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Every week, Ken Jennings and John Roderick add a new entry to the OMNIBUS, an encyclopedic reference work of strange-but-true stories that they are compiling as a time capsule for future generations.

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Episode 161: Cursive (Entry 307.DA0508) from 2023-12-13T16:01:10.094523

In which we trace script handwriting from ancient Egypt all the way up to the modern culture wars, and John and Ken argue over the ugliest cursive capital letter: is it J or Q? Certificate #32892.

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Episode 577: Legal Baby Names (Entry 710.LK0160) from 2023-12-07T05:00

In which governments around the world deliberate on how creatively parents may name their children, and John thinks "Tilden" sounds like a kind of cheese. Certificate #26934. This episode is sponso...

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Episode 576: Jellyfish Blooms (Entry 671.PS10425) from 2023-11-30T05:00

In which the world's overfished oceans begin to teem with a sudden surplus of ancient and puzzling invertebrates, and Ken just wants sex tourists not to pee on his bunion. Certificate #23757.

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Episode 575: Winamp (Entry 1433.PR2603) from 2023-11-23T05:00

In which a teenaged slacker from Sedona with a love for llamas jump-starts the digital music age, and John explains why large people prefer old things. Certificate #38550.

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Episode 574: London Bridge (Entry 733.LK1626) from 2023-11-16T05:00

In which the successor to one of the great medieval bridges is shipped to the Arizona desert by an American tycoon, and Ken is skeptical about product placement in slasher movies. Certificate #284...

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Episode 573: Cryonics (Entry 302.1C1535) from 2023-11-09T05:00

In which a science fiction-loving professor dreams of conquering death with the cold, hard science of low-temperature preservation, and John just wants to be a brain with a nose. Certificate #48643.

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Episode 572: Christian Rock (Entry 220.EP0519) from 2023-11-02T05:00

In which evangelical Christians wrestle with the problem of whether rock music is inherently good, evil, or neither. and Ken wonders about angel monkeys. Certificate #34822. This episode is sponso...

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Episode 571: Lodge Night (Entry 731.GN2922) from 2023-10-26T05:00

In which the rituals of Masonry and its more casual offshoots produce a "golden age of fraternalism" for American men, and John is discomfited by noisy day care teachers. Certificate #35320.

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Episode 570: Uranium Cubes (Entry 1376.1K0710) from 2023-10-19T05:00

In which the remains of a useless Nazi "chandelier" unexpectedly emerge in Maryland and Washington, and Ken thinks about Bilbo Baggins too late. Certificate #35410. This episode is sponsored by Sq...

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Episode 569: Raised by Wolves (Entry 1028.GE4927) from 2023-10-12T05:00

In which the legend of feral children is traced from ancient mythology all the way up to Smurfs and Russian street dogs, and John cannot recommend the Madrid Zoo. Certificate #22714. This episode i...

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Episode 568: Tom of Finland (Entry 1315.EX0402) from 2023-10-05T05:00

In which an adman who survived Nazi and Soviet invasions goes on to reinvent gay eroticism, and Ken wonders which Founding Father looked best naked. Certificate #7136. This episode is sponsored by ...

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Episode 567: The Magic Gang (Entry 747.EX0722) from 2023-09-28T05:00

In which a ghost-written memoir explains how a great British stage magician defeated Rommel in North Africa with his trickery, and John considers saying "Abracadabra" as a swear. Certificate #37883.

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Episode 566: The Traffic Jam of the Century (Entry 1325.EZ1704) from 2023-09-21T05:00

In which a perfect storm of construction, coal mining, and Communist commemoration creates twelve days of gridlock in central China, and Ken imagines an ancient Roman in a stadium parking garage. C...

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Episode 565: One Glass of Red Wine (Entry 866.DE3233) from 2023-09-14T05:00

In which one Canadian newsman convinces America for several decades that daily drinking is the key to solving the "French Paradox," and John thinks Ken looks inhibited holding a spatula. Certificat...

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Episode 564: (LIVE) Hiroo Onoda (Entry 867.1C1526) from 2023-09-07T05:00

In which Japanese soldiers, unwilling to believe that World War II is over, hold out for decades on islands all over the Pacific, and Ken will never give up on bar soap. Certificate #44164. This ep...

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Episode 563: Kids on Milk Cartons (Entry 686.DE2407) from 2023-08-31T05:00

In which a nationwide panic over "stranger danger" turns regional dairies into activists for missing children, and John likes when things are "de minimis." Certificate #25468.

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Episode 562: The NS Savannah (Entry 849.MK0436) from 2023-08-24T05:00

In which the world's first nuclear-powered merchant vessel is launched in all its modernist glory, and Ken wants an infinitely long ship. Certificate #26615.

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Episode 561: The DuMont Network (Entry 386.LK2417) from 2023-08-17T05:00

In which the three nascent American broadcast networks face a challenge from a scrappy engineering lab, and John thinks gadgeteers should be certified. Certificate #28450. This episode is sponsore...

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Episode 560: Universe 25 (Entry 1350.GE0907) from 2023-08-10T05:00

In which the "behavioral sink" of rodent utopias is discovered in a Maryland barn, and Ken sings about a urinal trough. Certificate #38792.

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Episode 559: Enneagrams (Entry 415.JM0124) from 2023-08-03T05:00

In which Sufi mysticism inspires a Bolivian philosopher to divide all of humanity into nine personality types, and Ken visualizes the ur-cow. Certificate #25935. This episode is sponsored by Square...

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Episode 558: The Doomsday Clock (Entry 372.1P0407) from 2023-07-27T05:00

In which a panel of concerned atomic scientists quantify the dangers of the nuclear age with a timely visual aid, and John's mother has a favorite fact about Benjamin Franklin. Certificate #26973.

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Episode 557: Foundling Wheels (Entry 495.IS4915) from 2023-07-20T05:00

In which a medieval pope's disturbing nightmare leads to the addition of "baby doors" at convents and hospitals across Europe, and John thinks robots could replace orphans. Certificate #43431. This...

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Episode 556: The Sanaa Manuscript (Entry 1100.2T0316) from 2023-07-13T05:00

In which a Yemeni construction crew finds a priceless trove of Quranic literature and promptly stuff it into potato sacks, and Ken would like to burn some French translators at the stake. Certifica...

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Episode 555: The Sarajevo Haggadah (Entry 1102.EX1243) from 2023-07-06T05:00

In which a unique piece of Jewish medieval art barely survives two European wars, and John imagines that the Venetian papal censor was a chill guy. Certificate #48606.

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Episode 554: Salton Sea (Entry 1098.GN1403) from 2023-06-29T05:00

In which California's largest lake, created by accident in 1905, teeters on the brink of collapse, and Ken complains about a hotel sink. Certificate #44008.

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Episode 553: 101 Uses for a Dead Cat (Entry 606.LV0724) from 2023-06-22T05:00

In which an asthmatic British cartoonist sells two million copies of his books of non-jokes for cat skeptics, and John knows what the handle of a gun is called. Certificate #29573.

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Episode 552: Crackers (Entry 290.NA0302) from 2023-06-15T05:00

In which a Shakespearean insult for an obnoxious blowhard comes to be used as an anti-white slur, and Ken wants to test the Appalachians for testosterone. Certificate #38163.

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Episode 551: The Tartarian Empire (Entry 1279.NA0206) from 2023-06-08T05:00

In which a QAnon-like conspiracy theory insists that fancy 19th-century architecture was all built by a mysterious, long-lost superstate, and John is concerned about neighborhood dogs with heads th...

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Episode 550: The Kruger Millions (Entry 693.JB2801) from 2023-06-01T05:00

In which a vast hoard of gold and diamonds disppears near the Mozambique border during the Boer War, and Ken thinks most penguin species look like hoboes. Certificate #15845.

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Episode 549: Project Cybersyn (Entry 993.AC0245) from 2023-05-25T05:00

In which Latin America's first Marxist democracy tries to collectivize the means of production by inventing a proto-internet in 1970, and John just hopes it was orange and brown. Certificate #53432.

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Episode 548: The Gimli Glider (Entry 528.PS6104) from 2023-05-18T05:00

In which the pilots of a Canadian commercial jetliner abruptly realize over Ontario that they're entirely out of fuel, and Ken likes sad character licensing attempts at amusement parks. Certificat...

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Episode 547: Dueling Scars (Entry 385.PR0633) from 2023-05-11T05:00

In which German university students create a new status symbol when they add swordplay to their drinking society meetings, and John's closet skeletons are all bar fights. Certificate #36857.

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Episode 546: Alligators in the Sewers (Entry 033.LV1142) from 2023-05-04T05:00

In which generations of New Yorkers read about, and lasso, a series of not-legendary-at-all interlopers beneath their city, and Ken doesn't think you should trim a reptile like a bonsai tree. Certi...

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Episode 545: Magic Alex (Entry 747.JE0708) from 2023-04-27T05:00

In which a self-proclaimed electronics prodigy from Greece wows the credulous Beatles with five years of inventions he will never invent, and John insists that his recursive t-shirt feature Wil Whe...

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Episode 544: Saul Zaentz (Entry 1455.1S1435) from 2023-04-20T05:00

In which a future three-time Oscar winner becomes the nemesis of America's favorite fake swamp-rocker, and Ken has prepared a little skit about the death of Stalin. Certificate #42240.

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Episode 543: The Green River Ordinance (Entry 549.RV0320) from 2023-04-13T05:00

In which underslept Wyoming railroad workers strike back against a tide of pushy brush and encyclopedia salesmen, and John appreciates the Jehovah's Witnesses. Certificate #12881.

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Episode 542: Mad Cow Disease (Entry 746.GE4120) from 2023-04-06T05:00

In which the unsavory feeding practices of British dairy farms introduce Europe to a new degenerative brain disease, and Ken believes Prince Edward is not necessarily human. Certificate #41602.

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Episode 541: The Amazing Randi (Entry 038.EX0711) from 2023-03-30T05:00

In which mediums and other charlatans wage a 150-year war with their sworn enemy, elite stage magicians, and John would never yell at a lake or birdbath. Certificate #44722.

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Episode 540: Kevlar (Entry 684.EX2822) from 2023-03-23T05:00

In which a pioneering chemist never sees a cent of the billions of dollars that her tough new polymer earns for her employer, and Ken wonders how many Alaskans fake their own deaths. Certificate #3...

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Episode 539: The Defector General (Entry 326.IS3301) from 2023-03-16T05:00

In which the greatest turncoat in Chinese history betrays every single warlord or government he ever serves, and John had the 4chan version of the '90s. Certificate #40824.

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Episode 538: The Devils Hole Pupfish (Entry 342.PS10529) from 2023-03-09T05:00

In which a playful-looking but delicate little species is unable to thrive anywhere but its 11-foot wide home near Death Valley, and Ken witnesses a jellyfish tragedy. Certificate #41036.

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Episode 537: The Sight and Sound Poll (Entry 1158.DE0413) from 2023-03-02T05:00

In which a British magazine very gradually takes over film culture with its once-every-decade top ten list, and John is careful not to endorse an invasion of the Sudetenland. Certificate #51403.

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Episode 536: The Bhopal Disaster (Entry 118.JE2106) from 2023-02-23T05:00

In which a series of lapses at a Union Carbide India chemical plant leads to the worst industrial accident in history, and Ken can't get behind a midnight tea break. Certificate #52760.

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Episode 535: The Osage Headrights (Entry 877.MT2508) from 2023-02-16T05:00

In which an Oklahoma tribe becomes the world's richest people before the swindling and the murders start, and John enjoys a web of intrigue. Certificate #47911.

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Episode 534: The Voynich Manuscript (Entry 1403.DA0515) from 2023-02-09T05:00

In which a bizarrely illustrated codex baffles codebreakers for almost four hundred years, and Ken should not have sent that text about the collected works of Dickens. Certificate #42634.

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Episode 533: Rhinos in Europe (Entry 1069.JB3910) from 2023-02-02T05:00

In which Europe is so besotted with exotic ungulates that Roman emperors battle them, artists engrave them badly, and salons honor them in wig form, and John asks about Ken's milk bags. Certificat...

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Episode 532: Cannikin (Entry 180.IS0219) from 2023-01-26T05:15

In which underground nuclear testing in Alaska leads two Jewish Quakers into a new age of direct action in environmental activism, and Ken is grateful for the air fryer. Certificate #53211.

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Episode 531: The Royal Touch (Entry 1087.MT1902) from 2023-01-19T05:00

In which the divine right of kings, along with golden amulets, is considered the only cure for a disfiguring disease, and John considers which celebrities might be carved from wood. Certificate #22...

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Episode 530: Blue Fugates (Entry 137.DA1006) from 2023-01-12T05:00

In which a rare oxidized form of hemoglobin changes the skin color of a whole holler full of Kentuckians, and Ken wonders when elves got plastic surgery. Certificate #26015.

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Episode 529: Korean Age (Entry 692.JB1117) from 2023-01-05T05:00

In which the world's first cultural superpower decides to make all its citizens a year or two younger overnight, and John could not have been a better baby. Certificate #38756.

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Episode 528: Emperor Norton (Entry 408.MT2221) from 2022-12-29T05:00

In which a colorful newcomer to San Francisco loses a fortune on Peruvian rice and declares himself American royalty, and Ken would have pixelized Kiss. Certificate #42631.

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Episode 527: The Grey Album (Entry 550.MT1906) from 2022-12-27T05:00

In which a future music megastar bridges the gap between rock and hip-hop with one ambitious, illegal remix album, and John is such a good ally that he listened to Suzanne Vega. Certificate #19205.

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Episode 526: Christmas KFC (Entry 220.DE1411) from 2022-12-22T05:00

In which a western religious holiday becomes a romantic poultry-eating occasion in modern Japan, and Ken destroys all his Hard Rock Cafe t-shirts. Certificate #24940.

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Episode 525: The First Council of Nicaea (Entry 472.AC1502) from 2022-12-20T05:00

In which an emperor convenes the first ever ecumenical council to figure out just whom Christians have been worshiping all this time, and John thinks the invention of the wheel led to mass depravit...

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Episode 524: Custer the Wolf (Entry 308.JN1012) from 2022-12-15T05:00

In which a national campaign to eradicate a misunderstood predator from the United States very nearly succeeds, and Ken would like to see John James Audubon burning in a pit. Certificate #52363.

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Episode 523: The Phone Book (Entry 931.RV2015) from 2022-12-13T05:00

In which utility companies take it upon themselves to provide the informational staple of every 20th-century household, and John is looking for a missing Jordanian. Certificate #48730.

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Episode 522: The Futuro House (Entry 510.1K0609) from 2022-12-08T05:00

In which a Finnish architect upgrades the prefab, modular homes of the 1960s by turning them into flying saucers, and Ken wants to know his table's name. Certificate #49729.

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Episode 521: The Red Ghost (Entry 1042.LV1104) from 2022-12-06T05:00

In which southeastern Arizona is menaced by a giant, murderous cryptid with a macabre rider, and John conjures up Mr. Clickety-Clack. Certificate #45334.

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Episode 520: The Quadro Tracker (Entry 1016.LK1202) from 2022-12-01T05:00

In which a man who can't find his golf balls solves every law enforcement problem known to man, and Ken has some bad news about parking tickets. Certificate #21137.

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Episode 519: The Johnstown Flood (Entry 674.NA0108) from 2022-11-29T05:00

In which an earthenwork dam enjoyed by millionaires fails and a town of steelworkers disppears from the map, and John is terrified by the menace of West Virginia. Certificate #33180.

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Episode 518: The Last Solviet Citizen (Entry 702.LA0417) from 2022-11-24T18:00

In which one lonely cosmonaut is left in space while his nation disappears from under him, and Ken thinks couples therapy should be about Mars. Certificate #35916.

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Episode 517: Twilight (Entry 1352.DE1223) from 2022-11-22T05:00

In which a bored Phoenix mom has a sparkly dream that ends up changing both teen literature and Washington State tourism, and John explains that his virginity had little to do with vampires. Certif...

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Episode 516: Mother Trees (Entry 810.LK2129) from 2022-11-17T05:00

In which forests and their fungi form such close relationships that they essentially become a giant leafy brain, and Ken is excited about pre-Wil Wheaton science. Certificate #46162.

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Episode 515: The Goodwill Moon Rocks (Entry 539.JB1804) from 2022-11-15T05:00

In which a space detective learns that hundreds of Richard Nixon's tiny gifts to the world have gone missing over the years, and John wonders if religious sacraments are more effective in space. C...

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Episode 514: Up with People (Entry 1376.MT0715) from 2022-11-10T05:00

In which the counterculture of the 1960s encourages powerful institutions to create a square but multiracial song-and-dance troupe that takes the world by storm, and Ken imagines President Eisenhow...

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Episode 513: Loyalists (Entry 738.1S0819) from 2022-11-08T05:00

In which half a million colonists decide the American Revolution isn't really their thing, and John needs to know how many lanterns there were, just in case. Certificate #13747.

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Episode 512: The Stone of Scone (Entry 1229.PS11822) from 2022-11-03T05:00

In which a medieval legend about a chunk of sandstone means that Scottish cooperation is necessary for Charles III to be crowned king, and Ken passes a Bible quiz. Certificate #42504.

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Episode 511: The Popemobile (Entry 965.JE4615) from 2022-11-01T05:00

In which the history of papal transportation is traced from sedan chairs to Hyundai sedans, and John has been researching the care and upkeep of Catholic moms. Certificate #15163.

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Episode 510: The Dempster Dumpster (Entry 332.LA0345) from 2022-10-27T05:00

In which cities, over the centuries, gradually discover the most efficient way to collect garbage for disposal, and Ken hasn't looked in his pocket since Christmas. Certificate #28712.

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Episode 509: Modernist Cuisine (Entry 798.PR2303) from 2022-10-25T05:00

In which a computer millionaire takes early retirement to self-publish a 50-pound reference work about the chemistry of food, and John discovers a surprise cherry tomato. Certificate #24537.

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Episode 508: The Batavia (Entry 103.AC2741) from 2022-10-20T05:00

In which one eventful Dutch voyage to Indonesia leads to a mutiny, a shipwreck, and a massacre off the coast of Australia, and Ken claims he has a bed in a port somewhere. Certificate #20229.

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Episode 507: The Last Train Robbery (Entry 702.EZ0722) from 2022-10-18T05:00

In which two Depression-era "drugstore cowboys" let their Wild West outlaw fantasies lead them into a life of crime, and John breaks the news to Ken about pirates. Certificate #26056.

