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My Hijacked American Lie-fe

A tale of betrayal and backstabbing by people he thought were his friends and family. Jay is transformer into some someone totally different than who he was.

Everything you hear is all real. If anyone, including Law Enforcement or Attorneys or has tried to contact me and you speak to anyone but me than whatever they tell you is absolute bullshit. I speak for myself. No one speaks for me. I make all decisions regarding my life. They intercept all communications. I will meet with people in person only.


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More or Less..... from 2020-08-31T23:44:58

This started out as a joke but morphed into a poem or something like that as it kind of rymes. A bit of a departure from the normal material and the jokes but I thought it would be worth putting up...

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Do Not Go Gentle Into That Goodnight.... from 2020-08-31T20:22:09

My favorite poem by Irish Poet Dylan Thomas. I memorized this a while ago. I am not sure why exactly but it seemed like something that would be of value later. It's an amazing poem and one I have a...

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Unintended Consequences.... from 2020-08-31T08:27:40

This podcast was meant to help save my life. In the process it has destroyed the lives of those that have been fucking with me and that is a good thing. However, I must apologize to the family of l...

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You're Fucked....in the Ass and Mouth....Spit Roast Style! from 2020-08-31T07:47:19

Fuck you former police chief and disgraced Seal. You're going to have me killed for doing nothing.wrong. You're worse than them all. Fuck you. This is absolutely true and real I need help now. I ca...

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French Fuckers....Can't Trust Em'.... from 2020-08-30T22:58:42

I know very little about the French but I think this joke accurately summarizes their entire culture and history. I am pretty sure I am right. (Because as an American with little information I can ...

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Ass-Gooooaaaalllllllssss........ from 2020-08-30T22:39:02

I was typing a text and my phone autocorrected to assgoals instead of assholes. So I began to wonder what the fuck an assgoal is and this is fucked up joke I came up with. I think it is absolutely ...

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Liz the Jizz Stain Becomes Cumguzzlesaurus..... from 2020-08-30T03:29:04

A terribly offensive, and what I hope is a super funny or at least just not a bad joke about our modern eras most hated repugnant and repulsive of people. The Jizz Stain Rogers. What a Slunt. If we...

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Ghost Bustin a Nut on the The Jizz Stain.... from 2020-08-30T01:23:02

There are many things in this world that I am proud of. This joke, isn't one of them. I do think it is funny and so there is a slight modicum of pride I feel in destroying some one with no fucking ...

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Drivers Test With Multiple Personalities... from 2020-08-30T00:13:07

Another hopefully funny joke I wrote about a month ago. I have yet to receive any feedback on the jokes I have submitted thus far. I would love any suggestions you all may have. Especially, if you ...

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Escalator to Hell....for this bitch! from 2020-08-29T05:21:16

My apologies if I offend anyone other than the intended target. She knows how shitty she is. She lied to me for over a year telling me she was pregnant with my child. She knew it was never my kid b...

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Nobel Piece of Shit Prize Award.... from 2020-08-29T00:32:09

The Title is simply referring to my hypothetical. The Nobel's are the most honored and prestigious awards on Earth. I would be extatic to be a janitor or bathroom attendant to be around the smartes...

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The Three Little Pigs Are Dead.... from 2020-08-29T00:20:59

This is a joke I wrote several weeks ago but it was tailored for one cum guzzling slut. I have since added to it to include the Unholy Trinity that is Krusti, Jizzy, and That cunt that Satan wouldn...

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Krusti Kristi Kuhn The Kum Klown... from 2020-08-27T22:32:28

Hey hey....this joke is all based on true events that occured over the last three years. Bits and pieces cum together all over krusty Kristi's face. She was supposed to be my best friend and wife. ...

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How to Remove The Jizz Stain! from 2020-08-27T21:25:34

This joke I had just cum up with yesterday. I said I would write an insulting joke that will hopefully outlive the comedicians lifetime and continue to insult the target for eternity. As long as pe...

