Podcasts by Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

Senseless Survey: "They don't have arms" from 2023-12-11T07:17:59

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"No touchy, touchy" from 2023-12-07T07:46:13

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A prank with a valuable lesson from 2023-12-06T07:30:52

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"I'm looking for an au pair" from 2023-12-05T06:53:52

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Senseless Survey: You Whacked me, hey?! from 2023-12-04T07:29:41

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"You owe my friend money, pay up!" from 2023-11-30T08:53:21

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So, about your bus trip... from 2023-11-29T08:24:34

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Whackhead says don't try this prank at home from 2023-11-28T08:25:04

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Senseless Survey: "How many people do you know that have been eaten by a lion?" from 2023-11-27T11:47:52

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"Fun in the bedroom? I can bring board games!" from 2023-11-23T07:49:37

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"Seriously, this is my WORST nightmare!" from 2023-11-21T07:49:05

With the help of Whackhead, a son pranks his mom by telling her that he's dating someone way older than him, and even older than her!

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Senseless Survey: Would you pay for 'Reasons for calling' ID? from 2023-11-20T06:50:03

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"You better not sell my table!!!" from 2023-11-16T07:29:45

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SENSELESS SURVEY - Can you describe the taste of milk? from 2023-11-13T08:01:36

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"There were cockroaches running around!" from 2023-11-09T07:49:57

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Used power tools prank from 2023-11-09T04:21:01

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Used braces prank from 2023-11-07T08:08:59

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Senseless Survey- Why do you hate Americans? from 2023-11-06T08:05:11

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Clairvoyant Prank- Did she see this one coming? from 2023-11-02T08:16:40

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Haunted house prank from 2023-10-31T07:11:43

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Webb Ellis Cup prank from 2023-10-26T06:47:51

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Prank on TikTok troll Kieran Williams from 2023-10-24T07:22:52

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Senseless Survey- "Do you have a favourite tooth?" from 2023-10-23T06:59:38

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I'll help you find your wallet, I just need your credit card number from 2023-10-18T06:36:03

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The government needs your chickens from 2023-10-17T07:12:15

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Senseless Survey: "Would you be okay with calling milk, 'cow juice' ?" from 2023-10-16T07:50:29

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A special kind of massage from 2023-10-12T07:59:13

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Sucker for pleasure prank from 2023-10-11T06:37:36

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Senseless Survey: "Do you wish that just once, your nervous system was a confident system?" from 2023-10-09T07:18:43

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Avian flu prank: You can't take my chickens! from 2023-10-05T07:21:35

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The MOST confusing prank ever from 2023-10-04T07:21:31

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Prank: Sorry, I can't be in your wedding anymore. from 2023-10-03T07:43:05

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Senseless Survey: Have your pants ever caught on fire after telling a lie? from 2023-10-02T08:07:57

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Prank: Iva Hugeas report to information from 2023-09-28T07:33:03

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Please don't look at her! from 2023-09-27T08:19:57

Are you okay with your partner getting a massage? And what about when a cleaner walks in on her naked and won't look away - well, this man can't bear it!

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Senseless Survey- Have you ever finished a pencil? from 2023-09-26T09:05:17

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Would you like to upgrade your hooter prank from 2023-09-06T11:08:55

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Nude cruise prank from 2023-09-06T10:55:15

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Sometimes the Prank is a flop from 2023-09-06T10:51:15

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Your snake ate my Mitzy from 2023-09-06T10:48:02

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My mouth is still numb - the dental reception prank from 2023-09-06T10:23:08

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Funeral policy prank - Don't leave a bill, leave a will. from 2023-09-06T10:15:42

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Your law degree won't stop this prank from 2023-09-06T10:10:16

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Producer Brad has a song for Sherlin from 2023-09-06T09:58:11

Sherlin is pregnant with twins, and Producer Brad made a song about having a baby.

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Poaching staff prank from 2023-09-06T09:50:35

how would you react if someone calls you up for a reference for people who are still working for you, as they try and poach your staff from you.

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Does it really take 14 years to get payback for being pranked? from 2023-09-06T09:50:19

A payback prank 14 years in the making.

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Performance enhancing drugs for butchers from 2023-09-06T09:23:07

butchers drug test Prank 

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Not ever prank can be a world class prank from 2023-09-06T09:21:42

Apple Store Prank 30 Aug

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Not the best prank in the world, but still funny from 2023-09-06T09:20:34

Apple Store Prank

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You owe us for Belle and Shmeaglel's peticure prank from 2023-09-06T09:17:05

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Dumfart prank from 2023-07-25T06:29:47

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Psychic prank from 2023-07-20T09:07:22

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Please help me get his head out his a#$ from 2023-07-13T09:27:53

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Wasting a telemarketer's time from 2023-07-12T09:03:05

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Senseless Survey- "Is the only thing worse than a cold toilet seat, a warm toilet seat?" from 2023-07-10T08:36:04

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Cloudy with a chance of pranking from 2023-07-05T10:53:55

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Can I use Diesel instead of Petrol? from 2023-07-04T09:48:55

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Senseless Survey: Are cigarettes vegan? from 2023-07-03T07:35:32

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Please just pay my UIF! from 2023-06-29T06:54:33

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A German Shepherd is a dog and a human from 2023-06-26T07:08:29

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Honey, please lie for me from 2023-06-22T06:43:19

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Don't mess with a man and his car from 2023-06-21T09:07:32

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"Tess Cosis-Cheaper" from 2023-06-20T10:56:03

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Senseless Survey: "Are birthday gifts just rewards for not dying?" from 2023-06-19T06:41:58

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"Can I cancel my appointment, please? I'm going to the strip club" from 2023-06-14T09:42:16

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Are you ready to report for duty? from 2023-06-13T06:31:08

An avid Call of Duty player gets pranked by Whackhead when he receives a call to actually report for duty. 

