#322: 26 Million Could Have Bought Gas - a podcast by All Things Comedy|Wondery

from 2021-05-14T21:08

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1- Pipeline is down. Price is up. Memorial Day is coming.
2- Let me fill these gas cans and light this here cigarette.
3- Take off that mask.
4- Bankrupt? Only morally.
5- Hey, kid. Want a gun?
6- I’ll be damned. A good guy with a gun.
7- Tent City. The good kind.
8- Goodbye, Ellen.
9- See what had happened was I washed that ticket...