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Schizophrenic Business Men from 2020-08-27T20:59:39

This is the first joke I wrote kick starting whatever pathway through this life I take. May be there is a legit career I can self sabotage shortly after starting or maybe it doesn't even go that fa...

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The Dirty Bird.... from 2020-08-27T20:45:44

As promised, a new joke I wrote yesterday morning. I need to practice the delivery a bit more to refine it. I hope you enjoy the joke and that it brings laughter or at least a look of concern for m...

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Fucking Idiots....Absolute Fuck Tards ((Looks Like I Will Be A Majority Shareholder In Rite Aide))! from 2020-08-27T04:49:53

Just the Biggest idiots on the planet. They have every advantage except intelligence. That's why they will never win. Except as California Penal League Spit Roasting Champs for the next seventy yea...

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A Working Girl Title Named After My Least Favorite Working Girl on Unemployment.... from 2020-08-27T02:31:08

Here's to you Krusti Kristi the Klown kovered in a klear koat of kock kream. Kick Kum filled krack rocks on your way back home...One Kum filled krack rocks....two Kum filled krack rocks....three Ku...

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Jay Just Walked In Off The Street...Part Fuckin Quatro: The last of This Stragely Titled Series. from 2020-08-27T00:01:38

I have yet to listen to everything on this recording. I get sidetracked writing, what I believe and hooe#53 funny jokes and episode descriptions. I do enjoy it. In all honesty, I am not sure where ...

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Jay Just Walked In Off The Street....Numero dos plus uno from 2020-08-26T23:22:52

My mecixan math skill as no muy bueno. The terribleness continues. I am going to spend some serious time ans mental energy on coming up with specific targeted jokes like The Roar and The Dirty Bird...

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Jay Just Walked In Off The Street....Numero Tres minus one from 2020-08-26T23:10:11

Using my somewhat confusing and origin unknown skill or psychic magnetism I stumbled. literally since I has been drinking all day and walked about twenty miles, into the fortress of solitaire. Appa...

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Jay Just Walked In Off The Street....Numero Uno! from 2020-08-26T22:33:44

The whole gang bang of idiots are present at the shit hole motel I am so not truly fond of. I think tonight was the evening I jokingly suggested doing the "The Dirty Bird" to Turkey Brown Gravy sin...

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What Would You Do? from 2020-08-26T21:56:25

These recordings are real. The evil and hatred they subjected me to is unfathomable and, at times, for me, is unspeakable. The game as they called it is not over. It is the bottom of the ninth and ...

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The Beginning Phase of My Manifestation of Your Complete Annihilation from 2020-08-26T20:42:31

The I'll fated Gang of Retards are in the death throws before the unshaded light bulb that is illuminating a very dark corner of the sewage filled back alley that is their life finally flickers and...

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The Sperminator is Dead! from 2020-08-24T07:19:30

I take no joy, maybe a little, in destroying this beast of a bitch. She is terrible. But, I would never in my life ever do this to an innocent person for money. I would never do the things she took...

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The Terminator vs The Sperminator Part 1 from 2020-08-24T07:07:07

So, this is all true. The Jizz Stain is literally caught on SD County Property on surveillance tapes about to drop a can of paint on my head from a third story stairwell to kill me. I heard her and...

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The Jizz Stain Becomes A Superhero "The Sperminator"! from 2020-08-24T06:49:46

The Jizz Stain and I did share a fondness for fucking her in the ass daily. But, we also liked The Terminator 2: Judgement Day. Well, motherfucker it is time to be held accountable for your downrig...

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The Six Million Dollar Dead Man! from 2020-08-24T06:28:29

Jimbo likes to flaunt the stupidity of his Ill fated effort to destroy my life and drive me to commit suicide. He often tells potential new "investors" that he has sunk his family fortune of six mi...

