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F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey

F*CK YOU, I’M SMARTER is a game show where Kelly Wallace-Barnhill and Lindsey Gentile compete with a guest to be crowned “The Smartest Person In The Room”.

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119. Season Recap - Goodbye for now, kids! from 2022-01-31T08:00

It's so hard.... to say goodbye... to yesterday.....

Dry your eye, we are just taking a little recess and we will be back! It's been 119 amazing episodes and we want to take a little hiat...

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118. Jubilee&NIGELTHREETIMES Know A Lot About Hello Kitty from 2022-01-24T08:00:27

This week's special episode is from a super fun Twitch Livestream that we did a few weeks back with Lindsey's sister and return guest Jubilee and her rockstar boyfriend NIGELTHREETIMES. 

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117. Most Under The Radar Drag Queen - Billy Francesca from 2022-01-17T08:30

We are starting this year off with a BANG of a good time with this week's guest Billy Francesca!!! Known as an "over-the-top drag queen without a wig", this performer proves to be as smart as he...

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116. Brought to You by the Letter - Ben Franklin from 2022-01-03T08:00

SPECIAL CROSSOVER EPISODE ALERT! WOOOO HOOOOO!!! This week we want to play for you a super fun episode we recorded with younger-than-Kelly-and-Lindsey besties, Carly and Kelsey of the super grea...

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115. Thank you Jesus, it's a NEW YEAR!!! from 2021-12-27T21:32:20

New Year, New YOU!!!!!!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!! LET'S DO OUR NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS IN THE SPRING BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE. TERRIBLE. HORRIBLE. EVERYTHING IS A BUST. 

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114. Happy Christmas, Ya Turds! from 2021-12-20T08:00

Jesus is the reason for the season - and good news! This episode is all about Jesus! Not really. It actually has very little to do with Jesus at all. In fact, this episode has nothing to do with...

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113. SPECIAL BONUS EP! - Wild Nights With Rocky Powell from 2021-12-13T08:00

Surprise! 'Tis the season for a Special Bonus Ep Day! This special bonus episode is from a few weeks back when Kelly and Lindsey were guests on the hilarious podcast- 'Wild Nights With Rocky Pow...

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112. Greg Vs. Jack from The Weather is Crazy Pod from 2021-12-06T10:38:25

Holy Moly! It's another double whammy! This week cohosts of the very funny 'The Weather's Crazy Podcast', Greg and Jack, go head to head and try to outsmart one another in games about everything...

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111. Kelsey Perkins Vs. Carly Rumpf from 2021-11-29T08:00

It's a special duo day on F*ck You, I'm Smarter! This week we have Kelsey and Carly, cohosts of the super fun podcast 'Brought To You By The Letter'. K&C are two besties that have way too much i...

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110. Kelly's Sister Is The Eighth Wonder Of The World from 2021-11-22T08:00

POP QUIZ, BABIES! That's right! This episode is for all of our infant listeners because Kelly's sister had a BABY!!!!! KELLY IS OFFICIALLY AN AUNTIE!!! COOL AUNT ALERT! WE REPEAT, COOL AUNT ALER...

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109. Rocky Powell Is One Wild Child from 2021-11-15T08:00

BOY OH BOY OH BOY did we have a wild time with the host of 'Wild Nights With Rocky', Rocky Powell?! We did! 

Rocky joins us from the east coast to chat about science fairs, being the clas...

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108. POP QUIZ - Ancient Greeks/Veteran's Day from 2021-11-09T17:17:46

Veteran's Day is this week and nothing says Veteran's Day like a quiz about Ancient Greeks. They were the OG Veteran's weren't they? Kind of? Whatever. 

More importantly, do you know the ...

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107. Ever Mainard Was The High School Mascot from 2021-11-02T03:26:42

Writer, actor and comedian Ever Mainard is on the show this week and it's a real fun one so get ready! It's also officially November, which is Native American History month so Lindsey starts our...

