debut and Dave Huntsberger is quick to point out that he is also my friend ...
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June Diane Raphael from 2021-09-20T03:00
Actor, author, podcast host June Diane Raphael (Grace & Frankie, How Did This Get Made?, The Deep Dive) joins the show to talk about paranormal smells, learning to f...
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Paul Rust's Travel Mugs, Michael Cassady's Dad's Photo, A Word Pronunciation Quiz from 2021-09-16T03:00
Paul Rust and Michael Cassady are back! Michael's broken into a new home with a different camera angle. Paul has some stuff to say about the Spice Girls. Also we bre...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Daniel's Texas Rant) from 2021-09-13T03:00
Daniel has some harsh words for Texas and he won't back down. He also has harsh words for Alison who can barely hack attending preschool for three hours in the sun w...
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Ken Reid's Fancy Ear Piece, Robin Shorr's Picnic Chic, Canadian Desserts from 2021-09-09T03:00
Something is different about Tony and he wants us to guess. And guess we do! Ken Reid is here and he's stepped up his ear piece game. Robin Shorr makes her long awai...
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Emily Oster from 2021-09-06T03:00
Emily Oster is an economics professor and author whose hugely popular books—Expecting Better...
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Dave's Nevadatude, Wendy's Noisy Legs, An Animal Fart Quiz from 2021-09-02T03:00
Things take a spicy turn when David Huntsberger gets upset over Alison forgetting which way Nevada is pronounced. Wendy Molyneux is here and despite people constantl...
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Tony Thaxton from 2021-08-30T03:00
Producer/drummer/podcaster Tony Thaxton, AKA "The Bad Boy of Podcasting," is back on my show as the main event when the scheduled guest needs to reschedule. Tony has...
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Dameshek's Pint Glasses, Alison's Office Crushes, Betsy Sodaro's Anti-Fruit Stance from 2021-08-26T03:00
Does Dave Dameshek get paid to agree with Daniel instead of Alison? You would be forgiven for thinking so after this episode. Also, his wife won't add to his pint gl...
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John Ross Bowie from 2021-08-23T03:00
John Ross Bowie (Big Bang Theory, Speechless, a million other things you've seen) joins the show to talk about his new podcast Listen
Caissie and Josh's Duckpin Bowling, Jeff's Salt Flats, Daniel's CVS Beef from 2021-08-19T03:00
Josh Gondelman has joined us from three hours in the future and he didn't even fall asleep while waiting for the show to start. Probably from all the cocaine he famo...
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LeeAnn Kreischer from 2021-08-16T03:00
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Jackie Johnson's Tomatoes, Helen Hong's Phone Call, Tony's Commando Toes from 2021-08-12T03:00
Helen Hong is here and she hates beans but loves her infant nephew despite his exhausting helplessness. Jackie Johnson is here and she needs advice on how to handle ...
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Dave Dameshek is Back! from 2021-08-09T03:00
It's been too long since football analyst, writer and radio personality Dave Dameshek (NFL Network, Extra Points Network, D...
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Vince Mancini's Pool Boy, Matt Lieb's Scared Eating, Power Nerds from 2021-08-05T03:00
Vince Mancini (Uproxx, Pod Yourself a Gun) and Matt Lieb (Good Mythical Morning, Pod Yoursel...
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Jamie Loftus from 2021-08-02T03:00
Comic, writer, podcast host and artist Jamie Loftus (My Year in Mensa, Lolita Podcast, Aack C...
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Caissie St. Onge's Viral Theory, Danny Jolles's Pizza, Alison Versus Tony from 2021-07-29T03:00
Caissie St. Onge and Danny Jolles are here to talk about old soups, false eyelashes, the way Tony is steamed at me and vice versa, my recent Covid scare, fading tatt...
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Daniel and Alison (Rapid Tests, Kewl Beanz, Your Calls) from 2021-07-26T03:00
Daniel and I may have been exposed and I am freaking out a bit but Daniel is tempering my freakout. Still, I take a rapid test on air. Also we take your calls, Danie...
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Wendy's Foot News, David's Homemade Kombucha, Double Snack Chat! from 2021-07-22T03:00
Wendy Molyneux, Dave Huntsberger, Daniel Quantz and Tony Thaxton guest on this very special double snack chat episode! We're tasting Dave's homemade kombucha AND we'...
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Chris Gethard from 2021-07-19T03:00
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Jenna and Al's Budget, Jeff's Court Case, Daniel's Tear Ducts from 2021-07-15T03:00
Jenna Kim Jones and #AL are here and Jenna is due in 3.5 weeks! Jeff Fox is here, but disguised, and he's still riding high from his labor intensive but successful c...
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Eliza Skinner Returns from 2021-07-12T03:00
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Riki Lindhome's Amnesia, Jordan Morris's Panera Bathroom, The Rules for Dating from 2021-07-08T03:00
Jordan Morris is here and he has a favorite bathroom where he'll be taking all promotional photos and meetings. Riki Lindhome is here too and someone recently called...
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Matt Logelin from 2021-07-05T03:00
Matt Logelin and his wife Liz were high school sweethearts. They bought a house, she got pregnant with their first child and they planned to live happily ever after....
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Kevin T Porter's Baked Goods, Renee Colvert's Disneyland Smells, Alison’s a Slophead from 2021-07-01T03:00
Kevin T. Porter is back and he brought his lil friend Dexter AND some sweet treats which prompts an impromptu snack chat and taste test. Renee is here and she recent...
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Chris Hansen from 2021-06-28T03:00
Investigative reporter Chris Hansen (To Catch a Predator, H...
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Tim Kalpakis's Sloppy Boys Trip, Jackie Johnson's Gardener, High Tony from 2021-06-24T03:00
Tim Kalpakis is here in the flesh! Previously I'd only known him as a face on a computer! Jackie Johnson is also here and she'll stick to the melody, thank you very ...
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Grace Helbig from 2021-06-21T03:00
Youtuber, actor, author and media personality Grace Helbig (Not Too De...
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Wendy and Dave's Song, Alison's Drugs, Burt Knuckles from 2021-06-17T03:00
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Manon Mathews from 2021-06-14T03:00
Comedian, actor, influencer and impressionist Manon Mathews joins the show to talk about her book Funny How It Works Out, blow...
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Mike Sacks's Peanuts, Betsy Sodaro's New Pen, Alison's News Quiz! from 2021-06-10T03:00
Betsy Sodaro returns to the show and Mike Sacks (Vanity Fair, New Yorker) makes his debut. Have you ever put peanuts in coke and if you did, would you eat the peanut...
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Robert Iler from 2021-06-07T03:00
Robert Iler (The Sopranos, Pajama Pants Podcast) joins the show to talk about his new relationship, taking 35 tabs of Molly on his birthday, sobriety, the smoothie t...
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Wiger's New Clothes, Mitch's Keg Stand, Alison's Lyft Score Update from 2021-06-03T03:00
Nick and Mitch from The Doughboys are here! Nick recently went shopping! Mitch did a keg stand! I'm still upset about my Lyft score and I have more info to share. Da...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, News Quiz, Daniel's Kewl Beanz) from 2021-05-31T03:00
Has Daniel been paying attention to the news this week? I wrote a brief quiz to find out. Also, Elliot is "why?"ing us to death and Daniel wants to upstage me at my ...
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Paul Rust's Brush Poppers, Michael Cassady's Quiz, Alison's Lyft Score from 2021-05-27T03:00
Who knows Paul Rust and Michael Cassady best? Daniel, Tony and I take a quiz to find out. You can play along at home. And despite the progress I've made becoming les...
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Mary Katharine Ham Is Back! from 2021-05-24T03:00
Mary Katharine Ham—author and political commentator (currently with CNN, formerly wit...
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Niccole’s Self-Tapes, Jackie’s Possums, Daniel’s Vanderpumping from 2021-05-20T03:00
Niccole Thurman is back and she's tired of being her own film crew. Jackie Johnson is here with an important question about possums and opossums. Daniel has ripped h...
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Jamie Lee Returns from 2021-05-17T03:00
Comic, actor, producer and writer Jamie Lee (The Wedding Coach, Crashing, Ted Lasso) returns to talk about her Netflix show The Wedding Coach, her own feelings about...
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Betsy Sodaro's California Raisins, Jordan Morris's Cobblers, Alison's Deadly Fruits from 2021-05-13T03:00
Betsy Sodaro joins us for the first time and she shares Tony's passion for the The California Raisins! Also, she's working on not letting things that are out of her ...
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Gene "Bean" Baxter from 2021-05-10T03:00
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Daniel's Beach Calendar, Wendy's Counter Protest, Dave's Clown Method from 2021-05-06T03:00
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Daniel and Alison (Daniel's Baby Names and The Return of Fan Phone Call!) from 2021-05-03T03:00
It's heating up which means Daniel and I are miserable. We are not summer people! For Alison, the heat triggers some specific memories. A listener calls from the ER ...
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Daniel's Destroyed Vax Card, Jenna and Al's Forever Home, Jeff's Cherry Churros from 2021-04-29T03:00
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Mary Lynn Rajskub from 2021-04-26T03:00
Mary Lynn Rajskub is an actor, comedian and mom who's been in so many things you've likely seen: 24, Mr. Show, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Little Miss Sunshin...
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Daniel's Return, Eric's Upper Lip, Alison's Still Pissed from 2021-04-22T03:00
Daniel Quantz returns to the Thursday group on this episode!! Also here are Eric Martin, Renee Colvert and Tony Thaxton! Did Renee manifest this? Do men get beard ta...