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Episode 506: The Thanh Hoa Bridge (Entry 1293.2C0409) from 2022-10-13T05:00

In which the "Dragon's Jaw" across the Song Ma River in North Vietnam proves a challenge for the most advanced air weaponry on earth, and Ken thinks teens should be in parking lots. Certificate #22...

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Episode 505: Dissociative Fugues (Entry 363.HE1017) from 2022-10-11T05:00

In which human memory and identity are so fragile that a series of people simply walk away from them, and John wishes more things were the movie Tron. Certificate #28975.

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Episode 504: Lem Billings (Entry 121.PR2705) from 2022-10-06T05:00

In which a high school Kennedy confidante becomes an influential White Hoise voice while hiding a delicate secret, and Ken wants to blur some of John Lithgow's wrinkles. Certificate #36906.

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Episode 503: The Murder of Herbert Lee (Entry 817.EX2307) from 2022-10-04T05:00

In which a racist Mississippi state legislator kills his childhood friend, a civil rights organizer, in broad daylight with no consequences whatsoever, and John thinks Ken pronounces "Montgomery" l...

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Episode 502: Adbusters (Entry 014.HG0105) from 2022-09-29T05:00

In which a pair of outraged Canadians, kept off the TV airwaves, change the world with their anti-consumerist art magazine instead, and Ken thinks Mr. Ed should have had pop-up ads. Certificate #2...

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Episode 501: Luke and Laura (Entry 739.MT2210) from 2022-09-27T05:00

In which the first daytime "supercouple" briefly makes soap operas a part of 1980s mass culture, and John wonders if a bride is "zaftig." Certificate #32511.

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Episode 500: Bitcoin Pizza Day (Entry 126.JB1304) from 2022-09-22T05:00

In which $300 million in 2022 money is unwisely spent on the world's first real-world cryptocurrency transaction, and Ken explains why a bro should not have an army. Certificate #11904.

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Episode 499: Exclaves (Entry 436.NU2021) from 2022-09-20T05:00

In which we explore life in parts of the map that are bizarrely separated from the rest of their nations, and John thinks Alaska looks like a very fertile octopus. Certificate #51829.

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Episode 498: The Boots Theory (Entry 143.LK2104) from 2022-09-15T05:00

In which a British fantasy writer reframes cost-of-living calculations for future economists, and Ken doesn't notice cobblers. Certificate #28114.

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Episode 497: Farmer Burns (Entry 166.GN3224) from 2022-09-13T05:00

In which a gifted grappler with Iowa's biggest neck becomes America's first national wrestling celebrity, and pro wrestling reminds John of many of his past relationships. Certificate #29766.

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Episode 496: Tom Thumb (Entry 1315.PR2131) from 2022-09-08T05:00

In which America's first locomotive faces its greatest challenge, a group of angry teamsters, and Ken decides horses are his Sammy Hagar. Certificate #17918.

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Episode 495: The Winchester Geese (Entry 1434.JG1601) from 2022-09-06T05:00

In which a church bishop's sanction makes the London borough of Southwark a haven for sex workers and other outcasts for centuries, and John would like to pay someone to chide him. Certificate #49605.

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Episode 494: Hobby Tunneling (Entry 591.JB2416) from 2022-09-01T05:00

In which a series of largely male and largely odd people over the centuries start digging something and just don't stop, and Ken explains how Canadian lakes are named. Certificate #39623.

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Episode 493: Gillian Hills (Entry 588.PS12101) from 2022-08-30T05:00

In which the daughter of a famous adventurer and hostage does landmark work in 20th-century music, film, and art, and John wonders whom he has talked to for the most hours. Certificate #39582.

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Episode 492: O'Shaughnessy Dam (Entry 877.EX1508) from 2022-08-25T05:00

In which a great American city got its water rights by illegally flooding John Muir's favorite valley, and Ken has opinions on where egrets should poop. Certificate #53464.

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Episode 491: The Placebo Effect (Entry 946.IS3821) from 2022-08-23T05:00

In which people find they can feel better about almost any ailment while taking nothing at all, and many of John's friends are Batman villains. Certificate #42734.

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Episode 490: The Dingo Fence (Entry 351.EZ1415) from 2022-08-18T05:00

In which 3,500 miles of wire mesh are intended to keep the southeast corner of Australia dingo-free, and Ken thinks his dogs are choosing not to do jazz hands. Certificate #51283.

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Episode 489: The Battle of Bamber Bridge (Entry 104.HE1302) from 2022-08-16T05:00

In which wartime Britain reacts skeptically to American racial segregation, leading to a firefight in the village streets of Lancashire, and John ponders the post-apocalyptic looting of opticians. ...

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Episode 488: Be Here Now (Entry 111.JM0414) from 2022-08-11T05:00

In which an LSD-loving psychologist is fired from Harvard and reborn in India, and Ken would like to be in a control group. Certificate #30296.

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Episode 487: The Swamp Dragons (Entry 1261.MK0118) from 2022-08-09T05:00

In which one of the most hapless teams in NBA history has a rebranding brainstorm, and John is mistaken about Jesus riding a dinosaur. Certificate #27789.

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Episode 486: Jobbers Canyon (Entry 673.LK1218) from 2022-08-04T05:00

In which one of America's most historic warehouse districts is threatened by urban renewal, and Ken wants only the best rutabagas in his body. Certificate #48481.

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Episode 485: Twee (Entry 1352.1TH0207) from 2022-08-02T05:00

In which an achingly innocent, gentle, and earnest new aesthetic spawns a decade of music, art, bangs, and Etsy stores, and John has forgotten every band except Kajagoogoo. Certificate #16065.

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Episode 484: The Mother Sauces (Entry 810.PS7825) from 2022-07-28T05:00

In which a taxonomy of five simple French recipes are used to define haute cuisine for generations, and Ken wants noodles named for Drake. Certificate #48504.

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Episode 483: Roller Derby (Entry 1080.NA0302) from 2022-07-26T05:00

In which a Broadway legend retools a Depression-era endurance contest into a thrilling contact sport, and John wants Portland to succeed. Certificate #26834.

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Episode 482: Blackout '77 (Entry 129.PS1828) from 2022-07-21T05:00

In which a crippling power outage strikes New York City during the worst summer in its history, and Ken receives strange wisdom from Nikola Tesla's severed head. Certificate #50165.

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Episode 481: A Message to Garcia (Entry 779.PR2513) from 2022-07-19T05:00

In which fake news from the Spanish-American War inspires a self-proclaimed socialist to write a pro-employer business classic, and John believes sadness can sink ships. Certificate #42914.

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Episode 480: The Hand of God (Entry 565.JB1921) from 2022-07-14T05:00

In which long-simmering resentments over the Falklands War boil over on the soccer pitch, and Ken thinks that Margaret Thatcher was actually a giant marionette. Certificate #38221.

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Episode 479: Facilitated Communication (Entry 447.MK0737) from 2022-07-12T05:00

In which a discredited pseudoscience from the 1980s makes a modern resurgence in the autism community, and John never wants to hear a second record by one of his favorite bands. Certificate #25222.

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Episode 478: Slag (Entry 1170.EZ2218) from 2022-07-07T05:00

In which the waste byproducts of smelting iron become an annoyance and then a hotly contested resource, and Ken wants some aquarium gravel. Certificate #24789.

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Episode 477: The Princeton Incident (Entry 987.RU0310) from 2022-07-05T05:00

In which the worst naval accident in U.S. government history almost kills a president but inspires romance instead, and John doesn't love the coquetteish head-tilting in old photos. Certificate #52...

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Episode 476: The Appaloosa (Entry 059.ZC0603) from 2022-06-30T05:00

In which the indigenous people of the Columbia River Plateau breed a new horse with a "leopard complex," and Ken notes you can't milk an emu. Certificate #36454.

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Episode 475: The Chronofile (Entry 221.ES0601) from 2022-06-28T05:00

In which a great American futurist spends decades experimentally recording his own personal data every fifteen minutes, and John wants to know if Ken is a good kisser. Certificate #49146.

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Episode 474: Ice Capades (Entry 614.PR0322) from 2022-06-23T05:00

In which figure skating produces the biggest movie star in the world and then a half-century of traveling live entertainment, and Ken believes in promoting peanut vendors. Certificate #43376.

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Episode 473: Riot Dogs (Entry 1075.MK0728) from 2022-06-21T05:00

In which some tail-wagging strays become mascots on the frontlines of social protest, and John has an idea for treating arthritic cows. Certificate #53229.

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Episode 472: The Viking (Entry 1395.IS3321) from 2022-06-16T05:00

In which a proud Norwegian sea captain decides to one-up the fleet of Spanish boats at the Chicago World's Fair, and Ken wonders how well Elvis knew Nixon. Certificate #21995.

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Episode 471: The Babalon Working (Entry 088.RV1703) from 2022-06-14T05:00

In which an American rocketry pioneer gets over a breakup by trying to summon an ancient sex goddess into our dimension, and John has a modest proposal on school prayer. Certificate #36297.

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Episode 470: The Video Game Crash of 1983 (Entry 1394.GE4130) from 2022-06-09T05:00

In which the biggest segment of America's entertainment economy almost disappears in a single year due to lousy product, and Ken is too shy to play Zaxxon in public. Certificate #24180.

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Episode 469: Why Is a Mouse When It Spins? (Entry 1431.JG1414) from 2022-06-07T05:00

In which a great Victorian master of nonsense creates a world of riddles that aren't really riddles, and John thinks a roast chicken has definitely caused a murder. Certificate #35725.

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Episode 468: Waterbeds (Entry 1413.IS5720) from 2022-06-02T05:00

In which the history of water mattresses is traced from ancient goatskins up to 1970s hedonism and even science fiction, and Ken's bed is not moving his butt. Certificate #40450.

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Episode 467: Safety Coffins (Entry 1095.LK0852) from 2022-05-31T05:00

In which a series of questionable legends about premature burial lead to an inventors' boom of escapable caskets, and John has been handcuffed at least seven times. Certificate #35676.

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Episode 466: Sovereign Citizens (Entry 1194.1C0612) from 2022-05-26T05:00

In which a surprisingly broad spectrum of conspiracists discovers a secret set of rules for outsmarting the U.S. government, and Ken wishes some of his enemies could be flogged more. Certificate #2...

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Episode 465: The Goodwill Games (Entry 539.EP0607) from 2022-05-24T05:00

In which an upstart media mogul hatches a plan with Moscow to challenge the Olympics and end the Cold War, and John looks for the sexiest pictures of a former First Lady. Certificate #21182.

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Episode 464: Moose Cheese (Entry 806.JB1010) from 2022-05-19T05:00

In which brave souls from Siberia to Zimbabwe try riding and milking some rarely domesticated animals, with mixed results, and Ken wants to put a newborn baby on an ostrich. Certificate #52260.

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Episode 463: Billy Jack (Entry 122.LV1933) from 2022-05-17T05:00

In which one low-budget action flick forever rewrites the rules of how movies are marketed, and John thinks Spider-Man's aunt is the only real movie star. Certificate #33734.

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Episode 462: The Milgram Experiment (Entry 788.GE2708) from 2022-05-12T05:00

In which a Yale psychologist attempts to explain the Holocaust using research techniques considered unethical today, and Ken has a theory about the origins of Jeopardy! Certificate #20495.

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Episode 461: Potsdamer Platz (Entry 972.NE0406) from 2022-05-10T05:00

In which the "Times Square of Europe" is bombed into 150 acres of rubble and eventually the greatest real estate opportunity of the post-Cold War world, and John lists the only three places in Germ...

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Episode 460: The Holy Prepuce (Entry 594.JS0503) from 2022-05-05T05:00

In which Apocrypha gospel adventures and medieval miracles are ascribed to the sacred foreskin of Jesus of Nazareth, and Ken disapproves of hand magic in our schools. Certificate #52348.

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Episode 459: Missing in Action (Entry 795.2CH2811) from 2022-05-03T05:00

In which the majority of Americans become convinced that American POWs are still being held captive decades after the Vietnam War ends, and John assumes those dancing inflatable tube men enjoy Prim...

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Episode 458: Sleng Teng Riddim (Entry 1172.PS3303) from 2022-04-28T05:00

In which the first ever all-electronic groove revolutionized Jamaican music, and Ken thinks there should be more songs about baptism. Certificate #52239.

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Episode 457: Point Nemo (Entry 958.JB3826) from 2022-04-26T05:00

In which the dead center of the Pacific Ocean is revealed to be the home of microplastics, sunken spacecraft, and possibly giant sea monsters, and John refuses to leave his keyboard player in the d...

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Episode 456: The Titanic II (Entry 1311.PR1618) from 2022-04-21T05:00

In which an Australian national treasure and a Chinese resort race to revive the most disastrous brand in maritime history, and Ken is fed up with the sulfurous steel of Belfast. Certificate #50231.

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Episode 455: Ranz-des-Vaches (Entry 1030.PS5010) from 2022-04-19T05:00

In which Swiss mercenaries will desert their post if you whistle a folk song about cows, and John wishes you many goods and cheese. Certficate #26419.

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Episode 454: Solidarnosc (Entry 1187.EC0409) from 2022-04-14T05:00

In which a well-mustached electrician starts a labor movement that even Ronald Reagan can get behind, and Ken is working on a chess novel. Certificate #26170.

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Episode 453: The Presidential Fitness Test (Entry 983.PR3117) from 2022-04-12T05:00

In which terror of falling behind the Swiss leads the White House to introduce America's children to a new and tramautic form of physical education, and John wants to landscape the top of Mount Rai...

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Episode 452: The Torch Lady (Entry 1319.MT2507) from 2022-04-07T05:00

In which a multitude of actresses and one journalist remember being the model for the Columbia Pictures logo, and Ken's fuse box is in the wrong place. Certificate #28564.

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Episode 451: Minitel (Entry 791.IS4209) from 2022-04-05T05:00

In which a French-only precursor to the World Wide Web appears in the late 1970s in a wave of Gallic futurist fervor, and John may have been making long distance calls from a Parisian prison. Certi...

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Episode 450: Camel Beauty Pageants (Entry 177.MT2324) from 2022-03-31T05:00

In which a Bedouin cultural revival in modern-day Arabia leads to a thriving circuit of competitive camel events, and Ken thinks Brazil is acting a little desperate. Certificate #37337.

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Episode 449: Eyebrows (Entry 446.IS4804) from 2022-03-29T05:00

In which we follow the evolution of the human brow from prehistoric man up through the Kardashians, and John looks into Sanskrit. Certificate #22352.

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Episode 448: Hang In There, Baby (Entry 566.MT2413) from 2022-03-24T05:00

In which a Beverly Hills celeb photographer, a Siamese kitten named Sassy, and a Broadway legend collaborate to create modern poster culture, and Ken hates the ticking of a giant Garfield watch. Ce...

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Episode 447: Winnipeg the Bear (Entry 1436.PR1712) from 2022-03-22T05:00

In which a Canadian veterinarian saves an orphaned cub on his way to France, unwittingly giving the world a great literary gift, and John thinks there should be a railway car just for thrash metal....

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Episode 446: The Hudson Brothers (Entry 604.1J0210) from 2022-03-17T05:00

In which an Oregon pop trio become near-stars of record, TV, and screen in the mid-1970s, and Ken wonders who the Bee Gees are romancing in the afterlife. Certificate #37614.

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Episode 445: The Great Lisbon Earthquake (Entry 548.1S1415) from 2022-03-15T05:00

In which a new breed of Portuguese statesman rebuilds his capital after the worst natural disaster in European memory, and John thinks a rainbow would never hold up in court. Certificate #30150.

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Episode 444: Fanta (Entry 453.EX1524) from 2022-03-10T05:00

In which a wartime shortage of secret ingredient 7x gives the world its second favorite soda brand, and Ken pronounces beverages like an Okie. Certificate #25939.

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Episode 443: The Royal Anus of Louis XIV (Entry 1086.2CH2118) from 2022-03-08T05:00

In which modern surgery begins at Versailles inside the most beloved bottom in all of France, and John has Moroccan gravel in his foot for years. Certificate #52937.

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Episode 442: Nadia's Theme (Entry 823.PS5707) from 2022-03-03T05:00

In which a minor bit of a movie score improbably becomes a chart-topping hit thanks to daytime soaps and Olympic gymnastics, and Ken doesn't enjoy the bongo as a lead instrument. Certificate #25729.

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Episode 441: Lisztomania (Entry 726.MT0908) from 2022-03-01T07:00

In which a Hungarian composer and virtuoso pianist becomes Europe's first rock star, and John is looking for a German countess with the right braids. Certificate #39341.

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Episode 440: The Megavitamin Craze (Entry 772.PR2516) from 2022-02-24T05:00

In which a two-time Nobel Prize winner believes he has discovered the cure for the common cold, and Ken wants cilantro to tell him what to do. Certificate #31531.

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Episode 439: The Mill (Entry 788.MK1242) from 2022-02-22T05:00

In which a coinage act officially defines American currency much smaller than a penny, and John has an important question about a shrimp restaurant. Certificate #40326

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Episode 438: Beanie Babies (Entry 106.PR2105) from 2022-02-17T05:00

In which 1990s America becomes convinced that the world's least cuddly stuffed animals are the road to financial freedom, and Ken's very valuable comic book gets covered with jelly. Certificate #47...

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Episode 437: Vinegar Valentines (Entry 1396.PS10105) from 2022-02-15T05:00

In which Victorians use February 14 to woo their sweethearts but also to insult all their enemies, and John reveals the best night of the year to play a concert. Certificate #36155.

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Episode 436: The Hays Code (Entry 572.MT2325) from 2022-02-10T05:00

In which scandal-plagued Hollywood hires a Harding Administration official to clean up suggestive movies, and John is a student of kissing. Certificate #29282.

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Episode 435: The Anarchy (Entry 024.DA1106) from 2022-02-08T05:00

In which a German empress comes within a whisker of the English crown during a bloody civil war, and Ken discovers history's most fateful case of diarrhea. Certificate #45359.

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Episode 434: Trofim Lysenko (Entry 743.MT1325) from 2022-02-03T05:00

In which a Soviet agronomist misunderstands genetics so badly that millions of people die, and John finds giraffes to have the sexiest eyelashes. Certificate #27832.

