Podcasts by The Fifty Ton Podcast

We Don't Need Tigers from 2021-11-25T14:00

Before The Fifty Ton Podcast, Steve had a barber show called Shop Talk with Steve Ferreira where he made the mistake of having me on as a guest. This episode from April of 2020 is like 2 ho...

On the Loose from 2021-10-31T21:36:39

While we all enjoying the intermission, Steve and I pop in to wish you all a nice Halloween, debate the direction of the show and what the best fat is for cooking corn bread.

Bone - App -...

SEASON 1 FINALE! from 2021-09-14T12:55:37

Thank you all for joining us on this wild ride. One full year, 52 episodes. We toured a pandemic, a national uprising, islands of fuck boys and explored the insides and outsides of our collectiv...

War and Peace from 2021-09-07T17:34:52

Steve reveals the details of his dream vacation, we both agree that the French and English are idiots when it comes to warfare, I make some completely unfounded claims about human sacrifice in r...

How to Groom Puppies from 2021-08-31T16:06:21

For our big 50th episode, we conducted our first guest interview. Celebrity barber @DGCuts from Mansfield's Rectify Barbershop and Beauty Alcove joins us and is treated to the Fifty Ton red carp...

Larry Bird Mustache or Larry Bird Mullet? You decide. from 2021-08-24T11:29:47

I'm writing the description for this one because I'm late posting and I'm not going to burden Steve with last minute work. Friends don't do that to one another.

Barber Expos, Fake Butts, ...

Film Boy Island from 2021-08-17T13:06:12

Is Ed really an F-Boy?  Not really but the name for the episode popped into my head this morning and I'm rocking with it.  I wanted to name the show F(ifty Ton) Boy Island but it just ...

The Rock Obama from 2021-08-10T12:00

Steve starts the show with this question: is this a filler episode or do we try to talk about something completely different for once? 

Spoiler alert: All podcasts are fi...

The "Problem" with "Tall People" from 2021-08-03T14:05:29

Steve missed getting this one posted this morning. It's not his fault though, he's a differently-abled, height challenged individual. To be fair, his laptop was probably across the room and his ...

The Space Program from 2021-07-27T12:41:15

This summer feels like the entire roaring 20s jammed into 8 weeks.  Billionaires are going to space, Ed's whipping around the city in flip flops, and I should really stay in for a week and ...

Boredom is our Enemy from 2021-07-20T13:00:15

From individual self destruction to the collapse of the American system. Boredom will lead to our demise if we can't distract ourselves or think of anything positive to do with our abundance of ...

Do What You Want from 2021-07-13T21:46:20

Better late than dead is what living people who are never punctual say when they're predictably 45 minutes late to a meeting they scheduled to discuss their time management issues. Or maybe I'm ...

A Podcast To Supplement Your Life from 2021-07-06T12:40:09

Are you searching for something but don't know what?  Tired of chasing around numbers like 222 and 777 all day in your quest to become a full person?  Is your daily horoscope not cutti...

Life Starts At 25 from 2021-06-29T12:29:09

Welcome to the big house.

Guilty Pleasures from 2021-06-22T12:20:10

Tune in this week to hear 50 tons of secrets get lifted off of Ed's chest like a weight bar made of hedonism.  Not for the faint of heart, this week's show takes a deep dive into the psyche...

High Value Men from 2021-06-15T13:54:27

For the record, we would like to state that if we were single we would be categorized as high value men with mid value men features if you catch my drift. It’s tough being this hot, this intellectu...

Poolcast from 2021-06-08T12:50:20

Covid’s over! We can podcast from a brewery. We can podcast from a pool. Yeah IDK. Ed was up here on holiday but the show stops for nothing. I’m impressed. One of these days we’re going to have ...

The Fifty Ton Foodcast from 2021-06-01T13:33:18

Join us for a protein packed edition of the Fifty Ton Podcast!  This week we get lean & mean with topics that should have been covered two years ago like Bob Kraft going to a massage pa...

