Episode 26 “Glitter and Gold” - a podcast by JG Media

Wowza! Season one is one-and-done! Apparently that’s a basketball saying (go sports team!) but we’re folding it into the queer-sarcastic-problematic-nonsensical niche we’ve dug for ourselves over the course of a whole season of Jem and the H0lograms.

We’d like to say we have something special in store for the season closer, like a live episode or something (an attendance of zero to our living taping would crush what little self-esteem we have left so it’s a “no” on that one), but fortunately Jem and company come through with a brand new glittery look for the final episode of the season.

Because what would a season finale be without our heroes getting new outfits and a power-upgrade to defeat the big bad?

For real, though, that’s actually what happens. Just substitute “power-upgrade” with an off-yellow neck shawl (that’s secretly a python) and that’s the basic plot: Jem and the Holograms wear a bunch of glitter and gold to win the day… or something.

Fortunately, while are cartoon idols are mercurial AF, the Jem Girls always remain a constant in this universe. We may be at the end of the season but we haven’t changed a bit (yay?) so you can rely on us to bring you yet another dosage of useless-but-amusing nonsense.

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