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106. Spine Whips and Nipple Belts with Mike Malandra from 2021-10-25T20:05:13

Happy Halloweeeeeennnnie! Because this week is our final Halloween episode and spooky season is coming to an end, we bring in Halloween expert and horror movie enthusiast Mike Malandra to talk a...

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105. Future Lady Doctor - Jackie Brubaker from 2021-10-17T20:57:01

What a pleasure it is to have this week's guest, the one and only, Jackie Brubaker. She's an activist, she's a baker, she's a musical theatre actress, she's a podcaster.... she's now she's a LAD...

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104. Formerly Known As Columbus Day from 2021-10-08T19:50:11

Goodbye Christopher Columbus and HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO Native Americans! Do you know what state was the first state to recognize Indigenous Peoples' Day instead of Columbus Day? We will give you a ...

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103. Rock Out With Your OCT Out from 2021-10-04T02:47:18

Happy Spooky Season you little critters! It's time to bust out your sweaters, carve some pumpkins and snack on some circus peanuts. 

And because nothing is more fall than pumpkin spice ev...

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102. Scout Durwood Was A Pool Rat from 2021-09-27T07:00

Light up a doobie cause this one is a fun little doozy. We have actor, comedian, cabaret star and former Susan Miller fan....Scout Durwood aka Lady Scountington!!!!!! Hey girl, hey!

Becau...

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101. Summer vs Fall - A Seasonal Rivalry from 2021-09-20T07:00

Goodbye summer and helllllllllo fall. This week we are falling out of love with summer and falling into bed with fall. We are saying "so long" to summer and "farewell no longer" to fall! Summer ...

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100. Myka Fox Was Kicked Out Of Her Friend Group Twice from 2021-09-08T16:34:52

Oh boy, oh boy! Do we have a treat for you! This week we sit down with comedian, writer and Twitter extraordinaire MYKA FOX!!

When we asked Myka what her favorite subjects were she stumpe...

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99. Enjoy The Fruits Of Your Labor! from 2021-09-06T19:39:35

Happy happy Labor Day!!!!! What does Labor Day mean to you? Does it mean sitting in the pool with a wine spritzer in your hand? Does it mean working time and and half and making that dough, bro?...

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98. Corey Podell Is Totally Boy Crazy from 2021-08-30T07:00

Summer break is over and it's back to class, kiddos! This week we go back to school masked and vaxed with actor, writer, director and faux Phish fan Corey Podell. 

Because Corey listened ...

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97. Pop Quiz Part 2! - Dueling Road Trips from 2021-08-23T07:00

Summer is almost over so let's make the most of it! ARE YOU READY FOR MORE ROAD TRIP TALK!?!?!? Well, you came to the right place! 

This week Kelly and Lindsey are still not ready to go b...

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97. Pop Quiz Part 2! - Dueling Road Trips from 2021-08-23T07:00

Summer is almost over so let's make the most of it! ARE YOU READY FOR MORE ROAD TRIP TALK!?!?!? Well, you came to the right place! 

This week Kelly and Lindsey are still not ready to go b...

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96. Pop Quiz! - Dueling Road Trips - Part 1 from 2021-08-16T07:00

What happens when Kelly and Lindsey go on dueling road trips? They make a pop quiz out of it, of course. 

This week Kelly and Lindsey catch up and talk about their summer vacations and qu...

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95. Food Fight! Podcast - Bonus Ep - 'Coffee Talk' from 2021-08-09T07:00

Who is ready for a little COFFEE TALK?! You are? Great! Kelly and Lindsey are currently on a little summer vacation, so please enjoy a special bonus episode from their episode on 'Food Fight the...

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94. Brooke Van Poppelen vs. Andrea Wallace from 2021-08-02T07:00

Whoa Nelly! Do we have a show for you? Yes! This week the hosts of 'Side Work Podcast', Brooke Van Poppelen and Andrea Wallace, go head to head and things get feisty AF! 

We start our sch...

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93. Pop Quiz - Vaginas&Alaska vs. Hawaii from 2021-07-26T07:00

Who is ready for a pop quiz all about Vaginas, Alaska and Hawaii? Duh, we all are! 