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Josh Gondelman's Secret Pasta Divination, Helen Hong's Secret Baby, Who is Q? from 2021-04-15T03:00
What's your favorite pasta shape and what does it say about you? I didn't plan to host a show exclusively about this but also a little bit about some other stuff but...
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Your Calls and The Return of Daniel's Kewl Beanz from 2021-04-12T03:00
Daniel is back and has to listen to me spout off about how I'm tired of pretending celestial phenomena are mind blowing. A partial solar eclipse? You can barely see ...
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Jordan Morris's New Bungalow, Alison’s Online Kerfuffle, Niccole Thurman's Polls from 2021-04-08T03:00
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Stefanie Wilder-Taylor from 2021-04-05T03:00
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Dave's Noise Complaint, Wendy's Split Banana, Alison's Slinky Work from 2021-04-01T03:00
Wendy Molyneux and David Huntsberger are back to witness a visual endeavor that I find very, very artistic and profound but which they refuse to be moved by. Dave is...
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Danny Jolles from 2021-03-29T03:00
Comedian, actor and writer Danny Jolles (Crazy Ex-Girflriend, Ramy) joins the show from the home he'll need to vacate i...
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Josh Gondelman's S'moreplay, Alicia Tobin's Nanaimo Bars, The Farmer's Hello from 2021-03-25T03:00
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Sara Watkins from 2021-03-22T03:00
Grammy Award-winning musician Sara Watkins (Nickel Creek, I'm With Her, Watkins Family Hour) joins the show to talk about learning fiddle, growing up in the bluegras...
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Jenna's Baby News, Jeff's Junk Drawers, Just Me Or Everyone from 2021-03-18T03:00
Jenna Kim Jones and Allan Moss are back and their family will soon be expanding. How is Allan feeling about Jenna being more emotional? He probably regrets referring...
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Kulap Vilaysack and SuChin Pak from 2021-03-15T03:00
Kulap Vilaysack (Origin Story, Bajillion Dollar Properties) and SuChin Pak (MTV News) stop by the show to talk about Listen
Alison's Overshare, Helen Hong's Hairlessness, Jackie Johnson's Manifestation from 2021-03-11T04:00
This one is one long overshare! Helen Hong and Jackie Johnson are here to help me get the stench of failure off myself and Tony offers to "girlcott" us. Meanwhile He...
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Daniel and Alison (Plus Your Calls and Thong Talk) from 2021-03-08T04:00
Daniel joins me on this episode where he reveals something about his summer camp experience which he claims he's told me before but he's lying. Also, did everyone us...
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Jeff's Hockey Sticks, Jenna and Al's Laundry Mountain, Thonggate from 2021-03-04T04:00
Jenna Kim Jones, Allan Moss and Jeff Fox are here and Jeff's been washing his clothes in a way that seems unconventional. I had a slip of the tongue with Owen and Da...
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Laraine Newman from 2021-03-01T04:00
Legendary comedian, actor and writer Laraine Newman joins the show for the first time! She's an original cast member ...
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Jackie Johnson's Frozen Wedding, Jordan Morris's Big Move, Daniel's Cowboy Song from 2021-02-25T04:00
Jackie Johnson is back from Texas and it was both magical and truly miserable. Jordan Morris is here and he might soon become my neighbor. Daniel stops by for a litt...
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Alie Ward Is Back! from 2021-02-22T04:00
Alie Ward is the host of the incredibly popular science podcast Ologies. She's also the host of CW's Did I Mention Invention, a co...
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Wendy Molyneux's Horny Trucks, Dave Huntsberger's Celestial Lighting, Alison's Late Dinners from 2021-02-18T04:00
David Huntsberger and Wendy Molyneux are back and they're freshly showered even though half of us have trouble making ourselves take showers when we need to. The oth...
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Bobby Moynihan Is Back! from 2021-02-15T04:00
Comedian, actor and writer Bobby Moynihan returns to the show. Since his last appearance in 2013, he's gotten married, had a child, left SNL and moved across the cou...
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Bill and Alfred Schulz's Perfect Teeth, Joanne Nosuchinsky's Cool Soups, Things That Are "Bougey" from 2021-02-11T04:00
Bill Schulz, Joanne Nosuchinsky and Alfred Schulz are back to talk about showering, the vaccine, the word bougey, NYC crime, Tony's dog's dearly departed balls, Andy...
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Phil Rosenthal Is Back! from 2021-02-08T04:00
Phil Rosenthal is the host of Nextflix's food and travel show Somebody Feed Phil; the creator, writer and executive...
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Alicia's Canadian Pencil Crayons, Jordan's Boundaries, Tony's New Face from 2021-02-04T04:00
Jordan Morris is back and he's setting some reasonable but intense boundaries! Alicia Tobin joins for the first time and she recently escaped a problematic relations...
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Jenny Hutt from 2021-02-01T04:00
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Adam Carolla's Stress Factory, Matt Fondiler's Tummy Towel, The Other Alison from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The Thursday gang (Alison, Chris Laxamana, Matt Fondiler, Gary Smith and Jenna Kim Jones) discuss Alison's crazy and surreal attempt to make a new friend, the "other" Alison, Matt's showering an...
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Premiering Soon! Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
As we get closer to the launch, Alison wants to share some thoughts and one of the show's songs with you. Enjoy & look for our official launch date coming soon!
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Alie Ward's Engagement, Jordan Morris's New Physique, Alison's Many Sphincters from 2021-01-28T04:00
Alie Ward is here and she just got engaged! Jordan Morris is here and he's so svelte! Tony's new friend still has his balls but not for long. I'm suffering through s...
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Your Calls and Daniel's Deplatforming! from 2021-01-25T04:00
Daniel makes his triumphant return to the podcast this week and wants to know why he's been deplatformed! Also we have a serious question for our religious friends. ...
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Tony's Big News, Renee's New Show, Whale Watching... Exposed! from 2021-01-21T04:00
Ken Reid and Renee Colvert are here and Tony has news! Also if your dog were left alone in a car with a cake in a box, would they eat it? I share about the best day ...
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Mark Normand Is Back! from 2021-01-18T04:00
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Jackie Johnson's Wedding Dilemma, Helen Hong's Prank Calls, A Passive-Aggressive Candle! from 2021-01-14T04:00
Helen Hong is back and her fingers are itching to dial some numbers! Also, she recently lost her sweet dog in the mountains for hours and it was scary! Plus there's a mouse in her house and it m...
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Michael Buckley from 2021-01-11T04:00
Michael Buckley experienced tremendous popularity and success in the early days of Youtube with his pop culture and celebr...
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Jeff Fox's Fancy Suit, Jenna and Al's Air Fryer Mishaps, Greg's Fish Eggs from 2021-01-07T04:00
The old gang is back together! Jeff Fox has dressed up for the occasion! Jenna and Al are here and they're still in love with their RV. Also, their air fryer. Have y...
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Ralph Garman Is Back! from 2021-01-04T04:00
Radio personality and actor Ralph Garman (The Ralph Report, KROQ, Family Guy) returns to the show to talk about being uniq...
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Paul Rust's Big Secret, Michael Cassady's Strip Club Story, Alison's Sidebar Sister's Salad Bar from 2020-12-31T04:00
It's the last episode of 2020 and we're going out with a bang! Paul Rust (Don't Stop Or We'll Die, Love, The Great North) is here and he's royalty. Michael Cassady, ...
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Alison's Petty, Cranky, Wordy Mood and Your Calls! (Plus a look back!) from 2020-12-28T04:00
Wendy's Teapot, Dave's Holiday Home, Alison's Wet Milk from 2020-12-24T04:00
Tony's festive background has us all feeling bad about our own so Wendy Molyneux has done some quick decorating and Dave Huntsberger has stolen away to his familial ...
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Your Calls And Alison's Recurring ACS Dream from 2020-12-21T04:00
It's the second to last Monday show of 2020 and we take listener calls running the gamut from Joy, a healthcare worker who is having a tough time and questioning her...
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Jackie’s Squirrel Poop, Tim’s Stock Photos, Cake or Pie? from 2020-12-17T04:00
You think we aren't going to delve into controversial and hard-hitting topics like cake versus pie? You're wrong, but first we have a lot of other stuff to get throu...
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Annie Lederman Is Back! from 2020-12-14T04:00
Comedian, actor, writer and podcast host Annie Lederman is back to talk about the Comedy Store documentary, thinking ...
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Alison's Nanny Mystery, Bill Schulz's Leg Lamp, a Surprise Reprise from 2020-12-10T04:00
Stephanie Wittels Wachs Returns from 2020-12-07T04:00
Stephanie Wittels Wachs is a writer, advocate and podcaster. She’s the cofounder and c...
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Ali Segel's Trash Cans, Allie Mac Kay's Xmas Joy, Alison's Human Centipede Qs from 2020-12-03T04:00
It's been far too long since Allie Mac Kay and Ali Segel were on the show and now they're both here and we have important Ali/Allie/Alison/Tony catching up to do. Al...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Daniel's New Girlfriend!) from 2020-11-30T04:00
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Kevin's Predictions, Demi's Dance-a-Thon, Alison's Reality Show from 2020-11-26T04:00
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Tim Heidecker from 2020-11-23T04:00
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Wendy's Thumbholes, David's Baby, Canadian Football from 2020-11-19T04:00
Wendy Molyneux is fond of shirts with thumb holes and David Huntsberger knows the history of said fashion. Or does he? Excuuuuuuuuse us if we're skeptical. Also, he'...
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Kati Morton from 2020-11-16T04:00
Licensed therapist, author (Are u ok? A Guide to Caring ...