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Senseless Survey: "Do Transformers buy Life or Car Insurance?" from 2023-06-12T06:27:58

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They're sisters, not twins from 2023-06-06T09:03:12

Whackhead calls up a woman getting ready for breast surgery but shares the sad news that she'll, unfortunately, have to do them one at a time! 

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Senseless Survey- Should you drink 100 glasses of wine? from 2023-06-05T07:22:31

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Telemarketers get pranked...again! from 2023-06-01T09:06:47

Darren “Whackhead” Simpson loves pranking telemarketers and this time around his son joins in and makes this a Whackhead family affair!

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"Maybe the cello is not for you" from 2023-05-31T11:09:26

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Whackhead pranks UB40's Ali Campbell from 2023-05-30T08:11:02

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Senseless Survey: "If you have lost 40% of your hair, should you get a 40% discount at the barber?" from 2023-05-29T10:56:38

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"I'd like to buy a degree, please" from 2023-05-23T09:23:59

In this prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson would like to get his law degree - and by get we mean buy it. His qualification? Well arguing with his wife of course!  

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Senseless Survey- "Do you hold it like a joint or a cigarette?" from 2023-05-22T06:35:35

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is asking all the important yet very senseless questions!

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Is your colon being held hostage? from 2023-05-16T06:35:31

In this prank, Darren reminisces about a prank he pulled on his former colleague Bailey Schneider.

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Senseless Survey: "How do you get a milk stain out of a white shirt?" from 2023-05-15T08:06:04

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'We don't share undies here!' from 2023-05-10T06:30:32

How far would you go for a neighbour? 

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She got it from her mom from 2023-05-09T06:32:14

In this prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson receives a little disclaimer from the father of the woman being pranked; her behaviour does not come from him!

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Please give me the kiss of life from 2023-05-04T09:34:35

It's hard not to have some feelings for someone that has saved your life, but usually, those feelings are gratitude and admiration- not love. Well, Whackhead is calling up a paramedic an claimin...

Senseless Survey: Is mayonnaise just sandwich lube? from 2023-05-02T07:47:50

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Bleep central from 2023-04-26T06:42:52

Prime hydration is the most popular drink in the world right now, with many trying to get their hands on it. And in an effort to get their hands on this liquid gold, this prank victim got scamme...

Another telemarketer prank from 2023-04-25T10:56:40

These telemarketers just can't catch a break. 

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Is your head too small to power your body? from 2023-04-24T08:57:43

This is your Senseless Survey. How many questions will Darren "Whackhead" Simpson ask an unsuspecting victim and dupe them into thinking it's serious and for the country and it's the census- it'...

Wasting a telemarketers time from 2023-04-20T09:01:31

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"Okay my turn now" Pranking a telemarketer from 2023-04-18T07:01:55

In this prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson turns the tables on a telemarketer. 

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Speaking 'Afrikaans' to someone in Amsterdam from 2023-04-13T08:04:27

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Pranking the Scammer from 2023-04-12T07:07:47

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"Is Vicks just spicy Vaseline?" from 2023-04-11T10:28:38

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Oops, you've got the incorrect email address. from 2023-04-04T10:50:41

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"Are debt cards the reason we don't find money on the ground anymore?" from 2023-04-03T06:57:21

This is the Senseless Survey, a series where Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and cons them into thinking that it's serious but it's actually senseless.

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The AI Prank from 2023-03-30T06:42:14

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This woman is too sweet to be pranked from 2023-03-29T11:22:32

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Are fruit flies healthier than normal flies? from 2022-04-19T07:12:01

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Maybe your overweight wife broke her shoes from 2022-04-14T11:57:27

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Your knee operation could cause erectile dysfunction from 2022-04-12T11:08

Whackhead calls up a man preparing to go into surgery and tells him the knee operation he's getting might cause erectile dysfunction. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was the guy who invented the hug a weirdo? from 2022-04-11T07:07:02

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Painting emojis on employees faces to let them know they're retrenched from 2022-04-06T06:47:10

Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson calls up a face painter and asks her to paint a thumbs down emoji on the faces of the employees he wants to retrench. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pest control, please get rid of my mother-in-law! from 2022-04-05T06:33

Can Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson go home after this  prank!? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What age can one speak to strangers? from 2022-04-04T06:44

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren Simpson calls up a complete stranger posing as a government official working for the Census Bureau aka the Senseless Bureau. See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

