#We're Built for this Shit! - a podcast by Jeremy Shere

ROAR! 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁

We are, indeed, built for this shit!

Holy fucking shit. We won on the road against last year's Super Bowl Champs, on Thursday night, against the best QB in the league.

Uncle Brother, Deano, and Impossible Lomas barely hold it together as they attempt to express their feelings about what is easily the best and most significant win in Lions history since the last time they won a playoff game a billion years ago.

We rock out to the new smash hit from Blandino Records, "Don't Sleep on Jared!"

We experience the glory of Uncle Brother's newly penned prayer praising Dan Campbell, complete with Kedusha-style toe raises. 🙏

We listen, awestruck, as Lomas recites from the newly revealed Chapter 89 of The Book of Jared, which amazingly predicts the victory over the Chiefs of Kansas City.

We also marvel at the size of Dan Campbell's balls (non-donkey variety) for pulling off a fake punt on the Lion's second drive, from their own 17 yard line.

We very much like Jahmyr Gibbs and his great potential.

Deano legit drops $300+ on Lions gear and tickets, while we record.

We don't give any shits that the Chiefs were missing Travis Kelcey and Chris Jones.

Lomas is concerned that when the Lions win the Super Bowl, the city of Detroit will be burned to the ground.

We sing the praises of the O-line and gain newfound appreciation for dominant, mistake-free O-line play.

We flub the episode ending 3-part roar, turning instead of a 5-part harmonized studio version.

And we end with a glorious reprise of "Don't Sleep on Jared!"

We're 1-0, y'all! Let's fucking go! ROARRRRR!

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