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Alison's NXIVM Obsession, The Sloppy Boys' Drinks Pod, Shrimp Pizza from 2020-11-12T04:00
Tim Kalpakis, Jeff Dutton and Mike Hanford of The Sloppy Boys and The Birthday Boys join this episode where we talk about election day celebrations that I was not in...
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Alexa Bliss from 2020-11-09T04:00
WWE superstar Alexa Bliss joins the show to talk about changing her character early on, auditioning for WWE, getting jumped in school, battling an eating disorder, h...
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Alison's Election Woes, Ken's Snake Piss, Carlye's Secret Husband from 2020-11-05T04:00
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Spanks and Beanz (Plus Your Calls) from 2020-11-02T04:00
How is Daniel feeling election-wise on a scale of zero to one hundred? How about one to ten? We talk about our concerns for a bit before moving on to a funny Owen st...
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Alison's Shower Squeegee, Kurt Braunohler's Tooth Tapping, Scotty Landes's Postcards from 2020-10-29T03:00
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Bob Saget is Back from 2020-10-26T03:00
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Alison's Shower Superstition, Jordan's Bread Bomb, Carlye's Kim K Meeting from 2020-10-22T03:00
Theme Park journalist Carlye Wisel joins us for the first time and she wants to know why, if Jordan Morris is only eating two slices of bread a week, he isn't choosi...
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Ben Sheehan from 2020-10-19T03:00
Ben Sheehan is the author of OMG WTF Does the Constitution Actually Say? A Non-Boring Guide to How Our Democracy is Supposed to Wo...
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Alison's Slip of the Tongue, Tony's Torrential Typing, Dustin's Itch Cream from 2020-10-15T03:00
Alison makes a mistake at the top of the show which is nothing compared to the one she made while reading a bedtime story to Elliot. Jackie Johnson has some theories...
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Bald Bryan Is Back! from 2020-10-12T03:00
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Alison's Baths, Jenna's Shampoo Mystery, A Mary Katharine Ham Quiz from 2020-10-08T03:00
Mary Katharine Ham and Jenna Kim Jones join for some #GalChat and Tony declares himself to be an honorary #gal. We get to the bottom of the correct number of shampoo...
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Jamie-Lynn Sigler from 2020-10-05T03:00
Jackie's Birdfeeders, Tim's Lady Tweets, Alison's Disastrous Soup from 2020-10-01T03:00
Tim Kalpakis (Birthday Boys, The Sloppy Boys) and Jackie Johnson are back and we've got another divisive Yes Please or Or Puhleeze topic to discuss. Also, what's goi...
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Your Calls and Daniel's Kewl Beanz from 2020-09-28T03:00
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Arden Myrin Week, Bops that Slap, Ken Reid's Home Studio from 2020-09-24T03:00
It's ARDEN WEEK on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend. Arden Myrin was on this week's Monday episode and now she's on the Thursday episode too! Does she think she'...
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Arden Myrin Is Back! from 2020-09-21T03:00
Alison's Mounting, Tony's Camping Accident, Helen Hong's Lube Friends from 2020-09-17T03:00
Helen Hong makes her long awaited return from her new (very hot) digs and reveals some personal news about a birthmark. Jordan Morris is delighted to be the subject ...
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Jerry O'Connell from 2020-09-14T03:00
Alison's Detention Story, Joe's Cat Facetime, Tony's Birthday from 2020-09-10T03:00
Joe Kwaczala is back and he finally got some facetime with his girlfriend's cat. Renee Colvert is here but she wants to flee. Alison can't remember a pivotal detail ...
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Your Calls, Daniel's Pregnancy Pillow, Stew/Bracelets from 2020-09-07T03:00
Daniel has purchased a body pillow that may or may not be for women who are expecting but apparently it's integral to the Quantz Method for sleep. Alison is agitated...
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Alison's Underwear Question, Dave Hill's Toast, Jordan Morris's Worst Bite Locations from 2020-09-03T03:00
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Dave Holmes's Mosquito Tip, Alison's Thought Experiment, Controversial Candy from 2020-08-27T03:00
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Esther Povitsky Is Back! from 2020-08-24T03:00
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Wendy's $275K Offer, David's Birdth, Alison's Cardistry from 2020-08-20T03:00
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Justin Willman from 2020-08-17T03:00
Magician, comedian, producer and TV personality Justin Willman (Magic for Humans, Cupcake Wars) joins the show to ta...
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Kevin T. Porter's Mixed Feelings, Demi's Adejuyigbe's Bagels, Wishbone the Dog from 2020-08-13T03:00
Kevin and Demi are here but they want to be known as more than the former Gilmore Guys! Kevin has mixed feelings about being so closely associated with all the Ellen...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Doc Alison) from 2020-08-10T03:00
Tim Kalpakis's Standing Desk, Jackie Johnson's Probiotics, Tony's Happy Face from 2020-08-06T03:00
Melissa Gilbert from 2020-08-03T03:00
Actor, writer and producer Melissa Gilbert joins this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend. Melissa is probably best known for her work on Little House on...
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Sara Schaefer's Craft Nook, Erin Foley's Boxed Hair Dye, Tony's Love Life from 2020-07-30T03:00
Sara Schaefer is here and she has a book coming out August 11. I inhaled her book but...
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Daniel and Alison (What the History Books Got Wrong about Daniel) from 2020-07-27T03:00
Doug Benson's Fish Rules, Doug Mellard's Dog Calendar, Alison's Brain Fart from 2020-07-23T03:00
Doug Benson and Doug Mellard of the new podcast Wide World of Dougs join the show to take an informal Doug quiz, discuss bears and fish preparations and weigh in on ...
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Sarah Ellis from 2020-07-20T03:00
Wendy Molyneux's Pool, Dave Huntsberger's Surprise, Alison's Cool Shuffling from 2020-07-16T03:00
Daniel and Alison (Jason from the Bank and Open Letters) from 2020-07-13T03:00
Alison is in a feisty mood and unfortunately she wants to talk about it. Daniel is stuck in the bathroom and thinks no one should have a wedding. (He's still upset a...
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Jackie's Horse Thoughts, Alison's Trolling, A Ken Reid Quiz from 2020-07-09T03:00
Daniel and Alison (Hypnotherapy and Military Songs) from 2020-07-06T03:00
Alison claims she knows all four (or is it five) military branch theme songs and Daniel calls her bluff. Also some behind-the-scenes soundcheck chat, Alison's experi...
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Lisa Curry's Bait Shop, Joe Kwaczala's Fishing Pole, Alison's Salad Bar from 2020-07-02T03:00
Comedian Lisa Curry is here and she knows a lot about live bait and foot basins. Joe Kwaczala returns and he’s trying to convince us a comfortable futon exists. I’m ...
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Daniel and Alison at Their Finest (Plus Your Calls) from 2020-06-29T03:00
Jackie's Hot Vet, Helen Hong's Phone Call, Alison's Headshot from 2020-06-25T03:00
Candice Thompson from 2020-06-22T03:00
Greg Heller's Baby Song, Jenna&Al's Water Bugs, Alison's Mosh Pits from 2020-06-18T03:00
Greg Heller AND Jenna Kim Jones AND The Hashtag Al (Allan Moss)??? That's right! We're all together on this episode. Greg has a special song he sings during diaper b...
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Daniel and Alison (Alison's Hair Museum and Your Calls) from 2020-06-15T03:00
Daniel is clean shaven for the first time in six years and neither of us recognize him. Also, he once tanned for four minutes. Is sex work exploitative? Have you eve...
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Jordan's Cheese Habit, Jackie's Feet, Experiences with Cops from 2020-06-11T03:00
Jackie Johnson is back and she isn't afraid to let her feet and a seagull statue do the talking. Jordan Morris is also here and he's been seeing a nutritionist. We d...
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Daniel and Alison (Alpha Dan and Your Calls) from 2020-06-08T03:00
Brian Keith Diaz's Photo, Alison's UnGothing, Renee's Move from 2020-06-04T03:00
Daniel and Alison (Alison's Inspirational Speech and Your Calls) from 2020-06-01T03:00
Lauren's Palate, Jackie's Engagement, Alison's Puffy Sleeves from 2020-05-28T03:00
First time Thursday guest but second time ARIYNBF guest Lauren Lapkus is here to talk about expanding her palate, whether the fish thrown on her in The Wrong Missy w...
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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and the Party Across the Street) from 2020-05-25T03:00
Alison and Daniel have a difference of opinion about something and they need YOU to weigh in. There are hashtags and everything. Plus Alison recognizes what's become...
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Jordan's Pitas, Ken's Intense Tents, Alison's Discombobulation from 2020-05-21T03:00
Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Alison's Birthday) from 2020-05-18T03:00
Daniel is back and he gets first billing in this title! This week we talk about nearly caving, the need to be social, Mother's Day and Alison's Birthday, Elliot's ca...
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Jackie's Big News, Alie's Whittling, Skincare Treatments from 2020-05-14T03:00
Alison and Daniel (Plus Your Calls and A Scary Incident) from 2020-05-11T03:00
Kevin's Deceit, Renee's Cascade, A Hawaii Quiz! from 2020-05-07T03:00
Kevin T. Porter is back and his lockdown beard is beautiful but deceiving. Renee is here and she's still a minimalist. Tony is still wearing his daily shoes. Alison ...
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Travis McElroy is Recovering from 2020-05-04T03:00
Alie Ward's Horrifying Back, Jackie Johnson's Audition, Sit Down Pee Energy from 2020-04-30T03:00
Alie Ward is here and had some special treatment performed on her back that's left it looking like raw meat. Jackie Johnson, who just did a home audition as a gator ...
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Alison and Daniel (Plus Your Calls and Daniel's New Hair Routine) from 2020-04-27T03:00
Daniel's got a whole new hair system in place involving new products and new tools. He also makes an offhand comment that nearly derails me. DID I SEEM TIRED? I dran...
