Podcasts by The Only Good Album

TOGA 410 - The Final Year of Capitalsim from 2020-01-09T11:30

Get your guillotine-specific whetstones and means-of-production-seizing gloves ready, because 2020 is capitalism's final year. We're calling it. Kyle tries to make it light, David tries to make ...

TOGA 409 - ANUSTART from 2020-01-02T14:21:01

We call this one TOGA 409 because we're starting off with a clean slate

The jokes only get worse, folks. 

ANDREW'S HERE THOUGH SO THAT'S GREAT

KLINK

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TOGA 406 - Get The Last Turboman Action Figure By Any Means Necessary from 2019-12-12T11:30

In this episode, we're talking about a movie none of us have seen and all the toys we wish we got for Christmas. David gets becomes mainstream, Kyle does his best, and Matt is just crazy about c...

TOGA 405 - A Very [Insert TOGA Boi Here] Christmas Special from 2019-12-05T11:00

We're getting BEEFY this Christmas with a longer episode and a bigger cast list. Internet hearthrob??? Richie from Saucewise joins us for the first time since the last time a different ...

TOGA 404 - Distracting Your Family From Talking About Politics from 2019-11-28T11:00

More like Episode Not Found, am I right fellow nerds? 

This episode, like you probably are, is interested in shutting other people up as quickly as possible. We spend a lotta time talking...

TOGA 308 - To Use As Walk-Up Music For Your 10-Year High School Reunion from 2019-11-21T12:00

It's a weird one, folks! Both the idea that the people you rolled with in high school have improved in 10 years and this ep. Kyle is off doing something else, so it's just David and Matt! And we...

TOGA 403 - Unhaunting Your House from 2019-11-14T11:00

Now that you've had your fun with ghost boners, it's time to get these spirits outta here. And nothing gets ghosts running away quite like Matt going on an uniterrupted 10 minute testimonial abo...

TOGA 402 - Setting The Mood For A Sexy Seance from 2019-11-07T12:00

This is about as TOGA as it gets. We're talking ghosts, we're talking boners, we're talking ghost boners, and Kyle hates every second of it. Settle down to this collapsible table I got from Cost...

TOGA 401 - Running From The Killer In The Movie Through The Woods from 2019-10-31T10:00

We're back from the deeeaaaad!

Againnnnnn

But we're going to get merc'd almost immediately because we're running from the murderer in a movie  and we are not. in. shape. 

TOGA 307 - Walking Home Drunk After The Only Party You Attended In High School Got Broken Up By The Cops from 2019-10-03T11:00

It's my turn to write the show description, and I have a cold, so I'm gonna half ass it. Don't drink and drive, kids. 

BINKS

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TOGA 306 - Ending Prom from 2019-09-26T11:00

We've had a lot fun tonight, but we'd like to bring the mood to a slow simmer. Or a weird glitchy groove. Or a pretty dang horny level. Either way, I'm the DJ and your dumbass school paid upfron...

TOGA 305 - For Your Dating Profile from 2019-09-19T11:00

ENFP, Taurus, @onlygoodalbum

We're three bois just looking for someone to spend the rest of our lives with. We love disagreeing with your music opinions, talking about dicks, dogs, and eg...

TOGA 304 - For Your Class President Campaign from 2019-09-12T11:00

MR. SPEAKERRRRRRRR, THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THIS HIGH SCHOOOOOL, EITHER MATT, DAVID, OR KYLE. 

That's what you're going to hear after listening to this episode, taking our advice to heart, ...

TOGA 303 - To Explain The Birds And The Bees from 2019-09-05T11:00

It's another clASSic TOGA sex episode. We're talking about how to teach the kids about getting down, and we do a very bad job indeed. Kyle gets uncomfortable, David gets into it, and Matt is rel...

TOGA 302 - To Introduce The Characters During An 80s Style Movie Montage Of Your First Day Back In School from 2019-08-29T02:53:10

SEASON 3

Thanks to everyone who listened to Season 2 on our Pattreon and liked it, Season 3 is public by popular demand 

We're continuing our back-to-school season by pondering the...

TOGA 301 - To Never Play On Your Way To Being Driven To Your First Day Of College from 2019-08-22T11:00

SEASON 3, MEMELORDS

Thanks to everyone who listened to Season 2 on our Pattreon and liked it, Season 3 is public by popular demand 

We're doing a Back To School Season, so expect a...

TOGA 106 - To Make Me Dance Like This Cat from 2019-08-01T11:00

Listen, gang, this is a loyalty test. If you didn't check the show notes, you ain't gonna know which cat we're talking about and this episode is going to be wack as heck. Also Matt is really ups...

