Dark Days Ahead - a podcast by Jeremy Shere

This dark and dreary episode gets off to an appropriately inept start when Deano--who had one goddamn job!--sends the Zoom link 55 minutes late. By the time the crew finally logs on, Uncle Ted is extra irritated, Deano is extra clueless, and Impossible L is only half paying attention. Uncle Ted shares the depressing tale of watching the game alone on a billboard-sized TV in his in-law's basement. Deano reveals that even Lions superfan Little Deano gave up on this game. Impossible is pissed because he actually made a point of designing his day around listening to Possible Lomas call the game and was treated to a good, old-fashioned beatdown that not even Possible could make palatable. The crew agree that the only good thing about this loss is that it left little to the imagination. After exhausting the little there was to say about this emasculating shit show, the guys bitch and moan about life generally, once again hate on the Ford Family, and conduct a half-hearted, semi-deep dive on what superior football club ownership looks like. In the end, the guys don't even bother to make predictions for next week's game and conclude with an appropriately atonal, desultory Roar.

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