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Alie's Mealbreakers, Jackie's Chickpeas, New Hobbies from 2020-04-23T03:00
Alison and Daniel (Plus Your Calls and Daniel's Dream) from 2020-04-20T03:00
Jordan's Neighbor, Joe's Girlfriend's Groceries, Alison's Tastebuds from 2020-04-16T03:00
Alison and Daniel (Plus Your Calls and a Canadian Plea) from 2020-04-13T03:00
Jackie Gets Swabbed, Alison Throws Shade, Kevin Teaches You Zoom from 2020-04-09T03:00
Things You Never Hear (Quarantined) People Say with Alfred Schulz from 2020-04-06T03:00
I've decided to spend some of this lockdown time catching up with the cast of character who were regulars on the show when it was a live streaming internet show that...
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Wendy's Capes, David's Slippers, Alison's Anger from 2020-04-02T03:00
Greg Heller is a Dad! from 2020-03-30T03:00
Fan favorite Greg Heller joins the show to talk about the birth of his son, the crazy few months he had leading up to the birth, parenting during a lockdown, why you...
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Jenna and Al's Books, Tone Zone's Dog, Daniel's Bricks from 2020-03-26T03:00
Jenna and #AL join Daniel, Tony and me remotely to discuss their lives in Georgia and how they've achieved such attrac...
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Atsuko Okatsuka Is Our First Remote Guest from 2020-03-23T03:00
Atsuko Okatsuka—comedian, writer, actor and host of the very fun game show/podcast Listen
Lockdown, Your Calls, The Quantz Method for Perfect Sleep from 2020-03-19T03:00
It's just Alison and Daniel and your calls (and one from Ms. Alie Ward!) as we power through the first coronavirus-affected episode of this show. But honestly I thin...
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Christina P is a Warrior from 2020-03-16T03:00
Christina P (Your Mom's House, Where My Moms At?) returns to the show to talk about growing up with a mom who never let her show weakness, her resultant feelings abo...
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Jackie's Jingles, Ken's Poodles, HGFY (with a twist!) from 2020-03-12T03:00
Jackie Johnson and Ken Reid are here to make fish puns and help me get to the bottom of an uncomfortable moment that happened during Daniel and my anniversary dinner...
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Elise Loehnen of goop from 2020-03-09T03:00
Elise Loehnen, Chief Content Officer of goop and frequent host of The goop Podcast stops by to talk about her experience making The goop Lab for Netflix, switching f...
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Alison's Search for Meaning, David's New 'Do, Renee's Attempted Murder from 2020-03-05T04:00
Alison violated a sacred marital code which she never agreed with anyway. David is here and he's sporting a new short hairdo. But lest you think he's a short hair ne...
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Fortune Feimster Bet on Herself from 2020-03-02T04:00
Comic, actor and writer Fortune Feimster joins the show to talk about growing up in North Carolina in a town of 5000, her relationship with her family, coming out, h...
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Jordan’s Workspace, Daniel’s Nose Hairs, Mickey Mouse Shorts from 2020-02-27T04:00
Jordan Morris joins us to get to the bottom of Daniel's nose hair problem. (He trims the hair and then the inside of his nose gets all irritated. If you have a solut...
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Lindsay DeFranco Is Happier from 2020-02-24T04:00
Lindsay DeFranco is a former YouTube personality who refers to herself as a "recovering mommy blogger." She's also the cofounder of Listen
Kirsten Vangsness, Tony Thaxton and The Angoras (Live from Sketchfest!) from 2020-02-20T04:00
Recorded live at the Gateway Theatre in San Francisco on January 26, 2020. Kirsten Vangsness (Criminal Minds) joins the show to talk about freezer carbs (she's anti)...
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Drew Van Acker Likes Jumping From Planes from 2020-02-17T04:00
Drew Van Acker (Pretty Little Liars, Tower Prep) stops by to talk about the new movie Spy Intervention which he stars in and executive produced, losing a scholarship...
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Ben's Campaign Trail Stories, A Disneyland Adventure, New Zealand Snacks from 2020-02-13T04:00
Ben Gleib is here, still exhausted from concluding his presidential run, and he's ready to transition back to civilian life. Also he's got strong opinions about his ...
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Troy Johnson Has Some Regrets from 2020-02-10T04:00
Food Network star and food journalist/critic Troy Johnson stops by to talk about making the switch from writing about music to f...
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Alison's Dumb Question, Tony's Gold Record, TJBs from 2020-02-06T04:00
Tone Zone Thaxton is BACK after his Motion City Soundtrack tour and he's got a gold record and everything. Alison has a dumb question about the record. Can you guess...
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Jessica Chaffin from 2020-02-03T04:00
Jessica Chaffin (Spy, The Heat, Zoey 101) stops by to talk about her new podcast Ask Ronna wi...
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Sketchfest Recap, Joe’s Travels, Renee’s Wilderness Adventure from 2020-01-30T04:00
Alison is back from Sketchfest with stories to tell. Renee went to Sketchfest and is wearing a number of meals on her shirt. Joe Kwaczala is here having just perform...
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Courtney Friel Doesn't Take It Personally from 2020-01-27T04:00
Newscaster Courtney Friel stops by the show to talk about her just published memoir Tonight at 10: Kicking Booze and Breaking News in which she tells all ab...
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Wendy's 14 Hour VHS Special, Dave's Canada Trip, An Impromptu Spelling Test from 2020-01-23T04:00
Wendy Molyneux is back and she had a baby complete with dramatic water breaking moment! Also if you're rude to her she might follow you to your house. Dave Huntsberg...
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Joel Stein Owns Salmon Pants from 2020-01-20T04:00
Joel Stein, (Time, Newsweek, LA Times) stops by to talk about his new book In Defense o...
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Kevin's Maisel Trip, A Jackie Quiz, Alison's Palindromes from 2020-01-16T04:00
Who knows Jackie Johnson best? We take a quiz to find out. Plus Kevin T. Porter is here, with cookies, to fill us in on the trip to Las Vegas he took after being ide...
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Adam Ferrara Is Changing from 2020-01-13T04:00
Comedian and actor Adam Ferrara (Nurse Jackie, Rescue Me, Top Gear) stops by the show to talk about the creation of his new podcast Listen
Jordan's Frolic Room, Dave's Voodoo Dolls, Dr. Dance from 2020-01-09T04:00
Jordan Morris and Dave Huntsberger join Daniel and me on this episode and Pete The Retailer (from The Star Wars Minute) is filling in for Tony while Tony plays in Mo...
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Favorite Moments of 2019 (Listener Picks!) from 2020-01-06T04:00
You guys sent in your picks for favorite clips of 2019 and here they are! We're nibblin' on spongecake, doling out nicknames, yawning during stories, revealing unuse...
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Jenna Kim Jones's Status, Happy New Year, Another Tone Zone Update from 2020-01-02T04:00
Jenna Kim Jones came to town for one day only and we recorded a Patreon bonus episode and this Thursday show. H...
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Gareth Reynolds from 2019-12-30T04:00
Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, Arrested Development, I'm Sorry) stops by to talk about his debut album Listen
Egg Nog Snack Chat, Dawn/Don Again, A Question for Dave from 2019-12-26T04:00
If you listened last week you've likely been on tenterhooks waiting to find out what my question for Dave Huntsberger was. Well this week delivers in a big way. Also...
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Dan Schechter Knows It's Complicated from 2019-12-23T04:00
Director, writer and editor Dan Schechter (Life of Crime) joins us to talk about his new movie After Class which stars Justin Long, Fran Drescher and Kate Berlant an...
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Canadian Colorblindness, Joe Kwaczala's Quizzala, Dave's Nervous Carolers from 2019-12-19T04:00
Who knows Joe Kwaczala best? Take the quiz along with Alison Rosen, Dave Honey Huntsberger and Tony Thaxton to find out. Also how did Joe spend his Thanksgiving? How...
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Alie Ward Has a Cold from 2019-12-16T04:00
Alie Ward (Ologies, Did I Mention Invention?, Brainchild) returns to talk about the success she's experienced making someth...
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Paul Rust's Eye Language, Michael Cassady's Nog Thoughts, T'Zone Update from 2019-12-12T04:00
A rare Thursday show treat! Paul Rust and Michael Cassady are here on the eve of their new Don't Stop Or We'll Die release Diamond ...
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Joe Kwaczala Doesn't Eat Napkins Anymore from 2019-12-09T04:00
Joe Kwaczala stops by to talk about growing up in Pittsburgh, the significance to him of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (he h...
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Kevin's Vaccines, Tony's Workload, A Spain Quiz from 2019-12-05T04:00
We learn more about Kevin T. Porter's childhood, Tony's workload, boundaries (and whether any of us have good ones) and so much more including a kiss from a rose on ...
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Joe Randazzo Brought a Little Hug Club to The Onion from 2019-12-02T04:00
Joe Randazzo (The Onion, Adult Swim, @midnight) stops by the show to talk about working with Tiffany Haddish, growing up in New Hampshire, smoking, kids, Brooklyn, C...
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Kevin's Tease, Alison's Annual Pie Thoughts, Happy Thanksgiving! from 2019-11-28T04:00
Happy Thanksgiving from Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend! Kevin T. Porter and Renee Colvert join us for a heartwarming and sweet episode that also contains a lot...
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Adrienne Brodeur Is Done with Secrets from 2019-11-25T04:00
When she was 14, Adrienne Brodeur was awakened in the middle of the night by her beloved mother who confessed that a family friend had just kissed her. She wanted to...