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Cripple Fight! from 2020-08-21T20:09:44

So, I played the audio in an earlier episode from most of the fight but I just found the beginning of the recording. I call it "Cripple Fight" because I love South Park and the manager may be intel...

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This Guy, He Will Cut Your Fucking Head Off and Keep Walking..... from 2020-08-21T18:59:40

The Jay you all once knew is gone. He is dead. The guy that came back from San Luis Obispo is someone and something very different from the person he was two months before. I hear them tell the sto...

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Corrupt As Fuck: The Sequel... from 2020-08-21T16:43:27

Everyone is in a tizzy because Jay apparently didn't do what he was supposed to do; commit suicide. Jimbo the Joke et al bame their likelihood of going to jail on Jay because he didn't kill himself...

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We Have to Kill Jay Before He Kills Us.....(Not Fucking Likely)! from 2020-08-21T12:21:19

The Two Dumb Cunts, that is the name of their shitty folk rock band they formed a few years back, also know as Tessa the Terrible and Krusti Kristi the Klown who powders her nose with cocaine, meth...

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He Knows I Have Been Poisoning Him..... from 2020-08-21T11:35:46

Yes, I did learn that I was being poisoned within about two weeks of moving back home after returning from my life changing trip to San Luis Obispo. The coffee was specially made for me each and ev...

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He Is A Cereal Killer! from 2020-08-21T10:33:58

The jizz Stain in all her faded glory hole for a mouth expound on why she incorrectly believes why Jay is a psychotic serial killer. Actually, as I have said many times you complete fucking cum guz...

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I Have a Dream.... Actually Several Reoccurring Wet Dreams (Please Don't Tell Anyone)! from 2020-08-19T02:00:49

I kinda blew it here by unloading on you all by telling you about my average sized problem that I handle and encounter with increased frustration and decreased enthusiasm. It's taken all my energy ...

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I Went to to The San Diego Zoo And All I Got Was Roar-Shockered..... from 2020-08-19T01:23:58

I would say the title explains it perfectly which it does but also it leaves much to the imagination. Mostly, this joke we'll leave you confused and questioning many things you have never ever cons...

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Multiracial Panda Joke that Will Hopefully Offend Many..... from 2020-08-19T01:05:29

Another off colored joke regarding the accountants of the animal kingdom. Yes pandas. They are Chinese and therefore apparently do the taxes for the other income generating Zoo animals here in San ...

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I Shoplift at Ross....It's not Something i am Proud Of (like "accidentally" killing that hooker)! from 2020-08-19T00:34:33

A joke I wrote yesterday about my embarrassing trip to Ross where I encountered other people that may have seen me shop there. The hooker comment is exactly possibly real.....just don't tell anyone...

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Praying Mantis Joke by Jay Bryson Kambestad. from 2020-08-19T00:11:59

A hopefully funny joke I wrote a week ago. If you like it please let me know. If you don't find it funny, chances are you a female praying mantis and please don't bug me anymore. I am the only male...

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Haunted House Joke By Jay Bryson Kambestad from 2020-08-18T22:45:20

Thanks again for listening. The recordings are real. They are difficult to hear at times. This is a joke to help lighten an otherwise very dark path. I wrote this about two weeks ago. I would love ...

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He speaks..... from 2020-08-18T22:05:04

I finally muster the courage to let my own voice be heard. If you like the joke please tell everyone you know. If you don't, well than, as my murderous not real mother would say " Fuck you"....haha...

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Another Disturbingly Gad-Awful Episode That is Sure to Disappoint.... from 2020-08-18T19:22:26

Just when I thought he couldn't get any worse. He goes and says this not so shockingly, considering the source, unconscionable series of comments that would make Hitler cringe. Yikes. No bueno. Sat...

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I Hate That He is So Much Smarter Than Me! from 2020-08-18T17:19:20

Well, yes I am much smarter than you but so are the children that Namaste The Fuck Away attempts to teach but since she is of lower intelligence she is having a regressive influence on their mental...