TOGA 105 - To Form Your Teenage Political Opinions from 2019-07-25T22:23:57

Gather round, y'all. It's Teen Dunking Season. 

LONKS

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TOGA 104 - To Put On While You Sleep To Wake Up As Something Better from 2019-07-18T11:00

Calm, placid lake. Calm, placid lake. Wide, blue lake. You know how to speak French and it really pulls. You're so attractive now because of the French you know. You're not pissing on a...

TOGA 103 - Lazy River Jam from 2019-07-11T11:00

This week, we are just done with it. We're hopping in this inner tube, we are bribing the life guard to let us float around for hours, and we're just gonna let the underwater jets take ...

TOGA 102 - Establishing Yourself As The Alpha Freshman With Your Very Cool, Very Loud, Very Muddy $200 Stereo From Wal-Mart, SEAN from 2019-07-04T11:00

What up, frosh, it's your first day! Listen, this is a tough campus of mostly liberal-arts kids and STEM majors, so you really gotta establish your dominance. Now, I'm hoping you have the kind o...

TOGA 101 - Whacky Video Game Shopkeeper from 2019-06-27T11:00

Welcome, traveler. Come, exhibit my wares. Don't worry about those lizards. Are you looking for a potion? Or perhaps a sword made of jelly? Or several pallets of slime? Don't touch the lizards. ...

TOGA 100 - Back On Your Bullmess from 2019-06-20T11:00

WE BACK

SORRY ABOUT THE AUDIO

WE'RE WORKING ON IT

LOVE U

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TOGA 69 - The Only Good "The Only Good Album" Album (FINALE) from 2018-08-06T18:55:20

It is with this, our 69th episode, that we bid you adieu. In this BONUS LENGTH episode, we recap every episode winner and finally determine The Only Good "The Only Good Album" Album.

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TOGA 47 - Prom. from 2018-07-19T03:22:10

It's prom season and everyone is horny as hell! Or... it was prom season when this was recorded... But hey! You're getting another episode of this lovely podcast you forgot existed!  Listen

TOGA 46 - Lost At Sea from 2018-05-10T13:48:59

Ahoy! This week the toga bois set sail on the seven seas. Wait... which sea is this? Uhhhh... does anybody on this boat know how to operate a sextant? Wait, I thought you brought the ma...

TOGA 45 - Hunting The Monster You Created from 2018-04-12T10:30

This week the TOGA Bois are venturing into the foggy, dark forest looking for a monster. Which monster you say? Why, the greatest, most fearsome monster of them all. An album. Don't believe an a...

TOGA 44 - The Only Good Album To Ask The Wizard (Who Turns Albums Into People) To Turn Into A Person from 2018-03-30T00:25:11

I'm gonna level with you, here. You know the name of the episode. It's the one with the wizard and the yeah yeah. It's a lot to type out. That's so many capital letters. I'm just one podcast des...

TOGA 43: Climbing the Escalator To Heaven from 2018-03-15T10:30

Through sheer luck, The TOGA Bois (and Richie from Saucewise) are climbing the escalator to heaven. It can't possibly be the real one, though, right? I mean, come on. But whatever. We're here, a...

TOGA 42: The TOGA Boys Are Back In Town from 2018-03-01T11:30

This week The TOGA Boys are back in town, the original hosts, baybee. The Boys are back with an announcement. But before that, a weird self-indulgent show with a twist. It's The White Elephant S...

TOGA 41: Elevator to Hell from 2018-02-22T11:30

First floor, men’s fashions circa 1994

Second floor: liars, diagonal parkers, and the person who designed CVS receipts

Third fl- oh? The music? It’s specially curated by The TOGA B...

TOGA 40: Dogs Understand Language For A Day from 2018-02-15T11:30

This week The Bois are joined by new Co-Host, not just guest, Linden Eldredge and the topic is dogs. Man's best friend. The constant, furry companion. Little poop factories with legs. Sleepy, fl...

TOGA 39: Overthinking a Happy Valentine's Day Text from 2018-02-08T07:06:29

This week, love is in the air and The Bois are staring into the middle distance. This text, is it an invitation? A courtesy? A billet-doux? A misfire? Cupid’s arrow has struck us and the arrowhe...

TOGA 38: Joining The 1,000,000 Mile High Club from 2018-02-01T11:30

SPACE. The final frontier. Of getting freaky. This week, The Boys are going where no man has gone before into the darkest depths of unknown space. Join us as we penetrate the unknown wonders of ...

TOGA 37: Throwing A Banger At The Retirement Community For Your 100th Birthday from 2018-01-25T11:30

This week the TOGA Boys gaze into the future. About 70 years or so into the future, to be imprecise. What will music sound like when we're 100 years old? Frankly, we don't care. Because the musi...