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A Canada Quiz, David's Big Travels, Tugboat's Sassy Mouth from 2019-11-21T04:00
David Huntsberger is back and he's just returned from Romania where he made an egregious and somewhat offensive carb-based mistake. Renee Colvert also did some trave...
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Scott Aukerman Gets Real from 2019-11-18T04:00
Scott Aukerman stops by to talk about Between Two Ferns: The Movie which you need to see immediately if you haven't al...
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Joe's Fake Limp, Jordan's Jean Jacket, A New Zealand Quiz from 2019-11-14T04:00
Joe Kwaczala has returned—what a speedy return!—and he once faked a limp until his mom intervened. He also has a crazy track record of calling into radio stations an...
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Shawn Kathleen AKA @PassengerShaming from 2019-11-11T04:00
Shawn Kathleen, the former flight attendant behind the hugely popular Instagram account @passengershaming stops ...
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Greg Heller's News, Joe Kwaczala's Beard, Just Me Or Everyone from 2019-11-07T04:00
Greg Heller has returned and he's brought his buddy Joe Kwaczala who has a Comedy Central special coming out Nov 8. Joe is als...
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Sabrina Jalees Is Fully Herself from 2019-11-04T04:00
Sabrina Jalees stops by the show to talk about growing up in Canada, Listen
Kevin's Cookies, Tony's Encore, Alison's Face from 2019-10-31T03:00
It's an extra spooky Halloween episode! Alison has a contingency plan for if her nose gets broken and Elliot's head-butting that morning is making her wonder if the ...
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Mary Katharine Ham Finds Love Again from 2019-10-28T03:00
Four years ago political pundit Mary Katharine Ham's personal tragedy was all over the news when her husband Jake Brewer died ...
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Tony's Face, Jackie's Big Move, Saggin' Maggins from 2019-10-24T03:00
Jackie Johnson is back on the eve of her big move. Tony's stopped using the lotion his doctor prescribed him and his skin is better without it! Daniel and I had a ve...
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Liana Finck is Tired of Interruptions from 2019-10-21T03:00
New Yorker cartoonist and author Liana Finck stops by the show to talk about where her darkness comes from, the process of doing illustrations for the New Yorker, he...
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The Return of Allan Moss, Vicadaniel, Yes Please Or Oh Puh-leeze from 2019-10-17T03:00
Allan Moss is back in town so we had to catch up on his life in Atlanta with Jenna Kim Jones and their two girls. We talked golfcarting, parenting, friends they've r...
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Ken Reid Can't Relax from 2019-10-14T03:00
Content Warning: This episode contains a story involving animal cruelty, death of an animal and child abuse that you may find upsetting
Jackie's Gal Chat, Daniel's Dude Chat, Snack Chat from 2019-10-10T03:00
Jackie Johnson is back so we're making her answer our questions since she's a renowned beauty expert. Daniel was forced to talk man at a furniture store recently. An...
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Jonah Ray Gets Personal from 2019-10-07T03:00
Jonah Ray returns to the show to talk about the weird transition period he finds himself in, losing his father three weeks after he returned from touring with Myster...
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Dan Telfer's Organs, David's Transylvanian Trip, VSCO Girls from 2019-10-03T03:00
Joining us for this episode was a gigantic crane fly. New guest Dan Telfer referred to it as a May fly which may be a regional thing but regardless, the fly didn't s...
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Jimmy Pardo Makes Good on a Bet from 2019-09-30T03:00
Jimmy Pardo (Never Not Funny) returns to the show to talk about whether he actually owes me $20 (he does), a shared love of Jesus Christ Superstar, Sarah Silverman, ...
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Kevin's Lingo Lesson, Renee's Past Marriage, Alison's Movie Experience from 2019-09-26T03:00
Kevin T. Porter is back and he's teaching us Christianese. It's very intentional and our corporate enjoyed it? I think I did that wrong. Also there's an update on my...
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Theresa Thorn Says Listen to Your Kids from 2019-09-23T03:00
Theresa Thorn (One Bad Mother, Maximum Fun) stops by the show to talk about It Feels Good to Be Yourself: A Book About Gender Ident...
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Greg Heller's Fish Quiz, The Ten Minute Rule, The Diaper Bag Story from 2019-09-19T03:00
Greg Heller has returned to regale us with a fish quiz and let me know my dramatic story of a very small stakes car accident over the weekend is... not a good story....
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Stephanie Wittels Wachs Is a Doer from 2019-09-16T03:00
Stephanie Wittels Wachs returns to the show to talk about Lemonada Media, th...
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Alison Attends Preschool, Jackie Johnson is Reborn, Party Flaking Etiquette from 2019-09-12T03:00
If you can't make it to someone's event should you let them know beforehand or is it better to just explain after the fact? The table is divided! Jackie Johnson join...
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Erin Gibson Will Make You Love Santa Fe from 2019-09-09T03:00
Erin Gibson (Throwing Shade, Feminasty, Groceries, History: The Shequel) stops by the sh...
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Kevin's Adult Friendships, Daniel's Brookies, Alison's Skype Struggles from 2019-09-05T03:00
Kevin Porter is BACK and we're never letting him go. Daniel has very strong opinions about whether a "brookie" is a thing. Alison experienced some Skype difficulties...
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Erin Foley Is Tired of Hearing About Ghosts from 2019-09-02T03:00
Erin Foley stops by to talk about her hilarious new album Deep Dive, her podcast Listen
Kevin's Horny Summer, Renee's Avocado Shirt, TV Talk from 2019-08-29T03:00
Kevin Porter joins us to talk about what might be the best show on TV right now (no spoilers) and explore Renee's new graphic t-shirt based identity. We also learn a...
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Laura London Is Giving it a Year from 2019-08-26T03:00
Dog trainer Laura London returns to the show to talk about the not-always-rosy real experience of shooting Animal Planet's Rescue Dog to Super Dog, her decision to m...
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The John Henson Quiz, Daniel Versus The Rat, A Neighbor Update from 2019-08-22T03:00
John Henson joins us and we take a fun quiz to see who knows him best. Also, Daniel heard a loud noise in the middle of the night and came face to face with a suicid...
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Bill Corbett Is Smarter and Nicer Than You from 2019-08-19T03:00
Bill Corbett (Mystery Science Theater 3000, RiffTrax, Bill Corbett's Funhouse) stops by to talk about living in Minnesota, puppetry, his feelings about the MST3K reb...
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The Tony Quiz, Snack Chat, David's Podcast Script from 2019-08-15T03:00
Who knows Tony Thaxton best? Wendy Molyneux, David Huntsberger and Daniel Quantz join me as we endeavor to find out by playing a Tony Thaxton quiz. With special impr...
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Matt Gourley Hates Your Fake Tree from 2019-08-12T03:00
Matt Gourley (Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, Superego, I Was There Too) stops by t...
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Wendy's Cleansing, David's Trip, Alison's Roast of Tony from 2019-08-08T03:00
I swear I was not intending to roast Tony more than once although that's kind of what I did. Wendy is here and she has a new cleansing routine which we almost talk a...
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Arden Myrin Is Vivacious and Grieving from 2019-08-05T03:00
Arden Myrin (Insatiable, Shameless, MadTV) stops by the show to catch us up on filming Insatiable in Georgia, trying EMDR, grief ...
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Jordan's Tips, Daniel's Tattoos, Alison's New Neighbors from 2019-08-01T03:00
Jordan Morris doesn't frost his tips but you'd certainly be forgiven for thinking so. You might not be forgiven for asking him though, which starts a conversation ab...
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Erica Rhodes Regrets Those Pants from 2019-07-29T03:00
Erica Rhodes stops by to talk about her unconventional upbringing, her therapist's confrontational approach, a weird babys...
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Daniel's Doodles, A Call from Ray, Claude Kent from 2019-07-25T03:00
Have we landed on a nickname? MAYBE. Also Daniel's doodling leads to a conversation about his alter ego and his secret work life which leads back to nicknames. Ray O...
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Paul Rust Has Injured His Pinkies from 2019-07-22T03:00
Paul Rust (Love on Netflix, Don't Stop or We'll Die, Comedy Bang Bang) stops by to ta...
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Wendy's Flash Mob, David's Capri Shorts, Alison's Raccoons from 2019-07-18T03:00
Wendy Molyneux has returned and she's had it up to here with David's insistence his grandmother wore an item of clothing called "capri shorts." Also, turns out every...
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Caissie St. Onge Loves a Power Move from 2019-07-15T03:00
The nicest show runner, comedy writer and TV exec in the world Caissie St. Onge (Busy Tonight, Watch What Happens Live, Joan Rivers) returns to the show to talk abou...
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Earthquakes, Reality Shows, Wedding Hashtags from 2019-07-11T03:00
Rachael O'Brien, Renee Colvert and Tony Thaxton join Daniel and me to discuss how we each responded to the pair of earthquakes over July 4 weekend. Did you know Dani...
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Joey Fatone Sets the Record Straight from 2019-07-08T03:00
Joey Fatone—yes, that Joey Fatone—is here to talk about his crazy work schedule, how to stay focused when recording s...
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Lance Armstrong, Simulacrums&Biorhythms, Kermit's Finger from 2019-07-04T03:00
Well it finally happened. I used a fancy 50-cent word and then was asked the definition and CAME UP SHORT. Damn you, liberal arts education. We discuss whether we st...
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Bryan Safi Doesn't Want Your GD Egg Whites from 2019-07-01T03:00
Bryan Safi (Throwing Shade, 911) stops by for the first time solo to talk about whe...
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David's Spider Jars, Wendy's Night Ladies, No-Robe Tony from 2019-06-27T03:00
We're still looking for a name for the studio and a nickname for Tony. Was one discovered during this episode? Maybe? Also Wendy is here with a new business venture ...
