Matty Staff's Super Bowl Dream - a podcast by Jeremy Shere
from 2022-02-27T17:05:06
Matty Staff’s Super Bowl Dream
Words and music by Uncle Ted, Deano Blandino, and Impossible Lomas
Growing up in Texas
You had a Super Bowl dream and a rocket right arm
Won a chip in high school, they said
Hey boy, you’re gonna go far
Packed it off for Georgia
Worked real hard and honed your craft
In fact you got so damn good you were the #1 pick in the NFL draft
The only thing that could destroy your dream
Was winding up on the Detroit football team
Matty Staff
You’re a Super Bowl champ at last
Though we know you took a long road to get there
For twelve long years
Shed a lot of blue and silver tears
But you persevered now you’ve won the Super Bowl
Playing in Detroit
Empty stats guy on a nowhere team
Yeah they called you Pad Statford
Folks sure can be mean
Took a lot sacks, threw a lot of TDs
Postseason rolled around, you were watching on TV
Yard after yard week and week
All the haters said you were past your peak
Matty Staff
You’re a Super Bowl champ at last
Though we know you took a long road to get there
For twelve long years
Shed a lot of blue and silver tears
But you persevered now you’ve won the Super Bowl
Finally, you had enough, up and demanded a trade
Said won’t you please send me to a team that’ll make the grade
So they shipped you to LA, Hollywood Hills and the Walk of Fame
Playing for Coach McVay, finally got a chance to prove your name
Suddenly things are looking up
Throwing TDs to Kooper Cupp
Matty Staff
You’re a Super Bowl champ at last
Though we know you took a long road to get there
For twelve long years
Shed a lot of blue and silver tears
But you persevered now you’ve won the Super Bowl
Rolled through the Cards, then you went down to Tampa, where you slayed the GOAT
Up against the Niners, gutsy comeback, you made every throw
First half of the Bowl, you were on a roll, threw a couple TDs
But then the kicker missed an extra point, and OBJ went out with a knee
Looked like it was gonna be Burrow’s day
Clock’s ticking down and your chances are slipping away
Matty Staff, down four points, time for a comeback
Need one more dose of your fourth quarter magic
Got no running game, half of your receivers have come up lame
But we never worried, cause we know you’re not gonna panic
Everybody sees it’s down to you and number ten
It took fifteen plays, and brother in the end …
Matty Staff
Into the end zone you whipped that pass
Grabbed the lead, like it was your fate
Confetti rained down
Now you’re wearing the Super Bowl crown
There ain’t no doubt, you’re an all-time great
Matty Staff
You’re a Super Bowl champ at last
Though we know you took a long road to get there
For twelve long years
Shed a lot of blue and silver tears
But you persevered now you’ve won the Super Bowl
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