TOGA 36: Staying Awake For The Last Hour Of A 12 Hour Drive from 2018-01-18T11:30

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TOGA 35: Starting a Cult from 2018-01-11T12:30

The TOGA Boys have had a vision of the future. It's a glorious future filled with love, freedom, and you giving us all of your money and not asking questions. It's a world of divine inspiration,...

TOGA 34: The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductee Class of 2040 from 2018-01-04T11:30

This week the Boys receive a strange capsule from the future. Strange because not only is it from the future, but also it's a capsule. Who stores, why would anyone store anything large in a caps...

TOGA 33: The Only Good Award Show 2017 from 2017-12-28T11:30

LIVE from cloudy and miserable Matt's Basement, it's the The Only Good Awards Show 2017! All the stars are out tonight, but it's winter in the midwest so you'll just have to take my word for it,...

TOGA 32: Keeping Mrs. Claus Company from 2017-12-21T11:30

'Twas the night before (the night before the night before the night before) Christmas, when all through the pod

The TOGA Boys were keeping Mrs. Clause company, because her husband's a clo...

TOGA 31: The Final AIM Away Message from 2017-12-14T11:30

Dearly beloved,

We are gathered here today to honor the memory of AOL Instant Messenger. For no more will we hear the sound of that door opening, nor closing. Nor opening and closing rapi...

TOGA 30: The Best Music For Taking Care Of Your Friends While They Drop Acid from 2017-12-07T11:30

This week the TOGA Boys are joined by local heartthrobs So Long, Stargazer. The topic at hand: the best music to drop acid to nice. No, hang on. The best music to drop acid with your fr...

TOGA 29: Going To A Wine And Painting Class With Your Mom And Her Friends from 2017-11-30T11:30

This week Most Of The TOGA Boys are joined by local musician Linden Eldredge And our moms and their friends and wine and painting. Luckily only a few of us are mic’d ot...

TOGA 28: An Awkwardly Long Lyft Ride To The Next Bar from 2017-11-23T11:30

This week the TOGA Boys are stuck in this rideshare car for a long, looong time. And it's awkward. Why is it awkward? Depends who you ask. We're talking Drake, Franz Ferdinand, The Faint and a m...

TOGA 27: Dropping Out Of Hogwarts from 2017-11-16T11:30

This week the TOGA Boys have had enough. Enough with these ghosts, enough with this undead cat, enough with the weird paintings, enough with this castle in the year 2017, with its lack ...

TOGA 26: Blow Johann Sebastian Bach's Mind from 2017-11-09T11:30

This week the TOGA Boys are joined once again by Richie of Saucewise to address the concerning appearance of one Johann Sebastian Bach. Instead of doing something useful, we're going to try to f...

TOGA 25: Really Committing To Growing Out A Manbun from 2017-11-02T10:30

This week the TOGA Boys are joined once again by their CFO and VP of Bad Ideas, Devan, for the first time since the Santana Champagne Special. Only this time, Devan's bad idea is that all the Bo...

TOGA 24: Going On A Date In A Cemetery from 2017-10-26T10:30

There's a chill in the night. A cold wind blows. The gate creeks slowly open. A black cat is hanging out. His name is Jeffrey. Don't mind Jeffrey. But thank you for coming to this cemetery. The ...

TOGA 23: Mowing Down a Legion of Zombies from 2017-10-19T10:30

The sun rises. The fog lifts. Guard dogs bark and pull at their chains. This is the day the TOGA Boys were dreading. Kyle isn't there though. He was too scared. He ran away months ago. Regardles...

TOGA 22: Nietzsche's Birthday Party from 2017-10-12T10:30

This week the TOGA Boys are embracing the tireless march of time and throwing a party for our grumpiest friend: Friedrich Nietzsche. He doesn’t look a day over 150! He looks many days over 150. ...

TOGA 21: Cramming For Your Exam Tomorrow from 2017-10-05T10:30

This week the TOGA Boys are unearthing an old relic of the past - the very first time the Boys ever sat down to do a pod. It is terrible. From their dorm room in 2011, you get a chance encounter...

TOGA 20: Really Leaning In To Seasonal Depression from 2017-09-28T10:30

The TOGA Boys dive head first into seasonal depression. The sun is about to abandon us, gray clouds are rolling in, and we don’t even want to get out of bed. Luckily, the Boys have these albums ...

TOGA 19: Ending a D&D Campaign from 2017-09-21T10:30

Welcome, adventurers! To the end of your grand campaign! This week the TOGA Boys are climbing the highest peak in the land, braving treacherous wildernesses, and slaying the demon king or wizard...