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Tony Thaxton is Kind of a Big Deal from 2019-06-24T03:00
Tony Thaxton is the new producer of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend but he's also a famous drummer who toured the world and made albums with Motion City Soundtr...
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Alison Messes Up, Tony Needs a Name, David Does True Crime from 2019-06-20T03:00
It's Tony Thaxton's first official show as producer and we need a nickname for him. As Daniel points out, we also need to name the new studio. Alison messed up a sch...
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Kristina Kuzmic Is a Cheerleader for Moms from 2019-06-17T03:00
Kristina Kuzmic stops by the show to talk about being chosen by Oprah to host her own reality show some years ago and her exp...
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Greg Nibbles, Tony Gets Ready, Jeff Says Goodbye from 2019-06-13T03:00
Greg Heller and new producer Tony Thaxton join us to bid adieu to Jeff! Greg shares a startling discovery about a song we all know. I voice my concerns about getting...
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Beth Stelling Didn't Mean to Hurt Your Feelings from 2019-06-10T03:00
Comedian, actress and writer Beth Stelling stops by the show to talk about her new talk show Listen
Wendy's Bird Show, New Studio, Prankaroo from 2019-06-06T03:00
First show in the new studio! Wendy Molyneux is back to tell us about her surprise pregnancy, what she'd do if she could lucid dream and a joke that went awry. It's ...
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Grey DeLisle Griffin Has Performed Over 1500 Cartoon Voices from 2019-06-03T03:00
Voiceover artist, comedian and musician Grey DeLisle Griffin stops by to talk about campaigning to win a stripping contest, getting into standup and then getting bac...
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Gorilla Breakfasts, Humiliating Job Duties, Some Show News from 2019-05-30T03:00
Alison took Elliot to the zoo and saw something she can't unsee. But doesn't want to! Daniel's Fro-yo Fridays (so-named by this week's guest Tony Thaxton) involve a ...
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Ben Gleib is Running for President from 2019-05-27T03:00
Ben Gleib stops by the show to talk about his political campaign and more.
Jeff's Non-Punk Rock Jobs, Getting Older, SSRIs from 2019-05-23T03:00
This show marks the return of our signature segment (note: not our signature segment) and an update on who won the Saskatoon berry by saying Saskatchewan most authen...
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Keanu Owes Rachel O'Brien an Email from 2019-05-20T03:00
Rachael O'Brien—comedian, actress, podcaster and sometime reality star (Vanderpump Rules)—stops by to talk about growing...
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Canada Calls In, Alison Is Wrong, Daniel Comes Undone from 2019-05-16T03:00
Daniel's mix of energy drinks and fatigue finally catches up with him... during the recording of this episode. Alison turns her laser like interviewing skills first ...
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David Burtka Is Living A More Authentic Life from 2019-05-13T03:00
David Burtka joins us to talk about his debut cookbook Life Is A Party: Deliciously Doable Re...
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Canadian Service Berries, Eric's Love Life, Getting on Jeopardy from 2019-05-09T03:00
Turns out Alison doesn't know everything about berries which is surprising considering the way she flaunts her supposed berry knowledge. Also, she once tried to go o...
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Lori Gottlieb Doesn't Bullsh*t Her Patients from 2019-05-06T03:00
Psychotherapist, national advice columnist (she writes "Dear Therapist" for The Atlantic) and New York Times bestselling author Lo...
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Alison Doesn't Care, Jordan Is Commuting, Renee Digs Windchimes from 2019-05-02T03:00
The situation with Elliot's sleep (dubbed Project Flopulus) is so dire that Alison and Daniel talked to each other ON THE PHONE which rarely happens. Hear all about ...
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Josh Gondelman Didn't Faint During This Podcast from 2019-04-29T03:00
Josh Gondelman stops by to talk about his new album Dancing on a Weeknight, his ...
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Secrets, Kazoos, Gleeking from 2019-04-25T03:00
Alison had a frustratingly zany morning. David has tossed a comb into his hair tools rotation. Daniel gave kazoos as gifts and immediately regretted it. Renee isn't ...
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Chad Daniels Doesn't Lie... Anymore from 2019-04-22T03:00
Comedian Chad Daniels stops by to talk about his new special Dad Chaniels, practicing radical honesty now after years of lying,...
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Alison's Potato Face, Ben's Baby Police, Instant Coffee Review from 2019-04-18T03:00
Ben Gleib is here and he's obsessed with his dog, Henry Horse. He also claims he doesn't have any ill will toward France despite being mocked by their local police a...
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Andy Haynes Skied Over a Two-Lane Highway from 2019-04-15T03:00
Comedian and writer Andy Haynes stops by to talk about growing up in Seattle with a mom who took in a series of foster ch...
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Tax Time Fun Facts, Bumbling Grundles, Jordan's Hustle from 2019-04-11T03:00
A discussion of a carb from yesteryear—the summer berry grunt—takes a hilarious and confusing turn. Seems Alison and Daniel aren't aware of a certain slang term. BUT...
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Gabe Liedman Will Swab a Bitch from 2019-04-08T03:00
Gabe Liedman, who's written for all of your favorite shows including Broad City, Pen15, Inside Amy Schumer, The Kroll Sh...
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Alie's Mugging, Personality Quizzes, Suzy Wetfeet from 2019-04-04T03:00
Alie Ward, Renee Colvert and I are going to begin kickboxing and we're very excited about all the vignettes. Alie tells us about the time she was held up at knifepoi...
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Shane Dawson Is Nervous from 2019-04-01T05:00
Shane Dawson makes a rare-these-days podcast appearance to talk about his recent engagement to Ryland Adams, creating multiple...
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We Found the Commercial, Knock Out Tales, Facing Mortality from 2019-03-28T03:00
We found the commercial we were searching for last week involving a guy saying, 'Is this some kind of lamp you rub?" Is it for the product I swore it was for? You'll...
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Kevin Allison Has Heard It All from 2019-03-25T03:00
Kevin Allison (Risk, The State, Comedy Bang Bang) returns to the show to talk about his path to storytelling, creating Risk: ...
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Football Phones, David's Secret Workshop, Getting High on CBD Oil from 2019-03-21T03:00
Daniel's looking for an excuse to stop writing intros and ALISON WILL NOT LET HIM. David has a secret workshop which we just learned about which contains magical and...
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Jamie Lee Will Attend Your Wedding from 2019-03-18T03:00
Comedian, actress and author Jamie Lee (Crashing, Girl Code, Last Comic Standing) stops by to talk about writing and ac...
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Irish Potatoes, Postpartum Body Image, Leaving Neverland from 2019-03-14T03:00
Remember last week when I recounted Owen's birth story? I forgot to mention a fun and funny side effect of having an epidural. Also, Renee Colvert and Eric Martin ar...
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Ginger Gonzaga Will Turn Down Your Super Lucrative Offer from 2019-03-11T03:00
Owen's Birth Story, 2 Non Flans, Candy Cousins from 2019-03-07T04:00
Renee Colvert and Baby Owen join us for an episode where Daniel and I recount Owen's birth story. There's a lot of fluid but also some magic and I think I've revised...
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Sara Schaefer Has Discovered the Secret to Productivity from 2019-03-04T04:00
Sara Schaefer stops by the show to talk about her hilarious new comedy album Live Laugh Love, her issues with "inspirational qu...
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Beef Stroganoff, Miss Sue from Alabama, Saturday Morning Cartoons from 2019-02-28T05:00
Remember those elementary school hand clapping rhymes like "Miss Sue from Alabama" and "Miss Susie" and "Ink-a-Dink?" How did they spread and how did we all know the...
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Emily Heller Can Only Be Honest from 2019-02-25T04:00
Emily Heller stops by the show to talk about her recent standup album Pasta, writing and producing on HBO's Barry, being diagn...
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Jordan's Forehead Scar, Family Porn, Lawn Shrimp from 2019-02-21T04:00
Oh hi. When you hear this I will likely be somewhere in the labor process. Most likely at the beginning, hence we recorded this ahead of time. Are you familiar with ...
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Julie and Brandy Have Stopped Doing Drugs from 2019-02-18T04:00
Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard (Dumb Gay Politics, Bravo's The People's Couch) stop by the show to talk about how they met, being writing partners, Brandy's lifelon...
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David's Puerto Rico Saga, A Baby Update, Bird Pee: Good or Bad Luck? from 2019-02-14T04:00
David Huntsberger is finally back after his crazy tour of Puerto Rico's medical system (he needed his appendix out while there for the holidays and there were compli...
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Marcella Arguello Has a Temper (But She Doesn't Yell) from 2019-02-11T04:00
Comedian Marcella Arguello stops by to talk about her debut album, The Woke Bully Listen
Jordan's Sizzler Quiz, A Screen Door Update, Alison Pees Herself On Air from 2019-02-07T04:00
Jordan Morris joins us for a podcast wherein I pee my pants on air because something made me laugh too hard. Also we discuss living near a Sizzler and whether Daniel...
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Todd Barry Would Rather Play Guitar from 2019-02-04T04:00
Todd Barry stops by the show to talk about being tormented by his kitten and the various measures he's taken to get a good nigh...
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Daniel's Audio Tour, Eric's Traipsing, A Huntsberger Update from 2019-01-31T04:00
We start the episode with an update about David Huntsberger's whereabouts and when he'll hopefully be returning to the show. Eric Martin is here and he just traipsed...
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Kelly Carlin is Untangling Daughterhood from 2019-01-28T04:00
Kelly Carlin stops by the show to talk about her new venture Women on the Verge coaching, why she prefers coac...
