Impossible Lomas Productions Presents: "O-Line" - a podcast by Jeremy Shere

O-Line

Frank Ragnow is brave and stout

Protects his quarterback

He opens up great big holes

For the Lions rush attack

He snaps the ball straight and true

Each and every time

Mighty Frank will never break

Here on the O-Line

 

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On the right side you will find

A man named Penei

He guards his position

Each and every play

If you try to bull rush him

He’ll beat you every time

Big Penei will make you pay

Here on the O-line

 

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Taylor Decker is a fixture

Here on the O-line

He’ll pancake block you oh so hard

He might break your spine

At 6 foot 7 300+

Taylor’s quite a load

Yes he’s of mighty stature

A sight to behold

 

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You may well have never heard

Of left guard Jonah Jackson

But when you see him do his thing

You’ll surely see much action

A man of pride and honor too

Jonah is no joke

Just ask the defensive line

who he’s blown away like smoke

 

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Hala-pooli-vahti Vaiy-tie

Is last but not least

6 foot 6 322 pounds

He is quite a beast

And a valued member

Of the O-line brotherhood

Defensive linemen must beware

‘Cause he’s pretty fucking good

 

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