Jay Just Walked In Off The Street....Numero Uno! - a podcast by James Bryson Kambestad

The whole gang bang of idiots are present at the shit hole motel I am so not truly fond of. I think tonight was the evening I jokingly suggested doing the "The Dirty Bird" to Turkey Brown Gravy since I adoringly named her Turkey. So basically, it's like the Roar Shocker Test with Tessa but with a naked Turkey patty in the center and everyone capable of creating ejaculate, men and women, dogs and cats, midgets and Mexicans, standing around producing any bodily fluid you can throw safely approximately seven feet. Thr radius of the shame circle. Then Terks puts Google issued goggles on and than gets smother in whatever surprise the participants have created. Finally, an unlucky person chosen by randon drawing from the studio audience enters the room with a pillow case full of exotic bird and animal feathers and covers Turkey to create a multiracial turkey parrot pigeon whatever the fuck combination. She then runs off the stage screaming until she slipped in discarded ejaculate that Liz was licking up, safety first, and then they both ended up needing medical attention So we took one to the Cum Dumpter and the other to the Aviary Sanctuary.

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