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The First Step is Admitting You Are Truly a Piece of Shit.... from 2020-08-18T16:59:52

This is a big moment for the Jizz and Shit Stain as she finally admits to God, who by the way He fucking hates her, and herself and the other awful people in the room the exact nature of her wrongs...

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Fun Fact: Did You Know that Jizz/Shit Stains Can Talk? from 2020-08-18T16:50:39

This is an interesting but annoying factoid that pertains the none of than the world's first Jizz and Shit stain combination. Yep, Liz the Jizz/Shit Stain from a real disappointing and shameful lif...

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You Are Going To Kill Him! from 2020-08-18T16:06:24

Kind of poor audio quality. I didn't realize it was on when I took a shower. Basically, the The Jizz Stain being her normal loathesome shit bag self. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor...

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The Jizz Stain Gets Tossed Back Into the Cum Dumpster of Primordial Ooze that She Dripped From..... from 2020-08-15T02:46:39

Before Time Immemorial. I think it's important that we never forget the most horrific human beings in our current historic record. Those that forget history are doomed to repeat it. Therefore, I th...

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Andrew the Pooper Cooper of Sam Sling Blades Shit Holes Meets Baby Chief..... from 2020-08-12T04:25:03

I haven't had the chance to meet Baby Chief in person. However, I do like him and he seems like a guy I would be friends with. I am being serious. He has a good soul. That's my impression and I am ...

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I, Liz the Jizz/Shit Stain Will Not Go To Jail Because This Piece of Shit Didn't Committ Suicide! from 2020-08-12T03:28:53

Everyone has just cum to hate this horrible whore. I would say she is hate-fuckable but your dick and mental health will never be the same. She is a cancerous plague that infects your life with wha...

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Jay is Literally Sitting on Our Doorstep..... from 2020-08-11T08:11:57

After walking around Downtown San Diego for hours Jay walks to a nearby In-tolerable motel and while waiting to check in he asks he asks the manager if he could charge his phone. The manager says t...

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Never In A Million Years..... from 2020-08-11T01:18:06

This is another In-tolerable House of Whores conversations I was able to record. It's was incredibly weird because for about three or fours days in a row I would walk around Downtown San Diego and ...

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Theresa Stevens; a Cunt so Nasty and Uninviting That The Devil Himself Told Me He Wouldnt Fuck You! from 2020-08-11T00:06:16

Wow. Thats a sad state of affairs when the lord of the UNDERWORLD has flat out stated that he would never stick his gangrenous and siphlitic penis inside your despicable snatch for fear that it wou...

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Tessa Elizabeth Stevens, I Wish Your Mother and I had Aborted You With A Rusty Coathanger..... from 2020-08-10T23:56:43

Tessa, be prepared to be annihilated because I will make it so suicide is the best option available to you. You are a disgusting pig-of-a-bitch. From now on I will just refer to you as the aptly an...

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Ex Wife #1, Tessa Stevens, Crowned World's Most Disgusting Cunt For The Rest of Eternity.... from 2020-08-10T23:39:22

I am very proud of this title. I dont know if it conveys everything I despise about this Slunt (slut and Cunt....i made it up just for Terrible Tessa and Her Contagiously Corrupt and Corrosive Cunt...

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We Have to Have Him (Jay) Killed.... from 2020-08-09T19:31:14

Pretty fucking self explanatory. Not much ambuguity or room for misinterpretation in those easily understood English words. Yikes, wouldn't want to be Jay.....oh wait. Shit, I'm Jay. Not good! ---...

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Chief Wiggam and Officer Carl Winslow from 2020-08-09T07:52:05

An apropos refenence to two classic television shows portaying characters of both brown and yellow pixelated compsition can indeed hold positions of authority in totally fictional settings. (I am k...

