I Shoplift at Ross....It's not Something i am Proud Of (like "accidentally" killing that hooker)! - a podcast by James Bryson Kambestad

A joke I wrote yesterday about my embarrassing trip to Ross where I encountered other people that may have seen me shop there. The hooker comment is exactly possibly real.....just don't tell anyone. Seeing as how no one listens to this podcast i think I am cool....well not cool like people like me or I have any friends but, you know, not held accountable because I am a white male and not in jail or doing trash pick up detail for murdering a person that doesn't matter. Yes, I realize that's completely fucked up. But there is some not so subtle irony there.

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