Two cannibals are eating a clown.. - a podcast by Ear Lobby

In PJ number 2, there's another 6 gags in a minute - this time ranging from lonely zoos to Pete's wife's make-up choices.

I went to a zoo last week, but the only animal in the was a dog. A shih-tzu.

Me and my girlfriend won't last. I'm a Capricorn and she's a donkey.

Two cannibals eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks "Does this taste funny to you?"

So it's bad news, I'm afraid. You've got cancer and Alzheimers. Oh, that's not so bad, Doc. I could have cancer.

I told my wife that she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Never criticise someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, they won't hear you, and you'll have their shoes.

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