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Just, Gad-Awful... from 2020-08-09T07:23:22

Jay used to have friends. Now he operates alone with no help from anyone. As a result, he will absolutely annihilate anyone that has betrayed him or gave zero fucks to help him. The ramifications t...

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A Street Car Named, Retarded. from 2020-08-09T07:00:31

Jay purposefully leaves his phone in the car while he goes to buy a bottle of whiskey. His goal is to get an inside scoop on what The Voices have planned. Something probably fucking retarded, Stanl...

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Jay Has Everything He Needs..... from 2020-08-09T06:05:52

Yes, Jay has accumulated enough evidence to put you all on death row. However, what Jay doesn't have is a family, friends, a job, anyone he can trust or much of a life at all. That is all changing ...

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Ok, Well that Sucks (and No Jizz Stain, I dont mean dicks or drinking semen so calm down). from 2020-08-09T05:56:10

The Voices are getting anxious and much more scared as Jay has literally walked into their fortress of fucking retards hosted by none other than the Intolerable Shop of Whores nightmare manager. ...

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There is No Way We Should Ever Lose..... from 2020-08-09T03:19:30

I just hate this Cunt, The Jizz Stain, more than going to the dentist or even the DMV. She is just the worst thing in the world. Whatever you hate doing the most, The Jizz Stain, is like a million ...

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The Unknown Road.....(my favorite Pennywise album. About Time is a close second) from 2020-08-07T09:03:44

I wanted to say thank you to those that are listening. I owe you my life and anything that I can share. Please do all you can to let people know what is happening as this shit is super Fucked up. A...

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The Sufferer and The Witness..... from 2020-08-07T08:08:20

Well, Motherfuckers, Jay got sick, literally, and tired of being poisoned every fucking day by his adoptive family. So one day, after being in heart failure from a massive dose of Potassium Chlorid...

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I, The Jizz Stain, Want You to Kill Him.....(because I am an awful person).... from 2020-08-07T07:45:47

This episode features the most hainess woman in the world, Liz The Jizz Stain. Let's bow our heads and pray that she be exiled to the depths of Hell immediately because she is absolutely a demon py...

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You're a Fucking Psycho Liz, Yes You, Liz The Jizz Stain... from 2020-08-07T07:29:42

Another conversation between The Jizz Stain and The Scoundrel. But the Scoundrel is at least being a decent person. A former very good friend that I didnt realize wasn't truly a friend until just r...

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His Dad Paid me 50 Grand and Than I Fucked His Dad.... Because I am A Shit Bag.....He is a Delta Guy from 2020-08-07T07:13:26

Liz The Jizz Stain Rogers acknowledges just how big of a piece of shit she is. I think of her as a collastamy bag full of diaherreah and piss with some semen mixed in. That is exactly who she is. T...

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You All Mean Nothing to Me.... from 2020-08-07T07:00:12

Jimbo the Joke alienates himself even more so with this stupid comment. Everyone hates Jimbo but they feel obligated to stick around because they feel they cant leave otherwise that would ensure pr...

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Corrupt As Fuck..... from 2020-08-06T01:47:22

Jays life has been threatened because of what he has learned. He wasn't supposed to know any of this because we'll they thought he would committ suicide. Well fuck you. Like I said, I will burn you...

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Jay is One of the Most Agrressive People on the Planet.... from 2020-08-05T09:16:57

The Jizz Stain and The Scoundrel discuss the very limited and, unlikely, options they have to escape this shit show unscathed. The panic in their voices is almost arousing. But not in a weird way. ...

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The Harborview Inn-tolerable House of Whores Part Due-sche Bag from 2020-08-05T09:09:24

Is that too many puns and play on words for one title? If so, I get it. But I hate this complete pile of garbage that is the son of the owner. The fight with six fairly effeminate men that tried to...

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He is an Idiot.... No, Jizz Stain, You are the Idiot! from 2020-08-05T08:57:15

Another retarded comment and convesation that the Jizz Stain has with the Scoundrel. The good thing is in California we can't legally execute Retarded people. So now Liz The Jizz Stain Rogers will ...