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Jordan's Popcorn Suitcase, Alison's Underwear, Daniel's Public Access Show from 2019-01-24T04:00
Jordan Morris joins us fresh from SF Sketchfest where he actually unpacked his suitcase instead of his usual "grazing." Also he bought underwear at Walmart. Speaking...
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Chris DiStefano Is a Guy Who's Been Punched from 2019-01-21T04:00
NYC comedian Chris DiStefano joins the show to talk about whether his waist is still size 38 (the name of his new Comedy Centra...
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Alie's Sentient 'Booch, Daniel's Continued Crush, Alison's Lyft from 2019-01-17T04:31
Alie Ward is back and she made a big batch of kombucha she's afraid to drink and also afraid to throw out. Daniel is still denying his very apparent feelings for Mar...
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Jake Weisman and Matt Ingebretson on Absurdity of Existence; Cuteness of Cats from 2019-01-14T04:00
Jake Weisman and Matt Ingebretson from Comedy Central's hit scripted show Corpo...
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Alison's Fluid, Ben's Homemade Hat, Daniel's Marie Kondo Crush from 2019-01-10T04:00
Marie Kondo's cast a spell on Daniel via her Netflix show and he claims he just thinks she's "cute" but Alison is onto him. Ben Gleib returns and he's wearing a spec...
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Amy Miller's Crisis Year Launched Her Into Comedy from 2019-01-07T04:00
Amy Miller (Solid Gold, Last Comic Standing, D...
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Summer Berry Grunts, Miss Nelson is Missing, New Year's Resolutions from 2019-01-03T04:00
We learn what summer berry grunts are in this episode plus Alison recounts the story of a classic book and film strip: Miss Nelson ...
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Listener Picks: Favorite Moments of 2018 from 2018-12-31T04:00
We close out the year with your picks for favorite moments of 2018. Thanks for sending in your selections and see you in 2019!
Ziplining, TV Show Hosting, Wolf Conservatories from 2018-12-27T04:00
Piping hot fresh Christmas week content! On this episode we discuss everyone's holiday plans including David's plans to give back to Puerto Rico via his tourism and ...
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Introducing CHILDISH! (Podcast Crossover) from 2018-12-24T02:55:52
Merry Christmas and happy holidays! My gift to you is the first episode of Childish, the podcast I'm doing with Greg Fitzsimmons. I hope you love it as much as w...
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Daniel's Work Bake-Off, Jordanberries, Alison in Forbes from 2018-12-20T04:00
The Great British Bake-Off has nothing on the bake-off at Daniel's work. And in case you're thinking Daniel doesn't have strong feelings about brownies, you're wrong...
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Cole Stratton Won't Pursue 'Tornadoes' from 2018-12-17T04:49:20
Cole Stratton (SF Sketchfest, Nash Bridges, Pop My Culture Podcast) is a lifelong improviser and one of the founders and direct...
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David and The Tickler, Action Movie Suspense, Holiday Bulb Wars from 2018-12-13T04:44:26
David told a story on a recent episode about an unpleasant run in he had with a fan in Portland and THE FAN WROTE IN. You have to listen. It's very worth it. Alison ...
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Elliott Kalan Has Impostor Syndrome from 2018-12-10T03:10:36
Elliott Kalan (The Daily Show, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Flop Hous...
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A Great Vacation, Awful Teachers, Daniel's College Roommate from 2018-12-06T04:00
We've returned from an amazing Hawaiian vacation rounded by some harrowing flights. Daniel's college roommate, author Dan DeWeese, is here to tell us what ...
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Mark Normand Is On The Spectrum from 2018-12-03T04:00
Mark Normand returns to talk about his recent sold out live podcast (Tuesdays with Stories), being on ...
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The Game of Seduction, Anchovy Whispers, Spelling Bees from 2018-11-29T04:00
When did everyone start saying "janky" and what does it mean exactly? Also does the friend zone exist? And guess which member of the Thursday gang is secretly a spelling bee star? Plus Topic Som...
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Asif Ali Knows a Shocking Amount About Exotic Birds from 2018-11-26T04:00
Asif Ali (Wrecked, Goatface) stops by the show to talk about growing up a minority in Arizona, getting into comedy, benefitting by not following the "s...
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Happy Thanksgiving, The Greek System, Daniel's Life of Crime from 2018-11-22T04:00
Daniel's insane (but mercifully brief) frat experience and Renee's sorority experience are the fodder for some crazy stories that I'd never heard. Rape Rooms? THESE ARE A THING! Plus our feeling...
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Eliza Skinner Knows What They Might Say About Her from 2018-11-19T04:00
Comic, actress, writer, singer and producer Eliza Skinner (Cool Playlist, The Late Late Show with James Corden, Drop the Mic) stops by the show to ...
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Belly Buttons, Cryochambers, Ben Gleib's Telethon from 2018-11-15T04:00
Ben Gleib returns to tell us about his star-studded Telethon for America and his longtime infatuation with Natalie Portman. At one point during the telethon he nearly got an answer to a question...
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Nibbles Hazing, Greg's Standup, Ray's Insults from 2018-11-08T04:00
Greg is back and he had another harrowing experience with "mantra guy" when he was entirely too high to handle it. Also turns out he briefly considered doing standup. Fresh from an episode with ...
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Ben Hoffman Sent Wheeler Walker, Jr. to Rehab (But He's Out Now) from 2018-11-05T04:00
Ben Hoffman, the real identity of the person behind country superstar Wheeler Walker, Jr. stops by the show ...
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New House, Daniel's Keto Experience, Wendy's Preferred Family from 2018-11-01T03:00
We moved and we're in a new house with a temporary new studio! Also Daniel did the keto diet and Wendy is over us and Alie Ward is here only covering her mouth to hide her new Invisalign like ha...
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Courtenay Hameister Is Too Anxious For Polyamory from 2018-10-29T02:00
Author and radio host Courtenay Hameister (Live Wire!) stops by the show to talk about her hilarious memoir Okay ...
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Greg Heller Returns, Alison's Zip Fly Confusion, Daniel's Fall from 2018-10-25T03:00
Greg Heller is back and he may have been so loud at work he caused Busy Phillips and her whole staff to move offices. Also he refused to receive a mantra while produce shopping. Alison and Danie...
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Bert Kreischer Wishes You'd Stop Calling Him Fat from 2018-10-22T03:00
Bert Kreischer stops by the show to talk about his Sober October progress, the bet between him, Tom Segura, Joe Rogan and Ari Shaffir, the impact of Joe Rogan and Bill Burr talking to him at the...
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Car Wash Innovations, Jordan's Tipping Shades, Tar Pits from 2018-10-18T03:00
We have some ideas for car wash improvements. Jordan Morris is back and he knows a shocking amount of trivia about the La Brea Tar Pits. Alison did a corporate gig and flew semi-private and now ...
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Kathryn Burns No Longer Keeps Her Emmy in the Bathroom from 2018-10-15T03:00
The list of shows Kathryn Burns has choreographed is highly impressive. In addition to her work on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend she's worked on Key & Peele, Wor...
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Scary Movies, Cliff Diving, What's in Alison's Box? from 2018-10-11T03:00
Double entendre alert! But really, I am terrible at moving and packing and decluttering and as proof, on-air, Daniel explores the contents of hastily packed box of crap that traveled with me fro...
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Bonnie McFarlane Doesn't Do Farm Girl Comedy from 2018-10-08T03:00
Comedian Bonnie McFarlane stops by the show to talk about My Wife Hates Me (the podcast she coho...
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Ben Gleib's Bono Adventure, Renee's Turtle Release, Terrible Fro-Yo Toppings from 2018-10-04T03:00
After going into a little more detail about Daniel's psyche unraveling last week, we find out that Ben Gleib spent a glorious evening hanging out with ...
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Kate Spencer and Doree Shafrir of Forever 35 Were Raised by Teen Magazines from 2018-10-01T03:00
Kate Spencer (The Dead Moms Club) and Doree Shafrir (Buzzfeed, Listen
Daniel's Crisis, David's Snake Story, Coyote Hazing from 2018-09-27T03:00
Daniel can't understand what Trader Joe's carrot cake spread is used for and experiences a psychic unraveling that threatens to derail the show. Alison needs glasses and is hoping they'll add so...
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Ralph Garman Doesn't Hold Grudges... Anymore from 2018-09-24T03:00
Ralph Garman (KROQ, The Joe Schmo Show, Hollywood Babble...
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Alison's Rage, Lululemon Horseplay, An Upsetting Snackchat from 2018-09-20T03:00
Alison is FIRED UP! You know how books burn at 451 degrees Fahrenheit, apparently? Alison's rage is burning at 452! And it has nothing to do with the event she's missing to do this recording. Al...
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Nikki Glaser is Monogamous with Her Hatred from 2018-09-17T03:00
(CW: This podcast contains a discussion of suicidal thoughts.) Nikki Glaser (Comedy Central, Sirius XM's You Up w/Nikki Glaser, Dancing with the Stars) stops by the show to talk about w...
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Alison's Medical Scare, Alie's Sleep Tracking, Cynthia Nixon's Bagel from 2018-09-13T03:00
Alison had a frightening doctor's appointment and is having trouble shaking it off. Alie Ward is here to fondly recall the cupcake she gave Alison a bite of and share news of how tracking her sl...
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Ken Marino and I Have a Date to Get Facials from 2018-09-10T03:00
Ken Marino (Dog Days, The State, Burning Love) stops by the show to talk a...
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Hiccup Remedies, Standardized Birthdays, Social Jeff Warriors from 2018-09-06T03:00
Where's Jeff been on recent Monday shows? Why won't Alison allow him to talk or plug his projects? The listenership demands answers and we have them. Plus some hiccup remedies, a plea for whoeve...