Whackhead pranks Will Smith from 2022-03-29T06:31

In this 2004 throwback prank, Darren hijacks a YOU magazine interview with Will Smith to play a prank. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man will do anything for hot blonde 'Jennifer' from 2022-03-24T06:45:54

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Please take my package into Thailand for me from 2022-03-23T06:37:04

A man who is already paranoid about travelling to Thailand is contacted by Whackhead pretending to be an Asian man needing his packages taken into Thailand.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

There's no cool way to chase a bouncing ping pong ball from 2022-03-22T07:36

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I'm your young son's 52-year-old girlfriend! from 2022-03-17T08:22:36

When a mother asks Whackhead to prank her son, Whackhead and the son end up pranking the mom instead! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm scrapping your car! from 2022-03-15T07:48:24

Whackhead plays the part of a tow truck driver who tells a man his damaged car is getting sold for parts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets angry when furniture store says his account isn't paid from 2022-03-14T12:18:52

Even though this guy has paid his account in full, Russells keeps contacting him and now, Whackhead is calling pretending to be from the furniture store. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Senseless Survey: Isn't adulthood mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't from 2022-03-14T12:11

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Whackhead puts a call centre agent on hold from 2022-03-10T07:00

In today's prank, Whackhead puts a call centre agent on hold and plays music while he does it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's been four years, but I want my cats back! from 2022-03-09T11:16

Roger wanted to prank his wife and got Whackhead to play the role of 'Mark', a man who supposedly handed in his cats to the shelter four years ago. The cats were then adopted by Roger and Petra. No...

Irresponsible mechanic drops take-aways in client's car from 2022-03-08T06:32:27

If your car is your pride and joy, the last thing you want to hear is that your mechanic has taken it for a joy ride on their lunch break. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Inappropriate marriage counselor from 2022-02-09T09:18

What happens when Darren Whackhead Simpson calls a jealous guy who's fiancée pretends to have gone to a counselor without telling him first? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How to get away with scamming from 2022-02-08T06:57

Challenge accepted! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson swindles a woman who previously swore that she'd never fall for a scam.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Schoolboy Casanova from 2022-02-01T06:51:10

Teaming up with Whackhead, 16-year-old Fabian tricks his dad into thinking that he's been caught kissing his 21-year-old teacher, Miss Muriel in the school bathrooms. See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Water's flavour is its temperature from 2022-01-31T08:08

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson brings a little silliness to Kfm Mornings with his Senseless Survey. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Detention for declining teachers FB request from 2022-01-27T08:22

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Petty neighbour from hell from 2022-01-25T07:04

In the 5-months that Diane has been living in her top floor apartment, she's received numerous complaints from her downstairs neighbour. Whachead Simpson steps in to escalate the situation.  See o...

Too much pizza gives you pizzeria from 2022-01-24T06:42

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson brings a little silliness to Kfm Mornings with his Senseless Survey. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Calling podiatrist about wife's camel toe condition from 2022-01-20T07:39:41

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Mature man looking for love on Gumtree from 2022-01-18T06:55

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up an older gentleman who's looking for a romantic connection on Gumtree.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you dilute water? from 2022-01-17T06:55

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random man under the guise of a government official and poses a range of silly questions to see how long before the victim hangs up See omnystudio.com/listene...

School boy caught cheating in a test from 2022-01-13T06:32:41

This prank sees Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson play the role of a school guidance counsellor. Teaming up with a high schooler, the duo call up the school boy's mother and lead her to believe that her s...

Senseless Survey: What does water taste like? from 2022-01-10T06:50

Kfm Mornings chat Cape Town's parliament fire before Darren Whackhead Simpson kicks off the first Senseless Survey of 2022!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Magic Mike the love doctor from 2021-12-17T06:59:43

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson poses as a powerful love doctor and helps his prank victim cast a spell on her cheating boyfriend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

'battery-operated boyfriend' recall from 2021-12-14T07:29:42

Get ready to blush! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a woman into thinking that there's something wrong with her 'battery-operated boyfriend'. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're not ugly, you're just not your type from 2021-12-13T08:23

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person a poses a set of nonsensical questions to test how long before the call is ended. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Husband's furious reaction to overpriced vet bill from 2021-12-09T07:41

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson teams up with a lady to prank her short-fused husband. The husband is unhappy with the vet bill. He's upset and constantly moaning about the amount of money he has to pay...

Darren shares Rassie prank backstory from 2021-12-08T07:09

Darren tells the story of when he received a phone call from Warren Gatland's lawyer prior to airing his prank on Kfm Mornings... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What time do you switch from coffee to wine? from 2021-12-06T06:48

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person a poses a set of nonsensical questions to test how long before the call is ended. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Santa's community service from 2021-12-02T08:10

Santa has a gig, but first he has something to confess... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can I speak to one of your ninjas? from 2021-12-01T07:03:27

When a call starts off with 'Can I speak to one of your ninjas?' you know it's going to be a good prank! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hout Bay Hoover hitman strikes again from 2021-11-30T07:01

Michael runs a deep cleaning business with his family. His wife describes him as gentle and gullible — so she concocts a plan with Darren "Whackhead" Simpson to give her husband a bit of a scare. ...