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Episode 433: Chindogu (Entry 215.PR0812) from 2022-02-01T05:00

In which a Japanese college dropout invents a new kind of not-entirely-useless invention, and Ken enjoys a tidy sum. Certificate #36799.

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Episode 432: Ledger Art (Entry 709.2P0115) from 2022-01-27T05:00

In which accounting records become the basis for an important new genre of Native American painting, and Ken gets nostalgic for his childhood dog food invoices. Certificate #25974.

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Episode 431: Penguin Classics (Entry 915.EC1212) from 2022-01-25T05:00

In which a boring train ride from Devon leads to the creation of the modern paperback library, and John's daughter is a snob about sans serif typefaces. Certificate #41769.

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Episode 430: Roxas v. Marcos (Entry 1086.PR1506) from 2022-01-20T05:00

In which a humble locksmith sues the dictator who stole his golden Buddha, and Ken thinks teaching multiplication to juries was a mistake. Certificate #46804.

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Episode 429: Welsh Patagonia (Entry 1421.DE2609) from 2022-01-18T05:00

In which a small group of nationalists leave Wales for the prairies of Argentina, and John explains why he pronounces "Nazi" to rhyme with "snazzy." Certificate #53240.

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Episode 428: The Fastest Bicyclist (Entry 445.IS0526) from 2022-01-13T05:00

In which the world land speed cycling record reaches incredible heights using the power of the slipstream, and Ken doesn't need to hear the word "torque" so much. Certificate #43944.

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Episode 427: Damascus Steel (Entry 314.PS4503) from 2022-01-11T05:00

In which the technology used to make the world's strongest and most beautiful swords is lost to time, and John is suspicious of redheads. Certificate #26207.

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Episode 426: Nutshell Studies of Unexplained Death (Entry 853.PS13709) from 2022-01-06T05:00

In which an American heiress leverages her dollhouse enthusiasm to invent a new scientific discipline, and Ken's aunt knows more about cyanide than his uncle. Certificate #34368.

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Episode 425: The Law of the Tongue (Entry 705.JB0712) from 2022-01-04T05:00

In which an Australian whaling village learns to hunt cooperatively with the local apex predators, and John identifies the "ferrets of the sea." Certificate #46594.

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Episode 424: Der Grosser (Entry 551.EX1407) from 2021-12-30T05:00

In which an ultra-luxury Mercedes becomes the car of choice for rock stars and despots worldwide, and Ken wants to buy the least fascist doorbell. Certificate #49472.

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Episode 423: The Public Universal Friend (Entry 1006.JE3122) from 2021-12-28T05:00

In which a Rhode Island Quaker emerges from a coma rebranded as a nameless, genderless prophet, and John predicts the Temptations will get boils. Certificate #29297.

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Episode 422: The Halifax Explosion (Entry 562.JB0409) from 2021-12-23T05:00

In which a maritime comedy of errors in a Nova Scotia harbor leads to the biggest non-nuclear explosion in human history, and Ken learns why you should never buy an old yellow shirt. Certificate #2...

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Episode 421: The Jefferson Bible (Entry 671.LK2270) from 2021-12-21T05:00

In which the President of the United States secretly produces his own version of Jesus without any miracles or narrative incident at all, and John produces a healthy, nutritious bowl full of Kurt C...

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Episode 420: Cask 263 (Entry 191.PR2321) from 2021-12-16T05:00

In which a forgotten barrel of single malt whiskey becomes a multimillion dollar collector's item, and Ken refuses to drink beer out of a squirrel's butt. Certificate #13321.

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Episode 419: Vortex I (Entry 1403.JM0318) from 2021-12-14T05:00

In which the governor of Oregon keeps the peace by throwing the country's only state-sponsored rock festival, and John refuses to introduce two celebrities to each other. Certificate #21362.

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Episode 418: The Amargosa Opera House (Entry 038.JE1543) from 2021-12-09T05:00

In which a borax ghost town improbably becomes the performing arts center of Death Valley, and Ken is somewhat hazy on mules. Certificate #26351.

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Episode 417: Single Taxers (Entry 1164.LV2716) from 2021-12-07T05:00

In which a forgotten Gilded Age celebrity suggests reinventing the tax code so that landowners pay their fair share, and John is discomfited by the city of Altoona. Certificate #41467.

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Episode 416: Bothered About Dungeons&Dragons (Entry 145.1T0515) from 2021-12-02T05:00

In which a national hysteria erupts over the Satanists controlling your children's role-playing games, and Ken is just a big thimble. Certificate #38501.

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Episode 415: The Phantom of New Guinea (Entry 928.IS0117) from 2021-11-30T05:00

In which a purple-clad comic strip hero becomes a warrior totem in the western highlands of Papua New Guinea, and John locates the Dominican Republic of Asia. Certificate #24126.

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Episode 414: The Ma Bell Breakup (Entry 744.LK1214) from 2021-11-25T05:00

In which the U.S. government finally succeeds, after decades, in breaking up a massive telephone monopoly, and John is unfamiliar with a funny poem about an elephant. Certificate #22481.

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Episode 413: The Longest Prizefight (Entry 733.HE1032) from 2021-11-23T05:00

In which a seven-hour boxing match tests the patience of New Orleans crowds and changes the rules of the sport, and Ken thinks straws should be made of cornstarch. Certificate #26215.

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Episode 412: The Smiley Face Killer(s) (Entry 1177.JB2414) from 2021-11-18T05:00

In which investigators differ on whether binge-drinking or a homicidal conspiracy is killing American college students, and John plays Frogger to get to the East River. Certificate #23582.

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Episode 411: The Great Bell of Dhammazedi (Entry 548.EX3925) from 2021-11-16T05:00

In which the largest bell ever cast spends four centuries in the mud at the bottom of a Burmese river, and Ken makes a terrible grandfather clock decision. Certificate #50855.

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Episode 410: The Kalakala (Entry 681.2S1918) from 2021-11-11T05:00

In which a burned-out ferry becomes an art deco American icon of the future and then a derelict eyesore, and Ken blames Seattle for the great San Francisco fire of 1906. Certificate #19361.

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Episode 409: The All-Americans Go to Japan (Entry 032.1K0728) from 2021-11-09T05:00

In which a Tokyo newspaperman with big dreams lures Babe Ruth onto a pre-war baseball barnstorming tour, and John regrets that fancy lounges are mostly for drinking. Certificate #36360.

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Episode 408: Eternal September (Entry 428.1C1533) from 2021-11-04T05:00

In which the 1993 back-to-school week that never ended kills an early outpost of the internet, and Ken annoys online Winnie-the-Pooh fans. Certificate #47957.

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Episode 407: Salmon Chaos (Entry 1098.LK0506) from 2021-11-02T05:00

In which a viral craze inspires hundreds of young Taiwanese folks to put a fish in their names, and John hits a cement wall in his attempts to mate. Certificate #50920.

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Episode 406: Myers-Briggs (Entry 821.2T0223) from 2021-10-28T05:00

In which two pioneering women and amateur Jungians devise a way to classify sixteen different types of human personality, and Ken explains his Star Trek slash fiction. Certificate #36282.

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Episode 405: Bloody Mose (Entry 134.EZ1106) from 2021-10-26T05:00

In which America's first city for free black people rises from the salt marshes of Spanish Florida, and John regrets quoting a Monty Python sketch. Certificate #31305.

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Episode 404: Ramtha (Entry 1029.AC1616) from 2021-10-21T05:00

In which the discovery of quantum mechanics leads inevitably to the reappearance of a 30,000-year-old warrior god from a lost continent, and Ken proposes missionaries for silverware. Certificate #2...

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Episode 403: The Cahokia Mounds (Entry 173.IS2502) from 2021-10-19T05:00

In which a complex of massive earthworks in southern Illinois is assumed to have been built by Vikings, Hindus, or Welshmen, and John is fascinated by sexy voodoo. Certificate #34924.

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Episode 402: The Cheapside Hoard (Entry 210.MT0620) from 2021-10-14T05:00

In which a mysterious treasure is founded in a central London basement, and Ken has a question about the various beads and bangles of Aerosmith. Certificate #7089.

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Episode 401: Potsdam Giants (Entry 972.1S1704) from 2021-10-12T05:00

In which the "soldier king" of Prussia recruits and kidnaps Europe's tallest men to serve as his grenadiers, and John admires "merry" people of every height. Certificate #10109.

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Episode 400: Merkins (Entry 777.1C1115) from 2021-10-07T05:00

In which we trace the surprisingly long and eventful history of body hair grooming, and Ken wonders if Brad Pitt will be hot forever. Certificate #33732.

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Episode 399: Laetrile (Entry 696.MK1618) from 2021-10-05T05:00

In which apricot pits are discovered to be a cause of cyanide toxicicity rather than a cure for cancer, and John wanders Europe under the protection of a United States Senator. Certificate #527.

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Episode 398: Cape Hatteras Lighthouse (Entry 182.PS4303) from 2021-09-30T05:00

In which erosion on North Carolina's Outer Banks prompts the government to move a twelve-story lighthouse half a mile inland, and Ken is in favor of shipwrecks when the ships are bad. Certificate #...

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Episode 397: The Cotsworth Calendar (Entry 283.JB0306) from 2021-09-28T05:00

In which a gifted Yorkshire boy fails to talk the League of Nations into a thirteen-month year, and John thinks autumn gets short shrift. Certificate #25901.

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Episode 396: The Erie War (Entry 424.PR2822) from 2021-09-23T05:00

In which America's richest men invent many, many types of securities fraud while tussling over a New York State railroad, and Ken imagines a zoo full of cows. Certificate #32641.

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Episode 395: Kennewick Man (Entry 683.GN2304) from 2021-09-21T05:00

In which a prehistoric nomad becomes the center of a heated legal battle nine thousand years after his death, and John announces a hydroplane race. Certificate #17567.

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Episode 394: The Town of Bent Necks (Entry 1323.SS0701) from 2021-09-16T05:00

In which two Nazi brothers divide a German town into rival athletic shoe factions, and Ken plans a hotel heist. Certificate #31961.

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Episode 393: The Prince Philip Movement (Entry 987.PS8207) from 2021-09-14T05:00

In which one Melanesian village decides, sight unseen, to worship the Duke of Edinburgh, and the gods imprison John in a small ravine. Certificate #50227.

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Episode 392: The Wave (Entry 1415.1K0814) from 2021-09-09T05:00

In which the invention of a Bay Area cheerleader becomes science's most exhaustively studied stadium ritual, and Ken doesn't think harbor seals come in different colors. Certificate #4418.

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Episode 391: Middle Initials (Entry 786.LK0161) from 2021-09-07T05:00

In which twentieth-century America becomes the only time and place in history when people drop letters into their names, and John renames himself in the phone book. Certificate #21831.

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Episode 390: The Great Diamond Hoax (Entry 548.MT1344) from 2021-09-02T05:00

In which a clever drillbit company accountant cons banking bigwigs into believing an acre of Wyoming is covered in precious gems, and Ken suggests a touching tribute to Paul Anka. Certificate #52348.

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Episode 389: The Chicago Seekers (Entry 213.RV0103) from 2021-08-31T05:00

In which a failed Chicago flying saucer cult leads to a landmark study in social psychology, and John blames religious fervor on diet pills. Certificate #17854.

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Episode 388: The Fresnel Lens (Entry 501.1C1312) from 2021-08-26T05:00

In which an efficient new piece of French glassware changes the history of lighthouses, and Ken learns the exact age of Discovery. Certificate #52246.

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Episode 387: Goodnight Moon (Entry 539.PR0324) from 2021-08-24T05:00

In which a modernist Manhattan bohemian accidentally writes the great American bedtime story, and John regrets making his professor voice Austrian. Certificate #44141.

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Episode 386: The Mpemba Effect (Entry 813.JB3829) from 2021-08-19T05:00

In which scientists from Aristotle up to modern-day Tanzania try to understand the paradoxical way water seems to freeze, and Ken thinks baseball should have cheerleaders. Certificate #25481.

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Episode 385: The Mafeking Cadet Corps (Entry 746.IS2903) from 2021-08-17T05:00

In which a hero of the Second Boer War turns an ill-advised siege into a worldwide youth movement, and John isn't sure if one can tell time with a cannon. Certificate #31247.

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Episode 384: The Cuyahoga River Fire(s) (Entry 309.IS4302) from 2021-08-12T05:00

In which the American government only gets serious about environmental cleanup after a river in Cleveland bursts into flame well over a dozen times, and Ken believes he could manufacture gravel. C...

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Episode 383: Fiji's Declaration of Independence (Entry 467.EC0306) from 2021-08-10T05:00

In which a Pacific nation loses its founding document and has to ask nicely for a photocopy replacement, and John missed his chance at an assumed identity. Certificate #23621.

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Episode 382: The Oosik (Entry 868.GN0223) from 2021-08-05T05:00

In which walrus genitals supply an important element to Alaskan folk art, and Ken will not inspect the underside of a wallaby. Certificate #45999.

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Episode 381: The Next Dalai Lama (Entry 836.MT0208) from 2021-08-03T05:00

In which the uninterrupted 600-year succession of Tibetan Buddhist leadership is threatened by political oppression, and John admires a hat that looks like a banana. Certificate #32762.

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Episode 380: The Fulda Gap (Entry 505.2K0316) from 2021-07-29T05:00

In which a series of valleys in central Germany become the focus of Cold War military strategy for generals "fighting the last war," and Ken orders a baby online. Certificate #51668.

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Episode 379: Lieutenant Nun (Entry 718.2C1102) from 2021-07-27T05:00

In which a "Basque transvestite" leaves her San Sebastian convent in 1607 to become one of the most dangerous men in South America, and John thinks an Italian pope would be a little naughtier than ...

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Episode 378: Games Buddha Wouldn't Play (Entry 514.PP0203) from 2021-07-22T05:00

In which a great spiritual leader lists all the kinds of dice and pick-up sticks and toy windmills that are off-limits to the enlightened, and Ken wants to lick a tetherball pole. Certificate #25968.

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Episode 377: Union Dixie (Entry 1368.EZ2046) from 2021-07-20T05:00

In which the same folk song is embraced by both sides of the U.S. Civil War, albeit with different lyrics, and John accuses a Supreme Court justice of having a racist ringtone. Certificate #27330.

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Episode 376: Mulberry Mania (Entry 815.2S0523) from 2021-07-15T05:00

In which early America, hoping to keep up with the Chinese, is caught up in an obsession with white mulberry trees, and Ken marvels at the hanky-panky that must go on in every Olympic Village. Cer...

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Episode 375: An African in Greenland (Entry 022.JB3132) from 2021-07-13T05:00

In which a young man from French Togoland survives a snake attack and embarks on a lifelong quest to see the Arctic, and John loses a large rooster. Certificate #36809.

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Episode 374: Wuppertal Schwebebahn (Entry 1448.DE0227) from 2021-07-08T05:00

In which a German industrial town builds a unique new type of suspension railway that fails to catch on worldwide, and Ken disses the Eiffel Tower. Certificate #36460.

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Episode 373: Goat Glands (Entry 536.AC0409) from 2021-07-06T05:00

In which a Midwestern quack becomes a radio tycoon (and almost governor of Kansas) by extolling the virtues of animal testicles, and John eats cheese out of a pocket. Certificate #42674.

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Episode 372: Erdos-Bacon-Sabbath (Entry 423.JB3104) from 2021-07-01T05:00

In which we are introduced to the most exclusive cinema-musico-academic club on earth, and Ken volunteers to provide a guest rap. Certificate #32655.

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Episode 371: The Zaire Space Program (Entry 1455.PS11516) from 2021-06-29T05:00

In which a maverick German engineer tries to give an African dictator his very own space program, and John reminds us that astronauts are often quite short. Certificate #48059.

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Episode 370: The 1871 Whaling Disaster (Entry 399.1T0119) from 2021-06-24T05:00

In which a city-sized segment of the world's whaling fleet is trapped together in Arctic ice off Alaska, and Ken blames the horrors of the industrial world on whale ghosts. Certificate #31403.

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Episode 369: James Frazier Reed (Entry 1044.EZ0510) from 2021-06-22T05:00

In which one pioneer's midlife crisis leads him to a brush with Donner Party death and then prosperity in gold rush California, and John is tempted to murder a bassist with a whip handle. Certifica...

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Episode 368: The Erika Typewriter (Entry 424.JB0412) from 2021-06-17T05:00

In which contraband East German equipment helps create an underground publishing movement in the Soviet Union, and Ken's favorite typeface is now tainted. Certificate #37914.

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Episode 367: Four-Leaf Clovers (Entry 495.JE3623) from 2021-06-15T05:00

In which a rare recessive plant gene produces a persistent superstition and a cutthroat collectors' competition, and John will never mock Allah. Certificate #12598.

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Episode 366: The Panorama of the Monumental Grandeur of the Mississippi Valley (Entry 895.NU2406) from 2021-06-10T05:00

In which very, very large oil paintings become the 19th-century precursor of the modern movie theater, and Ken has never seen the sun rise by choice. Certificate #14751.

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Episode 365: Left Behind (Entry 709.1T0416) from 2021-06-08T05:00

In which some controversial Bible theology sells 65 million apocalypse thriller books and even shapes American foreign policy, and John can identify sinners on a plane. Certificate #40618.

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Episode 364: Nudie Suits (Entry 850.EX2631) from 2021-06-03T05:00

In which a Ukrainian-born tailor brings the first outrageous stage wear to the American music scene--but in country and western, not glam rock--and Ken is unsure about his sky-blue pants. Certifica...

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Episode 363: Officials General (Entry 861.MK0640) from 2021-06-01T05:00

In which English inherits some "postpositive adjectives" from the Norman Conquest that continue to confuse high-ranking federal officials to this day, and John thinks companies should have one vice...

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Episode 362: Interrobang (Entry 655.LK2040) from 2021-05-27T05:00

In which a series of typographic attempts to improve on the exclamation point and question mark are doomed to failure, and Ken is unable to justify the existence of the backslash. Certificate #22311.

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Episode 361: Mister Rogers's Operas (Entry 795.RO1502) from 2021-05-25T05:00

In which America's most beloved television host and moral exemplar composes a series of now-mostly-forgotten children's operas, and John thinks Star Wars is what ends childhood. Certificate #29242.

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Episode 360: Concordski (Entry 258.JE4606) from 2021-05-20T05:00

In which the Soviet Union attempts to close its "Concorde gap" with the West by developing its own terrible supersonic passenger jet, and John is okay with pilots showing off as long as they're in ...

