And Friends, Ep 20: (NSFW) ”Have you ever jerked off a lion man?” - a podcast by thewronghands

Site E7 has become the strangest insight into this primitive time we've uncovered so far. The large quantity of fluids we believe were stored at this site is evidenced in the glass vials we found and the traces within them. The trace analysis reveals that reproductive fluid of some kind, from a highly evolved creature, at some point resided in these vials. I can only speculate what they must have been doing with it at a venue seemingly based on entertainment.

- Archaeologist Ankil's log, 2341 D

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