TOGA 18: Punching Nazis from 2017-09-14T10:30

This week the TOGA Boys are talking about the great American pastime: punching Nazis in their stupid faces. Punches are thrown, bands are called out, and there's a terrible cohost for about 5 mi...

TOGA 17: The Best Or Worst Album To Give To Aliens from 2017-09-07T10:30

We come in peace! Or not. The TOGA Boys this week are interplanetary ambassadors for our new alien visitors. What's the best case scenario here? They destroy us all? Is that so bad? Not really u...

TOGA 16: Disappointing Jesus In The Bubble Bath from 2017-08-31T10:30

One night The TOGA Boys dreamed a dream.
As most of them were walking along the beach with friend of the show Ashley
Across the dark sky flashed scenes of them in bathtubs.
For...

TOGA 15: Hyping Yourself Up To Propose To Your Partner from 2017-08-24T10:30

Hey. We've been thinking. You know, we've known each other for, gosh, 14 episodes now? And in that time, we've realized just how much you mean to us. So this week, the TOGA boys have a very impo...

TOGA 14: The Boys Are Back In Town from 2017-08-17T10:30

This is not a drill. The boys are back in town. This week the TOGA boys struggle to make the most of a nightmarish existence as The Boys return for more wanton destruction. Well, one of them is,...

TOGA 13: The Santana Champagne Special! from 2017-08-10T10:30

Man, it's a hot one! After months or weeks or whatever, the #SantanaCampagneChampagne has come to its legendary conclusion. This week the TOGA Boys are celebrating all things Santana and all thi...

TOGA 12: Injuring Your Crossfit Class By Inducing Delusions of Super Strength from 2017-08-03T10:30

This week the TOGA Boys are going to get you banned from the gym. With four blisteringly hype-filled albums, (and one heavily-medicated Matt) they set out to find the ideal way to ind...

TOGA 11: The Future of Dad Rock from 2017-07-27T10:30

This episode was meant to be fun, easy-going. Lighthearted. Just like Dad. But then one of the Boys did a bad thing. This week, TOGA discusses the finer parts of dear-old-Dad Rock for an hour an...

TOGA 10: Working A 10 Hour Shift At A Convenience Store from 2017-07-20T10:30

This week the TOGA boys are working a 10 hour shift at a convenience store. We thought four 10 hour shifts would be better than five 8 hour shifts, but boy oh boy were we ever wrong. Most of us ...

TOGA 9: Get Me Into Psychedelia from 2017-07-13T10:30

This week the TOGA boys are embarking on a long, strange trip in their attempt to find the perfect gateway drug into psychedelic music. As a measure of their success, Matt is their guinea pig. C...

TOGA 8: The Fourth of July from 2017-07-06T10:30

It's America day! It was America day. No holidays happen on Thursday this year. But like real patriots, we don't let time get in our way. This week we're rededicating ourselves to our country an...

TOGA 7: Explaining Coachella To Your Grandpa from 2017-06-29T10:30

The TOGA boys are setting out on a musical quest to find a way to explain Coachella to our grandpas. Some grandpas? Your grandpas??? This one kind of got away from us. We come up with albums whi...

TOGA 6: Guaranteeing This Is Only A One-Night Stand from 2017-06-22T10:30

The TOGA boys get in touch with our scummier side this week. As opposed to finding the perfect album to set the mood, we're looking for The Only Good Album for making sure that, while the mood i...

TOGA 5: Breaking Up With Your High School Sweetheart Because They're Going To UC And You're Not from 2017-06-15T10:30

We can hardly believe it. After four long years, the TOGA boys are finally graduating from high school for this episode. But as we move on to the next stages of our lives, a tinge of sadness. Ou...

TOGA 4: WRDMSC101 - Intro To Weird from 2017-06-08T10:30

This week the Professor TOGA Boys have been chosen to teach a class, specifically Introduction to Weird Music. We're joined by Saucewise and Chris Scarrison's Aftershow Spooktacular host Adjunct...

TOGA 3: First Party from 2017-06-01T10:00

The TOGA boys just arrived on campus and we've been invited to our first party. But there's so much pressure! Do we go the comfortable and stereotypical party route and get buzzed on bad beer an...

TOGA 2: Roadtripping To A Funeral from 2017-05-25T10:00

This week, David, Kyle, Matt and Andrew get bummed out. We're on a roadtrip. We're driving to a funeral, and the funeral is an album's length drive away. Which album do you choose? Do you lean i...

TOGA 1: The Best First Episode from 2017-05-18T00:48:13

On this, our inaugural episode, we discuss the albums that would be the best to hear first. Like, very first. Like, you are a baby and have only recently gained the ability to process music and ...