Livin' off the fat of the land from 2021-05-25T13:20:58

Ed's fresh back from living it up in the Golden State of California after a week of driving for hours at a time and eating the reproductive organs of sea creatures.  A glutton for punishmen...

35 & We're Still Alive from 2021-05-18T11:00

So mid May Spring seems to have finally sprung in the Bean.  It'll prob sleet next week.  Better yet the weather will be 75 and breezy during the work week and then snow on the weekend?  You ever b...

Doin It In the Park from 2021-05-15T19:04:35

Back like we never left with a seriously action packed edition of the FTP.  Ed "pops" this one off early with some live action footage of the carnage in the park across from his residence a couple ...

The Return of the Pimp from 2021-05-04T13:43:25

Steve is back from Mexico with a brand new outlook on life. 

From pimps, to simps, to sugar daddies to sugar babies to babies, from the beaches of Tulum, to the farm brewery covered ...

Life's Fckn Rollercoaster from 2021-04-27T13:00

 This episode covers everything from tragedy, to bloodweisers, to grandmothers to tacos. 

The grandmother at the end of Ron Howard's smash hit 1989 film Parenthood rambles on ab...

Left Behind from 2021-04-20T14:20:08

Left Behind: The Movie is a film starring Kirk Cameron (starring might be a bad descriptor here) that sucks shit, about people that god didn't rapture for whatever reason. You don't have to watc...

And the band marched on.... from 2021-04-13T11:00

This week's show is a dub step mash up of musical bangers from the Pigtown Philharmonic Marching Band and the Malden Fire Junk Yard Gang.  Man these two bands jam on it like Newcleus while ...

Love In An Elevator from 2021-04-06T12:10:53

Last week I put on Scarface's classic album The Fix and the shop went crazy, absolute bonkers.  Muy classico.  This week I'm gonna play some Masta Ace to mix it up.  One of the mo...

The Resurrection from 2021-03-30T12:39:28

Forgive me Father for I have podcasted.  Save me from the fiery pits of Miami and the very sexy sinners who tempt me with Flat Tummy Tea on Instagram.  Pleaseth forgiveth Edmund for casting the sha...

Big Vaxx Only from 2021-03-23T12:34:32

We cover like 150 topics in an hour this week so it's somewhat challenging to write a description for the show.  Yeah anyway here it is.

Get into our heads from 2021-03-16T14:01:51

6 months at 50 tons per episode = 1200 tons of podcasting!  We all did this together!  Big party. I'm off to go get vaxxed right now.  As you, the loyal listener already knows, I had Covid back in ...

Hot Tub Crime Machine from 2021-03-09T14:00

In the unlikely event that Steve does not wake up early enough to edit this episode, I, sir Eduardo De Sousa IV do proclaim that this episode is primarily focused on a the disappearance of a handle...

Tango & Cash from 2021-03-02T15:50:18

Did you know Tango & Cash was actually a comedy?  I didn't realize that when we watched it.  When you look at it as a comedy it really makes sense.  Jokes on me.

1-900-PODCAST from 2021-02-23T10:00

Kickin it all the way live, no jive.  We take you on a funk ride.  So step inside while we glide to the other side.  The Far Side, but I'm not Gary.  I move that White like B...

Relaxing ASMR Podcast from 2021-02-16T13:32:57

I just got back from visiting Ed down in the "City that Reads" Baltimore, MD.  We recorded 3 episodes last week so I can't even remember what we talked about on this one at this point. &nbs...

Return of the Mad Dog from 2021-02-09T13:03:16

Did you know Ed's favorite movie is Show Girls starring Elizabeth Berkeley?  He owns the box set.  Also, he's off the wagon and slugged back another Mad Dog this week.  The speed ...

Ask Ed from 2021-02-02T12:46:56

Ed answers the juiciest questions sent into online advice columns. Is he totally insensitive?  Right on the money?  Out of touch or right on the beat?   There's only one way ...

Have some dignity from 2021-01-26T15:08:15

You wanna know what the problem Is with everything?  A real lack of dignity.  Yeah.... yup.  Everyone just goes for anything these days.  Where's the critical thought?  ...