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Contest for The Worst Person on Earth..... from 2020-08-05T08:49

In this battle Royale, who will win the worlds worst person on earth. Will it be the sad and never funny The Joke or The Cumguzzlesaurus Liz The Jizz Stain and all of her terribleness? Stay tuned a...

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Jay Will Have Me Killed Because of What I Have Done! from 2020-08-05T08:33:29

This is possibly a repeat or "flashback" episode to illustrate how much I hate this bitch. I may have played it before. Actaully, I know I have. I just wanted to convey to The Jizz Stain how much I...

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Liz The Jizz Stain Rogers is Crowned Officially The World's Worst Person! from 2020-08-05T08:26:21

It was a amazing night as the contest for the worlds worst person heated up. It was The Jizz Stain, Eva Braun and Lorena Bobbitt in the finals. This was no contest as the deplorable, dispicable and...

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What the Fuck Was That All About .... from 2020-08-05T08:11:17

The Voices have been telling me that The Jizz Stain and her BF Brendan Cruetz have committed suicide (this is in real time). I dont believe it and it has little to do with the episode. Aside from t...

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If That Piece of Shit Jimbo hadn't Paid Everyone Off.....We Would be Fucked! from 2020-08-05T07:57:41

Liz The Jizz Stain and The Scoundrel, Brendan Cruetz, discuss how corruot the local government is. And how lucky they are to not be locked the fuck up. America, what a fucking nightmare. I mean for...

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He Doesn't Doubt It For a Second..... from 2020-08-05T07:50:37

The influence The Voices once had have evoporated. This pisses them off more than they can handle. This is an important turning point for all involved. This is the day they dug their own graves. ...

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Sir Lies A lot.... from 2020-08-05T07:42:30

Jimbo, likes big men's butts and he cannot lie.....Jimbo finally acknowledges that Jay will absolutely and undoubtedly kill him for what he has done. Jay can hear the fear in Jimbo's voice which is...

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The Joke, Being Not So Funny! from 2020-08-04T22:26:27

Another failed attempt by Jimbo to exercise control over his arch nemesis and The Destroyer of his world. I apologize for the cacophony of sound in the background but these idiots are known to add ...

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The Un-Cum On Your Face-fort Inn.... from 2020-08-04T22:03:19

I don't even know what's on here. I just like the title. I am sure it will be interesting though. Enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/message Support this podcas...

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Liz the Jizz Stain Enjoys Getting Fucked in the Ass by Me....The Destroyer! from 2020-08-04T21:34:17

Need I say anymore......? Please email me if you need further clarification. Seriously. I would be happy to discuss her proclivities. jkambestad@mail.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anc...

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Andrew Cooper Sells His Ass for 300 Fucks....I mean Bucks.... from 2020-08-04T20:57:14

The wonderful night manager of the Eco-No Thank you Lodge agrees to poison me for 300 bucks. Not the brightest of stars that one....I guess that's why he works at the Eco-No Thank you Lodge. --- ...

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Elizabeth Victoria Rogers of Chicago Illinois. Born August 19, 1975. What an Absolute Disgrace. from 2020-08-03T11:25:39

There is no mistaking who this pile of garbage is. She went to Booth Graduate School but I think they should rescind her diploma. She also set up her former boss and sued him for sexual asssult and...

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Elizabeth Victoria Rogers is Awful....a Good Candidate for the Death Penalty. from 2020-08-03T10:15:02

Here you get to listen to Aunt EV say that I need to be killed ASAP because I found out she was going to murder me. Oh and by the way. Why the fuck has she and Brendan Cruetz not been arrested. Oh ...

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The Jizz Stain Taking Ir-Responsibility of Her Actions.... from 2020-08-02T02:17:42

Loathesome Liz does what she believes as the right thing and again blames her current pre-dick-ament on Jay not committing suicide. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/...

