Episode 49: “Renaissance Woman” - a podcast by JG Media

Unlike the rest of the world, which has been moving along the (darkest?) timeline at a pace generally approved by the Lord (of Eyeball)’s judging gaze (and judgy gays), Great Britain is stuck in some sort of 1600s temporal warp.

At least it is in the Jemisphere. That’s according to the animated mini documentary “Renaissance Woman,” in which Jem and the Holograms get sucked in to a Britain-based time flux that plays out like a combination of Robin Hood and The Man in the Iron Mask.

Not a bad concept but, unfortunately, we also get a heavy dose of Danse. And, as we all know, that not-so-silent-but-hella-evil “s” denotes that we are not talking about the art form that is “dance” bur rather the mop-topped drama queen who has appropriated the term.

There’s really not much to say about Danse (or, rather, we don’t want to say anything about her. Speak her name too many times aloud and her multicoloured hair will strangle you in your sleep) or the ridiculousness of this episode. We do learn that Jem would be a low-level sword-wielder in a bad RPG, so that’s fun.

Also fun? Our hilarious banter which you know this episode, as always, is chock full of.

(*Hears grumbling, factual response from beyond the fourth wall*)

Wait, Jem isn’t an animated episodic documentary??

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