What part of your smartphone is smart? from 2021-11-29T07:27

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson comes up with a list of the most ridiculous questions and looks to a random person for answers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fake engagement ring from 2021-11-25T06:37:55

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What did things taste like before chicken? from 2021-11-22T08:42

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Road rage fight goes too far from 2021-11-18T08:29:53

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Timeshare nightmare from 2021-11-16T07:20

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Ever had to do origami in the toilet from 2021-11-15T07:01

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Telemarketers can have bad days too from 2021-11-11T06:43

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Eskom prank falls flat from 2021-11-09T08:12

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Are there animals that need glasses? from 2021-11-08T06:41

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Adult toy recall from 2021-11-04T06:54:35

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Boo! It's Halloween.net from 2021-11-03T10:06

Whackhead Simpson's Halloween prank sees him trying to sell a R500 treat pack filled with Niknaks, fizzers, bar-ones and more. Playing Jeffrey from Halloween.net, Whackhead harasses poor Zelda to ...

Maternity clothes for men with beer bellies from 2021-11-02T06:42:46

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You sound like you swallowed a dictionary from 2021-10-28T06:51

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Whackhead caught in the act from 2021-10-26T07:35:28

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Do you prefer Doritos, Fritos or mosquitos? from 2021-10-25T08:42:03

Senseless Survey with Whackhead Simpson: Every Monday at 8.10am on Kfm Mornings.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Broken telephone from 2021-10-21T11:49:46

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Blockage in your sewerage system from 2021-10-19T07:14

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Do you shampoo your eyebrows? from 2021-10-18T07:09:57

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Hotel reception lullaby from 2021-10-14T08:39:02

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson receives 5-star service from a hotel when he asks the receptionist to sing him to sleep. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cat scan for my wife from 2021-10-12T07:30:26

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed from 2021-10-11T07:38

Senseless Survey with Whackhead Simpson on Kfm Mornings. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Unusual gun shop request from 2021-10-07T07:52:12

Darren shares a hilarious call between a gun shop owner and an angry man with a strange request. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ghost of a spider you killed from 2021-10-04T06:31

Senseless Survey: Whackhead Simpson calls up a random citizen and dupes her into thinking that they're answering questions for their country. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

R1000 deposit car scam from 2021-09-30T07:10

It's every person's nightmare. Putting down a hefty deposit for something online only to find out that you've been scammed.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Facebook subscription fee from 2021-09-29T07:28:31

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Magic Mike is the ultimate love doctor from 2021-09-28T06:36:54

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson poses as a powerful love doctor and helps his prank victim cast a spell on her cheating boyfriend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Passwords are like underwear from 2021-09-27T06:52:51

Catch the Senseless Survey, every Monday at 8.10am on Kfm Mornings. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ex wants his first love back from 2021-09-16T07:25:42

Whackhead Simpson helps best man prank groom-to-be ahead of wedding.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get your lover back with Magic Mike from 2021-09-15T06:45

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson poses as a powerful love doctor and helps his prank victim cast a spell on her cheating boyfriend.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Extreme way to deal with telemarketers from 2021-09-14T06:57

Just when we thought we've heard it all, Whackhead finds a genius way to scare off a call centre agent. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are prawns just cockroach mermaids? from 2021-09-13T06:41:50

Senseless Survey with Whackhead Simpson on Kfm Mornings. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Snakes on the loose from 2021-09-09T06:32

Acting as a concerned mall manager, the jokester calls up a store and tells the terrified shop assistant that there are snakes on the loose. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you look forward to coming home to your WiFi? from 2021-09-06T08:43:09

Catch the Senseless Survey, every Monday at 8.10am on Kfm Mornings. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Strict father's worst nightmare from 2021-09-02T06:52

A 20-year-old woman teams up with Darren "Whackhead" Simpson to prank her overprotective father. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Banned from network for racy SMSs from 2021-08-31T07:58

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson helps a wife prank her wholesome husband.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Describe how milk tastes from 2021-08-30T06:31:04

Senseless Survey with Whackhead Simpson on Kfm Mornings.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Livid about vet's bill from 2021-08-27T06:49:16

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What is Tartar sauce made from? from 2021-08-23T06:47

Whackhead Simpson asks a ridiculous set of questions under the guise of the census to see how long his prank victim will stay on the line. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I want to paint you from 2021-08-19T07:19:11

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a self-obsessed gym bunny. The kind of guy who spends more time looking at himself in the mirror than actually pumping iron.    See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Flowers for my wife and girlfriend from 2021-08-17T07:39:28

Whackhead Simpson's florist order has poor tannie in a fluster.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Describe your feelings on cabbage from 2021-08-16T06:23

Whackhead Simpson asks a ridiculous set of questions under the guise of the census to see how long his prank victim will stay on the line. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Learner's licence oral exam from 2021-08-05T07:10

A throwback prank from Whackhead Simpson where he tricks a young girl into taking her learner's licence test over the phone.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can't get enough of his minty biscuit from 2021-08-04T06:50:09

Whackhead Simpson replays an infamous British prank where a BBC radio host was having a serious discussion about disabled parking spots until one caller's love for minty biscuits completely deraile...

