Episode 38: “Danse Time” - a podcast by JG Media

What time is it? Dance time!

Oh, wait, sorry, that’s supposed to be “dance” with an “s.” You know, like the name?

Except you don’t because that’s some real nonsense. “Dance” ain’t no name, no matter how it’s spelled.

Fitting, though, since “Danse” the character makes little-to-no-sense whatsoever and is also a gargantuan whiner. And a half. She’s a whiner-and-a-half. Let that sink in.

Oh, and she’s super extra. To the point that she conflates spraining an ankle to being blind. Now let that sink in.

As you can tell, we care very little for the multicoloured mop-top mess of a Jem and the Hologram C-list character this episode focuses on. Which, honestly, is a good thing, because if anything gets the Jem Girls going it’s pure, unadulterated hate.

Listen in and let the pile on begin!

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