Well, if you ever had any questions about your vagina or anyone else's vagina, Lindsey is here to play ...

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92. Dave Abed - America's Sweetheart from 2021-07-19T07:00

Here's the first question of this spectacular episode of FYIS:

"How many dating shows has America's Sweetheart, Dave Abed, been on?" First person to get the answer right wins a date with ...

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91. The Woman In The Horse from 2021-07-12T07:00

Ah yes. The woman in the horse. Who is the woman? Who is the horse? Here's the thing. Even though Lindsey learned who the woman was and who the horse was she still doesn't really know who the wo...

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90. Happy 5th of July! from 2021-07-05T07:00

Happy 4th (actually the 5th) of July, you pretty kitties! We hope last night was filled with love, laughter and the pursuit of happiness or whatever that means. 

For this special Independ...

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89. Pride Month Minisode! from 2021-06-28T07:54:27

HAPPY PRIDE to all you beautiful unicorns out there!!!! Because we we've been busy drinking vodka sodas and dancing our FACES OFF this month, we have a mini episode that is so queer you won't ev...

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88. Most Likely To Cut Class And Hang Out With Gay Hookers - Brad Loekle from 2021-06-21T08:08:24

Before we introduce our incredible guest we want to scream HAPPY PRIDE!!!!!!!!! from the rooftops! Don't be a drag, just be a queen, you hear?

Speaking of being OUT and PROUD, this week's...

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87. Pop Quiz, Whores! from 2021-06-14T07:00

What a gag.....it's FLAG DAY! And what flag are we celebrating? COME ON! That one. You know the one we are talking about. 

We are celebrating Flag Day with a Pop Quiz about Sweden and Swi...

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86. Most Likely To Brag About His New Apartment - Morgan Jay from 2021-06-07T08:32:04

This week we had the honor of interviewing someone who has STAIRS IN HIS APARTMENT. Can you believe it?! That's right! This week, comedian and musician Morgan Jay went upstairs in his own apartm...

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85. Happy Happy Memorial Day! from 2021-05-31T16:39:19

Dear listeners! Happy Memorial Day! SO MANY MEMORIES! So little time. We hope your day is full of beach vibes, hot dogs, reflection and a whole lot of love. 

Also, while we are here...hav...

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84. Most Likely To Flip Off A Teacher- Amanda Bird from 2021-05-24T07:00

The bird, bird, bird... Amanda Bird is the word and she is also here on the pod this week talking rescue dogs, new mental illness diagnoses and, of course, birds! 

We start our school day...

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83. Pop Quiz! - War Babies from 2021-05-17T07:00

Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It's time for another POP QUIZ, HERE WE GO!!!! What do babies and World War I have in common? Literally nothing but the fact that they are the two subjects we cover in this week's ...

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82. Best Joe Conti - Joe Conti from 2021-05-09T22:25:29

This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down with hilarious actor and former bartender of The London West Hollywood, Joe Conti, and talk shop, shoot the shit and all that jazz, ya hear?!

Because ...

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81. Pop Quiz: Celebrity Fez Edition from 2021-05-02T16:44:58

Have you ever heard the phrase, "That's a fez only a celebrity could love?" No? Well, that's because we (Lindsey) made it up and it's not really that great of a phrase. I'm trying to make the Fe...

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81. Pop Quiz: Celebrity Fez Edition from 2021-05-02T16:44:58

Have you ever heard the phrase, "That's a fez only a celebrity could love?" No? Well, that's because we (Lindsey) made it up and it's not really that great of a phrase. I'm trying to make the Fe...

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80. Every Substitute Teachers' Worst Nightmare - Dug Baker from 2021-04-24T04:34:02

Before we talk about our incredible guest, Dug Baker - artist, actor, hot bartender, and all-around-funny-man - we want to issue a little warning.

WARNING: THIS EPISODE INCLUDES A HELL OF...

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79. Happy Birthday, Earth Day! from 2021-04-19T07:00

Happy Earth Day from Frick and Frack! We start our episode off with hard hitting questions like, "What is your favorite thing about Earth?" and "If you could live on any planet, what planet woul...