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Episode 359: Olestra (Entry 864.LV0723) from 2021-05-18T05:00

In which Procter&Gamble spends almost thirty years trying to bring its fat substitute to market, only to see it vanish from the public memory almost immediately, and Ken just wants to eat devil's f...

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Episode 358: The Worst Poet in History (Entry 1445.PR2622) from 2021-05-13T05:00

In which Scottish mill-worker William McGonagall becomes notorious for his utterly sincere but terrible poetry, and John plans to instigate a sex riot. Certificate #44448.

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Episode 357: The Back of a Napkin (Entry 090.LK1920) from 2021-05-11T05:00

In which we study the long history of inspirations getting jotted down on scrap paper, and Ken learns he's too lively to be a rock musician. Certificate #44181.

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Episode 356: Dagen H (Entry 313.EZ2116) from 2021-05-06T05:00

In which Sweden literally changes directions overnight, and John feels that the samurai spirit is all in the details. Certificate #30932.

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Episode 355: Cholitas (Entry 218.1C1110) from 2021-05-04T05:00

In which a poltitical revolution in Bolivia produces a new wave of visibility for the nation's hat-wearing indigenous women, and Ken wonders which communist dictators were cuddly. Certificate #16179.

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Episode 354: Drywall (Entry 384.LV1442) from 2021-04-29T05:00

In which a new gypsum miracle product takes more than a century to replace lath-and-plaster walls in home construction, and John thinks lizards have ears. Certificate #35059.

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Episode 353: America's Joan of Arc (Entry 040.2S1412) from 2021-04-27T05:00

In which a now-forgotten Quaker teenager becomes the most fiery and most famous woman orator of her time, and Ken has no idea if Norman Schwarzkopf is alive or dead. Certificate #44568.

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Episode 352: The Bottle Conjuror (Entry 145.PS11983) from 2021-04-22T05:00

In which an aristocrat's private bet about gullible audiences leads to a 1749 theater riot, and John thinks Dick Cheney should have a podcast. Certificate #16793.

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Episode 351: Mother Earth's Plantasia (Entry 810.1CH1633) from 2021-04-20T05:00

In which the Moog synthesizer and the "plant consciousness" movement of the 1970s produce a rare collector's item for lovers of weird music, and Ken refuses to buy his children reptiles. Certificat...

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Episode 350: The Tan Suit Controversy (Entry 1277.EZ3403) from 2021-04-15T05:00

In which the president wears beige to an August 2014 press conference, suddenly creating three or four new kinds of political discourse, each worse than the last. Certificate #35844.

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Episode 349: Magic Eye (Entry 747.PR0425) from 2021-04-13T05:00

In which we trace two centuries of people being briefly interested in three-dimensional images, and John gets a bad case of "Intellivision thumb." Certificate #27012.

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Episode 348: Rasputin (Entry 1031.MT2411) from 2021-04-08T05:00

In which a Siberian mystic gets so cozy with Russian royals that he ensures the success of the Bolshevik Revolution, and Ken wonders if he blinks the normal amount of times. Certificate #38899.

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Episode 347: The Crash at Crush (Entry 292.ZP0110) from 2021-04-06T05:00

In which the American love affair with demolition-based entertainment is born near Waco, Texas in an explosion of iron and steam, and John believes some flight attendants are aliens. Certificate #3...

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Episode 346: Figwit (Entry 467.JE2402) from 2021-04-01T05:00

In which we follow the arc of nerd culture to the Council of Elrond where a certain kind of fan service is born, and Ken explains why people fight about Frodo and Jesus. Certificate #40170.

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Episode 345: The Cadaver Synod (Entry 172.HE0927) from 2021-03-30T05:00

In which a zombie pope is forced to stand trial in 9th-century Rome, and Ken discovers a generation of people with strong opinions about the word "zoology." Certificate #28349.

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Episode 344: Roady Bill and Tony the Pony (Entry 1077.PR0719) from 2021-03-25T05:00

In which an online covered wagon auction unearths an almost-forgotten genre of itinerant performer, and John refuses to identify the Tijuana of Europe. Certificate #46962.

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Episode 343: The Underarm Bowling Incident (Entry 1363.JB2602) from 2021-03-23T05:00

In which an Australian cricket team creates an international controversy with an unorthodox but legal strategy, and Ken accidentally does a Boston accent. Certificate #30080.

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Episode 342: The Lost Spitfires of Burma (Entry 736.AC0219) from 2021-03-18T05:00

In which a modern-day treasure hunter becomes convinced that a priceless trove of British fighter jets is buried at the end of an airport runway, and John becomes a realtor for Myanmar. Certificate...

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Episode 341: The Memex (Entry 774.EX3607) from 2021-03-16T05:00

In which the Internet is born in 1945 when a radar technician in a bamboo hut reads a Life magazine article about a futuristic desk, and Ken wonders if anyone smoked weed at Los Alamos. Certificate...

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Episode 340: English as She Is Spoke (Entry 414.GE1107) from 2021-03-11T05:00

In which an inept attempt at a Portuguese-English phrasebook becomes an enduring comedy classic, and John celebrates the invention of the stirrup. Certificate #29469.

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Episode 339: Rosa Luxemburg's Body (Entry 1082.NU1911) from 2021-03-09T05:00

In which the most famous socialist rabble-rouser of her time returns from her 1919 execution (maybe) as a headless mummy, and Ken wonders if ancient Irish peasants had combination skin. Certificate...

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Episode 338: Mobile Jubilees (Entry 797.LV2512) from 2021-03-04T05:00

In which a set of rare ocean and weather conditions in Alabama can lead to periodic seafood explosions, and Ken and John agree that Muscle Shoals must be in the wrong place. Certificate #38099.

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Episode 337: Henry Cavendish (Entry 197.JB2825) from 2021-03-02T05:30

In which the wealthiest and most socially awkward British thinker of his time revolutionizes science, mostly in secret, and John wants to harvest clones at Packers games. Certificate #47447.

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Episode 336: The Beatles' Lord of the Rings (Entry 107.EX2512) from 2021-02-25T05:00

In which we consider an alternate timeline where the Beatles' third movie was a psychedelic Tolkien adaptation instead of a bummer documentary, and Ken sticks up for sanitation. Certificate #51290.

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Episode 335: Sergeant Stubby (Entry 1136.PS1848) from 2021-02-23T05:00

In which a mutt from the mean streets of Connecticut becomes a decorated hero in the trenches of World War I, and John is only good at half of rugby. Certificate #26161.

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Episode 334: Beaver Castoreum (Entry 108.EX3035) from 2021-02-18T05:00

In which the gross gunk from the back end of a rodent is discovered to be an invaluable perfume ingredient and even flavor enhancer, and Ken's Sunday school teacher does not want a high-five. Certi...

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Episode 333: Flying Through the Gateway Arch (Entry 484.EZ4030) from 2021-02-16T05:00

In which Midwestern pilots are unable to resist the gaping maw of the St. Louis skyline, and John watches a Wim Wenders movie fourteen times without ever seeing the beginning. Certificate #30320.

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Episode 332: The Whole Earth Catalog (Entry 1430.IS1426) from 2021-02-11T05:00

In which an acid trip and a NASA space photo inspire a new guide of counterculture "tools" for living, and Ken helps John get his Nixon back. Certificate #51410.

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Episode 331: Lego Minifigures (Entry 711.EX0508) from 2021-02-09T05:00

In which we learn how a "system" of Scandinavian minimalism put on a happy face and became the most popular toy in the world, and John tries the art of the deal with Ken's kids. Certificate #50469.

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Episode 330: The Universal Studios Fire (Entry 1370.PS10618) from 2021-02-04T05:00

In which a series of corporate mergers and one amusement park fire conspire to rob the world of a priceless musical heritage, and Ken regrets renting a fancy car. Certificate #43485.

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Episode 329: The Great Tea Race (Entry 548.JM0304) from 2021-02-02T05:00

In which four clipper ships race to London in the most exciting contest of the 19th century, and John thinks race cars should deliver cocaine. Certificate #38646.

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Episode 328: Bigfoot Hoaxers (Entry 120.2K0108) from 2021-01-28T05:00

In which southwest Washington State becomes the epicenter for lazy Sasquatch fakes, and Ken explains how the Jersey Devil probably reproduces. Certificate #17742.

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Episode 327: Operation Ajax (Entry 869.PR2904) from 2021-01-26T05:00

In which a presidential grandchild with a reasonable CIA departmental budget is all it takes to overthrow Iran, and John reveals the only downside of firing a howitzer. Certificate #39131.

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Episode 326: The River of Doubt (Entry 1076.PS7208) from 2021-01-21T05:00

In which Teddy Roosevelt and his son celebrate the end of his manly presidency by almost dying in South America, and Ken is tricked into discussing Mato Grosso. Certificate #27531.

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Episode 325: Allegheny Time (Entry 032.MT2436) from 2021-01-19T05:00

In which a series of traumatic train accidents and a broke astronomer conspire to re-invent time as a flat circle, and John accidentally attends a clock unveiling. Certificate #13818.

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Episode 324: Otokichi (Entry 879.2C1125) from 2020-12-31T05:00

In which a freak Pacific storm in 1832 makes one young castaway an unusual ambassador for the Empire of Japan, and Ken is unable to justify the Gospel of John. Certificate #37850.

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Episode 323: Woodstock '99 (Entry 1441.IS2808) from 2020-12-29T05:00

In which a fiery apocalypse outside Rome, New York marks the cultural endpoint of the 1990s, and John spends his whole childhood reading about armaments in Janes publications. Certificate #27287.

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Episode 322: Kon-Tiki (Entry 692.MT1424) from 2020-12-24T05:00

In which a Norwegian amateur anthropologist sails a raft from Peru to Polynesia to push a pet theory, and Ken covets ink and gold. Certificate #18688.

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Episode 321: The War Before This One (Entry 1409.NH0109) from 2020-12-22T05:00

In which we follow the long, strange journey that finally got World War I and World War II their names, and John goes for drinks with his high school principal. Certificate #24737.

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Episode 320: Slab City (Entry 1170.IS3501) from 2020-12-17T05:00

In which itinerant snowbirds turn an abandoned desert naval base into a trash-mountain utopia, and Ken hopes a nuke lands on his head. Certificate #33204.

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Episode 319: Carlo Gesualdo (Entry 526.HE1304) from 2020-12-15T05:00

In which modernity discovers a late Renaissance composer with a history of ahead-of-his-time harmonies and lurid murder, and John scats like Cab Calloway after midnight. Certificate #39859.

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Episode 318: The Guardian Angels (Entry 554.EX2320) from 2020-12-10T05:00

In which a Brooklyn-born fast food manager slaps some paramilitary berets on local kids and starts a new community policing movement, and Ken wonders how to allocate the stripes on the American fla...

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Episode 317: B. Traven (Entry 1332.PR2502) from 2020-12-08T05:00

In which we trace at least four secret identities of the most reclusive novelist in literary history, and John gets a terrible fake ID from the fake ID store. Certificate #39453.

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Episode 316: Dingbat Apartments (Entry 351.AC2830) from 2020-12-03T05:00

In which we learn why Los Angeles and other post-war American cities have tens of thousands of the same apartment complex, and Ken wonders where Philip Johnson's water heater is. Certificate #25380.

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Episode 315: Ultrarunning (Entry 1357.IS4031) from 2020-12-01T05:00

In which a throwback British baronet (sort of) completes seven marathons on seven continents in seven consecutive days, and John runs like a rhinoceros. Certificate #20800.

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Episode 314: The DeLorean Cocaine Bust (Entry 330.JB1810) from 2020-11-26T05:00

In which Detroit's first "cool" car executive almost goes to jail in an attempt to save his weird car and foundering company, and Ken says it's okay for kids to climb into refrigerators now. Certif...

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Episode 313: Elizabeth Nietzsche (Entry 837.EX0204) from 2020-11-24T05:00

In which a Prussian schoolteacher's wife founds a failed anti-Semitic utopia in Paraguay and creates fascism's favorite philosopher, and John wants to keep Nazis off the Moon at all costs. Certifi...

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Episode 312: Cottagecore (Entry 283.ZP0206) from 2020-11-19T05:00

In which we look at the long history of romanticizing rural life, from the Enlightenment all the way up to today's Instagram lesbians, and Ken accuses Thoreau of "glamping." Certificate #45989.

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Episode 311: The Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon (Entry 088.MK1472) from 2020-11-17T05:00

In which we learn what causes the "frequency illusion" of recently learned facts immediately reappearing into view, and John has too many books on his bed for romance. Certificate #36846.

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Episode 310: The Baader-Meinhof Gang (Entry 088.EZ2736) from 2020-11-12T05:00

In which far-left European terrorism of the 1970s produces West Germany's own Marxist-Leninist "Bonnie and Clyde," and Ken feels bad for that kissing nurse in Times Square. Certificate #26524.

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Episode 309: The Cavendish Banana (Entry 197.JU0112) from 2020-11-10T05:00

In which we learn that the massive global banana export market is a precarious monoculture doomed to disaster because of a tiny fungus, and John thinks Sean Young might be a time traveler. Certific...

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Episode 308: Wampum (Entry 1408.DE0206) from 2020-11-05T05:00

In which the intricate bead culture of the Eastern Woodlands tribes confuses new British and Dutch arrivals, and Ken refuses to let Thomas Jefferson make him be a farmer. Certificate #31448.

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Episode 307: Election Ties (Entry 400.1CH2508) from 2020-11-03T05:00

In which we learn what governments do when election results come back exactly tied, and John swings a Seattle mayoral election by asking for directions. Certificate #30371.

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Episode 306: Mensa (Entry 775.PR1320) from 2020-10-29T05:00

In which the era of intelligence testing produces an Oxford-based society for smarty-pants who, it turns out, mostly want to solve puzzles, and Ken is shamed for identifying an antelope. Certificat...

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Episode 305: C-Day (Entry 198.MT2527) from 2020-10-27T05:00

In which the U.S. military battles black marketing and currency destabilization by paying Korea- and Vietnam-era servicemembers in play money, and John learns about a 1990s fad for the first time. ...

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Episode 304: The Day the Clown Cried (Entry 317.PS12605) from 2020-10-22T05:00

In which an unfinished Holocaust "dramedy" gains a reputation as the worst movie ever made even though no one has ever seen it, and Ken thinks a lot about dog poop. Certificate #46512.

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Episode 303: Eliza (Entry 404.LK0247) from 2020-10-20T05:00

In which an MIT professor worried about a digital future accidentally creates the field of human-machine conversation, and John flirts with a 54-year-old computer program. Certificate #36441.

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Episode 302: Cynthia Plaster Caster (Entry 949.JE4817) from 2020-10-15T05:00

In which a shy Chicago student becomes one of the most famous rock fans in America by virtue of her anatomically correct artwork, and John offers Ken an unwanted present. Certificate #30889.

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Episode 301: Washington, CSA (Entry 1412.MT1225) from 2020-10-13T05:00

In which a doddering general saves America from an alarming alternate history in which the Confederacy takes over the nation instead of seceding, and Ken objurgates against several things (but espe...

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Episode 300: Seawise Giant (Entry 1121.AC2718) from 2020-10-08T05:00

In which an unnamed Greek shipping magnate "jumbo-izes" an oil tanker so big that it can't even navigate the English Channel, and John ponders digging a canal between Seattle and Omaha. Certificate...

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Episode 299: Aztec Death Whistles (Entry 088.PS5502) from 2020-10-06T05:00

In which thousands of Mesoamerican "toys" in museums around the world turn out to be terrifying vessels for the screams of wind and death, and Ken dreams of wearing "Bespin fatigues." Certificate #...

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Episode 298: White Trains (Entry 1429.IS1305) from 2020-10-01T05:00

In which the Department of Energy decides upon a bizarre way to transport nuclear warheads, and Ken applauds the conservation of Cold War consonants. Certificate #25154.

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Episode 297: Mary Kay Pink Cadillacs (Entry 762.2K0930) from 2020-09-29T05:00

In which a feisty Texan single mom comes up with the gimmick that puts a friendly face on the appalling direct sales industry, and John recommends kicking a bear. Certificate #29266.

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Episode 296: Take Ivy (Entry 1274.LK1619) from 2020-09-24T05:00

In which the Platonic ideal of American "prep" fashion catches on with Japanese hipsters before it does back home, and Ken finds someone to blame for his short Uniqlo pants. Certificate #21125.

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Episode 295: The Three Governors (Entry 1302.MK0934) from 2020-09-22T05:00

In which a 1946 election in George results in chaos, fraud, public drunkenness, and broken furniture, and John decides to become a potato-hating beekeeper in retirement. Certificate #27176.

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Episode 294: Article the First (Entry 070.JE0705) from 2020-09-17T05:00

In which the very first amendment to the Bill of Rights, outlining the future of U.S. government, gets forgotten on its path to ratification, and Ken insults Delaware. Certificate #21125.

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Episode 293: Generic Food (Entry 521.JB1817) from 2020-09-15T05:00

In which a hilariously minimalistic grocery ghetto blooms in no-frills Carter-era America, and John chases a memory of uniformed women plying him with cheese cubes. Certificate #34402.

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Episode 292: Joe Meek (Entry 771.PS2509) from 2020-09-10T05:00

In which the art of music recording is revolutionized by a troubled British record producer who doesn't read or play music, and Ken can't really think of any guitar pedals. Certificate #37241.

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Episode 291: The Garbage Barge (Entry 515.LA0345) from 2020-09-08T05:00

In which our modern recycling fervor is shaped by a mob boss who can't find a port for three thousand tons of Long Island garbage, and John has a dining room full of tin. Certificate #26561.

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Episode 290: Change of Gauge (Entry 206.LV2733) from 2020-09-03T05:00

In which the nightmarish complexity of the world's non-standardized rail systems is marveled at, and Ken hatches a zeppelin-related plan to resurrect Dame Agatha Christie. Certificate #48966.

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Episode 289: Dragnet (Entry 378.TI0301) from 2020-09-01T05:00

In which a single TV series builds the modern image of American police as righteous and efficient, despite much evidence to the contrary, and John uses its theme song in the bedroom. Certificate #3...

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Episode 288: The Duke of Anjou (Entry 386.EC0804) from 2020-08-27T05:00

In which we trace the convoluted, "kooky-wawa" genealogy that identifies the Spanish playboy banker who should be sitting the French throne, and John wants to be a ski-town sheriff. Certificate #24...

