We are beside ourselves with Roargasmic joy! - a podcast by Jeremy Shere

That keening, otherworldly sound you heard Thursday night? The one that echoed across the land, an arresting amalgam of joy, relief, euphoria, insanity, and release after 7000 years of ineptitude ...

That, my friends, was the sound of Roar Nation experiencing a collective ROARGASM the likes of which has not been documented since 1957.

Holy shit, right? The absolute and total beatdown that transpired Thursday night at Lambeau gave us so much to talk about that we didn't even bother revisiting Deano and Uncle Brother's pilgrimage to the holy of holies known as Ford Field last Sunday to witness in person the Lions thoroughly dominate the Falcons.

No, it was all we could do to fit all all we had to say about what transpired in Green Bay into a 1.5 hour Roargasm session.

If you listen to this podcast, you already know what happened. There's no way these meager show notes can capture just how fucking good it felt to watch the Detroit Lions not just beat but EMASCULATE the Packers on national tee vee.

How to put this? After shaking off the early pick, Jared was in total command, slicing apart the Packer's D with what can only be described as arrogant disdain. David Montgomery and his massive guns and the O-Line had their way with the Packer's D-line, running the ball right down their fucking throats. The defense, meanwhile, made supposedly hotshot QB Jordan Love look like a girl on some Div III team that decided, sure, why not, let's put her in. It'll be cute.

Plus, it's hard to overstate just how satisfying it was when the cameras showed GB fans wearing those stupid cheesehead things looking very, very sad.

We know how that feels, don't we, Roar Nation? And we also have 0% sympathy for Packers fans, who've had it coming for literally decades.

Bottom line, we went Kobra Kai on their ass. NO MERCY!

Let's all enjoy a cozy weekend, curled up with The Book of Jared, watching all the other teams beat the shit out of each other as we experience multiple and ongoing Roargasms and look forward to next Sunday, when we shall avenge last season's drubbing at the hands of the Carolina Panthers.

Until then, ROARRRRRR!

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