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78. Whitney Cicero - Stepford Wife, Ghost Hunter, Broadway Nerd from 2021-04-12T08:30

Holy moly cannoli! Do we have a banger for you?! The answer is YES, MOMMA! Speaking of momma's, this week we sit down and play with actor, content creator and mastermind of The New Stepford, Whi...

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77. POP QUIZ, B*TCHES! from 2021-04-05T07:30

HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS! This week Kelly and Lindsey have a special little POP QUIZ for you!!!! Have we learned anything doing this podcast? Well, listen up to find out. 

Believe it or not, w...

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76. Best Big Sister- Jessica Gentile from 2021-03-29T07:00

COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM PIRATE STUDIOS, YA'LL!!!!! That's right! This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down at Pirate Studios with return guest and Lindsey's big little sister, Jessica Gentile to talk...

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75. Anastasia Washington is the Goth Show Choir Queen from 2021-03-22T07:00

This week we welcome comedian, writer, podcaster and LA native, Anastasia Washington.

In honor of her podcast, Cereal Killer, we start our day off in Nutrition class where we learn everyt...

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74. Spring Break Live! from 2021-03-15T16:00

It's Spring Break, BITCHES!!!! Grab a Corona, 'cause we're heading to Cancun! Well, not Kelly. Kelly has to stay back and revisit reptiles because she flunked out in last week's episode with Bro...

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73. Most Smartest: Brooks Wheelan from 2021-03-08T08:08:56

WHOA NELLY! Do we have a show for you? Yes. The answer is yes. There's a show to listen to and it's for you. You're welcome.

Today the ladies zoom zoom with everyone's favorite comedian B...

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72. Renee Colvert Had A Make-Out Plan from 2021-03-01T08:00

This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down with dog lover, podcaster and all around woman-about-town, Renee Colvert. 

 

Because Renee is from Colorado, we sta...

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71. Black History Month from 2021-02-22T08:00

Hi there, friends and favorites! With March right around the corner, we want to make sure we highlight some of the most amazing, inspiring and influential people from this country's history. Hap...

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70. A President's/Valentine's Day Extravaganza!  from 2021-02-15T08:00

This week Kelly and Lindsey talk presidents, first ladies, Valentine's Day, blood baths and more! First, we do a deep dive on past Commander in Chiefs. We ponder and ask questions like, "Which...

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69. Best Indie Artist - Killy Dwyer from 2021-02-08T10:15:21

Happy 69th episode of FYIS!!!!! You know what that means, right? Today, we are going to land on the moon again! We will let you know how it goes.
 
Anywho, this week we introduce a...

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68. AJ Milano vs. Dan Milano from 2021-02-02T16:10:13

On this week's episode we are going to see what happens when a married couple stops being polite and starts being real. The Real World: 'Fuck You, I'm Smarter' with AJ and Dan Milano.
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67. Inauguration Celebration! from 2021-01-25T18:22:54

This week, we are still riding high, celebrating the inauguration of president Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris. We are riding so high, in fact, that we drove to Joshua Tree to get hig...

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66. Cousin Jill Is Working Her Ossoff from 2021-01-18T08:00

This week Kelly and Lindsey have never been happier!!!!! “Why?” You ask. Well, we will give you three hints. One has to do with the President. One has to do with the Vice President and one has...

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65. F*ck You, I'm Smarter Presents: Food Fight! - Brunch Episode with Yours Trulys from 2021-01-11T08:00

WHAT. A. WEEK. You know what we all need right now to cope with our current state of affairs? BRUNCH! Oh, wait a minute. That's not an option due to mean-old Coronavirus. Well, two girls can dre...

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64. Bonus Game - "Fraudcast" with Dan Milano from 2021-01-04T08:00

This week Kelly and Lindsey take a nice little New Year's break, babies! It’s a new year! Hallelujah! They say hindsight is 2020 and guess what? We saw it and we want our money back. This week w...

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63. Goodbye, 2020! A FYIS New Year's Special from 2020-12-29T12:01:38

Happy New Year, from our dysfunctional FYIS family to yours! This week we celebrate this past year that was obviously filled with love, light and HAPPINESS. RIGHT?! Aren't we all happy?!?! Jus...