What is your dumbest friends name? from 2021-08-02T06:59

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Whackhead's Warren Gatland prank from 2021-07-30T06:41:39

Whackhead Simpson pranks the Lions head coach, Warren Gatland in the midst of his back and forth battle with Rassie Erasmus. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mom's exorbitant overseas call from 2021-07-29T07:12

Whackhead Simpson helps a guy who's working in India prank his mom with a pricey reverse charge call.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Accidentally sold your car from 2021-07-27T06:29

Darren Whackhead Simpson's prank victim takes her beloved car for a service, which should be a simple in and out process. But not when Whackhead is involved... See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

What is the opposite of opposite? from 2021-07-26T07:35:17

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Kids without eyebrows from 2021-07-22T07:10:36

Whackhead Simpson makes a desperate plea for kids who are born without eyebrows. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why do balding men look older? from 2021-07-19T07:29:41

How many Senseless Survey questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Diabetes medication hassle from 2021-07-15T07:28

After a few issues with the company handling his diabetes medication, Anton asks his broker to find another supplier. This is where Darren "Whackhead" Simpson comes in. See omnystudio.com/listener...

Last to know that you're in an open relationship from 2021-07-12T08:56

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Your girlfriend and I made a special DVD from 2021-07-08T06:51:25

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Addict calls Gamblers Anonymous from 2021-07-07T08:43

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There's no angry way to say bubbles from 2021-07-05T07:34:06

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SA army needs you for a secret mission from 2021-06-29T06:40:03

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Do you giggle every time you say the word manhole? from 2021-06-28T06:42:02

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Husband returns broken heels from 2021-06-24T06:36:55

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Wife's birthday gift is a complete fail from 2021-06-23T06:56

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Farts are the ghosts of food we've eaten from 2021-06-21T06:40:01

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Is my boyfriend cheating on me? from 2021-06-15T06:51

A young lady is convinced that her boyfriend is unfaithful. Whackhead helps her with proof. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How often are you naked with your shoes on? from 2021-06-14T08:21:04

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Gerald tries the airport's voice assistant from 2021-06-09T07:28:03

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Is it illegal to spray tan a baby? from 2021-06-07T06:25

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My tee shot smashed a window from 2021-06-03T07:16

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Attention: Iva Hugeas from 2021-06-01T06:27

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Looking to hire an au pair from 2021-05-27T08:48

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up an elite au pair agency in England with a specific request.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Failed gun licence competency exam from 2021-05-25T07:12:12

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No classy way to clean a cucumber from 2021-05-24T08:25:49

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Gun shop owner can't stop laughing from 2021-05-18T08:26

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Matt Damon prank interview from 2021-05-13T06:44:18

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Blood donation gone horribly wrong from 2021-05-11T09:28:09

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Hanky panky disturbing the neighbour from 2021-05-06T06:52:48

It's every couple's nightmare. Poor Andrew receives a call from an annoyed neighbour about the recurring inappropriate noises coming from his house. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

May I speak to Mr Dumfart please? from 2021-05-05T07:12:13

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Your new luxury vehicle is being recalled from 2021-05-04T06:24

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a gentleman who's just splurged on a German luxury car.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you get a milk stain out of a white shirt from 2021-05-03T07:46:11

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Mumbling dentist patient from 2021-04-29T07:18:09

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Helium balloon voice disaster from 2021-04-22T06:46:45

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Overly attached girlfriend from 2021-04-21T06:33

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson revenges a love scammer as a crazy in love girlfriend. 

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Pretorius last name needs to change to Tshwane from 2021-04-15T06:50:15

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granddaughter wants 'just a beaver' from 2021-04-14T09:50

In this short and silly prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays a naive granny who calls up a farm animal store about a gift that her granddaughter's been pining for.
Granny's innocent inquiry ...

Moment of silence for Remax Founder Reginald Maximus from 2021-04-13T06:46:31

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson prank sees him disguised as a senior representative from the RE/MAX headquarters.

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You killed my warthog from 2021-04-07T06:43:07

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Your baby teeth are still out there somewhere from 2021-04-06T09:27

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

How many will he manage to ask before the ...

The food from your restaurant has given me terrible gas from 2021-03-25T07:16:11

In this clip, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls a fancy restaurant and complains that the food he has eaten there has given him a terrible case of gas.

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What is the Square root of South Africa? from 2021-03-23T07:22

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a range of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

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Conversation between Eskom and SANRAL from 2021-03-17T06:25

You won't believe what you're about to hear...

In this crossed-line prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson connects Eskom and Sanral, two government parastatals that aren't exactly on South Afr...

Glass and Tin engagement ring from 2021-03-16T06:37

This prank is kind of messed up, but so hilarious!

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson teams up with the recently engaged Hein. He proposed to his girlfriend with a diamond and white gold engagemen...

Is adulthood the worst neighbourhood that you've lived in? from 2021-03-15T06:38

Whackhead calls up a random person and asks a range of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

 

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Psychic and the nonbeliever husband from 2021-03-11T06:56:46

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's victim has been set up by his wife, an avid psychic believer.

Her biker husband is sceptic about fortune tellers, so to pull his leg, she arms Whackhead with p...

