Matty Staff vs. The Detroit Globetrotters - a podcast by Jeremy Shere

The general tone of this episode is gobsmackedness ... Insofar as Impossible Lomas, Uncle Ted, and Deano Blandino are utterly gobsmacked that the Roar pulled off a first quarter onside kick and not one but two (2!) fake punts, and of course still lost ... We spend a lot of time pondering what other sorts of trick plays the Lions can pull out from the trunk of their collective clown car (many of them involving superlative punter Jack Fox punting the ball directly into the balls of A) an onrushing defender, or B) the opposing coach standing on the sidelines) ... We are joined by Gedaliah, aka Jedediah,  son of Brad, who despite his youthful vigor and innocent and buoyant demeanor, is a shambles of a human specimen, hopelessly infected by the virus of roaraholicism ... We do briefly remark on the fact that the Lions D did not suck the largest donkey balls on offer, instead opting for a slightly less bulbous pair ... And we pay homage to Matty Staff, who once again played like the best QB in the league ... In song parody news, we lay the groundwork for an "Eye of the Tiger" knockoff, working title "The Balls of the Donkey" ... After passing the two hour mark, we close with a customary three-part roar ... But wait, there's more! If you listen to the very end, your ears will be baptized with the world premier of Impossible Lomas Productions latest release, and the newest addition to the RAA liturgy, "Oh Lord, the Lions Will Always Suck!"

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