Entering Uncharted Territory - a podcast by Jeremy Shere

In the glorious aftermath of the Lions home win over the 10-2 (now 10-3!) Vikings, the crew revels in victory, despite years of intensive RAA therapy forbidding such enthusiasm. But you now what? Fuck that! The Lions have won 5 out of their last six! ROAR! Deano makes us all extremely proud by attending the game solo, wearing Lions pajama pants, no less, and sitting next to two extremely drunk dudes from Warren who have NEVER GIVEN UP ON THE LIONS! Lomas dons a new robe in celebration of the win and graciously accepts kudos for picking the Roar and getting damn close to the actual score (IL predicted Lions 33, Vikings 27). We can't say enough about 3-time Ryan Gosling look-alike award winner Jared Goff, who balled out and is playing the best football of his pro career. True, the Lions defense continues to suck and enabled a career game for Jefferson, the Vikings best receiver, who had something like 45 catches for 872 yards. But you know what? FUCK THAT! The Lions won anyway! The O-line continues to excel, much to Lomas' delight. The big questions in Roarland is: can the Lions somehow make the playoffs? Seems unlikely, since they'd had to win out, with two games on the road. But you know what? FUCK THAT! We're headed to the playoffs baby! Let's go! Umm ... wait ... Just got a text from my counselor at Wallbrook ... Right ... I have to go recite the serenity prayer 10 times and then dunk my head in a tub of ice water. Anyway ... ROAR!

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