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Episode 287: Billboards (Entry 121.DA0403) from 2020-08-25T05:00

In which we study the history of oversized roadside advertising all the way from ancient Egypt to Blade Runner, and Ken is skeptical about yellow-and-green election posters. Certificate #50861.

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Episode 286: German Telegrams (Entry 525.PR2606) from 2020-08-20T05:00

In which a century of German diplomacy is repeatedly hamstrung by their inept telegraphy-related decisions, and Ken has some notes about the poster for Jaws 2. Certificate #51969.

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Episode 285: Marilyn vos Savant (Entry 1403.PR1401) from 2020-08-18T05:00

In which the dark days of the 1980s are brightened by the sudden appearance in Sunday newspaper supplements of the world's smartest person, and John tries to buy a mean t-shirt about Ken. Certifica...

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Episode 284: George Washington's Teeth (Entry 524.JB4114) from 2020-08-13T05:00

In which the we learn that that story of America's most famous false teeth is upsetting for reasons that go way beyond dental pain, and Ken calls George Washington the ultimate NIMBY. Certificate #...

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Episode 283: Lilith (Entry 721.LK1420) from 2020-08-11T05:00

In which puzzled medieval rabbis decide that it's not Adam and Eveā€”it's Adam and Lilith and Eve and Eve, and John wonders if anyone ate beets in the Garden of Eden. Certificate #14309.

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Episode 282: Ronco (Entry 1081.MI0303) from 2020-08-06T05:00

In which a kitchen gadgeteer harnesses the power of late-night television to create a new American art form, the infomercial--but wait, there's more! Ken thinks music shouldn't come from a scarf. ...

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Episode 281: Vesna Vulovic (Entry 1404.EC0410) from 2020-08-04T05:00

In which a stubborn Yugoslavian air hostess sets a world record by surviving a six-mile fall from the sky, and John misplaces the Carpathians. Certificate #33008.

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Episode 280: Dutch Elm Disease (Entry 388.JL0112) from 2020-07-30T05:00

In which America's forests and suburbs are ravaged by a strange invader brought by bark beetles, and Ken insists on comparing tree sap to mucus even though no one wants that. Certificate #27612.

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Episode 279: Sister Cities (Entry 1165.AM0408) from 2020-07-28T05:00

In which post-war trauma and idealism inspire world cities to try a new kind of diplomacy, and John has big plans for Cluj-Napoca, Romania. Certificate #39656.

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Episode 278: Project MK-Ultra (Entry 993.HB0111) from 2020-07-23T05:00

In which the CIA becomes convinced that acid-laced cocktails are the solution to all our Cold War intelligence problems, and Ken suggests a new variant of foosball. Certificate #28598.

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Episode 277: The Tibetan Memory Trick (Entry 1306.NU0774) from 2020-07-21T05:00

In which a Victorian parlor game about poultry and tweezers blossoms into a tongue twister, a comedy act, and a broadcasting test, and John tunes a guitar because Frank Zappa isn't available. Certi...

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Episode 276: The Phoebus Cartel (Entry 931.JN0905) from 2020-07-16T05:00

In which an evil cabal of lightbulb manufacturers realizes they can sell more product if bulbs burn out faster, and Ken decides he invented Teddy Ruxpin. Certificate #24473..

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Episode 275: The Guru Letters (Entry 557.PR0513) from 2020-07-14T05:00

In which a Siberia-obsessed Russian mystic counts a future U.S. vice president among his acolytes, and John offers up our softest poets to the mosquitoes of Alaska. Certificate #43738.

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Episode 274: Hanky Codes (Entry 566.EZ1321) from 2020-07-09T05:00

In which we look back at the complex and clandestine history of sexual signaling in gay culture, and Ken thinks a lot of decades have the wrong adjectives. Certificate #34366.

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Episode 273: Fletcherizing (Entry 478.AC0754) from 2020-07-07T05:00

In which a Victorian food faddist persuades America and Europe to chew each bite of onion over seven hundred times, and John discovers what Woodrow Wilson would look like if he were an embezzler. C...

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Episode 272: Deborah Sampson (Entry 1100.JG0512) from 2020-07-02T05:00

In which a patriotic young colonist serves bravely in the American Revolution without anyone realizing she's secretly a woman, and Ken accuses a lot of deadbeat dads of doing murders in Maine. Cert...

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Episode 271: Thomas the Tank Engine (Entry 1300.TI0209) from 2020-06-30T05:00

In which children's love of model trains is reinvigorated in our era by an odd British TV property with an odd British ideology, and John thinks helicopters are probably hippies. Certificate #49600.

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Episode 270: Sea Silk (Entry 1120.EX3816) from 2020-06-25T05:00

In which surprisingly large mussels provide the world's finest cloth to a shrinking number of old Mediterranean women, and Ken wonders what a Tibetan antelope smells like. Certificate #29379.

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Episode 269: The 504 Sit-In (Entry 473.LK1413) from 2020-06-23T05:00

In which the Carter Administration waffles so long on a groundbreaking civil rights law that disabled protestors take over a federal building for almost a month, and John considers building a maze ...

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Episode 268: Le PĆ©tomane (Entry 926.IS0324) from 2020-06-18T05:00

In which a French baker discovers an unusual muscular ability that makes him an international star, and Ken works on his Kegels mid-recording. Certificate #22584.

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Episode 267: Pulsars, Discovery of (Entry 1008.IS4713) from 2020-06-16T05:00

In which the discoverer of neutron stars is largely ignored for her achievement, and John wonders about the precise verbiage to summon "Beetlejuice." Certificate #52246.

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Episode 266: TV Detection Vans (Entry 1351.MT1828) from 2020-06-11T05:00

In which the BBC employs a high-tech surveillance fleet to find out if Britons are seeing Doctor Who illegally, and Ken watches Monday Night Football on Tuesday nights. Certificate #48968.

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Episode 265: Roald Amundsen's Airship (Entry 1077.JE0113) from 2020-06-09T05:00

In which fifteen men in a dirigible, to say nothing of the dog, conquer the North Pole while arguing all the way, and John wonders if there are Italians on the Moon. Certificate #23607.

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Episode 264: Jesse Owens, Gold Medals of (Entry 887.LV2525) from 2020-06-04T05:00

In which we examine the secondary market for Olympic medals, Nobel Prizes, game show trophies, and other awards, and Ken and John struggle to remember if Watson or Crick is the bad one. Certificate...

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Episode 263: The Hero of Camperdown (Entry 583.IS3323) from 2020-06-02T05:00

In which one press-ganged sailor's quick thinking and bravery ends an invasion of Ireland and changes the course of history, while John and Ken disagree over the meaning of Elton John lyrics. Certi...

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Episode 262: Soapy Smith (Entry 1178.2T0313) from 2020-05-28T05:00

In which Alaska chooses to make a cheerfully lawless gold rush villain into a beloved folk hero, and Ken wonders if he's married to a dice-rolling confidence artist. Certificate #35570.

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Episode 261: Chick Tracts (Entry 214.RO0116) from 2020-05-26T05:00

In which history's most widely read theologian is revealed to be an eccentric Los Angeles cartoonist and conspiracy theorist who looks like Slim Pickens, and John notices that religious pamphlets m...

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Episode 260: The Joy of Cooking (Entry 676.EZ2410) from 2020-05-21T05:00

In which a Listerine label-printing company publishes what goes on to become the most popular cookbook in American history, and Ken imagines Wall Street Journal portraits of seafood. Certificate #3...

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Episode 259: Love (Entry 737.GA0514) from 2020-05-19T05:00

In which one of the great Pop Art geniuses of his century accidentally becomes a one-hit wonder with an iconic bit of typography, and John regrets never entering into an arranged marriage. Certifi...

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Episode 258: The International Cable Protection Committee (Entry 654.IS4316) from 2020-05-14T05:00

In which we are reminded that the modern global communication network still relies on unwiedly physical cables running along the sea-floor, tempting Russian spies and itchy whales, and Ken enjoys t...

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Episode 257: Grade Inflation (Entry 542.JB0807) from 2020-05-12T05:00

In which the phenomenon of "illusory superiority" causes a gradual creep of ratings and reputations in every field, from maple syrup to dunks to dress sizes, and John is universally praised by his ...

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Episode 256: Tanzanite (Entry 1277.IS5411) from 2020-05-07T05:00

In which a consortium of gemologists tries to persuade vacationers of the hottest new thing in jewelry, which Ken considers to be the Sammy Hagar of birthstones. Certificate #48596.

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Episode 255: Etchings (Entry 428.GN3907) from 2020-05-05T05:00

In which filthy Restoration comedy, Horatio Alger, and a sensational murder trial conspire to create a very odd pick-up line, and John requires an extra syllable in "Tijuana." Certificate #2793.

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Episode 254: The Wild Goose (Entry 1432.MT0823) from 2020-04-30T05:00

In which John Wayne buys a decommissioned minesweeper as his luxury yacht and it outlasts its more famous French sister ship, which is probably now full of slugs. Certificate #28232.

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Episode 253: (LIVE) The Wreck of the Titan (Entry 1446.EZ2734) from 2020-04-28T05:00

In which a failed periscope inventor predicts the greatest disaster of his time with apparently paranormal accuracy, and special guest Aimee Mann is warned away from the supernatural in no uncertai...

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Episode 252: Prairie Schooners (Entry 975.NU0703) from 2020-04-23T05:00

In which the west is won by long fleets of covered wagons "sailing" on to the Oregon Territory, and Ken thinks it was mistake to capitalize the Northwest Passage. Certificate #18089.

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Episode 251: Ferdinandea (Entry 461.RV1620) from 2020-04-21T05:00

In which the European powers scramble to claim an infant pile of basalt in the Mediterranean, and John wonders how steampunk the Libyan submarine fleet might be. Certificate #50204.

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Episode 250: Green Funerals (Entry 549.1S3113) from 2020-04-16T05:00

In which John describes environmentally friendly modern alternatives to burial, and refuses to apologize for leaving an urn full of ashes under his piano for a decade. Certificate #37628.

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Episode 249: Bode's Law (Entry 138.JB2212) from 2020-04-14T05:00

In which amateur algebra experts figure out where the planets in the solar system should be, and are (briefly) proven right, and Ken gets his hair cut by a ghost. Certificate #36737.

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Episode 248: Genoan Insurance (Entry 522.MT0634) from 2020-04-09T05:00

In which the modern insurance industry is born when medieval Italian merchants form syndicates to manage risk, and Ken manages risk by making people order pancakes. Certificate #46598.

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Episode 247: Streaking (Entry 1234.RV1615) from 2020-04-07T05:00

In which dumb campus fads return to the American spotlight in 1973 thanks to a mild winter and legions of nude undergrads, and John gradually remembers his own complicated streaking history. Certif...

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Episode 246: The De Havilland Beaver (Entry 328.DE0203) from 2020-04-02T05:00

In which the Great White North is serviced and explored by the greatest bush plane of all time, and Ken decides that aircraft shouldn't be named after bugs. Certificate #35435.

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Episode 245: Mesoamerican Ball Game (Entry 778.JB3122) from 2020-03-31T05:00

In which pre-Columbian civilizations spend thousands of years banging each other up with heavy rubber balls, and John tries to replace professional sports with stick-fighting. Certificate #28586.

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Episode 244: Naked Came the Stranger (Entry 823.MT2538) from 2020-03-26T05:00

In which a droll Long Island reporter and his newsroom buddies accidentally create one of the all-time great dirty books, and Ken is skeptical of the nudist lifestyle. Certificate #50150.

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Episode 243: Sadie Hawkins Day (Entry 1094.GN3912) from 2020-03-24T05:00

In which a hippie-hating cartoonist accidentally creates a (slightly) gender-equalizing campus tradition, and John spends hours poring over newspaper bridge columns. Certificate #44390.

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Episode 242: Chinook Jargon (Entry 215.1C1413) from 2020-03-19T05:00

In which a very old Native American trading pidgin becomes a regional language and 20th-century slang, and Ken goes to a movie theater that basically confessed to genocide. Certificate #5725.

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Episode 241: Patagonian Giants (Entry 907.MT0627) from 2020-03-17T05:00

In which the world's tallest tribe, if they even exist, are enslaved by Ferdinand Magellan and downsized by subsequent visitors, and John reminds us of the importance of good posture. Certificate #...

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Episode 240: Bill W. (Entry 122.NU0603) from 2020-03-12T05:00

In which one rough night for a traveling salesman in Akron, Ohio births a new spiritual approach to addiction recovery, and Ken suggests some interesting anagrams for post-human Presbyterian listen...

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Episode 239: Hikikomori (Entry 587.1K2225) from 2020-03-10T05:00

In which a generation of traumatized Japanese young people increasingly decide never to come out of their bedrooms, whereas John insists on dying alone. Certificate #50644.

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Episode 238: Cow Magnets (Entry 289.JL0118) from 2020-03-05T05:00

In which we learn that ruminants are eating a lot more metal nowadays than they used to, and that Ken would like to have a gravel spoon at dinner. Certificate #28929

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Episode 237: Longitudinal Film (Entry 734.PS9010) from 2020-03-03T05:00

In which British documentarians and Austin slackers alike use the movies to unveil the mysteries of aging and mortality, and John leaves a series of women waiting for him at train stations in Spain...

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Episode 236: Hands Across America (Entry 565.PR1121) from 2020-02-27T05:00

In which the 1980s fad for charity pop singles inspires an ambitious geographic stunt, and Ken plans a foolproof way to assassinate Jamie Farr. Certificate #26004

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Episode 235: Operation Just Cause (Entry 869.EZ4510) from 2020-02-25T05:00

In which the bizarre 1989 American invasion of Panama kicks off our modern era of on-the-nose Pentagon naming conventions, and John is reminded of a dominatrix, as usual. Certificate #19345.

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Episode 234: Trafalgar vs. Carmania (Entry 1325.IS2314) from 2020-02-20T05:00

In which the First World War begins in an unexpected fashion, with two ocean liners blowing holes in each other off the coast of Brazil, and Ken gets gaslit into buying a tuxedo. Certificate #32056.

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Episode 233: The Dogon (Entry 369.DE0419) from 2020-02-18T05:00

In which an African tribe proves so eager to please that they convince generations of ethnographers that alien visitors from Sirius are real, and John gets annoyed that ancient astronauts never inv...

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Episode 232: Cincinnati Chili (Entry 223.2K0440) from 2020-02-13T05:00

In which an early fast food boom, Greek immigration, and (of course) the World's Fair conspire to trick Ohioans into redefining "chili," and John gets justifiably upset about bananas on spaghetti. ...

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Episode 231: Snow Valley, Oklahoma (Entry 1182.JB2419) from 2020-02-11T05:00

In which a Vermonter with an ill-conceived dream brings skiiing very briefly to the Sooner State, and Ken attempts to secure his family some very rare Pokemon cards. Certificate #17398.

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Episode 230: The Tootsie Pop Indian (Entry 1317.LA0312) from 2020-02-06T05:00

In which an American candy company refuses to honor a longstanding bit of playground lollipop lore, and Ken tries to calculate the homeopathic healing power of Tootsie Rolls. Certificate #33486.

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Episode 229: Chastity Belts (Entry 209.LV2113) from 2020-02-04T05:00

In which Renaissance satirists and modern amateur historians accidentally create a physiologically impossible medieval device, and John has a theory about locksmiths and cocaine. Certificate #49406.

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Episode 228: Coppicing (Entry 276.PS8015) from 2020-01-30T05:00

In which a forgotten medieval art of tree-harvesting is revived by the sustainability movement, and Ken blames the coming environmental catastrophe on "sugar energy." Certificate #22560.

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Episode 227: Harry Dexter White (Entry 1428.LK0817) from 2020-01-28T05:00

In which the American architect of post-World War II global capitalism turns out to have a dark and traitorous secret, and John imagines he would be a huge hassle for his spy handlers. Certificate ...

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Episode 226: The Death of Trolleys (Entry 320.GN4519) from 2020-01-23T05:00

In which we find General Motors and its corporate co-conspirators not guilty on the charge of killing American streetcar lines, and Ken gets very excited about funicular railways. Certificate #14871.

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Episode 225: George Bush's Crack Dealer (Entry 524.JB1808) from 2020-01-21T05:00

In which the president of the United States lies to the nation about how he got three ounces of crack cocaine into the Oval Office, and John is asked to leave a crime scene. Certificate #34620.

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Episode 224: Backgammon (Entry 090.EX2816) from 2020-01-16T05:00

In which an ancient Mesopotamian board game briefly becomes a 1970s signifier for glamour and sophistication, and Ken's life is changed by an intense childhood game of Clue. Certificate #31179.

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Episode 223: Masquerade (Entry 763.PS10424) from 2020-01-14T05:00

In which an outsider artist hides a rabbit by a statue and thereby gets a million people to start digging up the English countryside, and John "man-solves" a Satanic temple. Certificate #14162.

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Episode 222: The Tech Model Railroad Club (Entry 1282.1C1220) from 2020-01-09T05:00

In which a room full of MIT train nerds becomes ground zero for modern American hacker culture and computer architecture, and Ken blames Star Wars for ruining children's toys. Certificate #33564.

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Episode 221: Byzantine Rhinokopia (Entry 170.JB4102) from 2020-01-07T06:00

In which the Byzantine throne is contested by various Machiavellian schemes willing to mutilate the noses of their political rivals, and John reveals which Marx brother he is most sexually attracte...

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Episode 220: Fort Knox (Entry 493.2CH0913) from 2020-01-02T06:00

In which a World War I army camp in northern Kentucky is chosen to house over $200 billion in gold bullion, and Ken proposes nationalizing America's safety deposit boxes. Certificate #2504.

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Episode 219: Induced Demand (Entry 637.EZ1704) from 2019-12-31T05:00

In which we learn why new highway lanes, no matter how spacious, tend to fill to capacity within weeks of opening, and John takes on a hypothetical megacorporation called Goober. Certificate #38938.

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Episode 218: The Leafblower (Entry 707.DA0414) from 2019-12-26T05:00

In which ecologically problematic outdoor power tools accidentally become an official part of the Omnibus, all because John's neighbor refuses to call "Leafbusters." Certificate #25458.

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Episode 217: The Christmas Pickle (Entry 220.IS0108) from 2019-12-24T05:00

In which a Spokane antique store creates a fake Bavarian holiday tradition from scratch, and John's beard makes him look bigger. Certificate #31503.