Your account is OUTSTANDING! from 2021-03-10T06:34

Sometimes, it's all about perspective. One person can look at their rate bill and read 'outstanding' as an unfavourable, while others see it as a compliment.

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is ...

Do you ever get out of breath while eating? from 2021-03-08T06:36

How many questions will Whackhead manage to ask before his prank victim catches on?

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Hypnotise my lover to never leave me from 2021-03-05T07:03

Whackhead connects with a desperate man looking to hypnotise his lover to be with him forever!


What could possibly go wrong?

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Magic Mike, teach me how to fly from 2021-03-04T06:42

Darren Simpson's agency represents a handful of magicians as part of their talent portfolio. Every once in a while, the company receives calls and emails from fans who are 100% convinced that the m...

What the Vuk? from 2021-03-02T06:40

The name's Vuk. But understandably people often mispronounce it. 

And if you're anything like Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, you get a kick out of purposefully butchering the name. 

...

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? from 2021-03-01T06:52

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

How many will he manage to ask before the ...

Don't mess with my sister from 2021-02-26T06:25

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson joins forces with a 20-something woman whose brother is known for being extremely overprotective. 

Her brother is well aware that she is in a new relationship, b...

Customer complains his pizza has no topping from 2021-02-23T07:25:13

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Take your family on a guilt trip during the pandemic from 2021-02-22T06:33

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

How many will he manage to ask before the ...

Neighbour, please pass me some pants from 2021-02-18T06:35

You can lean on your neighbours for a cup of sugar, but what about a pair of pants?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays a neighbour who's been caught out by his wife with another woman — and ...

Head over heels in love with a paramedic from 2021-02-16T06:37

It's a classic love story: Paramedic does his job and saves man; man misunderstands and falls head over heels in love.

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls his life-saving hero and professes h...

Do you meditate a lot or just now and zen? from 2021-02-15T07:13

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

How many will he manage to ask before the ...

Animal noises for Jennifer from 2021-02-11T06:37

Prepare yourself for cringe!

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's Jennifer persona is known for getting herself into some interesting situations.

She calls an American dating chatline and...

Your snake ate my poodle from 2021-02-10T07:09

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson takes advantage of a real-life situation where a pet snake went missing in a neighbourhood.

The fully grown python escaped its cage prompting the couple to searc...

Have you ever tried to see-saw by yourself? from 2021-02-08T07:36:06

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

How many will he manage to ask before the ...

Store Assistant caught between couple's fight from 2021-02-05T06:27

Darren "Wheakhead" Simpson plays the part of two people in this prank: a shopaholic wife and a husband who's not at all thrilled by this habit. 

Posing as the wife, Whackhead calls a cloth...

Bus trip with criminals from 2021-02-04T06:30

Whackhead calls from the bus company and as a courtesy notifies the family that 75% of the other passengers are convicted criminals.

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's prank victim has been set ...

Case of mistaken identity from 2021-02-03T06:48

Receiving constant calls from a debt collector searching for a completely different person is nothing short of annoying.

No matter how many times you explain that they have the wrong numbe...

Don't mess with mama's boy from 2021-02-02T07:05

At first, he was failing math, then he got a tutor and aced his exam. 

Posing as a Guidance Counsellor, Whackhead calls a mother about her son's achievement and instead of a congratulatory...

Body Corporate bully from 2021-01-27T06:27

In this prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays an overbearing Estate Manager. 

He calls a tenant after learning that he's built a Lapa without approval from the Body Corporate. 

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I have a Masters Degree from 2021-01-26T06:51

Whackhead's prank victim is understandably upset following a call with an auto centre. 

Just as the call ended, he overheard the mechanic he was talking to say, "Hierdie ou is 'n onnosel!"...

Jogging is much more fun when you don't do it from 2021-01-25T06:45:41

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa and dupes him/her into thinking that they're answering questions for the...

Stolen alarm system from 2021-01-22T06:44

Oh boy, this is a goodie! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's prank victim recently changed his alarm system provider. 

Usually, what happens in cases like this, the original provider removes its...

Blood donation gone wrong from 2021-01-20T06:34

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up the South African National Blood Services and offers to make a blood donation. 

But as you know with Whackhead, there's always an inconvenient catch.  Listen

Was learning cursive really necessary? from 2021-01-18T06:38

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a range of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

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Interview with a horrible boss from 2021-01-14T06:26

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson puts his prank victim in a catch-22 situation when he phones for a job interview but as a horrible boss. 

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Stuck at Beitbridge border from 2021-01-13T06:31:44

In this prank, Whackhead plays a man stuck at the Beitbridge border between South Africa and Zimbabwe.

He calls a South African official based at the border post to let him know that he is...

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out of its nose? from 2021-01-11T06:26:57

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a range of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line!

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Jennifer gets into the festive spirit from 2020-12-17T06:53:36

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Producer Brad is not ashamed to be a 'Gas Braaier' from 2020-12-17T06:43:43

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The nastiest, and most offensive cough from 2020-12-15T06:38:56

Kfm Mornings countdown the most popular Whackhead pranks of 2020. 

In this prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls a doctors office with a cough so bad, he can barely hold a conversation.<...