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The Harborview Inn-tolerable House of Whores.... from 2020-08-01T22:57:17

All the classic shit bag characters you have cum to hate make an appeareance. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/message Support this podcast: Listen

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So, he (Jay) Needs to Die.... from 2020-08-01T22:42:14

"The Jizz Stain" just wont cum out.... This is the epitome of who she is as a person, if you can even refer to her as a human being. My vote is she is that she is not human at all. --- Send in a...

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Another Loathesome Episode.... from 2020-08-01T22:26:30

Ladies and Gentlemen, my next guest needs no Introduction. Fun fact, she is the second largest piece of shit on the planet..... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/messa...

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Liz the Jizz Stain is Just Absolutely Awful.... from 2020-08-01T22:15:35

Another episode featuring the most deplorable woman on the planet. You all know her best as Liz the Jizz Stain.... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/message Support th...

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I didnt Win but I didnt Fuckin lose.... from 2020-08-01T21:53:54

Apparently, there is a video of this fight, so l hear, but I have yet to see it. I had no idea the digital recorder was running for hours that afternoon. This is the audio from my POV. --- Send...

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He Will Never Forget I saw him Getting Raped..... from 2020-08-01T21:35:50

A forner friend, Ryan, discusses openly why he believes he is above the rule of law. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/message Support this podcast: Listen

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You Need to Kill Him, David... from 2020-08-01T21:24

Krusty Kristi the Klown asks Chielf Wiggim to murder her ex husband, Jay, well, basically because she is a crack whore sack of shit. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad...

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Loathesome Liz the Jizz Stain meets Krusty Kristi The Klown... from 2020-08-01T21:16:23

The title is self explanatory. These two wonderfully terrible women discuss how the rules that govern society dont apply to them. I guess they missed that day of graduate school. --- Send in a v...

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I Fell Asleep.... from 2020-08-01T21:03:40

Having been up for days dealing with these assholes i was exhausted. I have no idea what's on here but it should be interesting. Here we go.... So I listened to the first two minute and yeah its p...

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Jimbo the Joke.... from 2020-07-29T13:13:27

A last ditch effort to get help from someone, anyone....can anybody hear me....will anyone save me....is anybody listening....can anybody hear me Calling. (That is a sh...

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All He Can Do is Stare Blankly..... from 2020-07-29T10:31:51

The perfect precipice that the G man has built and stood upon for years begins to crumble away beneath his feet as he continues to not make the right choice. --- Send in a voice message: https:/...

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Because I can't Fucking Stand Him! from 2020-07-29T09:58:18

Jimbo has completely list control of J and now he continues to lose control of his merry band of lunatics that, unbelievably, still listen to his idiocy. --- Send in a voice message: https://an...

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Jay Doesn't Know Anything..... from 2020-07-29T09:37:09

Jimbo the Joke continues to offer "good" advice to people infinitely smarter than he is but for some reason they still listen...not sure why? Oh, that's right he doesn't fucking care about anyone b...

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Google....the saga continues.... from 2020-07-29T09:18:09

Another short clip that clearly states the legal implications of being stupid and listening to Jimbo the Joke. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/message Support this p...

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We are Screwed.... from 2020-07-29T08:34:38

The gang gets screwed.... It reminds me of a "Sunny" episode. Anyway, I am still alive. Trying to get any help I can. Doing anything to stay aware, awake, alive. --- Send in a voice message: ht...

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Google wants to make a Deal.... finally! from 2020-07-28T02:50:39

It's amazing how a six minute clip can change the whole world....and for the better. Truly unbelievable. I can't wait to just make this world better. Especially, for all those that deserve it. Than...

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The not so Rad-isson hotel in Rancho Bernardo from 2020-07-27T13:12:36

In an effort to get away from the chaos, J finds a new place to stay only to realize that his POS father has followed him and made every effort to corrupt and ruin everything . Even the lives of th...

