Once again, this is the end - a podcast by Jeremy Shere

Well, ladies and gents (exclusively gents, actually), once again the RAA crew has run into a wall of Lions sucktitude and decided that this will be the final episode of this sorry, sorry season. After our requisite 9-week mental health break, we reconvene and recap what's been going on during our long period of silence. Deano Blandino has leaned fully into bowling, getting high on the sweet smell of his weirdly scented bowling ball and piling up 200+ games ... Impossible Lomas has earned top marks from the RAA board of directors for really not giving a single fuck about the Roar this year ... and Uncle Ted has grown a frothy beard and also dug deep to exorcise the demon Lions from his mortal soul. We contemplate the parallel suckiness of both the Lions and Pistons, whose combined ineptitude has apparently opened a portal into another dimension where everything sucks grotesquely mutated donkey balls. We ponder the rise of the Lions lone "bright spot," wide receiver Amon St. Rah (or whatever the fuck his name is) and laugh mirthlessly at the notion that the Roar are poised for a successful rebuild. We also bust out an acapela version of "Ball of the Donkey" and end this episode, and the 3rd season of RAA, with a filthy, broken down 3-pat harmonized ROAR!

And so, fellow Roaraholics, we bid you adieu until next season. Stay strong, work the steps, and never forget that, no matter who they draft, no matter who's the coach, no matter if the good Lord above decrees otherwise ... the Lions will always suck.

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