Episode 13: “The Music Awards: Part 1” - a podcast by JG Media

Okay, so you know how we (justifiably) hate on Ashley for being the worst orphan/human being, ever? Well, enter Deidre, who takes things to a whole ‘nother level. Yes, it gets worse, folks, and Deirdre is going to show us all how it’s done… even though no one asked.

Deirdre, little runt of an orphan that she is, who also gives Jerrica a run for her “shitty hat” money, gets Ba Nee and Krissie (more orphans!) to run away for… reasons. You’d think an orphan with nowhere to go would be a BIT more thankful for the mothertruckin’ mansion she lives in but, hey, that’s just us. Guess we’re kind of old school like that.

Then there are these ‘Music Awards’ everyone keeps talking about? Which are apparently important? And some woman who is legit named “Dance”? Oh, sorry, it’s spelled “Danse” because replacing one letter definitely makes it a name rather than a verb. Throw in a random kid who is actually going through some real parental abuse and you got yourself Episode 13 of Jem and the Holograms, “The Music Awards”! Yay?

Oh, and this is a two-parter, so get ready for more of this nonsense next week. Because we know y’all can’t get enough Jem Girls ranting!

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