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Episode 216: The Max Headroom Intrusion (Entry 767.JB2415) from 2019-12-19T05:00

In which we examine the broadcast-jamming fad of the 1980s, including a puzzling incident involving a masked Chicago prankster, and Ken wants to be a font cop. Certificate #29692.

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Episode 215: Interferon (Entry 652.PS10303) from 2019-12-17T05:00

In which a strange, sticky new protein is declaredā€”on the basis of very little evidenceā€”to be a cure-all in the war against cancer, and Ken refuses to make the necessary sacrifices to become a skat...

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Episode 214: Ada Lovelace (Entry ADA737PR3118) from 2019-12-12T05:00

In which a 19th-century countess overcomes her father's scandalous celebrity and her mother's love of parallelograms to become the world's first computer programmer, and John comes to regret renami...

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Episode 213: Square Dancing (Entry 1211.JB2111) from 2019-12-10T05:00

In which we learn that America's love affair with do-si-dos is a relatively recent and artificial form of nostalgia jump-started by Henry Ford's hatred for jazz, and Ken misremembers "krumping." Ce...

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Episode 212: The Toyota Hilux (Entry 1323.JG0119) from 2019-12-05T05:00

In which an oddly named model of Toyota pickup becomes the truck of choice for Marty McFly, Top Gear fans, polar explorers, and ISIS. Certificate #16197

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Episode 211: The Duchess of Bedford (Entry 383.PR2301) from 2019-12-03T05:00

In which one of Queen Victoria's ladies-in-waiting atones for her gossip scandals at court by inventing a brand new meal, and John blames museum docents for all his schedule problems. Certificate #...

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Episode 210: Mother Jones (Entry 675.MK0333) from 2019-11-28T05:00

In which an Irish immigrant pretending to be an old lady becomes a star of the American labor movement, and Ken ponders the death of middle initials. Certificate #12952.

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Episode 209: The Rite of Spring Riot (Entry 1076.EZ2613) from 2019-11-26T05:00

In which Ken blames the weirdest ballet premiere of all time on class warfare, bad hair and costuming choices, and anti-Russian xenophobia, and John renames the sport of gymnastics. Certificate #31...

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Episode 208: The Ambassador Bridge (Entry 039.EZ4705) from 2019-11-21T05:00

In which one canny Detroit billionaire manages to gain sole control of the linchpin of American foreign trade, and John repeatedly insists he is not giving advice to terrorists. Certificate #36634.

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Episode 207: Grass (Entry 546.MK0639) from 2019-11-19T05:00

In which lawns are revealed to be covering three times as much of America as any other crop, and Ken explains why the tallgrass prairies of the 19th century produced no great tennis players. Certif...

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Episode 206: Fern Fever (Entry 462.JB0816) from 2019-11-14T05:00

In which Victorian England becomes obsessed with the beautiful fronds and sexy lifestyle of ferns, and John brings the Arts and Crafts movement to the grunge era. Certificate #31358.

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Episode 205: Porfirio Rubirosa (Entry 1087.1K1210) from 2019-11-12T05:00

In which a Dominican diplomat cozies up to one of history's worst dictators, marries the two richest women in the world, and creates our modern image of the macho "Latin lover," and Ken tries to re...

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Episode 204: No-Fault Divorce (Entry 840.MK1009) from 2019-11-07T05:00

In which Ronald Reagan, of all people, introduces a new legal philosophy of marriage and divorce to America in 1970, though it takes New York forty years to catch up. Certificate #27256.

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Episode 203: Earth-Two (Entry 391.RV2101) from 2019-11-05T05:00

In which a single 1961 comic book births a multiverse and reshapes our modern understanding of parallel dimensions in art as well as life, and John wistfully fantasizes about an honest Hitler. Cert...

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Episode 202: Faces of Death (Entry 447.JB1616) from 2019-10-31T05:00

In which the "mondo" shock movie craze of the 1960s inspires a morbid megahit that turns out to be more hoax than documentary, and monkey brains make their big-screen debut. Certificate #41907.

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Episode 201: Haitian Zombies (Entry 561.ZC1412) from 2019-10-29T05:00

In which the origins of America's favorite 21st-century horror trope are traced back to the miseries of Caribbean plantation slavery, which is a huge bummer, and John ponders the role of squash in ...

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Episode 200: Government Cheese (Entry 541.1S1718) from 2019-10-24T05:00

In which an American dairy surplus and some dubious policy decisions creates a processed welfare staple of the Reagan era, and Ken reveals his favorite lunchmeat. Certificate #24553.

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Episode 199: Johnny Appleseed (Entry 060.SS0203) from 2019-10-22T05:00

In which one of America's great folk heroes is revealed as a Swedenborgian mystic, a land baron, andā ā€”to John's mindā ā€”a 19th-century weed dealer. Certificate #36692.

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Episode 198: The Gossamer Albatross (Entry 540.PS5506) from 2019-10-17T05:00

In which humankind's dream of flying with the birds leads through all manner of weird ornithopters and flying bikes to a very low-altitude crossing of the English Channel, and John aces the Pepsi C...

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Episode 197: The Texas Zombies (Entry 1292.MT2424) from 2019-10-15T05:00

In which an unscrupulous Michigan music promoter dispatches fake versions of one of the great bands of rock's British Invasion, and John wages his own copyright battle against a legendary pioneer w...

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Episode 196: The Protocols of the Elders of Zion (Entry 1000.ES0905) from 2019-10-10T05:00

In which the chaos of Europe around 1900 produces a literary hoax that powers a century of anti-Semitism and conspiracy theories, and Ken shares his distrust of sports stadiums. Certificate #42869.

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Episode 195: How Many Angels Can Dance on the Head of a Pin? (Entry 603.RV0511) from 2019-10-08T05:00

In which scholasticism gets roasted for its obsession with thorny, possibly pointless theological questions, and John explains the difference between escalator angels and hobo angels. Certificate #...

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Episode 194: Oblique Strategies (Entry 856.RO1202) from 2019-10-03T05:00

In which music legend Brian Eno and an artist friend develop a tarot deck for beating writer's block, and Ken uses lateral thinking to determine that John and Mary were goldfish. Certificate #26638.

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Episode 193: Fritz Stammberger (Entry 1215.NU1317) from 2019-10-01T05:00

In which a mountaineering legend disappears in Pakistan, his game show icon widow becomes convinced he's secretly a spy, and John dresses like the worst kind of CIA agent. Certificate #31997.

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Episode 192: Ticker Tape Parades (Entry 1306.ES0609) from 2019-09-26T05:00

In which America's love for French celebrity guests and her abundance of corporate litter combine to create an iconic New York tradition, and Ken ponders what to do with a giant Styrofoam version o...

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Episode 191: Icelandic Incest (Entry 615.DE2722) from 2019-09-24T05:00

In which a helpful new phone app is developed to prevent Icelanders from dating their cousins, which may tragically keep them outside of the "Goldilocks Zone" of inbreeding. Certificate #20625.

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Episode 190: Sliced Bread (Entry 1172.MK0652) from 2019-09-19T05:00

In which the canonical greatest innovation of modern life turns out to be a result of uneven toaster technology, and John builds the worst soapbox racer of all time. Certificate #50925.

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Episode 189: As Slow as Possible (Entry 075.2P0308) from 2019-09-17T05:00

In which a German church organ perform a John Cage composition so slowly that the concert will last 639 years, and Ken has an opinion on who the horniest characters are in Middle-earth. Certificate...

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Episode 188: Juggalos (Entry 677.IS6015) from 2019-09-12T05:00

In which a horrorcore rap-rock duo from Detroit accidentally creates a global army of misfits and outcasts, and Pearl Jam gets John thrown in jail five times. Certificate #32373.

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Episode 187: MSG (Entry 813.LK1434) from 2019-09-10T05:00

In which a combination of Cold War paranoia and good old-fashioned racism convince America that deliciously "umami" Asian food is actually killing them, and Ken eats kelp in a kayak. Certificate #2...

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Episode 186: The Battle of Palmdale (Entry 104.EZ2047) from 2019-09-05T05:00

In which two overeager fighter pilots chase down a runaway drone over Southern California, accidentally lighting much of the state on fire, and John wants to be a marshal of some kind. Certificate ...

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Episode 185: Alexander von Humboldt (Entry 605.CO0203) from 2019-09-03T05:00

In which an adventurous Prussian polymath single-handedly revolutionizes modern science, and even helps kick-start the liberation of South America and the environmental movement, and John and Ken p...

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Episode 184: Florence Lawrence (Entry 705.MT0210) from 2019-08-29T05:00

In which a vaudeville baby whistler becomes the world's first movie star and goes on to invent the electric windshield wiper, and Ken's knowledge of Ogden Nash insults finally comes in handy. Certi...

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Episode 183: Miss Thistlebottom's Hobgoblins (Entry 795.PS1912) from 2019-08-27T05:00

In which many of the most commonly taught grammar and usage rules in English are revealed to be arbitrary, made-up, out-of-date, or all three, and John explains why Miss Manners should be in charge...

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Episode 182: Biosphere 2 (Entry 124.IS6517) from 2019-08-22T05:00

In which an eccentric metallurgist with a theater troupe begins one of the strangest science experiments in history and learns that humankind might not be ready for Mars yet, and Ken watches Jeff B...

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Episode 181: Lottery Winners (Entry 736.HE1305) from 2019-08-20T05:00

In which we follow the history of government games of chance from ancient China to today's bankrupt Powerball millionaires, and John grifts his elementary school out of a side of beef. Certificate ...

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Episode 180: Fotomats (Entry 494.LV2342) from 2019-08-15T05:00

In which a bygone errand, developing vacation snapshots, becomes so widespread that it gets its own chain of drive-thru kiosks, and Ken's mom looks great in a red knit jumper and gold polyester tur...

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Episode 179: Gold Hats (Entry 537.PS2103) from 2019-08-13T18:00

In which four mysterious cones are unearthed from proto-Celtic Europe, perhaps holding untold secrets of the calendar and cosmos, and John is surrounded by the happy nudists of the Danube. Certific...

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Episode 178: ARkStorm (Entry 067.PS9303) from 2019-08-08T05:00

In which a periodic "atmospheric river" from the Pacific Ocean threatens to put a quarter of Californians underwater in the very near future, which scares Ken so much that he decides to drill holes...

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Episode 177: The Monkey Selfie (Entry 803.MT2220) from 2019-08-06T12:00

In which the legal and creative rights of a crested macaque are debated on the world stage, and we learn Ken wants to look like Popeye. Certificate #2720.

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Episode 176: The Onion Futures Act (Entry 867.NU1105) from 2019-08-01T05:00

In which two savvy farmers try to corner the market on onions by buying up the whole Midwestern supply, and John compares Gerald Ford to a Jesuit. Certificate #25671.

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Episode 175: Bob Dylan's Christian Period (Entry 138.AC1631) from 2019-07-30T16:00

In which rock's most cryptic genius shocks the world by being "born again," releasing three uneven gospel albums and annoying a lot of concertgoers. Certificate #39323.

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Episode 174: Canning (Entry 180.LK1219) from 2019-07-25T05:00

In which doomed Arctic explorers and a spiritualist's vacuum sealer help revolutionize the science of food storage, and John reveals that his "dueling scars" are actually from drinking cold canned ...

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Episode 173: The Four-Color Map Problem (Entry 495.NU2653) from 2019-07-23T05:00

In which over a century of mathematicians are unable to solve a geometry problem straight out of a coloring book, computers provide their first ever math "proof," and Ken challenges John to map a d...

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Episode 172: The Church of the SubGenius (Entry 222.AC1605) from 2019-07-18T05:00

In which a fictional pipe-smoking salesman invents a new quasi-religion for ironists, Discordians, and weirdos, and Ken believes he could have prevented the Trojan War. Certificate #31147.

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Episode 171: The Rural Purge (Entry 1091.PS6503) from 2019-07-16T18:15

In which CBS cancels a full slate of country-fried programming, reinventing TV and marginalizing rural America, and John somehow watches an awful lot of Hee Haw. Certificate #36841.

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Episode 170: Peak Phosphorus (Entry 911.PS9703) from 2019-07-11T05:00

In which one of the key nutrients for all life on Earth washes inexorably into the ocean all day every day, which really stresses Ken out. Certificate #52178

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Episode 169: John Dee (Entry 325.DA0202) from 2019-07-09T17:00

In which Queen Elizabeth's top astrologer dreams up the British Empire, solar power, and possibly even James Bond, and then loses his whole reputation to a charlatan with no earlobes, leading John ...

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Episode 168: Quonset Huts (Entry 1023.PS6103) from 2019-07-04T05:00

In which the U.S. military builds hundreds of thousands of weird half-cylindrical shelters out of corrugated steel, and Ken reports on what they would look like with stained-glass windows. Certific...

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Episode 167: Droodles (Entry 382.AC0212) from 2019-07-02T05:00

In which we remember Frank Zappa's favorite 1950s fad, brought to you by the inventor of Mad Libs, and John remembers why people actually thought a Sasquatch lived on top of the Space Needle back i...

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Episode 166: Furries (Entry 508.GN2716) from 2019-06-27T05:00

In which hundreds of thousands of people dress in big plush animal suits as a hobby, identity, or fetish, and Ken explains the secret Family Feud notebooks of his childhood. Certificate #26505

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Episode 165: Town Line, New York (Entry 1323.2C0617) from 2019-06-25T05:00

In which a tiny village secedes from the United States to join the Confederacy and forgets to rejoin for almost a century--even though it's in upstate New York just miles from the Canadian border. ...

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Episode 164: Cold Fusion (Entry 242.PR2004) from 2019-06-20T23:45

In which two of the world's smartest electrochemists get fooled by a botched experiment and the promise of fame, and John reveals that GPS mysticism is his pseudoscience. Certificate #19668.

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Episode 163: The Kamehameha Colonists (Entry 681.IS4204) from 2019-06-18T21:30

In which over a hundred of Honolulu's elite private school students are shipped off to some of the world's most remote islands on a top-secret government mission, and Ken wonders if sea turtles can...

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Episode 162: Maraschino Cherries (Entry 758.PR0819) from 2019-06-13T05:00

In which we learn how a historical delicacy of Croatia got bastardized into a staple of American cocktails and sundaes, and John is upset when his third grade teacher pays him in ice cream instead ...

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Episode 160: Lilly Pulitzer (Entry 1007.LK1227) from 2019-06-06T05:00

In which the messy orange-eating of a runaway heiress creates a colorful new summer look for American women, and Ken goes way too far with his Kennedy assassination theories. Certificate #12306.

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Episode 159: Bone Wars (Entry 141.PS14107) from 2019-06-04T05:00

In which America's two greatest dinosaur hunters ruin their lives in an unhinged battle of spite and revenge, which John finds extremely romantic. Certificate #24269.

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Episode 158: Pattie Boyd (Entry 148.DE2402) from 2019-05-30T05:00

In which two of the greatest rock guitarists of all time pine after the same woman, each marry her in turn, and somehow stay friends. Certificate #42401.

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Episode 157: The Reindeer Wizards (Entry 1049.DE1811) from 2019-05-28T05:00

In which we remember the 1950s charity drive to raise reindeer funds for a tribe of Scandinavian telepaths--a problem they really should have seen coming. Certificate #37239.

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Episode 156: Trapper Keepers (Entry 1331.IS0816) from 2019-05-23T05:00

In which a re-designed school binder becomes a mandatory school accessory and one of the great marketing successes of the 1980s, and Ken spends hours looking at erasers shaped like sushi. Certifica...

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Episode 155: Winifred Sackville Stoner Jr. (Entry 1229.MT1125) from 2019-05-21T05:00

In which an Esperanto-loving stage mom raises America's first celebrity child prodigy, who writes one of history's most famous poems before vanishing into a cloud of bigamy and scandal. Certificate...

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Episode 154: Plymouth Rock (Entry 955.EX3321) from 2019-05-16T05:00

In which John visits one of the most underwhelming (and breakable) landmarks in American history, and explains why its entire history is almost certainly made up. Certificate #33004.

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Episode 153: Tortilla Chips (Entry 1320.GN4226) from 2019-05-14T05:00

In which America discovers Tex-Mex food at Disneyland, leading to the invention of Doritos and "extreme" snack foods, and Ken has clam chowder in his car. Certificate #42729.

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Episode 152: Private Wojtek the Bear (Entry 988.HO1308) from 2019-05-09T05:00

In which we follow an army of exiled Polish soldiers from Siberia to Iran to Scotland, and learn why they taught a Syrian brown bear to carry ammo and eat cigarettes. Certificate #41871.

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Episode 151: Hotel Detectives (Entry 601.GN4321) from 2019-05-07T05:00

In which we learn about palming doorknobs, spotting bunco artists and fornicators, and other old tricks of the "hotel dick" trade, and John steals some room service pizza. Certificate #51720.

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Episode 150: The Charge of the Light Brigade (Entry 208.GN5009) from 2019-05-02T05:00

In which a series of underqualified officers and vague, sweeping gestures lead to a terrible military debacle, a good sweater, and a catchy poem, and Ken expresses some skepticism about Captain von...

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Episode 149: The French Revolutionary Calendar (Entry 500.EX1202) from 2019-04-30T05:00

In which the freethinkers of the Enlightenment take a stab at designing a 100% secular timekeeping system from the ground up, and John wants to be called "Goldenrod." Certificate #44270.

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Episode 148: Killer Rabbit (Entry 686.LV1106) from 2019-04-25T05:00

In which we go through the weird list of things glimpsed by noted paranormal researcher Jimmy Carter, including a hissing marsh rabbit and a UFO that the Air Force wants you to think is barium. Cer...

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Episode 147: Ted Danson in Blackface (Entry 1283.JB2317) from 2019-04-23T18:00

In which one of the most beloved sitcom stars in America tries out the worst comedy idea of all time, and John has a theory about anti-Semitism in the Aliens movies. Certificate #22400.

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Episode 146: Breastaurants (Entry 152.IS1321) from 2019-04-18T19:30

In which we explain the squeaky-clean tawdriness of casual dining chains that put all the servers in tank tops, and Ken wonders if you can eat hot wings ironically. Certificate #37739.

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Episode 145: Mussolini's Nose (Entry 819.PR3033) from 2019-04-16T05:00

In which a chronically ill British woman decides that God wants her to kill a fascist dictator, and Ken and John argue over whether or not an assassination plot needs a chalkboard. Certificate #16114.