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62. Happy Merry All The Things from 2020-12-21T08:00

Put on your yarmulkes! It's time to celebrate a very Merry Christmanukkah episode! Whether it feels like it or not, Christmas is just a few days away and Hanukkah is right around the corner. Wai...

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61. Atif Myers - The Second Famous Atif from 2020-12-10T04:27:46

This week, your two favorite idiots invite writer and comedian Atif Myers to The Situation Room. Wait, where are we? What year is it? Cool!

We start our school day off in History class wh...

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60. All Around The World from 2020-12-07T07:58:29

Warning: This episode contains loud singing, 90's songs and a lot of annoying cackles. 

 
Kelly and Lindsey sit down this week and give thanks to their many listeners that ar...

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59. Staci Jacobs Was In All The Choirs from 2020-11-30T04:02:27

Choir girl, awkward child, and ex-Sex and the City tour guide Staci Jacobs joins us from her quarantine pad in NYC to play FYIS. For first period we go to "Ometries" class because Kelly likes to...

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58. Thanksgiving Special from 2020-11-23T08:20:42

This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down for a special Thanksgiving episode. Gobble Gobble Bitches!!!! 

 
Kelly starts our day in History class where we learn the good, the bad a...

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57. Most Likely To Be Your New Bestie - Alison Rosen from 2020-11-16T08:00

Host of the hit podcast 'Alison Rosen is your New Best Friend' and lov...

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56. Eggs Galore from 2020-11-09T08:00

Are you ready to hear what's on the menu this week? Eggs, eggs, eggs - with a side of ovaries. Yummy yummy yummy!
 
That's right, it's egg freezing week at FY...

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55. Biggest Fan Of Kirk Pynchon - Kirk Pynchon from 2020-11-02T08:00

Lindsey's friend, boss, and co-host of the Food Fight podcast, Kirk Pynchon stops by the Zoom room this week. 
 
Because Kirk was a dance major in the heig...

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54. Happy Halloweeeeenie! from 2020-10-26T07:00

Happy Halloween from your favorite funny idiots! You know what's scary? That we are in charge, that's what! For this special spooktacular episode we start off in home period with a Hallo...

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53. Jordan Morris Went Hard With The Drama Club from 2020-10-02T05:38:18

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52. Happy Anniversary FYIS! from 2020-10-02T05:37:13

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ALL OF OUR  'F*CK YOU, I'M SMARTER' LISTENERS!!!! It has been one blissful, hilarious, educational, and extremely convoluted year. Can you believe that anyone is still liste...

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51. Legally Brunette - Nazanin Nour from 2020-10-02T05:31:57

Happy Monday to us all! This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down with actor, writer and judge on 'Persia's Got Talent', Nazanin Nour. 
 
In honor of Nazanin going pre-law (sm...

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50. The Notorious RBG from 2020-09-28T07:37:10

This week, Kelly and Lindsey pay homage to the Notorious RBG, may she Rest In Power. We do a deep dive into her personal life as well as her career as the badass Supreme Court Justice she was ...

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49. Kelly and Lindsey Do The High Holy Days from 2020-09-21T07:00

L'shana Tova, little nuggets! That means ''Happy New Year'' in Hebrew - if you don't know, now you know! This week we are celebrating the High Holy Days! Challah! (Said like, Holla! Get it?)  Listen

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48. Most Likely To Be A Broadway Star - Mariand Torres from 2020-09-11T07:25:47

This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down in a room together and Zoom with Broadway actress Mariand Torres to talk University of Miami, witchcraft, and being responsible for the breakdowns of several...

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47. Kelly and Lindsey Labor Day Bonanza Extravaganza from 2020-09-06T02:46:20

First things first.... Happy Labor Day y’all!!!!! Second thing second, big announcement!!!! We are now doing sneak peeks of episodes of FYIS every Thursday at 5pm PDT on IG live so please join u...

