Letters from Ikea - a podcast by Ear Lobby

PJ 114 rounds off the week with gags, puns and jokes on Ikea, Eskimos, Scrabble and more!

The Pun Jab episode 114:

I got thousands of letters delivered to my house today. That's the last time I buy a dictionary from Ikea!

Two Eskimos in a kayak are getting chilly, so they light a fire - but the boat sinks, proving once and for all: you can't have your kayak and heat it. 

I saw a guy drop a box of Scrabble on the road - so, I sidled up beside him and asked: "what's the word on the street?"

I met my wife at the zoo. There she was, in her uniform - and straight away I knew she was a keeper.

I wanted to steal some leftovers from the party - but my plans were foiled.

People have been laughing behind my back at my decision to wear mittens instead of gloves. But I don't like to point fingers.

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