Ever pulled a muscle avoiding your neighbour? from 2020-12-14T06:21:57

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Buying mommy a Christmas gift from the adult shop from 2020-12-11T06:52

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is up to his usual tricks again!

In this prank, he plays a young child and calls the local adult store to find out what he can buy his mom for Christmas. 
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Cold calling neighbours for a Christmas invite from 2020-12-10T06:46

It's Christmas season and everyone is in the spirit of giving. 

Or are they? Whackhead puts this to the test by calling up neighbours to ask for a spot at their Christmas lunch table. 
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Bad Santa is on the naughty list from 2020-12-08T06:59

The setup: A company has booked Santa for a charity event they're organising in a shopping mall.

Whackhead plays this guy and calls the organiser ahead of the event to confirm a few detail...

Do you know Yoda's surname? from 2020-12-07T06:33:06

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen and dupes them into thinking that they're answering questions for their country.

Listen to find out how m...

Breast milk is the only cure from 2020-12-04T06:35

DISCLAIMER: This prank is for mature audiences only.

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson wreaks havoc in his most daring prank yet. 

Posing as a chap named Craig, Whackhead convinced his u...

Afrikaans translator scam from 2020-12-03T06:53

Ever since his debut as a sepiester on Suidooster, Darren Simpson has been trying to incorporate more Afrikaans into his pranks. 

He knows that his command of the local language is anythin...

Don't mess with my Audi TT from 2020-12-01T06:29

We all know somebody who's overly fond of their car. 

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up an Audi TT driver whose car is in for a service. 

It was almost too easy to grind his gea...

Describe how it feels to be constipated in one word from 2020-11-30T08:36:29

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Producer Brad's Diabetes song from 2020-11-26T06:48

Die-hard Kfm Mornings fans will know that the breakfast show's producer, Brad O'Regan has Type 1 Diabetes. 

To mark Diabetes Awareness month, he teamed up with DJ Darkness to create a ligh...

Car insurance hang-up challenge from 2020-11-25T06:46:27

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Ever refer to bread as raw toast? from 2020-11-23T07:32:37

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You should enter Idols from 2020-11-18T06:55

We all know someone who's constantly singing, whether it's in the car, the shower or while doing chores.

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson poses as a producer from Idols.

He calls up his...

Whackhead wake-up call from 2020-11-17T06:34

With marketing budgets low, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson takes matters into his own hands.

Just before the breakfast show begins, Whackhead takes the initiative to call up random Capetonians...

'Guy' is the laziest name for a son from 2020-11-16T07:12

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen and dupes him/her into thinking that they're answering questions for their country.

Listen to find out ho...

Customer service going the extra mile from 2020-11-12T07:15

In this prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays a father of a baby girl.

He calls customer service under the guise of needing help with his online banking.

When baby starts crying...

Neighbour won't clean up after her dog from 2020-11-11T06:51

Darren "Whackhead' Simpson is known for his outlandish characters. 

In this prank, he plays a Spanish-speaking man (in case you can't tell by his questionable accent) and calls a neighbour...

Men who wear flip-flops should get pedicures from 2020-11-09T06:39

In case you missed it!

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send him over the edge?

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Help, there's a bug in my nose from 2020-11-06T08:17

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson revives his simple-minded Craig character to prank a doctor's office.

The story is that he's been to the bushes for the weekend and had a bug fly into his nose. ...

Language barrier means wrong order from China from 2020-11-05T06:56:52

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US election prank from 2020-11-04T07:34

It's a nail-biting fight to the 2020 US Presidential race between President Donald Trump and Democrat Joe Biden. 

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson throwback to a prank from a foreign radio stati...

Day with the lowest crime rate is Mother's Day from 2020-11-03T07:06

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions on his Senseless Survey before he gets caught out!

How many qu...

Mr William Webb Ellis and Kisseng Langoobye from 2020-11-02T06:25:10

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson revives one of his older pranks from 2007 when South Africa beat England 15-6 in the Rugby World Cup.

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Psychic Johan will blow your mind from 2020-10-29T06:37

Thabisele reached out to Darren "Whackhead" Simpson to prank her boyfriend, Lunga. She explains that he is looking for answers in life and is a big believer in psychics. 

Whackhead plays '...

Please put me through to your boss Simon Gear from 2020-10-28T06:34

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays an old lady frustrated by the weather. 

Naturally, she phones up the weather forecasting office to ask if they can please adjust the temperature so it feel...

Are magicians great at shoplifting? from 2020-10-26T07:10:01

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa and dupes them into thinking that they're answering questions for their ...

Bride-to-be pranks sedated fiancé from 2020-10-21T06:44

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson considered this prank a flop until he learnt that the guy he was trying to prank was heavily sedated on pain killers.

Commissioned by the bride-to-be, Whackhead ...

Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction? from 2020-10-20T06:57:49

A throwback to when Whackhead pranked new presenter, Tholi B, on his second day at 947 (Kfm's sister station). 

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How would life be if humans had antlers? from 2020-10-19T06:59

In case you missed it!

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send him over the edge?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson phones up a random citiz...

Pranking the Telkom lady, aka the original Siri from 2020-10-16T06:55

Long before Siri, there was Telkom Enquiries.