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46. Most Likely To Talk To Spirit Guides - Sarah Taylor from 2020-08-31T07:00

This week, these two idiots talk to comedian, writer, actor, mystic chick and Mandy Patinkin fan Sarah Taylor.

Because Sarah leads full moon circles and reiki healing sessions, we start t...

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45. Future Carrie Bradshaw - Selena Coppock from 2020-08-24T01:47:55

This week K & L zoom zoom with author, comedian and former Sex and the City tour guide Selena Coppock to talk Magnolia Cupcakes, Manolo Blahniks and more. 
 
In hon...

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44. Most Likely To Major In Honeybees - Lars Mellis from 2020-08-17T04:00

This week, your favorite ladies sit down with astrologer, bee keeper, stand-up comic, tennis champ, metalhead and self-proclaimed animal dork Lars Mellis.
 
 
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43. Dani Faith Leonard Peaked In Elementary School from 2020-08-10T05:57:03

This week we talk to Dani Faith Leonard - producer, comedian, host of 'Adult Sex Ed', and one of Lindsey's best college buddies.  They reminisce about the good 'ole days in their abusive Univers...

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42. Most Likely To Go To Yale - David Marker from 2020-08-03T06:19:52

On week 5 million of the quarantine, Kelly and Lindsey sit down with producer and former Nebraskan David Marker to talk about corn, Carhenge, and comic books. 

Because David was a math ...

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41. J'adore Is The Life Of The Party from 2020-07-27T11:27:09

To say that Kelly and Lindsey were excited about this week's guest would be a lie. The truth is is that they were really really REALLY excited to sit down with stylist, creative consultant, prof...

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40. National Lampoon's Pandemic Family Vacation from 2020-07-20T07:00

Neither rain nor hail nor sleet nor snow nor heat of day nor virus of corona shall keep the Gentiles from their road trip.  This week Kelly interrupts their dinner to catch up with Lindsey and...

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39. DcHe. Is The Yearbook Champion Of The World from 2020-07-13T08:08:02

This week Kelly and Lindsey talk into their computers with DcHe. aka Daneé and talk about the good old days waiting tables. Just kidding! Those days were horrible and we thank god every day th...

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38. Happy F*ck The Fourth from 2020-07-06T07:00

This week Kelly and Lindsey catch up and talk The 4th of July, The Declaration of Independence and Thomas Jefferson. Did you know that he was a total asshole? Yup. We said it. Google it. Trash. ...

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37. Best Of The B Squad - Ashleigh Thurmond Vega from 2020-06-29T07:00

This week the gals sit down with their old friend from their days working at The London Weho, Ashleigh Thurmond Vega, and talk mom stuff, systemic racism and animal se...

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36. Most Likely To Get Bullied But Win At Life - Chris Harbur from 2020-06-22T05:28:59

This Zoom, we chat with Chris Harbur - actor, entrepreneur, healer, and, most importantly, Lindsey's Russell (aka her best friend from college). 

For our first very painful class we go to...

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35. Russell Kerr Can't Read from 2020-06-15T10:55:39

This week, Kelly and Lindsey sit down with Kelly's ex-common-law husband, actor, photographer, and storyteller Russell Kerr to talk about Flori-duh, being learning disabled, and growing up in ...

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34. BLACK LIVES MATTER from 2020-06-08T07:00

Hey guys! It's your favorite friends and hosts of FYIS, Kelly and Lindsey.  Instead of recording a new episode this week, we wanted to sit down and have an open and honest conversation about the...

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33. Most Likely To Burn The House Down - Joline Mujica from 2020-06-01T07:00

This week we sit down with everyone’s favorite pyromaniac, Joline Mujica.  First period is Geography where we visit all the US cities where Joline performed the role of Tracy Turnblad in the sho...

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32. Jack Of All Trades, Master Of Nothing - Miranda Childs from 2020-05-25T07:00

Artist, Seattle native, and the original Cat Witch #2 in the third grade musical Cat Witch, Miranda Childs gets on the horn to teach us a thing or two about a lot of things.