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300 Billion from 2020-07-25T09:53:48

J learns that his life has been destroyed by some of the worlds most influenctial and powerful people but he doesnt yet understand why. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambest...

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That's not Jay from 2020-07-25T09:39:22

As concerns begin to escalate regarding the success of their diabolical scheme. J only option is to keep fucking going, one thing he knows all to well. --- Send in a voice message: https://ancho...

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Running his own show.... from 2020-07-25T09:30:28

This is the day that "the voices" completely loze control of their intended target. A world in decline from here on.... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/message Suppo...

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Introducing, Kerri Mechling from 2020-07-25T09:22:52

A long ago, best friend's sister, who J thought of as another sister, steps out of the shadows and reveals her dark intentions. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/messa...

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Stupid Kevin! from 2020-07-25T09:15:15

The lunacy contnues as 'the voices" step up their game and attempt to outsmart J. Thungs do not go as planned though. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/message Support...

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Because he is better than me from 2020-07-25T09:01:35

Jimbo the Joke divulges his true motivation to destroy his adoptive sons life....although J doesnt learn for months that he is adopted and unwanted. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor....

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The Learning Phase from 2020-07-25T08:54:55

It has become apparent to "the voices" that J comprehends what has been happening to him. This revelation is very unnerving to them.... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambest...

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What the fuck is a parabolic microphone? from 2020-07-25T08:48:56

J is begining to understand that the voices are real. He implements a plan to prove it. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/message Support this podcast: Listen

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He's a Fucking Loser, Kevin....he is a fucking loser! from 2020-07-25T08:36:44

Jimbo the Joke and Kevin, a once long time friend, of J's discuss future plans for J and their plot to end his life. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/message Support ...

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I want him dead.... from 2020-07-22T02:26:39

Another conversation is overheard making changes the context of everything from that point forward. This is not a game anymore. The loser will pay with their life. --- Send in a voice message: ...

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Elizabeth ROGERS, God I Hate this bitch.... from 2020-07-22T00:41:50

J learns even more about the lying and kiniving cunt that claimed she loved him for now than a year. Just a terrible person. And then there is Brendan. What a sad and pathetic life he has. That's a...

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Dumb and Dumber.... from 2020-07-20T23:25:50

In a effort to trick J into believing another insanely crazy skit....the idiots reveal everything they have done to him but fail to think through the details of their ill fated idea. --- Send in...

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Burn the Boats..... from 2020-07-19T09:56:54

Knowing how corruot the local Government is, Jay, is prepared for another arguous battle to save his life or, perhaps, it will end his life. I have a feeling it will be the forner. Actually, I know...

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David Copperfield..... from 2020-07-19T09:11:35

In an effort to force his captors to reveal themselves, and expose the truth, J finds a way to to escape from the hell that is his life....if only for a short time. --- Send in a voice message:...

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The Process of Belief..... from 2020-07-19T04:17:07

The protagonist, Jay, learns why his life has been destroyed. He understands how deeply rooted this problem is. However, this is the day everything changes for him. (The title changed from Origin S...

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The Powers that Were..... from 2020-07-19T03:17:07

The pieces of the puzzle fall into place and the reality of the image take shape. The level of deception and deciet stretch further than he ever could have imagined. --- Send in a voice message...

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The Serpent and the Squandrel from 2020-06-17T02:34:58

The protagonist learns his lady friend is trying to kill him. She confides in an old aquaintance J knew many years ago and they plot out his death. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm...

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The Greatest Betrayal. from 2020-06-17T02:24:43

A young man learns that everything in his life is a lie. His wife is a cheat, his family secretly despises him for his relative success. His friends soon become his enemies. A twisted tale of tawdr...

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The Voices from 2020-06-17T02:17:14

The protagonist learns the true nature of his life. All lies designed to create a quick suicide. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jay-kambestad/message Support this podcast: Listen