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John Henson Wants to Teach You The Basics from 2018-09-03T03:00
John Henson (Talk Soup, Wipeout!) returns to the show to regale us with stories of Judge Judy's distractingly soft coat, the emotional letter his fat...
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Email Loops, Valley Girl Voiceovers, Malicious Blueberries from 2018-08-30T03:00
Alison forgot to close an email loop creating temporary scheduling chaos and this isn't the first time this has happened. Eric Martin is here, fresh from Korean BBQ and pinball. Alison is afraid...
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Erin Gibson Thinks You're Nasty from 2018-08-27T03:00
Erin Gibson (Throwing Shade, Gay of Thrones) stops by to talk about her forthcoming tome, Feminasty: The Complicate...
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Alison's Million Dollar Idea, "Virtue Signaling," Fan Phone Call from 2018-08-23T03:00
Alison has a million dollar idea for a product called Hidden Bite Henries. What are they? See if you can guess! (But then listen to find out.) Demi Adejuyigbe is back after far too long and now ...
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James Gunn (orig. aired 3/25/12) from 2018-08-20T03:00
I really like James Gunn—I disagree with his firing—and I wanted to replay one of the episodes he's been on. Decided to go all the way back to the near-beginning of this show. He was one of my f...
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Alison's Eyebrow, Daniel's Shame Face, Eating Songbirds from 2018-08-16T03:00
Alison recalls something she heard that always confused her when she was a teacher's aide at Vacation Bible School many years ago. Renee Colvert is back and she's dressed like supergirl. Daniell...
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Sara Schaefer Is Sick of Social Media from 2018-08-13T03:00
Comedian Sara Schaefer is back to talk about her upcoming memoir and how the process of revisiting old diaries allowed her to see herself more clearly. We t...
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Daniel's Birthday, Baby Gender Reveal, Alison's Self-Tanning Fiasco from 2018-08-09T03:00
It's Daniel's birthday and it's a big one. My God he's old! Alison and Daniel celebrated at a picturesque romantic restaurant that was neither. Renee and David are here and Renee snorted at a cl...
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Greg Fitzsimmons Needs a Good Cry from 2018-08-06T03:00
My future podcasting partner joins me for a candid talk about the second season of Crashing on HBO, the rough few months he's had with the passing of his father in law and his wife's emergency s...
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Daniel's Baby Names, Dr. Laura's Legos, Old Timey Pranks from 2018-08-02T03:00
It's been a heady week with National Lipstick Day and National Cheesecake day and we determine early on that businesses should hire us to consult for them since we have a lot of stuff figured ou...
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Allie Mac Kay Doesn't Care What You Think... Anymore from 2018-07-30T03:00
Television and radio personality Allie Mac Kay (KROQ's Kevin and Bean Show, KTLA) stops by the show to talk about the challenges of joining a long r...
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Life Updates, Pudding Revisited, David's Luxurious Extensions from 2018-07-26T03:00
Turns out a lot of people at the table are unfamiliar with Yorkshire Pudding which is shocking to Alison. David Huntsberger is back and his hair is even more luxurious than before. Alison has an...
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Corin Nemec Doesn't Live Here Anymore from 2018-07-23T03:00
Heel Clicks, Vape Lords, Daniel's Ally Sheedy Crush from 2018-07-19T03:00
Renee Colvert is convinced Alison can do a heel click and Daniel can do a cartwheel but she doesn't know what she's dealing with here. Also, she used to host a show called Fear Factor Live at Un...
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Maria Menounos Is Pressing Pause from 2018-07-16T03:00
Maria Menounos stops by the show to talk about the craziness of discovering she had a brain tumor while caring for her mom who, herself, was battli...
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Jordan's Druggy Drugs, Jeff's Homemade Cheez-Its, The Summer of Toodles from 2018-07-12T03:00
Jordan Morris and Danielle Radford (Bubble) are here to help weigh in on Snack Chat featuring Jeff's surprisingly gourmet homemade Cheez-Its (recipe below). And Jordan has some questions about e...
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Ray Oldhafer, Chris Boehm, Colin Cheer and a Question from Dr. Drew from 2018-07-09T03:00
Ray Oldhafer, Chris Boehm and Colin Cheer of the home improvement podcast Do Tell Ray stop by to help Ali...
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Alie Ward's Fishnet Burn, Call Centers, DQ's Beautiful Butt Crack from 2018-07-05T03:00
Alie Ward joins us on this episode to talk about her experience working in call centers, the special challenges faced by summer goths (fishnet sunburn) and the specific poultry Ron Popeil hates....
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Jen Gotch Hates Nutshells; Likes Emotional Rating Systems from 2018-07-02T03:00
Entrepreneur and mental health advocate Jen Gotch (founder and CCO of Ban.do) stops by to talk about how she created the ...
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Personal News, David's Potato Salad, Alison's Hand Flapping from 2018-06-28T03:00
Alison has two to three bits of personal news to share, some of which Daniel doesn't even know yet. But first, David shares the important role potato salad played in his life and talks about the...
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Stephanie Allynne Isn't Joining Your Group from 2018-06-25T03:00
Stephanie Allynne (One Mississippi, Twin Peaks: The Return, Pistol Shri...
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Savory Puddings, Errant Nails, The Rise of Fascism from 2018-06-21T03:00
Everyone on the show is disturbed with the state of the world. After introducing our guests (Renee Colvert and Listen
Sarah Colonna Is Addicted to Not Getting Murdered from 2018-06-18T03:00
Comedian, actor and author Sarah Colonna (Chelsea Lately, Has Anyone Seen My Pants?, Listen
Russian Stink Eye, Daniel's Starbucks Wife, Jordan's Noseplay from 2018-06-14T03:00
Alison Hour (News, Your Qs, The Return of Fan Phone Call) from 2018-06-11T03:00
I briefly talk about the horror of separating migrant kids from their parents and my concerns about the extent of this crisis. Then I move on to lighter fare, taking your questions on everything...
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Army Duffels, The Psychopath Test, Traveling Alone from 2018-06-07T03:00
Alison and Daniel have added a new/used car to their lives but Alison is bristling at her new straight-down-the-middle mom-in-her-40s identity. Also, there was a guy at the dealership who couldn...
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Lauren Sivan Speaks Out from 2018-06-04T05:15:11
Television and radio journalist Lauren Sivan (Oxygen's Abuse of Power, KABC with Dr. Drew) found herself part of the news cycle late last year when she spoke out about her own disturbing Harvey ...
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Jordan's Hugs, Possible Intruders, Alison's Crackling from 2018-05-31T03:00
Jordan Morris announces a secret scripted podcast he's put together called Bubble, based on his popular pilot of the same name. No...
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Alison Tackles the Big Questions from 2018-05-28T04:00
Do I believe in fate? Do I believe in an afterlife? What would I eat if food had no calories? I tackle the important questions in this solo show including why I have no guest for the second week...
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Smarmy Car Guys, Hair Hacks, David's Grossout Threshold from 2018-05-24T03:00
Remember when going to a car dealership wasn't a miserable experience? Seems like there was a honeymoon period for car dealerships where they didn't make you want to immediately want to take a s...
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Alison Solo Show from 2018-05-21T03:00
I answer your questions and talk about a breaking news story. A listener wants to know what I learned from my experience on the Adam Carolla Show. Plus a car and home update, my general discomfo...
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Alison Got High, Alie's Emmy Dress, Smelly Sneezes from 2018-05-17T03:00
Alison recounts her experience on Getting Doug With High plus shares about the book signing and her birthday. Alie Ward is back and she attended the Emmy's. Pitbull's fragrance makes an appearan...
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Ali Segel Is An Accidental Art Star from 2018-05-14T03:11:10
Ali Segel began drawing pictures of celebrities with braces for fun and now her art is on billboards and she's about to be designing clothes for one...
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Dave's Terrible ID, Alison's Iced Epiphanies, Daniel's Ball of Denim from 2018-05-10T03:00
Alison had two epiphanies however with Daniel out of the room for a bit, she has to put them on ice. Meanwhile, David once had a legendarily bad fake ID, six pounds found their way onto this pod...
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Jackie Johnson from 2018-05-07T03:00
Jackie Johnson, host of beauty, skin care and self-care podcast Natch Beaut stops by to talk about teen...
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Finnish Hospitality, The Grand Canyon, Jordan's Sizable Gift Card from 2018-05-03T03:00
Jordan Morris is here with a Jordan quiz! Daniel has an amazing story involving the Grand Canyon and Finnish hospitality that Alison had never heard before. David Huntsberger had fantasies of st...
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Mandy Stadtmiller Is Sorry from 2018-04-30T03:00
Journalist Mandy Stadtmiller (NY Post, xoJane, Penthouse, New York) stops by the show to talk about her page-turnin...
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Frozen Embryos, Alie's Goth Past, Gross Nature from 2018-04-26T03:00
Remember when John Travolta mispronounced Idina Menzel's name at the Oscars? Jeff was unfamiliar so we had to dig up the clip to celebrate it. Alie Ward is back and we get to the bottom of how g...
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Jimmy Pardo Owes Me $20 from 2018-04-23T03:00
I'm experimenting with making the title of the one-on-one interview shows a full sentence or phrase like the above instead of just the guest's name. What do you think? Make your mind up after yo...
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The Alison Quiz V.2, Tropical Attire Encouraged, Problematic Peanut Butter from 2018-04-19T03:00
Who knows Alison best? Is it her husband? Her producer? Her pals? The listeners? Play along at home. Also the backstory of Alison's book