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Episode 144: Wide Skis (Entry 1431.LK0429) from 2019-04-11T05:00

In which, after centuries of stagnation, the sport of skiing is revolutionized in a matter of three years, and John is forced to sign a hand-written waiver. Certificate #34056.

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Episode 143: Cocaine Hippos (Entry 238.JB4021) from 2019-04-09T05:00

In which the rivers of Colombia teem with African hippos due to the excesses of a long-dead drug lord, and Ken suggests introducing Welsh corgis to the Amazon rainforest. Certificate #37768.

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Episode 142: The Smoot (Entry 1178.1K0626) from 2019-04-04T05:00

In which an MIT fraternity prank creates a new unit of measurement and annoys Boston police, and John wins a million dollars on an imaginary quiz show about Maine. Certificate #50326.

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Episode 141: The Garden of Earthly Delights (Entry 515.SS0611) from 2019-04-02T05:00

In which a Dutch painter creates surreal hellscapes so mysterious and full of butts that no one knows what he was even thinking, and Ken explains why bagpipes are very, very erotic. Certificate #17...

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Episode 140: Breezewood, Pennsylvania (Entry 153.JG0506) from 2019-03-28T05:00

In which a funding impasse and clever fast food franchises put a one-of-a-kind stoplight right in the middle of a Pennsylvania interstate, and Ken misremembers who built the Lincoln Highway. Certif...

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Episode 139: Indigo (Entry 634.GE0913) from 2019-03-26T05:00

In which Sir Isaac Newton adds an extra color to the rainbow to make his mystical, musical math come out right, and John has strong feelings about Satan's marital status. Certificate #26015.

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Episode 138: Egg-Cracking Machines (Entry 398.JE1711) from 2019-03-21T05:00

In which John goes to the Caribbean, learns how cruise ships crack 20,000 eggs in a week, and begins to comparison-shop the amazing Rube Goldberg inventions involved. Certificate #27021.

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Episode 137: Jeanne Calment (Entry 176.2C0416) from 2019-03-19T11:00

In which an indomitable woman from Provence defies actuaries by living to be 122 years old, shadowy Russian forces try to discredit her, and Ken predicts whichSaturday Night Livecast membe...

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Episode 136: Anything Into Oil (Entry 056.EX3729) from 2019-03-14T05:00

In which one tech company's fondest dreamā€”to turn Butterball turkey offal into light crude oilā€”remains tantalizingly out of reach, and John and Ken worry about whether they're recycling waxed paper...

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Episode 135: Tippi Hedren's Fingernails (Entry 1311.DE2112) from 2019-03-12T05:00

In which a Hollywood ingenue survives her encounters with birds, angry lions, and creepy directors, and survives to become the godmother of one of America's great immigrant business empires. Certif...

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Episode 134: The Cheesesteak War (Entry 211.PR2306) from 2019-03-07T05:00

In which a hot dog vendor and an anonymous cabbie invent one of the all-time great American foods, giving Philadelphians classic choices like "Whiz or provolone," "wit' onions or wit'out," and "xen...

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Episode 133: Geomagnetic Reversal (Entry 524.JB3709) from 2019-03-05T05:00

In which the Earth's magnetic field turns the North Pole into the South Pole every few hundred thousand years, and John and Ken discuss what effect this might have on the aurora borealis, ski-bum t...

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Episode 132: Mike the Headless Chicken (Entry 787.MK0616) from 2019-02-28T05:00

In which one seemingly doomed Colorado rooster lucks into a kind of zombie Charlotte's Web scenario, and Ken and John disagree over whether a "meat puppet" is a kind of food. Certificate #21086.

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Episode 131: Honest Dick (Entry 596.EX2208) from 2019-02-26T05:00

In which the most trusted man in the state of Kentucky disappears with tobacco sacks full of the state treasury, and John and Ken discover which prominent U.S. government official is almost always ...

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Episode 130: Freighthopping (Entry 500.AM0812) from 2019-02-21T05:00

In which the American railroad provides a semi-legal travel network for millions of migrant laborers, and John explains how a sufficiently blond mustache on a young hobo can ward off evil. Certific...

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Episode 129: The Foreign Legion (Entry 490.2S1519) from 2019-02-19T05:00

In which the French army accepts thousands of rogues and ne'er-do-wells from all over the world, giving them white helmets and a whole lot of wine, and Ken suggests a new method for reheating Hot P...

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Episode 128: Jacqueline Cochran (Entry 238.RV1214) from 2019-02-14T05:00

In which one driven girl from the backwoods of Georgia changes the face of aviation, Ken roasts astronaut Scott Carpenter, and John skips class to judge an essay contest. Certificate #39584.

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Episode 127: The Bodies of Mount Everest (Entry 138.JE1316) from 2019-02-12T05:00

In which travelers to one of the most dangerous places on earth leave so many casualties behind in the "Death Zone" that they literally become part of the map. Certificate #7505.

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Episode 126: (LIVE) Yngwie Malmsteen (Entry 753.JE1022) from 2019-02-07T05:00

In which a skilled but self-absorbed Swedish musician leaves his homeland to become a guitar god, and John explains his theory about how neoclassicism ruined rock. Certificate #26394.

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Episode 125: (LIVE) Extremely Overdue Library Books (Entry 445.2T0413) from 2019-02-05T05:00

In which countless scofflaws, including George Washington, rack up hundreds of thousands of dollars in library fines, and Ken takes home a "spite book." Certificate #29342.

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Episode 124: Flagpole Sitters (Entry 474.1S1013) from 2019-01-31T05:00

In which Syrian ascetics and American steeplejacks alike enjoy the weirdest fad of all time, and Ken angers marathon runners. Certificate #45561.

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Episode 123: Samantha Smith (Entry 1178.IS1106) from 2019-01-29T05:00

In which a fifth-grader from Maine becomes a diplomatic sensation after writing a nervous letter to Moscow, and John remembers the only fan letter he ever wrote. Certificate #35519.

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Episode 122: The Twins of Benin (Entry 1353.GN2524) from 2019-01-24T05:00

In which we learn that one very specific region of West Africa produces more twins than anywhere else on earth, which could be due to heredity, yams, or, in Ken's mind, a mysterious glowing meteori...

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Episode 121: The Kilogram (Entry 686.DE2513) from 2019-01-22T05:00

In which the dreams of the French Revolution are finally fulfilled by modern physicists eager to re-define science itself from scratch, which probably triggered the alien landing in May 2019. Certi...

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Episode 120: Trucker Culture (Entry 1343.MT2514) from 2019-01-17T04:00

In which a gas crisis and an early social media network conspire to make long-haul truck drivers national heroes, and Ken gives a big 10-4 to a heroic trucker named "Fuzzy." Certificate #25007.

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Episode 119: Vice Versa (Entry 1393.EP0423) from 2019-01-15T05:00

In which we read the Victorian novel that, a century later, would start an avalanche of body-swapping movie comedies, and John tries to debunk the blind prophet Tiresias. Certificate #30972.

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Episode 118: Queen Victoria's Grandchildren (Entry 1020.IS1418) from 2019-01-10T05:00

In which we follow up on the forty-two offspring of the "grandmother of Europe," including the one who led Germany into World War I and the one who might have been Jack the Ripper. Certificate #26374.

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Episode 117: Cumberland vs. Georgia Tech (Entry 305.RM1219) from 2019-01-08T03:00

In which a revenge-crazed football coach runs up a 222-0 score against a squad of random law students and townies, and John explains why his go-to comedy move is dropping his pants. Certificate #26...

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Episode 116: Track 61 (Entry 1324.EZ0808) from 2019-01-03T05:00

In which Franklin Roosevelt builds a secret, private train station under the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel, and John almost defects to East Germany in a gaily colored ski jacket. Certificate #33725.

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Episode 115: Snowflakes (Entry 1181.PS14716) from 2019-01-01T05:00

In which a Vermont farmer unveils to the world a natural beauty of crystalline perfection that's been hiding in plain sight, and Ken and John decide to slander Buzz Aldrin for some reason. Certific...

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Episode 114: The Turboencabulator (Entry 1348.IS2811) from 2018-12-27T05:00

In which we study the spurving bearings and hydrocoptic marzlevanes of the made-up machine that brought technobabble to the masses, and John actually encourages Ken to talk aboutStar Trekf...

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Episode 113: Thomas Nast (Entry 825.JB1534) from 2018-12-25T05:00

In which one Gilded Age influencer puts Santa at the North Pole because he hates slavery so much and runs New York's most powerful man out of town on a rail because he hates the Irish so much. Cert...

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Episode 112: The Christmas Truce (Entry 220.LK0214) from 2018-12-20T05:00

In which peace and holiday good will break out on the western front in 1914, partly due to the work of suffragettes, and it changes the tourism industry forever. Also, Ken defends fruitcake. Certif...

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Episode 111: Telling the Bees (Entry 1285.PR2413) from 2018-12-18T15:00

In which we explore one of the weirdest funeral superstitions of pagan Europe, and John explains why he likes to retell Aesop's Fables from the bad guys' point of view. Certificate #44411.

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Episode 110: Patrick Nagel (Entry 823.SS0115) from 2018-12-13T05:00

In which one artist redefines eroticism for the MTV generation, and John gets stuck with a very overpriced piece of Duran Duran memorabilia. Certificate #31513.

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Episode 109: Robert Smalls (Entry 1176.DE2315) from 2018-12-11T17:00

In which a South Carolina slave seizes a heavily armed Confederate ship and sails it to freedom and instant celebrity, whereas Ken doesn't even own a hatchet. Certificate #38760.

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Episode 108: Marmorated Stink Bugs (Entry 761.LV1120) from 2018-12-06T05:00

In which a hard-to-kill Asian insect arrives in America and discovers a delightful new predator-free life eating our produce, hiding behind our picture frames, and making everything smell like cila...

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Episode 107: Ghost Forests (Entry 527.EZ1724) from 2018-12-04T15:30

In which Ken accidentally goes on vacation to a long submerged, 2,000-year-old forest, and John explains the value he can add to a rugby game or campfire. Certificate #1751.

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Episode 106: Scrappy Doo (Entry 1115.PP0302) from 2018-11-29T05:00

In which 1970s and 1980s TV is overrun by an avalanche of orphans, runaways, and other wisecracking moppets, and John reveals that Oscar the Grouch is a witch in a "fursuit." Certificate #37500.

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Episode 105: The Qibla (Entry 1016.PS5517) from 2018-11-27T05:00

In which the Islamic practice of facing Mecca in prayer becomes a thorny theological and geographical question, particularly for Muslims in Alaska, French Polynesia, or low-earth orbit. Certificate...

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Episode 104: Pumpkin Pie (Entry 1008.JH0406) from 2018-11-22T05:00

In which we consider America's favorite gourd as a botanical mystery, a symbol of autumn, a Civil War flashpoint, an Illinois monoculture, a delivery vehicle for condensed milk, and an instrument o...

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Episode 103: Deep-Fried Turkeys (Entry 325.JN0432) from 2018-11-20T05:00

In which the Cajun cooking fad of the 1980s spawns a hazardous new holiday favorite, and Ken's wife flips us the bird. Certificate #30269.

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Episode 102: The Cagot (Entry 173.2K0527) from 2018-11-15T05:00

In which a tiny French minority in the Pyrenees is shunned and hated for reasons no one can quite remember, and John pronounces the words "goose foot" more capably than Ken. Certificate #28287.

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Episode 101: Jennens v. Jennens (Entry 671.NU2711) from 2018-11-13T05:00

In which the notorious "Miser of Acton" forgets to sign his will, and for over a century thousands of people--including Ken's family--become convinced they are rightful heirs to his $300 million fo...

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Episode 100: Wild Man Fischer (Entry 472.GE1612) from 2018-11-08T05:00

In which a troubled street performer becomes a beloved musician and helps found a landmark record label, Ken buys a booby-trapped painting, and John critiques the storytelling of celebrity children...

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Episode 99: The Doomsday Flight (Entry 372.AM0214) from 2018-11-06T05:00

In which the U.S. government tries to ban a Rod Serling TV movie for inspiring too many mid-air extortions, all of which can be foiled by knowing the right trivia fact about Denver. Certificate #41...

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Episode 98: Albert Pierrepoint (Entry 938.ES0914) from 2018-11-01T05:00

In which a Lancashire grocer and pub landlord becomes the most skilled executioner of all time, and John explains the best part of being guillotined. Certificate #21776.

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Episode 97: Bridey Murphy (Entry 818.JB1414) from 2018-10-30T05:00

In which a Colorado housewife and her tractor dealer friend jump-start the 1950s "reincarnation" fad, and Ken ponders whether or not he was "Endora" in a past life. Certificate #29314.

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Episode 96: The Letter J (Entry 714.1CH0910) from 2018-10-25T05:00

In which a 16th-century jack-of-all-trades judiciously joins a jaunty new Johnny-come-lately to our jargon because he's just so jazzed about Jesus. Juxtaposed with John's jumbled jeremiads and Jenn...

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Episode 95: The Ballads of Ossian (Entry 094.PR2017) from 2018-10-23T05:00

In which Thomas Jefferson, Napoleon, and Goethe go nuts about a best-selling blind Celtic bard who might not even exist, and John writes his first Tolkien fanfic. Certificate #28002

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Episode 94: Brown Sound (Entry 158.MT1517) from 2018-10-18T05:00

In which military scientists, flush from their success annoying Manuel Noriega with Doors music, try to find that one elusive noise that will liquefy their enemies' bowels. Certificate #42964.

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Episode 93: Second Sleep (Entry 1122.ZC0401) from 2018-10-16T05:00

In which John and Ken learn that they share a "chronotype," but disagree over whether it's natural to spend an hour or two every night sitting naked in a chair. Certificate #38846.

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Episode 92: The Hollow Earth (Entry 593.JB2607) from 2018-10-11T05:00

In which we ponder two questions: are we living on the inside of a concave sphere? Or is someone else down there, possibly with skimpy outfits and pet dinosaurs? Certificate #19429.

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Episode 91: Pokemon Go (Entry 958.GE0702) from 2018-10-09T05:00

In which the biggest media franchise and the biggest augmented reality game of all time cause us to consider Zionist trading cards, the allure of wooden boats, and the feng shui of construction wor...

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Episode 90: Tsar Bomba (Entry 1345.MI0104) from 2018-10-04T05:00

In which the Soviet Union detonates the biggest bomb in human history, and Ken imagines Nikita Khrushchev as a pro wrestler and a Bond villain. Certificate #20568.

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Episode 89: The Blue Men of the Sahara (Entry 136.PS10704) from 2018-10-02T06:00

In which we meet one of the last nomadic people on the planet and admire their dress code, and John identifies strongly with a camel that roars when loaded heavily. Certificate #42973

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Episode 88: Dancing Mania (Entry 315.LA0515) from 2018-09-27T06:00

In which mass hysteria strikes the town squares of medieval Europe, John imagines the rigors of jute underwear, and Ken wonders if aliens ever start orgies. Certificate #21161.

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Episode 87: Mail Trucks (Entry 749.2S1114) from 2018-09-25T06:00

In which the world's largest, boxiest truck fleet ages into its fourth decade, and John hunts for an elusive postal mascot from his childhood.Ā  Certificate #35752

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Episode 86: Albanian Bunkers (Entry 029.RV0615) from 2018-09-20T12:00

In which we learn why one of Europe's most isolated countries is dotted with hundreds of thousands of domed concrete pillboxes, and also why zombie movies are thinly veiled racism. Certificate #46673

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Episode 85: (LIVE) Disco Demolition Night (Entry 356.AC1919) from 2018-09-18T06:00

In which the war between album-oriented rock and its mortal enemy disco boils over into the worst baseball promotion in history, and Ken reveals what 1970s music they play in heaven. Certificate #2...

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Episode 84: Jefferson, State of (Entry 671.NU2655) from 2018-09-13T06:00

In which a huckster and meteorite-hunter, facing a business disaster, starts a still-brewing secession movement on the Oregon-California border, and also we contemplate who all the Looney Tunes cha...

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Episode 83: The Hilbert Hotel (Entry 587.LK0207) from 2018-09-11T12:00

In which we learn what happens when an infinite number of tour buses arrive at an infinite hotel with no vacancies, and decide whether or not this is worse than the guest services at the Eagles' Ho...

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Episode 82: Anita Bryant (Entry 159.PR0913) from 2018-09-06T16:30

In which a minor 1950s celebrity births America's modern cultural war, and Ken gets to complain about his two least favorite things: bigotry, and orange juice. Certificate #31531

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Episode 81: The Fourth Crusade (Entry 495.2T0203) from 2018-09-04T06:00

In which a medieval crusade to Jerusalem goes off the rails and ends up sacking the world's greatest Christian city instead. Certificate #11758.

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Episode 80: The Anarchist Cookbook (Entry 045.RV2210) from 2018-08-30T06:00

In which an angry teenager in his local library produces a counterculture classic of booby-trap design, leading to John being suspended from junior high for anarcho-capitalism. Certificate #33047.

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Episode 79: The Saint Helena Submarine Plot (Entry 1096.PS7719) from 2018-08-28T06:00

In which Napoleon Bonaparte is disrespected by John's mom, but almost rescued by an English smuggler in a steampunk submarine. Certificate #37796.

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Episode 78: The Berkeley Pit (Entry 115.PS8806) from 2018-08-23T11:00

In which John welcomes the microbes from a Montana copper sludge pit who will surely inherit the earth, and Ken announces how many syllables a dog's name should have. Certificate #50365.

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Episode 77: Inversion Goggles (Entry 659.IS2916) from 2018-08-21T15:00

In which we study the human brain's terrifying capacity for adaptation, via upside-down cigarette lighting, weird-smelling houses, and "stoner" voice. Certificate #37104.

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Episode 76: The '59 Les Paul Standard (Entry 466.PS3302) from 2018-08-16T06:00

In which John explains why there are only 643 of the greatest guitar ever made, and Kirk Hammett of Metallica pays $2 million for a Fleetwood Mac hand-me-down. Certificate #30784.

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Episode 75: Ea-Nasir (Entry 390.LV1913) from 2018-08-14T06:00

In which Sumeria's shiftiest businessman keeps all his hate mail around for four thousand years, and Ken gets accused of counterfeiting by a local bookstore. Certificate #27107.