The OG assistant helped us find phone numbers and even told the exact time, to the second (Didn't we have watches?).

Darren "Whackhea...

Your dog's impregnated mine, pay maintenance from 2020-10-15T07:32

Your dog is pregnant. What do you do? Claim for puppy maintenance, of course!

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a 'neighbour' to let him know that his dog is a father to seven newborns a...

Producer Brad's Croc song from 2020-10-14T06:38:14

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Scammer tries to fool police officer from 2020-10-13T06:41

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The stress of finishing cereal before it's soggy from 2020-10-12T06:42

Every Monday, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions on his Senseless Survey before he gets caught out!

How man...

Sorry ma'am, we have to recall your battery operated boyfriend from 2020-10-09T06:31

Get ready to blush! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a woman into thinking that there's something wrong with her 'battery-operated boyfriend'. 

In what is possibly his most mortifying pra...

BOO! Guess who? It's Halloween.net from 2020-10-08T06:32

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson once again plays the worst telemarketer in the world. This time he acts as Jeffrey from Halloween.net and harasses Zelda in a bid to get her to buy a R500 variety pack. Listen

Taking a gap year in Aspen from 2020-10-06T06:35

There's little more exciting to high schoolers than the thought of leaving home, seeing the world and figuring out who you are outside of school. 

When a son opts for a gap year in Aspen h...

Is your day filled with appointments or disappointments? from 2020-10-05T06:51

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa and dupes him/her into thinking that they're answering questions for the...

We're reporting you to the Farmville SPCA from 2020-10-01T06:34

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson joins forces with a self-proclaimed Farmville addict to prank her gatvol husband.

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Producer Brad pens a song for soon-to-be father, Rameez Khan from 2020-09-30T06:42

Becoming a parent for the first time is a life-changing event. From sleep deprivation, bottle duty to sucking snot from your newborn's nose! 

Producer Brad does his best to prepare soon-to...

Sir, you need to pay your e-toll bill from 2020-09-29T06:43:16

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How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones? from 2020-09-28T06:23

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa and dupes him/her into thinking that they're answering questions for the...

Beryl wants to rent-a-hubby from 2020-09-23T08:14

Posing as 72-year-old Beryl, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls 'Rent-A-Hubby' to help fix a problem she has.

It becomes apparent pretty soon that Beryl and innocent Wayne are not on the sam...

Sorry, we accidentally gave you the wrong dental plate from 2020-09-22T06:33:11

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Is unwrapping a cupcake like taking off the pastry's underpants? from 2020-09-21T07:22

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send her over the edge?

 

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Wedding DJ woes from 2020-09-17T07:34:18

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Customer Service the French way from 2020-09-15T06:38

This prank sees Darren "Whackhead" Simpson playing on French clichés like baguettes, wine and love-making. 

He calls on a gentleman who's having problems with his Renault as a stereotypica...

Can you pound in nails with your hammer toe? from 2020-09-14T07:07:15

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Beryl needs a doctor to find her husband's head from 2020-09-11T06:35

Posing as elderly Beryl, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls a gastroenterologist office to enquire about their services.

The poor receptionist can barely contain her laughter after hearing w...

Is everything a free sample if you can run fast? from 2020-09-07T08:43:20

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Flou grappies from 2020-09-02T09:10

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's pranks have officially gone bilingual. 

He calls up random stores and hits them with his flou-est Afrikaans jokes (Tracey Lange would be proud!). 

Unf...

Napoleon Dynamite soundboard from 2020-09-01T10:14

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays a prank using nothing but a soundboard with phrases from 2004 cult-classic Napoleon Dynamite. 

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Do you have trouble making and keeping imaginary friends? from 2020-08-31T09:08:59

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Selling life insurance to a guy who sells life insurance from 2020-08-28T08:32:49

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Wat se soort honde verkoop jy? from 2020-08-27T08:45:45

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Opening the neighbours mail from 2020-08-26T10:23

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Is there an elegant way to smell your fingers? from 2020-08-24T08:59:46

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa and dupes him/her into thinking that they're answering questions for the...

Whackhead the Indonesian language teacher from 2020-08-21T08:30:03

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Inquiring about rent-a-hubby services from 2020-08-20T08:31

Posing as 72-year-old Beryl, Whackhead calls rent-a-hubby to inquire about their services. 

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Pranking John Perlman from 2020-08-19T08:32:38

Whackhead throws back to when he pranked John Perlman on Kaya FM.

Kfm 94.5's sister station, 702, announced today that current affairs broadcaster John Perlman will be joining the station ...

Mom, I'm in love with a 52-year old woman! from 2020-08-18T08:29

If you contact Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson with an idea for a prank, you better make sure it's a good one!

Jenny initially reached out to Whackhead hoping to prank her son, but because her ...

Breakfast war: Would French Toast surrender to the English Muffin? from 2020-08-17T08:28

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions on his Senseless Survey before he gets caught out! 

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Sorry, no gun licence for you my friend! from 2020-08-13T08:53

Getting your gun licence in South Africa is not an easy feat (thankfully!).

One part of the tedious process is the licencing department calling up references to find out if the applicant i...