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31. Rachel Pertile Goldstein Peaked In High School from 2020-05-18T05:06:54

Kelly and Lindsey sit down with their oldie but goodie goodie, Rachel Pertile Goldstein to reminisce about life before kids. Not that Kelly and Lindsey know anything about that. We talk about ou...

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30. Future Mr. Britney Spears - Brian Johnson from 2020-05-12T07:35:52

This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down via Zoom with set dresser, New Englander, and Lindsey's college bestie Brian Johnson to talk Britney Spears, Whitney Houston, and the Bible. We start the sch...

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29. A Corona Catch-Up with Kelly and Lindsey from 2020-05-04T07:21:27

Kelly and Lindsey sit down and catch up with each other via Zoom in our first pandemic-influenced episode of FYIS. We do a quick mental health check before we dive into a day of homeschooling. W...

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28. Melissa Graver vs. Sarah Delpizzo from 2020-04-27T20:02:36

Many moons ago, before we even knew what a pandemic was (before LINDSEY knew what a pandemic was) Kelly and Lindsey sat down with comedy duo Melissa Graver and a very pregnant Sarah Delpizzo to ...

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27. Jess Gentile Is A Bird Enthusiast from 2020-04-20T08:39:41

Jessica Gentile aka Jubilee aka Lindsey's sister talks about all the places she traveled to DJ before the pandemic and we learn about the incredible features of some fancy international airports...

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26. First Chair Clarinet - Marshall Wootton from 2020-04-13T07:36:39

Marshall Wootton joined us before the lockdown to sing a few show tunes and wow us with his knowledge of music theory. We discuss the intricacies of moss copulation and bee sex for Biology's "Na...

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25. Future Egyptologist - Lauren Bancroft from 2020-04-06T09:48:25

Comedian and ‘Doctor Who’ cosplayer Lauren Bancroft joins us to talk about famous people fucking in History class during the game "Historical Hookups", inspired by her podcast of the same name. ...

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24. Recovered Mean Girl - Ellen Etten from 2020-03-30T07:01

*Recorded Before The Apocolypse* 

This week comedian, actress, and writer Ellen Etten joins us to talk about her his...

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23. Best Chemist - Kara Klenk from 2020-03-23T18:26:59

It may feel like the world is ending but good news - Fuck You, I’m Smarter isn't going anywhere! This week we sit down with super funny comedian - and our Resident Chemist - Kara Klenk. (Don’t w...

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22. St. Patrick’s Day Special from 2020-03-16T07:25:12

Sanitize your hands, mix yourself a quarantini, and queue up our St. Patty’s Day Special. We learn about the history of the holiday and how Americans ruined it, f...

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21. Carole Montgomery Was The School Mascot from 2020-03-09T14:55:15

This week, Kelly and Lindsey sit down with Carole Montgomery, creator of Showtime’s ‘Funny Women Of A Certain Age’ to talk in French about cheerleading. Pom-PON, ...

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20. Cassidy Davis vs. Mallory Fuccella from 2020-03-02T08:00

Cassidy Davis and Mallory Fuccella, the masterminds behind the hilarious web series, ‘Adulting’, join us this week on FYIS.  When we get into it, we find out that...

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19. Best Limbs - Barry Rothbart from 2020-02-25T07:17:09

This week, Kelly and Lindsey sit down with comedian and actor Barry Rothbart to talk about God and the meaning of life, the origin story of his childhood nickname...

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18. Erica Farnsworth vs. Shelley Carling from 2020-02-18T09:41:12

The hosts of the popular and super funny podcast, Let’s Read Our Diaries, Erica Farnsworth and Shelley Carling join us this week on FYIS. The besties go head to head in Chorus class where we learn...

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17. Most Likely To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse - Casey Gates Frey from 2020-02-10T10:00

This week Kelly and Lindsey welcome Casey Gates Frey, the mastermind behind the film initiative Lady Brain and Brand Manager for digital content studio Whohaha, co-founded by Elizabeth Banks. We st...