Wild Times from 2021-01-19T13:01:49

Take a wild guess what we talk about this week?  You guessed it, the Masked Dancer!  

We also talk about all the nonsense at the capitol.

I'll rename this later on from 2021-01-12T14:07:30

I've been stuck at home again for a week and my brain is 100% fried.   I didn't even realize it was Tuesday and then I overslept and was like oh yeah I need to get the podcast uploaded...

SWEET PREMIUM WINE from 2021-01-05T10:00

Well folks, this is it, the one you've been waiting for.... Ed drinks a whole bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 during the podcast.  Enjoy!

RIP MF DOOM

The Fifty Ton Movie from 2020-12-29T13:54:53

Big announcement!  The 50 Ton Podcast is coming to the silver screen in 2021.  Well not really but that's the first thing we talk about on the show and Ed made some snazzy episode artw...

A 50 Ton Christmas from 2020-12-22T11:51:09

Tune in this week on the 50 Ton Podcast Christmas Special to hear all the latest in gift giving guides, holiday recipes, hosting tips and more.  We love the holidays, and we hope you have a great c...

Big Bad Boy Episode 13 from 2020-12-15T13:48:22

Back up in the house with big dog episode 13 comin' atcha hot'n'heavy 50 Ton style bay-beeeeeeeeee.  That's right champ we made it to lucky 13 and we're rockin' and rollin' all over the pla...

An Exciting Episode from 2020-12-08T13:55:27

Wow big episode 12.  This is a real firecracker of an episode.  We covered around 4500 topics in the span of 60 mins.  I don't even really know what to write for a description thi...

Crystal Confessions from 2020-12-01T13:21:30

Get your chakra aligned this week as Ed & Steve learn about the magical powers of healing crystals!  

The True Story Of Thanksgiving from 2020-11-24T10:00

You could have landed your boat on the Cape and drank mudslides and went swimming and chasing tail all summer like the late great Anthony Bourdain (RIP) but instead you puttered around for month...

Toupeegate from 2020-11-17T13:42:04

This week the guys take a deep dive into the wild world of conspiracy theories.  Other not so main stream conspiracies are exposed such as fake craft beers and presidential hairpieces. &nbs...

A Penny For Your Thoughts from 2020-11-10T14:05:22

This week Ed & Steve answer the burning questions people write into advice columns...

Back to the Future of Election Day from 2020-11-03T13:02:17

So we record on Tuesday nights and then Ed Fifty takes a million years to edit the show so they come out a week later.  Which means that this show was recorded one week prior to the 2016 Pr...

A Couple of Jerks from 2020-10-27T09:00

Join Ed & Steve this week as they take a deep dive into pop culture.  Plastic surgery, toupees, steroids, Zoomin' Toobin, Taylor Swift, OJ Simpson, Joe Rogan, Gumby, more Zoomin Toobin....

Happy Halloween from 2020-10-20T09:00

Ed loves candy and Halloween, Steve does not.  This episode is brought to you by whiskey.

Heavily Caffinated from 2020-10-15T13:22:43

THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL THIS WEEK.  COLD BREW (STEVE/GOOD) VS RED EYE (ED/EVIL).  WHO WILL WIN?  WHICH CO-HOST WILL TRY TO TAKE THE OTHER ONE OUT OF PEAK PERFORMANCE BY CHANGING THE SCHEDULED RECORDI...

Off With Their Heads from 2020-10-15T13:22:33

This week the show takes a deep dive into American politics and culture.  Lots of surprises.  Twists and turns around every corner.  Also, looks like the guys might have a name for the new show at ...

The Deerhunter from 2020-10-15T13:22:26

Back at it again with more of the same.  Less is more but not really if you got it like that.  More is definitely more this week as the guys try to lock in a final name for their new show, regional...

Heavily Edited from 2020-10-15T13:21

Wow guess what it's your lucky day pal, Shop Talk is back!  Well Shop Talk as it once existed is out, and a new day is on the horizon of podcasting.  Doing long interviews with difference guests ev...