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Episode 74: Michael Rockefeller (Entry 1078.MI0303) from 2018-08-09T06:00

In which one of America's richest young men gets really into New Guinean tribal art, and ends up getting really into a New Guinean tribe. Certificate #7628.

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Episode 73: The D-Day Crosswords (Entry 318.PR2019) from 2018-08-07T06:00

In which a British newspaper mysteriously spends June 1944 printing top-secret World War II spoilers, and Ken fails to amuse John with a lengthy anagram about a sex scandal. Certificate #29294.Ā 

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Episode 72: The Barefoot Bandit (Entry 098.DE2510) from 2018-08-02T06:00

In which John runs down the history of serial burglary, beginning with gentleman jewel thieves and ending with a plane crash in the Bahamas. Certificate #39409.

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Episode 71: Greek Fire (Entry 548.IS6402) from 2018-07-31T06:00

In which the Byzantines save their empire by inventing the flamethrower, John clears up a misconception re: how many roads go to Rome, and Ken clears up a misconception re: how many herbs and spice...

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Episode 70: Skyscraper Helipads (Entry 1170.IS6008) from 2018-07-26T06:00

In which John blames the boring skyline of Los Angeles on Regulation Number 10, an ill-conceived attempt at making every building in the city accessible by helicopter. Certificate #38095.

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Episode 69: The Voyager Golden Records (Entry 1403.JU0113) from 2018-07-24T06:00

In which NASA gives aliens a weird gift basket (opera arias, a welcome from a Nazi war criminal, a lousy map, and absolutely no nipples!) and Ken gossips about wife-swapping astronomers. Certificat...

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Episode 68: The Truman Reconstruction (Entry 1343.LK1428) from 2018-07-19T06:00

In which a piano starts to fall right through the floor of a second-story dining room, and as a result, the White House gets a balcony, a bunker, and a bowling alley. Certificate #47967.

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Episode 67: Watch the K Foundation Burn a Million Quid (Entry 1412.JM0503) from 2018-07-17T06:00

In which two art-world provocateurs fly to Scotland and burn through a record amount of cash in just two hours, and John sings his least favorite novelty song of the 1980s for us. (Hey!) Certificat...

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Episode 66: The Washing Bear (Entry 1411.LV2025) from 2018-07-12T06:00

In which John explains the secrets of raccoon hygiene, Ken mistakenly shows up with a ukulele, a straw hat, and a football pennant, and ferret lovers unsubscribe in mass numbers. Certificate #29158.

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Episode 65: The Transcontinental Airway System (Entry 1327.PS4304) from 2018-07-10T06:00

In which the post office builds a path of giant yellow concrete arrows stretching across the continent, and John questions the sobriety of the pilots of Montana. Certificate #34096.

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Episode 64: The Tri-State Tornado (Entry 1339.JE3023) from 2018-07-05T13:00

In which the most devastating twister in American history tears through 235 miles of the Midwest, tossing around trees, railroad tracks, and popcorn stands. Certificate #9101.

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Episode 63: Christian Science Reading Rooms (Entry 220.HB0202) from 2018-07-03T14:00

In which a Boston woman falls on an icy sidewalk and discovers the secret of the universe, and listeners are encouraged to seek out the most heretical book in their local metaphysical lending libra...

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Episode 62: War Rugs (Entry 1411.SS0604) from 2018-06-28T06:00

In which we travel to the "graveyard of empires" to witness the birth of an exciting Soviet-era art form, and Ken learns he should have saved the satin bomber jackets of his childhood. Certificate ...

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Episode 61: The Koryo Saram (Entry 692.JE2907) from 2018-06-26T06:00

In which tens of thousands of Koreans are forcibly relocated to the deserts of Central Asia and ordered to grow rice, and John refuses to relocate to Kotzebue or Yakutat even though he has a free p...

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Episode 60: Billy the Pygmy Hippo (Entry 122.JB4024) from 2018-06-21T06:00

In which Calvin Coolidge gets a frisky gift from Liberia that ushers zoos into the modern age, and John and Ken fantasize about being president and still sleeping all day. Certificate #47159.

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Episode 59: The Boysenberry (Entry 148.LV2519) from 2018-06-19T11:00

In which a California backyard botanist creates a mysterious new fruit, resulting in one of the century's biggest food fads and reinventing the American vacation. Certificate #36525.

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Episode 58: Prisencolinensinainciusol (Entry 988.1C1423) from 2018-06-14T15:00

In which the world's catchiest song teaches us how English sounds to overseas ears, and Ken mispronounces the French word for "slithy." Certificate #35645.

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Episode 57: The Conqueror (Entry 264.LK1255) from 2018-06-12T06:00

In which an eccentric billionaire has the terrible idea to cast John Wayne as Genghis Khan, and a "who's who" of Hollywood gets showered with both bad reviews and radioactive fallout. Certificate #...

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Episode 56: The Bugatti Chiron (Entry 162.EC0911) from 2018-06-07T06:00

In which a Volkswagen marque invents the super-car, new accelerationanddeceleration records are set, and Ken asks where John was conceived. Certificate #24968.

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Episode 55: The St. Martin Fistula (Entry 1227.PR2027) from 2018-06-05T13:00

In which a French-Canadian "voyageur" suffers three indignities: being blasted with buckshot at point-blank range, becoming a full-time medical guinea pig, and having John call him the world's firs...

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Episode 54: The Preppy Handbook (Entry 981.DE2211) from 2018-05-31T06:00

In which John traces "preppy" fashion from Buckingham Palace to Hyannis Port to Kinko's, and Ken wonders if everyone on post-collapse Earth owns a navy blazer. Certificate #31310.

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Episode 53: Duchenne Smiles (Entry 385.PR1513) from 2018-05-29T17:00

In which we examine how flight attendants smile, baby chimps play, botox treats mental illness, and Oscar the Grouch was a harsh wake-up call for Gen X kids. Certificate #42013.

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Episode 52: The Port Chicago Disaster (Entry 967.AC1940) from 2018-05-24T06:00

In which a Victory ship full of ammunition ignites a three-mile fireball, which in turn ignites the biggest mutiny trial in American history. Certificate #32844.

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Episode 51: Gordon Lish (Entry 726.2C0113) from 2018-05-22T14:00

In which Raymond Carver becomes a literary superstar largely thanks to one brilliant, heavy-handed editor, and Ken and John share a very controversialBlade Runnertake. Certificate #24875.

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Episode 50: Spanish Fly (Entry 1195.SS0713) from 2018-05-17T06:00

In which a poison made from dried beetles becomes a schoolyard legend as an alleged aphrodisiac, foreshadowing our modern age of creepy predator celebrities and erectile dysfunction infomercials. C...

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Episode 49: The Moon Illusion (Entry 806.JB3126) from 2018-05-15T06:00

In which we learn why the moon looks so much larger at the horizon, whether your fingernails can out-race Portugal, and whether Ken or John has the better Axl Rose impression. Certificate #18042.

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Episode 48: Tylenol Murders (Entry 1354.IS2915) from 2018-05-10T06:00

In which John runs down the disturbing history of product tampering, from Bromo-Seltzer to baby food, and listeners are strongly discouraged from committing murder. Certificate #27765.

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Episode 47: William Rufus King (Entry 688.LK1734) from 2018-05-08T15:00

In which a U.S. vice-president spends his entire six-week term dying in Cuba, and Ken reads some fun, flirty letters from future president James Buchanan. Certificate #39087.

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Episode 46: Backyard Blast Furnaces (Entry 091.EZ2220) from 2018-05-03T06:00

In which John explains why it's a bad idea to smelt iron on your deck or patio, a seemingly obvious life tip that seems to have escaped Chairman Mao. Certificate #30148.

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Episode 45: The Washington Generals (Entry 1411.HE1212) from 2018-05-01T06:00

In which we celebrate a basketball team that never gets to celebrate, because they've lost to their rivals 17,000 times. Certificate #46102.

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Episode 44: Checkerboarding (Entry 210.NU2653) from 2018-04-26T14:00

In which the U.S. government pixelates the American West with land grants to railroads. Certificate #6798.

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Episode 43: Bir Tawil (Entry 126.EZ2010) from 2018-04-24T11:00

In which Ken confesses that he might have caused a land grab in the middle of the Nubian Desert. Certificate #50204.

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Episode 42: Hypercolor (Entry 611.GE3703) from 2018-04-19T05:00

In which we revisit 1991's briefest, brightest fashion fad, and John ponders what to do with our nation's biggest problem: awkward middle-schoolers. Certificate #26275.

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Episode 41: The Angels of Mons (Entry 047.PS9111) from 2018-04-17T05:00

In which an unsuccessful horror writer accidentally rewrites the history of the Western Front, and Ken is clearly annoyed at having to learn the history of the Western Front. Certificate #21873.

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Episode 40: Canadian Floating Feet (Entry 178.RV2013) from 2018-04-12T05:00

In which sneakers keep washing onto the beaches of British Columbia with the feet of mystery people still inside, may God rest their soles. Certificate #27174.

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Episode 39: Vending Machines (Entry 1387.DE0228) from 2018-04-10T05:00

In which Ken runs down the list of everything that could ever be bought by putting coins in slots, from religious awe to banned books to pancake mix. Certificate #16697.

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Episode 38: Call Signs (Entry 176.1S1007) from 2018-04-05T15:00

In which we learn why US radio stations start with a K or a W, and how to get hold of Ken's dad in case of a national emergency. Certificate #28337.

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Episode 37: Hachiko (Entry 559.PR2006) from 2018-04-03T16:00

In which a Scottish policeman, a Tokyo professor, and Mary Queen of Scots have very loyal dogs, but a young John Roderick does not. Certificate #24139.

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Episode 36: (LIVE) Lake Missoula (Entry 697.GN0710) from 2018-03-29T06:00

In which a prehistoric ice dam breaks and 500 cubic miles of water reshape the Pacific Northwest. Certificate #17528

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Episode 35: (LIVE) Tuvan Throat Singers (Entry 1351.PS13704) from 2018-03-27T14:00

In which Ken attempts to teach a new superpower--Central Asian overtone singing--to John and a live audience. Certificate #40632.

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Episode 34: Milli Vanilli (Entry 789.JB2704) from 2018-03-22T15:00

In which a German record producer hires two male models to lip-sync his hits, leading to--girl, you know it's true!--one Grammy, one class-action lawsuit, and one tragic death. Certificate #35145.

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Episode 33: Mary Anning (Entry 050.PS3420) from 2018-03-20T08:00

In which a working-class woman becomes one of the greatest scientists of her age, discovers dinosaur poop, and sells seashells by the seashore. Certificate #36073.

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Episode 32: S.S. United States (Entry 1213.JB0926) from 2018-03-15T10:00

In which an aluminum-heavy cruise liner falls on hard times, and John and Ken can't decide if "Blue Riband" is actually French or not. Certificate #39390.

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Episode 31: Rubber Barons (Entry 1087.EZ1613) from 2018-03-13T11:00

In which Ken describes the nouveau riche of the Amazon rainforest, and John has a conspiracy theory about scarecrows. Certificate #25284.

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Episode 30: Father Coughlin (Entry 284.MT2309) from 2018-03-08T07:00

In which a fiery Canadian gets 30 million Depression-era listeners for his little fascist radio show, and Ken and John pledge fealty to Martian invaders. Certificate #29423

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Episode 29: The Noid (Entry 840.PR0415) from 2018-03-06T11:00

In which a claymation terrorist with inexplicable bunny ears disrupts pizza, takes hostages, and wins America's heart. Certificate #29250

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Episode 28: The Zuider Zee (Entry 1458.NA0104) from 2018-03-01T16:00

In which the Dutch battle their oldest enemy: the Waterwolf. Almost certainly the Omnibus's last entry (alphabetically). Certificate #31078.

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Episode 27: London Bridge Is Down (Entry 733.2K0934) from 2018-02-27T07:00

In which we make plans for the longest-awaited death in human history, and wonder how many Welsh corgis it takes to pull a gun carriage. Certificate #34884.

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Episode 26: Back Masking (Entry 091.EP0427) from 2018-02-22T06:30

In which John investigates whether or not segassem terces naitnoc sgnos kcor, and Ken wonders why Satan would own a toolshed. Certificate #30148.

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Episode 25: Megafauna (Entry 772.JB4015) from 2018-02-20T07:30

In which we learn which Ice Age animal is named after the human nipple, and which modern animal fills John's soul with bloodlust. Certificate #47448.

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Episode 24: Oneida (Entry 866.MT2230) from 2018-02-15T06:30

In which a socialist preacher invents a tricky birth control technique he calls "male continence," leading directly to the lazy Susan and the assassination of an American president. Certificate #34...

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Episode 23: The Bellamy Salute (Entry 112.HE0616) from 2018-02-13T06:30

In which Ken blames a crucial bit of fascist iconography on the most successful magazine premium in American history, and John knows the lyrics to "Alaska's Flag" but refuses to sing it. Certificat...

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Episode 22: Hat Etiquette (Entry 571.1C1104) from 2018-02-08T08:00

In which John strongly admonishes future listeners not to get sloppy with their headwear, if they have heads. Certificate #25200.

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Episode 21: Death Discs (Entry 319.MK1610) from 2018-02-06T06:30

In which the gruesome deaths in early 1960s teen ballads are variously blamed on capitalism, Marlon Brando, chastity, and giant clams. Certificate #34312.

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Episode 20: Mutual Assured Destruction (Entry 820.JE5022) from 2018-02-01T08:00

In which the human race barely survives the 20th century. (Well, not all of it, obviously. Picasso didn't, for example.) Certificate #27008

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Episode 19: Mummy Brown (Entry 817.PR0716) from 2018-01-30T00:15

In which the bodies of ancient kings are ground up to fertilize lawns, power locomotives, and paint portraits. Certificate #37891

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Episode 18: Thomas Midgley (Entry 786.ZC0508) from 2018-01-25T00:15

In which the world's worst chemist gives everyone lead poisoning, and then puts a hole in the ozone layer as an encore. Certificate #25185

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Episode 17: Paris Syndrome (Entry 901.JS1002) from 2018-01-23T00:15

In which twenty tourists a year have a psychological breakdown because the most magical city in the world is a little disappointing. Certificate #507

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Episode 16: The Sentinelese (Entry 1134.LV2024) from 2018-01-18T12:00

In which John introduces us to the world's last uncontacted tribeā€”but not literally, because that would be illegal. Certificate #13568

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Episode 15: Kohoutek (Entry 692.JU0113) from 2018-01-16T09:00

In which a Czech astronomer is hailed as the hero of 1973, only to have his discovery flame out by not flaming out. Then he gets very seasick on a cruise. Certificate #31644

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Episode 14: Monrovia, Moravia, Moldova, Moldavia (Entry 805.GN1032) from 2018-01-11T11:00

In which John shares the soothing geographic mantra that has got him where he is today: sitting in a bunker teaching 30th-century cockroach-people how to tell medieval Central European principaliti...

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Episode 13: Heil Honey I'm Home! (Entry 577.PR1413) from 2018-01-09T14:00

In which an upstart British television producer finally answers that age-old question: why don't more classic sitcoms star Adolf Hitler? Certificate #42615.

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Episode 12: The Darien Gap (Entry 315.EZ3328) from 2018-01-04T09:00

In which a single highway is paved all the way from Alaska to Argentina--except for one pesky 66-mile gap right in the middle. Certificate #14458.

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Episode 11: Secret Order of the Double Sunrise (Entry 1122.EC0105) from 2018-01-02T10:00

In which QANTAS begins a top-secret 33-hour nonstop flight between Australia and Ceylon at the height of World War II, right under the noses of the Empire of Japan. Certificate #12248.

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Episode 10: Newton's Cradle (Entry 835.1C1311) from 2017-12-28T05:00

In which thousands of soulless corporate executives put little steel toys on their desks but still feel dead inside, and Ken finally learns how those little drinking birds work. Certificate #31932.

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Episode 9: Gadsby (Entry 511.PS6928) from 2017-12-26T06:00

In which our two hosts study a book that runs fifty thousand words without a solitary display of our writing plan's fifth symbol. Certificate #6442.

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Episode 8: Water Wars (Entry 1414.PS6301) from 2017-12-21T09:00

In which Los Angeles stands revealed in all its unquenchable thirst, and is pronounced by John and Ken several times the fun, old-timey way, with a hard 'g'. Certificate #33935.

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Episode 7: The Tesseract (Entry 1291.EP0318) from 2017-12-19T08:00

In which Ken and John struggle to imagine four-dimensional space with the same ease that the inventor of the pitching machine once could. Certificate #28910.

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Episode 6: The Rachel (Entry 1024.GN2917) from 2017-12-14T06:00

In which John opines that Jennifer Aniston's ubiquitous 1990s-era cut was America's "last hairstyle." Certificate #24193.

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Episode 5: Smell-O-Vision (Entry 1177.AM0521) from 2017-12-12T06:00

In which the aromas of tobacco, coffee, and lavender, meant to revolutionize the motion picture industry, end up nauseating audiences instead, and Ken spoils a 57-year-old surprise cameo. Certifica...

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Episode 3: The Olympic Marathon of 1904 (Entry 865.1C0924) from 2017-12-07T17:04

In which the world's most prestigious sporting event goes disastrously wrong, and a Cuban mailman takes a nap. Certificate #28924.

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Episode 4: The Pig War (Entry 939.MK0511) from 2017-12-07T17:00

In which the United States and Britain take up arms over one potato-hungry pig. Certificate #43259.

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Episode 1: The European Starling (Entry 431.PS8403) from 2017-12-07T16:55

In which an eccentric Shakespeare buff releases two birds in Central Park, and thereby screws up an entire continent's ecosystem. Certificate #27603.

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Episode 2: Defenestration (Entry 326.2K0933) from 2017-12-07T16:00

In which throwing people out of windows is strongly endorsed by many hot-headed Czechs, but opposed in no uncertain terms by Ken's great-great-great-great-grandfather. Certificate #32146.

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The Omnibus Project from 2017-12-05T14:00

Ken and John provide a time capsule of whimsical recordings for future generations, commemorating the human race's triumphant achievements and its beautiful mundanities. There's no way you want to ...

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Omnibus: Trailer from 2017-11-28T11:00

Twice a week, Ken and John add a new entry to the OMNIBUS, an encyclopedic reference work of strange-but-true stories that they are compiling as a time capsule for future generations.

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