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16. Rose Surnow Is A Hipster Musician from 2020-02-03T08:19:20

Rose Surnow of the ‘Sex And The City’-inspired podcast “Couldn’t Help But Wonder” joins Kelly and Lindsey to talk about sexual fetishes in Sex Ed class and the history of sex in New York City.

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15. Mike B vs. Kaitlin Parry from 2020-01-27T18:11:40

DJ Mike B and photographer Kaitlin Parry come over to talk about Katy Perry's nunnery and the history of cat photos.

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14. Best Clavicles - Adam Newman from 2020-01-20T09:00

This week Kelly and Lindsey play FYIS with stand up comedian Adam Newman.  They discuss religion, Adam's stunning clavicles, and how to lubricate their bones in Anatomy class. 

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13. Future Dinosaur Hunter - Shawn DePasquale from 2020-01-13T04:52:04

This week Kelly and Lindsey invite writer, director, comic book author and Chief Creative Officer of Bunny Ears, Shawn DePasquale to play with them.

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12. Most Likely To Rave - David Cope from 2020-01-07T00:14:52

This week, Kelly and Lindsey host comedian, former club kid, and current accountant David Cope. David - also also an uncredited co-creator of this podcast - talks about his experiences and perspect...

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11. Most Athletic - Leah Dubie from 2019-12-30T18:57:34

Comedian Leah Dubie plays a new game with us called 'Plagues Play' where we learn that both Lindsey and Leah know almost nothing about plagues. Spoiler: All they knew was that rats were somehow inv...

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10. The F*ck You, I’m Smarter Hanukkah and Christmas Special from 2019-12-23T05:30:46

Kelly and Lindsey play “Jew or Goy” and “Name That Boner: Christmas Edition”. This episode is dedicated to Adam Sandler. Thank you for writing the best Hanukkah song of all time.

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9. Nick Turner vs. Nick Vatterott from 2019-12-15T22:52:11

Nick Turner and Nick Vatterott tell us what it's like sharing the same name as well as the same podcast, 'Get Rich Nick' on Earwolf.

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8. Clayton Farris Is A True Artist from 2019-12-09T03:17:11

Vine star, Instastar, actor and content creator Clayton Farris joins us to play 'Boarding Pass or Fail' where we learn that Clayton knows where Djibouti is AND how to pronounce it! 

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7. Most Likely To Save The Ocean - Justin P from 2019-12-02T11:35:42

One of Kelly's oldest friends Justin P. reminisces about his goth past, proves he knows a little about Physics, a lot about Earth Science, and a surprising amount about the female reproductive system.

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6. Undercover Class Clown - Jason Sáenz from 2019-11-25T06:00

This week Kelly and Lindsey invite comedian, writer, and mastermind of Sáenz Signs, Jason Sáenz! Jason, who was once an undercover class clown, realized he wanted to be a comedian during a high sch...

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5. Kelly & Lindsey: Special Florida Women Episode from 2019-11-18T05:15

This week we talk about what it was like being raised in South Florida. We discuss super fun topics like the KKK, The Zika Virus, sinkholes, and The West Nile Virus. Spoiler Alert: There is also a ...

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4. Miranda Kathleen is Best All-Around from 2019-11-11T05:15

Miranda Kathleen proves that she is ready to buy a house, knows a lot of triangles and she may even have perfect pitch.  Ok, maybe that's a stretch. Lindsey and Kelly prove they don't know the Star...

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3. Most Independent - Sharon Houston from 2019-11-04T05:15

This week Kelly and Lindsey invite comedian, actress, writer, producer, and "PODClass" teacher Sharon Houston to compete for the esteemed superlative "Smartest Person In The Room".  

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2. Best Hair - Kendra Cunningham from 2019-10-28T04:01

The hilarious Boston bombshell reveals her competitive side playing “Boarding Pass or Fail”, “99 Math Problems”, "The Real Housewives of DC" and “Did You Retain It”. Hint: She did Not.

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1. Tim Pallazola was a Teacher’s Pet from 2019-10-21T12:00

Tim talks about growing up in a small town in Virginia as a closeted, vogueing, over-achiever. Kelly and Lindsey talk about what it was like to grow up in South Florida.

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