The Six Million Dollar Dead Man! - a podcast by James Bryson Kambestad

Jimbo likes to flaunt the stupidity of his Ill fated effort to destroy my life and drive me to commit suicide. He often tells potential new "investors" that he has sunk his family fortune of six million pesos, his total net worth, or about $ 87.72 USD into this scheme. I even saw an ad for new capital he placed in the Penny Saver. Perhaps that's why I was able to defeat 600 plus people working against me. You found all thess idiots in the Penny Saver. I think that about sums up your investment prospectus. Lastly, since we have similar names the guy, Dave, from billing at the Penny Saver says the check you wrote for $11.64 bounced and he is pissed off. Get it figured out. Get your life together man. In order to have friends Jimbo you must be a friend first. Remember that gem a few months back....what happened to all your fair weather and supportive friends now that you all have lost and they are all completely ass fucked with no lube! Well the Jizz Stain was secretly hoping for that as she fucking loves it. I have never fucked a chick in the ass who's ass moistened like a sewage filled swamp. (Did I go too far? No, please insert other items into my ass, please! I can put my foot....shoe or no shoe? You pick it?)

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